My daughter is in a UN club, she represents the USA and need

Well she's already a Mexican so she's good to go

>>79260274
Does your daughter have BMI>30? Then she's good to go

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>>79260274
Pictured please, and take pictures

Does your daughter fart and shart her self all the time?
Then she is good to go!

>>79260336
fpbp

>>79260274
>daughter
How old are you?

>>79262343
35

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>>79260274

>>79260274
Cowboy hat, stars & stripes bikini, and a walmart scooter with attached dancing pole.

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A fatsuit

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This summarizes the American spirit. You could also put her on redneck's attire and a torch.

ITT: Not even a single original, non-100% predictable meme/bantz

/int/ is dead.

>>79264949
Oh please, my cunt has been bullied 10x harder than yours.

>>79265018
Debatable.

A fat suit and a motorized scooter

pilot shades and a shirt printed all over with stars and stripes

>>79260274
A small impotent circumcised cock to represent to will of the American people.

>>79265018
yeah nah bitch

>>79260336
fpbp
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fpbp
fpbp
FPBP
FPBP
FPBP

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I would go with Columbia

>>79265018
yeah, in original ways. it gets kind of boring when you see the same shit every day, be creative

>>79267177
SHART

>>79267236
yeah yeah, think of something new

>>79267177
>be creative
How about instead you faggots stop using this board so it can be truly international?
Americans are the worst posters and it makes no fucking sense why you idiots haven't been region blocked yet. No one wants you here; we use humour as a way to laugh at the retarded side of Americans in order to deal with the cancerous side.

Go shoot up a school or something, cunt. Set a new high score. Just fuck off.

dress her like this a huge succes is guaranteed :^)

>>79267305
>ban a country
>on international
australian """""""""""""""""""""""""""intellectuals"""""""""""""""""""""

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>>79267356
forgot the pic

>>79267305
>this level of anal devastation
wew

>>79267305
>the fact an american post is on this board sends other countries in seething rages
lmao get fucked fag

>>79267305
OBSESSED

>>79267305
Sounds like someone forgot to take their medication this morning. Poor guy.

>>79262668

Goddamn, you guys really do have em young.

>>79267689
She's only 6

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>>79266226

The projection is strong in this one.

>>79260274
Pant suit or one of Hilary's suits

>>79267729

I find it odd that you'd do a mock government for kids that age. They're honestly not going to learn anything.

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>>79260274
Dress her like this.

Tell her to yell "Burn the witch!" every time she gets to speak.

>>79267799
They're too old for cosplay at any age in which they would

>>79267925

>Croatia

Oh god, the irony.

>>79260274
white pants with a shitstain

>>79267974
Getting triggered a bit too easy there, m8.

>>79267392
>>79267405
>>79267465
>>79267683
Why do Americans responding to banter always sound like they just got here from 9gag?

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It looks great and there are lots of nice modern parallels to what was going on then.

>>79268047

>the current version of "lol u mad?"

The words might change but the attitude?

Never.

>>79268075
That's the Australian poster that seethes to tears over America, surely you've seen him before

>>79268625
He hasn't seen that aussie sperglord post here before
He obviously just arrived here from 9gag, which explains the projection in his post

>>79267305
you mad much?

>>79269431
Still not as irritating as that butthurt Mexican.