how come no one ever talks about switzerland around here

Because we have no feelings about them one way or the other.

>>79314271
they need to be quiet to accumulate more shekels

I remember one thread where we tried, but they started crying about how they're irrelevant and boring and have no cultural output.

No one has any strong feelings about the Swiss one way or another.

Mountains, traffic jams, bankers, ect. Who cares?

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>Beautiful country
>Overwhelmingly white
>Doesn't meddle in anyone's affairs
>Not in EU
>Most guns of any western European nation

Why are they the best country in Europe?

>>79314271
You shouldn't care.

>>79314271
It's a Western European Belarus, noone really knows what happens here.

>>79314598
Do you have a link saved perhaps?

>>79315903
No, I very rarely save links to archived threads. Also this happened like last spring I think, so I doubt I could find it that easily.

>>79315903
Actually yes I could find it very easily.
Here you go: https://yuki.la/int/74980888
t. >>79315971

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>>79314271
Switzerland is like all the other western European countries: beautiful and protected countryside with infested cities.
Because of the stability of the country, we are all living in good conditions. Everything is expensive but you can get good salaries if you have a formation. We have a very slow government that gives more power to the conservative area so the changes in the society are not rushed which gives us even more stability.
and that's that folks. No major problem since a century.

Hello

>>79314748
>both world wars
kys

>>79314748
American education

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>>79316694
h-hi

>>79314748
Me on the right

I moved to Basel a few months ago
I still need an answer for this easy question, my dear swiss guys: what the fuck is your problem with noises? any noises. It is "illegal" to take showers after 10 pm because it will bother neighors too much. and they will send you very polite yet angry notes at you.

>>79318398
Theyre probably upset a shitalian moved in next to them

>>79318495
if they were I wouldnt be able to move in the apartment, that's for sure
the whole tenant selection process here is beyond retarded, it was way more complex to get the flat than the job

or maybe I'm just too used to the good old "you can pay?" "yeah" "the place is yours then"

>>79316613
>infested cities.
Albanians and Serbs?
Germans and the French?
Leftists?

>>79318807
It's really hard to throw people in the street once they have a contract, even if they refuse to pay. So, we want to make sure you can pay now and in the future.
t. landlord

>>79318922
Leftists and a melting pot of immigrants. They came in waves, first the Italians, then the Spaniards, the Portuguese, various Balkan countries, and now from Africa. Honestly the immigration from other European countries isn't really a problem in comparison of the mudlsims and the niggers. They are white with a very similar culture and take a generation to integrate properly (except the Albanians).
French, Italians and Germans are only a problem when they work in Switzerland and live in their country desu. A lot of them are doing that and everyone hate them.

>>79319062
makes sense
actually my dad had a problem with a woman who he only found out that lived for a few years doing this trick:
she rents a flat, never pays, not even a single months, then illegally uses neighbors wanter and electricity and simply wait for the whole eviction to go trough (I guess it took almost a whole year).
then she just hits the road and looks for a new place

>>79319226
well, my (swiss) flatmate loves the whole melting pot thing and he always says that those immigrants very rarely cause any issue
and, to be honest, (many of) you REALLY make it hard for use to integrate, you introvert sweeties

>>79319226
>and now from Africa
>mudlsims and the niggers
oh dear god, not you too
I always counted on CH as a refuge against leftism, big state and huge taxes.
if you fall there will be nowhere to run for the white capitalist cynical male
fucking females, leftists and jews, man

>French, Italians and Germans
I hate them as well, but for different reasons

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SOCIALIST-LEFTIST IN SWITZERLAND IF YOU HAVE IT SO GOOD? What is their excuse for trying to change it? Why become filthy Germany?

>>79319363
European immigrants are fine. I have no problem with them and they make something like 15-20% of the total Swiss population. so intolerant.
And yes the Swiss people are generally introverted. I'm from the french speaking part and even for French that speak exactly the same language, it's hard to integrate. They say that we are cold and distant but it's just our usual way to interact with each other. I should go live in Finland desu.

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>just reading this thread is putting me to sleep

ok sorry we asked. please go back to never posting, switzerland

>>79319619
For the same reasons Sweden chose to take immigrants in the 70s
>we're so privileged, we need to help others and give them a refuge

The good thing about Switzerland is that the rural areas hold a very important political power. So our government is really conservative. Plus the german speaking part is less oriented towards virtue signalling and politically correct bullshit. We will probably keep this conservative heaven but locally, some cities are infected and we can't do anything about it.

I really love your country btw

>>79319619
oh, you will LOVE basel then
it is so full of jews I started to think that christians are the minority around here

>>79319687
I dont speak german (yet, just started an A1 course few weeks ago. german grammar makes no damn sense) but from what i've been told the dialects are so fucked up that even people from germany can't understand swissgerman at all
btw to be honest here in basel the canton throws actual "welcome parties" and gives free language lessons to newcomers, so I can say taht you are actually trying to be cool about expats (in a sort of aseptic and too formal way but still better than nothing)
but ofc they are quite selective when deciding if you are worthy of a residence permit, don't expect to come here as a jobless guy and not be kicked out asap

>>79320100
Good luck with swissgerman. I have a very low B2 in german and I don't understand swissgerman at all. At least swissgermans are nice and they speak in Hochdeutsch when they hear your shitty accent lul
What foreigners don't seem to understand. You can't find a good job in Switzerland without official qualifications like an apprenticeship or some university paper or prior experience even if you are a native. So it's even harder for foreigners if you don't want to work in the construction with a shitty pay.

>>79319956
>I really love your country btw
And I love yours.
And I want to make my country like yours by moving to your country for a decade, trying to get mid-class or rich Swiss business owners to spend their vacations in Croatia, to have times of their lives, and maybe nudge them (you know the drill - cocaine, blackmail, being part of the cult, thirst for power, hobby for the rich, getting influence, getting prime real estate) to fund Croatian elections in which we could put our marionette in charge and do the old South-Korea-Chile--military-junta-capitalism thingy for 20 years until we get the trash out and fix Croatian economy, demographics and bureaucracy


>>79320100
>basel
>it is so full of jews
jesus fucking christ

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>>79319226
Germans need to go back t b h

Except my doc he's cool

>>79314748
Switzerland is defacto an EU member without representation

>>79320390
The good doctor died in Brazil in 1971 by accidental drowning. Mossad declassified it.

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>>79320390
He was doing so much work! He inspected way too many people.

>>79320373
good plan

>>79316005
What a strange archive.

Switzerland, nice country but overwhelmingly annoying know-it-all. people.
Their proudness will be their Doom

>>79320412
>implying toothpaste is represented in the EU

>>79314271
Les Suisses sont des bons voisins.

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>>79314271
Who knows?
Maybe some things are better left unsaid

>>79316005
a genuine thought in that thread
"switzerland is weird you have like no online presence and nobody ever talks about you. the people from there don't have much to say about living there and the only mentions from foreigners who have lived there is that you shun foreigners. on paper switzerland seems great but it doesn't show."

>>79314271
I can thanks god that i have swiss family. ive been travelling to switzerland since birth and fuck, everything is goat but the prices (and the lack of arcade game centers) Even zurich with it's nigerian filth is way better than any big city where im from.