/brit/

i fucking dare anyone to get more (You)s than me in any thread of their choice on this whole website

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tummy's rumbling

>>79258323
good bait but you realise it was afghanistan that was the immediate response to 9/11 ye

hope you've all put your super 6 predictions in
guaranteed millionaire tomoz

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So the guy who is obsesed with atacking the left here is PJW

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>>79258335
Georgie a cutie :)

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>>79258346
life

>>79258381
bent nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

>nearly 10 years old

Youtube wat

>>79258335
me on the right

never seen a leftie present a valid argument in a /brit/ thread

79258335
79258381
ahh no, the royal family is made up of faggots

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>>79258378
fuk of

sexual promiscuity is inherently morally wrong

>>79258367
I was pretending to be Brady but also making informative posts too and got 16 (You)'s

Never seen a leftie in my life

>>79258428
same but for rorkes

>>79258381
they're purposely pumping him full of oestrogen to make him the first gay prince and bring in a new era of cultural marxism where it's unfashionable to be straight if you're white

Fuck off PJW

>>79258369
same
at least places are open for you to go and get food

just having sex brb

Listening to Tom Waits

the mexican is here

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>>79258381

>>79258489
what's he waiting for

look at me
fuck on me

>>79258489
same except im not listening to tom waits

ate 8 paramol pills impulsively and now feel sick as a pig will I die

>>79258455
>>>/fit/42790472
Get more (You)s than me in this thread and I'll buy you a pint.

I'll post under the name of your choice.

>>79258335
Doctor Pavel? I'm HRH.

>>79258478
yeah got a paki pizza en route
grim but will have to do

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sue

>>79258464
rorkes present facts and logic

leftypol present ad hominems and autistic screeching

>>79258381
unironically reported this to the BND

he was also defending the filthy jewish whore of lauren southern

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anime

Sex is like pooping everybody does it haha

>>79258529
both can be said for each sides

and Harrenhal?

FACT: Relapse is Eminem's second best album.
The rhyming scheme is incredible on par with Rakim and the use of accents to make words that don't rhyme actually rhyme is genius. It's pleb filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XExCZiXP3MM

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love ar lauren

nervously waiting for a reply

>>79258517
post under the name "Supermang #password32"

>>79258381
should be sent to scotland to live in the wilderness, away from his gay parents

>>79258531
Just put it in my file ;)

>>79258469
you fuck off

is this the same autistic mexicANO whose face got posted on /int/ a while back?

>>79258559
off the table

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>>79258568
I do all of these things and I'm still depressed

>>79258567
can not stand her

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>>79258567
why's she so perfect brehs?

>>79258558
is that the only argument you have

to just mirror what I said?

howling at the state of you leftypol

i've never posted my face here in 4chan

>>79258589
Literally me

>>79258589
every yank uni lad in the south looks like this ugly faggot

>>79258471
>>79258471
if you go and drink 3 or 4 of them that's like 8 cups of coffee and what, 7 pints of beer worth of alcohol?
if you're not careful think it will fuck you if you're a light drinker

>>79258602
punchable face

>>79258568
do all these except bottom left cos im rude and ugly lol

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>He's an ESL teacher

>>79258571
spooked me

>>79258335
him and kate are based as fuck just churning out sprogs like no-one's business, especially in this day of jew-engineered low fertility among whites

even his mother was about to shit out about 28 little muhammeds before she got 'razzi'd

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>>79258609

>>79258601
you couldn't handle a women like her with your tiny virgin dick

>>79258568
I just took a drink of water and I don't feel any different WTF

>>79258605
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFF REIGHT WING BULLY
LITERALLY HITLER
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>79258602
must be those 100% Scandi-Thule genes

that's not me

>>79258638
7 inches mate
not a virgin

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with 2017 being over rather soon...how's /gf2017/ going for you lads?

>>79258635
i miss him too

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I need GOOD book recs for learning Scottish Gaelic mas e do thoil e!

