/brit/

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Fuck you peasants

>It's a "kids who just finished their a levels brag about their grades" thread

At least half of the GCSE/A level high achievers I knew are now absolute mongs. At least half of you lot will be the same I'm sure. You know when you read posts from those people saying they've got a degree but they work in Sainsbury's? You in a few years

ready any good kino recently?

anime

Got a 3rd in Sport Science from Bolton

just got a job offer from Merril Lynch and I'll be moving to New York in November

Have never had a single friend.

>it's a privately educated tarquin who had 10+ hours of tutoring every week brags about his A*'s

ah yes

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didnt go to uni

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anime

been listening to the new alvvays
it's not very good :/

>>79293702
>Bolton

do NOT badmouth my hometown, LAST WARNING

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>I got a B in GSCE Geography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHmcBFxgov4

What does Frosty Jack actually taste like? Is it socially uncouth to be seen drinking one?

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Need a 420 friendly gf

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reckon most cats are really fucking dumb

SURELY there are new Rosy/Aisha pics? No one has posted either of them in fucking weeks

>>79293715
>button fly
>on knickers

why

got a new mouse and keyboard, last ones were 5 or 6 years old. keyboard is absolutely amazing, mouse i prefer my old one to but it's alright. old one's grimey is the only reason i don't keep using it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe947tcMEPk

>>79293759
cats really are fucking retards, take it form someone who has owned cats their entire life

any games we can play together on /brit/?
like that words game, or have a dubtrack, or something?
bored rn

>>79293724
saw them on thursday, its better than their debut

Imagine going to uni but still living with your parents

The only thing I watch on youtube is Table Top

>>79293759
>gif
fuck off

>>79293761
good

>>79293790
i'll give it another try

>>79293715
tights tifhts tighdzt

>>79293759
most animals are dumb like that. a lot of humans too.

>>79293745
>he's from bolton
سلام

Might buy some white wine

Would buy red wine but it gives me a hangover and makes my lips purple

Could also buy beer or cider I suppose but not sure, beer is boring.

Maybe just drink vodka. Non-clear alcoh gives me a hangover.

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>really big fisherman
>fish in matches every weekend
>went pleasure fishing Thursday as day off work
>bought a new £2500 pole 2 weeks ago
>2nd time I've used it
>go to fishery that is over an hours drive away but is really good
>get there
>fishing and doing really well for a few hours
>catching all the time
>suddenly around 10am some little kid starts running around the lake and being a fucking nuisance
>no parent in site
>get a big fish on
>roll my pole back onto my roller
>kid runs over because he sees it is a big fish
>stands on my largest pole section and crushes it
>literally does a runner

His parents must have been stopping in one of the holiday homes that they have on the site but the little cunt just disappeared so I have no idea who they are. I told the fishery manager about it and he apologised, let me fish for free and said he will make sure that kids are accompanied by an adult in future.

Looks like its gonna cost me about 350-450 quid to have the section that he broke replaced

>>79293761
Aisha is dedicating herself fully to Catholicism now, ditched communism and isn't being a whore on social media any more

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>>79293801
hehe... yeah... imagine that ...

>>79293693
but i'm earning 48K a year and i'm not even in london

>>79293788
what a dire state you're in bloody hell

>>79293788
would play EuroTruck but don't have all my cables and keyboard

>>79293759
one of my cats can operate door handles

>>79293847
wtf

got a shart in my heart for you

>>79293865
what a dire country you're in bloody hell

>>79293750
dumb paki nonce

>>79293702
Are they paying for you to relocate???????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>most animals are dumb like that. a lot of humans too.

>>79293844
what the fuck who the fuck fishes lol

>>79293844
>>really big fisherman
pics x

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>dives into thread

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did a giggle when I saw the time

>>79293844
fascinating saga

CAPS LOCK KEY'S STILL BROKE LADS

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>>79293824

>>79293935
ah so thats what that scottish bint on twitter was on aboot

>>79293924
wish i had such a big willy x

>>79293935
Is that Elly Fanning?

