/brit/

>UK
>EU
>Not Pakistan

PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How long until the left normalises pedos?
They already sort of have by normalising gays

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>neighbours have now started playing despacito at incredibly loud volumes

lads...

>>79283085
>UK has hot lesbian sex with USA while still geting fucked by EU
I am fine with that

smelly tongues look just as they felt

>>79283132
The right are the ones normalising paedos mate

Four homosexuals are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One of them says, "Ok, who farted?"

fuck anglos

DOING A HOLOCAUST DENIAL LADS

>>79283085
Fuck the EU

Fuck pakis

>>79283189
that's illegal
stop this

>>79283171
Wrong. Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>HIV
BIT GAY THAT

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Hate wh*tes

What broadband comapny do I go with lads? Cant afford fibre

All the companies seem to offer the same speed at the same price

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>>79283085
Did the Greeks bully the Romans as hard as Brits bully Americans?

>>79283213
Ahhh yes, London

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>look at buying acid on amazon as I'm a hobby chemist
>1 star reviews from cunts saying 'YOU SHOULDN'T BE SELLING THIS BECAUSE IT'S BEING USED IN ATTACKS SHAME ON YOU'

>>79283180
how do you make a gay fuck a girl?

shit in her cunt

>>79283235
one with the broadest band innit

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>I'm a hobby chemist

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>>79283250
The London Experience

Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank? A. He was caught drinking on the job.

>>79283246
Probs not since the Greeks were mostly their slaves

please someone kill me

>>79283171
How so?

>Milo tries to defend paedos and gets purged immediately by the right

>Leftist publications like Salon give platforms to pedos to defend themselves with a mental condition

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>I'm a hobby chemist

>>79283235
hardly matters since they all use Openreach network desu

>>79283286
*KILLS YOU OVER THE SPAN OF A HUMAN LIFETIME*

>>79283235
Vastly differs based on your postcode 2bh

Paid for a hotel for a date in another city tonight, date isn't replying to me trying to organise a time, she's been online but hasn't read my message

£75 down the drain
Remind me why we have to date

WISH I WAS A HOBBY CHEMIST 2BH

>>79283204
not here

>>79283306
thanks, G*D, but I meant a little bit quicker than that.

>>79283291
>gets purged immediately by the right
hardly, they were too easy on him, if he was some socialist they would have ripped him apart but because he was their boy they simply distanced themselves from him.

doing a reduction reaction

wish i had a hobby

>>79283329
u got played mate fucking lol why would you pay for some random who might flake

where is the mexifart i want to kill it, kill it with fire

>>79283250
>a hobby chemist

kill the mexifart with fire

WILLY WILLY WANK WANK BUMS AND POO

I LIKE POO AND SO DO YOU!

WILLY WILLY WANK WANK BUMS AND POO

PISS ON YOUR FACE AND DRINK IT TOO!

>>79283329
I'm a Mormon and my parents basically arranged a marriage for me. 19 btw

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>Hull has a different phone network to the rest of the country
>It's operated by KC rather than BT
>you can only buy broadband from KC
>their phoneboxes are cream coloured not red

wtf lads

kill the mexifart with fire

hmm

https://www.instagram.com/realkajalverma/

>>79283407

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>79283411
Mormon? More like....

Moron

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>If the next generation continues the trend of gen z then pedophilia will be normalised in the western world within 20 years or so.

>>79283436
LOL oh my days

how come jesus wasnt born in ireland?
they couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin

>>79283366
what kind and on what substrate? x

tiny brain: online dating
small brain: hookups
medium brain: dating
large brain: courting
huge brain: arranged marriage
ascended brain: claiming the wives of your pillaged enemies for yourself

>>79283450
oldest joke in the book

>>79283375
She's not a random, we work at the same place, seemed interested

>>79283430
i want to fill her pics comment section with hate filled garbage

>>79283458
if youre too lazy to make a pic im too lazy to read your post

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>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>79283468
your mum's the oldest slag in the book, the slag directory

>>79283156
set fire to their house xx

or watch a film with the audio on your speakers at an incredibly loud volume so they cannot listen to their music

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>no reason to live beyond the pain that committing suicide would cause your parents

which is really no reason at all

>>79283492
hello newrunt

i start every morning with screaming :DDD

>>79283364
he's irrelevant now. The Right purges its scum far more than the left purges theirs. The left has a code of "no enemies on the left", which tends to end badly for them

What happened to Liverpoo today lads?

