/brit/

Oh just remembered another sex story. I got a random boner at a club while kissing a girl and she whipped my cock out and started grinding on it in front of everyone, i spunked down her leg and she cleaned it with her hand and licked it in front of me then went and snogged her mate.
took them into the boys toilets and shagged them silly until the bouncers came in and grabbed me while my dick was in one of them

Listen

Look

any lyrica man in

tramadol

how many shots does it take to make my heart stop and my body start to shake?

>>79279553
shag a book

all this has made me think
yesterday i went to a restaurant and the female waitress comped me a free drink for no reason

do you think she liked me?
im gay so im v bad at noticimg these things

did the coon talk fast?

What are the worst storms you brits get?

Florida anon here bunkering down.

It was all a dream.

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>Oh just remembered another sex story. I got a random boner at a club while kissing a girl and she whipped my cock out and started grinding on it in front of everyone, i spunked down her leg and she cleaned it with her hand and licked it in front of me then went and snogged her mate.
>took them into the boys toilets and shagged them silly until the bouncers came in and grabbed me while my dick was in one of them

Why do seemingly normal, intelligent folk resort to fucking stupid comparisons when they try to make a point about things they don't like?

>'These stages that Trump is going through in the United States and the stirring of racial hatred … a kind of burning of the books as he attacks, as he declares real news as fake news, the law becomes fake news, everything becomes fake news.

>'I think of all things that were happening across Europe in the 1930s, in Spain, in Japan, obviously in Germany. To me, these are absolutely comparable signs of the rise of fascism and it’s contagious, it’s infectious. Fascism is up and running in Poland and Hungary. There’s an encouragement about.'

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/07/john-le-carre-on-trump-something-truly-seriously-bad-is-happening

can't wait for all the lads just going to uni now to be posting in 3 months time about how depressed they are, how they never made any mades and how they can't go in the kitchen because their flatmates are in there

same thing happens every year and i still laugh every time

>eat almost raw "free range" egg yesterday
>severe salmonella poisioning now

yeah that was not a good idea

think the lad i was bumming might be a bender, tried to kiss me last time

>mane

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>>79279588
my view rn

>>79279581
it's called customer service you dumb twat

>>79279598
the guardian is left wing bollocks

>>79279598
What's the problem?

>>79279588
hope irma bums you up the arse real good

>>79279608
lol why was he sent off?

>>79279521
christ sounds edgy

>>79279588
once had one that knocked my bin down, that was fucking mental
>>79279620
guardian is right wing though, quite traditional

>>79279602
>how they can't go in the kitchen because their flatmates are in there
creasing

staying at home for uni
good or bad?

>>79279588
Nothing comparable to what the US and Caribbean get.

Think the worst I encountered blew a TV aerial off the roof and disrupted a potted plant.

wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIXvpjnRws

>>79279638
fucked it

>>79279602
you sound really vengeful and bitter. were you that guy every uni talks about, how he was a bit too friendly with people at clubs and ended up getting spiked and raped in his dorm

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>I believe in evoloution

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HELLO
i am the Tale-Teller, and I deal in stories.

Do you have any tales to trade? For every story you tell me I will trade you one in return.

>>79279638
bad

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Is Kidulthood the best piece of cinematic art that will ever come out of the United Kingdom?

>>79279628
karate kicked the goalkeeper in the head

>>79279603
doubt it

off to see Jacuzzi Boys play in a minute lads

>>79279620
Yes, but they're simply reporting le Carre's comments. Would you rather I post another source covering the same fucking story?

>>79279638
staying in £130 p/w accommodation so enjoy the money you'll save

any hannah diamond man in? genius tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flgWCAaq4oI

how do you not believe in evolution? it's basically not even a theory at this point

>>79279660
if you haven't seen the exact posts i'm talking about you've been on /brit/ for less than a few months, jog on new twat

>>79279660
da fuck never had someone like that at either uni i went to

>>79279598
funny thing about the whole fake news debacle is that CNN coined the term after the election saying far right fake news on facebook was making people vote trump
but then donny started saying CNN was fake news so now CNN backpedaled and pretend trump made it up

>>79279631
right wing != traditional

I hate it when the bags for natural waste go flying everywhere.

HAPPINESS IS EASY

>>79279664
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.