>>79293935
Sumcunt wnty enlighten me y burds take a photi then put the same photi twice into the wan photi so theres two eh the same photi in wan photi

retard wojak posting is the perfect gimmick

>>79293914
Fishing is fun to me. I've done it since I was very young and I still enjoy myself every single time I go.

>>79293918
Last time I posted a pic of my big old knob I got banned

>>79293944
Fuck off, Germany

>>79293941
turn off your proxy you dumb fucking chink underage larper twat

big sister is walking around nude again

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>really big fisherman

>>79293909
Getting paid £200,000 but I also have the choice of being paid in dollars depending on the exchange rate
I'm also getting a £30,000 lump sum and they're paying for plane tickets and all the costs of moving my furniture

>>79293923
>>79293924
made me laugh

>>79293898
I'll get them tomorrow don't you worry yourself mate xx

>>79293997
spic

>>79293935
SHE'S MOVING RATHER ODDLY

>>79293997
pics

>fishing

literally the most sadcase hobby

>>79293976
Can you explain to me why most fishermen here are Polish/chinese and lots of chavvy looking types

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Really want a moderately fat chink gf

>>79293979
I have my proxy off so I can post with this flag you twat

I need a plausible cause (sickness) for not beeing present for one month. Some Anon said Lyme-disease but thats pretty harsh.

>>79293935
quick rundown

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504413579140.webm
>ywn be a jap teen in the 90s drifting with your pals

>>79294046
I'll see what I can do yeah?

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GOT A THIRD IN MICROBIOLOGY AND BIOTECH

BEEN LOOKING FOR WORK FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW

had a double bacon cheeseburger and poutine on the side x

how much of a fucking goober do you have to be to have a fucking 'twitchfu'

>>79293693
tfw did perfectly mediocre at my alevels but just smashed uni.

>>79294024
loser

>>79294067
Thanks man you're the best xo

>>79294060
track name?
also is that webm on youtube or something?

>>79293776
Nice

>>79293752
Taste like bad cider desu that's all. Don't think even hobos drink it anymore. They just drink anything now.

>>79293844
Annoying little runt


>>79293914
>>79294000
15 year old pakis

>>79294038
The poles and Chinese eat the fish they catch. Even carp. Chavvy types I'm not sure. Usually wear old clothes because you get smelly so might be that.

>>79294099
Didn't do uni or A levels and got 6 C's at GCSE haha

>>79294088
heard tesco is hiring

>>79294060
Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drive was such a shitty movie.

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are they here?

>>79294096
could do with a poutine at some point in life

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>>79294060
Obscure but supreme feel

>>79294141
>gif
fuck off

>>79294157
>Obscure

Spend some time on /wsg/

>>79294135
TESCO DOESN'T WANT ME

>>79294048
piss off you larping commie wanker. you have to be 18 to post here

>>79294166
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504265607122.webm

GAS GAS GAS

got a masters in education studies

never had full English

considering going to a working class cafe early in the morning weekend to have a nice fat breakfast

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the dinner

>>79293688
Damn nigga

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>>79293801
hahah... can't think what LOSER would do that! Aha!

>The german poster is a paki and a nonce advocate.

you have been warned.

>>79294178
I am 18 and I'm actually in china
how do I prove it to you

>>79294038
They aren't, my friend and I'm not really sure why you think this.

I guess its because you aren't a fisherman yourself and only see the chinks and polish that fish on the rivers and canals in plain view of everyone. I fish a lot of matches and used to work part time in a tackle shop back when I was in uni and 95% of the customers were English and I'd say the same proportion were English in matches.

I know of the Polish fisherman who catch the fish and eat them but I have NEVER once seen a Chinky fishing around here in Yorkshire.

>>79294132
Me or the kid? I was just out trying to have a bit of fun so I don't see how I am the problem

cocaine

>>79294186
NANI?!?!?!?!

