/brit/

based ireland

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c:

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Bit early

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>depression

always enjoy armchair-experts and their laughable posts on 4chan. always worth a chuckle.

on the charlie

would love to sling one up Rihanna - bet she's bonkers under the covers

i dislike jews

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literally just been sat here posting on /brit/ all day

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504852262404.webm

Perusing the webm collection of my Twitch streamer waifu

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When they come it all won't even matter.

>>79292100
is he ok

>>79292003
>>79292034
alright sorry lads
didn't realise this was tumblr

now afraid to post another picture in case it gets change to another japanese nonce drawing

>>79292076
what's this

>>79292087
kitty plays games is my streamerfu

>>79292062
>>79292076
so basically you were a hormonal teen and needed a babysitter to wipe your arse and make sure you didn't off yourself before you turned 18

bravo mate, where's your medal?

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sue

new rasheeds on gogglebox lads

not a racist but not s fan tbqh

>>79292107
no problem. here's a tip: educate yourself before embarrassing yourself next time.

>>79292060
no i just wrote it all out. feel free to use it as pasta. it was a real question though. i literally do NOT understand it. but then maybe that's because i'm probably older than everyone here.

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>>79292087
its got to be alinity or poki for me

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>gen z

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>>79292011
A good edition, just a shame that it emerged præmaturely. But that's nothing unfamiliar to thee, is it wee man?
[cheekily chuckles]

>>79292107
It's real but vastly overdiagnosed.

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anime

>>79292062
Congrats man I'm happy for you!!

>>79292167
>>79292105
ah I see
anyway to answer your question I just get a chuckle out of baiting rorkes honestly. It's the same style of posts each time but it makes me laugh regardless.

>>79292187
prove it

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>>79292107

>>79291965
Coarse fish, mate.

Just depends where you go, but mainly carp, tench and bream but there are so many places to fish around here and you can catch any fucking thing you want.

>>79292053
Nice one. I fish rivers now and again for Barbel, chub and silvers but my favourites are lakes and ponds.

I live in Sheffield and there are a shit ton of places around here to fish. My family also has a house in Cleethorpes which is another massively popular fishing place. I know some ponds where it is just crazy. You don't even need to feed the swim and can catch all day long. Beautiful fish but not many big ones and it actually gets to be a pain in the arse catching so much because as soon as your float hits the water it goes under. Madness

>>79292062
>discharging your from our
>your
absolute mongs

>>79292187
that's why it's almost impossible to tell the genuine people from the ones looking for attention

>>79292062
probs should stop wasting nhs money with your angst m8

>>79292226
Shan't

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>so basically you were a hormonal teen and needed a babysitter to wipe your arse and make sure you didn't off yourself before you turned 18

>bravo mate, where's your medal?

>>79292258
more like cant. get rekt.

Don't know how they do pointless. If they questioned the people in my town it would all be pakis shrugging their shoulders and saying "sorry boss" and the women just pulling their hijab down and rushing away. Their kids just know shit tier BMWs/Mercs/Audis and phones. They don't know anything. Everything would be a pointless answer.

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why aren't they building 50m tall statues in graveyards in europe

>>79292163
sorry I hurt your feelings mate
so did you get diagnosed by a doctor or WebMD and Facebook

howling at the anime nonce who is promptly going to be arrested soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A
comfy tune lads

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lads!
lads!
lads!!

>>79292227
ooh you must be smart! you know about the DSM-5!!!
You must be a psychologist or something

>>79292175
why is she doing that

>>79292274
because that's pointless

>>79292276
dont worry lad im not hurt. not depressed either. just know a thing or two about mental health so just doing my duty of correcting inaccuracies.

honestly believe that everyone is a brainlet but me

Can we instead make 1 new when the old hits bump limit? We need a tripfag or two to make these threads.

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>>79292274
???

>>79292196
i said when does tsunami happen
its boring at the moment just winds

you lads see Sane's 2nd goal today? absolute beauty

>>79292062
>approaching 18

underage b&

@79292331
first year psych student detected

i think it's about freshers

>79292062
Worst part of my day reading the tiny toddler troubles. I thought this was for those of mental maturity, but perhaps I was too naïve.