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>lol china's one-party """""""democracy"""""""
ah, yes, japan's """""""multi-party""""""" democracy

>>79279664
paid a prostitute to eat my poo before and let me pee on her

>>79279703
(LITTLE SHIPS OF GALILEE)

>>79279691
you sound like the new one

>>79279638
may as well not bother

uni isn't just about learning your subject it's about learning to be independent

>>79279638
complete mistake seriously halls are the best

>>79279689
its literally been observed in real time. only imbeciles refute it.

hate when news sites post clearly biased articles and disable user comments

obviously trying to push an agenda

>>79279686
getting a £6k loan for staying at home lol

>>79279687
thoughts on her new stuff?

>>79279727
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/flatmates%20kitchen/

mong

>>79279638
watch fresh meat and you'll realise what you're potentially missing out on

>>79279676

Let me come to your house and shit in your toilet then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYQ19NfCuM

I think tim's phone's breaking now?

>>79279638
well, only a fucking monumental loser would consider doing such a thing so its probably for the best as you wouldn't make any friends in hall so you'd be miserable for 3 years.

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>>79279687
want to drink a vimto with her

>>79279749
better 2bh but she needs to hurry up and release an album

Ahh yes let me voluntarily pay £27,000 for a piece of paper.

>point of uni is to get a good job
>get a good enough job, have to pay your debt back
>don't get a good enough job, waste of uni, always have debt hanging over you

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>>79279746
y?

fuck pc music

>going to uni whilst living at home

Isnt that basically a 3 year extension of sixth form

>don't browse /brit/ for every waking second
>get accused of being a newtwat by the sadcases who browse /brit/ 24/7

hmm

Well lads, I'm off to accommodation now, have fun

>>79279779
point of uni is to have an advantage in a highly competitive job market

simple as

>>79279704
An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your *third* wish. What will it be?'
'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'
'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'
'All right,' said the man, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am.'
'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

>>79279779
dont have qualifications or a degree have literally always lied about them at interviews

>>79279779
i didnt pay a penny for my degree ;)

got a good job lined up before i graduated ;)

>>79279779
>muh student debt

it's not even real debt
it's essentially a tax
it's a non-issue

>>79279789
low household income

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>Ahh yes let me voluntarily pay £27,000 for a piece of paper.
>
>>point of uni is to get a good job
>>get a good enough job, have to pay your debt back
>>don't get a good enough job, waste of uni, always have debt hanging over you

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the domicile

>>79279638
Good. Just look at the fucking toxic Deano cunts on here who think they're mature and experienced for staying in a glorified hostel with other mouth breathing retards,

>>79279779
if u're going to uni to get a good job unless u are doing like medicien or law you are wasting your FUCKING TIME. People go to uni because they still need transition between kid and adult adn they want to practice social skills and make new friends, that's what you learn at uni now how to get a fucking good job

I get paid 32k a year and struggle to pay rent and bills 2bh this country has gone to the dogs

>>79279831
a tax that us scottish lads don't have to pay LOL

>>79279763
he's gona have a meltdown soon

>>79279838

You live in a multistory carpark?

>>79279838
what are you in for?

>>79279838
brutalism > all other architectural aesthetic

>>79279723
Once, a large village was struck by a terrible drought. A farmer journeyed to the Worshipping Stone, a local religious idol, and implored it as to the cause of the drought. He asked the Stone why it did nothing when the fields were parched and dying, why the animals and the people suffered while the Stone did not a thing. 'Have we not given enough offerings?' the farmer asked, begging almost upon his hands and needs. But the Stone did not respond; it merely sat, and cast its shadow.

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>>79279753
>watching channel 4

>>79279856
kek'd

>>79279848
I get paid 22k and I live with my mum who doesn't charge me anything

might buy my own house within a decade

>>79279638
what i do cos i dont need to/cant afford to move out

hate living with parents but would probably hate living with normies too

gf and I have a combined salary of £32k

I earn £32k p/a and my gf doesn't exist

>>79279854
he's been having a breakdown for nearly a month

>>79279847
you have to attend university to get my job. feels good being a qualified and registered professional.
that plus being middle class and white puts me well ahead of most of the country.