>>79294060
NEED an 86

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>>79294210

>>79294217
50% correct

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based british softcore fetish studios

>>79294207
paki?

youve been missing out

>>79294220
post bp

>>79294174
grimmest thing i've read all week

>>79294266
my first thought

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haven't seen 190kg lately

>>79294226
>fish on the rivers and canals in plain view of everyone
yeah it's that really, I cycle down them a lot and see them in the most bizarre remote of places. even saw a No fishing sign in different languages once

>>79294266
shan't

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Is this what peak fashion looks like lads.

>>79294210
GRIM

>>79294281
hope the prick finally got bullied off /brit/

Need to seduce a man soonish.

How does one go about seducing someone in-person? How should I dress, and act?

>>79294220
How does an 18 year old get to China? Are you there with your parents? Why?

>>79294260
just a dirty jf
haven't got a spoons near me. how much is it supposed to cost in a cafe and do I ask at the counter or is it table service

Gentlemen,
I shall print out the best posts ITT and post them soewhere in my street. The posts will be selected according to (you)s.
Thank you for your attention. Your cooperation is not required.

>>79294311
oh meant above 18
I'm here to study Mandarin for a year

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>>79294060
HATE THIS FEEL

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504984084706.webm

>>79294311
>18 year olds cant travel alone
?
???
?????

>>79294245
if you're a paki you're automatically a nonce advocate. unless you've revoked Islam and are vehemently against it.

>>79294322

>>79294305
I guess you're more of a pilau guy eh?

>>79294254
wew lad
sauce?

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>>79294322
please don't
you are embarrassing me by association

>>79294347
am a nonce but not a paki

>>79294281
he took off his trip

still among us

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>>79294254
where is this from

>>79294226
The kid. Do a fair bit of sea fishing myself. Sometimes fly when I'm feeling meditative. Always just find pole or regular coarse fishing a bit too predictable.

>>79294316
do NOT get a spoons brekkie. everything is deep fried, the sausages are mostly cereal, the bacon is paper thin. it's rancid. go and get a posh one somewhere like a country pub

>>79294362
curry please mate

@79293935
@79294060

it appears we have a tie, for the moment

>spoons

alri deano

>>79294362
>>79294384
Hannah Claydon

She's in tons of British made bondage porn

>>79294390
>everything is deep fried
even worse
my mate worked in spoons kitchen for a few months and he said everything but bacon, steak, and burgers are microwaved

>>79294390
haven't got a country pub

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Well lads?

>>79294254
sauce?

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>Gentlemen,
>I shall print out the best posts ITT and post them soewhere in my street. The posts will be selected according to (you)s.
>Thank you for your attention. Your cooperation is not required.

>>79293715
>>79293951
https://youtu.be/nCrCzUi-JZc?t=7

>>79294441
cager obviously

>>79294441
taxi driver

>>79294429
cheers

where did you dl that vid?

>>79294354
JASMINE, GLUTINOUS, OR JAPONICA LAD

>>79294346
more like 18 year olds cant, and are unlikely to finance going to stay in china.
>>79294334
nah. you're a commie larper.

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>duckduckgo.com

FACT: over three million men in this country have slept with ten or more women. And do they all look like Richard Gere? Are they all as rich as Croesus, as charming as Clark Gable, as preposterously endowed as Errol Flynn, as witty as Clive James? Nope. it's nothing to do with any of that. Maybe half a dozen of that three million have one or more of these attributes, but that still leaves... well, three million, give or take half a dozen. And they're just blokes. We're just blokes, because I, even I, am a member of the exclusive three million club. ten is not so many if you're unmarried and in your mid-thirties. Ten partners in a couple of decades of sexual activity is actually pretty feeble, if you think about it: one partner every two years, and if any of those partners was a one-night stand, and that one-night stand came in the middle of a two-year drought, then you're not in trouble exactly, but you're hardly the Number One Lurve Man in your particular postal district. Ten isn't a lot, not for the thirtysomething bachelor. Twenty isn't a lot, if you look at it that way. Anything over thirty, I reckon, and you're entitled to appear on an Oprah about promiscuity. I've had seventeen "lovers". How do I do it? I wear bad jumpers, I give my ex-girlfriends a hard time, I'm grumpy, I'm skint, I hang out with morons, and so on, and yet I've slept with seventeen women. You want to know how it comes about? I ask questions. That's it. That's my secret. If someone wanted to know how to get off with seventeen women, or more, no less, that's what I'd tell them: ask questions. It works precisely because that isn't how you're supposed to do it, if you listen to the collective male wisdom. There are still enough of the old-style, big gobbed, self-opinionated egomaniacs to make someone like me appear refreshingly different. One woman I've been with has even said something along those lines to me.

