/cum/

>talking about your ban
that's a ban

>>79312388
>Not banned anymore
Why were you banned?

Me in the middle

Currently on my way to the chimei museum using public transport

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CUM

>>79312399

android saga was a mistake

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misa

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>there are people who post in this general and have gfs
NOT FAIR

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Reminder that Germans will not acknowledge this happening.

need a step by step plan on getting a gf

>>79312434
Reported it last time and will do so again

>>79312388
are those flags actually censoring anything?
thry're all wearing underwear, after all

>>79312438
It has been in every single media outlet and is still being covered extensively

>>79312434
ayy lmao
>>79312432
life's not fair, you'd best get used to it

i ate 6 slices of pizza

i feel bad

will drink some tea that makes you use the bathroom a lot

Me on the left

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Reminder that Germany still lets in thousands more uncontrolled refugees every day with no end in sight but will claim everything is fine

>>79312453
I guess you succeeded again

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>>79312485
How do I get a CHI gf?

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>>79312526
>implying he would have any idea

>>79312526

why are you asking me

if i keep eating like this o wont get a gf

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>>79312514
>>79312453

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>>79312537
Point me to someone with a CHI gf so I can ask them

>>79312526
maybe try sleeping pills and duct tape

vegeta is so cool

>>79312546
The guy in Texas has one

>>79312569
it's the JUST hairline

VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13899613
http://www.strawpoll.me/13899613
http://www.strawpoll.me/13899613

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Some times I meditate on how much I love the Mexican Diaspora in America. They are angels of labor. They are willing to work shitty jobs no one else wants to work. Not only because they have to, but because they love to. It's in there blood. Look at Aztec temples. If America united with the Mexican peoples, American values would the best it had ever been. If only.

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Cats

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>>79312571
I NEED TO KNOW HIS SECRETS
I NEED A CHI GF

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>>79312569
>

>>79312589
Thanks, doc.

>>79312586
Well assuming the autist dox the other day was real you have to look well-adjusted and not how you look now.

>>79312585
fat cat

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>>79312584
>be fist of flames
>post once every 300 hours at random

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>>79312604

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Hunting Aliens is a black man's sport.

haircut and a shave

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504905199645.webm
Now this is a strange cat

think the ol' tailbone is gonna start aching again

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>how did vegeta transform into a super saiyan, werent only those calm with a pure heart able to do it
>im calm and my heart is pure....pure evil

lol

Feeling a bit stressed buds
Think I'm gonna go sit outside and listen to the sounds of night

>>79312671
Stand up for a bit my man

0-4 Sleep
5-9 Don't Sleep

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and I go to sleep
0 and I stay up and suffer

>>79312690
OUT OUT OUT

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>>79312690
good night sweet prince

>>79312681
standing doesn't help
only thing that does is hot+cold cream and sitting directly on it to mask the pain
tylenol seems to make it go away faster too
I just feel it coming on right now though, it'll probably strike me right as I'm about to fall asleep, or perhaps I'll wake up in the middle of the night to it and then have to wait it out

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I Fight for king and country, therefore I fight for myself

>>79312707
This sounds to me like an issue with your lower lumbar discs or sacroiliac joints. You should make sure you have lots of water in you and an NSAID will help as well. Aleve probably the best option. OK.

>>79312707
you're kinda like hank in that episode of king of the hill where it's reveled that he has no ass and can't sit comfortably

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>>79312748
mentioned

>>79312585
VEry
FaT
cat

>>79312740
I've tried up to 1600 mgs of ibuprofen before when it happened, no effect
only tylenol seems to work

Many a Taiwanese women don't shave their legs
I have to say it is indeed quite arousing

helLO

>>79312778
I have a better idea
Stop being FAT lol!!

>>79312778
>1600 mgs of ibuprofen
bitch do you hate your kidneys?

Aleve is the best NSAID for this type of inflammation. I think you have some rheumatic disorder and I think you should ask your doctor about it.