>>79279847
Yes, basically a finishing school for fucking cretins who have struggled to grow up

>>79279877
what's your favourite film lad?

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>>79279856
a converted carpark might be pretty cool
especially an underground one

idk why underground living has never taken off

>>79279638
thats what I'm doing
but then again I live near my uni so moving out would be pointless

>>79279902
He's been having a breakdown for about a year if not longer

is the irish anon here that was doing his leaving cert? wonder how he got on desu

just reloaded this absolute wobbler

house is being shaken to its foundations

https://youtu.be/2gmiSPMHrWQ

>DUDE I STAYED IN HALLS AND HAD LE EPIC EXEPRIENCES I'M SO MATURE EPIC BRO XDDD

>meanwhile, if you stayed at home you could have saved your entire £20-30k maintenance loans and put down a deposit on a house when you graduate

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

knew a lad who got a loan for uni, then fucked off abroad and never came back

zach you here mate? stop appearing offline

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end of simple as

>>79279933
he calmed down a bit when he moved out of spracklen house

weird how Ireland is literally right next to us and I know pretty much nothing about it or what goes on there. They even speak the same language and all.

Just look at this specimen
>>79279941
No idea what he's up to, what he does in his life. What does he even look like? What's it like where he lives? Who knows. May as well be an alien.

>Black : real pure-blooded Homo sapiens
>White : Homo Sapiens + Neanderthals mixed
>Asian : Homo Sapiens + Denisovan mixed

hmmmmmm

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Any Rising Storm 2: Vietnam man in?

you definitely do need a degree now to get a decent job, but its basically a formality at this point.

besides this, does anyone really feel like they got their money's worth out of the education? I definitely didn't. maybe post-grad might be more intensive and meaningful but idk.
the whole thing was just really dreary and felt like a waste

>>79279977
i guess pure humans are pretty shit then

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>>79279972
i assume this is him
he posted it before then deleted it

>>79279977
Asians have neanderthal as well

>liverpoop

>>79279999
didnt pay anything for mine

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>white people full of self hatred are literally defending this

>>79280034
you paid with your time and effort
did you feel all that time and endless busywork was really worth it?

>>79280046
oh my fucking days

I support liverpool but that's fucking retarded

>>79280046
thats a red

>>79280065
yes because i have a job that will never be redundant and a job i can do in any country with a functioning health care system.

Any /grimes/ man in?
why's she so cute brehs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ako3beDuaO0

>>79280088
Good for you. Would suck you off for Quavers

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still freaks my nut out

THE MAN KICKED THE BALL AND THEN KICKED IT TO ANOTHER MAN

>>79280088
that's not what I said
I'm aware of the bureaucratic necessity for schooling and that you do learn necessary skills, but do you feel that what you learned was at all substantial compared to the years of effort spent there?

Can't go into the kitchen my flat mates are there

>>79280107
no
fuck off, shit taste

in the park. some idiot started playing rap on his speakers now everyone has left

>>79280134
chernobyl?

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>Any /grimes/ man in?
>why's she so cute brehs?

>>79280134
imagine all the corpses under it

>>79280169
There's one there

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Sister sent me this

>>79280046
soccer is a pussy sport
in a GAA match you'd get a pat on the back for showing such passion to win the ball

>>79279835

it's not real debt

i have literally £27k of debt and it doesn't bother me at all

>>79280139
wouldn't be able to learn it anywhere else so yes. plus its a job that is an objective benefit for humanity. nor is it focused around making money for rich people. dont sit in an office all day killing myself through poor posture either.

>>79279947

go to halls, you can buy a house whenever, but you can only get the true uni experience when you're young.

>>79280186
ah yes
sexual liberation

>>79280019
looks about 12

>>79280218
>le true uni experience

what getting blackout drunk with a bunch of deanos? haha no thanks sweetie xxx

>>79280134
weird, i don't see any plane wings
proof of holograms found?

