Your country's best friend

Poland is our best friend

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I thought your best friends were Jamal and Mohammed

probably Netherlands or Austria

We don't have any

>>79272560
didnt they die

serbs and bosnians

>>79272581
they live on in our hearts

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>>79272573

After ww2 we lost all our friends, sadly.

US. Because fuck everybody else. Especially Canada, bow down and suck more crown cock you colonial plebs. Fuckin frostbacks

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>>79272573
I thought we and the US were good pals.. but then they kept bullying us :(

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>>79272610
Jamal still likes you

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>>79272637
Fr*acking epic! What a hilarious joke! Get it guys? Because of the immigration issue, xD!!!!

>>79272555
>>79272637
stop fucking posting

>>79272516
New Zealand aka Australia Jr

>>79272706
Is it true all Ausi chicks are all cheaters because you're descended from convicts?

america or korea

I don't think anyone genuinely likes us. Other countries only like us when our interests happen to align.

>>79272516
Taiwan<3
and USA

>>79272610
Malta? France? Spain?

>>79272949
i needed this today, john-san

I thought they both hated you.

>>79272516
we only have one, Britain

... Hungary maybe

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Don't forget the finn

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>>79273907
Finns are not friends or family.

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>>79272610
>>79272957

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>>79274140
Don't be rude, asshole! They helped us build Sweden during the 60s-70s.

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>>79272516
Bulgaria & Serbia

Georgia maybe

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>>79274305
They did nothing and now they're bitching about oppression, why the fuck would regular swedes oppress anyone that they used to like.
Now I don't care, fuck the finns.

>>79274305
She is right, Estonia is our only friend.

The UK : D

>>79272736
Probably, I used to sleep with my best friend while I was dating a guy.

>>79274257
you're a turk rapebaby, fuck off

Spain and Funland

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>>79274809
Sure, Ahmed.

It is evident that nobody likes us. I'm ok with that. My problem is with the locals whose tongue is far up the foreigner's ass because they worship them.

>>79272516
Belarus, Kazakhstan

>>79272761
lel

Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovenia

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None.

>>79275013
Austria is my waifu

Friendship ended with Peru
Now uruguay is our best friend

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>>79275060

>>79274431
>He thinks 4chan memes are real

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>>79274140

>>79274431
echochambers don't actually manifest into reality

No friend. Only shit no*th family

africa my geatest friend

>>79272516
Denmark isnt our friend, Finland is though.

>>79274912
You literally have mosques all over your shitty island

>>79272516
And it's the same for Norway, except we also have Iceland as a best friend.

>>79276095
You mean garages used illegally as mosques? Officially, we only have one. Now tell me, mow many legal mosques do you have? And much more illegal ones?

>>79276116
only Britain my friend, they are the only country ever in history to come to rescue

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>>79276074

>>79272538
No

>>79276217
They invaded us without asking for tactical reasons. I think they helped themselves more than helping us. The relationships we have with the Danes and the Swedes, as well as Iceland, is much more like a close friendship or brotherhood than that of Britain. Even if nobody ever came to our rescue (not that they have had that many chances to prove that they would)

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Because of the neutrality, we don't really have friends but we still have this cutie that share half of its life with us.

Estonia

Me korea
Big brother america
Small brother north
A neighbor with voyeurism japan
Big shit ch*na
Cold region russia
Far nice people vietnam

Very tsundere thread.

>>79276386
>sweden
>denmark
>former occupation nations
>friends

Maybe you did sleeping during history class

>>79276946
That's a long time ago. The dynamic have changed a lot. Besides we weren't hostile toward Denmark, in fact most common Norwegians identified with Denmark and our King, after all they had grown up in Denmark-Norway, and their parents and grandparents and grand grandparents etc had too. Only some political figures started on the opportunistic ideas of becoming our own nation again near the end of the 1700s, and particularly close up to 1814.

>>79272516
My country is all alone :(

>>79277103
>identified with Denmark

only danes in Norway did, real norwegians wanted to split with Denmark and that was the plan to do also.

Norway is pretty much like America. Non real norwegians identify with Denmark and Sweden (muh heritage) just like americans do with Europe.

now go kill yourself muh heritage asshole

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>>79277212
Wanna be friends?