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Discussing issues in Germany online you may notice something strange. Germans rarely say anything that isn't glowing praise of refugees and the EU, Why? Is is something in their national culture?

Of course not.

for fucks sake footkraut

A Swedish girl wants me to take her to EBR1.
Sounds like a fucking amazing one in a million nerdy first date but I don't find her physically attractive at all.

Truly, god has a terrible sense of humor.

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i love being white

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>>79312812
>Experimental Breeder Reactor I
>breeder

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>EBR1
>idaho
be sure to show her the beautiful potato farms while you're at it

79312797
I'm not fat
go back to fucking your abbo gf instead of shitting up this thread
>>79312806
I don't take that much on a regular basis if that's what you're implying, hell I hardly take ibuprofen at all these days.
I've seen a doctor about it, they did a CT scan and an x-ray and could find nothing wrong
they sent me to a physical therapist for a month where they did some fancy massages on my lower back twice a week, and it didn't happen again for the duration, but the very first day after the last scheduled appointment it happened again

Don't worry everyone i'm here to save this thread

>>79312864
I Would but she's at work
Walking to chimei museum now

>>79312864
Yeah sounds like a rheumatic disorder

>>79312834
>Divine Crusader
>the term Crusader has etymological roots to the word "cross", referring to Christianity
>Christianity doesn't exist in the Elder Scrolls
Someone should have been fired for that.

>>79312838
It's really cool. Breeder reactors make more fuel than what they burn.

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>>79312893

wow, it's almost like sitting on your ass all day makes you have lower back problems
who knew

>>79312864
>implying he has a gf and is in taiwan
He's just a sad mutt in krautland

>>79312895
Fucking Carter stopped all development, that fucking bastard fuck face peanut farmer pathetic fucking fucker.

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>>79312895
>swedish girl invited him to breed her reactor

>>79312888
I'll look into that and getting some aleve, thanks

Wait is footkraut in Taiwan?
Somebody teach me how to filter that entire county.

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>>79312924

>>79312922
No problem. Make sure that you get blood tests for all the rheumatic markers.

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Dabbing Indonesians

You will be dabbing in hell footkraut.

Floridians get the FUCK out of my state. You're not welcome here

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>>79312984

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>>79312388
This was one of the first /cum/ general pics

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dad just walked in on me while i had a towel hanging off my massive boner

just puked buds

Canadians get the FUCK out of my state. You're not welcome here

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

>>79313016
Love Americans unironically

CHALA
HEAD
CHALA

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irl Americans are very friendly and nice to me but online they are quite hostile.

Unironically hate Canadians

>>79313040
i wonder if i were lost in north carolina and i looked really fragile. would they help me?

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>realized the most gorgeous, popular girl in school had a secret crush on me, tried to ask me to a dance and I said no

what did i do in a past life to deserve this autist fate

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me 5'11

vegeta is gonna kill this nigger

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>>79313057
Americans love non-brown foreigners tbqh

>>79313040
Lots of Americans are fake friendly, e.g. the (((South))), where they'll talk shit as soon as you're out of earshot

although people in general aren't that bad, burgers are just kinda gregarious in person

vegeta just ripped this nigga arms
woow

Cara watches cartoons
woow

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>>79313084
N-No they like me for real

>>79313081
great. i have a secret fantasy that i would move to america and get a job and an american gf and be free.

>>79313084
Southerners are so best Americans. Especially on vacation when you're in Mexico or the Bahamas

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ooOOooo! scandalous!

Do Canadians really think we like them?
Damn Canadians are dumber than I thought.

>>79313143
1 > 4 > 2 > 3

i thought not. its an old sith legend, not a story the jedi would tell you

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>>79313162

>you can go home and drink milk

lmao i love this man

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I feel like I need to bathe every time a Canadian replies to me.

>>79313233
>Alaska
you need to take a bath in general

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Americans being tsundere again

>>79313261
we kicked your asses in world war one and we'll do it again

>>79313251
Okay Ferguson
>>79313261
Canada trying to fuck his brother again.

