/brit/

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

Is there room at the meet up for a slightly older male

listening to future funk

>wishing I had a jap gf desu lads

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noncebear

>>79319140
Would put my willy in their fannies if you know what I mean.

How do nonce catchers even manage to catch nonces nowadays given chatrooms are a thing of the past

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slegs

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>>79319189

Now watching: Ren & Stimpy

>>79319200
create Facebook accounts pretending to be little girls

>>79319191
I'll pick one up for you when I'm there mate

i feel it coming

Current mood: drums

>>79319191
about to get one lol

BIG fan of reddit lads... it's got everything

>>79319200
pretend to be pedos selling their childrens nudes on darkweb

I really really want to see some noot posted in this thread

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Give me an Irma webcam please

>>79319264
>pedos
fuck off yank

>>79319256
no it hasn't
be quiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDDMU0E6Ps

just here to get you into some good music again

>>79319200
see
>>79319249

whatever happened to louisa lytton
she was VERY cute

>>79319280
a u t i s m

>>79319299
at least i can speak english properly

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POST NOOT

Lads, what has BLM done wrong? I see people complaining about them all the time but it seems justified.

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>>79319267

i need to stop choking my dick when I wank

might cause permanent damage

>>79319284
poor man's coldplay

god is dead

>>79319336
it's literally nothing like coldplay you mong it's more like poor man's joy division

>>79319309
I can speak english perfectly
OH NO SOMEONE TYPED LAZILY ON 4CHAN SACRILEGE!

better whip myself into an autistic frenzy huh?

there's a section of military prostitutes in North Korea called the Joy Division

>>79319369
and joy division are a poor man's rush

>>79319361
no he isn't
be quiet

I fucking stink.

>>79319329
because they obviously dont give a shit about black lives based on their indifference to black-on-black crime which is objectively a much bigger issue than police killing black people which is proportionately a rare occurrence.

>>79319392
there's also a band from manchester with exactly the same name

>>79319334
Please do mate, I was death grip wanking up until 23 when I lost the ol' 'ginity and I could actually cum from a handjob, blowjob or sex. Had to finish myself off.

NEED A BIRD TO PECK AWAY AT MY WILLY LADS

>>79319376
you're the one coming across as autistic. just saying.

>>79319414
dangerous and down right stupid

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reading an academic paper

>>79319396
>uses my meme against me
>fucks it up

dumb brit piece of shit

>>79319329
be racist race baiting morons who serve only to increase the racial divide they claim to hate

>>79319329
trying to blame black inadequacy on non-existent reasons

>>79319414
COULDN'T*

I could not cum

>>79319256
EXCELLENT post

>>79319318
>>79319332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pXKDR_VMhg

>>79319433
no it isn't
be quite

i just can't stop going on reddit lads....

>>79319329
I just have nigger fatigue at this point

>>79319424
you need a life

having some clean water

>>79319461
check the 'chive

Someone at work asked me if Hurricane Irma could make it to Bali

reddit is based

so apparently thousands of yanks have signed up to shoot at the hurricane? wtf

WHY AREN'T YOU LADS ATTENDING CHURCH

*flicks ball juice at u*

>>79319491
prefer a lie in

I'm hurricane Irma, ama! Woooosh.

>>79319491
dont subscribe to such nonsense.

>>79319520
tipped

not a single (You) this morning
why don't you like me

>>79319491
Too busy hate preaching in my local mosque tbqh.

starting working at a bar in a nightclub next week, what should i expect?

*smashes your 'ed in*

>>79319329
fuck off retard

>>79319394
never post again

>>79319548
To serve people drinks in exchange for payment.

>>79319527
sorry if i require a bit more than a dusty old book and an old virgin preaching at me to become convinced of a sky tyrant monitoring everything i do.

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this lad is live streaming from his boat in key west

>>79319394
not remotely similar you vile troll

>>79319580
how about you give us a link you worthless fuckwit

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>tfw pencil dick

Most scholars suggest the war between us and the pakis will last either 13 or 1000 years

It all depends on the tactics the pakis use
They might go all out from the start and be crushed swiftly
Or they may continue their cowardly guerilla attacks, dragging the slaughter out

got a dece willy but don't get a chance to use it

listening to the beatles atm

>>79319609
I'm taking this as a threat and notifying Greater Manchester Police.

>>79319630
you can't rate yourself

>>79319609
>they
you mean we

>>79319607
>Umm babe is it in yet??

>>79319491
I visited a Buddhist temple yesterday

if i was trump i'd get absolutely stacked. would be great having a hench president.

tfw 6 inch but thin

is it all over bros?

thought the tranny was a paki

When you wake up fully clothed including your parka and go to your pc only to see a half eaten kebab you don't remember getting on the keyboard. Then an underage girl in her panties and Adventure Time t-shirt comes out the bathroom and says she had a good night.

