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These are fine Davao boys.
How can dirty tagalog boys ever compete?

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This Flip girl made Asians everywhere butthurt by saying she only fucks white guys

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>>79309651
Ok.

>>79309651
>Not nose-chan

opinion discarded

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lmao

seriously tho why do the people in davao looks the monkiest

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lmao @ Bisayas' intelligence

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rain please

>>79311404
It's in the Atlantic. Can the weather be sucked from the Pacific Ocean?

>tfw I cut my foot nail too short last night because I didn't believe in the superstition
>too poor to buy bandaids and im using masking tape to stop the bleeding

What the fuck is a tagalog and a bisaya and why is it shitting up the thread?

>>79312031
just one guy samefagging an internet argument because he thinks it's funny

>>79312031
it's one guy; he even admitted it in /nusantara/ after he lied to the indos and malays that he won't do it again just to get his captive audience.

Alright, tomorrow I will go to Malaysia for the first time.
1. If I want to order uber, How do I switch from Indonesian uber to Malaysian uber?
2. Where can I buy touch n go card?
3. Will use monorail to raja chulan station, can I brought baggage in monorail?

>>79312710
>uber
it should automatically adjust to the country. I tried uber both here and in the US using only the same app.

>>79312710
1. Should auto adjust
2. Petrol stations and 7-elevens
3. The monorail is a bit cramped to be frank, I suggest grab/uber if you're bringing luggage. Taxi if your willing to pay a bit more.

pahingi ng kantot gan

>>79312790
who will be the girl?

>>79312389
>>79312443
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77249924/#q77259908

be careful or the samefaggot janny might ban you for pointing this out.

>>79312736
>>79312756
Thanks
Should I use English or Indonesian when talking with locals?

>>79313297
Just try a bit of both, I hope you have a good time.

>>79313297
Just use English, the last time I use Indonesian there the bus driver told me to sit at the back of the bus.

>>79313386
But the back of the bus if for the cool kids,

seriously though, our public transport system is a mixpot of idiots.

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How can I get big?

>>79309627
They look like my moms farm workers picking up rice and hauling coconuts for our business. Whatever we don't discriminate low level workers.

>>79309627
construction workers

>>79310503
Its the durian+ genes

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>>79310633
When you see it

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it's better than i thought

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>>79315387
what am I looking at? dessert?

>>79314806
DDS intelligence

>>79315442
banana fritter with chocolate and grated cheese suspecting to be parmesan cheese

>>79315387
The ones I've tried tasted more like butter rather than cheese

>>79315495
come to shah Alam
this guy makes the best one I'd ever tried

>>79315548
I don't fancy going to the land of shitty drivers and roundabouts.

>>79315566
>roundabout
that's not Bangi
>driver
that's not Cheras

>>79315642
Shah alam lagi banyak roundabout la bang oi

>>79315492
is it cold?

>>79315669
if you go to irrelevant part of shah Alam
the only relevant part of sa that has roundabout is sek 2 n near sa mosque

>>79315704
no it's served warm

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>>79315743

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i'm so hungry fellas. i only have 12 ringgit

i'm going to spend it on a big mac set

>>79315806
don't think it taste nice when cold
>>79315807
where you at senpai

>>79315882
home. otw to kajang mcd

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>>79315882
it's the cheese

>>79315909
you like cold cheese?

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>>79315948
no. do you?

>>79316000
i love cheese inside hot dog

>>79316097
but that's not cold cheese unless you eat cold hotdogs

>>79316125
i will just asked you to lick mine till hot

>>79316352
[email protected]

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>>79316616

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>>79316697
did you really send an email

>>79316747
don't pressure me,I'm thinking of what to send

>>79316858
that's not my email though

>>79316888
I hope whoever I sent it to enjoys his random love letter

>>79316924
print screen?

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It's not fair.

>>79317002
F

>>79317002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNFpOYSOVg

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>>79316973
want my letter?

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>>79317054
>>79317099
IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

>>79317263
sure

>>79317264
did you picked up the food and ate it?

>>79317002
you can still eat that burger

>>79317300
where to send?

>>79317342
here?

>>79317300
no once it touched the ground it belonged to the mother earth may my burger rest in peace and may my 11 ringgit forgive me in the hereafter

what meal could fill you up at the cost of a 1 ringgit?

>>79308900
Jollibee>KFC>Mcdonalds

>>79317367
ulam ma nigga
FOC

>>79317367
some eggs or sandwiches

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>>79317388
i guess daun sirih will do :-(((

>>79317400
a loaf of bread costs about 3.50. it just wont do. i'll die starving by tomorrow

>>79317002
belum 5 menit masih aman untuk dimakan

>>79317367
nasi pake garam

>>79317367
Sell your boipucci at Chow Kit for RM15.

>>79317365
but its just for you

>>79317880
sure then
[email protected]

>>79317933
I said Hi

>>79318066
and i replied

>>79309627
How long for me to achieve body like that if i working out so hard if i'm skinny fat?

>>79318142
Ride the waves luke britons during conquest.

bump asses?

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UST FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Lost to fucking UP of all teams

>>79319625
kek

>>79319625

Let's go fighting morons!!!

>>79319625
lmao

Do you think other supernatural creatures, like Vampires and Werewolves, make fun of ours for being named "ASSWANGS"?

>>79321705
vampires and werewolves can't read english

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>>79319625
Lel

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>>79321705

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hello from australia

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>>79321705
At least they have superior mobility with flight, our pocong can only move by hopping around.

>>79309651
She honestly doesn't even look 100% Filipino. She's at least half bleached and wants to complete the process with her children.

>>79322472
Oi sgarnoncuntillfuckinsmashu

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>>79321705
Aswang is the capiz bisayan name
There's also tiktik, wakwak, Abuak,

Speaking of aswang
>>79319625
Flood her fb and rub it in
She's from ust and hates up

>>79322563
There are a lot of varieties of aswangs ,the manananggals,for example, can fly.

>>79323392
The only ones capable of flight in our culture is langsuyar which is basically a banshee but harmless. Even the one that girls in our national service camp encountered just flies between the trees without causing trouble then got deported from the jungle.
Our spookies is just bark without the bite.

>>79323392
>>79323622
those are just flying foxes
a case of mistaken identity

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>>79322472
No Aussie allow

So /asean/ and /nusantara/ coexist now?

>>79323392
>ass wangs
lmao

>>79319625
I still remember that time we won a UAAP game, our only win of the season. It was so "sweet" Diliman threw a bonfire party, because let's face it a UP championship is not happening anytime soon.

>>79323981
>we
>our

>>79323942
yes that was in the original post
>>79321705

>>79323937
Yes. This schism is a must.

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mfw /r/PH defending drug users

How do I summon succubus (male)?

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I don't think they are defending this druggie tho

goodnight

>be white American
>work here in flip land for 8 months
>already got two girls pregnant, 18 and 19
>21 year old begging me to impregnate her now
>straight up asking for my blue eyed baby after our second date, while in bed together
>plan with her so she can sleep over on her fertile nights and fuck till she gets pregnant
>idea gets her so wet that she soaks through the sheets down to the mattress
>fuck it I'll go for 3

I think I understand why you flips have such huge families. Your women are insane, live to get knocked up, and also get pregnant at the drop of a pin.

>>79326588
>be white american
but anon, americans ain't white.

>>79324407
Thats too difficult, you must know how to summon kuntilanak (male) first

>>79324407
Make an account on okcupid and set your location to some western country.

There's no end to the Philippine succubi (male) messaging you for "friendship" and LTR.

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>>79328811

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>>79329021
go to bed,you have classes/work tomorrow