/nusantara/ -Edisi riadah di Ahad yang indah

>>79307274
Is Najib /ourguy/?

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tagalog slums

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>>79308975
bisayan whores

Any indon using indihome here? My internet is fucking slow, is it just me or not.

hey taro
dungtangtang dungtangtang

>>79309350
Do they limit the daily bandwidth? It was tolerable at first before it came to snail pace whenever I try to download something.

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>>79309469
>Daily bandwith
10 am in the morning and already slow as fuck.
Download speed has been fine if a little bit slow, but ping rate is fucking worst, especially if i want to open site from japan.

Someone link me into the /ASEAN/ thread and out of this stinky thread pronto.
Thanks in advance!

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>>79307713
No, he is a normie who does karaoke in his free time. He should be doing something more manly like vaping.

>>79309571
Wew, I'll stick to mobile Telkomsel like a good goy or hijack other's WiFi like a ninja.

>>79307713
Absolutely :)

abis makan kok ngantuk ya
hehehe

>>79310912
tips bagi mereka yang ada masalah ni:

makan dulu baru mandi

Is muslims okay?

>besok ujian cpns tapi ga ada persiapan sama sekali

HIDUP AKU KATA
HIDUP!!!

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Selamat Dtg ke /nusantara/. Buktikan yg anda SADO™

>>79312219
I can bench press your mom. kekekeke

Which thread has more malaysians? Here or ASEAN?

pengen ngentot gan

>>79312747
i go both. serious here but shitpost there

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>>79312219
*teleport behind you*
heh. nothing personal boy

mau mandi tapi males gaes

>>79313852
coli dulu baru mandi

>>79314004
coli sambil mandi :-DD

>>79313167
>Sodomi intensifies

What are you lads doing on this fine day?

>>79315713
maen gem
ngelanjutin maen persona 3 setelah sekian lama gue hold

>>79314647
Dah lapuk, sekarang 'Mahathir tak bersalah' dalam RCI Forex.

pengen beli hape yang murah apaan ya?
yang penting baterenya bisa dicopot harganya max 2 juta
kalo bisa layarnya amoled tapi ips nggak apa-apa
hape android seken jadul nggak apa-apa yang penting bisa diinstall wasap

>>79316075
asus zenfone

>>79316180
yang baterenya bisa dicopot seri yang mana?
banyak banget serinya

>>79316075
zenphone go

>>79316282
boljug

Apa rasenya konek dihisap?

>>79316883
belom 5 menit

kenyang gaes

>>79316075
Redmi Note 4. Bateri tak boleh cabut tapi kapasiti 4100mAh.

>>79317513
fuck off chink

>>79317513
pengennya yang bisa dicopot baterenya
sekarang pake hape cina juga
baterenya cepet rusak
mau ganti susah

>>79316075
iphone SE

>>79317669
kemahalan

>>79317695
Saya pakai Oppo. Beli yang high end sikit. Screen cantik dan cerah. Bateri not bad, kamera cantik.

>>79317649
Sekarang pakai jenama apa? Ini je yang ok dalam price range 2 juta. Snapdragon 625, RAM 3/4GB, ROM 32/64GB.

>>79317877
nggak ada duit wkwkwkkwkwkwk
kalo punya duit juga pengennya beli yang bagus
>>79317918
sekarang pake meizu m2

>>79316075
Samsung Galaxy Note 4 second
removable batere
layar amoled

>>79317990
hmm rada over budget tapi boleh juga buat pertimbangan

I think I have brain cancer

>>79319383
Well, you're 4chan poster. No surprise at all.

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>another indog actress got MALAY'D
Seriously though, when will this gonna end?

>>79319628
Who?

>>79319628
CENDOLED

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>>79319656
>>79319705

>>79319628
When you start making better SInetron movies.

>>79319746
Orang Indon ke tu?

>>79319778
Iye lah

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>>79319628
His previous wife is prettier though

>>79319800
Cam anime muka dia

>>79319824
Yep. I love older women too.
Feels bad for the daughter though. She's dead inside.

>>79319824
is this the one with datuk red issue? i seriously have no knowledge abt our celebs. i just happen to read some tweets about some datuks polygamy

>>79319880
she won't look so dead after i jolok her cempedak if you know what i mean

>>79319976
*Lapor Polis*

>>79319974
Umur berapa ni dik kalau Erra Fazira pun tak kenal

>>79319976
i don't know what you mean
please explain

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>>79320043

>>79319976
Durian > Cempedak

>>79320182
I will fucking gut you if we ever met in real life.