>>79292187
>you realise now that everyone is depressed from the technological revolution
WE HAVE TO GO BACK

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>>79292223
why is it funny to you, where does the comedy stem from? what aspect exactly is funny about getting replies to a bait post? is it literally just the fact they replied in and of itself? or is it the content of the reply? do you imagine you ruined their day, and that they will spend the rest of it angry that they replied to a post in which you were pretending to be a retard?

let's really get down to the brass tacks here. surely you must know why you do the things you do?

>>79292367
based as fuck

>>79292087
the "perfect 11.webm" has a real banger on it
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1492/12/1492125921990.webm

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>>79292303
can I help you

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>>79292367

>>79292331
cringe

>>79292310
she was playing dance dance revolution and had a blister on her foot

FUCK YOU!
*turns to the horse you rode in on*
YOU TOO!

Where's the Anglo Indian lad?

Do you look white or brown? Did your granddad marry a white woman?

>>79292062

can't believe we waste money on little bitches like you

>>79292331
I might of been exaggerating. I have done psychology before but not at degree level and I would never claim to be any sort of expert on anything

It's that I know multiple people who are self-diagnosed depressives, and I told them to all go to a doctor, and only one actually got diagnosed with depression

a lot the left wing people i know irl did really well in the gcses, with numerous A*s, whereas ALL the right wing people i know irl did shit

Feeling a bit hungry but don't have any food.

>>79292440
>Anglo Indian
lmao
not one drop

>>79292408
you are already helping me

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leaves are falling

>>79292450
never listen to self-diagnosis.

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>>79292062
>I feel sad boo hoo

>>79292446
except now instead of killing myself i will live to do great things for the country! its a net gain, believe you me

>>79292440
great grandad married an Anglo-Indian woman
they had Anglo-Indian kids
My grandmother is a dark Anglo-Indian and married my grandfather who is a light Anglo-Indian

my mum, brother and I have been told we look Portuguese and my sister has been told she looks like she is from Northern Spain

>>79292349
its pretty slow moving so its just gonna be high winds for 24 hours, then insane winds for 24 hours, then high winds again

>>79292450
>might of
stopped reading right there

>>79292482
delete this post mate

won 2 (two) games of PUBG today lads

>>79292482
that pic made me cry

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CAN'T STOP SNEEZING

>>79292524
Well done. Now move onto something more autistic, like Unturned arena.

>>79292482
literally my dog in pic

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Cheating bastards

dog is getting old lads
hes got a grey snout now, don't think hes got long for this world

just met john cale

>>79292507
Alfred

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>>79292398
I don't honestly believe anyone here would have their day ruined by an anonymous post, the humour just comes from the fact that I can get 5+ (You)s so easily and quickly

>>79292512
sorry mate I've been up for 20 hours and my english not good after a while

ah yes, gays. why are they literally all nonces/have been nonced?
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>>79292274

that used to be my desktop background. IIRC that statue is over 110m

>>79292569
Alf is a good lad

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>>79292507

Post pictures of your sister. She sounds fit.

>>79292554
unturned is shit though

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

>>79292507
fuck off chink

Whats an illness where you are one month sick and not able to go to work?

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>>79292467
I have only eaten one and half a' grapefruits since yester-noon, I've been going on naught but black coffee 'n' té.

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The London experience

Where's the lad who liked his sister and was posting pictures of her at a family barbecue?