>>79258602
wretched whore

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staying in feels nice

Doctor PAVEL
I'm SEE EYE EH

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polly desu lads

>>79258639
you're probably drinking tap water

>>79258568
I do that but unironically cried myself to sleep Thursday evening

>>79258679
As opposed to rainwater? lol

Why are most homosexuals pedophiles?

>“Overwhelming evidence supports the belief that homosexuality is a sexual deviancy often accompanied by disorders that have dire consequences for our culture,” wrote Steve Baldwin in, “Child Molestation and the Homosexual Movement,” soon to be published by the Regent University Law Review.

>>79258667
>unironically watching Shit and Farty

>>79258609
I have accidentally but I was really far away in the picture so no one would have known it was me

>>79258605
the point of mirroring it is to show that it's literally meaningless and is just self congratulatory drivel

>>79258660
prove it

>>79258568
none of these matters if you a) watch porn b) played world of warcraft c) browse image boards

>>79258563
this song is such rubbish but I like it
https://youtu.be/HxBvD1j_8qM

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>>79258661
>with 2017 being over rather soon

>>79258467
hes 5 years old and will act like a bender because thats what kids do when theyre young. he'll even out over the next few years.

>>79258689
you have to boil the water to get rid of the fluorine and chlorine and other things the govt is trying to poison you with

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>>79258467
you know, it really wouldn't surprise me anymore

>>79258713
come round then

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>>79258666
>>79258622
t. benders
not even a right winger or rorke but she's my waifu I'd love to hate fuck her while calling her a racist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InH-iidhabY

>>79258667
would love a pizza now
there is a pizza hut about 25 minutes from campus but asians do weird shit like broccoli and mayonnaise on pizzas

>>79258689
tap water is rain water you daft twat

bet you don't even use a filter

enjoy that oestrogen and fluoride

>>79258678
has she shaved her armpits yet?

>>79258726
rashed

>>79258667
>drinking ale
>eating pizza
>watching rick n morty
this is the life reddit... and when my girl gets back from clubbing she might let me eat her vajayjay...

>>79258664
have you tried doing that? it tells you you're permabanned for CP

>>79258661
>no /gf2016/
>no /gf2017/ so far
looks like im getting 3 gfs next year lads x

>>79258701
>Why are most homosexuals pedophiles?
they're not

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>>79258733
Why are British men such pussies and kill themselves?

Ah yes, diversity is a strength

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41201666

>Regent University Law Review seeks to present academically excellent scholarship on relevant issues facing the legal community today from the perspective of a historic Christian worldview. It is committed to a jurisprudence based upon a Higher Law; that is, law based upon the Law of God, yet remains open to publishing opposing viewpoints in certain contexts. It is the goal of the Law Review to provide a forum for scholarship that applies this perspective to our current legal system and that edifies the practicing bar.

Established in 1991, the Law Review is published by Regent University’s School of Law. Since then, student editors and staff members, chosen on the basis of academic achievement and writing ability, have gained valuable experience by writing and editing the Law Review under the guidance of the law faculty.

>>79258739
thailad told me she wasn't right wing

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>>79258665
help me

>>79258717
>rubbish
Nah just listen to the metaphors and rhyme scheme it's genius
>>79258621
Jesus, that's hardcore. I've had two and I'm wide awake

>>79258767
brainlet

>>79258305
why is 85% of the EPL black and/or foreign?
really makes you think.....

>>79258667
>>79258667
This picture is really good bait

>>79258751
>muh fluoride
I'd rather drink fluorinated water than the bugs that will make you shit your guts out and the heavy metals that give you the ol' 'cer they have here

come over
to the window
my little darling
I'd like to
try to read
your palm

>>79258768
dam..

>>79258773
idk why u asking me
a lot of the time its probably tfw no gf

>>79258589
He looks familiar somehow

>>79258773
>pussies
nah
pure logic

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>>79258781
>Shershah Muslimyar, Rafiullah Hamidy and Tamin Rahmani were jailed for 14 years each

Fucking white people

>>79258781
>she asked them for directions when she got lost on a night out with friends.
honest mistake, she clearly was asking for it

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>>79258768
idiot

>already have two (You)s on my trollpost

This is a non-contest

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>>79258790
She most defo is, she's essentially a libertarian.
But she doesn't believe in the political spectrum and says it's outdated maybe that's what thailad meant

>>79258830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbHSiQyCPTw

but what's this...?

redpill me on wales

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>>79258665
help

>>79258796
it's probably got the same alcohol content as some cocktails or spirit + mixer
do they just taste like energy drinks?