>>79320258
with durian knife? Phhh

>>79320127
90s kid brader.
>tfw too intelligent to bother with celebrity hedonistic, scandalous lifestyle
>tfw mid-higher-income familia
>the only local artist i knew is when harith iskandr and shaukis 2005 show "AH-HA"
>dont forget those guys from spanar jaya & senario

>>79320258
>>79320296
Lads, lads.
Buah dada > Buah Durian & Buah Cempedak :^)

>>79320333
Kan semua filem top 2002-2005 Erra Fazira dan Yusry yang berlakon. Mr Cinderella 1 & 2, Cinta Kolestrol, Kuliah Cinta etc. Ini dah macam katak bawah tempurung.

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>>79320334
Buah aku > every other buah

>>79320474
Maybe this will remind you of something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3-LR_ekdP0

>>79320474
selesanya

>>79320474
>Mr Cinderella 1 & 2, Cinta Kolestrol, Kuliah Cinta
thats a problem, i dont watch anything with the word "cinta" in it or drama in general. prolly because i was cringed by some underrated dramas in tv3

>makan buah
>tak makan sayur
hang berak keras tak rase?

>>79320631
>Cinta Kolestrol
What does he mean by this?

>>79320655
tengok lah, ade orang celaka makan oren macam bayi, makan jus je

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>>79320679
You know what it means nigga.

Macam mana nak kurus perut buncit Malaybros? Tension la baju banyak x muat dah

>>79320631
Every normie know this. If you're not normie then you're not part of the cool™ Malaysian posters club.

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>>79320762
DELET THISSS

>>79320827
rajin main konek

>>79320827
Puasa

>>79320762
>Malaysia is biggest and tallest in comparison
how does it feel being a dicklet fagt? kwkwkwwkwkw

>>79320828
>normies
>cool

>>79320827
exercise lah

>>79320827
Will you lads vote me for the next Minister of Sports so I can impose a mandatory exercise quota to get rid of this obesity problem? I'm sick of seeing fat fucks walking the down the street and taking up the queue line at the hospital.

>>79321619
Minister of Health rather

>>79320827
Bunuh diri

>>79321619
Not fat like in Murica je buncit only. Jean size 38

>>79321619
Mimpi la nak menang dengan Khairy
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/08/26/indonesian-netizens-swoon-over-khairy/

Wei, bros. Aq dah letih sgt la. Malas la nak buat kerja ni. Asyik code je. Sikit2 code. Mati la aq nanti. Ade sesiapa sini cukup pandai untuk buatkan untuk aku?

>>79322854
Code Geass?

>>79322854
>computer science

it's like you don't want to have a life

>>79323283
Normie get out

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>>79323300

>>79323283
>computer "science"

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>23
>170cm manlet
>tak pernah ada awek

Apa rasanya bila ada awek ni?

>>79324464
170cm average height la

100th

>>79324611
>ini adalah kepercayaan para kurang ketinggian

>>79325018
Ni Malaysia bang, bukannye Netherlands

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>>79324464
>21
>178cm
>/fit/
>no gf

Aku dah putus asa cari awek sejak form 3 lagi.

>>79325258
Maybe hang suka dubur kot

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>>79326287
mungkin

Kimigayo wa~

sambung gais

>>79327625
chi yo ni wa chi yo ni
sazare ishino iwaoto narite koke no musu made

kok panas ya
keringetan

>>79329350
>bilik aku ada air-conditioning

hehehehehe

hehe

huhu

apa yang kelakarnya?

haha

Test

>>79339538
Filtered

Testing your filter

am i filtered?

>>79322854
>My friend, a collage graduate in certain major not related to computer, etc, at all
>Want to become a developer/programmer
>Take intensive course at Hacktive8 for 12 weeks
>Promised to get job right away with shit ton of money as salary
I mean really? Just 12 weeks of intensive course?
And you get high paying job instantly?
I kinda skeptical with this.

Dnscrypt phoneposting

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Bisayan slums bump

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Ilocano/baguio mountain slum mounds

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Why are Filipinos soo dumb?

>>79345714
Go look in /asean/

>>79345520
you root your phone?

>>79344442
>Hacktive8

well, tell hime if he want to be a true developer go learn C, C++, Python, or at least a java

>>79348126
I root my Lineage Os rom.
Its xiaomi redmi 3 desu
Used to phonepost without it on 3, but move to Telkomsel recently

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HAPPY 9/11 EVERYONE

>>79348398
nvr 4get ;__;7

>>79348222
ah i see
what app for dnscrypt in your phone?

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>project due to tomorrow
>haven't finished it yet
>still shitposting on an indonesian batik printing image board

>>79348469
No need for application for me.
Just follow whatever instructions on dnscrypt homepage.
Shouldn't root and flashing thing if you're intelligently handicapped desu.

>>79345714
Lack of infrastructure for education, education is too expensive for many (even when it's free), and mismanagement.

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>Insult China
>Malaysian flag defends it

Salaam brothers.
Soon I'll be moving to Jakarta to study for a semester or two. I'll be studying at Binus University. Here are my questions.

How much can I expect to pay for accomodation? I'll be there for like 4 maybe 5 months, and I'd rather not stay on campus because I don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of white kids. What would I be likely to pay for a shithole little studio apartment around West Jakarta?

