/brit/

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>The gays are norm--

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love slags me

how on earth does this jew not get banned

As expected the party was insane as shit. Filled with degenerate normies drinking, doings drugs, smoking and doing the various other degenerate shit that they always do. There were plenty of sluts, but they were too busy twerking their asses at Tyrone and Jamal and getting high -- it was disgusting. Me being the Blackpilled incel that I am, just kept looking the freak show, noticing how crippled our society has become. Obviously no one engaged or wanted to engage with a conversation with me; as usual.
Anyway, I went to the counter to get a drink and this Tyrone and his slut was few feet besides me making out hard. The sluts ass was faced at my direction so I decided to touch a feel of that ass. I don't know why I did it, maybe because I was too sexually frustrated, but I groped her ass.

>>79323610
>imagine buying second hand electrical equipment
>second hand goods that are engineered to start failing after a few years
>imagine paying good money for something that is designed to start falling apart, likely the reason the first owner got rid of it in the first place

its a thinkpad you mug
theyre designed to last for millenia

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>>79323587

>>79323665
I think you know the answer to this

>>79323659
ree drag queens reee

do americans really think more than a tiny sliver of people live in country homes

>>79323621
Oi mate please refrain from your jewery in my thread pls. Don't want to have to rearrange your organs.

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POST KAREN!

>>79323689
It's just a regular queer mate.

alri lads, rate my form
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504558071887.webm

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>>79323660

Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom. Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me. IT'S OVER.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt33ht4EKaI

THE most relaxing and perfect CHOON ever conceived by man

>>79323708
you're also the most pathetic person on /brit/

let that sink in

will crush this jew's jaw into a fine paste

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Looooool

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alri lads, any new gimmicks?

>>79323749
>>79323723
>>79323660
grim

Is nobody gonna mention how the the new threads were both posted on the same second.

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babz <3

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>>79323720

>>79323757
slagposting seems to be making a comeback

>>79323587

That girl is faker than my imaginary girlfriend

>>79323749
slebs ting

>>79323667
i snorted half a gram of cocaine in one line in my car yesterday and got so fucking buzzing i suddenly had an overwhelming urgre to wank so i pulled over on a quiet road, locked myself in the boot and wanked for 30 minutes sweating like a bastard. my chest still hurts. think i might have a heart attck one day

>>79323774
fuck off nigger

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>>79323763
You don't like a classic british slag?

>>79323763
bender

>>79323777
this image makes me uneasy

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Even grannies only go for Chad now

It's over for sub-8 males

>>79323720
>ego lifting and locking your knees
cunt FULLY deserved it

>He buys electical equipment brand new.
>He doesn't get his smartphones by buying a 1-3 year old flagship model that some businessman or rich kid bought for £600 6 months ago before getting bored and wanting the new iphone.

Get all my phones this way, last years flagship for £100-200

Black women should only be allowed to wear brown lipstick

>>79323763
Gay twta

bought a used 5s for 90 quid last year because I wasn't a fan of my 6s, thrown it at least 20 times, stamped on it as much, dropped a chair on it and dropped it god knows how many times and it still works

interesting

CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

black people shouldnt be allowed to straighten their hair

I gave my arse to Jesus

>>79323814
wew

>>79323880
Can see her knickers

SHUT IT DOWN

Just had a fantastic long wank lads

Never ever buy refurbished electronics

>>79323886
Its cultural appropriation when they do
no different from a white person having dreadlocks

did a drink drive again last night after being scammed by a Nigerian earlier in the week. Really a brainlet desu

>>79323840
is getting a new phone every year really a necessity

>>79323909
cultural appropriation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zH8Dhe7Mk

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do you think this choon: https://youtu.be/gaoCsmFDLcY

would go with pic related for a YGYL webm?

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>>79323888
>he's really a nig nog

>>79323912
bought a refurbished monitor 5 years ago, still using it now

>>79323838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKfJCJJglm4
my favourite

currently on an airplane

>>79323912
t. man who time travelled from the year 2009 to today

theyre honestly pretty good nowadays

>>79323957
doesn't matter. stamping out racism is more important.

quite a fan of black women who look like Stacey dash

so not that black at all really but still

>>79323966
Hope it crashes x

>>79323966
where you going

I know many Africans and we are utterly fucking embarrassed and ashamed at our racial counterparts in the US.
We hate that our children often adopt the US Black culture instead of their parent's African culture and personal family culture of hard work that got them over here in the first place for most African groups other than like Somalis and shit.
Especially my Nigerian and Ethiopian and Ghanaian friends, they are fucking utterly embarrassed.