>>79294441

Lmao undertaking a taxi on a junction that's indicating left.

Cyclists crack me up

FUCKIN CAGER LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@441
Ah yes the ol (You)maker.

MESSI MESSI MESSI

polish people are basically germans but nicer and with a sense of humour

>>79294482
I'm really not a commie larper and I'm really in china

>>79294492
he indicated about half a second before turning laddo

>>79294494
I want to be printed out

Oh lads had a bottle of wine now im 1/6 small spliffs in

Ahhhhhhh

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please give me (You)'s

>>79294441
He indicated, cyclist

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>>79294478

fetish.pornbb.org
Type in "hacl" in the search bar

t. porn pro

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Sister sent me this for my birthday

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No Commuinist Party, No New China

Simple as

>>79294503
their humor actually IS fantastic

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/03/why-poland-is-demanding-wwii-reparations-from-germany.html

>>79294441
TAXI BUT CYCLIST SHOULD HAVE ANTICIPATED IT

>>79294441
obviously the cyclist, he was undertaking while the taxi was indicating left into that road. he looked for that tarmac taste test.

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>>79294491
Hmmm, sounds like over 3 million brutes to me

>>79294516

He still could've been struck by a car pulling into the junction that didn't see him hiding behind a taxi, or a car exiting the junction.

Cyclists don't think

>>79294535

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>when you catch a rorke in real life

>>79294491
thanks for the advice

>>79294491
nicht ein wort

>>79294544
fucking legend mate x

>>79294574
love that pic

>>79294535
Only if you be my friend and talk to me everyday.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504557920446.webm

*passes you without lights on*

psssh nothin personnel kid

>>79294441
Cyclist. The tax driver was indicating, the cyclist illegally undertook him at a junction. Cyclist was required by the highway code to yield to the taxi once he had signalled. Even if you neglect the turn signal, he shouldn't have been undertaking, especially at a junction, he should have overtaken on the right.

>>79294462
>>79294473
sure hope you dumb cunts dont have a license.

>>79294491
but i do look like Richard Gere, i am as rich as Croesus, as charming as Clark Gable, as preposterously endowed as Errol Flynn and as witty as Clive James
but i'm still a virgin :/

>>79294441
indicated far too late

you should indicate before breaking and turning

that said, the taxi had obviously slowed down to turn, the cyclist should've been aware of this

>>79294579
YAAAAAAAS

>>79294579

Alright buddy I think you got him. Talk about kicking someone while they're down.

Doesn't anyone leave it at a nice punch in the face anymore? What is the world coming to

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>>79294579
>when rorke forgets he's not on 4chan and says a racial slur, but it's okay because he's been taking karate lessons

reminder that you'll go off to uni and drop out in the first year because you are a loser.

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Hello lads

Even when you leftists appear to triumph... still we rise again.
And do you know why? It's because the rorke is born of a realisation. We require no slogan, no brainwashing by desperate, corrupt media and entertainment.
All we need is that the world be as it is. And this is why the rorke will never be destroyed.

>>79294579
Would knock them both out easy
Look at the punches they're throwing at the beginning. Embarassing

>>79294673
That's obviously a disabled kid

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>rich as Croesus,

Absolutely ancient expression. Haven't heard this in real life in years. Wonder if people have any idea what it refers to or if the modern """education"""" system has completely rotted their brains away.

