/brit/

caralad

>>79281233
That's not true though

Got the platinum trophy on Persona 5, took slightly over 1 month

Time to find a new distraction

I asked /m/ about cruise missles, they got mad

We in the Alt-Right support genuine Multiculturalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O1cmw8BeRk

This really roasted my peanuts

>ywn be a hot American chad conquering Japan and earning silly money streaming

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6y7cyh/jake_learns_to_kpop_dance/?st=j7dbu52v&sh=cf796eb0

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6u8sxi/17yo_japanese_girl_wants_jake_to_fuck_her/?st=j7dbu3s7&sh=3fe73cea

fucks sake

living at home for uni is tragic, feel sorry for the lads who made such a huge mistake, money comes and goes but once you've blown that chance you can never get it back.

>>79281266
yeah, the people are really running the show in venezuela. and everyone in soviet russia had SO much personal freedom

you domb underage paki loving spastic

>>79281251
fuck off mate i'm not buy grey goose, i managed to find on offer so it's like 12 pounds a bottle (70 cl) then 5 mixers as well).

>>79281265
yeh pretty much but dont think he is a fag so hopefully gona be ok not been to a party in like 3 years haha

>those lads by the last thread that wanked with mates
How does that even happen? Is it not awkward when you cum?

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more dead Yanks VERY soon lads :3

>>79281331
I think they were just lying for (You)s

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>>79281205
Hurricane Irma is heading right for me. A bit scared.

I love Aussie women, they sound like angels

>>79281328
sounds like you're being bamboozled

Just how desperate are the press to do a hatchet job on Rees-Mogg?

Tolerance, diversity and multiculturalism for all, except white male Christians

Met the gf and she broke up with me. Was as indifferent as I could be it all happened so fast

business idea: unironic pro-yank posting to irk rasheed

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>>79281306
/r/asianmasculinity on suicide watch

dont care

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>>79281341
Not a fan of this post.

>>79281352
Shoot it with your weapon of choice.

>>79281311
I lived on my own, it was heell

So lonely and bored

>>79281370
lol owned

tell me about kev

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best coloured man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

This is the strategy of racists.

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Getting a bit of evening coffee
I seem to be the only one here

>>79281363
what maeks you say that? I hope not. I mean if there isn't a party surely i will just turn around with my booze and leavea and justspend another night at home drinking by myself haha

>>79281365
it's not the press, it's the party. His meme status is threatening May's leadership so the press office ordered a hit on him to drown any chances of progression (not that he wants to be PM)

t. lobbyist with media contacts

Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, Angola, the USSR, Venezuela, North Korea and Maoist China

nice track record

>>79281341
alri there rasheed islamabad.

most of us dont celebrate the death of innocents. cultural differences i suppose. do enjoy watching muzzies get eviscerate by drone strikes on LL though

>>79281420

But he is better

>>79281424
literal nonce town

>>79281426
suppose ye

>>79281424
>ice and a straw in your coffee

mate..

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>It's a Jordi kino

Aurora boring Alice tonight lads. Expecting it to be shit and cucked by clouds t b h

>>79281439
You've been fooled by the right wing media

Think I found a couple of flea bites on my leg lads. Grim.

love cheeseburgers me

>>79281469
>straw
It's a spoon
And iced coffee is the standard here
Too hot for a hot coffee

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Why are there so many hurricanes

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Might go into more detail if any of you lads are interested but one night on a sleepover when I was in year 11 my best mate and i (16) were talking all night. He asked me to keep a secret which he knew i wouldnt like, told me had been in a "relationship" with my dad for the last 8 months. It was like getting punched in the stomach. I knew my friend was gay, I still wasnt sure what I was. But knowing they had been carrying on behind my back really upset me. It was all one sided, my friend would suck his cock whenever my dad needed relief. Sometimes on sleepovers they would wait til I was asleep and my friend would go into my dads room. Explained why he wanted to come over so often I suppose and why my dad always agreed to it.

