homesick for a place that never existed edition
>Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QC4_tWYCc
>you will never make grandpa Lee proud
bak frum wurk
>>79303774
READ ME ANOTHER STORY GRANDPAPPI
>>79303899
Zouave uniforms were based as fuck
>>79303871
hey cutie
>>79303995
nou
>>79303799
>he's 35
>h͞e's 35
>hͨ͂̈́́̓è̆͌̇ͣ'̨ͭͤ̃̔͋̍š̌̚ ̄̌̒̄̽ͩ̚3̆5̋͌̋ͧ̎
>h̞̖͉͎ͧ̔ͩͬ̆ͧe͕͗͆̀́'̛̙̗͕ͭ̀͟s̨̮̹̖̺̰̤͌̆̈͝ͅ ̶͖̬̘͈̠̼̘̤͒͆ͤ̉͠3̷̙̥̮̰̙ͧ̆ͭ̏ͬͅ5̪̹̟͚̘̺̱̓͆͌͋͑̆̀͜
̧̛̻̯͙̺̖͍͍̻̮̍̌͡
>h̴̶͔͕͍̹̞̓̃́ͭ̒̉ͤ̑̕͘͠e͕͔̣͉̯̬̟̯̾ͪ̉̍̎ͪ͌ͭ̔̈́͢'̴̣̻̳̻͉͉͙͖̪͙͈̻̺̝͙̫͑̒́̀͠ͅs̢̛̝̹͕̬̰̣̫̞̖̼͉ͫͤ̓͌̀ͯ̉̈́ͧ̍ͣ̋̕͜͞ ̷̢̟̙̦̘̳̞̪̱̹̠̫͙̜͓̻͎̾͂͌̃̍͐͆̊ͮͭ̊̃ͭ̌̊͒̍̆̌͘͜3̷͉͍̗̞̘̻͉̩͙͗͛̍̄͐͗̚͡5̶̨̰̘̳̟̣̮̩̮̰̹͎̦̪̝͖̞̽̌̄̈͆ͩͨ̓̇ͦ̓͛̎ͨ͛̓̀̀͢
̵̟̥̞̹̮̩͍̰̝̘̬̤͍̞͚͕͕̽̌́͑ͮ̀ͦ̔̚
>>79304045
4chan and ED first got ahold of him in 2007
he's also not aging well at all
>>79304045
>>79304094
His mom is 75.
>>79304136
no fucking wonder he's autistic
christ
>>79304136
papa chrischan married a young'un
>>79304018
how'd your day go sweetcheeks
>>79304150
>>79304156
Did y'all know that Chris had a half brother ? I didn't, not until now at least.
>>79304218
It's okay, it's far better now that I'm off work
How was yours friend?
>>79304264
im sure that's deliberate on the half brother's part
>>79304264
but he looks normal
dixie is better than the U*it*d Ki*gd*m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=yJkjjpFM97w
>>79305072
He is, he has his own YouTube channel in which he reviews movies.
>>79305106
move here then
just not florida
>>79305140
mississippi then
>>79305351
That's even worse.
>>79305351
How the fuck did you managed to find a state worst than florida
>>79305438
>>79305370
how about alabama?
>>79305535
Alabama is cool.
Post southern mountains
>>79304175
>>79305535
move to a qt 19th century house in Tennessee
>>79305573
>>79305600
The tallest mountain in Louisiana is only 535 ft tall.
>>79305600
I don't think this is the tallest one in Dixie, but it's what comes to mind for me
How about Georgia/ Arkansas/ Carolinas?
Biggest baddest mountain in SOUTH Dakota
>tfw not dying in the hurricane
>>79305887
1. North Carolina
2. Arkansas
3. Georgia
4. South Carolina
>>79305887
georgia is prolly the nicest southern state to visit
arkansas has the best nature
the carolinas have all sorts of good shit from nice beaches to special regional bbq to the glorious smoky mountains
>>79305938
Is Georgia that bad?