How difficult is it to pick up a basic conversational grasp of the language? I'm sure I'll know some basic sentences before I arrive but I'd like to go beyond that and and be able to have a bit of real dialogue with people.

How much will a cheap scooter cost me? Is it a stupid idea to think I can get away in Jakarta traffic without dying or ruining my bike?

>>79350022
Singaporean chinese>>>>>>>Malaysian chinese

>>79350069
Many Indonesians know at least some English so try using English first. Otherwise, it shouldn't be too hard to learn basic phrases: try learning tourist phrases and terms related to money and buying.

>>79350076
Singaporean chinese are more rude than malaysian one. Even malaysian chinese dont like them

>>79348469
Try DNS66 famalam.

>>79350069
> What would I be likely to pay for a shithole little studio apartment around West Jakarta?
Uni student usually live in a 3x4m room and bathroom called kos-kosan. Should be a bunch around university. How much for it around Binus? Should wait for Merula to answer that question.

> How difficult is it to pick up a basic conversational grasp of the language? I'm sure I'll know some basic sentences before I arrive but I'd like to go beyond that and and be able to have a bit of real dialogue with people.
Indonesian grammar is fucked anyway for casual conversation, so don't be afraid of having bad grammar. Just learn vocabularies especially for the thing that you'll likely need like food, direction and money.

> How much will a cheap scooter cost me? Is it a stupid idea to think I can get away in Jakarta traffic without dying or ruining my bike?
Especially that you never ride scooter in crowded Jakarta and have no driving license, I suggest you to depend on Gojek (uber for scooter) and maybe Transjakarta if you fancy traveling by bus).

>>79350069
I don't know apartment prices there but you can live with 300 dollar per month for your basic amenities cost like food, internet, etc and maybe cheaper if you can eat local food.

You can learn the basic of Bahasa in one month, at first you need to use simple English with gestures or ask a friend to translate you.

1000 dollar can get you a brand new scooter but the traffic is crazy so you'd better utilize the public transport no matter how shitty it is.

>>79350069
>Binus University
meme uni

>How much can I expect to pay for accomodation?
Jakarta? probably Rp3-4 million per a month if you are on normal spending budget
you can have a full-in-stomach lunch for only Rp20000

>What would I be likely to pay for a shithole little studio apartment around West Jakarta?
apartement is too expensive at jakarta and there is a bigger chance to get cheated by the apartment landlord
try rent a home instead near city border (like bogor, bekasi, pamulang)
for rent or something like property go to rumah123.com or olx.co.id

>How difficult is it to pick up a basic conversational grasp of the language?
bahasa is pretty easy, you only need to understand the vocabs

How much will a cheap scooter cost me?
a used and in good condition scooter will cost you Rp8 million
a new one is doubled price (rp16 million)

Is it a stupid idea to think I can get away in Jakarta traffic without dying or ruining my bike?
yes, more importantly the recent law in jakarta will forbid a scooter or motorcyle to be ridden on several streets at jakarta
probably the best way is learn more the transportation in jakarta
in indonesia there are several android apps (ie. gojek, grab, uber) to rent a kind like taxiby using motorcycle or car

>>79350500
>full-in-stomach lunch for only Rp20000
Enjoy your diarrhea.

>>79350605
How do you survive with currency with such large figures? When I went there I easily got confused at how shirts that here would cost only P100 were in the thousands of rupiah. I know you could just remove the zeroes, but still.

>>79350677
We're used to it.
>I know you could just remove the zeroes
Tru. Some stores/restaurants do this often.

>>79350605
t. weak anus

>>79350377
>Uni student usually live in a 3x4m room and bathroom called kos-kosan. Should be a bunch around university. How much for it around Binus?
Thankyou, exactly what I was looking for. I can rent a room at the uni for like $250usd a month, but it has shared bathroom, shared kitchen, strict limits on when people can visit, no girls allowed, can't drink, etc. And like I said I'd rather be away from the university 'culture'.

>Especially that you never ride scooter in crowded Jakarta and have no driving license, I suggest you to depend on Gojek
Damn. I was really excited to ride one. Maybe I will just rent one if I want to go out on adventures. I plan on riding from Jakart to Surabaya or Bali during my stay.

>>79350401
>You can learn the basic of Bahasa in one month
Awesome

>>79350500
>Jakarta? probably Rp3-4 million per a month if you are on normal spending budget
Interesting, so what does this mean when it says 700,000?
http://olx.co.id/iklan/sewa-kost-binus-murah-bersih-termasuk-cuci-gosok-IDpIlTL.html#7b94247c65
Is that per week?


Additional question: are the girls conservative?