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>>79280147
post music you like then and encourage me to listen to good music
>i dont like it because its popular

>>79280218
possibly the stupidest thing I've ever read on /brit/
get some cop on you gobshite

>>79280244
good lord shes ugly

>>79280186
wew led

it's raining VERY hard outside

>>79280134
What video-game is that lad? Is it any good?
>>79280163
Hurr I'm not going to recommend you music because I'm a hipster and know you'll laugh at me: the post

>>79280244
been listening to this a lot recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doGecm6xyOc

paying thousands of pounds to live in a small room for three years living like shite getting pissed every night with a bunch of other literal teenagers does not make you mature. Your quality of life at home would be much better. Think of all the sensible things you could do with the money you saved off your loan if you stayed at home

~the true uni experience~

if you say people who go to uni for the ~uni experience~ are a huge part of the problem
they're not going for a degree, they're not going for the learning, they're just going to get drunk for 3 years

selfish student twats fuck off

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>>79280134

the twin towers were held together by a handful of tiny bolts. it's no surprise the towers behaved like a liquid during collapse.

good budget gym shoes?

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>>79280240

you ever notice how yanks like about 25 when they're 18
whats that about

gona record myself playing guitar terribly in my pants

thoughts?

>>79280252
bender. she's not amazing but she's defo not ugly
>>79280270
boring trash

>>79279545
>Jay.jpg

mad how many lads in /brit/ were too stupid to get into uni

type of specimens who did BTEC bricklaying and tried to convince everyone it was the equivalent of an A-level

>>79280211
but that's just your job, and again not what I mean.
did you never feel the tedium and think your time there could have been spent more efficiently if the school was concerned about that?
idk maybe its different in European schools compared to American ones where they make you dance around like a circus clown before you can get any real useful knowledge

>>79280284
nice agenda, no one even talked about a conspiracy here. shill

>>79280291
>boring trash
so you listened to that whole 1 hour 7 minute album in less than a minute then?

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>paying thousands of pounds to live in a small room for three years living like shite getting pissed every night with a bunch of other literal teenagers does not make you mature. Your quality of life at home would be much better. Think of all the sensible things you could do with the money you saved off your loan if you stayed at home

uni is the best time of your life, wasting that living at home is tragic

>>79280317
mate it sounds like it was made on those old sony erikson phones give me some guitar music

nice filename you fucking faggot

Only live about 10 minutes from where I went to uni. Yet everyone said I should move out and have the "uni experience"

Ah yes I'll just go 10k in debt for student housing when I live 10 minutes away

>>79280314

but the bong down you schizoid waster

What's the most girls you've shagged lads?
89 here. Shagged 14 already these past two months

>>79280364
yeah same

>>79280359
>B-BUT THE BANTER AND SLAGS!!! UNI HALLS!!!!!!!

>>79280360
Seems like you're the paranoid one assuming that I believe in the conspiracy. I'm just pointing out you came out of the blue with something no one was talking about lol. Forget your tinfoil hat?

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>so what halls are you in?
>oh actually I still live with my mum
>oh, err... I think I see my friends -have a good night

>>79280359

ITS
NOT
REAL
DEBT

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bash the fash

>>79280370
sounds great, I'm an autist and I am jealous of people that got to experience that. you must be lonely and working class that parents couldn't afford it
>>79280399
literally is, deluded

doing a listen to the ramones

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>be fake blonde
>get called blonde by everybody

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Massive salmonella diarrhea coming on again

>>79280341
maybe listen to the album before developing an opinion in it?

got to admit that I do find these plastic slags VERY cute

fully aware that these specimens have been engineered specifically for this purpose but I don't care


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtHugtXVWlI&feature=youtu.be

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ABLBLBUBUBU SUTDENT DEBTTTS IS REAL DEBTYSSS HAHAHA YOU'RE DELUDETED

>>79280384

you were spamming conspiracy shite here yesterday though

do you lads ever do 'straightness tests' to check your sexuality?

>>79280413
>Only young retarded people and single mothers who vote labour want communism

Makes sense. The demographics get wiser the further down the poll you go.

>>79280413
>one murderous ideology
>or one murderous ideology that killed jews
hmm I wonder.
>>79280429
don't like that type of music, sorry mate. listened to too much of it in the past
>>79280444
I literally wasn't here yesterday... I was out go-karting and then at the pub. I wasn't the guy that posted that pic.
Paranoid as fuck you are accusing people of all sorts haha

>>79280416

It's not real debt, no bailiff will ever come round to collect it, it doesn't influence your credit score, payment is income dependent and it gets wiped after 30 years. It's a tax.