>>79305887
Arkansas is nice
Little Rock
Little Rock
Boyish gf > girly bf
>>79305989
>>79306019
This house looks like it's made out of cake
>>79305980
Atlanta is New Orleans tier, I've passed through Savannah once, so I can't really comment on it, and the rest of the state is pretty bad from my experience, especially with the southern half of Georgia, but that's probably because of Florida.
It's still better than South Carolina though.
>>79306025
objectively wrong
>>79306110
>conway is the latter and threatened by the former
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>79306056
heres that really curvy street in eureka springs
>>79306025
>look closer
>nose ring
dropped
>>79306146
>threatened by the former
umm, that's wrong tho sweetie :)))))
>>79306110
How so?
>>79306025
if you find ANY gf feel free to send her my way
>>79306146
Nice, I still need to make my way over there. Here's a house with crepe myrtles
crepe myrtles are objectively the BEST tree
so are oaks
>>79306188
Because it's the worst of both worlds
>boyish man face
>terrible flabby body with disgusting tits
as opposed to
>qt smooth face
>great well toned body
boys are objectively better in every way
WHY IS IT CHEAPER TO GET FLIGHTS TO NEW YORK/CALIFORNIA/COLORADO/FLORDIA THAN ANY OTHER STATE WHAT THE FUCK
>>79306229
>crepe myrtles are objectively the BEST tree
Agreed. silver leaf maples are also really nice
>>79306300
You pay to go to the quality places
>>79306300
Everywhere else is flyover territory ;)
>>79306300
Because that's the places where people go.
>>79306300
because you usually have to go to a large airport and then get on a smaller flight to the other states
there's a reason we're called flyovers
>>79306254
Yall got beat by TCU. Everybody point and laugh at Conway.
why the fuck are you ok with foreigners posting here
>>79306300
no transfers required
British Airways is opening a direct flight to Nashville soon though
>>79306300
>why is it cheaper to fly to places where people are and want to go
IDK, man.
Bald cypress :)
>>79306300
I experience that problem too, it's ridiculously expensive to fly out of anywhere that's not NYC when you're trying to get to yurop
>>79306318
true, trees are just great in general, especially Pando
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)
>>79306371
I dont want to go to nashville
>>79306370
Suck my nards
>>79306359
ok? I don't watch football m8
>>79306370
this
shadilay my fellow MAGAPEDES XP
>>79306395
I'd like to Arkansas but its like £1500
>>79306397
yeah you do
watching the twitch streamer waifu
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504847518877.webm
>>79306434
literally not one fuck given
>>79306425
Just go to any other fucking place with buncha nature
Literally no reason to fly over the atlantic only to visit c*nway
>>79306397
>>79306425
You should go, Nashville is actually really cool
also I know, that's why I can't fly to England even though I really want to
>>79306434
Isnt she banned from twitch?
>>79306484
I'd rather visit Conway than T*rk*y
>>79306484
>Literally no reason to fly over the atlantic only to visit c*nway
I can think of a pretty good reason...
not clicking that
>>79306527
>>>/jizz/
>>79306359
At least they're not Iowa.
>>79306484
>>79306522
I'd fly to Nashville. Been wanting to go anyway
>>79306541
nah
>>79306522
You have pretty shit travel tastes than
Which makes sense since you visited florida instead of, I dunno, anywhere in yurop
>>79306527
Conwegian girls?
>>79306576
just drive, it's only like six hours away from you
>>79306613
>driving through memphis
Hate lesbians. Hate tumblr. Love lesbian haircuts. Love tumblr girls.
>>79306576
>>79306613
let's do a /conway/ roadtrip to Nashville and Franklin
>>79306598
>Conwegian girls?
Conwegian girls are disappointing
>>79306651
I didn't say that you could enjoy those things.