>>79313290
>t. Canada lite

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IF BURGS DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS THEY WILL BE ENEMIES

Coming from wannabe dixie thats classic.

bread goes with literally everything
I dare you to name one food you CAN'T eat bread with in any way shape or form

Coming from wannabe canada thats classic.

>>79313336
I can't, it's simply impossible.

>>79313314
Alaskans are NOT Americans, thank you

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>State is literally misery
The jokes write themselves

>Russian/Canadian mongrel
>american
LAMO

>>79313336
oranges?

Calm down Tyrone go loot something.

Sure wish this thread didnt suck so much dogshit desu

SAINT SEIYAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exYtrok73jo

>>79313440
Agreed, there are too many leafs leafposting

Blame your own shitty countrymen for shitty threads.

>>79313408
marmalade goes with toast/bread

>be alaskan
>freeze

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>>79313408
PB&M

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>thread started by cuckposting American
>it's another countries fault

I'm gonna jack off to some lesbian porn, any recommendations?

everyone itt is a good poster, don't let each other fool you

>a*aska
>american
one and only one

>Be from MISERY
>Try to GIBS ME DAT FO FWEE
>get shot
>>79313475
/cum/ related pictures are pretty autistic gotta agree.

Got caught drinking alone in college again

>>79313453
Leafposting is better than whatever dreck you burgers sift out of your soiled trousers desu

>be from a*aska
>get snowed on
>die

>>79313492
>lesbian
>not solo
shit taste

post a better anime song

you cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD_hYx96OHk&t=2s

honestly can't wait till its snows

I'm the coolest poster

>>79313529
This
Solo >>> lesbian

>>79313531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLzpXciijjA

there is no better anime song

Afraid of snow Mike Brown?
>>79313535
Top 5 uncoolest poster. You may fall out of top 5 with Cara being a huge fucking weeb now.

sim city 4>3000

>ketchicuck
obsessed brainlet

I'm the coolest poster and that's a fact

What's the average age of this general?

I'm guessing 19

What's the average IQ of this general?

I'm guessing 19

>>79313598
wrong, its -5

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>twf october 8th for goku limit breaker

so hypeeee

>>79313598
age: 19
IQ: 190.2

I think the pacific northwest should be nuked.

>>79313598
25 with an iq of 25

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*looks in the mirror*
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

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Summer time and the wind is blowing outside
In lower Chelsea and I don't know
What I'm doing in this city
The sun is always in my eyes
It crashes through the windows
And I'm sleeping on the couch
When I came to visit you
That's when I knew I could never
Have you

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*looks in the mirror*
BE MY BOYFRIEND

>>79313659
everyone else hates you too

>>79313619
Take Boston instead

>>79313710
Why not both?

>>79313710
nope

>>79313735
yes

>>79313742
You are wrong, sorry.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E
USA USA USA USA

So we're all in agreement?
Nuke Pacific Northwest

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>>79313755
no no YOU ARE WRONG

>>79313786
kys

you all bore me

>>79313793
very rude

just checking in after having been gone a few months. My goodness, /cum/ TRULY is an abomination these days. A mere shell of it's former self

>>79313785
do it fgt

>>79313801
sorry :(

My father remarried, and now I have a weird old one!

>>79313813
all is forgiven

>>79313598
>I'm guessing 19
I don't think you can find 1000 of 7 billion people in the world with this IQ.

>>79313802

REALLY weird

i dont think anybody asked for your opinion

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Okay

>>79313818
my ancestor :)

Received a filtered (You)

>>79313828
Nah. y'all are cool but these threads are objectively horrendous, but I like it like this

just checking in after having been gone a few minutes. My goodness, /cum/ TRULY is an abomination these days. A mere shell of it's former self when I was posting

am almost out of beer
it's a greek tragedy

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Anyone visited Florida recently?

>>79313873
NOOOOO

>>79313873
I'm drinking Palm Breeze

time for shrooms boi

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I WANT A SWITCH

AHHHH

>>79313897
i know and i haven't passed out yet, it's beyond fucked
i like to at least have a beer in the morning to make a poor mans bloody mary

Why don't black play guitar or anything anymore?