>>79323966

*raises eyebrows*

Local newspaper is so shit despite there being multiple stabbings everyday

lefties who complain about cultural appropriation are so clearly racist its hilarious

OH NO you can only do this activity and wear these clothes if you come from such and such a place
they are basically advocating for the reintroduction of segregation

>>79323982
>>79323996
>>79324002
have a word

me right now

>>79323996
Denver

>>79324020
post fucking machines

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>Albino Ethiopian

makes you thinkaroo

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does he dope?

y/n

>>79324038
not really, I already knew ethiopians were black caucasoids

>>79324044
yes

>>79324007
some mongs freaked out over a Japanese themed birthday party for a little girl (none of the people moaning were Japanese) and an actual Japanese person went off on them haha

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me on my way to work

Whats your favourite Civil war battle lads? Mines Fredricksburg. It shows how dumb Yanks are since they'll charge into musketfire one by one

>dominican
not fooling anybody haitiANO

put a piece of black tape over the camera on my new laptop and now I feel like a secret agent

>>79324059
got 3/7. im definitely fucked.

>ZOMG KILLING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS IF NOT MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE LIVING IN A TOTALITARIAN COUNTRY THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE OF ONE OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS LATEST ABSOLUTELY EMPTY THREATS THEY'VE MADE FOR YEARS IS TOTALLY GOING TO HAPP[EN!!!!!!!!!11!11

>>79324065
well you best start posting fucking machines then

>>79324044
of course

>>79324059
I have no college plans and I've been absolutely fine desu

>>79324059
None of these are problems for men if you're good-looking.

And if you're not good-looking then solving those problems will not help you in the slightest

wish I was in a global war

>>79324118
post fucking machines

>>79324110
your country is full of retards and working class chavs

we value education here!

>>79324044

yes, as did paula radcliffe and seb coe

absolutely hate small children

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxz8ux78qa4

>>79324044
Yes

His manager or something got caught doping
There was some dodgy shit backstage

>>79324044
>does a world champion athlete who's competing against known dopers use PEDs
nah mate hes natty

anyone want to buy a banjo

>>79323817
Look at what you're doing. Happy with yourself? I'm sure when you were younger, maybe aged 10 to 14, your parents thought you'd go far. You were intelligent, imaginative, polite, doing well. Sure, you weren't a popular kid, you were a little strange, but your teachers were full of praise. By your mid teens though, people could tell something was up. You still weren't going out with friends. You'd never brought a girl home. Whenever you came back from school you'd spend hours online, or playing games. They were getting worried. Your grades weren't as good as they used to be and you stopped giving as much effort.
Somewhere along the line you found 4chan. That site has drained all your productivity as you waste hours, no, days, into meaningless drivel. This isn't some intellectual blog, it's a time waste. You became an edgy little insesitive bigot to rebel against the polite young man you used to be after you came into contact with shocking images and controversial ideas. So what? You still don't have a girlfriend in your twenties. Other men are starting their careers and what do you have to show for it? Nothing. Your parents have cried thinking about the boy you were and the man you could have become, and all they're left with is the leech who lives with them, who avoids them and stays in his room thinking about the next post he's going to make. You live a sad and lonely life. Not even with internet friends, since you have no internet aliases to identify each other. Just an anonymous swarm of angry voices belittling and insulting each other. That's your main form of human contact, and it's how it's shaped you as the pathetic husk of a person you are.

>>79324135
you were a small child once

>>79324149
post fucking machines

>>79324030
fuck I guess I can't upload pictures on this shit connection

love hummus but its disgusting oily and horrible afterwards

I really like Polish food, 2bh

Am I a nonce for listening to Lostprophets?

>>79324191
yes

>>79324191
'

>>79324191

>Listening to essential noncecore

yes

>>79324127
not sure that's quite accurate when everyone I've been involved with has either been far wealthier than me or a student at a top uni x

>>79324191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldTtAURFwSg

are most jobs just paper-pushing? how unfulfilling.

>>79324151
>nowhere on the archives
this is fresh pasta lads

>>79323932
Thought that was gonna be generic metal at first. I like it.

>>79323840
hello poortherner

>>79324214
>top uni

you only have 2 in the UK

rendering a new YGYL webm

>>79324258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPFUWtyOi8

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>I don't agree with regime change in NK

still thinking of something to post lads

yet ANOTHER heroic victory for burnley
unstoppable force

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>>79324270
it better have some venti in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqUFkWJMEBw

Lmao there's LITERALLY band called the soft boys
Imagine being that gay

>>79324268
i think we have 30 or so unis in the top 200 worldwide

and 3 in the top 10

reckon they're calling it hurricane Irma cause the first thing the retards still staying there and who'll watch their flimsy wooden houses and trailers get blown away will say is 'IRMA GERD!'