>>79306653
> conway roadtrip
Sounds alot like suprise buttsex to me
> girls are dissapointing
Water is wet
>identifying irl women with blogging websites
assburgers
>>79306694
>Sounds alot like suprise buttsex to me
they aren't gay and I'm not into that
>>79306653
wouldn't mind it desu
>>79306642
just treat it like a safari
>>79306707
Your opinion matters not
Be sure to bring your maid dress, twink
>>79306722
More like a brisk Sunday drive through Fallujah
>>79306735
it's not a dress
@79306701
What else do you call women with very progressive tendencies, nose rings, tatoos, and dyed pixie cuts?
>>79306399
>don't watch football
The hell is wrong with you?
>>79306758
Dykes
>>79306758
that literally looks like a dude
the tits don't even make up for it, it looks like one of my friends when I was 13
you gay
>>79306769
I watch luckswing and povertyball with my dad sometimes
https://my.mixtape.moe/qfqaiu.webm
>>79306825
Tits make up for it
T.knower
>>79306825
VERY rude.
>>79306875
see at least she has a feminine face structure
>>79306857
>t. knower
what the fuck would you know
>>79306707
would be fun, we'd have to go when they're playing something good at the symphony
we could also visit the natchez trace
>>79306694
you can come too turkbud, if you get a plane ticket
>>79306722
Memphis is actually really shitty to drive through, last time I was there some idiot was just sort of continually weaving in an out of several lanes of traffic in the middle of the day
>>79306918
Being an artist I get to see tits on live models much moreso than you would think
Smol bobs are great
>>79306952
I aint paying a thousand liras for just a flight
And another thousand to get back
>>79306960
I'm new here, can you explain why a Turk likes Dixie threads?
Love short hair.
official list of dead /dixie/ posters
>UPS warehouse who quit his job anon
>California Imperium
>South Carolinian in the UK
>South Carolinian in South Carolina
>"arses n stangs lads" Brit
>Christian Brit
>drunkposting Alabaman
>extra flagless autismo who started the general
>underaged Texan
special mention for being half-dead
>Texway
discuss
>>79306994
originally for the calligraphy of our founder Redneck Penman (peace be upon him)
now he won't leave kek
>>79306994
Cause im a nightowl with no friends so I spend my time with americans instead.
Also fuck yanks
>>79307021
Boyish haircuts on women are gay tho
>>79307032
There is a flagless yank that sometimes insults me and leaves for weeks too
>>79307032
I'm also dead
>>79307032
there's the Little Rock poster who posted for a bit
>texway
who?
Long, curly hair > Every other hair style
Fite me
dubs and i pound a bud light
>>79307032
Floridanon here. Irma will kill me. Add me to the list.
>>79307135
> just over the shoulder curly/wavy hair
Nothing personal kid
>>79307135
I hate having curly hair tbqh
just cannot figure out what to do with it
>>79307116
Norwegian namefag oilkike Texas
>>79307229
curl it
>>79307229
I'm talking about on girls, but I know where you're coming from.
t. curly/wavy hair
>>79307135
hate having curly hair desu
>>79307252
he's coming back, r-right ;_;
>>79307148
do it anyway and ill chug a rolling rock with you senpai
check em
>>79307275
see >>79307261
Guess I should have rephrased it better.
The only attire women should be allowed to wear should be dresses
>>79307275
He is online on steam
>>79307252
he drops in fairly regularly
>>79307316
wish I could wear dresses in public
>>79307285
rolling
>just want some fucking digits so i can chug a beer with this anon through the internet
Rolling for conway's drinking problem
>>79307285
Roll
Drinking is illegal
>>79307454
>>79307435
>>79307347
>>79307285
>>79307148
>>79307488
>fotns won
great post
>>79307345
wish I could dress like this in public
>>79307526
Do it faget
>inb4Teaparty
>>79307555
I don't want to get bullied by normies though
I don't have the balls that reviewbrah has
>>79307517
ever watched it all the way through?
109 episodes of manly glory and tragedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3llzt8Bi98
>>79307647
Nah, just reruns on adult swim or whatever it was
fucking great show tho
>>79303774
good evening dixie
however much I try I cannot ignore what is happening to Star Wars
>>79307711
>another arkansawyer
excellent
you wouldnt happen to be from conway would you
>>79307740
What happened ?
