/cum/

fuck you

horny

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Reminder that i almost died yesterday

fuck me

>>79261425

My dad told me when he was at an Iron Maiden concert in 1983 he was railing lines off asses of other girls. The 80's sounded great desu

>discordfags
Absolute brainlets

>>79261485
kys

>>79261485
>almost
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>79261425
Post only great tunes
https://youtu.be/jCHE0Tjw6MA

>>79261513
he was just high and snorting dingleberries

Just vomited

Why do i have to be so fucking hungover

>>79261459
:3

>>79261513
your dad talks about his debauchery with you? cringe

Tell me about yourselves
Promise I won't dox you

>>79261566
drink water and eat fruit

>>79261578
>not sharing raunchy stories with your son in strict confidence h won't repeat them to your wife
brainlet

>>79261578
t. no father figure in his life to tell him stories about the past

>cringe
Reddit

>>79261618
my gf was bad as fuck when she was a little kid, like breaking windows and shit. Shes good now but shes always laughing whenever she tells me about it like she doesn't even regret it and I'm afraid shes going to tell our kids about it someday and indirectly encourage it

>>79261546
lol forgot the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1tBVtYOBc

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This is you on redditflags

I want to listen to a good band with consistently good discography, give me recs please

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>>79261715

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>>79261578
This

>>79261676
it might not be that she doesnt regret it, but with time and refelction she already knowswhat she did was wrong and isnt hung up about it. I could tell stories about how terrible I was and laugh now

>>79261599
It's so hard to at this point

I fucking lied in bed for 5 hours because moving made me nauseous

>>79261722
Taylor Swift

>>79261722
St. Vincent
>>79261805
This, too

>>79261676
>having a gf
>>79261722
The Microphones perhaps?

>>79261805
Taylor Swift isnt a band

Never touching drugs or alcohol again, I need you to hold me to that and dox me if I fail

>>79261867
She is a one-woman band

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wew

>>79261950
kys

>>79261722
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

include me in the screenshot

>>79261950
2 of my posts :3

>>79261117
I've never liked that country that much. I'm much more into North America and Czech. I could even see myself living in the Czech Republic.

do americans know kimi räikkönen

>>79261722
Zola Jesus
Everything Everything

>>79262132
no

>>79262141
Zola Jesus is a band?

straight white males

I backed my car into a cop car the other day

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Never retched as violently as I just did

>>79262260
is this that white master race I hear so much about?

>>79262260
you just know

>>79262231
Strong no from me

>>79262316
best gimmick

my engineering class is arguing autistically about a homework problem

do you use the app Jodel in the USA?

also why is lucky charms so fucking delicious i grave it i need it cant buy it here

>>79262372
Order it online

Verdun EU server:
Killing in silence. No one talks, maybe few autists give advice and "orders". Good games might include actual tactical conversations.
Verdun US server:
Shitposting and Trump memes. Seriously, it's not a game, it's a chat with WW1 game to keep you occupied.

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girls

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>>79258818
>>79258283
>>79258405
>>79258500
>>79259217
I like this kind of autism

>>79262449
gay

>>79262409
10 $ a box? nah man...

>>79262449
fag

>>79262459
What drives a person to be that autistic?

>>79262449
ALL I REALLY WANT IS GIRLS

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>no thicc South Asian gf
just Kill me already famalamadingdong

>>79262605
UUGGGHHHHH 10/10
name please

>>79262605
really wish i could

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>>79262572
I don't know but I unironically like it, anons can dox people here knowing only some basic info from occasional posts and the images they post. The Pentagon needs to harness autists.

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>>79262605

>>79262651
>>79262605
snek

what are some videogames

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>>79262651
GIB CURRY PUSSY NOW
>>79262620
Nadia Ali

Why didn't it work, Nestor?

God I wish was a girl

>>79261734
stop posting my toad

HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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>>79262771
Dumb Gulfers

>>79262260
I am aroused

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>>79262736
>no curry gf to pump full of cum

>>79262287
>wearing a mexican poncho
>white

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>>79262836
Excruciating feel famalamadingdong

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Everyone say thank you to Canada.

>there are more Canadians in North America than in Canada
Think about that for a second.

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>>79262899

>>79262910
Are you retarded? There are more americans in north America than there are in America too. Why? Because north america contains america.

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>>79262899
ahhh oh no please dont take our abundant trouble making immigrants

>>79262947
Brainlet

>>79262947
heh caught you thinkin'

>>79262899
I was wondering why they didn't name the school, it's some literally who university trying to get students and free press.