>>79319647
been told it's dece by others

>>79319670
yeah that seems like a good use of his time you twat

what anime should i watch to simulate the feeling of having friends

might buy a share in a horse

>>79319671
How thin

Music is literally the highest form of art. Rhythm, harmony and tonality are entwined with who we are as a human species.

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>>79319580
He's gonna kill him on live television and he doesn't even care

He was born on live television!

>>79319718
La Blue Girl

>>79319725
can wrap my hand easily around

Dumb toot poster

>>79319740
the highest form of art is writing on toilet walls.

>>79319694
who

hunger is kicking in lads
didn't eat a thing yesterday due to being on the gear now I'm bloody starving

my female friend sent me a rant about how she wants a "man" not a "soft boy" and how she always ends up sleeping with right wingers cos all the lefties she knows are effeminate weaklings
did a micro-howl

>>79319672
Honorary white

I hate pakis more than anything

>>79319754
girl

is there a dedicated chan only for british?
or do all british use american websites to communicate?

>>79319671
same as me
the gf loves it, she's never said anything bad about it but said plenty good things about it, and getting her to cum isn't a challenge

but it just looks so unaesthetic to me. it'd look much nicer, and probably for her feel much nicer, if it was an inch or two thicker.

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>>79319609
some say when Brexit won the referendum, Nigel Farage retreated into the depths of the catacombs under London and turned into Marble
it is foretold that when the crescent moon rises, and the streets run red with English blood, he will rise up again and take back the lands of the Angels

spent £400 on coke, booze and hookers this weekend.

>>79319779
yeah but I'm not telling you what it's called

>>79319779
British internet, bitch

>>79319779
britfa.gs
no idea if its still active

>>79319788
alri deano

>>79319779
british are terrible at inventing things so they often have to coopt american inventions

>>79319779
We tend to communicate with our voices and text messages mate. Only Americans purely communicate through websites, friendless gits the lot of them.

5'8"

it's over

>>79319412
Fallacy of relative privation. Just because black on black crime is an issue doesn't mean cop violence towards blacks isn't also. Also I see a lot of people saying these guys are actively terrible, racists etc. Doesn't seem to be evidence of this.


>>79319438
Case in point. How are they racist? You can't say anyone who acknowledges race is race-baiting.

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>my female friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UnEtHbOWvo

gonna move to israel and become religious

business idea: dedicated brit OP description

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my bit on the side

>>79319838
tim in the making 'ere lads haha

>>79319748
What? This isn't a form of measurement mongo. You'd have to have a chode to not be able to do that. Stop watching porn.

>>79319833
will never be profitable

>>79319838
He's a bit chubby but I'm happy for you.

>>79319838
shes about 4 points above him

>>79319838
she's going to age terribly

>>79319859
don't have a tape measure to strap perpendicular around my cock

fuck off

Creasing at the fact rightypol is raiding us now, give it a rest man rorke will you.

Football is a sport.

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willy is only 4 and half inches thick

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>tfw effeminate right winger

there are no females on 4chan
that i'm sure about

>>79319830
love these old hyper orthodox Jews who just lay it down low no holds barred, with more eloquence than Muslims or american hick proddies do

>>79319915
on 4chan yes, /brit/ definitely not

>>79319892
*rorke slams his plate of a beast of a Sunday roast on the desk he's reading this post at*
"FUCKING LEFTYPOL BASTARRRRRDSSSS"

>>79319779
it's called britfa.gs and it's full of underage leftypol mongers, so in a way it's not too different from this thread

6 inches is average right?

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>in the United States in 2010, the average adult female height was 63.8 inches (approximately 5 feet 4 inches) and 166.2 pounds

>The average woman in England weighed 11 stone (70.2kg) and was 5ft 3in tall (161.6cm)

>>79319904
This makes me want ww3 even more tbqh

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>>79319249
That's what I thought a few months ago
then she rejected me

got a willy shaped like a chopping board

Everybody's trying to be my baby

>>79319904
I like this theory

>>79319915
Me?

>>79319882
Bitter virgin

How do I get on the disability pension for crippling depression?
pls respond

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Got a problem I can't reconcile lads.

On the one hand, I believe that Christianity is important for the nation and we'll be weak without a uniting religion. I also think it's beneficial on a personal and spiritual level. Church is also good for communities. Most modern people here have no view of the world beyond what the media tells them and only care about themselves.

On the other hand, I just can't believe that old book and I know it's not Britain's natural religion. It's semitic and that is against our nature. The modern church is also full of cuckoldry and is currently doing nothing that I view to be in the nation's interest.

Don't know what to do.

Any religious man in?

could easily cripple depression

>>79319972
nonce

>>79319972
Heartwarming.

