/brit/

too early, back the way you came

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>>79248923

>>79252201
youre replying to a different person im defending him and so are most of the posts here, take a valium mate it might combat the stress of being a loner :)

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sue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3XzfIsH4qo

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>recovering, still jet lagged from my latest transatlantic jaunt

>>79252261
ah yes, I too get my historical facts from an imageboard

>>79248923
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>>79248923
It appears this is an early edition

>>79252286
bit defensive there leftypol, touched a nerve have I?

maybe your mass murdering idol isn't all he's cracked up to be

don't think I'd have anything in common with someone who lives on a council estate

Méiyǒu Gòngchǎndǎng jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó

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anime

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Love a bit of the chase me, not a deano just like it simple as

>>79252326
hate how this ends just as it gets interesting

>>79252323
anime? its big on the estates, all the teens love it.

>>79252208
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDHnhli76XY

The council estate kids at school were always the scrawny mongs or the big fat kids in the lower sets. They were set back in life, and we should respect them

>>79252323
you both make stupid posts about yourselves in the same thread

>>79252322
not even rustled, just stop getting your facts from biased sources

started my cut today. still trying to be upping my squat and deadlift 5lbs/month, and my bench and ohp 2.5lbs a month

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going for 40 this time boys

>>79252417
I can see you twitching from here

can't wait until we automate programmers jobs, cannot WAIT to hear the mass outcry after they've slaughtered so many industries

>b-b-but muh job!

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>>79252406
if you'd pick the right, you're low test

79252435
(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(you)

Remind me why you all continue to enable earlyposters? Pathetic, you're all complicit in /brit/'s demise

see you at tea!

POO IN THE LOO

>>79252467
hello nigger

>>79252467
And you're a fat nigger

>>79252417
Correct him then. If his facts are wrong, post the right ones.

>>79252505
when you've been around rorke long enough you realise it's pointless to even try, he's too far gone

>>79252410
fake

>>79252455
>can't wait until we automate programmers jobs
my mentor beating into my head for 4 years that software development jobs will die in 10 years after automated code generation convinced me not to go into software development. aiming for information security instead.
plus i hated the software engineering classes. it's just so fucking dull to draw a bunch of diagrams and charts to make an app. wouldn't be happy to have a job doing that

>>79252496
>>79252502
lel

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Weekly reminder to practice racial hygiene.

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Girl I'm seeing says we need to talk and wants to meet tomorrow for a chat. This is the end isn't it lads

>>79252467
once again, as a radical centrist, i find the middling option to be the best

>>79252531
translation: i have nothing to offer because i know he's right

k

>>79252531
not an argument
just admit he's right
have some self respect

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>>79252496
>>79252502
me on the left, yall on the right

>yes, the white race must die
>ben schlomostein, president of the world

stop posting in an early thread fucking idiots

>>79252531
that's just a cop out, you're basically just admitting that everything in that post is right and you can't actually disprove anything

state of you

>>79252562
lol owned

so what's /brit/'s political consensus?

>>79252580
i have naturally, very large shoulders. when people see me, they ask if i work out. i think i'm the person on the left actually

>>79252591
dont tell me what to do

>>79252591
Fuck off janny
Gay little spastic

>>79252620
no you're not. i am. cuck

>>79252613
Devon

>>79252544
>aiming for information security instead.
i recently unracked and removed a Darkblade security AI for a company. no one is not going to be replaced.

ever wanked with a banana skin

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>automated code generation

>>79252151
you part Irish?

theres no such thing as an early thread, it arrives precisely when it needs to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LUDXpMhkNk

>>79252630
you are an ugly little cunt mate. you're not funny.

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>>79252668
Disagree

>>79252668
reddit

The new thread is created at the optimum time to meet the needs of the market, only a commie would put a limit on when a new thread is made

nothing I like to do more than after a week of work is adsorb some antisemitic agitprop

>>79252668
the whole debacle ruins the flow of threads without fail
/brit/ went to shit when the janny went awol

>>79252678
I said fuck off you little slug

>>79252687
that janny left and the rules left with him

52% of the population that voted for brexit - it was actually less than 27%

can't find the energy to wank, can't be bothered to listen to music, too tired to walk, can't muster up the words to even talk to my parents

I want something but at the same time I want absolutely nothing. dunno what's wrong lads

>>79252734
27% of the most important people. The rest were probably browns and students.