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>>79258820
>u asking me

I JUST WAS GENERALLY ASKING THE THREAD.


SEEMS LIKE BRITISH PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THERE OWN BANTZ AND OFF THEMSELVES.

people who say they don't believe in the political spectrum are just uncomfortable with where they place on it

>>79258796
i mean the rhyming is funny but he's literally saying nothing and the hook is really shite

>>79258861
plenty of them in america

I hear you call them women

Ah yes, homosexuals are disgusting pedos
>celebrating an 8 year old drag queen
http://lgbtweekly.com/2017/08/09/watch-this-8-year-old-boy-transform-into-drag-queen-lactatia-video/
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/lgbt-community-celebrates-8-year-old-drag-queen.-critics-call-it-child-abus

>>79258729
Boiling kills parasites and bacteria but doesn't remove any chemicals. You need Alex Jones water filters for that.

I joke, but I honestly felt a massive difference when I switched to a fluoride free toothpaste. Used a fluoridated toothpaste once after, and felt quite light-headed and confused. There's definitely a difference, and fluoridating the water, I'm sure, is forced medication intended to pacify people. Possibly chemtrails as well. Saw the sky all criss-crossed with them one afternoon, and myself and almost everyone I talked to mentioned how they were unusually scatterbrained that evening. Even the woman behind the checkout in Sainsbury's was getting muddled, and commented on how she felt weird.

Israel is blasphemy t.b.h.

>>79258859
>but what's this...?
typical british cuckoldry. that's pjw in his true muslim loving form. white british genocide couldnt come soon enough desu.

>>79258811
Because only fluoridated water is safe to drink?

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>>79258781
caught my eye on the side
very progressive

arguments rorkes can NOT win:
>more guns in the UK would make us safer
>privatising the NHS would make our healthcare better
>free speech is an absolute concept that must be upheld
>free markets distribute resources efficiently
>immigration is a net drain on the economy
>russia and the USA have a harmony of interests in the middle east, east asia or basically anywhere

arguments rorkes can win easily:
>orthodox islam and liberalism are inherently incompatible

mum had me at 44

mad ting

why arent women lining up outside my bedroom begging me to be their bf?

>>79258900
Why would homo pedos want to make a boy into a girl? That doesn't even make sense

>>79258706
>>79258762
fuck off it's alright, imagine being a contrarian autistic freak who doesn't watch a show because his favourite meme board doesn't like it
cringe at you, meme-spouting child

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gays are mentally ill

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>>79258665
anyone here know how to speak Scottish gaelic?

>>79258876
u replied to me post

>>79258922
fucking hell

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>>79258861

Thoughts on getting smashed and going out for further drinking lads?

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>>79258781
>>79258922
broken britain

>>79258667
>watching reddit and memey

fuck off

>>79258767
Nice argument. Ignoring statistics as usual

>https://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/student_life/studentorgs/lawreview/docs/issues/v14n2/Vol.%2014,%20No.%202,%203%20Baldwin.pdf

"Sexual Behavior, 86% of pedophiles described themselves as homosexual or bisexual."

>>79258943
bet you're out of shape and rarely have sex

>>79258895
coming from england or wherever you're from, your women are built like refrigerators., lena dunham clones

>>79258924
howling at how brainwashed you are

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504478575162.webm

Is it time for Dixieposting yet?

>>79258922
desu it depends. If your brother was a right cunt then who started on someone then he maybe deserved to die.

saw a fat white woman and it disgusted me
White women literally have all the advantages in the world and they still cant stop stuffing their faces with cheeseburgers every day.