>>79319989
>Me?
probably really ugly so basically a male

>>79320008
I am an atheist, God just simply doesn't exist friend.

>>79319994
kill someone then go to jail
free housing, endless free time, free food, zero worries forever
if you commit some serial murder you can even built up a fanbase of rabid fangirls

>>79320008
just dont think about it

>>79319886
So you think it's thin but don't even know? Jesus mate state of you. I say this with all sincerity:don't make another post here.

don't know what i hate more, niggers, sandniggers, trannies, gays, or leftists

>>79319211
Very aesthetic busom

My dick is shaped like Bradley Cooper's head.

I don't know about jonjo but he posts toot so he is ok in my book

>>79320008
faith is gullibility. dont be a retard. its not 1300 any more. we're smarter than that now.

>>79319945
/brit/ average:7 inches
Self reported meme average:6 inch
Actual average:5.5 inch

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

>>79320040
why are you so invested in my cock mate?

Next poster is a member of BLM.

god doesn't exist but religion is important to placate a society's people so its a necessary evil

>>79320038
but i dont want to go to hell desu

fuck wypipo

what wrong with that?

I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

Is there literally anything more pathetic than getting on a jap proxy to shitpost

>>79320073
I love a bit of Keats. Thanks for posting.

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>>79320057
>It's 2017!

next poster wears a nappy to bed

fave subreddits? been really getting into reddit recently

next poster's a female

>>79320114
NEED to see a picture of the people in his writers room

>>79320140
cringe

>>79320140
i am so not reddit that I can't even work out how to use it so sorry sweaty no recommendations from me :))

>>79320158
>not knowing how to browse a web page

dumb cunt

>>79320140
r/gender is soul stirring I find.

r/transpassing is an excellent subreddit
someone make a new thread this one's kind of stale

Helpful suggestion to all in this thread: only wank standing up!

This will derive THREE big benefits:
1. standing while wanking gives you a stronger orgasm
2. it's exercise and that'll make you feel even better
3. you'll be more tired afterwards, which is more satisfying and closer to real sex

BONUS: you can watch how far your cum flies if you do it in a tiled area, my cum flew at least two metres the other day

Enjoy!

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>>79320008
have you ever read the bhagavad gita or the Upanishads?
I have faith in God and the spiritual, but as for denomination I'm a bit unsure.
I appreciate Dharmic faith as well as Chinese Philosophy but I'd prefer to adapt it to my own western circumstance rather than adopt all these alien ideas wholesale without being immersed in them to understand them fully.
when the Buddha talk of Brahmanical faith and the Gods of India, these names just don;t have the same meaning to me as they would an Indian.
though in fairness it was equally alien to East Asia where it managed to take root.
also I appreciate the Ancestor Worship people have here, it feels far more legitimate than the cold detached preaching of many churches, probably more similar to what Catholicism used to be with all the "idol worship"

>>79320202
cheers

Favourite brit poster ever was the spastic who was so mad about having a small willy he ranted for about 6 threads in a row that the real willy average was 4 inches

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>>79319491
Atheist

business idea: a sequel to Baby Driver called Sorry Sweety

>>79320175
its something people on 4chan say a lot

I always thought everyone had a 7 or 8 inch willy because I'd never seen one other than my own

why are women in their 20s such opinionated cunts

>>79320232
the average isnt 4 inches? this is very unsettling

>>79320263
So your willy changes between 7 and 8 inches?

>>79320282
It's 7.5 so I was accounting for range either side

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>>79320232
17cm
5.5inch girth

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Don't be afraid to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills

>>79320269
haha I got this! :)

that was fucking porn dipshit. thanks whoever recommended me that

>>79320263
>he's never seen another guys benis
haha kidna gay desu

>>79320309
>combining imperial and metric for the one object

Don't do this

Just realised this general is basically Twitch chat with a British flavour

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>>79320300
literally me

>>79320323
I know right, I even went to an all-boys school so it's doubly bad.

REMINDER THAT THIS IS WHAT AUSTRALIAN HOURS LOOKS LIKE

>>79320331
You unsighltly shitstain, let me remind you /brit/ basically coined the "really makes you think" maymay, the most used maymay of 2017.

Have some respect.

>>79320349
um no sweaty x

>>79320300
Statistically the people in that room will be responsible for several hundred deaths. Sad really but gassing that roomful of children would actually do more good than harm.

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the Pengland

>>79320216
I've never read any religious text. I'll have a look but I have a feeling I'm going to find it hard to identify with. Evola wrote on the Dharmic faith didn't he? Might be interesting to read on it from his perspective.

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>>79320388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBzG0ilUxEk

>>79320300
>london
oh well

>>79320300
Ah yes, Birmingham

>>79319606
NOT HIM BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVtTcxB6-Mk

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>I've never read any religious text.