>>79283489
>putting together a shitty image for a low effort meme
nah mate

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hmmm yes..london..very impressive

>>79283530
le speedy nigger got sent off and they gave up

>>79283510
>tfw paw constantly tells you you might as well
wake me up inside

>>79283310
how do I find out whats better then
cant seem to find anything online

going to a club and buying a girl a bunch of drinks for ONS is too expensive in the long run

is there any other way i can find girls to fuck?

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what board was that energy drink general again

We Need to Talk About Digital Blackface in Reaction GIFs

>>79283543
Proud of our service men and women

>>79283329
this has to be bait

>>79283581
what does ONS mean

>>79283543
Ahhh yes, the very rare white Londoner... fascinating.

>>79283589
/ck/ obviously

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>>79283592
is this a digital blackface

want to meet up for a beer?

>>79283626
cheers

can I use my Virgin router for sky

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fucking kek

>>79283615
one nigger senior

>>79283578
They purposefully obfuscate it
Try looking at info on speedtest or w.e that website is that compiles data

>>79283635
beer is shit
cider is better

in two minds about cricket

on the one hand I can see how it's very comfy

on the other hand it's very boring

>POONEMOUTH

>>79283193
why are you larping akhmed?

>>79283643
maybe if it's a universal one

>>79283635
have you booked a table?

>>79283670
R A R E
A
R
E

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So this is what we really are. Racism BTFO!

>>79283213
kek based nigger

might move to Hokkaido, japan

business idea: FTTP

>>79283693
in the end, we're all just worms with a large head and many tiny arms.

>>79283266
>>79283300
>>79283399
t. 4chan is my only hobby

not a fan of this new meme where new technologies and stuff are tested in provincial shitholes instead of London because muh boohoo underdog :((((

business idea: remove white people from all positions of power and influence immediately and only allow them to regain them after 5 years

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it's time

>>79283745
>duh let's just spend all the money on london

>>79283291
>the guy from duck dynasty says you should marry underage girls
>the crowd just laughs

>anti-communist sexologists from the 50s says that a girl should be pregnant from very early as to not have a single menustration her whole life

>>79283745
lol unlucky Rasheed

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>79283740
actually i haven't been on 4chan or posted a barb webm in a week

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>79283793
how about you do it for me

>>79283745
>muh london insanity death cult

fuck off

Where can I find a girl like this in Britain lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmieAqTG1wI

>>79283745

it's like testing shit on rats before humans
provincials are the rats and we're the humans

>>79283740
literally me

can someone please post pint gf webm xxx

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>>79283284
just like brits are of the americans

>BT is removing all the red telephone boxes
aroooooo

>>79283813
anywhere

>>79283291
>purged immediately by the right

he wasn't, only leftist media was outraged and the edgy faggot started crying while the neckbeards ran back to their basements in fear

>>79283813
that full english looks terrible

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>>79283827

if the 70mph limit was removed, the economy would improve overnight and deaths would also reduce

>>79283208
>>79283291
https://youtu.be/qhozWXu9hmk

>>79283818
think he can do better

may i have a quirky scottish gf but not the fat ones?

>>79283809
i'm a misanthrope so i would love to if you actually were a human, you're just a dumb amerimonkey

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anime

>>79283892
that's a tough ask

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>>79283803
BARBARA PALVIN

Got a job offer in San Angelo, Texas.

I have a month to decide whether to accept or not

>>79283884
cheers tuppins x

>>79283898
i'm not an american, i'm from the south

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>>79283925
teehee

>>79283892
>fat ones
are all scottish girls fat? I thought they were better looking the english ones

>>79283954
>are all scottish girls fat?
yes

at work

v bored

need poo

need wee

need wank

want a beer

pls help

>>79283929
never heard of it but do it anyway

>>79283954
lol

>>79283941
i hope your home gets BTFO

Feeling a malaise coming over me lads.

