/cum/

stop giving a fuck about "bitches" because they are scum
also /balt/

>>79266191
that broad is ugly nigga

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Pick one

>>79266214
aesthetic flag

>>79266249
middle

>>79266249
Very top left across the street

Why do black and brown people exsist?

>>79266249
the one in the SUV

Just ate cheesy pasta and starting to feel sick again

Might vomit it all up amigos

>>79266309
Also feel like I'm about to vomit but not because of pasta

>>79266284
direct sunlight

>>79266319
For why

>>79266249
a bullet

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*

just finished first week back at uni. what's your major, /cum/?

>Cuba AND Florida getting destroyed this weekend

Based

Alcohol is bad

>>79266463
Electrical Engineering

>>79266530
The gf

>>79266521
I'm hungover too.

>>79266530
best gimmick

>drink alcohol
>get a buzz
>"this doesn't feel that great" realized I wasted my money
>drink again the next night
>repeat
why do I do this

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One month sober today buds

Feel better than I've felt in a long time

>>79266463
mathematics for women body

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>>79266249
right is pretty cute

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sup punks
rate my bento box getup

>>79266567
nights are boring.

>>79266348
What the fuck is direct sunlights problem?

>Tfw harvest season is finally here
Been waiting on this cider and pie all year lads

Look at this loser what a failure roflmao >>79265888

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Reminder to never share personal information if you use redditflags or some autist will dox you

spent the last two days bing watching narcos and the whole time I kept wishing they expanded more on the gay romance even though I'm straight

don't care what you've been watching on netflix you fucking virgin

>>79266657
>no /cum/ in subject field
what a joke

>>79266249
right obv

>>79266670
this is obvious though
extraflags, filenames, etc are like a username

>>79266550
Hang in there

Business plan: make poverty illegal

half life 3 confirmed

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>>79266670
>disgusting /cum/pies get cute girls
i never even had a chance

>>79266756
so communism?

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*studies japanese sadly*

Business plan: Steal someone else's business plan, make a few slight changes, and pass it off as my own

>>79266670

He didnt dox anyone.

thats himself.

fucking FAGGOTS

>>79266571
Wish that was me

If a guy with good hygiene wanted to fuck I think I'd do it

I'm not gay or anything though

also

>>79266763 is him too

>>79266776
>leaking your own personal info
The ABSOLUTE mad man.

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We should institute a universal basic income
It's a good idea

flirted with a girl today and only came off as a slight autist
win for me

>>79266763
Me in the back of the first image

>>79266622
why no ones ever rates my getups. what, am I not a stylish user of an in 4chan?

mmm desu i dont know well

when henrico come back ask him who is the austin poster, he knows exactly who he also roleplays as.

>>79266812
also communism

>>79266766
No, I don’t want everyone to be poor

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>>79266774
>mfw handheld translator technology takes off

playing league

>>79266763
Why did you dox yourself?

I had a sex dream about my brother two nights ago and its been bothering me

ive been mismanaging /cum/

from now on i will rule wigh an iron fist

>>79266872
Hello Cletus

hate g*rls

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>tfw to intelligent not to be attracted too both males and females

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>>79266805
yea im actually austin im knee deep in cutie puss watch out

i will gladly submit to Cara

>>79266890
I'm actually from the South tbqh

Wigh

playing pokemon showdown

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts[10][11]

have you guys met my waifu, she's Japanese her name is Sana.

Any italian Americans online?

Why is Mexican candy so much better than the plastic shit that we have?

florida will disappear lol

>>79266793
it fucking sucked for the first week or two but it does get a bit easier. you just gotta find a way to stay disciplined

>>79266975
did not need to to see this wiki page

>>79266981
cus it has a shitload of sugar. Mexican candy is good in small proportions. I find eating too much is just gross.

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*approaches you*

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>tfw too dumb to be attracted to men

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im white btw

yes hello, yes or no on the cold air intake. thanks

>>79267045
MOOR'D

>>79267045
which website is this?