>>79307740
what's happening
>>79307762
>>79307763
it's become quite bad
>>79307630
If I can walk around dressed like a 70's sheriff with aviators and a letterman and not get called a fucking faggot you can wear the garb of the founders
>>79307793
It's been bad since episode 1.
>>79307711
GREAT post
>>79307740
>>79307762
>>79307763
>>79307763
>>79307793
heard about star trek?
the klingons are going to be based on trump supporters and obsessed with "racial purity"
>>79307812
only mental midgets and those opposed to FUN hate the prequels
>>79307833
>the klingons are going to be based on trump supporters and obsessed with "racial purity"
Aren't they black? Are they secretly redpilled and informing people about the Nation of Islam?
>>79307746
I'm not from Arkansas, I just posted the flag because my relatives are from there. sorry if i've disappointed you. I live in texas
>>79307833
>>79307833
Can't wait for the /pol/ threads about how based the Klingons are.
>>79307839
>Liking the prequels
Honest to god puked a little in my mouth my man.
>>79307862
no worries, all southerners are welcome
>>79307902
I wonder who could behind this post
>>79307929
Does my flag say Florida ?
soon
>>79307833
lmao not even gonna bother with the species in Star Trek that actually ARE obsessed with Galactic purification?
What a joke of a reboot
>>79307886
I do not understand what would convince someone of this
Oh yeah right I forgot Disney got rid of the expanded universe
Ebin
wtf I hate Virgin-ia now haha
>>79307995
Sherman went the wrong direction t b h.
>>79307799
I don't know, I feel like the 70s is a bit more reasonable considering it's within living memory
but I signed up to be a Revolutionary War re-enactor the other day, so I guess I'll be doing it anyways
>>79307833
Are any of the movies even worth watching?
>captcha: Donizetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdiBh6wlYg
>>79308012
he later deleted it because /tv/ kept writing Disney emails asking if "the Kylo Ren action figure I just bought for my son is really a Nazi?"
Any creole or cajun boys in tonight?
>>79308062
Yes, I am.
(pls no gay shit)
>>79308078
Does your mom make good gumbo?
>>79308078
>(pls no gay shit)
too late, enjoy your ERP with him
>>79308012
yeah fucking romulans would be perfect for that
the whole point of klingons is their honor and warrior culture
>>79308039
yes
odd numbered star trek moves are so-so, even numbered star trek movies are good
>>79308049
>/tv/ kept writing Disney emails asking if "the Kylo Ren action figure I just bought for my son is really a Nazi?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbaaI5xf4y8
>>79308039
Good
18th century European military fashion is really neat and if anyone says otherwise they're jealous or idiots
>>79308049
Goddamnit lol
>>79308078
EYYY BOUDREAUX!
>>79308105
Wonder if the producers even know what the fuck Star Trek is about
>SouthrONS
>KlingONS
really makes you think
>>79308100
My mom is from Germany, my dad is the Cajun.
And yes, he does, but my cousins make the best damn crawfish and gumbo I've ever tasted.
>>79308078
Beaumont here!
Hey couillon you speak any French? You get any flood from Harvey? We sure as hell did wew
>>79308181
hell yeah
19th century, too
Gods and Generals > Gettysburg
>>79308190
>Does your mom make good gumbo?
>he does
>>79308432
By far yes. The director's cut really showed Jackson's devotion to God.
>>79308432
I begged my mom to take me to Gods & Generals when it came out. I was 10.
Shit was so cash, but she was pissed because that movie is like 4 hours long.
>>79308465
>questioning zxqir's gender
>>79308376
Don't speak French (yet), and no flooding thankfully.
How's everything going in Texas ?
>>79308465
>South Dakota reading comprehension
>>79308432
>>79308535
>roger ebert gave G&G a 1.5
what a fucking cunt
>>79308613
Oh?