>>79294516
absolutely incorrect and utterly irrelevant. he signalled in good time, the turn signal was on long before the cyclist decided to pass him illegally by undertaking at a junction. if the cyclist was being even remotely observant he would have seen it, even the first bike that illegally undertook him had time to see it. revoke you license you dumb cunt

I never talk to yanks

>>79294556
hot

Reminder that tomorrow is the 40th anniversary of Spain getting btfo in a referendum and you should make /brit/ - gibraldarrrr edition :DDDD

Suddenly, I have a strong distaste for Britain.

>>79294491
pretty sure we have more than 6 rich people in the country
not reading the rest of this tome

>>79294673
me and my three clones exiting the door at 0:06

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>when rorke calls someone a nigger but it's okay because he watches naruto

>>79294283
Yeah, they fish on canals and rivers because they're not really monitored by authority figures like privately owned ponds and lakes are and they are a fucking menace because a lot of them know it is illegal to catch and kill the fish but they do it anyway.

For a non-fisherman this might not mean a fucking thing but its a big problem if you are a fisherman. I don't have anything against Poles of Chinks but they need to stop eating out fucking fish. Dunno why you would even want to eat carp. They're bottom feeders and I'd imagine they taste muddy as fuck

>>79294386
I was so mad. I saw him coming and told him to watch out for my pole and he stood on it anyway and did a runner straight after. I went after him as soon as I landed the fish but by this time it was a good few minutes after and he was long gone. Could have drowned the little bastard. Shows what kind of kid he is and how he was brought at how he did a runner instead of apologising

think my dog's gonna die soon, he is old and has suddenly got really weak and can barely stand up. i love him so much :(

>>79294738
Did Carlos get whiter?

>>79294687

Too late lad.

Jokes on you, I made it to 4th year before dropping out

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>>79294742

>Acid attacks have become so commonplace that the BBC offers free makeup tutorials for victims

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41200448?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook

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>>79294732
Great siege edition surely?

>>79294579
this is why i spent 4 years boxing.

someone tried throwing those wides at me it would be lights out before they even swing them.

Did anyone else see the protests in Newcastle today?

>>79294738
what's this anime?

>>79294491
only 17? wew

>>79294621
Nani? Mōmoku no kōgeki!

>>79294754
>>79294673

See these niggas know how to fight like a gentleman.

What's with that earlier laddo ground and pounding the chap

forgot to remove the name AGAIN

>>79294760
hope the cunt whelps on his way out

>>79294760
did you give him a good life?

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ah yes fat free yoghurt

*looks at label*

>one pot contains 30% RDA of sugar

hmm yes definitely kind on the ol' waistline, love being healthy me

>>79294847
yh

>>79294738
>no asian in the class
Disgusting whitewashing

I'm unironically a libertarian

>>79294853
alri tubby haha want another cream cake

>>79294713
watch the video and get back to me mate. Undertaking isn't great but it's necessary biking in london, but not indicating or checking for a cyclist is dangerous and kills people. Think on

>>79294755
Poles and yugoslavs here do the same. They fish in dirty channels most people wouldn't even dare to swim in. It's technically illegal but authorities don't care.

>>79294866
Yank on holiday

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>diversity is our strength, muslims and europeans can live side by side in perfect harmony

>the middle east and africa are unstable and full of bloodshed because europeans drew the borders wrong and put slightly different tribes together in artificial countries

>>79294870
is it fat free I only eat fat free foods because I am on a health kick

>please fill in everything about yourself
>now attach your CV

REEE what is the fucking point

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So lads the cruise control in my car is a stalk below the indicator stalk. To lower the speed you pull towards you.

I had my hand on the indicator stalk because I was checking the oil, and I pulled back to lower my speed. I gave the highbeams to the lad in the nice blacked out M3 infront of me for a good second or 2.