>>79262899
yet here I am working 2 jobs to pay off my schooling, fuck this stupid fucking meme country just invade it already you fat pieces of shit

>>79262947
>There are more americans in north America than there are in America too
I certainly hope not.

shadows are flat, and lie flat on the ground
therefore if the earth was round as """science""" claims, would our shadows not jot out at an angle?
think about it, it may take a while for you to understand

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>>79262916
>tfw I made that

>>79263043
How do you deal with being a foglia di merda?

>>79263043
cute pepe

>>79262973
>>79262997
Explain this meme. This is basic logic.

really activated my almonds

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>>79263052
I thought this guy looked like a fat gay you (assuming you are the terrone)

>>79263043
That's... deep

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AAUGH MY ALMONDS

>>79263097
Very mean

>>79263149
Wow

>>79263097
Me on the right

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>>79263150
But he really does

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This made me think desu

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>>79263149

>>79263149
Why is neil degrasse tyson such a pompous ass?

>>79263209
He looks handsome

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>>79263226

>>79263226
Wh*te "People" BTFO

>>79263237
Obama was based though
he stood up to Israel

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>>79263226
>WE WUZ black people obsessed with calling white rhesus monkeys
>consistently use pictures of chimpanzees
hmm...

Starting to get nauseous again

did any of you give me your thoughts on putting a cold air intake on my car last night?

If you did, tell me again because I fell asleep.

idea: leave a multivitamin in a cup of coffee, let it dissolve and drink the fluid

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>>79263290
>tfw both parties suck isreals cock

I'm really enjoy Ohio, guys.

I like it that it's hard to find Mexicans in Columbus.

>>79263341
I asked what car you had

>>79263379
Had sex with any white women yet?

>>79263341
reasons for
>sounds cool
>looks cool
>potential 5hp gain
reasons against
>sucks in more dirt/dust
>oiled filters foul MAFs
>higher risk of hydrolocking engine from puddles

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Need food t b h honestly

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>Mexican fashion

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Do you ever worry the normies you interact with will see all the stupid shit you post on 4chan?

>>79263489
hopefully nobody knows i come here

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>>79263238
clearly you're just a brainlet

>>79263489
I've only ever met one other person who uses 4chan irl

>>79263489
No. How would they ever?

>>79263467
still better than skinny jeans

>>79263555
I've known 2 people who use it

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Who else here is getting hit by irma?

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Rely made me think

>>79263411
Yup. My neighbor. Typical white slut :3 Quite lovely blowjobs.

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>>79263601
He also was a huge redditor

>>79263641
Make sure to have sex with as many white girls as possible

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>>79263640
>american negroes literally think in black and white

>he doesn't shitpost while walking

>>79263686
Yes, it's a personal debt that all mestizos have. I have made it my duty to fuck at least 10 more white women.

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>>79263712
>He doesn't greentext his stories in real life

>>79263725
>10
Needs to be at least 30 famalamadingdong

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>cuckposting

>>79263863
What else would /cum/ do?

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i'm back on campus, feels average...

going to join two clubs this term, hopefully i can make a friend...

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>only friends I have anymore is /int/
>well aware none of you are actually my friend

White "men" should be chemically castrated and white women should be assigned to an interracial breeding camp where they are breed by brown and black men. Debate me

>>79263936
You should focus more on building a rapport with your professors and networking for a career after school, rather than making friends through idle interests.

>>79263965
Stop gook-spamming ottawa from posting and I will be your friend for real.

>>79263968
Good business idea

>>79263968
>brown

lol no

>>79263968
Hello, Louis.

>>79263968
Very logical

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hello

My business plan:
1. Execute all nonwhite males
2. Make polygamy mandatory
3. Give all white males a white wife as well as a couple nonwhite wives
4. When a nonwhite woman is pregnant with her half white children, check the sex of the child.
5. If the fetus is male, it gets aborted. If it's female, it gets to live.
6. Once the half white female is 18, she gets assigned a white husband.
7. After several generations, the nonwhite genes will be bred away.

Americans are lightweights when it comes to drinking

>>79264131
>>>/pol/

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>>79264131
>me when I see a wh*teboi

>>79264131
very brazilian

>>79264125
Who is this qt you keep posting?