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>>79324321
baby want milk

>>79324321
*punches the exoskeleton in the face*

hmph... welcome to EARF

>>79324331
brace yourself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Gaylords

>wake up
reeeeeee leftypol
>go to work
bloody LEFTYPOL on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even be a rorke in churches anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody LEFTYPOL might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody leftypol propaganda /brit/ is showing tonight
>eat dinner (dominos)
some of these somewhere wanted VEGAN pizza once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old PJW, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about this bloody DISCORD
>sleep
r-r-reee l-l-leftypol *snore*

>>79324344

REDDIT

I'm working class and chippy about this shit. I've lived on council estates my whole life and growing up was hard.

My mum worked full time with two kids, and still struggled to make ends meet. Heating or eating was a real thing, I remember sleeping in my Winter coat and my mum crying at night. Kids at school making fun of your second hand clothes and home haircuts. Mum taking doorstep loans to pay for food shopping.

Buying some vintage clothes and hanging about at edgy bars in London does not make you like me. You don't know the claustrophobia, the desperation, or the will it takes to get through. Fuck them.

Wearing jeans

>>79324151
So accurate it fucking hurts

>>79324372
unrionically love reddit desu

>>79324369
>bloody LEFTYPOL might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
creasing

supposed to rain tomorrow

current buck naked

Syrian war is coming to an end and the Jews have lost

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When you were young, you were the king of carrot flowers

>>79324374
you saved this to repost it for (you)s

sad!

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>>79324348
>>79324353
getting mixed feelings here

79324369
you're even sadder than the israeli/sweden poster

Remember when we used to argue about why communism was the best ideology and economic/political system to operate the people under?

>>79324374
>chippy
it's chipper you fucking mong

>>79324409
She us a fascist

79324369
leftypol spastic

>>79324403
Good album

>>79324374
not 1 (one) word

>>79324151
This is me except my parents couldn't give a flying fuck whether or not I had a girlfriend or friends.

They just want me to get a job and leave.

Anyone else have similar parents?

>>79324415
she can bash me any time she likes

>>79324412
Its french fry store you moron

>>79324403
love the Stefan Molyneux cover of this

>>79324403
ah yes i remember my first day on mu

>>79324403
i've stopped using /mu/. use r/indieheads instead now. love getting upvotes, feels so good. better than (You)s, and I used to think that was the best feeling in the world. Now i realise that it's getting loads of upvotes and even the possibility of gold.

>whistling in my room

>all of a sudden can hear my neighbour whistling like a spastic through the wall mocking me

fuck of

Rightypol can fuck right off.

>>79324460
Wow you should write a book

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>>79324460
absolutely merked hahaha you sad little whistling twat

despise whistlemongs

Shots fired

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Rorkelet wannabe Rorke starter pack

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This year’s list of the best universities in the world is led by two UK universities for the first time. The University of Oxford has held on to the number one spot for the second year in a row, while the University of Cambridge has jumped from fourth to second place.

Overall, European institutions occupy half of the top 200 places, with the Netherlands and Germany joining the UK as the most-represented countries. Italy, Spain and the Netherlands each have new number ones.

Another notable trend is the continued rise of China. The Asian giant is now home to two universities in the top 30: Peking and Tsinghua. The Beijing duo now outrank several prestigious institutions in Europe and the US. Meanwhile, almost all Chinese universities have improved, signalling that the country’s commitments to investment has bolstered results year-on-year.

In contrast, two-fifths of the US institutions in the top 200 (29 out of 62) have dropped places. In total, 77 countries feature in the table.

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if you werent in this thread you are a newfag simple as

going to the chipmonger

do you like typography

dong ding

>>79324488
Wow that's not very nice
>>79324477
listen here you little fucking reject, if me and you were face to face right now i'd fucking snap your jaw with my trainers and give you a proper good hiding. you might think because you're online you can be a cheeky cunt, fair play, we've all done it at some point. but fella, im really not in the fucking mood - so how about you wind your fucking neck in and respond to someone else. stupid spong cunt

>>79324459
thanks for the sub recommendation lad x

>>79324503

kek

>>79324529
Wow you should write a book

>>79324511
No one gives a shit about this list. There are far more reputable lists

Reminder that republicanism is truer to British values than monarchism

new weeks toil starts in:
9 hours 26 minutes

>>79324514
me third from top

>>79324511
It seems Ivy League is quite overrated.