>>79350995
Per month is Rp700.000 (USD53) with no AC (air conditioner), with AC RP1.1 Million (USD 83)
included free laundry and electricity
garage can store your bike
Location: H. Senin Street (Jalan H. Senin) RT5 No. 12, behind Binus, Palmerah

>>79350995
I don't know what you mean by conservative whether it's about their ideological point of view or opinion towards promiscuity, but compared to Australia? Generally yes.

>>79350995
>Additional question: are the girls conservative?
not really it's jakarta we are talking about
but for native of jakarta (aka betawi tribe) they are pretty conservative towards their own culture

>>79348169
Red pill me on Hacktive8, dear anon.
They say it's so expensive but worth it. Is that true though?

>if he want to be a true developer go learn C, C++, Python, or at least a java
Wot? the hell are they learn from there then?

>>79350069
With Australian currency right now, I think you're rich enough to partying in Jakarta every night.

>>79351233
hacktive8 is money pit
today is all certificate matter, no matter how knowledgeable you are, if you don't have the certificate, you are useless
>>79351269
>partying in Jakarta

FUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I JUST WANT TO BUY A SPORTY 90'S SEDAN AND RIDE ALONG JAGORAWI WITH EUROBEAT BLASTING ALONG

>>79351390
Your country's RHD, it should be easy to import a car from Japan.

>>79351390
Just get an old Volvo.

>>79351432
nope
law forbid it to importing used cars
unless it's separated first parts by parts at country where the car come from
also not forgetting high tax
etc
etc
etc

>>79351390
>Buy yellow Vespa
>Guitar on the back
>Blasting 'Ride on Shooting Star'
You're suddenly coolest guy around

>>79351100
fak thats way cheaper than the shitty uni rooms. Will the real estate people try and scam me? Will anyone care if I have alcohol there? is there a gate keeper at these kinda places, can I stay out late?

>>79351103
>>79351156
I see, what is the nightlife like?

>>79351488
>Will anyone care if I have alcohol there?
Nah. I'm curious how do you see us exactly?
Indog is pretty much secular. Especially Jakartans.

No one care if you bring alcohol there. You are bule anyway. So, it's fine.

>>79351534
Yeah I know but the uni doesn't allow it. And I assume some places won't let me bring girls back.

>>79351488
You can find debauchery if you know where to look. Also don't bring alcohol to your dorm no matter what, stick to nightclubs for drinking.

>>79351534
>Especially Jakartans.
I don't know what sort of things that have led you to believe that but seriously mate you've never seen Aceh.

>>79351488
>Will the real estate people try and scam me?
just act like you already live long enough at indonesia, or just bring a local friend along with you
in here, you should directly contact the owner, not the agent

>Will anyone care if I have alcohol there?
nope, if it's not a public area

>is there a gate keeper at these kinda places, can I stay out late?
gate keeper at the house? no
but gate keeper at your neighborhood area? yes
yes, you can stay out late, just be polite

>what is the nightlife like?
just a plain discotique life, or for non muslim there are several beerhouses, or 24 hours hangover area

>>79351587
i meant
>Will anyone care if I have alcohol there?
no one care unless it's not public area

I like cartoon childrens :)

oh also you must be also prepared since our gov ban 4cheng

>>79351811
fuck, what else did they ban?

>>79351866
Porn and radical sites like reddit. You can bypass them using proxy or vpn.

>>79351892
do indos fap alot?

>>79352059
as long no one especially your relatives find it out

>>79352059
you don't?

>>79320474
>tengok citer melayu unironically

Sila pergi mati rakyat marhaen

>>79320474
SH3 Filem paling kino dalam sejarah Malaysia.
Buktikan aku salah.

>>79352404
>anak mak yang belajar di sekolah biasa

Di sekolah asrama tak ada hiburan lain selain daripada radio dan di hujung minggu ada tayangan filem terkini di dewan so hampir semua lagu/filem normie daripada 2004-2008 aku tahu.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/09/10/malaysia-tops-whatsapp-news-usage/
Patut la bangang jadinya tak habis2 spam whatsapp group dgn cerita merapu Pakatan Har Ap Pan.
>>79352404
Tapi Usop Santorian dan Keluang man seronok.

Wow senpai, I thought malaysians ban 4chinks
I can post easily like when in Indo

Also, why is KL airport is filled with pajeets? I had to make sure several times that I didn't accidentally landed on indira gandhi Airport

>>79352466
Malaysia doesn't ban 4chan. Just some get rangebanned because of other shitposting on /sp/ and /pol/.

>>79352475
You think Truly Asia is a meme?

Pendekar Bujang Lapok is the kinoest.
>>79352466
4chan ban Malaysia bukan sebaliknya.
Pi ucap terima kasih kat spammer kita.