Food and drink don't taste like much
Can't concentrate at work
Not taking proper care of myself
Leisuretime isn't satisfying
No luck with girls
Don't feel any connection

Simply dire

>>79283982
turtle

>>79283982
Go see a doctor

>>79283982
stop whinging

AWW CENTRELINK WILL CUT OFF ME PAYMENTS MAN
PLEASE
JUST PISS IN THE BOTTLE MATE UGHHHHHH

>>79283982
gym

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>you live in the timeline where an anglo america became germanised

>>79284024
pretty sure it was fake or a sketch or something btw

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>unless gen z is purged pedophilia will become more commonplace in the western world then anywhere else

>>79284042
fuck off bad poster

thinking about paying a prozzie to foot fist my arse then piss on my gaping arsehole

thoughts?

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oh saay can you seeeee

>>79283803
would split in half desu

>>79284042
>give up german name to go live in a anglo country with anglo institutions/heritage and speak anglish
other way around mate

>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? poo

>>79284066
how is that a bad post

>>79283954
brit women are grim

>>79284079
so ugly and disgusting, only shitskins like br*tish girls

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Would you?

>>79284068
decent saturday night

>>79284046
yes I know, but I lived in australia for 5 years and it was very accurate

>>79284003
Went to the doctor once when I last felt like this. He sent me to a psych for a few sessions, at the end of which he said I wasn't depressed just "depressive".

Could probably get me another psych to give me drugs but I don't like the idea of that

where's a good place to read

>>79284113
how do i move to australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifKEl6YD6tw

tune

>>79284124
dunno
my dad moved there for work for 5 years so me and my mum went along with him
probably a lot of paperwork involved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qgadSvNyU

fucking tune lads was number 1 in the charts

>>79283886
I miss it when Gavin was this honest. He's been cucking against and counter-signalling the Alt Right for over a year now, and his quality has gone down because of it.

remember when everyone 'cared' about Grenfell tower?

long since forgotten now

>>79284147
she's fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxM1h5EF7QY

new livery lads

>>79284147
what a disgusting creature

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>>79284147
You like her eh?

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I WANT A GF SO BADLY

>>79284162
Hope you are just pretending to be retarded

>>79284147
Looks like a girl I know haha

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pick one

>>79284198
arr rook same

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i wish i knew how to cook

>>79284158
There's going to be an inquiry soon, full deathtoll will shock everyone

>>79284162
>>79284172
Erm bellies are beautiful get over it

>>79284181
It's not the girlfriend you want, look deeper

>>79284215
cool image, mind if i save it?

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>>79283589
Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur

>>79284079
look at that nice backyard though, i dont have this, almost all brits have this, and a nice house with car parking

it's not fair

>>79284198
*two punts one into the other and they both fly out of the top window of Willis Tower*

do I get chinky or Indian tonight lads

>>79284215
Same la

>>79284263
get a winky

(mine)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYQ19NfCuM

looks like tim's phone is being hacked too, wtf is up with the pink glitches

>>79284217
Why would it be more shocking than what we already know? Fair to assume the upper floors were packed.

>>79284215
just be urself and get cookin ;)

reminder that within the same week as Charlottesville, there were 5 Islamic attacks in European cities.

The progressive media and corporations only focused on the far right though

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>>79284215
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Can You Not Cook Hahahaha Nigga Just Put It On The Stove Like Nigga Read The Instructions Haha

>>79284263
>buying greasy, oily, cheap reheated takeaway food

Loser

>>79284263
Chinky

>hey anon can I just hop on your PC for a second? gotta google something

>>79284259
You mean the Sears Tower you dense fuck

Thoughts on Americans in British supermarkets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_bKGjhLRc

>>79284263
fish n chips

>>79284280
the far-right are the biggest thread to western civilisation

>>79284289
>all those old people behind her waiting for her to be finished with her narcissism

>>79284301
good lads

>>79284299
No. Willis.

>>79284280
Oh yes but you see Anon, those aren't real Muslims. Or if they are then it doesn't matter.

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damn....