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No, but I visited your mother earlier.
Had a very nice time we caught up and shared recipes

cut your dick off and inject some saline into your nipples, there's a "switch" for ya

>>79313916
BING BING WAHOO!

>mexican
>can't afford a console
haha poor people

>>79313916
fucking nintendo. Fucking motherfuckers, I still haven't got one and I missed out on the SNES classic because they REFUSE to actually have any sane amount of production/stock. I WANT to give them my money but it's like they don't want it

>>79313953
The switch is 600 dollarydoos here

>>79313953
i don;t own a switch either, but thats by choice

>>79313942
Typical high quality shartpost

>>79313962
>being poor

>>79313963
Only a manchild would want one

About to conquer the rest of British Columbia for Alaska.

>>79313978
i actually might buy when its cheaper maybe in a year or two after they release the NEW SWITCH

>>79313978

i refuse to give money to the jewxicans

>>79312438
We do
We also are happy that it finally hit the right one

>>79313995
Then drive to america and buy one at a wal-mart you manchild

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA

>>79312919
>swedish girl invited him to breed her reactor
>I'm a half-black American

man it really checks out, just like one of those /pol/ greentext stories

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>>79314007
I have to bully Taiwan proxy "german", sorry.
>unless it's you without the proxy, in that case fuck you footkraut

>>79314023
there probably arent any

You should prioritize essential things over video games you dweeb.

i honestly don't mind the footfag
my baby momma gave me a foot job once and it was pleasant. i can relate

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>my baby momma

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>>79314030
>half-black american
We have a very demented half black mulatto from Montreal in this general. Have you met him Obama?

^ is cool

KILL ME SARAH

Feet are disgusting.

>he doesn't have a baby momma

^ is cool

No

i do not have a kid.

thankfully.

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>tfw childsupport
kill me please

one day my stupi bitch didnt take her pill

felt like punching her uterus

tbqhwy lads

Do you really think the manchild begging for a switch on here would ever have a kid let alone sleep with a woman?

>>79314162
doesn't work, unless you can pull off a falcon punch

Just beat demons souls, I'm very proud of myself.

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as a matter of fact yes

having your dick sucked when you are playing sm4sh on your wii u gamepad is a great feeling.

You will never get anywhere near that feeling.

getting your dick sucked while driving down the freeway is the greatest feeling
especially when people notice and honk at you

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>>79314179
eww

so tacky

not a surprise that you have a kid

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>>79314223
gay

not a fan of girls(male)

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>>79314260
brainlet

Laddies just between you and me, I sucked my own dick while driving down the freeway, my mom was too busy playing Nintendo Switch to notice my newbourn son jacking off

>>79313056
Which ones did you meet?
I like Americans.

>>79314223
>>79314281
absolute shit taste

i should stop sharing shit here

Special Snowflake
A Nazi-era terminology; referring to the human ashes falling in the Third Reich when people were incinerated en masse. Its acronym, SS, is also a deliberate nod to the Schutzstaffel (also called SS), the paramilitary death squad of Nazi Germany.

In the 21st Century, the Alt-Reich has expanded the term's usage to actual living people, especially political dissident of their cheeto-dusted Fuhrer - Donald J. Trump. It is widely believed that using the same word to equate living people with burnt human remains encapsulates the Alt-Reich's genocidal lust.

According to the Alt-Reich, Special Snowflakes are people suffering from a made up affliction called Special Snowflake Syndrome. This harkens back to the concern for "racial hygiene" in the Third Reich, where similar medicalized terms and concepts were adopted to justify their compulsory sterilization and extermination program against those they marked off as Untermensch or “Sub-Human”.