>he fell for the uni meme

guffawing

>>79280364
FACT: over three million men in this country have slept with ten or more women. And do they all look like Richard Gere? Are they all as rich as Croesus, as charming as Clark Gable, as preposterously endowed as Errol Flynn, as witty as Clive James? Nope. it's nothing to do with any of that. Maybe half a dozen of that three million have one or more of these attributes, but that still leaves... well, three million, give or take half a dozen. And they're just blokes. We're just blokes, because I, even I, am a member of the exclusive three million club. ten is not so many if you're unmarried and in your mid-thirties. Ten partners in a couple of decades of sexual activity is actually pretty feeble, if you think about it: one partner every two years, and if any of those partners was a one-night stand, and that one-night stand came in the middle of a two-year drought, then you're not in trouble exactly, but you're hardly the Number One Lurve Man in your particular postal district. Ten isn't a lot, not for the thirtysomething bachelor. Twenty isn't a lot, if you look at it that way. Anything over thirty, I reckon, and you're entitled to appear on an Oprah about promiscuity. I've had seventeen "lovers". How do I do it? I wear bad jumpers, I give my ex-girlfriends a hard time, I'm grumpy, I'm skint, I hang out with morons, and so on, and yet I've slept with seventeen women. You want to know how it comes about? I ask questions. That's it. That's my secret. If someone wanted to know how to get off with seventeen women, or more, no less, that's what I'd tell them: ask questions. It works precisely because that isn't how you're supposed to do it, if you listen to the collective male wisdom. There are still enough of the old-style, big gobbed, self-opinionated egomaniacs to make someone like me appear refreshingly different. One woman I've been with has even said something along those lines to me.

>>79280413
But communism is a form of fascism.

>>79280460
no because I'm not insecure about my sexuality

business idea : plur police

>>79280440
I really like the idea of specially engineered pop star sluts
when genetic engineering takes off they will reach absolute perfection, designed to please all the senses

>>79280460

What, like having sex with a woman?

>>79280490
No one understands what communism is

>>79280413

Me in the Lib Dem fascism 5%

>>79280285
Merrell trail gloves

>Communism is good in theory

t. runts that don't have a clue what it is

did too much coke had to get out the benzos

>>79280525
care you explain I always thought that the idea is nice just not realistic

>>79280413
why would you not choose fascism unless you're a foreigner. Life would be dandy for you if you where british

tbf every lad has wanked in front of his mates at a sleepover unless you're an abnormie cunt.
it isn't gay at all and is part of growing up and male bonding. we ever went as far as cumm
here is proof. it's two chino lads touching eachother erection in front of their mates on holiday.
swear I am not gay this is just as a source haha

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=91152225

>>79280501
No. Like mild gay stuff with a lad to make sure you don't like it

find foreplay and using hands more enjoyable than sex ngl

>>79280525
if the technology can support a post-scarcity society, communist would work
however, that's a long way off, so communism doesn't work at the moment

>>79280413
fascism wouldn't even be that bad for the majority of society, just the nonwhites

ideally I'd live in a country with freedom, but if it's between fascism and communism I'd easily choose the former

>>79280472
debt just means owed out money
>>79280525
communism is really good mate, it means I can get a house to myself so I can buy a fursuit to wank in

>>79280542
Forced equality isn't nice.

>>79280554
nah mate

Found myself wake up in the middle of the night last night because I was sleeping with my head resting on my hand and it had gone so numb I literally couldn't feel it. It was floppy like a wet sock and I actually got scared I lost all circulation to it and would have to be amputated. It was that bad.

I then proceeded to use my other hand to place the fingers around my cock and wanked with it.

one year left of my degree that ive already lost all interest and hope in making something halfway decent out of. social life here has been mediocre to say the least.
still feel the need to tough it out for the final year since ive come this far. might kms then

would love to drown each one in bollock butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzyTOT-oDI

>>79280503
seizing the means of production, to each according to their ability to each according to their needs.
loads of people know what it means, commies just always say "BUT ITS NOT REAL COMMUNISM!!!"
>>79280570
fascism isn't inherently racist

Absolutely shouting at the idea of someone going to university and not going halls. Imagine commuting everyday to go to some shite course while everyone's living the life in halls and being so upset by this that you feel the need to post angry messages on an anime website.