What am I like haha xx

>>79294857
it's all that matters
doggo may leave but memories of the good times will stay

Why is google satellite imagery so bad
I thought we could read newspapers with satellites in the cold war or whatever

You made a pigs ear
You made a mistake
Paid off security
and got through the gate
You got away with it
But we all lie in wait

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>>79294853
sugar won't make you fat

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*kills all the cyclists*
*kills all the motorists*

trainman represent

>>79294923
have fun never getting a grad job (a good one that is) its fucking impossible

>>79294220

4chan wouldn't load for me in China

cannot stand all these normblots that go on x-factor

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acid attacks are all pak-

if you fuckers wouldn't fuck a 5-6/10 who isn't fat then you are low test.

Tbh I would go even lower. I've fucked fatties, I fucked uggos with nice bodies and I've fucked older birds who are dirty bitches but not so good looking anymore

Sex is sex and a lot of the average looking women are absolute freaks. As long as they aren't ugly and as long as they don't smell I don't fucking care

I've even fucked really fat girls with beautiful faces

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>>79294961

>>79294971
works fine for me, just need a pass

>>79294974
ok now find 10 more

>>79294773
>on 27 November 1781, the night before (the french and spanish) were to launch the grand attack, half the British garrison filed silently out of their defence works and made a surprise sortie.
>The sortie routed the whole body of the besieging infantry in the trenches, set their batteries on fire, blew up and spiked their cannon, destroyed their entrenchments, and killed or took prisoner a large number of the Spaniards.
ouch

>>79294981
hedonist scum

>>79294738
want a redhead gf/wife so bad. saw one in the campus hamburger place who was redhead/blue eyes combo. on the chubby side but idc. too bad i'm in too turbulent a time of my life right now to actually set aside time to court someone. maybe in a few years

>>79294974
A true Guatemalan at heart

>>79294981
If you were a type of fish you'd be the bottom feeding carp that polish men catch illegally

>>79294754
>>79294673
opening a fight with easily readable kicks, especially when you clearly have no martial arts experience or flexibility is really fucking stupid

get in close to negate their power, knee them in the bollocks then as they reel from the pain, pull their head down onto your knee cap. heem sleepy

Just git beaten up by thom yorke

>>79294954
actually the opposite
sugar is what causes people to get fat, not actual "fat"

>>79294959
smelly communist transportation

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Mexicans BTFO

>>79294754
he looks like a middle shooler

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>>79295006
find me two non-whites who have done acid attacks

>>79295022
How the fuck we've managed to keep Gibraltar for so long is a miracle.

retuned the TV and no longer get BBC News HD anymore

have no use for it anymore

>>79294872
Alright stevie wonder. The turn signal is visible at 3 seconds into the video, before any of the cyclists have passed him. One cyclist illegally undertakes him at the junction at 5 seconds, ignoring the turn signal, at six seconds, turn signal still visible, the second cyclist illegally undertakes him at the junction. at 8 seconds impact is made, the turn signal is still on and visible to the camera.

I count four opportunities the cyclist could have corrected his path and opted not to illegally undertake. You can chip all you want about London traffic, but you're not a special snowflake, the highway code applies to anyone using the road.

The cyclist made an illegal move by undertaking, he was also clearly not being observant. the taxi did LITERALLY nothing wrong other than possibly forgetting to check his mirrir for some dumb shit cyclist trying to illegally undertake him after he indicated in good time to pull into a junction

Fuck ME cyclists are SUCH thick cunts. You don't even know how the road works so STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD

>>79295111
Spain owns pieces of Morocco and refuses to give them back, why should we give back Gibraltar?

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helo

>>79293688
giro's come in eh

>>79294981
i've fucked a 3. not proud of it. most recent one was a 5 or 6 with makeup on tho. was p good. she listened to the white clown rappers though so i couldn't really keep it up

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>>79295022
>What's our strategy m'ilord?
>I don't know, just walk slowly towards them

>>79295105
basically because of the royal navy, the only reason gibraltar survived that long is because we could resupply it by sea and the attacking forces couldn't do jack shit about it

>>79294491
doesn't work if ur just fucking ugly lmao

>>79295060
yup, there is no honour in fighting if you are in actual danger. kick the bollocks and them either elbow to the back of the head or knee cap to the jaw.