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>>79272516
we're best friends with everybody
come to brazil

ireland has no friends

>>79277300
What about Scotland?

No one

>>79277348
part of the uk

We don't like or have any friend nation. Maybe eesti

>>79277368
Bulgaria?

>>79277379
Would you be friends if they were independent?

>>79277394
Nope. They don't care about us and we don't care about them. It's a live and let live situation.

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>>79272516
>best friend

>>79276074
Nice meme but Danes are one of our closest friends right now next to Norway. Finland is simply a friend and nothing more.

>>79277235
That's incorrect. You're just saying what you want to believe. The truth is different, and go ahead and ask your historians about this instead of bothering me with your denial. Bye.

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>>79277348
>>79277379

>>79277494
Isn't Turkey your friend? Or is it more like a dog and his master kind of relationship?

>>79278041
t. muh heritage

>>79278271
This has nothing to do with "muh heritage". Go get some therapy, you seem way too butthurt about our history.

We love New Zealand more than we love Tasmania

>>79272516
Israel

>>79272516
we have no friends because we bully everyone and have a tendency to commit war crimes
there are only 2 countries in the world that dont hate our guts: albania and usa

thats why we spend more on army than anyone else here

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We aren't friends with any of you

>>79276450
you fuc*ing shit asshole, who give you the acess to Interet, go back to your shit motherland you bucket head asshole your samsung booom and your country booom like your fuc*king mother booom

>>79278298

if someone needs mental help then it's you fag! I don't have any swedish or danish heritage whatsoever, no one else who I know has it either, so don't give me this muh danish or swedish heritage you fucking weak twat.

>>79277235
t. is probably from eastern Norway. There are some fucked up swedish and danish rapebabies there. See Anders Breivik who was half danish

>>79278636
>t. Danish rapebaby

>>79278636
Nobody said anything about danish heritage before you. But now that you have mentioned it we do indeed share a lot of heritage with them.

>>79278636
>I don't have any swedish or danish heritage whatsoever
Fyfaen vi har en innvandrer her.

>>79278979
t. danish rapebaby. Don't go out and do silly things now such as shooting innocent teenagers you crazy fucc

Belgians and the Dutch probably

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>>79278636
Heng deg selv

>>79273907
Bin the finn>>79274140

>>79272516
New Zealand a best.

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We stand alone in the world without any friends.

Eesti is our friend,swedes can fuck off

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Our friend is ourselves and else noone in the world.

>>79278340
Kys

Estonia and Germany

Qtbeycan :3333333

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>>79274438
>>79276398
>>79277381
>>79279254
>>79279498

Brit here, Norway is our one true friend and ally

>>79278179
The FUCK is an albania lmaooo :-DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>79279498
I'm ok with this but I'm not sure whether it fits reality nowadays.

Andorra

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Funland

Germany, everyone else hates us anyway

I was about to say the UK but then I remembered Oran and all the shit before, then Germany but I remember 1871 and 1940, so I finally thought of the USA, but I remembered the Quasi-War, 2003 and how much cunt they are

Let's pretend Occitania is a real country. France's best friend is Occitania.

UK and France of course.

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We had ONE friend and he decided to backstab us and destroy us. Friends are for losers.

>>79272559
My man. for us I think its Belgium (only the north part nobody likes the south part). Germany as well until we play football. Luxemburg as well. Who doesnt like Luxemburg. And I would say Denmark but they dont want to be friends with us :'(

in public its Belgium and Luxemburg, but our secret bf was englando because we were big friends in the EU and agreed economically but then dirty brits left us and now were stick with stinky socialist french and selfish Germany

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>>79283294
>And I would say Denmark but they dont want to be friends with us :'(

Not true. I would even say you guys are our country friend

>tfw our largest cities are far af away from each other but in the holland they are so close
>tfw will never travel between these locations with ease

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>>79277986
i tought ve wuz franz

>>79283654
Your map is broken tho
>nederland and danmark will never make a bike ride together

Colombia, Portugal

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>maybe USA or UK but like the rest at the end of the day they are only business partners

Spain and England

Spaniards were abusive husbands and the Brits were distant husbands who only cared about money and slapped you with the back of his hand from time to time