>>79352453
>imply yang aku duduk sekolah biasa
>bukan duduk sekolah teknik
>Arah junior aku basuh baju dan buat indomee untuk aku
>Jadi pengerusi kelab tayang
>Malam minggu tanyang filem Pirate of Caribbean, Forest Gump dan jugak Filem Stephen Chow
>Untung tiket filem dengan coki-coki malam tu boleh cecah 1k


Lol bapak marhaen gila kau AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA duduk sekolah asrama pon takleh nak control filem apa yang boleh tayang kat sekolah.
Sila Tanam Diri Sendiri.

baca post orang malaysia
kayak lagi baca puisi
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkw

>>79352460
> Usop Santorian dan Keluang man seronok.
Tu pure Kino.
>>79352499
>Pendekar Bujang Lapok is the kinoest.
This, Tapi bagi aku filem 6 Jahanam paling best kalau kita buat reboot. Jalan citer dia stail gila.

>>79352525
>baca post orang malaysia
>kayak lagi baca puisi
>wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkw
kenapa biadap?

>>79352514
kalau junior tak buat apa jadi? aku budak jarang kena buli walaupun prime target (gemok, nerd, ada tetek jantan)

>>79352514
Memang la ada tayang juga filem lain. Masalahnya sekarang isu kenal Erra Fazira atau tak. Faham ke tak ni? Aku jenis susah nak lupakan sesuatu bila dah sekali imbas - artis/lagu/sejarah/fakta dan sebagainya malah lebih banyak simpan fakta artis daripada adik perempuan aku yang normie disebabkan oleh ingatan aku walaupun aku tak minat.

eek dulu ah

>>79352571
>kalau junior tak buat apa jadi?
Rare. Selalu Junior aku akan buat apa yang aku suruh pasal sebagai balasan takde senior lain yang akan kacau dorang. Tapi kalau dorang tak buat protection tu hilang dan kemungkinan beliau akan kena buli.

Tapi ada extreme case ada junior aku naik lemak, naik kepala aku akan kumpul point dan selalunya malam jumaat akan ada roll call. Junior yang ada masalah ni akan ditarik keluar dari dorm dan ditempatkan kat satu dorm yang berlainan block dimana dia sorang sahaja junior. Dari situ akan ada mock trial di mana semua senior yang tak puas hati dengan dia akan bagitau apa salah dia last sekali senior bagi junior tu akan diberikan sepatah dua kata sama ada dia akan backup junior tu atau abaikan. Kalau backup junior tu technically jadi hamba kat senior dia sampai habis sekolah or kalau abai hidup junior tu akan sentiasa dibuli (kena pukul/ragging) sampai habis sekolah.

>>79352514
>sekolah teknik

Hahaha patutlah susah nak faham isu asal ni. Pergi baiki peti sejuk tu lagi baik.

>sekolah teknik
>sikit-sikit panggil orang lain marhaen

Inilah namanya inferiority complex

>>79352588
>Lol bazirkan cell otak kau untuk ingat artis sampah Malaysia
SPM

Sila
Pegi
Meninggal

lel

>>79352654
wow nasib baik rare lah kalau tak mesti banyak lagi budak kita join isis sbb tak puas hati asyik kena buli je
kes paling teruk aku teringat yang mamat askar tu gi main tembak2 kat chow kit sbb kena ragging terox
>still ingat lagi kempen anti-buli yang diorang selalu buat poster tu pastu letak kat signboard sekolah

>>79352694
>Duduk sekolah teknik 2 tahun
>Dapat conquer satu sekolah

>Duduk sekolah berasrama penuh
>Still layan filem melayu
>Kena rogol dengan senior

Patutlah kau suka tengok fielm melayu pasal selalu aku tengok perempuan je layan filem sampah ni

Aku x boleh tidur lebih 3 jam sekarang, kenape ye?

>>79352737
Sekolah teknik mane?

>>79352716
>kes paling teruk aku teringat yang mamat askar tu gi main tembak2 kat chow kit sbb kena ragging terox
>Dia percaya yang askar tu tembak kat chow kit pasal ragging
>Bukan pasal dendam dengan keturunan beraja kat Jelatan Jimbabwe
>terox

Sila pergi mampus budak wicet

>>79352708
Tak bazirkan pun sebab space banyak. SPM aku 9A. Kau?

>>79352767
>SPM 9A
Baguslah Sila Pergi Meninggal 9 Kali lmao

>>79352767
SPM 9A last2 sampai kat 4chan gak, sedih.

>>79352767
>SPM 9A
>Bangga
Hahahahahha ketahuilah yang nanti time ko kerja Bos kau semua takde A pon dalam SPM

>>79352737
Isu sekarang boleh je google je dulu padahal sebelum tanya soalan bodoh. Ke sekolah teknik tak didik sifat ingin tahu sendiri tanpa bergantung pada orang lain?

>>79352824
Kat sekolah dulu cikgu aku terapkan sifat ingin tahu, pasal tu aku lani jadi ceo kat various engineering company tapi takdelah bazirkan masa, tenaga dan juga cell otak aku untuk mencari info pasal artis sampah malaysia ni.