When dealing with Nazis, whether the Third Reich or Alt-Reich, it's important not to mistake their idiosyncratic vocabulary for units of communication. Their function is not to engage in a fruitful exchange of ideas, or even an unfruitful one. Rather, they aim only to intimidate and recruit. To call someone else a Special Snowflake tantamounts to a one-sided declaration of "I am a Nazi; my deepest desire is genocide, and I want to turn you into ash."
“Did you hear how Donald Trump was expecting an applause for giving the most dispassionate, low energy effort to acknowledge the existence of anti-Semitic crimes that are running rampant? He even had Sean Spicier throw shades at the Anne Frank Center.”
Shocked Emoji

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>>79314316
please assassinate yourself, you dumb idiot fuck face retard

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>>79314344
that is a little boy, pic-related is a woman

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>>79314367
lmao no

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>>79314324
I don't know why people bother doing that here tbqh

>>79314379
this but unironically

>>79314384
idk either, it just happens

Really wish people would stop posting cartoons here especially Japanese ones.

>>79314408
REALLY wish americans would stop posting

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>>79314401
> it just happens
And then an autist doxxes you based on your past posts. Circle of life.

>>79314408
please delete yourself

Really dont care for twiggy nor t swift

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>Japanese cartoons are different than American ones!

>>79314440
>using twiggy and sw*ft in the same sentence
please don't

t swift is perfection
god i love her so much

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Perfection

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PERFECTION

>>79314555
amen

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>cartoon girl

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perfection

Clack is the only one with good taste truly we live in the end of days.

guys, i work 40 hours a week and im up a 2am on my days off
we can all do it. help me pay taxes

>>79314611
>a whore from the sixties

>A cartoon character drawn by a chink

>would rather fuck a twig like girl born in 1999 than a whore born in the 50s or 40s

>would rather fuck A CARTOON than a real girl

>the flat chested qt that i went on date with earlier today just turned 18
stay cucked ALASKA

And how old are you again?

25 :^)
her mom sat in the car while i took her into the mall and bought her a coffee

Enjoy paying child support by the way if it was you that already had a kid.

Still waiting for the day I hear a good rap song

ketcCHIkan is a faggot

Not possible i'm a good Christian unlike yourself.
What will you do in eternal damnation?

>>79314793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glaG64Ao7sM

why is footkraut proxyfagging now? canadane is bad enough

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>>79314931
>memedrick memer
https://youtu.be/mb6Jc4juSF8

Kendrick Lamar is reddit the rapper

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>>79314988
>>79315003

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>Pitchfork

>>79314536
Make sure to take the short drive to corning ford.
You'll be glad you did.

ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself

does the new IT have the sex scene with the kids?

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buongiorno, /cum/mies

Speak American.

why is Alaska so rude today? do you need a hug?

niggef

Stop being a loser if you want me to not bully you.

>>79315078
Obviously not. It's R for violence only. And they are not going to show 14 year olds banging the only girl in the group.

>>79315136

I'll take a double cheese burger, 2 big macs, a large order of french fries, gimme dat 5 for 20 nuggets deal, and a large diet coke

>>79315243
John Madden pizza hamburger Charles Barkley?

>>79315259

bang bang cowboy john wayne pow pow

>>79315259
aieou

>>79315278
kachow godfather elvis Harry Truman kachow

buying gf, 20m

>>79315278
Underrated post.

/DEAD/

>>79316021

hi

>>79316106
what is the most italian thing that you have done this week?

>>79316178

I bought some grapes and asked the clerk if I had to wash them

probably the only sentence in full italian ive made that wasnt just 3 words

Croatia stands with Florida

>>79316412
Based checkerboard.

gn everybody

good morning lads

just got dumped because of my MAGA hat fetish
fuck...

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>lads

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>1489257290111.png

>tfw mods "warned" me for a bleeding-edge hyper top-tier shitpost

I firmly believe I've been on the internet longer than these mods have been alive.

making a new one

>>79316233
>washing fruit
Gay little baby stomach

ALERT: /cum/ is crashing with no survivors

>>79317064

F

Make a new one you stupid dicks

/cum/ has always been a pro-anime general

>>79317257
>>79317257
>>79317257
did