Latin America Thread

How do I convince this Venezuelan girl I met to date me?

>>79302783
>cuisine

What do they even eat? Tacos con burro all day erry day? Chicken with rice and beans?

>>79302864
meat
lotsa meat
i kinda hate it

>>79302862
Whisper into her ear "the Lion of Caracas will not succumb to American imperialism, hasta la victoria siempre!"

>>79302864
Normal food I guess, meat, rice, potatoes, noodles, etc

>>79302898
O ye, there's an Argentinian steakhouse in my town but I've never been cause it's pretty expensive. Definitely must go tho cause I've never had a proper steak in my life.

>>79303024
post good dishes pls

>>79302783
Which Latin American country is the biggest threat to the world?

>>79303189
L

>>79303189
LOS

>>79303189
ESTADOS

>>79302864
Also, Chile eats rocks

>>79303091
>>79303207

la ptm...
>>79303255

JUDIOS

>>79303207
looks very US American...or maybe Balkan

>>79302783
Why are Haiti, Jamaica, Suriname, Guyana all colored in?

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>>79303093

Which of the Spic countries is full of disgusting brown people with shitty manners?

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>>79303093
This ones are popular in other southamerican countries as well

>>79303449
LOS

>>79303477
shishkebab....bet the meat is better than around there tho

>>79303480
What is the brown thing? Looks like cake. Regardless, wtf I love guatamala now?

>>79303449
LOS ESTADOS CIRCUNCIDADOS

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>>79303626
I think they're black beans

>>79303586

>Alfajores de maizena

Una delicia

>>79302862
Too many shitty jokes, can't answer you atm.

>>79302862
tell her you'll give some food and a roll of toilet paper

>>79303725

Son una mierda seca.

>>79303641
>Cachafaz
Uma delicia but sometimes I feel ashamed of eating it for some reason

>>79303773


Matate loco, cebar acompañado con unos de maizena es el cielo.

>>79303820
esto, pero cuando no le ponen demasiado dulce de leche, a veces empalagane

>>79303820
>>79303876
Translate into American please

>>79303339
>Haiti
They speak French
>Belize
>Guyana
>Jamaica
>Suriname
Some dumb ass made the map

>>79303876
empalagan*

>>79303480
>>79303520
>>79303375
>>79303974
>guineos fritos
Uma delicia...

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>>79302783
Union of Socialist Latin Republics USLR when
For my race the spirit will speak

I'd love to see some more dishes from Central and South America, we usually go full autist spamming Mexican food and kinda drown out the rest

>>79304237

Meat cooked in many ways and pasta.

There's not much here desu.

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>>79304237
here, our national delicia

>>79304099
The only socialism I'll accept in my country is national socialism.

>>79304099
How about union of latin fascist states

>>79302862
>How do I convince this Venezuelan girl I met to date me?
I never understood these kind of question. They assume people from other countries are from different species or something. I doub't it would extremely different from getting an American or an Euro girl.

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>>79302864
Here you go

>>79306310
Cool, how much of that is from native origin?

>>79306352
Many dishes are a mixture, much like Mexico itself. Nuns invented a lot of recipes in their convents. A lot of other dishes are either adaptations or honestly just the same they had in Spain / France / some other places. And some are Mesoamerican.

I really don't know, honestly. But I'm sure most of it surged after the conquest, a mix.

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>>79302783
thicc latinas

>>79306222 -> >>79306496

>>79302864
we wuz italianz n shit so we eat lots of pasta and other italian dishes
also lots of red meat. Anything related to meat

>>79306906

>>79303024
El peruano

>>79306999
>"n-no, goy! Stay divided! Hate each other! How else will we get Los eatados judios to keep you under our t-thumb!"

>>79305117
That does look very tasty

>>79303267
This is true

>>79305117
looks like una delicia

>>79304237
They are not as autistic as we are on this subject. Peruvians only post anime at random.

>>79302862
You don't convince her, you persuade her

>>79303091
rename that to chilean churrasco italiano

>>79303480
explain that shit. Also, café con leche en centroamérica???????

>>79303911
They are talking about eating >>79303586
with mate

>>79311525
>con leche en centroamérica
What's so weird about that?

>>79311573
Where do they even get milk from?

>>79311603
I assume from cows

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>>79311652
I don't know if they've got the climate for Holsteins like we do but they certainly have Zebu, Guatemala is a big leather exporter.

I don't know about the rest of America, but in Brazil people usually hate criminals more than anything, if we could we would just kill all of them.
Bandido bom é bandido morto.

>>79311710
Why though? Killing criminals has done nothing for Brazil, why not focus on bringing those people out of the conditions in which they become criminals?

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soon?

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>>79302783
I like Latin America but I don't like NIGGERtina, there is nothing to like about here. When you think about it you can say nothing but negative shit about this place because it's shit. I hate it so much, just nuke the hell out of us. Better yet call Hurricane Irma and kill every single Argentine including myself and once this land is cleansed from the biggest cancer of the world, that being Argentine citizens and all remains of our failed civilization, all neighboring countries can just take a part of the land and give a better use to it.

I hate myself, I hate everything around me.

>>79312829
hopefully
How popular is Mexican food in Canada? Can you export some poutine to us?

>>79302862
You can't

What country would it be easiest for an American to learn spanish in?

>>79312843
You should petition your government to become a US territory.

>>79306310
god this pure autism