Buli was pretty kino.

>that robot segment

>>79352850
Kan dah cakap tak bazirkan tenaga pun. Tak sangka la berfikir rupanya meletihkan bagi budak sekolah teknik.

>>79352824
Masalah dia brader >>79319974 ni memang tak tahu pasal celebs malaysia kenapa tiba-tiba kau nak chimp out pulak. Rata-rata orang malaysia yang memang educated tak tau pasal celeb malaysia pasal dorang mmg takde masa nak layan isu gossip tahi kat Malaysia ni

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semua diam pls kalau tak nak kena penumbuk

Hari ni public holiday ke x?

>>79352891
Barulah happening thread. Itu sebab /asean/ dulu boleh survive, pinoy asyik bergaduh pasal hal-hal kecil macam ni la. Aku dah take note dah.

>>79352881
>Budak asrama penuh gunakan tenaga, masa dan jugak cell otak dorang untuk cari info pasal artis Malaysia

lmao kau lah penyebab kenapa aku tak hire budak melayu masuk company engr aku, bila tanya pasal general world issue semua ke laut, yang dorang tahu pasal Syria,Shia,Yahudi,Korea dengan artis sampah Malaysia.

Nanti kau mati jangan lupa basahkan mulut kau dengan nama artis kat malaysia ni

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>>79352918
ada cuti ke?

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how to get hijabi gf?

>>79352761
>dia tak guna bahasa wicet secara ironik
tapi yang 2nd part tu aku setuju, takde kena mengena ngan sultan tapi kena sign agreement "dah jangan bukak mulut dah"

>>79352870
>Tetek dia lagi besar dari I
feels bad man

>>79352918
bapak aku cuti so ye kot

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>>79352948
Bukan birthday agong sabtu lepas bawak ke hari ni ke? Aku pun tengah confuse ni.

>>79352939
Nal suruh aku sembang pasal world issue? Bak mai.

>>79352918
Public boh, hari jadi agong tunda ke hari ni.
>>79352928
Dulu pinoy gaduh pasal slums issue tapi ni teruk sangat, benda normal la orang tak tau siapa artis kat malaysia ni, Aku siap duduk dengan mamat yang berlakon filem impak maksima kat wayang kat OU sampai habis wayang aku tak kenal siapa dia.

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>>79352979
sekolah bukak

>>79352971
Convert to islam

>>79352979
cuti bawak isnin kalau event tu jatuh hari ahad je la
kalau dh jatuh hari sabtu tak buat pape lah

>>79352971
1. Be white
2. Speak Malay in the Terengganu dialect
3. Convert to Islam
4. Automatically get a hijabi wife
5. Profit

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>>79352918
>>79352976
What are you celebrating today?

>>79352976
>"dah jangan bukak mulut dah"
Tu la pasal, dan dan kes tu madeykutty tiba-tiba hadkan kuasa sultan. Orang isap gam je takleh nak baca apa yang jadi lol
>Gunakan bahasa wicet secara ironik
Tahukah anda setiap kali anda guna bahasa wicet seekor kucing akan dilanggar. so please stop it. Get some help.

>>79352982
>panas punggung pasal artis malaysia

Tak guna kau kumpul A kat SPM tapi still bodoh macam lembu bila orang bait kau kaw kaw.

Why doesn't malaysia have autism bux

>>79353049
>autism bux
Bankrap malaysia pasal hampir semua bebudak kat Malaysia ni ada Autism.

>>79353049
Kalau ade sume org berhenti kerja.

>>79352983
>>79353044
Sorry la kalau terlebih pula. Memang aku *langsung* tak minat dunia artis tapi aku jenis kalau tak tahu sesuatu terus google. Itu je. Aku tahu aku tak boleh expect semua orang jadi macam ni. Aku jadi marah sebab adik-adik/mak aku pun macam ni.

>Eh jom kita pergi melancong/jalan-jalan di blablabla
>Eh bayaran masuk dia berapa ek?
>Apa tempat menarik ek?
>Pukul berapa ya dia buka?

>Tengok berita
>Eh ar ni ke yang sekian2 tu?

>Tak tahu nak buat kerja sekolah

Itu isu aku sebenarnya. Kemudahan internet dah ada depan mata tapi tahu guna untuk social media je. Faham?

>>79353077
Whoa so this is the power of 9A

>>79353077
Lol bapak autist gila kau. patutlah kau langsung takde kawan baik di alam maya atau tidak.

9A? More like 9 Autism wkwkwkwk

>>79353077
*tips fedora
Quite an enlightened gentlesir

>>79353077
>marah kat satu family pasal dorang technologically impaired
>Bukan nak tolong dorang dan pada masa yang sama jalinkan hubungan kekeluargaan.