>>79284302
>fish n' chips
It's a Saturday you freak

>>79284302
Fush n chups

>>79284340
>>79284343
why the fuck not is there a set day youre supposed to have fish and chips

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>>79284324
k

seen an article on facebook today saying centrists are nazis

>>79284302
jewish

i just wish i lived in a world where britain was a poverty ridden shithole

i can't stand seeing ppl like brits being well off and having more things than me because they dont fucking deserve it

why do things have to be this way :@

>>79284301
>you have to pay for the carts
>it costs a pound
>they must make a fortune

squealing

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>>79284317
barb dont care

>>79284351
Fush n chups

>>79284361
really

>>79283411
Well aren't you lucky. Is she a qt?

decided to have an Indian

>>79284361
Are you defending Nazis? WOW

>>79284364
that's what you get for living in socialist sweden.

>>79284364
>i just wish i lived in a world where britain was a poverty ridden shithole
urm sweaty is it

need a bf and i can take it in turns to bum each other with all night

>>79284383
kiwis say that

WHEN I SEE YOU MESSING ME AROUND
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

>>79284387
why the FUCK did you ask in the first place then

>>79284417
HATE Bucks desu

just shit myself for a laugh

>>79284413
fuck off roastie

>>79284456
XD

>>79284364
>all this butthurt envy

now we know why scandis are the biggest posters on 4chan per capita

>>79284364
Britain literally is a poverty ridden shithole, like 70% of the population can't afford to live and are in high consumer debt

Just vomited on the cat

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any barbie enthusiasts in

This account's Tweets are protected.

Only confirmed followers have access to @sara_davidson's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.

>>79284489
>any barbie enthusiasts in
NAH NOT A LITTLE GIRL 2BH

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

>>79284489
ofc

>>79284486
why

>>79284507
wahey

naught read a single post in this thread

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Here we are..........

>>79284510
For a laugh

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>>79284495
*tannoy sounds*

This is a customer and colleague announcement. Would Sara Davidson please report to the bogs.

That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.

Thank you.

*tannoy sounds again*

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>>79284477
>high consumer debt
extremely true

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cara

FEELING AWFULLY BLACK AND SASSY TODAY 2BH

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>>79284528
what kino is this

>>79284536
really need saras finger up my arsehole

>>79284481
post the other one

you know the one

4 more weeks of toil

THINK SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME SHOULD SEND TIM A NEW LAPTOP 2BH

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>>79284557
......... The lads.......

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interesting developments this month

>>79284495
what's aishas/rosies new twitters?

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lads and I

not memein, it's my birthday today
I'm 24, been on /brit/ since 2012 and 4chan since 2007

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>>79284351
Yeah it's on a Friday

personally think countries shouldn't involve themselves with countries on different continents
reverse monroe doctrine n all that

>>79284631
literal fucking school child

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>>79284617
>been on /brit/ since 2012 and 4chan since 2007
FUCK OF FNEWFAG

>>79284617
sad birthday

>>79284648
Fush n chups

>>79284617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVQMd5buCYk

remember this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0

>>79284664
hot

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Ah yes... European girls with no tits, bushy eyebrows, and horse faces... how beautiful...

*clears the danger*

>>79284668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAhHNCfA7NI

remember this song

>>79284692
what game is this

>>79284697
>>79284697
>>79284697
Here

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

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it was predestined
>>79284705

>>79284701
is google broken?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtHugtXVWlI

shitty mausu

>>79284701
Witcher 2

Which country is the most likely to exit the EU bloc after Britain?

Hungary?
Poland?
Ireland?
Netherlands?
Denmark?
Sweden?
Italy?

>>79284617
happy birthday x

KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING SCUMBAGS

https://twitter.com/stephbrock

>>79284713
fuck off early twat

>>79283818
rah my guy is tonk

>>79284648
I don't tell you how to fuck little kids so don't talk to me about my culture you literal fucking sheed

>>79284727
Italy, but it highly depends if their economy still stagnates and blacks keep on coming into their country

Poland and Hungary will never leave, too much euro funds keep flowing in.

>>79284772
Football is back
Later nerds

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>>79283823
>Pakis
>Human

just had a 2 hour nap