Just ignore the yanks (edition)
Watching a bit of Cats Meow lads.
wonder if they'll draft spergs with suicidal tendencies like me when ww3 rolls around
Tables are sortable
>>79273611
ww3 will be MAD
Knock, knock...
don't care
>>79273770
Who's there
at work lads
at least it's a Saturday so all the wombling normbles won't be hollering and warbling in my ears all day
>>79273791
icy
NUKE THE GOOK
>>79273804
grim
>>79273791
I need app
i want to be a skengman
Post yours
>>79273812
icy who?
>>79273855
icy (You)
>>79273360
Does any of it even matter?
>>79273861
An instant classic!
and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
>literally so many new generals that they don't know what to do with
why are brits the biggest autists on earth?
'ate niggers me
wish I could stop coming to these shit threads
>at work on a Saturday
oh dear
>>79273914
that's vore
>>79273933
>tfw it's still Friday my side
just took a pain killer, feeling really itchy
just got muted in overwatch
more like hurricane dontcarema lmao
Woah.
Saffers at work said that Melbourne felt like Joburg
Baffling!
>>79273947
it lichterally isn't
>>79273611
Wonder if they'll take coloublind, flat footed killing machines like me.
>>79273967
what did you say to deserve that?
MELBOURNE BTFO
>>79274005
start off every match by saying fuck cops
niggers are to black
hahahahaha
>>79274010
https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/37012637/subway-receipt-encourages-yes-vote-in-marriage-equality-campaign/
I mean it's funny, but hardly BTFO-tier
cocaine for breakfast
>Saffers at work said that Melbourne felt like Joburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHk7h71hGxw
>>79274027
as whites are to white
cocaine for brunch
>>79274063
>>79274068
Watch from about 10:00 onwards
>>79274056
sorry lads just remembered a funny story
Asked a girl what she knew a lot about and she said 'natural sciences, psychology and philosophy'
>tfw 3000 calories is maintenance for me
feels good boys
not voting in the gay vote
>>79274094
marry her
>>79274107
me and the m8
at work
it's very quiet
>>79274094
what's her IQ
>>79274144
Rather low-brow question to ask, but I don't know
>>79274138
*stands beside you with erect penis out*
>>79274135
Something seems a little off here...
>>79274067
>>79274075
good lads
>>79274176
Why would you do drugs on your phone/tablet?
You walk to the river's edge
You see two things tittering on the edge about to fall off
You have time to save one item
Which do you choose?
>Years worth of tea
>paki baby
what would be a high-brow question to ask?
>>79274198
dislike both of these
>>79274198
I scream, because I don't know what a giant tittering pile of tea would look like but I imagine it'd be horrifying
love seeing brown countries that kicked out the whites rapidly go to shit
I did a gay thing last night possibly
still at work
>>79274239
Isn't that pretty much every one that did?
Alri lads. Met a new GF who is the same age as me and I like her very much. She's adorable, interesting and very accomplished. What if the ex-GFs mother was right and I should settle with a woman my age.
>>79274247
LithuGAYnia
>>79274198
can't waste good tea
>>79273851
'dit
got a black gf
>>79274267
>who's the same age as me
trying to wank but cant cum
>>79274176
looks nice and fluffy m8. got a US trip soon so I won't have to pay ridiculous amounts of money
trying to cum but cant wank
Trying to walk but can't come
n-no it can't be, you crashed!
post slags
South Africa is where the Western world is headed
violent underclass with racial grievances
incompetent, corrupt government
private security everywhere
>>79274395
Correction: post _attractive_ slags
>FIRST TIME TRYING ANAL
can you guys stop posting so quickly i cant keep up
spewing religious nonsense is synonymous with having a shit out of your mouth
*vapes*
>>79274411
FOHT (fuck off homo twat)
REALLY fucking good festival coming up
Like 90% of the artists going I love wtf
>>79274455
you have terrible taste in music m8, no lie
>>79274455
>grizzly bear
>the shins
>blood orange
>electric wizard
>kehlani
>vince staples
>sleep
>washed out
>the story so far
>cannibal corpse
>austra
>cloud nothings
>boris
>citizen
>cherry glazerr
>turnstile
>girlpool
>wolves in the throne room
>the hotelier
>mannequin pussy
>helms alee
>>79274455
some decent smaller acts but none of the headliners warrant the price tbqh
>>79274455
Fugg, that's a pretty eclectic line up.