>dude chemicals lmao
>dude the gubberment are poisoning us with chemicals lmao

you're a brainlet if you don't read a book a week minimum

>>79258974
story is from the US

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>>79258949
>Lactatia
>8 years old

>>79258924
rorkes don't believe in liberalism so why should anyone care

>>79258892
Fuck me hip-hop isn't about saying something. It's about busting the most fire metaphors and flow and rhyming schemes and patterns.
Also he is saying something. Relapse is a concept album about the life of a fictional serial killer
"soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of mozart"
utter fire
>>79258874
More like a cocktail

im a turbororke but i honestly absolutely hate mong cunts who go out and protest in favour of the confederacy
>its about muh state rights
yeah the state right to keep slaves

>>79258919
safer than lead or mercury

>>79258980
retard

just because most paedophiles describe themselves as gay/bisexual does not mean that most gays are paedophiles

>>79259015
if you add up all the britposts in one week thats a book innit

>>79258949
fucking hell, what the fuck is happening

>>79258924
>>free speech is an absolute concept that must be upheld
>>immigration is a net drain on the economy
me
>>russia and the USA have a harmony of interests in the middle east, east asia or basically anywhere
sort of me. russia is not the USSR, and is not a global rival or a critical current threat to the USA
however their interests are mostly divided, partly because most people in both countries still think the cold war is being waged

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>>79258922
>TFW YOU SENT YOU NIGGER HERE AND NO ONE LIKES HIM

EVERY ASSHOLE YOU SEND US IS COMPLETE SHIT LIKE THAT FUCKING JOHN OLIVER GUY

STOP IT

played any good vidya recently?

>>79259033
well im not a nigger so why should i care

>>79258988
which particular ones can you win?

>>79259009
Pineal status: Fossilized

>>79258924
ah yes the NHS works pefectly

>let's just import a load of paki doctors with dodgy degrees to save a bit of money and having to train british doctors

NHS is a steaming pile of shit and needs burning down ASAP

>>79258981
Wrong. I'd assume the ones clinging to memes to support their world-view are the virgins

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>>79258958

I'm 25, can my parents legally kick me out? They're threatening to, but is it legal?

>>79258952
language of the gays?

>>79259035
Well don't put lead or mercury OR fluoride in your water then. Problem solved.

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>>79259018
oh thank god

>>79259070
yes

>>79258967
Do it and take pics

>>79259056
take your shit chat to r9k you fucking loser

>>79259045
cultural marxism which will eventually include the legalisation of paedophilia

>>79259032
doesn't sound that nice then

>>79259065
Greater London

>>79259065
>ah yes I'm going to train for 8-10 years to earn £35,000/year just because I enjoy helping people so much

social health care is the problem, who the FUCK is gonna work so hard for so little rewrad

any manual transmission man in?

>>79259079
Don't get this one.

>>79259065
our health outcomes are about oecd average for a tax spend anout 70-80% of oecd average. It's good, it's cheap, and it's universal. Explain how it's bad if you fancy it

>>79259070
yeah they can do that

though if they're willing to make their son homeless then they're clearly not nice people and you should've moved out long ago

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>the scottish and irish literally speak gay-lick

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>>79259070
Fucking yes you dumbass

>>79259070
they can kick you out when you're 16

lauren southern is a 6/10

>>79259079
so true...!

>>79259056
Battlefield 1

>>79259070
lmao its legal when your 18 m8

>>79259065
>if it doesn't work perfectly then it's fundamentally unsound and should be scrapped
By that logic I should chop my knob off. You know why I won't? Because it's better than nothing, as is the NHS.

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>>79258922
fucking christcucks

>>79259127
we only barely do to be honest

Housemate has gone to bed at five to fucking 10 on a Friday night

Just cranked my music up an extra 10 notches as she's in the room below me

>>79259115
passed my test last week but won't get to drive for another year

>>79259112
>>79259065
small brain

>Hops in IPA beers linked to man boobs

makes a lot of sense

ah yes the bradley spamming virgin is here

>>79259051
funnily enough, everyone one TV here in the UK dreams of being on US television because the audience is so much bigger
but the only people that successfully make the transfer are complete sadact wasters that have either failed/failing in the UK

for example, have never heard of john oliver outside of 4chan, same with james corden

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>>79259106
fuck. that.

