>19yo and virgin

dat me lol

but who was phone

I wonder how much of us will honestly kill ourselves in the next 15 years? I mean I'm 24 and every year since I left high-school has just been worse after the other. However we're feeling now is just going to get worse. Which of us will go first?

>mom watching her son playing a Japenis game
I'm sorry

>>79307011
Certainly me. Plan to hang myself on my birthday, which is pretty close. The rest of you are pussies who will never commit suicide.

>>79307011
>>79307087
i wanna die too but i cant find a high building without a door in the roof

Mom is a human too!

>>79307087
what a beta faggot. Tell me why you want to kill yourself serious. I probably had it much worse than you.

>>79307087
I would honestly try to say something nice to you and how life is gonna get better but I can't think of anything because life sucks. I met this one guy who was suicidal. He was suicidal because nobody noticed him or cared about him. It wasn't until he starting being depressed and alone all the time that people tried to "reach out" and "help". He liked them for that and ended up talking to them more. But as time went on, people moved on, they forgot about him because to them they already solved his problem no need to still be friends. He ended up killing himself. Sooo

>>79307536
>I probably had it much worse than you.
Tell me your story

>>79307087
i plan on going some time soon as well

>>79307808
if that's the ONLY thing you have going one then that's still pretty good

>>79307941
Your dick is useless because you will be a virgin forever. So why do you give a fuck about this?

>>79307087
If you wanted to kill yourself, you wouldn't bother to wait until your birthday.

>>79306879
this picture fills me with intense depression

>>79307246
Use a crowbar.

>>79307536
Well, where to start, i have aspergers and social anxiety, which means i basically act like a robot in social situations and move in a uncanny way and my defaults to a weird serial killer expression that makes people automatically creeped out by me.
Plus i developed slurred speech and stutter in the last few years due to to my explosive anxiety that makes my heart beat really fast the entire day, i feel like my head is going to explode and can't think of anything or even move properly.

Also i'm a 5'8"(175cm) manlet and three of my teeth are rotting. And i'm a 25 years old virgin, two girls were interested in me back in high school but i rejected them because of anxiety and my aspergers, girls never gave me any attention ever since. It's over for me.

>>79307582
That's the truth, life is so fucking shit that i don't even wanna bother improving myself. You can't polish a turd. Since the age of 10 my life has been a never ending nightmare, i need to rest now.

>>79307725
You Americans have the benefit of having easy access to guns. I wish you luck nonetheless.

>>79307536
>>79307808
I lost sight of one eye and am severely hurt my right hand. I might actually do it.

>>79308122
at least you don't have pencil dick, right?

>>79308159
SNAAAAAKE

>>79307941
don't worry bro I know what I say may over an anonymous message board may not mean much but keep your head up. You're 19 you are really young yo have so much life ahead of you. So what you may have not been quite on the same path as others your age. Ultimately you are one your own path in life everyone is at their own level. I'm 22 but I have only realized this probably within the last year or so (gf-less virgin too for perspective). All those things that people say about bee yourself aren't necessarily true. The main thing, in my opinion and experience, is to take control of yourself. You are you and just need to find a way to be happy being yourself. Does that fix everything? Only time will tell. But in the meantime is to just take control of your life. My life started to turn around for the better when I was 20 and I am still growing. Everyone moves at their own rate. I'm happy that you exist and hope that you will be a fulfilled person!

>>79308228
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>tfw vidya was one of the only things which held me back and I can't play at the moment

>>79307087
just use your electric showers if you wanna off yourself

>>79308009
But now my time is up. There is nowhere else to go but to finish this. I already tried to hang myself last year, but the damn cable snapped, right after i fainted i think because i woke up alright and my eyes were bloodshot but it didn't leave a mark on the neck or anything so it didn't penetrate the neck very well. But now i have a study nylon rope that can support up to 1000kg.

>>79308164
I think it's average in size, it's same size as the sisloveme pov porn videos, same color too.

>>79308122

Go to a dentist at least, geez.

>>79308374
just use your phone put it on the charger and then fill up the tub and drop its good as well since your parents won't think you killed yourself they will just think you're retarded

>>79308408
You think i have money for dentist? I'm 10k in debt.

>>79308435
>bathtub
>Brazil

Bathtub is for rich people here bro. Hanging the ultimate symbolic suicide style, it has been done like this for millenniums and this is the way i'm going. Even millionaires like Robin Williams, Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington went with hanging, so i might as well follow suit.

>>79308374
that means you have another chance of becoming a better person. If you actually had everything thought out and went through with trying to kill yourself that means you were completely ready to die, But you didn't. You are offered a second chance, a chance that not many people get and you should use this chance to become a better person.

Please don't kill yourself whenever I see these kind of things here I always get built up with emotions because one of my best friends from childhood killed himself in high school and to this day still guts me inside wondering how our relationship would have been today because I still miss him so much

>>79308539
hanging is for normies you should go to the favela and start a war

>>79308592
Nah, it's really over for me man. Zyzz was wrong, not everyone is going to make it. God(or life) only gives you one chance and i blew it. 25 is too late to recover, really.

>>79308595
Believe it or not but there aren't any favelas around here within walking distance, it's a rural backwoods shithole and the favelas are on the hills which is quite far from here.

>>79308840
*sigh* I wish you would reconsider because you literally had a second chance served on a solver platter to you but I know when you have your mind set on something there's no way that it will change.. I wish you nothing but the best and pray that things will turn around for your, anon. Godspeed

>>79308840
no excuse also this >>79308944

>>79308122
I know what you mean about social anxiety, I dont know how to cope with it as well but it ruins my life I barely even went into school because of it. They put me on medication to try and help but there really is nothing you can do all the medication is shit and addictive.