>>79274447
sorry to offend you bitch
>>79274466
No I don't.
>>79274466
t. listens to EPIC NAZI DEATH MARCHES and other fag shit
>>79274482
the bigger ones maybe not but sleep, electric wizard, vince staples and blood orange are 100% worth for me
morning lloyds
listening to epic nazi death marches
morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz-xmICHCK4
electric wizard is literally going to blow the festival speakers out
HEAVY FUGGIN SHIT
>>79274509
>metal
>>79274554
sludge and doom are good as fuck though
like kylesa, electric wizard, sleep, and more stoner metal shit like truck fighters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLMPA4xPFpg
the bass is my jam
>>79274530
>>79274539
was it autism?
love sonic
love pokemon
not autistic just like em simple as
>Challenged over his position on social issues, he told ITV's Good Morning Britain earlier this week: "I'm completely opposed to abortion. Life begins at the point of conception."
>Mr Rees-Mogg has since defended his comments, telling the Daily Mail he was "allowed to say what I think and people are absolutely entitled to say back what they think".
>"I believe in free speech - and protecting it - is very important," he said.
>"Rape is a great evil and a terrible crime, but that's not made better by then aborting the unborn child.
>"The Catholic Church's teachings are authoritative. To take a life after a rape is not the answer.
>"Life begins at the point of conception. One can only feel compassion for a woman in these situations - which, of course are rare - but it's hard to see how taking a child's life makes them better."
unbelievable. why do men think they should have ANY say over what a woman does with her body?
Death > Thrash > Black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgx3sp_hTJw
so many of you deserve to be topped
>>79274596
crazy to think she so concerned about being watched
>how that hand is on the barrier
kek
>>79274596
she has a nice cleavage game going on
>>79274607
Because that's God's commandment, passed on through His infallible proxy the Pope
>>79274596
yes
>>79274597
Pokemon is acceptable, sonic is pushing you heavily in the direction of the 'tism. If you threw Digimon into the mix it would be a full blown diagnosis.
>>79274607
Why are people allowed to say whether or not i can go around punching people, its my body?
>>79274622
literally have a jacket with a leprosy backpatch on it, good taste
death is the shit and they're from my state, as are all the major early death metal bands like obituary, deicide, atheist, morbid angel, cannibal corpse etc
scene is good
at work
bored
want to go home
another 7+ hours
>>79274622
black>thrash>death
>>79274596
sociopathic vile little slug
want to crush her head into the pavement
>>79274642
>HOW DARE HE WALK IN FRONT OF ME
is messi actually a cunt?
hi
>>79274664
why dont you quit then
>>79274682
hmm I dunno may I like rely on my wage to survive or something silly like that
>>79274671
nah just a sperg
>>79274670
my exact feelings every time i see a member of the female "race"
>>79274701
got 4 of them
>>79274701
this was me for about 9 months
then my old habits slowly crept back in
>>79274701
>do literally none of these, feel good at least half of the time
only retards don't drink lots of water
>>79274701
ah yes, healthy lifestyle
*does another line of the ol' charlie*
feeling fucking amazing m8
>>79274749
does beer count?
>>79274668
>black
ah yes
melodic trash and emo whining
>>79274668
used to like dimmu borgir as a yewt
>>79274785
>philistine detected
>>79274785
some is good, the old shit like darkthrone and newer stuff like wolves in the throne room but most of it is gimmicky cringey shit like nsbm and the more folky stuff
>>79274649
not as good as it used to be
desu though there's still a good metal scene in Canada, Woods of Ypres being the recent big one that caused a lot of buzz, especially after David Gold died
Cryptopsy is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRAwJltTGg
>>79274671
>>79274703
You do realize that you're allowed to knock the ball out a goalies hand if he's only got one hand on it.
>>79274851
yea I know there's good Black metal and related offshoots
but also a LOT of crap coming out of it.
Death metal is far more quality
Thrash is good but pretty "grandpa" tier, the old school stuff is great though
>>79274785
>trash
fuck off yank
why is losing my religion by rem so revered
>>79274913
fedoras were unashamed back then
*cackles*
anti white girls always have white bfs
explain?
why is half life 2 so revered
need a bum
>>79274913
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>79274947
me at a party
love lezzers
simple as
>>79274900
some newer thrash like municipal waste is fun as shit but yeah agreed
>>79274936
same reason why everyone bashes white countries but still lives in them. Deep down they know white is right.