I started thinking it wasnt true and accused him of being a fantasist. He set up for me to watch them without my dads knowledge.

Whole mess of feelings watching two people you trusted having sex, especially when one is your own father. Made it a thing for a while where my friend would let me know shit was going to go down, I would hide and watch and couldn't look away. Still freaks me out. Ended up doing shit with my friend but realised I didn't like him as a person for ruining my family. He stopped coming round when my dad started shagging a divorced woman. He still doesn't know I know his secret gay period. Thank fuck he'll never know.

fave movies?
for me its the nutty professor 2: the klumps

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>>79281490
mmmmhm

>>79281478
No such thing

>>79281510
g*d is angry at the yanks for electing drumpf

it is only by reading that you can become a better writer, thoughts?

>>79281424
What is it with gooks and neon

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>>79281490
Good man. I sure hope you aren't being ironically pro-American to anger brownies.

look at the fat yank

mesmerizing

>>79281420

Why would you pick the pocket of the lowest white man? He doesn't have anything in his pockets.

If you're going to pick pockets, pick the pocket of the best coloured man. At least that makes sense.

>>79281514
surprisingly decent story desu

>>79281520
Five Guys?

>>79281514
g-go on...

>>79281519
Nutty president 2: the drumpfs! Hahaha

>>79281524
nah
Reading teaches you nothing about poetic and literary techniques

>>79281560
Ooo yes please :3

>>79281429
>>79281473
Her tits are awful

>>79281560
In-N-Out, better quality and better tasting imho

>>79281524
You have to write everyday

>>79281514
that'll fuck you up right

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>Beria's sexually predatory nature was well-known to the Politburo, and though Stalin took an indulgent viewpoint (considering Beria's wartime importance), he said, "I don't trust Beria." In one instance when Stalin learned his daughter was alone with Beria at his house, he telephoned her and told her to leave immediately. When Beria complimented Alexander Poskrebyshev's daughter on her beauty, Poskrebyshev quickly pulled her aside and instructed her, "Don't ever accept a lift from Beria."[48] After taking an interest in Marshal Kliment Voroshilov's daughter-in-law during a party at their summer dacha, Beria shadowed their car closely all the way back to the Kremlin terrifying Voroshilov's wife.

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Scousers on suicide watch right now

literally just browse all day

have a srs problem

>>79281635
More like Liverpoop haha

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Genuinely hate it when non-Anglo cunts male fun of the USA. Uncivilized rump states drowning in third world refugees dare to insult the only world superpower. We produce all the art and culture for the world. You eat our food, wear our clothes, listen to our music, follow our politics, worship our celebrities... You're insects beneath us. Anglo countries get a free pass because they're our respected influencers and allies.

>>79281564
>>1603735
> sunday 830am
> sleepover morning friend Jason and I are awake already just talking
> I'm in my bed he's on the spare bed
> his phone goes off
> 'its your dad anon asking if the coast is clear'
> he texts back something like 'yep, he's fast asleep, b there in cpl mins'
> jason says he will leave my dads bedroom door open a little, If I want i can watch shit from the hallway
> he fucks off and I stay in my room a few minutes debating to myself
> kinda keen to see but also don't wanna as well because, its crossing a line seeing your dad and best friend having sex, especially when your dad has no idea he's being watched
> I man up and creep down the hallway
> bedroom door open about 3"
> fuck, that's graphic
> wtf am I even looking at?
> my dad is lying on his bed, can see his body from his chest down. Can't see his shoulders or face. He's naked, completely fucking naked lying on his back, and he's got a hard on.
> Jason is on his knees on the floor on the other side of the bed, he's alongside my dad and facing the door
> and he's sucking cock
> I've never seen any sex IRL before, so this is a shock. Its even wierder to see these two people having sex.
> its hot, so hot to see Jason slurping away, but that's my dads dick. Its so wrong
> jase looks up towards the door and we make eye contact
> he keeps on at it
> just has his lips wrapped around this cock and is bobbing his head up and down
> occasionally dad makes a noise or moves his legs but not much changes.
> for a couple minutes I'm just watching this show.

autismo here, if I'm having breakfast at a cafe and its table service, how do I pay?
leave the money on the table at the end?