>b-b-but muh halls, muh banter
>or literally £25k in the bank on graduation

think I know which one I'd rather have

>b-b-but uni is the best time of your life

says the literal student, never experienced anything other than Sambuca hangovers, absolute runt

>>79280603
as i said it isn't realistic because people aren't equal, us being all equal is a "nice" idea

>>79280606
t. autist
>>79280618
t. autist with 1 gcse in re

>>79280587

Owed out money you don't even have to pay back

You're foregoing an essential life experience because of some money you might never pay back, that you will pay back in inconsequential amounts if you ever do. Autism.

>>79280614
same
think i'm going to try join the gardai after my degree. fuck being a software developer, I did a work placement and the office was full of fruits

>>79280554
We used to call it spunk racing

>>79280617
seems you are the angry one lad

>uni halls debate
love randomly dropping into /brit/ to see what the runts are scrapping over.

i wonder what crumbs I should drop into the cage next thread to watch you tear each other apart over.

>>79280618
hm? oh sorry mate I was miles away - errr White Americano please, medium, ta

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>>79280615

i'm so london, i'm so south

reminder that there is a NASA scientist posting on /pol/
leftyrunts btfo

>>>/pol/140872555

>>79280618

>or literally £25k in the bank on graduation

Of loaned money wow impressive. and £25k is fuck all.

>>79280413
hmm I wonder why...

>>79280503
that's because the definition is so vague. There's no set rules to communism, it's really more of shakey guideline than an actual political system. Babbies first political ideology, if you will. It's basically just "everyone should be equal", but with no concrete method of enforcing this, on the contrary, every format in which it has been tried has become heavily corrupted and resulted in mass deaths. It should have been discarded as nothing more than a totally unrealistic ideal long ago.

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Post comfy halls of residence

>>79280691
fuck off billionare

>>79280626
It only sounds nice because we've grown up in a culture that repeatedly tells us equality is good and to be desired. This has only happened because leftists sympathetic to communist ideals have infiltrated academia, politics and media

>>79280618

Graduated 5 years ago and uni was definitely the best time of my life. Even a nice 9-5 is shite compared to the uni bubble.

>>79280615
how is it racist to say they all look the same?

>>79280653
yeah mate, last one to cum has to suck everyones dick, that was the rules we always played. used to come in last just on purpose.
not gay though just didn't realise it was gay at the time

>>79280704
leaves a sour taste in the mouth after being there

>>79280691
>loaned money
never pay it back if you know what you're doing

>£25k is fuck all

>average graduate salary in London - £22k

hmmmmmmmm, after factoring in rent and cost of living, it'd take the average graduate AT LEAST 5 years to save up £25k

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>>79280666
Somewhat of a puppet master are we?

>>79280691
its not a real debt

>>79280676
You're an autistic larping NEET cunt that no one on /brit/ likes and the sooner you kill yourself the sooner every rejoices.
strawpolls have shown again and again we literally like poleaboo more than you
how does it feel being an annoying wanker? cant you just post like a normal person instead of annoying people? Utter fucking cancer

>>79280691
>£25k is fuck all.
most graduates are on less you absolute retard

ah yes, uni

how many of you dickheads were underage posting

>>79280772
this. i would love to have a license to kill and be left in a room with the cunt while he was strapped to a chair and i had razor blade to skin him alive and then beat him with baseball bat

Wew lads apparently a nasa scientist is posting on /pol/

>>>/pol/140872555

How often do you clean your house?

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>>79280803
Why is David always the one with the baby?

bought a new jacket lads

>>79280716
I think this explanation is disingenuous. I don't think treating people equally is a novel proposition that was only introduced through communism either. Not really sure why you wouldn't want to level the playing field as much as you excluding genetics. Think about how many einsteins are lost in the coal mines or rice farming in some shit hole in asia. I'm not really sure why you seem to have this really narrow definition of equality as something that only drags people down. Communism etc obviously does not work because people are inherently not equal and the corresponding skills that these unequalness brings are not equivalent. In a bizzaro world where the genetic differentation between people was less/non existant than a communist style system would work very well.

