Can you Europeans explain why the fuck do you do pic related?

>Europeans explaining their pretentiousness

You can't explain it, it's instinct.

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Can you Americans explain why the fuck do you do pic related?

>>79269877
?? nobody eats pizza with forks and knife

you do need to cut slices though which is what he is doing

>>79271824
I do, why the fuck would you bother getting your hands dirty with that

>>79271312
That kid is too young to drive his own mobility scooter I'd guess

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Can you Americans explain why you do pic related?

>>79271872
if you get your hands dirty you are an absolute incompetent, which would not be surprising since you are portuguese

you place teh major and the thumb underneath the crust and the index on top it, and the pizza is very stable
all you are touching is bread, which is not dirty, bread is eaten with hands

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>>79271918
>a frog having a say on hygiene

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>>79271993
kek you are even worse than us

do you know what a portuguese woman does after sex ?
she farts
to put the hair back in place

>>79271824
I eat my pizza with knife and fork and everyone does unless you are a burger or argelian

>>79271904

if I am interpreting this accurately this suit is being placed four years after the event?

that's too strange

>>79269877
it's basic restaurant etiquette, an amerifat like you who's only ever been to fast food buffets wouldn't understand

>>79269877
I do that if i'm out in public and don't feel like my hands are germ-free enough. Usually if i'm really hungry i'll just go to the bathroom and wash my hands so I can eat with them though.

>>79269877
why don't you try to make me explain it
that's right
you don't know the patrician way to eat pizzas and I feel sorry for you

>>79271824
>cut with a knife
what kind of subhuman doesn't own a pizza cutter
anyways the real issue is how the pizza is made itself. it looks like trash. Americans (new york specifically) made pizza right.

>>79269877
Isn't that how the Italians eat it?

>>79271312
lol wtf is that? a stroller for 3rd graders?

>>79271824
I do, even when I'm alone and no ones watching me, it's not about pretentiousness. It's how I prefer to eat it.

We eat it with fork and knife when seated at a restaurant or something similar.
If it's a small shop with takeaway pizza it's usually eaten by hands.
At home you do as you like, no rules there.

>>79272602
>Americans (new york specifically) made pizza right.
Read the filename. That pizza isn't even European.
American pizza isn't pizza done right. Try eating a pizza in Italy some time.