>>79281628
must be distantly related to thailad

>>79281490
I'll gladly pay you tuseday for a hamburger today

>>79281668
> am getting hard, can't help it
> Jason's got his eyes closed mostly one hand wrapped around balls and base of his dick, the other is rubbing dads stomach and chest
> I think I've had enough, feel a bit sick and I wanna go but I cant
> things start heating up, dads moving a bit obviously getting more excited
> Jason gets up on the bed, kneeling in between his legs
> keeps sucking while rubbing up and down my dads thighs
> one of dads hands grabs his own dick and the other one strokes Jason's hair
> hear him groan a bit and his legs stretch out
> Jason keeps on his dick, things are moving fast, I hear a big grunt, never heard anything like that come from my father before
> its obvious he's cumming
> my friends mouth stays attached to the end of his dick. He's taking it all in.
> dad stretches out and relaxes, Jason is still sucking. Then takes his mouth off and gives his dick a few licks and kisses his abdomen
> rests his head there and looks right at me, smiles
> I nope the fuck out of there. This is too bizarre and I honestly did like it. Seemed like a real betrayal from both of them
> quietly hurry back to my room
> jump back to bed and fap one out. One of the wierdest caps ever thinking about sucking my dads dick. Feel so disgusted with myself
> Jason walks in two minutes later, asks me what I thought
> told him I'm not in the mood for talking
> mfw 30 minutes later we are all at the table eating a cooked breakfast
> dads his normal everyday self, has no fucking idea I've watched him blow a load down my friends throat
> they're both chill AF, I go back to bed and spend the next month in a depression because, one I'm 16, and two I have no idea how to deal with this

business idea: nip to sainsburys and eat an Angel Cake

>>79281673

If it's a cafe I'd go up to the counter. Although cafes usually take your money in advance.

If there's a waitress/male waitress try and catch her eye and tell her you're done and ask how to pay.

The Khmer Rouge sounds like a daedric cult in Morrowind

>>79281529
Idk but it's comfy
This whole country feels like cyberpunk meets the Wild West but in the jungle

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>>79281514

>the city of liverpoop

>>79281704
bit gay

I've never told anyone this story before lads.
But on my16th birthday when my mate was in the shower I asked my friend's mum for a kiss as a birthday present as a joke and she actually did it.
I was only expecting it on the lips but she put her tongue in my mouth.
She then started to put her hand down my underwear and stroke my cock but my friend got out of the shower.
She did the same thing on my 18th birthday but that time we actually had sex.

DA TING GOES SKKKKRRRRAAAAAAAAAA

PA PA KA KA KA

>>79281673
walk up to the counter and ask for the manager x

Love free trade
Love free movement of people
Hate communists and fascists

>>79281737
haha yeah and drumpf is like Voldemort

>>79281514
wow and i thought i had it bad
mad

when the Brit says "jump", the yank says "how high?"

>>79281765

Was she fit?

liverPOO

>>79281765
Prove it

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howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJhf3qDdgsY

>>79281341

America is the GOAT country though

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>I've never told anyone this story before lads.
>But on my16th birthday when my mate was in the shower I asked my friend's mum for a kiss as a birthday present as a joke and she actually did it.
>I was only expecting it on the lips but she put her tongue in my mouth.
>She then started to put her hand down my underwear and stroke my cock but my friend got out of the shower.
>She did the same thing on my 18th birthday but that time we actually had sex.

LiverSHITE

>>79281568
loooooooooooooool

79281765
don't believe this one bit you little gobshite

>>79281766
DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF

PRIIT PAP PAP PAP

>>79281772

Hilary = Harry
Elizabeth Warren = Hermione
Bernie Sanders = Ron

>>79281792
How high?

lads I was raped before, two men grabbed and squeezed my shoulder and cat whistled at me not even memeing

GOAL - Manchester City 5-0 Liverpool
Leroy Sane
The pick of the bunch! An absolute beauty from Leroy Sane as he makes a point from the bench with his second goal of the day.