>>79280739
y?

got kicked out of nandos for eating with my fingers

>>79280856
cause he's a... wait for it... KEK! hahahaha

>>79280856
men do a better job of bringing up kids

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>>79280866
i got raped there by two men

used to be left wing until i grew up and saw the world for that it really is

never been left wing, wasn't as a kid won't be as an adult (never right wing either)

>>79280912
uh no anyone right wing is just brainwashed by breitbart and /pol/

been riding a pain killer high all day night now

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used to be right wing until I got brain damage

>>79280945
which one

>>79280931
ah yes what an intelligent young woman

what did everyone get for their gcses
for me it was 8 A*s and 3As
barely even try lel

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>>79280856

You don't have to say you love me just be close at hand
You don't have to stay forever I will understand
Believe me, believe me I can't help but love you
But believe me I'll never tie you down
Left alone with just a memory
Life seems dead and quite unreal
All that's left is loneliness there's nothing left to feel

in a world where everyone was held to equal standards and given equal reward, nobody would excel at anything. everyone would put in the minimum level of effort required of them. communism is just a world in which we are all limited to the restraints of the most stupid and useless people, where nobody has incentive to better themselves.

this is why the only people who want communism are dumb as fuck, usually neet, useless in every respect. they just want everyone dragged down to the same level as them

>>79280919
clearly top left should be 1917

fuck adolf J glorg

>>79280945
what pain killer? im on 700mg codeine

im left wing
ive also never been wrong about anything in my life

Can't stop taking advantage of people's generosity

>>79280972

But I just want people to recognise the importance of my sociology and feminist studies degree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAfeCQYCwz4&feature=youtu.be

very intersting

>>79280991
u postingo n brit lad ur life can't be going that great HAHA

oh YES please tell me more about your fantasy football team deano I am ALL EARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYgIfHzQTg

eating valiums like sweets atm

>>79281017
never said my life was going great did i

>>79280684
haha nasa is /pol/
lefties fucking annihilated

>>79281033
if u're never wrong u wud think you would use that knowledge to get rich etc investments etc no?

>>79281028
>Talks to a man that literally lived through communism
>"pfft, only taught various aspects of communism, I'm sure"

>>79280894
rofl

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>mfw Americans put butter in their coffee

stop replying to yourself and red baiting

>>79281084
they do it with popcorn too

>>79281028

communism is a religion

>>79280957
sorry meant all night, it's 603am now
>>79280990
30mg of Vicodin, or just norcos

t minus 6 hours untill rocking up at the house party with the 50 quid of vodka and mixer for all my new friends cant wait will be an amazing night I recon hope loads of people there he refused to tell me how many people are going haha

I am a man of constant sorrow,
I seen trouble all my days

might start replying to myself actually good gimmick

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how can he see the pictures?

>>79281106
>he doesn't put butter on popcorn
YOU SAVAGES EAT IT DRY?!

>>79281140
he has a picture of them on his monitor

>>79281121
>hes not bringing an 8 pack of Guiness
you need to show that you're the alpha male lad, vodka is a girls drink

>>79281140
>having a bobblehead of your father
bit odd

>>79281140
if was a pr photo to make him look human and care bout his family.

>>79281134
haha

>>79281180
this is what the guy told me to bring 4 bottles of vodka

>americans put popcorn in their coffee

Why don't communists realise the government will have all the power?

>ywn be a hot American chad conquering Japan

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6y7cyh/jake_learns_to_kpop_dance/?st=j7dbu52v&sh=cf796eb0

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/6u8sxi/17yo_japanese_girl_wants_jake_to_fuck_her/?st=j7dbu3s7&sh=3fe73cea

>>79281205
>>79281205
>>79281205
>>79281205

>>79281219
>the guy
who? and how big are the bottles? Isn't a liter of vodka like £40?

We in the Alt-Right support genuine Multiculturalism; total separation of races to allow each culture to prosper unimpeded by outsiders.

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>>79281228
>Americans put butter in their shoes

>>79281219
some random hguy tells you to come to his gaff and bring vodka under the guiise of a party but refuses to tell you how many people are coming. HMMMMMMMMMMMM.

He's going to open the door to you in a gimp suit with arseless chaps mate.

Met the gf and she broke up with me. Was as indifferent as I could be

>>79281059
actually i just dont say much