>>79292459
Fun fact. Young people are more liberal minded and become more right wing with age (and wisdom). A lot of the lefties you know who did well on their GCSE's will be voting conservative when they are in their 30's/40's

t. former lefty who was a left all through school, college, and university, but swiftly became right wing once I was exposed to the real world

I got all A's/B's on my GCSE, merits and distinctions through college, dropped out of my degree because I realised it was absolutely worthless

>>79292623
Traitor. Arbeit macht frei

>>79290219
thank you

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>>79292529
animal cyberbullying is now a reality

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>>79292645
>merits and distinctions through college

Hello BTEC retard

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>>79292331

lmao
the "mind" cannot get sick. "mental illness" is a metaphor. it's like saying "the colour blue is healthy"

>>79292405
I like this one
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503537847497.webm

>>79292591
>>79292569
that's me

>>79292592
don't have pictures of her and even if I did, I wouldn't

>>79292664
is he ok

>>79292629

You could have gone for a live trap or a glue trap m8. Or those electrocution traps they have on Amazon.

>>79292661
/pεŋ/
You're welcome.

>>79292645
>all A/Bs
HOWLING

>>79292618
not a chink hunnykins xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MsFzFfuAWw

>>79292459
>whereas ALL the right wing people i know irl did shit

All the intelligent right wingers stay quiet because they're smart.

The dumb ones are posting shit about muslamic ray guns over facebook.

The dumb lefties are similarly vocal calling for socialism and whatnot.

>>79292578
it's an anonymous board no one cares mate, stop making excuses for yourself

>>79292623
break your leg
my mate had an office job and got off for like 6 weeks and for another 10 he just worked part time

h u a r a c h e

l
i
g
h
t
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bike maintenance and repair is so fucking expensive and time consuming

did not know this shit was so difficult

>>79292724
BASED BLACK MAN

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i'll sugg yer pecker fer a tenner bag uggggggggh

>>79292459
alri hetty douglas

>>79292750
I don't actually have pictures of her and turning my VPN on and off to go between facebook and posting with a chink flag is a pain

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>>79292689
ummmmm no sweaty x

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hello human
hello you STINKY HUAN
go eat a fish ugly

why didn't my parents take me for therapy

>>79292774
English Rose

>>79292803
all me

>>79292803
go eat a whale dummy

>>79292011
Garbage song

this stupid jap is going to mean noone will see my sick Anatomy of Melancholy reference

ffs

>>79292459
great anecdote m8

>tfw parents took me to therapy but i refused to speak or take any medication and then i called one of the assistants annoying so they got rid of me
hehehe

>>79292804

because they know therapy is a load of bollocks

>>79292082
She is

why don't people ride horses for transportation anymore? it could be a green way to replace cars

how does tims guitar sound so bad

>>79292864
your parents got rid of you?

>>79292880
It doesn't you have shit taste

fingers smell of skips

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Right then.

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>>79292864
>invoice: $90,000

>>79292880
he can't play it

>>79292879
not everyone has room for a stable

Anyone else a shut in here? Pretty crazy how all the years blend together and something you thought happened a month ago actually happened a year ago

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go to therapy
>some stacey tells you to jus b urself xD

take SSRIs
>become a living zombie with a dead dick

>>79292574
but you are aware that literally anyone, i would wager even a very young child, could orchestrate a retarded post which lots of people would quickly reply to, telling him he's retarded? i just don't know why something that is inherently 100% predictable in nature could be amusing to you, especially when repeated multiple times. it seems childish, doesn't it?

>>79292702
I doubt it ;[

>>79292879
there's nothing green about masses of horses farting and shitting everywhere

>>79292887
psychologist guy or whatever told me to stop coming because i was threatening to sue him for made-up charges
>>79292915
more like 9k but yeah

>>79292901
haven't had skips in a while

haven't changed my boxers in 3 days. can smell my sweaty arse on the couch

>>79292925
Yeah weird that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

>>79292927
be a man like the rest of us and just live with it lad
unless you have a legitimate illness like bipolar you need to get used to it desu

mate's sister is a pornstar and she's just been knocked up

hope she does some preggo porn

>>79292925
yeah, have barely left my room since March

>>79292975
name x

>>79292919
don't care
>>79292935
they can wear little diapers

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NEED a Mexican girl to sit on my face and call me papi

I only shop in the marketplace of free ideas

and perhaps lidl

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Spoons on Wednesday then?