I had a nightmare last night that I was a SNES in Vladimir Putin's house and the only game he ever played on me was Bazooka Blitzkrieg.

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This Casio tells a simple message to the watch enthusiasts, it tells that you are well aware that you acquired a 9 dollar watch, made of plastic, that you do not care about their opinions. You stand on your own two feet and you are the boss of your own life. This timepiece is a brave choice and i simply love it!

>>79319904
>What are trade winds

All memes aside, I could easily pull off the fedora look

>>79320140
r/the_donald

at upload event waiting for jmx meet and greet and preying on young girls in the queue

>>79320428
>from 404KB jpg to 1.59MB png

stop posting

>>79320471
>Tfw literally nearly bought that watch the other day

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>/brit/ basically coined the "really makes you think" maymay

>>79320489
nah, hate trump

>>79320456
I doubt many people my age here have

>>79320435
WAHEYY LOVE PLAYING PINBALL

Is it gayer to fuck a ftm or mtf??

I often skip out on church for weeks on end but then attend Tridentine Mass which I feel is extra Catholic and therefore makes up for the ones I missed

>>79320502
I would make every image I upload 3mb just to hear you squirm, Nigey

niggy nige

>>79320517
ftm since they look more like a man

>>79320490
Post pics.

>>79320524
hahahaha you fucking freak did the man in the sky do a creation? xD

who invented the virgin walk?

was it us?

>>79320512
AND THAT AGE IS? HMMMMMM

now playing: van morrison - Moondance

>>79320551
balt + ausnz

>>79320551
r9k invented the term

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWDbZK0zdo

>>79320140
/r/the_dennis
/r/woahdude
/r/cocaine

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>was it us?

Did Brit invent crisps?

havnt seen an 'rishman in a while

>>79320568
fuck off there you fucking shitskin twat nonce
sick of aussies just go

>>79320568
>>79320568
balt + ausnz falls into the domain of british controlled internet

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I want a qt virgin slag gf!

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>>79320622
>virgin slag

Good luck with that

/brit/ basically coined the "wtf i love _ now" maymay

>>79320621
no it doesn't
/brit/ has never made a meme

>>79320620
>>79320621
bizarre

>>79320524
Aisha

/brit/ literally invented the pepe the frog maymay and the wojak maymay

new moot literally had to filter t b h because of us

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>>79320641
what about a slag that's merely pretending to be a slag to fit in?

>>79320648
jog on

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Britain.
Let's tark at randam in English and regional dialects. Take it easy!
Previous Thread: >>79316707 →
Learn British Thread: >>>/int/brit
Please declare when making a new thread and post its link.
Warning: This thread has been under constant spam attack for the past few months. Please use a tripcode to identify yourself if the spammer use your flag, and try 4chanX to filter the spammer.

/brit/ is pound for pound the most influential community in the world

FACT
rothschilds can go suck a lemon

>>79320641
My little sister is a slag virgin. She's sucked a lot of dicks including mine but still has her hynen intact. Only 13.

lets all start a meme
something to put /brit/ on the map

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>>79320410
its really not that hard to identify with
these two are good, especially the Upanishads because they focus more on the core concepts rather than the host of mythology, the Gita itself mainly focusing on why Arjuna should fight a war against his own brothers even if he doesn't want to, and more than that as well.

I'd read the Upanishads first, they are both easier to understand and far more deep in their meaning.
Dao De Jing is short but good as well, this is a solid audio version if you don't want to read it (it doesn't take long to read anyway)
its something that you can read a few times and gain new understanding from as you go.

you really should read some of the Bible if you never have, like Ecclesiastes, Psalms/Song of Solomon and the book of Job
and the New Testament gospels at the very least.

even if you are an atheist it is good reading.
personally what attracted me to Dharmic thought was its connection with the Greeks who settled in Asia. I did a paper in uni on Gandhāran Buddhism

>>79320708
why do people post things like this

>>79320708
*concerned black man on phone*

i invented many brit submemes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxDI3fAgZ8U

Next poster pooed in the shower earlier.

>>79320715
daytime /brit/ is pretty moronic desu. Nice idea but wait about 12 hours to pitch it

>>79320744
ok will do

>>79316562
>>79316562
>>79316562


new (reuse)


>>79316562
>>79316562
>>79316562

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>>79320761
>early

>>79320544
Christ has no body now but yours. No hands, no feet on earth but yours. Yours are the eyes through which he looks compassion on this world. Yours are the feet with which he walks to do good. Yours are the hands through which he blesses all the world. Yours are the hands, yours are the feet, yours are the eyes, you are his body. Christ has no body now on earth but yours.

>>79320722
I'm not an atheist, just haven't been exposed to religion.

Thanks for your recommendations--J've saved your post.

You can get free bibles online. Do you think I should buy a good quality one instead?