Lol. Kalau kau jadi adik aku lama aku terajang kau keluar rumah,

Different anon. I despise every normies in this country that eats up whatever the fuck is trending/on the media nowadays. Especially the extra religious one that likes to glorify their favourite "artists". I like to tell them that it's basically a form of idolatry and they always get fanny flustered about it which is pretty amusing.

I fucking hate normies.

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>>79353077
>Orang macam ni wujud kat malaysia

>>79353134
>>79353077
Beta uprising when

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>>79353077
Wow, sila pergi baring depan rail KTM pls.

>>79353144
>tak tahu sesuatu
>terus ada keinginan untuk lebih tahu

Show me how I'll end up ignorant like most normies on world news in interviews
>>79352939

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>>79353077
>Autism is real in Malaysia

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>>79353077
Aku ingatkan mat saleh je ada autism.

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That does it, /nusantara/. I have had it with these normies. I am sick and tired for being treated as an outcast. I can't stand this oppression anymore.

My jihad starts now.

>>79353256
>triggered by normies.
SPM kau berapa A?

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I will start using trip to complete my autism transformation. Feel free to filter.

Cara untuk menghidupkan sesuatu general berdasarkan pemerhatian aku
>Pergaduhan pasal hal remeh (lebih banyak penyertaan anon dalam pergaduhan - thread lebih hidup dan tak bosan)
>Personaliti yang dikenal (supaya ada sense of belonging di dalam thread)

>>79353285
10A1 1A2.

>>79353186
>Tak tahu apa tu gay porn bestiality
>Terus ada keinginan untuk lebih tahu

Patutlah kau jadi macam ni hurm.

>>79353303
So berdasarkan pemerhatian aku, lagi banyak A kau dalam SPM, lagi tinggi level Autist seseorang itu.

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>>79353300
leave before i kick your ass

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>>79353077

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>>79353346
>>79353371
Oh btw, I'm (((malayqt))) wkwkwkwk

>>79353337
camne pulak dengan aku?
4A1 2B 1D lain C

>>79353382
Bengap

>>79353337
Sample size berapa? Guna theorem apa? Bangsa apa? Haplogroup apa dgn markah PISA berapa? Citation mana?

>>79353406
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M

>>79353402
and aku matrik 4.00 uni 3.90
HMMMMM

>>79353337
>top student in my class is an aspie
>got 9A for spm
>almost half of the student who got 9A+ is on the spectrum or some kind of social phobia

Boleh buat thesis paper.

>>79353406
>actually falling unironically for the PIS(S)A meme

>>79352514
Biasalah nanti BADAR (baca: barua) report kat cikgu. Masa form 1 tgk 300 masa Saturday night tak censor pun, lepas tu semua nak censor. Malas nak tgk dah. Baca cikgu suraya lagi best

>>79353382
You went to SMKSI right? I can guess which paper you scored your D in.

Mula dah circlejerk budak2 kajang

>>79353077
Sesiapa tolong screencap mamat ni. Biar sampai kiamat orang tahu yang Autism is real, dan ia ada kat malaysia.

>>79353510
>budak2 kajang
Kenapa bebudak Kajang adalah bebudak paling poyo kat Selangor.

Bajet duduk KL padahal Kajang tu dah macam kat Pinoy dah

>>79353415
BERANI KERANA BENAR
LAWAN TETAP LAWAN
DULU KINI DAN SELAMANYA
Lebih baik kita gunakan taburan sekolah kanak2 autism dan pendidikan khas kemudian cross reference maklumat lain dari Khazanah Institute untuk mengkaji hipotesis tersebut.
Dengan membuat kajian taburan keputusan SPM, sekolah autistik dan umur penduduk kita boleh mengkaji hipotesis tersebut dengan ralat yang rendah kerana saya berpendapat taburan umur pengguna internet ada kaitan dengan autism.
http://www.krinstitute.org/[email protected]

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9000 hours in paint

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>>79353621
Anwar pls

>>79353764
do you know what a crop tool is?

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>>79353787
>>79353764
yeah fixed that

>>79353462
yeah
guess which one
it's been 10 years already

>>79353824
save'd

>>79353764
translate original post pls

>>79354037
kys abo

>>79354037
Autist get mad because people don't use the internet like he does.

>>79353014
Tapi kami tak buat, kan Yahudi buat

>>79353020
>aku gunew main2 jew
>ish

>>79353049
cukuplah BR1M untuk anda

>>79354037
smart malay thought people around him is also smart like him

How much for a middle range laptop in Indonesia?

>>79353337
heh
>1A (sejarah)
>lain2 aku tak ingat dah tapi B, C
>Maths D
kiranya aku normie ke?

>>79354273
its worth 1 Australian boipucci

>>79354273
1 bontot aussie

>this thread
Wtf I thought that M'lays were normie.

>>79354273
I got my Lenovo for 6 million rupiah.