>>79324374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

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literally the most evil man in the world
an actual Bond villain

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>>79324151

>>79324556
nobody gives a shit you fedora tipping twat

>>79324511
>In contrast, two-fifths of the US institutions in the top 200 (29 out of 62) have dropped places
god that's embarrassing

>>79324583
Wew

I hate driving to work to take my boss's money.

I wish he could just drive to me and handdeliver it to me instead.

My images are everywhere, parp.

>>79324583
not 8 inches quite clearly

>>79324583
yes but I'm not posting it here so you can wank over it, poofter

jesus christ, he's still going at it

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feels good senpai

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Came three times today (so far)

Had a quick wank over Mel B when I woke up. Shagged the missus a little bit after that. And just had ANOTHER wank, this time watching a Pierre Woodman compilation.

That man knows how to fuck. Picked up some great tips

>>79324579

Do American civil war battles count? since both sides are Yanks id say Antietam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Antietam

>>79324583

Thats a big willy

>>79324556

being subservient is THE British value

>>79324583
fucking hell mate shave
that hair is grim

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George is a cute
A CUTE

>>79324609

Predictable. Overused "joke"

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>>79324588
depends whose metric you're going by

>>79324609
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79324627
me @ no.17

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me

>>79324666
hello red dit

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>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79324627
0 (off screen) - university of life and hard knocks

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16 years ago tomorrow lads

>>79324682
madman

>>79324692
A Classic Image

>>79324627
what uni
>inb4 MI "got the right race?" T

>>79324652
can smell the chink off this image

>>79324503
Ah yes sky news that we'll know right wing news outlet

>>79324689
>>79324692
this is the most 4chan post you have to go back

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is this the most beautiful building in the country

just got called a bender in town

Theresa May is an old woman!!??

>>79324714
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvOj-sEHPb4

tune

>>79324707
pictured: my bollocks

>>79324552
literally untrue
THE is either the most or the second most reputable list (possibly after QS)

>>79324707
mad how that one woman survived that impact and got out

>>79324707
people say this looks fake but how can anyone know what is realistic when it comes to 747s crashing into skyscrapers

>>79324728
prefer not to say

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>>79324639
Obama literally reminds me of some kind of Middle Eastern Emperor with a god-complex. He has that wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command.

he never should have been president tbqh

>>79324735
only chinks would rate mit/caltech that high

>>79324714
He's right though. There are numerous lists published each year and rarely, if ever, are their rankings the same.

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>>79324707

>university ranking
>jap unis get nuffed because """"not enough"""" foreign students and foreigners in faculty

hmmm i wonder who've made this criteria

>Yanks have to be literal billionaires to get into the likes of Harvard
>any cleverclogs can get into Oxbridge here regardless of their background and it costs the same as any other uni

good feel

>>79324707

never gets old, like Jurassic park

Am i jf

>>79324728
no but its up there. the food they serve in the restaurant is good too.

>>79324746
they were 767s you utter MONGOLOID

>>79324768
>>any cleverclogs can get into Oxbridge here regardless of their background and it costs the same as any other uni

Wrong

Shitty state schools have no idea how to prepare their students for getting into Oxford/Cambridge so they miss out and end up in somewhere like Edinburgh

>>79324767
*looks over at university of seoul*
ah yes

>>79324782
No

>>79324767
It means you're not desirable to wealthy chinese and swiss elites

>>79324728
Kiera knightly lives there. Saw her once in the lift when I was visiting my mate (I'm rich)

>>79324767
what are you on about, smith-san?

>>79324744
>THE is either the most or the second most reputable list (possibly after QS)
No it isn't at all, you fucking stupid paki

Just got beaten up by Muslims in Birmingham for going into the no whites zone by mistake. Called the police but just got put through to an Indian call centre.

>>79324728

it was better before they cleaned it.

>>79324652
>UCL above Imperial
L M A O
what a worthless ranking

in the bin it goes

>>79324817
turn off the proxy

>>79324794
Fake news

>>79324794
hmmm so oxbridge are right up there in spite of the fact that not even close to all the cleverest clogs in the uk get in there

britons confirmed for most cerebral race

>>79324728
fingered kiera knightly in the stairwell there once

>>79324729

Thats normal though. Only modern battles had large amounts of combatants that died outright most end up wounded and counted as Casualties. If you want a one sided battle that was literally over in less than 20 minutes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto

>>79324768
The views of a retard at an ex-poly

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>747

>>79324768
I went to a comprehensive that regularly sent people to Oxbridge. 3 people in my year went there. They had coaching for their interviews.

>>79324794
LITERALLY me

>>79324782
Of all the JF, Norway is up there with the best. After the Anglos obviously

>>79324639
that raincoat was later taken to a CIA blacksite and executed after 16 hours of torture

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after a while of pseudo-neetdom i start full time wagecuckery tomorrow. going to be a baptism of fire. hate it.