>>79274975
why do they have mongy faces
>>79274999
japanese innit
*bullies you*
>>79274984
I think thrash has just burnt itself out for the most part, most new thrash is just really derivative, not much originality.
why is /brit/ so revered
>>79274975
me in a month
>>79274984
>>79275022
t. this guy
ffuuck i misread thrash as trash
so NOT embarrass me about it
>>79275063
what are you talking about?
Literally me haha xx :)
Why do England and Australia have the highest rates of homosexuality out of all white/western countries?
maybe one day there will be a metal revival
>>79275103
they dont
>>79274701
Ya I do all of these. Plus meditation and being actively greatful for the little and big things. Feel pretty content in life all of the time.
I smoke however so I am assuming it will be shorter than what it could have been. Oh well.
>>79275109
134.62
>>79275109
it never died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWvP7eHmCsk
>>79275100
I look exactly like this. Unironically.
how'd I do
>metal
>>79275145
explain
dude fuck drumpf lmao
>>79275173
alri
>>79275166
>>79275103
Really think England also has the highest rated of "normal" homosexuals as opposed to queer or politicised "gays.
Like I seldom meet a flamboyant gay man from England or ones going on and on about oppression and trying to be special.
Have a gay brit mate. He dresses like shit, is right wing and kinda racist and speaks normally. He's just a regular guy who happens to have sex with other guys. It's refreshing tbqh.
assume anyone who listens to metal on 4chan is because of varg
>>79275187
very cryptic my dude
>>79275166
>1474472386721.gif
i came from /fr/ can anyone tell me about Alan?
>>79275209
got into it because of the nu-metal craze in the late 90's/early 00's
does /brit/ like death metal?
>Classical Liberal
>Libertarian
>Civic Nationalist
pussy ideologies
>>79275247
>evanescence
very extreme
People who reject Christianity as a Jewish religion and subscribe to neo-paganism are ignorant of why Christianity replaced the old gods to begin with. The Greco-Roman gods weren't like the Jewish God, for one, they had nothing to do with creation, second, they were just higher beings, unlike YWHY, who is omnipotent and omniscient and the creator. These gods demanded ransoms from mortals in the form of sacrifice, were drunkards, were depicted as sexually promiscuous, and themselves immoral. The afterlife was depicted by the Greeks and Romans as swimming around in an under aground river for all eternity. The Norse mythos often times involves no after life existing at all depending on what Germanic group is studied. The Angles and Saxons believed in Odin and Thor, but believed there was no afterlife. Along comes a religion with a morally upright and all powerful God who promises everlasting paradise for those who seek his word. No wonder Christianity replaced the old gods.
Neo-paganism is stupid.
>1504746766301.jpg
physiognomy is back baby
Back from Sainsbury's lads, £25.77
>Braeburn apples
>chilli pepper
>onion
>ginger
>coriander
>6 eggs
>rice
>green lentils
>Pork steaks
>chicken thighs
>frozen broc
>burgen bread
>butter
>milk
>muesli
>mackerel fillets is spicy sauce
>avocado
>tuna
>>79275321
>no snacks
fucked it
>>79275321
Gwyneth Paltrow goes shopping...
>>79275277
>Writes a long (not even necessarily correct) diatribe on HOW Jewish cults replaced local paganisms
>Concludes "Neo-paganism is stupid" as if he had shown WHY that was a good thing
This kind of sophistry is the reason why you are dislikes, pseudo-shlomo
>>79275321
fuck off murderer
Does /brit/ like hardcore shock value gore metal?
*posts a picture of the Backstreet Boys*
>>79275321
Comfy
>Alan got dumped by a 27 year old thai hooker
inconsolably depressed
>>79275360
dont acknowledge it. everyone was doing well to ignore it until you.
>>79275321
bought 2 smoothies and a jamaican ginger bread cake to deal with my md hangover
>this terrifies lefties
Why is there a double standard around whether you want Britain to be more or less white?
>More white? Outrage, racism, you get fired and end up in prison
>Less white? How noble, diversity is our strength! Think of all the takeaways that will pop-up!
Why the double standard?
>he's here
>>79275339
mackerel fillets on toast is the only snack tbqh
I do have cashews in the cupboard too though
>>79275343
Try eating clean, you feel and look a lot better trust me.
>>79275383
dont acknowledge it
>>79275378
desu this guy >>79275239 is a legit thai and just want the /brit/ photoshops of nassim/alan to have a good laugh, help him out
>>79275384
fuck off cookingmong, if you could cook your own farts you would
men killed my son
Hey brits, tell me more about Alan
We know him as Nassim, but it seems you use a different name
why are people intimidated by the algerian
he's alri
>>79275382
How do you make briton whiter?