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wh*Te subhuman piece of shit, wh*Te fucking garbage, you will learn your place beneath the audacity of a true man. A BLACK man. Know that even the lowliest of the BLACKS is greater than your greatest wh*Te prodigy. A dick numbering 12 inches or more you cannot compete and while you laugh yourself giddy in denial revel in knowing that every single day while you go to work a real man, a BLACK man, is destroying your gf or wife in your house and on your bed and she will never tell you because she craves what you cannot offer. There is nothing you can do about it. An untamable beast of pure masculinity in comparison to you, you shrivel in cowardice behind your computer screen. Never in your sorry pathetic wh*Te-guilted life will you ever call one of us a "nigger" to our faces because you know that you would not escape retribution. Claim your superiority with your guns all you want wh*Te children because deep down you know that its a fall-back to mask your incompetence and insecurity over having become worthless in the eyes of those greater than you. Try as you will reality cannot and will not be prevented by the likes of you. You are the minority. We are the majority. We are lord and master - judge and jury. You will not escape the next generation you will be bred out of existence and your children just as your women will bow to us.

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but one of them is an engineering team...

the other is japanese language club lol...

*double dips*

>>79264186

>>>/soc/25655689

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how are you holding up /cum/

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>>79264229
Glad to see I live in your head rent free

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how ya holdin up, /cum/

>>79264250
Talked to a cute girl a couple days ago and I feel pretty good.

>>79264265
>>79264250
FUCK I WAS LATE

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>>79264250
>celsius

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>>79264229

>>79263388
mini cooper s with supercharger. Kinda feel the supercharger takes too long to come into play. I feel a cold air intake can make the supercharger come in at lower rpm.

>>79263440
hmmm, I didn't think much of the negatives. But hydrolocking is a concern. I live in northern california and its kinda humid around here so idk how well the cai will be at preventing moisture from entering the engine.

>>79264276
>>79264265
>giving gookmoot your shekels

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Name a more dynamic duo

>south east asian "men"

need an asian bf asap desu

>>79264304
its because of my proxy server. thats what you have to pay if your a paranoid autist i suppose

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Lol

>>79264340
Nice picture

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>>79264340

>>79264346
Xd

>>79264360
nice flag

>>79264346
coastalfags BTFO

>>79264387
West coast still best coast

>>79264384
>mexico without the eagle
Dumb tourist

there were some cops walking around looking at my car
what do you think they're up to?

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>>79264336

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>>79264404
>cuckfornia

>>79264415
who the fuck makes these things?

Will I be able to shitpost on /cum/ during the hurricane?

>>79264428
Photographers

>>79264433
Not if the power goes out, RIP anon. Keep posting until it happens.

>>79264410
cheerio

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>>79264475

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Post a more qt female.

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>>79264519

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>>79264475
>>79264505
You really have some difficulty posting images eh? This is a SEA man btw

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>>79264519
Griffith

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>ISIS users are celebrating US evacuations for #IrmaHuriccsne2017, calling the hurricane a "soldier of Allah"

Why is allah punishing me?

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hmmmm

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>>79264519
too easy

>>79264546
Im to intelignent too p oost right

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>>79264573
>People deserve to be treated like humans

>>79264541
short haired girls are CUTE

>>79264573
>tolerants can't tolerate intolerants

bunch of hypocritical poofters, m9

>>79264582
she'd be cute if she wasn't anorexic

>>79264556
>muslims live like subhumans under isis getting bombed by the rest of the world
>that's not Allah's will
>something bad happens to USA
>that is definitely Allah's will
Hmm....

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NOD did nothing wrong

>>79264620
I don't know what ancient Mesolithic beauty metric system do you use to evaluate women, but for my patrician standards, she's supercute

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Have you ever seen a MORE content rat in your life? HAHA thought not!

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>>79264643
Cypher did nothing wrong

>>79264674
the beauty system where I'd like to pound her pooper without feeling bones slapping my hips

>>79264681
he a good boy he just wanted some steak and good wine, he dindu nuffin

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>>79264679
Have you ever seen a MORE content pig in your life? HAHA thought not!

>>79264681
the blue pill is the real red pill

>>79264708
>>79264679
C U T E

*points gun at you* Yeah, that's right. Keep the posting gimmick going...

>>79264696
>2017
>pounding poopers

kek m8 you're from middle ages or what. Nowadays it's all about foreplay and external/imaginative sex, only plebs have actual sex

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>>People deserve to be treated like humans

>>79264681
ignorance truly is bliss

I hope Irma destroys the porn industry desu

Human rights are a meme.

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>>79264736
*teleports behind you*

nice try... kid

>>79264752
California and Las Vegas isn't being affected

p sure I could one hit KO a hurricane no biggie

I have come to Perkele and drink beer

>>79264742
This. Being nude with another human being is vulgar and base. Physical contact with another nude human is shameful.