>>79259032
I was talking about the song I posted not the relapse album. there aren't really any metaphors in it its just an exercise in rhyming a bunch of non sequitur scenarios but its funny

>>79259051
idris was good in the wire desu

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no one here can speak Gàidhlig. later guys

doing a read
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/slezkinerev.pdf

>>79259159
Ummm, have you seen my (You)s, sweaty?

>>>/fit/42793009

>>79259152
haha epic troll my friend xD roasties btfo am i right? shadilay!

>>79259122
like I said it's just full of unqualified foreign doctors and nurses treating non-british health tourists and drug addicts

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health

"The only serious black mark against the NHS was its poor record on keeping people alive."

HOWLING

Woke up to find that all the frogs in my frog pen are suddenly bent

>>79259079
ah yes memey.com

>>79259106
the only people pushing for this are right wingers like Milo and Gavin McInnes

>>79259198
>2
good for your first week here I guess

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>>79259178
>that one episode of mock the week where john oliver is just being awkward and unfunny

>>79259152
She just wanted to avoid you mate. Literally the oldest trick in the book

>>79259219
are you this much of a brainlet?

he posted that video 3 years ago

>>79258924
>>more guns in the UK would make us safer
Ah yes as we know we can truly rely on the police who take half an hour to arrive at our house to save us if ever an intruder gets in
>>privatising the NHS would make our healthcare better
I don't agree with this and most rorkes don't either. Everyone loves the NHS except tarquins.
>>free speech is an absolute concept that must be upheld
You sound like a bigot
>>free markets distribute resources efficiently
Competition is good and it's what breeds new inventions. See: all the good inventions in WW2 as a result of competition and the space race.
>>immigration is a net drain on the economy
It is. Too many people live on our tiny island. More people = more welfare
>>russia and the USA have a harmony of interests in the middle east, east asia or basically anywhere
Trump doesn't like the rebels fighting Assad and stopped government aid to them. Putin hates them too.

>>orthodox islam and liberalism are inherently incompatible
True because Islam is homophobic and sexist, and you know it
>>79259022
I'm a classical liberal

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>>79259192
I unironically do. Stupid fucking waste of space Irish schooling. Wish I had learned something useful instead.

nooooo she's starting to slut it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tcCEWsuxs

>>79259056
Still playing New Vegas. Got tons of mods, basically just role-playing as an all-powerful ruler of New Vegas and the surrounding territories. Went flying around looking for hotties to "recruit" and store in my base last night. Given the right mods, some of those fiends are alright looking.

>>79259178
john oliver sure but gaving and stacy was popular as fuck when it aired

>men are expected to spend every weekend chasing after women
why not just rape them and save your time?

>>79259260
>back to school
nonce

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>turned up for an interview
>had pre-set of answers as I'm not good at thinking on the spot
>they immediately start asking random questions
>which TV shows do you watch
>panic
>first thing I can thing of is Bob's Burgers
>fail the interview
>don't even watch Bob's burgers

>>79259173
Proofs

>>79259201
you realised you linked me to an article that says the NHS is the world's best health system?
And surprisingly where there is a profit motive to keep quadraspazzed on a life glug 90 year olds alive, they do it. That's questions, regards, question frogs

>>79259042
Ah sorry I worded it wrong. I meant to say why are most pedos homosexual.
But please continue to strawman

>>79258924

lol
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html

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LMFAO look at those JIDF scumbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCAC5mW6CNM

>>79259269
yeah it was popular amongst the shit eating, strictly come dancing watching crowd

>>79259198
>2 yous even when using the supermang name which is guaranteed replies
dire

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if I had a chinese bank card i could order a maccies breakfast RIGHT NOW

>>79259255
yeah why learn any language but english am i right :P

not a rapist, just too shy to ask for consent innit

>>79259281
Scots Gaelic is a meme

>>79259226
Where's your post?