>>79275378
fuck off mong alan is funny
>>79275382
>x nationality/race are so friendly/helpful/good at cooking
Fine
>x nationality/race are [negative sentiment]
RACIST!!!!
>>79275344
stop using Thai flag you french twat.
>>79275409
fuck off runt.
>>79275360
She's a banker and more accomplished than you'll ever be. But okay Thai hooker, German engineer, Swiss banker, French cook. You live in a 2 dimensional cartoon world my friend.
>>79275380
So does William and Kate having a third child
Leftypol will froth and foam about how we need more representation for niggers and shitskins, yet when it comes to promoting a child free lifestyle suddenly they recoil into their shells and only angle it at white people. Just strange really
Need to have my bollocks nonced by a prozzie.
>more accomplished than you'll ever be
true i never did accomplish getting fucked by an arab, you have a point
allahu akbar, my friend
>>79275462
>>79275380
Not sure that anyone is offended by either of those things
Think its probably more of a case of boogiemans in your head
>>79275449
>She's a banker!!!!
>salary : 25,000baht
>>79275414
>more Muscle
>More GFs
>Superior humour with just the right amount of nihilism and superior critical-thinking skills
>Cute as fuck
>More cultured
>Speaks four or five languages
>Etc.
LOVE spaghetti lads
why are all the jobs in my area so fucking shit
... neighbours constantly slamming their gate again, messing me about ... 9 september 2017 ... my parents mortgaged house here in London ...
>regularly complains how shit /brit/ is and how he's leaving
>receives nothing but abuse
>still posts here every day
i defy you to find a more pathetic individual than alan snackbar.
>>79275494
why are non-white facial features so freaking disgusting lol
Girl I'm seeing say we need to meet and talk today. I said ok and named a place. It's over isn't it? Best way to handle this?
any good new pornstars i should know about?
>>79275524
*tempts you*
>>79275516
based
never stop posting
Alan looks like a fucking camel lmao
>>79275516
>>79275462
The double standard is blatant
>>79275553
only know asian ones sorry
>>79275492
>I never did accomplish getting fucked by an arab
Are we speaking literally or figuratively?
Because I can cute at least 100 ways in which you were fucked by an arab
>>79275546
He does the same on /fr/
Do you have any memes on him?
Alan has such a fragile ego, all you have to do is insult him and he flies off the handle, SCREECHING
>>79275552
sounds like it's over lad. best you can do is try not to be pathetic about it.
Primary skool: berating alan
Secondary: rating alan
University: just not taking any notice of him
>>79275591
we had a meme where everyone would ignore him and then he'd cry and leave but some idiots indulge his inflated yet delicate ego.
>>79275553
Daisy stone
>wake up
reeeeeee leftypol
>go to work
bloody LEFTYPOL on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even be a rorke in churches anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody LEFTYPOL might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody leftypol propaganda /brit/ is showing tonight
>eat dinner (dominos)
some of these somewhere wanted VEGAN pizza once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old PJW, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about this bloody DISCORD
>sleep
r-r-reee l-l-leftypol *snore*
love rees-mogg me
>>79275603
All pakis are like that. Utter manchildren.
>>79275606
Indifference I guess then
still at work
>>79275578
wow truly repugnant to point out the obvious unsustainability of massive population growth
>>79275629
hello, are you leftwing?
>>79275635
basically. no trying to persuade her otherwise. only if she actually breaks it off though obvs.
>>79275524
FUCKING ROB A BANK FAGGOT
>>79275613
Come on
I heard you got some photoshop pictures on him
some lefty freak on my local facebook group only feeds his dog vegan food
where are the slags
Note to self: do NOT move to the south or east coast of Americuck
>fan of rees-mogg
lel, you've fallen for 'le eccentric posh man' ruse, he's just like Boris tbqh....except potentially even worse underlying beliefs.
alan has such an enlarged ego all his hair fell out LMAO
If Macron wasn't a massive EU shill he'd be my favourite politician
reeeeeeee copper
>>79275603
he's a manlet. this explains:
>his pathological desire to prove to us, strangers, his sexual prowess, status, wealth and attractiveness
>his obsession with body image
>moving to a country with possibly the lowest average height in the world
>>79275686
south is best tho
>>79275678
EXCLUSIVELY feed my dog raw meat
>>79275590
Literally pêh
>NEW BUSTY! LENA PAUL'S 1ST DP! MMF THREESOME! NATURAL TITS! BUBBLE BUTT! BUSH! CUM SWALLOWING FACIALS!