>>79292942
I had been wearing the same boxers from Wednesday morning to Friday afternoon UK time because my luggage still hasn't turned up
ended up going commando for most of today and just washed them in the sink with hand soap

>>79292927
There's a support group for this. We meet every day at the pub at 5pm.

>>79292966
If my dealer handed me this I'd slash his fucking throat.

>>79292715
what's funny? that was with minimal trying, all I did was fuck about in school. I nailed college and uni. My IQ is probably 30+ points higher than yours.

>>79292994
shan't be doxxing him

>>79292930
yeah it's all very silly indeed but it amuses me somehow

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>>79292927

why are women so incapable of being funny?

>>79293019
Who did you fly with?

>>79293017
>per cent
what mong wrote this article

>>79292645
>A's/B's
retard

>>79293043
already have her name, thanks tho

Business idea. Only segues allowed into town centres between 9 and 5.

>>79292880
his playing sounds bad because he's trying to sing and play at the same time, he ends up strumming with each word because he's not used to holding 2 beats in his head. i guess practise is the best way to get better at it, i wish him the best.

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Wouldn't mind a pack of jelly beans xx

>>79293062
Per cent is also correct and is more logical.

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>>79293040
It's because when someone says this you know they got mostly Bs. Also if you got a B at GCSE you might be functionally retarded/illiterate. It's like when someone says "I went to a Top 5 UK Uni" you know they went to Imperial or some other dire paki hole. If they didn't they'd just say I went to Oxford of Cambridge (the only respectable unis).

>>79293017
We have been told for years that VAT is a european tax. I would bet nearly anything that it will remain once we brexit.

still thinking about the outline of the mons pubis of the yank girl i sat next to on a 7hr flight last week

>>79293058
hahaha my vagina *pause* AM I RIGHT, LADIES? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. And men? *fans self* uuuuuugh, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YaAaAaAaAaAsSsSsS! bras? ahah, bras! Haha! Girl power and all that.

>>79292927
i took both
the therapy worked
the ssris didnt

i had a top tier male therapist though, id try to get a fella if you can

>>79292753
I dont need to be sick right now, I just need a plausible cause (sickness) for not beeing present one month (not actually work).

>>79293038
hooting and hollering

>>79293060
KLM
Next flight gets in to the airport lands at 10 am local time and I was told to phone them at 12 so they can deliver them to us

I shitpost to distract and hide myself from crippling depressions and urges to self harm

Do you also?

whats that thing about exercise feeling good? I just feel like shit every time i run or lift

>>79293098
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504982160350.webm

If anyone has any funny ideas about trying to 'own me' on here, I must warn you I'm more intelligent than your average loser. I have an IQ of 102.

>>79293062
hello brainlet yank x

>>79292901
Been playing with your unwashed willy?

>>79293075
>segue
SEG-WAY

What a stupid fucking word reeeeeeeeeeee

>>79293111
Lyme Disease

>>79293040
1) all A/Bs is shit

2) the "i wasnt even trying lmao i could have done better if i felt like it" line is the last resort of the dumb fuck with a superiority complex

>>79293125
Hmm. British Airways lost my luggage several times. Surprised at KLM though, would have expected better from the Swamp Germs.

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its here

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>women are incapable of being funn-

>>79292747
this is true
there's a vocal minority on each side which makes them both look bad

any edinburgh uni runts in?

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Ðe fcuk does that Nip think he's playing at, hasn't his bunch of Godzilla–quaked islands had enough of a pounding without asking for more trouble?
A pathetic excuse for a nation.

>>79292645
>exposed to the real world
e.g. started paying taxes

>>79293181
wouldn't feed that to my worst enemy

>>79292847
Thank you

>>79293154
no i just ate some skips

Might go and do a year in Australia/NZ/Canada while I still can. I'm 25, have a degree, have the cash, have a job I'd happily walk out of. Just bored of this dismal country.

shoes lol!

>>79293181
deary me

>>79293100
It was actually mostly A's as far as I remember. I think I got a B in maths and Geography because i literally didn't bother doing a bunch of the coursework.