The only thing that does really work is marijuana but its too expensive for me to use everyday.

If you cant find a dealer look into the dream market and also try some LSD. If you use LSD once every 3 weeks it might really improve your life. its not even that expensive and you dont have to worry about buying it online because its just paper, its the easiest drug to smuggle.

I have to be honest im 5'11 and wish I was much taller. Im trying to improve my posture to gain a inch or two (cope) I wouldnt like to be any smaller and tall is always better both in the eyes of women and men. But 5'8 isnt even that bad. Just wear shoe lifts. Imagine if you were 5'3 or something.

Cant you get fake teeth?

Im 19. No girls were interested in me during school.

>>79307322
kek

>>79309179
I'm 6'3 bro and have been told all my life that girls like tall guys but yet here still nothing

>>79308944
I was mildly attractive back in school days, especially when compared to my peers, but too retarded to use it my advantage.
The problem is that i have the same body that i had back in the day, so i literally look like a twink now and girls don't like it anymore, only teen girls like it, twink look is very popular among teenage Brazilian girls, but after 18 they like high test athletic guys which never happened to me.

Also all this was before the internet, i've noticed that after the internet went mainstream, girl's standards are way way higher now, so it eliminated my chances in the dating game. I feel like an old car or an outdated computer now, a computer from 1991 will never be able to compete with a computer from 2001.

>>79309014
I've been in this situation for almost ten years now, there is no getting better. Thousands of people commit suicide every year, sadly i will have to become part of that number.

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I lost mine at 23

>>79309288
either fuck off and kill yourself or stop whining about your life and try LSD faggot because no one here really cares.

>>79308122
Be glad you haven't lost one of your teeths. My life has only gone downhills ever since I lost one of my teeths.

>>79306879
Wew, same for me. I don't actually mind being a virg that much though, I just wish I didn't feel the urge to wank three times a day.

>>79309179
I don't really wanna have to live with drugs. Would rather be dead to be honest.

>>79309314
I'm not really whining about anything, i accept my situation and that's that. I just never had the opportunity to tell anybody about my past or how hard i fucked up.

>>79309339
The decay has slowed down for some reason, but i don't even care anymore. What happened to your life after you lost a teeth?

>>79309583
I got into a depression, because it's kind of obvious how no girl will ever want me because of my teeth loss. I'm honestly tired of everything. I'm tired of knowing that this society only cares about looks. My maxilla or whatever it's called also got recessed a bit which makes me look more retarded than I did before. It kind of hurts when I'm eating stuff, and I realized it would just look plain out stupid if I ever tried to smile because of the vanished teeth.

>>79309697
I heard that modern teeth implants are very good. So your problem is not as big as you think it is.

Like i said before, after the internet went mainstream society cares even more about looks now, like way more, the standards are higher than ever before.

>>79309949
true this my two bottom front teeth never had adult teeth underneath them and in about a month I'm finally going to get permanent implants set in there

>>79309697
maybe what you need is to move up way north in Sweden by yourself and the people that you connect with is the people of whatever small town you live by. That can actually work wonders because that was a very similar situation on how I became a better and stronger person

>>79309697
lol you can get a lefort 1 to move the maxilla forward. save like 20k and u can fix most of your problems. Cant you get a loan or something?

>>79309697
im being serious I got bimax osteotomy myself. Leave your email like cock.li or something and I can help you.

>tfw 26 & still a virgin.
Anyone else holding off till they least hit Wizard status?

>tfw your parents have given up on you ever moving out & now accept that you're a failure that will be stuck with them till death.

>>79307087
Do tell god that I told him to fuck himself and his bullshit world :^)

>>79310498
>>79310571
just gotta get after it bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8

>>79307536
>literally born in a welfare state
>boo hoo I had bad things happen to me fuck you and your favela life

Unironically kill yourself too you britshit nigger

>>79310599
I'm going straight to hell though, will be waiting for you there.

>>79306879
I am as well

>>79306879
Try 37 and a virgin, + still browsing 4Chins.

>>79310924
Tell satan I would like to know about his tax policies before coming there also ask him if he's a jew

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First world problems

The thread

I would have KILLED to have "Girls won't let me touch their reproductive organs" at the top of my bullshit list in the past

>>79311532
tell me about your past, anon

>>79311532
>USA
You are first world too fag

>>79311093
visit russia, fuck some whore

>>79311988
Ryssät are beneath me, kiwi.

>>79308122
>5'8"(175cm) manlet
LMAO that's probably above average here in the northeast. I'm 161cm btw. In my high school there were chads who were <165cm, and losers who are were >180cm. Also there was an literal autist who dated a qt (fake) redhead. He was quite social actually, just "weird".

Oh and by the way, don't kill yourself just because you don't get girls. There's more to life than pussy, you know. Just being able to speak fluent English puts you well above the average monkeyzilian.

>>79306879
What if you fuck your mom. Surely mother are suppsed to love their son right?

>>79308840
Don't listen to negativity! i don't know you but you need love. I love you anon, you have dignity, no matter what you think of yourself.

>caring this much about it

looool

It's really not that big a deal...yes it feels nice, but nothing much changes once you've done it.

What's wrong with you?

I think it's normal to be 19 and virgin.

25+ is alittle odd though

>>79312588
my coworker is 28 and had his first child at 20. now he has 4 kids

>>79312581

Looking back I had confidence issues before I lost it. Having the possibility of never doing it was a burden desu

But yeah, fleshlights feel better than sex. The only thing that feels good about sex is your ego