>>79275686
there is literally nothing in the deep red states
the entire state of wyoming has 2 escalators, both in the same building
>>79275706
are there any white areas left?
>>79275678
absolute cunt behaviour. got a vegan m8 with a dog but he feeds it proper meat-based dog food cos he's not an animal abuser.
>>79275700
yeh he was obviously a loser in algeria so went to thailand to feel like a man for once in his life. what a runt.
>>79275723
that's comfy though. I'd rather be close to nature than people
>>79275721
that pepe is genuinely terrifying
can eat an entire pack of jammy dodgers in one sitting, it's not even a challenge, 700 calories straight down the gullet
>>79275734
>went to thailand to feel like a man
Instead he feels what it's like to have a man inside of him
>>79275749
you could have both in a state like colorado or washington, instead you choose to live where they haven't even fucking invented the wheel yet?
redneck piece of shit, you'd fit right in
>>79275693
>ruse
>he's just like Boris tbqh
you don't know what you're talking about
if Mogg really was just an opportunist who wanted to be PM, do you honestly think he'd be so vocal about his views on abortion? Boris lusts to be in No 10. Mogg is happy being a backbencher for his constituency, which makes his genuine charm that much more refreshing
His views are fine. The only one that's questionable is his favour for the snoopers charter
>watching porn
wew, quit that shite lads....is terrible for you.
>redneck piece of shit, you'd fit right in
>>79275763
fat cunt
>>79275723
Been all over the US and my favourite states are Colorado and Utah
>Jacob Rees Mogg isn't angling to be PM, he's just a charming backbencher who tells it like it is and became popular completely organically!!!!
>>79275693
imagine getting wound up because someone doesn't think nonces should be allowed to marry
just mental really
>>79275848
ah yes the paranoid conspiratorial leftypol
lefties making jokes about gulags is no different to a KKK member joking about nazi concentration camps
boss level deano
>>79275848
Maybe people are just fed up with the doubling of the muslim and black population every 10 years, the fact whites will be a minority in 40 years and want a return to when the country wasn't on course to become a third world islamic shithole? Mogg is nostalgia for that time, so yes it is organic you reddit cunt
Mogg is fun but he'd be a shit PM and he doesn't even want the job
David Davis for the position imo
>>79275888
*throws a horseshoe at your head*
got a shocking hangover lads
>>79275910
dangerous and down right stupid
>LEFTYPOL ARE MESSING ME ABOUT
come on rorke it's Saturday morning give it a rest
>>79275900
Davis or Redwood
>implying because its Saturday morning there wont be no leftypol
Nothing stops the leftypool
>>79275919
who's Rorke?
>YANKS ARE MESSING ME ABOUT
come on limey it's Saturday morning give it a rest
David Davis is a brainlet who is getting completely humiliated by the EU. Mogg would be even worse.
Our only hope is to elect Corbyn.
fucked it lads, a bit few many gin and 'onics last night...... spewing and that
This is leftypol's first weekend since returning to school. He always was going to be buzzing and eager to get back on /brit/ after a week of tournament in the playground
>>79275974
how did you arrive at such a conclusion?
move into the 'mmodation today lads
>>79275975
degenerate drunkard
*punches you in the liver*
I hope JRM ousts May and becomes Prime Minister, but only because he'll have to call another election and will get slaughtered by Jezza haha
Jeremy Corbyn is a brainlet who is getting completely humiliated by the worst Conservative leader in generations.
>>79275990
shut up you fat dunkin donut abortion gay
>>79275994
nigger
Whether Jacob R M is for or against abortion is completely irrelevant in 2017 because he is not a woman and therefore should have absolutely no say whatsoever in the matter
>a week of tournament
>Jeremy Corbyn
>competent
just booked an all inclusive holiday package to Benidorm with the missus haha xx gonna sunbathe by the pool with a copy of the sun and then fill out boots in the evening, can't wait lads xx
people obsessed about mogg are puffs, simple as
The fact that Mogg had sex at least 6 times is what we should be discussing
>>79275994
>people actually believe this
>>79275700
i'm 184 cm. Thailand is not that bad you fucking twat.
>>79275726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=binN-lTcmyU