>>79267081
23andme

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i've been studying the vocab for my Japanese test for 20 days.

if i learn 20 new words per day, for 15 days.

i'll be done learning new words in 15 days.

>>79267052
no

>>79267045
I'll have you know I'm 1% indian, brother

>>79267100
did not read this post but here's your reply

>>79267116
no ur not gook

>>79267052
meme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCXQ-PYvvoY

>>79266870
Answer my question, Samuel.

>>79267010
Not sure how to have that discipline

>>79266979
yes?

>>79267133
this is my land white man

>>79267052
hot air intake and improve your gas mileage

>>79267165
t. gay nigger from outerspace

>wigh

really niggas only allowed in this thread

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Another pic taken by my buddy

>>79267251
>tfw no cute Mexican girl to marry

florida, you will not be missed

>>79267251

y ese uniforme todo culero

>>79267251
she needs some new pants i think

>>79267157
Which region? Sicily here.

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r8

>>79267275
kys

I am Greek

>>79267292
Blue blood tier

>>79267292
((((((((((((estimate))))))))))))
pay for a real test gayboy

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>>79267275
Es el de la Escuela Normal de Sinaloa

Está lleno de plebes bonitas ese lugar

I have gained 20 lbs since July

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i should stop watching porn...

>>79267329
ive gained 230lbs since july of (birth year)

>>79267251
qt

>>79267285
Family's from a village outside Bari but I'm American.

>>79267313
23 and me is literally founded and run by a jewish woman

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>weighing more than 160

>>79267251
>>79267324
How would I go about getting a Mexican (actual Mexican, not a dirty CHI) gf?

>>79267378
whats your point are you antisemitic or something

>>79267313
Not giving my money and DNA to jews.

>>79267388
either you're a girl or a sissy boi

congrats on failing to become a man

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Me on the left
You on the right

>>79267408
.
>>79267398

>>79267371
Me too *wink*

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>being a skeletal

>>79267398
Yes, I despise jews and believe they should be exterminated

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>either you're a girl or a sissy boi

>congrats on failing to become a man

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I weight 140
Wish I wasn't a 5'8 manlet

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>>79267364
The ginger sitting next to me was cuter, too bad he didn't take a picture of her

>>79267388
170 is literally the perfect weight

>everyone under 160 is a skeltal
Wew

>>79267442
change your views racist
>>79267461
must suck being a manlet

>>79267474
Yes they are unless you're 5'2

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>2017
>not having an ethnic gf
it's like you're not even trying

I'm watching the last two episodes of Twin Peaks
I'm getting LYNCHED so hard

>>79267491
How?

only ryan is nice to me
thast why i like ryan

why are african american women so attractive?

>>79267506
sissy

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i give myself 30% odds in losing my virginity this year lads.

hopefully i meet a autist weeb girl like me in japanese language club.

>>79267503
cringe

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>>79267503
best part coming up

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>>79267492
>ethnic gf
looks black to me

I still haven't gotten an answer from Samuel as to why he doxed himself

>>79266818
the closest I've ever done to flirting with a girl was asking a receptionist at a buffet if she liked my chocolate mustache from the fondue fountain. she said no, I asked why not, "it's chocolatey"
at least she smiled. wish I added "what, you don't like chocolate?" and lifted up my shirt to unveil my chocolatey nipple mantits

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>>79267467
i hope you don't mean kilograms

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Positively REEKS of flyover ITT.

women are better than us

>>79267463
thicc

>>79267549
look where you are and tell me we use kilograms here

>>79267463
Want, no, NEED her to sit on my face.

>>79267566
kys

>>79267535
20k and i make it 100%

>>79267463
I'd use that phat ass as a punching bag

>>79267547
A little autismal

>>79267581
you need to accept that women are just BETTER THAN US

>>79267467
if you're 6'2
6' 160 is ideal body

>>79267604
that was years ago when I was 13
have barely interacted with non-related human woman since

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>cuckfornians in the same thread as me

>>79266191
excellent taste OP

>>79267624
>6'
>160
>16
>6
>6'2

fuck off with your numbers Satan

Business idea: get our money together and buy cases of fine wine to hold on to and sell later at a higher price

>>79266571
two years bud, feels good

get your 30 day chip

I want to serve women because they are simply superior

tfw no gf

Do you want Ryan to get laid Y/N?