my mate once fingered a koi carp for a tenner

>>79259255
I meant Scottish gaelic but good for you you should be proud of yourself

what happend with you PJW, you were not that bad like today

>>79259282
should've got up and said "I'M PICKLE RIIIIICCKKKK"

guaranteed hire on the spot

>>79259260
screenshot?
can't be arsed turning on my vpn just to watch whatever it is

played one grime track on my old speakers and now they're busted

>>79259282
why is this shit even in interviews
i honestly want to be treated like a robot. anything but my skills ought to be irrelevant

>>79259299
ah yes "the only thing the NHS aren't good at is their only reason for existing"

>believing guardian leftie propaganda

brainlet

oh no muh socialist model is failing better shill some more

>>79259269
corden was what I meant by "failing" tbf
remember glancing at G@S when the parents were watching it, wasnt very interested though. didnt actually know corden wrote it

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here's to you, nicola and bart

>>79259331
didn't bother haha

>>79259051
I'm racist but Idris is literally one of the best actors ever. Honestly think he should be the next bond. He's not a nigger, he looks pretty caucasian. Honary white 2bh
Have you saw Luther. Great perfomance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyK4R8QlhBo

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'rap' came about as a result of that 'Whitey's On The Moon' poetic reading from the early 70s

the single greatest achievement of the human species directly led to its single greatest abhorrence

>>79259336
the languages are pretty similar afaik. Like the differences between norwegian and swedish

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>>79259326
>Would you like to learn German, French, Mandarin or anything else that's useful to communicate with any other proportion of the human population?
>No? Well let's learn this dead language instead so you can speak it with other people who speak better English anyway

It was a good idea but please fucking drop it it's a stupid meme language

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any fash man in

NHS GP's are absolutely shite, if you can go private.

>>79259375
>this is what /pol/ actually believe

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>>79259361
the last and final moment is yours
that agony is your triumph

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>tfw i have enough money for a takeaway, but half of it is in cash and half is in the bank
Probably for the best, got a lot of food in that needs eating. Corned beef, baked bean, and cheese burritos again.

>>79259391
too fucking early, nobody wins you fucking waste

need a good suit lads

free speech is an absolute concept that must be upheld

>>79258661
i am 32 years old, I have never been on a date, I have never kissed a girl. This is why I drink alone every night.

>>79259391
STOP
POSTING
EARLY
THREADS

>>79259374
>literally one of the best actors ever.

No your racism is making you think he is a good actor being black. It makes you biased.

got called a wasteman in /brit/

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>>79259378
they are similar but I was asking for book recs for learning Scottish gaelic.

>>79259441
they weren't lying

>>79259249
>police are bad
more funding for the police sounds good you're right
>nhs
nuff said
>free speech
that's fine, if i incite violence feel free to report me to the po-dem
>free markets
you mean the technological innovations brought about by massive government investment in short-term unprofitable projects that have advanced our world massively?
>immigration
more people = more taxes
>russia and usa
trump handed the middle east to a russian ally, giving them more control over global energy prices than they already have, diminishing the power of the USA. Russia and the US aren't cold war style enemies but most of the time whats good for Russia is bad for the US. Trump, syria, ukraine, to name but a few

>>79258730
>>79258636
fuck off back to britain

>>79259152
>he doesnt have a superb sleep schedule
lol @your life

>>79259152
she has popped off for a wank you fucking spacker

>>79259198
You seem extremely jealous. Women love muscles it's an evoloutinary trait it makes sense that women would want a man that looks like they can protect her. Bet you're like 50kg and a manlet

>>79258661
the day women show up at my bedroom door is the day i get a gf
im absolutely not jumping through all the annoying social hoops such as going to college or a bar or getting a job with the right amount of women just for the OPPORTUNITY to get a gf
after you put yourself in one of these places you still have to pursue women until you find one who will go out with you and is still tolerable
i simply dislike people in general too much to be bothered with any of this shit that will take up years of my time. not worth the effort

>>79259625
this, don't play their game

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>I'm a classical liberal

>>79259625
im on my way there x