TURKS HELP ME PLS

Dude, go to reddit
You're gonna get insult answers here

>>79308437
I don't have a reddit account
Please help me, you are turkish

>>79308713
Senin gozlerinde kayboluyorum bebegim

>>79308887
How can I say "My love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand suns!!!"?

>>79308713
Gözlerinde kendimi kaybetmek kolay

>>79308918
Dont say that we dont really have that saying and it'll just sounds weird

say ben ananın kara boğasıyım

>>79308887
>>79308923
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>>79309032
Tessekur ederim turk-kun
I'll tell these phrases to Kubracim when she wakes up

>>79309079
Good luck my dude
Also dont say what >>79309032 said

>>79309108
Thank you, I will finally meet her in october. It'll be my first time in Turkey as well. Can you give me some advice please?

>>79309032
What does it means?

>>79309170
It means "I'm your mother's black bull"
See that's the thing you were warned about

>>79309170
Just be friendly and when she forces you to drink raki say you liked it even if you didnt

laik karınızı da vereydiniz
laik ananızı da vereydiniz

>>79309268
nigga bunlar AGILITYlemez yavvvvvvvv

>>79309268
Senin ebeni vericez onun yerine işsiz hayatsiz çomar köpegi

>>79309304
yanma koçum

>>79309315
Odandan hic cikiyormusun zenci siki yalamaktan biktiginda?

>>79309268
Aishiteru baka

>>79309253
>>79309248
I've never tried it but maybe I'll even like raki. I'm also looking forward your Iskander Kebap and islak burger.

>>79309374
ananın odasından 1 dakika olsun çıkmadım moruQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>79307666
nice trips

>>79309668
Gracias

>>79307666
Ignore the others they're all wrong it's

Mesedibabani rehmet edsun qelanlarnada can sagliqi versun

How does a Guatemalan gets a Turkish girlfriend? Like how does this even works?

>>79310102
Be the first one to like and compliment all of her photos on instagram.

>>79307666
Kys spic