I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

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>I got a B in Geography

Didn't even think it was possible to fail colouring in

>>79293217
ah yes
the old "make an obvious bait post to make it seem like you were trolling all along" technique

>>79293137
it's bullshit mate exercise sucks ass but if you want to be fit and healthy you have to do it, as well as eating food that tastes like shit in minimal amounts

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ah yes, female comedy

>>79293019

My luggage got delayed at Dallas because of disruption from Hurricane Harvey. American Airlines dropped it off at my hotel in Memphis that night, good customer service tbf.

I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

oh no the nerds are bragging about their gcse grades again

>>79293170
But I did do do better. I earn 48K a year, which will probably be more like 60K by the time I am late 30's.

>>79292062
gz bro, you're doing good.

>>79293180
Wasn't really their fault and I think it would have happened with any airline, even if I was flying First class and the highest loyalty tier
The plane from Manchester to Amsterdam left Amsterdam late by an hour because of bad weather earlier on in the day
That meant we only had like 10 minutes to run a quarter of the way across Schipol to get our next flight
There was virtually no chance of our bags making it.

Pain in the arse is that there is only 3 flights a week from Amsterdam to Hangzhou so we've had to wait a while for our bags to turn up

Keep forgetting to remove the name don't worry I'm not forcing a new personality

>>79293139
yuck

>>79293261
>B
>fail
the germon education system seems rough

What is the worst thing you have ever said to your parents? Something that has made you feel like absolute shit?

Need a gf

got a C in religious studies
fuck gOD anyway

>>79293304
I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

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ANIME

>Ontario to sell marijuana in 150 government-run stores; must be used in ‘private residences’
lol get fucked

>>79293301
If you get a B at GCSE you might be illiterate. Just like anyone who can't get a 2:1 at uni. You get a B just for writing your name these days.

>>79293304
I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

>>79293331
ah so you can buy beer and weed from the same shop?

>>79293137
just man up and get on with it mate otherwise just accept being fat
you know this already

>>79293304

When I was about 7 I told my mum I wish I had no mum and she got really upset, her mum died when she was a kid

>>79293304
when i was like 12 i told my mom 'happy being a year closer to death' on her birthday. she was chronically ill at the time because she kept taking these chinese vitamins. i think i heard a comedian say something like that and thought it'd be funny

IQ146 is like 3 sigma away
not that high alright

Bring >190 next time

>>79293319
I got 195/200 on my GSCE RS

proper smart about morals n that, me

these days if you say you're english they throw in jail

>>79293091
>replying to a 40 minute old post

fucking kill yourself

>>79293331
one of my friends went to canada this summer and got a medical card and was smoking zoots every day. Is it really that easy to get a medical card for it?

Found £250 in my room earlier.

What should I buy? Already bought a bluetooth speaker from that £150 last time

I have a 157 IQ and I work in aerospace engineering. I was more well read than every English teachers through school (went to Westminster). In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 3 when I told him I had read the entire works of Charles Dickens, Shakespeare, and various greek philosophers

>>79293331
Marijuana legislation is runtoid politics for Rick and Morty types

Here goy, spend decades fighting for this drug that will make you even more complacent and stupid, hehe

>>79293342
this
just imagine getting lower than an A in anything, let alone fucking geography. christ

got 9A*s and 1 A at GSCE
got A*A*A at A level

I have a cum hundred and farty piss I poo and I work in fine dance and bum mounting.

don't know what my IQ is because IQ tests are for vain narcissistic twats

>>79293382
Love

>>79293351
different stores but similar model

i expect in nova scotia things will stay the same except dispensaries won't be legally obliged to check that you're licensed (not that many do)

>>79293378
yeah, and most places don't even ask any more

>>79293139
need a proxy gf to rub her worn out bumhole in my face

>>79293391
our countries are gone to the dogs, might as well get high haha

>>79293391
it's just a non issue that we should get over and done with and legalise it. There's no point having laws no one respects, the police barely enforce and most people disagree with

>>79293269
we weren't too hopeful becuse of the language barrier, but the bloke at the desk seemed to understand us, then the lady at the reception of our accommodation helped us find out when we should call them because we gave them a number for the uni that was wrong

>>79293409
Got that for free a couple of years ago

>>79293382
jbl portable speaker

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>>79293382
a drone

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my kot is fat???!