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>>79324862

Pre-Islamic Middle East is very interesting lads

going to do a wank before i go to the pub

>>79324794
maybe in the 1990s
in recent years Oxbridge have started hosting free classes and summer week-long classes for state school students where they can learn the application process

additionally they keep files on all the schools in the country, and if you are applying from a school they know to be shit at oxbridge preparation, they relax their entry standards appropriately

i personally think that in 2017 oxbridge is still pretty meritocratic

>>79324758
Oh for fucks sake, give it a rest man RORKE will YOU. its a sunday evening for goodness sake

>>79324503
>Joop
>not Paco Robanne

>>79324888
t. shitskin

think something like 35 kids from my year went to oxbridge and that was state school
not me though haha

>>79324794
He isn't wrong, though. I went to a shit state school and we had two people who got into Oxford.

>>79324862

>coaching for their interviews

bit gay

>>79324904
think joop is correct here. its the one you get most free sachets of and is universally agreed to be a later middle aged man's cologne of choice

>>79324928
?

went to an all-boys grammar school and only 3 on average from each year got into oxbridge

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really fucking hate Londoners

in my school, out of 130 boys in the year, 46 went to Oxbridge

tee hee

>>79324903
I'm a lefty actually unlike the authoritarian turbororke Obama

>>79324938
screaming

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peng

>>79324959
Eton?

>>79324911
It's pretty easy to get into Oxbridge from state school these days
It's unironically harder to get in as an Etonian or Harrovian. Admissions tutors will avoid you like the plague

PHWOAR SHLAGS

think half of my year went to prison

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you arrive in oxford

>>79324971
phwoar
that is lovely

is chicago nice to visit or is it just that one bit that looks good?

Non-linear also strange. Neil Morris.

>>79325002
>We pick the best and brightest students purely on their academic merit
very true

went to oxford once. It was full of lazy students who did not know the meaning of hard graft.

>>79324952
leave me alone

>>79324982
St Pauls
its like Eton (super old, super tarquin, super expensive), but it doesnt have the bad press associated with the Eton tag in 2017 (see >>79324989). We regularly beat both Eton, Harrow and Westminster in the rankings also.


so its rather good tbqh

>>79324955
here we have an idiot

>>79324888
agree, shame mohammed had to literally ruin everything

>>79325007
very nice to visit. great architecture, waterfront and neighborhoody outside the downtown

OXFORD, more like boxford. because i'd like to box the faces in of every posh cunt that goes there

>Obama is a rorke
um, what?

swear huddersfield looks surprisingly good

Can't wait till I'm fucking dead

>>79325040
Are you a proper posho, lad?

>>79325007
basically just this area, outside of the centre (millenium park, navy pier, michigan avenue, trump tower) it's a deprived shit hole full of basketball americans, plus it's boring as fuck it's basically extended suburbs and strip malls for miles around

>>79325062
Wow you sound like a massive rorke

6 people in my year went to Oxbridge, I got an offer from Cambridge but had to go to my insurance because I fucked up one of my exams.

is trump left or right

>>79325082
WOW I DON'T CARE. stupid posh cunt.

>>79325074
Yes, rather.

>>79325040
I went to st pauls, what year are/were you?

It's really easy to get raped in Oxford, know 3 people that have dropped out (all girls) that were spiked and raped on nights out.

>>79325078
Last time I was there a few years ago there was a bum on every corner asking for change even in downtown.

>>79323599
>>79323599
>>79323599
Migrate

>>79323599
>>79323599
>>79323599

>>79325108
all you would have to do is look at a map to prove yourself wrong you braindead cunt

stop replying to me

regularly visit student bars and slap their ears off, won't find that in a book

>>79324588
look at what US unis are like
an utter mess with no real education

>>79325138
>>79325138
>>79325138

>>79325062
you sound like you have 1 gcse

>>79325115
Delightful!

didn't get very good marks on me exams, had to go to cowford instead
waheyyyyyyyyy

could literally take an afternoon off work, head up to Oxford and turn it into the largest mass grave in the Western world

might come back with some scuffed knuckles but nothing some tcp won't sort out

>>79325099
Hard to say since his politics are basically shitposting on Twitter, wanking over his daughter and playing golf with cunts.

>>79325154
I'd give him more credit, him calling it Boxford was kind of funny

>>79325184
Ok 1 GCSE and an NVQ in sandpapering.

>>79324888
>Pre-Islamic Middle East

What a bizarre phrase. Do you mean Arabia?

If you meant the broader MENA region then why not just say Byzantium and the Sassanid Empire?

???