>>79267764
cuck simple as

Hate guys who are light in the loafers

>>79267796
no

>>79267796
Yes

>>79267745
How to stop drinking?

*sharts*

My city is 84% white, 4% black, 6% Asian, and 6% Hispanic

i would like alcohol

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>>79267796
YES!

... but i've been thinking about it and im going to try not to think about it and just have fun this term at school.

men were created to serve women

>>79267796
Yes.

>>79267899
I always hear americans complain about niggers and spics but never asians. Why is that?

>>79267942
asians are great

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>>79267801
abhorrent

>>79267942
Canadian Asians are mostly Chinese mongrels.

American Asians are mostly Japanese/South Korean intellectuals.

>>79267942
Asians are cool. Wish we had less Flips and more Japs, though.

>>79267879
going to meetings helped me, especially early on. it's helpful talking to and hearing from others who have your same problems

1 more week and first time being home since January

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no girl will ever love me.

>>79268035
why

>>79267993
>Chinese in USA: 4,947,968
>Japanese in USA: 1,404,286
>Korean in USA: 2,238,989

What did he mean by this?

>>79268067
look mommy i made shit up

>Asians
>intellectuals
one and only one

>>79267463
pssshhh ta bien llenita compa. Pase los nudes.

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daily reminder

Holy shit Taylor swift's new song is so fucking bad
If anyone here still supports her I feel sorry for you
It's beyond awful

>>79268132
she's been trash since she moved away from country and started doing pop

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>>79268044
im mentally ill and have no self esteem.

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MY FUCKING BITCOINS

japan is big

just killed a huge faggot centipede

>>79267960
>>79268010
>>79267993
t. Chinks

>>79268162
hold faggot

well you are certainly mentally ill

>>79268190
BASH THE FASH

Can we not use the word chinks? It's insulting to Taiwanese people

>>79267902
No you wouldn't
>>79268024
But I'm very asocial and would rather die, plus my problems are trivial

today is yoga doomsday

>>79268191
t. pedro gonzalez

>>79268162
Shoulda sold

>>79268162
what happened? oh my goodness. I have $10~ worth of BTC in my wallet. please tell me I didn't lost money

>>79268238
Don't like spics either

>>79268297
what do you like

>>79268302
Fellow Italian and greek americans

>>79268275
It's crashing

>>79267879
Actually want to stop and make peace with the fact that you won't ever be able to drink again. You can keep trying to moderate, but odds are you'll fail.

Cryptos were a mistake

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if bitcoin is thousands of dollars then how do you have 10$ of bitcoins

im in love with a boy from Pennsylvania

>>79268162
it's just a dip. buy more now that it's cheaper.

:^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pyops3UGr4

David Duke is a good man

>>79268222
You don't have to speak, you can just sit in on the meetings and study the Big Book. Also AA is pretty rife with people who have completely shit lives and are total failures at taking care of themselves, so you get a decent confidence boost. Good place to go if you're a schauenfreude enthusiast.

>>79268387
Are they free?

>>79268384
what does he do

who else is ready to #DumpTrump

If Hillary Clinton was president I would have a gf right now.

>>79268439
Advocates for white people

>>79268437
Search "your state AA meetings". Will usually come up with a site that finds meetings closest to you, and says the time and location. Some are in dedicated "recovery clubs", some are in church basements, some are in community centers, it varies a lot. There's always coffee and sometimes there's food.

>>79268486
are you a fan of millennial woes

>>79268504
Can't say I am

Irma is overrated af

There's literally nothing wrong with millennials, we were forced into this situation by the boomers

>>79268523
keep forgetting about it. was kinda excited for Harvey but then I remembered that all disasters are boring unless you're directly affected.