I think you ought to reread what he said then bud
>>79308613
Houston is 90% flood free right now. I am there this weekend at my parents house. Beaumont is dry, but Port Arthur is still bad.
>>79308722
>my dad is the Cajun
>the "he" is referring to the father
Boom, I just comprehended for you, thank me later.
>>79307479
I'll be getting some 4Loko later too
>>79308856
>4loko
>>79308798
Good, now read it again
Getting comfy boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFvt2cNSOaM&t=1s
>>79307989
unironically agree with that image
>>79308942
>my dad is the Cajun.
>the "he" is referring to the father.
Boom, I just read it again, you're welcome.
>>79309019
Good, now read it again
>>79309078
>my dad is the Cajun.
>the "he" is referring to the father
Boom, I just read it again, you're welcome.
New dubbed episode tonight
Micheal Jackson seemed like the type that would've hated BLM and possibly even voted for Trump.
>>79309249
well yeah he was a white man
Y'all watch baseball ?
I do, pic related is my hat haha.
>>79306025
>>79306175
why do women get noserings?
do they realize how unattractive those things are?
>>79309781
No, they don't
>something something they like sticking hard things in them
>>79309781
I'm ambivalent to how they look aesthetically but the only people that have them are raging lunatic cunts
>>79309781
women do things because other people are doing them
so no they don't know it looks unattractive
>>79310091
why do men do things?
>>79310128
The groin tells them to
>>79310128
For the glory of God, the advancement of civilization, to preserve their heritage, and to better the self and mankind
but actually so grills will fug them
>>79310128
our competitive nature makes us want to emulate great men and outdo them
its like how all the great conquerors were obsessed with alexander the great and wanted to be the one to outdo him
the same can be said for technical achievements or artistic
Gnight Dixie
http://nationalpost.com/news/world/researchers-find-secret-warm-oasis-beneath-antarcticas-ice-that-could-be-home-to-undiscovered-species
Any Texan posters here right now? Hope your house got BTFO by the hurricane desu.
lowest of low quality bait
>>79311260
I thought they discovered that in 2010 or something
Ha ha dick see
>>79311231
goodnight bud
>>79310128
sex, fraternal bonds, because it's expected of them, "honor" in whatever way that manifests itself, to outdo our peers, to outdo historical figures
>>79311231
goodnight sweetums
how do y'all feel about Arizona
reminder that William Shatner has confirmed he posts on /tv/ and /b/
>>79311640
Vin Diesel posts on /tg/ sometimes
I think someone said that Alex Daddario posts on the HOMM general but idk if that's true
Only things from Texas are steers and queers.
k*rds
how ya holdin up, /dixie/?
>>79311740
sad. didn't get to go home like I wanted to
>>79311673
>Vin Diesel posts on /tg/ sometimes
kek
>>79311748
hope you feel better. i went to a baseball game today
>>79311740
Sad about not having a CHI gf
>>79311752
he does DnDiesel on Youtube and Twitch
He's mentioned /tg/ before
>>79311772
there are a lot of celebs that play dnd that /tg/ loves
>like robin williams
>>79312037
>sad now
Doesn't Vince Vaughn play?
>>79312054
he does
and billy crystal
supposedly billy crystal and robin williams were both into warhammer as well
theres stories ive heard on /tg/ of them playing against eachother at a game shop, with billy crystal making his orc army into green jews and robin williams making his elf army a bunch of fags and both of them doing voices as they did battle
>>79312125
>theres stories ive heard on /tg/ of them playing against eachother at a game shop, with billy crystal making his orc army into green jews and robin williams making his elf army a bunch of fags and both of them doing voices as they did battle
lel
wish I could get into both of those games but I'm not playing at mizewells
Good morning I hate women
haha florida is dead
Any /economists/ in here? Thoughts?
>>79314160
aren't we all bankrupt and in massive debt though
>>79314182
yeah, but the article says a handout would make us richer
>>79314226
doesn't make sense to me