>>79264792
Amun-Ra please calm down

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>>79264762
This but unironically

>>79264786
I thought Florida was also a prominent location for porn companies?

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WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM UGLY

>>79264805
you refined elegant motherfucka, that's my dude right here

>>79264827
probably because you are

>>79264827
You should've accepted that you're ugly before posting you're picture everywhere online

>>79264805
>>79264845
Why are virgins posting in my chad thread?

>>79264821
Yes, it's basically California, Las Vegas and Miami. I say California because it's all over the place there from LA to San Francisco.

>>79264827
Yo mama so ugly people think that you and her are twins

>>79264827
something wrong with their eyes prob.

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>>79264864
I AM HANDSOME

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Trying to quit drinking, too fucking hungover to look at the bottles i left behind

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I really appreciate light-hearted, whimsical posts. Please humor me with some.

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>>79264897
Did your mommy tell you that

>>79264877
ah, oh well. God will raze those Gomorrah's as well when he gets around to it

>>79264801
I love you finland

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>>79264827
because this is the ideal male body.You make not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>79264934
YES

>>79264939
Love you too, United States <3
*kiss*

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>>79264923

I want to get a gf that will let me pimp her out to smelly homeless dudes and then give me all her money

How was your first week of uni lads?

ocean man take me by the hand

what is perkele

>Raise my magic stat like crazy
>Still can't one shot fools, and it takes way too fucking long to cast a spell
Magician class was a mistake

>>79264897
Accept it bro. I'm ugly as sin as well but I've gotten used to it

>>79265013
Been a month for me but I'm doing a lot better then last semester so far

>>79265040
Finnish meme curse word for the devil

How can a dogfight also be a catfight? It happens when a couple female pilots are on different sides of war.

>>79265012
That's not what gfs are for....
>>79265013
I start in two weeks.

>>79265052
I AM HANDSOME GOD DAMNIT. GIRLS HAVE BEEN ATTRACTED TO ME BEFORE

>choose jedi consular
>end game sucks, but jedi mind trick is cool and its fun making sith lords fight each other

>choose jedi guardian master race
>can kill the strongest enemies in one hit

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>>79265045
>magic will never exist in real life

>>79265077
what does it mean "I've come to perkele"

>>79265080
Good for you then

the replies to me don't have the "(You)" next to them wtf whose stealing them

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I wonder why women don't find me attractive

like taking candy from a baby..

>>79264921
Quit while you're ahead, it's just gonna get worse.

t. ex drunkard

@79265145
I am you dumb idiot >:)

>>79265104
Nothing it's a meme word here somehow. Even Finns don't know why it is a meme on English sites.

>>79265162
you ug bruh

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*blocks your path*

lead me to the land that you understand

>>79265104
It means I have come to spread evil and cuck all of you

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I guess everyone here is out for Friday night

wish I could smell a cute girl right now

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just moved in today.

not going to make it lads.

>>79265417
youll be fine

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>lads
I hope you don't

I excel in mediocrity.

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Still feel a little sick but I think I'm going to be okay

I'm mediocre at excelling

I mediocre in excellity.

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>>79265194

It's because I'm a nigger

I bet if I were Asian women would be begging to fuck me

>>79265575
kys

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mediocre excel i in

>>79265575
if you were indeed an asian women I'd wanna fug you

Business idea: excel in excellence

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>>79265601
Are you an Asian male?

Im mediocre at Microsoft excel also I use the 2007 version

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currently using food to fill the void

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>>79265575
Try again yellowboi

>>79265619
even better I'm white

>>79265630
that's one of those things you really regret in a few months when you have a new formed tummy.

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>>79265660
That's not better

>>79265643
Hey not all Asian women like white men

>>79265630
Use something else, like meditation

Perhaps you will find the void disappears

I >> you

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You really aren't staying in on Friday night are you anon?


*goes out for Friday night*

I <3 you

>90's - 00's surfer rock and beer

What a friday

literally just realized it was Friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

in case anyone else needed the reminder

hung up an american flag in my room

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me on the left

>>79265856
me on the far right

>>79265849
Racist

>>79265849
youre gonna burn the house down afterwards, right?

Was Muhammad the Hitler of his day?

>>79265849
your patriotism makes me uncomfortable. In this Trump era you need to be more careful about how your actions can be perceived.

>>79265956
>>79265978
ebin
upvoted

I bragged to my gf about making a thread on 4chan that lasted for 300 posts

just ate a slightly expired slim jim

>>79266100
wow

>>79266116
dont judge me nigger

>>79266191
>>79266191
>>79266191