>>79268522
o
he's a great advocate for white people

Why aren't you cashing in on the alt-right Youtube craze right now? You can sell shitty books, make a patreon, and pretend that antifa threw acid at you so you can get money out of them for your "medical bills"! All the cool kids are doing it.

PS a bernie voting leftist just set my car on fire, pls donate to my patreon

omg you all owe me 1000 dollars right now

I can't spell very well

Black lives do matter after all

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I think this girl is very cute

Playing civ revolution rn

gonna mow the lawn real quick

>>79268734
are you winning son

>>79268523
It stopped being a Cat. 5 pretty quickly, fake news is hyping it.

>>79268743
Listen to some music while you do it

>roommate randomly peaks into the room to see if im there or to ask something retarded
>doesn't know what headphones are and laughs loudly
I wouldn't mind if he vanished

>>79268710
>being a currymuncher
They all get fat by 30

I like to listen to classic country when I mow lawn

its raining lads
LADS ITS RAINING

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>>79268810
That's a southern Italian.

>>79268850
She's a qt regardless of her race

wish it was raining

my aftershave gives me a terrible headache

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>>79268850
>That's a southern Italian.
They really aren't white

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im looking forward to studing a lot of japanese this weekend

Dont care for people who regularly use exclamation marks

>>79268921
Stop drinking it

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>>79268944
He's lying. We don't want to be w*ite anyway

Going to masturbate to WMBF porn right now

>>79268973
cleavage looks like a butt when you zoom on it

https://a.uguu.se/gGQDIUeLDgiH.webm

that feel when taking walks in the supermarket

why do women
call their partners daddy
my ex used to do it
drove me mad

>>79269018
maybe because your gf's partner was the father of her son

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>tfw no Mexican gf to call me papi

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w2c CHI gf?

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>one of my memes in the catalog again
/OC/

border patrol rp porn is pretty good 2bh, except when the bitch is obviously white and speaking shitty spanish

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>>79269081
Colonization and raceplay is a patrician fetish.

>>79268850
>braces

muh duck

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>live in the south
>live in mobile home
>become homeless from hurricane
Reminder that /dixie/ chooses all three.

I just wish all these people with race fetishes would die a horrible, torture-filled death

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>>79269250
>Live in the South
>Your wife and daughter fuck niggers

>>79269289
Of course you would say that Roberto

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>>79269289
I need brown mystery meat gf

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>>79269289
Do you mean all racial fetishes or just the cuck ones?

>>79269315
All

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>>79269322
But I want a latin girl to say

AYY PAPI
GRINGO POLLA QUE RICOOOO

to me at least once in my life

>>79269361
there's this thing called phone sex you know.

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I want some marijuana tbQh

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Can somebody post the "Employer of the Month" meme
Please
finn for your time

officially of the clock now.

that feel when you will never be an idol producer and literally own dozens of hot asian women as your borderline slaves

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>>79269361
Don't care

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>>79269371
>phone sex
Did you know most of the American phone sex workers are black women? That fat chick from Precious was one of them.

Kills the mood.

>>79269322
What does : "nos salió jotito" mean in English???

>>79269389
Where do you find a dealer if you aren't in school anymore?

>>79269452
order pizza and ask the pizza guy
offer a fat tip

>>79269452
People that I went to high school with lmao

>>79269448

basically "my son turned out to be a fag"

>>79269435
Wow, I thought Mexican were friendly and welcoming...

>>79269289
I'm going to fuck every single latina in spite of you

>>79269407
anyone?

>>79269289
It's not a race fetish, I'm just attracted to girls of all races.

>>79268751
Yeah but i think is frozen

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>>79269485
You thought wrong, leaf.

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>going to fuck every single latina

>>79269514

new

>>79269514

new

>>79269474
thx

>>79269511
Rude, I could have given your sister a nice life.

>>79269095
Wew

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How do I tell my male barber that I want a sissy cute boy hair cut?

Look what you just made me do look what you just made what what you just look what