What happens here?

hurricanes and funny news headlines

boomers and rednecks compete to see who can capture the most meme-worthy news headlines

nothing

t. been here for 20 years

My ancestors built it :)

>>79308546

>Florida
>Blue

>>79308849
it's getting bluer by the minute :^)

everything bad, florida is like the fucking cesspool of the country.

>>79308874
not sure if you mean water or puerto rican breeding

>>79308546
nothing anymore its going to be under fucking water

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what happens here?

A lot of shit goes down. The entire southern half of the state was built off cocaine money. Latinos/hispanics. Old people. Rich italians and jews from NYC/rhode island. Hatian and caribbean negroes darker than black. White trash that makes white trash from alabama look like liberals from the california. Lots of DRUGS, every drug every made around the corner cheap.

>>79308874
>it's getting bluer by the minute :^)

Which is why Obama won it big in 2008 and 2012, but Trump won it easily over Clinton.

The north is like the rest of the south and the south is full of spics.
Also there are theme parks and cruise ships somewhere in the middle

it's like a twisted alligator filled parody of the rest of the country

>>79308546
The southernmost parts are an excellent vacation spot.

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the white Florida man in a nutshell

>>79308809
I like to imagine a lot of times that North America was "balkanized" meaning it's not totally the USA. Like when I do usually I imagine Florida to be some kind of independent, Spanish speaking country in the midst of a bunch of other countries like the USA, various independent Indian nations, independent french nations etc.

Florida man today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkhiw0UD-A

Another Florida man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxFu4tYpbWY