Kyle Walker finds him in space maybe 25 yards out, he take a look and bends a left-footed curler right into the top corner

>>79281341
What kind of a sad cunt do you have to be to post something like this

>>79281881
I hope they pozzed your neg hole, you fucking ape

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

dunno how anyone likes south park or the simpsons.
rick and morty is the only good cartoon i cant wait until the next episode, 2 weeks to go reeeeeeeeeee

I'm doing fine enough to know that everyone's a little broken, fine enough to learn that hearts are best when they're wide open

any bournemouth v arsenal man in

did you see that ludicrous display just then?

got a willy

i've got the knack
the knack, for crack

>>79281926
need a deranged gf like this

>>79281344
not at all mate, it was in a tent. one time we humped eachother in sleeping bags
>>79281331
no mate you just don't look at eachother
not gay btw just experimenting

>>79281948
So do I

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>>79281908

SEE YOUR GIRL IN THE PARK

THAT GIRL IS A UCKERZ

christ celts are so obnoxious

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remember when I was raped by a girl at uni

she got drunk at a party then when she got back to her flat (first year uni halls) she told me to come over and I did, then I went round and she was smashed and I was only slightly drunk. We sat on her bed for ages then I got up to leave cos I knew that trying to fuck her would be wrong in her current state. I got up and stood at the foot of the bed and she got up and pushed me back onto it, straddled me, took her top off and started snogging me while dry humping me

couldn't get it up though but still till everyone I was raped

>>79281926
pengest picture ive seen all month

>>79281950
the knack for sack more like, poof

feeling tired (fatty gay in french)

>>79281966
ok

>>79281926
beautiful soft skin

>Jurgen Klopp offers a handshake to the referee, who doesn't seem to see him and Klopp then retracts it and strides off to the away end

PLEASE DON'T PULL ME OUT
this is how i would want to go

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1/3

Reminder that all pedophiles are gay

>" 86 percent of pedophiles described themselves as homosexual"
http://www.wnd.com/2002/04/13722/

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2/3

why the fuck is my electrics company doing broadband

>>79282022
nice reddit image

>>79282021
>pedophile
>all
>86%

hmmmmm

Feels good knowing that i'm INFINTELY more wise than all these student runts posting here today

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3/3

ta-ra lads

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>>79282061

>>79282051
Money

>>96

>>79282066
>described themselves

the rest of them just didn't describe themselves that way. gays are always sexually degenerate as fuck stands to reason they make up the vast majority of pedos

you're a fuckhead

not gay but I can respect large, potent cums

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1504948278292.webm

why doesn't anyone post rosy and/or aisha anymore. surely there are new images

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>>79282118
>that pickle rick

>>79282131
he's clearly just weeing

need more vallies for the comedown REEE

>>79282143
Peng

>>79282066
>what is a figure of speech

business idea: a gf who looks like a bf who looks like a gf

cuba utterly B T F O

https://www.windy.com/?23.039,-78.552,6

>this lad utterly obsessed with benders being paedos

>>79282131
i definitely could cum that much if i didnt wank for like a week

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>>79282178
it's a man

>>79282143
looks like my polish ex

got that london look lads

I'm convinced all gays are nonces after reading this
>>79282021


also the fact they are all into twinks

>>79282118
lmao

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>79282214
Even better

100% of drumpfs are white

>>79282220
niiiiice

thoughts?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504690271546.webm

>>79282234
he just wants to see Buzz's instagram

>>79282196
hes right though and i think theres two of them

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still cant get over it lads ;_;

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>Poort Badelaide

love shagging femboys and twinks. not a nonce, just like how feminine they look, simple as

>>79282080
nice reddit image

>>79282263
would

>>79282234
looks like he's about to shit himself, panic attack from weed horrible, horrible feeling

>>79282263
all her best scenes are with black men so I dunno I guess she just enjoys them more

>>79282263
post-wall

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>>79282299
dont rate AFL

>>79282263
literal 4/10, I've banged far hotter ive shagged a bird with z tots

im so baist

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have we reached a cultural peak?