>>79293424
wrong, it's a gateway drug. and society pays for druggies when they kill someone and get put away for life, or lose their job and become a bum and rely on the state

>>79293382
flight to europe for a weekend

>>79293304
I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

>>79293382
5 grams of ket

>>79293382

why the need for instant gratification?

>>79293263
Not bait. Every single word of it is the gods honest truth.

I'm sorry you are too young to understand. Liberal minded people become more right wing as they get older though. this is an objective fact. everyone i knew, all my mates, everyone i grew up with was a lefty through school and college. you cannot help it, you're brainwashed by them the entire time you are there. all of them, myself included, are right leaning now.

anecdotal i know. but it's the truth. you're just too young an unworldly to accept it. as I would have been at your meager age of 15 too

going to stop replying to political posts and engaging in political discourse. it shits up these threads too much.

>gateway drug

no such thing

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/american-horror-story-cult-recap-review-ryan-murphys-paranoid/

>name of the author
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>79293461
where to begin

>that carpet
>that wall paper

wouldn't piss on your gaff if it was on fire

>>79293382
How do you keep finding random bundles of cash in your room?

>>79293398
I got 8 A*s and 3 As
3 A*s 1A at a level (maths, f. maths, physics, chem.)

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>>79293461
nah he looks big
the vet says one of our cats is just a big guy
he's heavy and wide, but all proportionally fine

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>I have a 146 IQ and I work in finance and accounting. I was more well read than some of my English teachers through school. In fact I distinctly remember one of them calling me a liar in year 7 when I told him I had read the LOTR trilogy

retaking my A Levels lol

>>79293502
It's not a coincidence is it?

i couldnt give less of an arse what you cretins got in your gcses and a levels

>>79293502
>bernstein
jesus christ. another coincidence i assume

>>79293550
Then leave

I don't have any friends

>>79293567
no lol

>>79293546
know a lad who only passed his Maths GCSE this year (he's 20)
he's a lovely lad but a bit dim

>>79293575
want some of mine?

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>>79293575
same

>>79293550
this is an academic general. don't like it then leave

>>79293401
oh yeh?

I have a 1st degree in history from huddersfield

work in tesco at the moment

>>79293592
yes

i passed my maths GCSE in year 10 so i didnt need to do it in year 11

whenever it was maths period we were allowed to just piss around in the library

>>79293547
>>79293502
Don't see what's wrong here

A Jew who is pro-trump. shouldn't you be asking wtf?

>>79293610
nowt wrong with working in tesco

>>79293520
well done, now do a degree and become semi relevant to employers lmao

>>79293589
ok lol

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I did it in the hay!
while my mother was away!
Diarrhœa!
Diarrhœa!

>>79293631
will do thanks for the advice

got a 2:2 in sport psychology from london met.

work in clintons at the moment

>Kai is every 4-Chan lurker whose paranoia was validated by the election and who now feels confident enough to stain his face orange and publicly air race-baiting opinions he previously restricted to obscure chat rooms.

Haha

>>79293666
>>79293666
>>79293666
>>79293666

/brit/ is a zoo and you're all just animals on display.

>>79293662
what can you tell me about psychology in sports?

Got a 3rd in Sport Science from Bolton

just got a job offer from Merril Lynch and I'll be moving to New York in December

>>79293610
suspect you'll be repeating this paragraph for a LONG time to come

>>79293502
as if that show could not get any shitter. they broke new ground.

>>79293682
haha yeah

>>79293462
its a gateway drug because it puts you in contact with drug dealers laddo, i'm sure you understand that

>>79292645
>Young people are more liberal minded and become more right wing with age (and wisdom).
false

it appears this way because turnout has been dropping off for decades, with increasingly labour-inclined generations simply not bothering to vote on the levels of the WW2 generation. (from which all the labour voters have died of black lung.)