>>79354399
seh.. dong jutawan

>>79354449
Millionaire
Ftfy
Jutawan gak kedengaran hebat

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>in lrt
>eavesdrop on group of girls talking bout this cute malay guy
wherever you are, lucky bastard

>>79354625
Lawa ke tak ??

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>>79354642
7/10 gak ah, dua2 melayu
kawan india dia pun 7/10
>look at me putting numbers on girls eventhough takde gf lagi umur nak masuk 20

>>79354273
Rp10-16 millions

>>79354737
>tfw still can't get over oneitis
>she's a cute, thicc chink

gfs are overrated t-trust me

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>>79354625
>self-proclaimed (((non-autist))) don't even have girls mirin' for them

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even I have admirer

>>79354966
Kenape biasenye aku tengok bila org post screenshot phone, bateri dia selalu nak habis?

>>79354942
i blame myself for not being social growing up and not building personality.
>gi kelas, balik, kemas rumah, main game, tidur, repeat
dari umur 7 sampai lah 19 sekarang, sama je. dh ready dh nak masuk kerja office

>>79354966
aku ni looker je, bila dah kenal baru depa rasa bosan dengan aku

>>79354966
SLUTTTTTTT

Rase nak start merokok, cepat sikit aku meninggal.

>>79355000
Kau ada kawan perempuan tak?

>>79355047
Buang duit je. Baik melabur kat ASB pastu beli pistol tembak kepala

>>79355047
Beli je la sekotak, rasa sendiri.

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my ex is sundanese christian (so am i btw), my peers are telling me there's always a fatal culture clash between sumatrans and sundanese, should i get back to her or move on with my own girl?
so far i only meet uggos bataknese which i really despise, i'm karo

If you don't rate me shame on you

Life is so painful lads. Why must Allah/Yahweh torture us so?

>>79355352
>>79355352
>Yahweh
t. agen zionis yahudi israel

>>79355154
Just go for it. Live your life. Better to try and fail than never trying and wondering about what could've happen for the rest of your life.

>>79355154
Just beee yourself
Hari gini semua manusia sudah sama saja karena jaman informasi.
> Gak bisa move on dari mantan
Berduka saya saya untuk kamu

>>79355383
malaysia banned israel, g-goy

>>79353461
kantoi budak mrsm

>>79355047
Beli blade pisau cukur, potong urat, settle. Berapa sen je?

>>79355052
4 orang
>2 orang gemuk tapi pandai masak, sorang tu ada bf dah
>sorang suka gurau2 ngan aku, tepuk2 bahu bagai. dah ada bf gak, se-uni skali
>sorang lagi kristian sabah, tek dia besar weh. gurau2 gak, last week masa dinner dia buat muka kiut kat aku (serious, kat aku je). dah ada bf, bf dia askar

>>79355154
I wrote one for you but clover crashed while i was writing so heres a shorter one
>stay with tradition and marry your kind
or
>break tradition and just go with it

>>79355482
settle for the fa- i mean thicc chick

>>79355047
alang-alang kasi duit kat aku dulu sebelom mampos

>>79355154
get the minang then

>>79355482
Susah la cani. Senang cite carik kat tinder la

>>79355154
get a papuan

>tfw no keling gf

>>79355511
nah she's actually fat
tak thicc lansung
cer bayangkan makcik kantin je, badan camtu ah

aaaaaah tunggu lah aku sado and ada duit sikit, baru gerak cari awek

>>79355581
Aku install, consider dalam 2-3 minggu sebab muka aku hodoh kalau tengok kat kamera, pastu uninstall sebab nak free space untuk blue aku

>>79355559
Minang and Batak - couldn't get more culturally different than that. Besides it is easier for him to find a good looking Batak than finding a Christian Minang.

>>79354966
>>79355154
> Have/used to have gf
/nusantara/ is a fuckin normie
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>79355653
I'm the only one left who isn't a normie, the rest have fallen.

cakap pasal minang, orang minang pakai tingkuluk lagi tak waktu hari raya?
cute wei

>>79355683
Ko nak minang sape?

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>>79355622
nak thicc ke yang yang kurus tapi tek dia besar? area uni aku banyak siot dua2
mai la turun pj, ayat akka semua

>>79355653
Haha yelah, a- aku dah ada gf

>>79355653
Had gf but still virgin. Still count as normie?

wei indog haha
buat roti baru

>>79355716
You're even worse.

>>79355683
Kalau kahwin sengan perempuan m8nang untung. Dapat banyak harta. Lagi2 kalau sorang perempuan dalam keluarga

>>79355653
aku tak ada cewe lagi
aku tak akan ada cewe pun :-(

Kalau la aku ni Shiburin kan best

belum pernah pacaran
belum pernah suka cewek
wkkwkwkwkwkwkkwkw

>>79355703
UIA ke?

>>79355770
Mungkin suka sama pria ya

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>>79355683
>cute wei

>>79355652
there is so many minang christian near tapanuli border actually

>>79355800
Macam mak setan tengok hah