>>79282263
hello nigger

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the tumblr gf

>that one overconfident cringelord fat twat on Come Dine With Me who makes unfunny jokes and dominates all the conversation

HATE these episodes

>>79282080
>please delete!!!!
Screeching

>>79282303
most definitely are mate. all gays are nonces
>>79282368
shittest gimmick ever

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Gonna buy this, lads

http://www.coys.co.uk/cars/1936-bentley-royce-8-litre-v12-supercharged-special

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need some extreme thoughts on this one

>>79282405
I'm definitely not a nonce mate, just like shagging tight hairless bumholes

>>79282080
fucking absolutely howling love it when sluts get shamed

>>79282415
if you think that's a lot of money to buy it wait till you see the running costs. I knew a lad with a vintage ferrari cost him as much as he boguht the car for after just 2 years of running it for repairs and shit

>>79282303
denialist nonce

>>79282421
grim

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are blacks inherently violent?

*laughs at you, not with you*

>>79282370
I believe that's Tinze of Twerking with Tinze

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504702083670.webm

She really did have the best ass in all of porn

>>79282080
>this guy means so much to me that I am willing to cheat on him to get a photo of me topless taken down
women in a nutshell

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>>79282451
if you don't want to shag this lad you're the nonce

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love spoilt upperclassers

>>79282080
based kirill

>>79282421
interesting take on infantilism

reminder the guy saying all gays are nonces is probably a rasheed from a paki noncing gang who loves muhammad who was king nonce

>>79282467
>ass
what fucking Bong uses this word. Fucking toxic Americanised cunt

http://londoncanals.uk/2010/03/07/basingstoke-13/

Why doesnt all of Britain look like this

>>79282497
>if you dont want to shag people that look like children you are a nonce

ah yes, bender nonce logic and justifications

>>79282080
>ill suck your dick if you do X
do women do this a lot? I bet they don't, must be nice to suck a dick to get what you want

>>79282504
So gays can't be nonces cos pakis are nonces?

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>>79281306

DELETE THIS NOW

>>79282497
'once
also he's a fat cunt

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hmmmm....

>>79282558
never implied that. just affirmed pakis are also nonces, and more organized about it. they pretty much worship a nonce, and all men strive to be as much like a nonce as they can

What kind of runt actually subscribes to conspiracies about the moon landing, diana, JFK, 9/11 etc? Howling

>>79282504
theres two of us sweetie and you seem butthurt at statistics
>>79282544
>>79282578

>>79282460
did he get a red for this?

(I don't get sports channels)

>>79282597
Pakis are nonces, you're right
Gays are nonces too.

>>79282590
>gay women look better than straight women
REEEEE

jfk didn't act alone

Princess Diana snorted coke off of a shitskins cock lol

>>79282467
dont rate her

>>79282590

Lesbian at work is so fucking fit. Her skin and hair are flawless. She touched me yesterday and I blushed

>>79282638
plev

>durrrrr because most paedophiles are gay, it MUST mean that all gays are peadophiles

how much of a drooling retard do you have to be

>>79282590
why do gays look like they have down syndrome?

>>79282634

who hasn't

Why do gays get so upset?

>>79282663
t. bent nonce

>>79282080
>I'm still your slut but I can't have the whole world knowing
not bad

>>79282663
>this butthurt
truth hurts ahaha

>>79282650
Turn her straight

>>79282663
t. gay paki child sex offender

>>79282678
>>79282691
I'm straight
I just think you're being retarded

tfw no gf

>>79282712
>I'm straight

straight up a lads shitter?