>>79294981
why are you so obsessed with fucking?

>>79295098
i said 10

cycling on roads is terrifying, don't know how people do it

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>>79295148
heloooOoooO

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>>79295048
Top kek

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fed up of being alone

crying hard about my dying dog lads

>>79294872
GIVE UTR HED A WOBBLE MATE. HAVE A WORD. OH MY DAYS. THE CYCLIST DINDU NUFFIN, U GOTTA RIDE ILLEGALLY AND BREAK THE HIGHWAY CODE IN LUNDUN. GIE UR FUKIN HED A WOBBLE U RACIST

your posts are so fucking obvious you dumb london paki

looking at qt poles and russians on interpals

>>79295060
can someone confirm that this is actual good advice
t. only been in one fight, got ganked and had a tooth knocked out

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>>79295203
it's the chad form of transport

normies have the conversational skills of NPCs

>>79295233
tell us lad

dying to hear more

>>79295198
what's the matter rorke? not capable of backing up your outlandish claims?

>>79294688
hello friend

>>79295251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

Did you lads hear about that lass that threw her poo out the window but then it got stuck and then she had to try to get it out but also got stuck so her date had to call the fire department to get her unstuck?

Had a real good laugh at that article.

>>79295203
quite often see immigrants riding stolen mountain bikes on the pavements these days

>>79295268
he asked you first

>>79295268
i haven't claimed anything.

>>79295220
sickening, would like to see a spaniard on here explain this

>kick a man in the face
>manager says it wasn't a red card

nice game, football

>>79295286
Girls don't poop.

hello im still high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT2yKYUDjk4

>>79294139
best in the series fuck off Yank

>>79295322
might roll the 2nd spliff of the day

>>79295234
ahaha
you're obsessed mate, i'm not that person you've imagined

>>79295060
t. bas rutten dvd owner

wish my fatass pajeet roommate would fuck off forever

>>79295286
yea. heard about it from et wiliams the doctor of common sense

someone post high dads in the new thread

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Watched Master and Commander for the first time last night lads.

Will Spain and France be cucked by us for all time?

>>79295354
Stab him

last time i ever rode my bike was when i was 17 and i got told off by an old lady for cycling on the pavements

>>79295370
Yes my Andalusian friend.

>>79295293
seriously mate, if you could provide some sources of pakis carrying out acid attacks I would be very grateful

>>79295386
>>79295386
>>79295386
>>79295386
>>79295386

>>79295251
and you're an autistic virginoid who trembles at the thought of being in public

>>79295370
real boat was american, not french

>>79295388
>>79295388
>>79295388

>>79295370
are you actually in gibraltar?

that's pretty banter

>>79295393
is google broken?

@79295323
You're either an autistic weeb or a troll.

>>79293759
I have a very intelligent cat.

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>>79295393
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/acid-attack-london-school-newham-495211
you asked for two, I'll give you three

>>79295428
But is by fat the best of the series

>>79293801
That the best idea in terms of money for uni.

>>79295127
loooool mad cager is mad
taxi driver was at fault and i drive a car, and i'm considerate of cyclists understanding that they are literally morally superior to car drivers

Is Back actually worth watching or is it a shit version of Peep Show?

>>79295347
yet you're still a dumb london paki who wasbtfo here >>79295127

>>79294210
I don't break it up because I like the clumps of rice. I also like clumps of normal rice.

>>79294486
I am a confident duckduckgo user, with terminal theme, of course.

>>79295521
ah yes. internet lies. go on then, since I empiracally and objectively explained how the cyclist was at fault, and breach of the highway code. I assume you can do the same for the taxi driver?

I have a car, two motorcycles, a bicycle I use for downhill tracks, but never on the road, because i'm not an inconsiderate CUNT like every single cyclist on the road.