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>I'm straight

gays are disgusting creatures, imagine smelling like shit and cum
they're all meth using degenerate nonces with STDs and will get aids in their lifetime this is a fact
there is actually a fetish in the gay world where they try and get HIV. bunch of degenerate perverts
>>79282712
sure you are

just won a game of pubg lads

beer lads? anyone for a beer?

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>gen z is 50% mentally ill pedophiles

Gender is a social construct

>>79282733
hahah nice one mate

will sort my life out when im 30

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DONT KNOW WHY MY EX CALLING

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>>79282719

>>79282693

that's the stuff dreams are made of

>>79282759
aka anime fascists

>>79282744
>>79282733
why would I lie about my sexuality on the internet?
stop being dumb

I agree with the anons saying gays are all nonces.
they're disgusting perverts, the probabilities are extremely high just look at how fucked their fetishes are

>>79282798
so people don't realise you're a gay nonce

can't fool me mate

BEEN HAVING HICCUPS ALL FUCKING DAY AND IT'S DOING MY ABSOLUTE NUT IN

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Is it sad to still be going to clubs when you're 20?

everyone who watches anime is a pedo

going to nonce the bf later lads

>>79282798
don't care, nonce.

OH JEREMY CORBYN
OH JEREMY CORBYN
OH JEREMY CORBYN

Is it gay to shake hands with another man?

Watching K-On!

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Alright lads
Gonna steam for a bit before the masseuse gets here

My Mum is 48 and still goes clubbing, literally nothing wrong with it.
Grow up.

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drove off from the garage without paying earlier

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>>79282848
YOU SEEN BAKU-ON LAD? IT'S LIKE K-ON BUT WITH BIKES.

>>79282847
yes it is you filthy nonce. if your skin has ever made contact with another man you're a paedo desu

is it gay to let a man cut your hair?

lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFvZ4TwfpHU&t=183s

>>79282847
no. but it is gay to shake hands with a gay man. his hand has probably been in another mans (or childs) arse within the last 24 hours of you shaking it.

>>79282851
Looks grim

>>79282398
Remember one time some autist who thought he was the bees knees brought a pint of milk instead of wine

check out my post lads >>79282902

loads of people have shook my hand and they have no idea about all the times i've accidentally got poo on it

>>79282750
>emergency and i
>lonesome crowded west
>the bends
>hospice
>soft bulletin
>bad

everyone point and laugh at this runt

could do with an early nu, not dropping belters in the final 25

>watching come dine with me
third eye status: entombed

what do you call a fit bird?

a penguin

>POONMOUTH

Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love feminsism
Love women
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love muslims
Love buddhists
Love hindus
Love jains
Love atheists
Love jews
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love music fans
Love thug culture
Love physical weakness
Love the blind
Love the disabled
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love MILF fetishism
Love incest
Love feet
Love intercrural sex
Love birdwatching
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love men shaking other mens hands
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love spiders
Love octopi
Love slugs
Love punching nazis
Love love

>>79282934
thats alright lad. accidents happen, we cant account for them. wouldn't willingly shake hands with someone who i know intentionally puts his digits up other males arses though. could be part of his sick degenerate fetish for all i know.

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JUST

>>79282750
chocolate wheelchair is fun

doll doll doll is my fav VS album though

>>79282922
hello nigger

might put on some gay porn and nonce myself silly

>>79282934
white people don't wash their hands after they use the toilet

>>79282966
Watching come dine with me is considered incredibly cultured up North.

unironically gotten hard from shaking a girls hand numerous times

>>79283018
there's literally no need, your hand never comes into contact with any poo

>>79283018
I do. every time without fail.
>>79283035
putrid animal.

>>79283056
Rasheed

>>79282984
aBHORRENT POST

How long until the left normalises pedos?
They already sort of have by normalising gays.

dont wash my hands at home, but out and about i do

poo is always though

>>79283085
>>79283085
>>79283085
New

>>79283079
you're the rasheed. arabs and indians often wipe their arse with their hand and smear it on the nearest surface. as a white british citizen of the first world I employ very scrupulous hygeine standards. filthy fucking bog rat