>>79252766
tfw
I want to want something

>>79252651
information security spans more than just being a system administrator. a more adaptable field than software development bmr (by my reckoning)

>>79252728
you're a fucking idiot. you're worthless. might aswell kill yourself you grim little slag.

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su0Hvt6hTmA

>>79252734
The twisted and warped ideology of the left

The political ideology which best encapsulates me is radical contrarianism

White people couldnt code themselves out of a wet paper bag

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any good books lads?

how deluded must one be to desire a planned economy?

>>79252772
>>79252826
it's not actually my comment. i c&p it from here https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5406314

>>79252792
>anti-democratic, oligarchic, elitist, technocratic, neoaristocratic, illiberal, conservative, reactionary, wants tiny high-minded alchemistic-spiritual elite

liking the sound of all this so far to be honest

>>79252828
not surprising as this is basically what ireland and scotland's political stance has been built from
pure anti-english autism

>>79252261
even if it's completely true. It was like how many years ago?

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>>79252580
the absolute state of shoulderlets

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>I-I w-won't p-post in the early new guys I-I swear...
>posts anyway

>>79252872
Yeah well you fucked us for hundreds of years

>>79252796
yeh maybe, get yourself some project management certs as well to ensure you always have work.

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>>79252759
>>79252792
>>79252834
>>79252871

>>79252858
>ah yes let me just blow up the highlights so much that the advertisements aren't even legible

the state of modern """photography"""

>>79252897
not long enough

>>79252895
One day you will feel the wrath of the Saxon race. I swear to God.

>>79252910
its my picture dick

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the towers collapsed due to the planes and fires. no explosives were used, that's just downright retarded. you can quite literally see the buildings crumple under their own weight.

>>79252661
si e vero
how did you get a job without an interview reeeeeeeeeeee

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>>79252269

>>79252944
Have you seen how much explosive is needed to take down a building?

How did two planes do that?

>>79252913
hmmm... sounds like a white nationalist!

giving hurricanes names is so fucking gay

>>79252858
fic or non?

Gonna buy some manga

Tomie and Uzumaki hardcovers both over 600 pages and under 15 quid each

>>79252986
either
last two books i read were high fidelity and seven pillars of wisdom. enjoyed both.

Went to hospital today and it turns out I'm dying.

Wonder how long I have left. 50 years? 60 years?

Hate hospitals, my mate can get a taxi in future

>>79252898
>get yourself some project management certs as well to ensure you always have work.
what project would you be managing if there's no humans programming? information security can range from communications to software testing to malware reverse engineering to policy, more than that probably. as machines spread all over the place, security will grow more important. even if there's not many possible holes, if there's even one, someone could hack your car and kill people

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post celebs that only get work because of diversity quotas

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anyone ever filled up at a petrol station only to then realise you don't have any money or your card on you?

how would you resolve such a situation in the shop? I imagine they keep cheques in store but I'd guess very few people would know their a/c or branch numbers off by heart?

literally nearly had this happen to me earlier. thankfully my card had just slipped under my seat though. had never really thought about it til then

>>79253022
nice fake quote, brainlet

>>79253023
monica dear why buy them? just download them and spend the money on new clothes so I can see you in some new outfits xxx

>>79252977

explosives just release the GPE of the building the same way the fires did to the towers. explosives don't blow the entire building to pieces, they cut the columns on a few floors and gravity does the work.

if buildings need huge amounts of explosives to bring them down then there's no chance the towers could have been rigged in secret.

>>79252973
same

also don't want to go into detail but you know I have Japanese friends and a cheki collection so the fact that I'm not entirely disconnected from the country can be inferred from these things

honestly there are plenty of ways to go live in Japan if you are inclined to do so, look into JET and ALT for English teaching or you could even get a Working Holiday Visa and work at 7/11 or something

just met bono

>>79253063
accidentally drove off without paying once

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>>79253058
he's not bad desu

>>79253065
it's an exert from his book brainlet

>>79253069
I'll be buying new clothes too but I just have some vouchers and stuff to blow

Don't even really want them but it's excellent value for money, 600+ pages

>>79253058
I like him
Funny and seems like a good bloke

Whenever I see a Yank posting this is all I can think of:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504832619053.webm

>>79253100
boonk gang whole lotta gang shit

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>it's an exert from his book brainlet
>exert

>>79253063
In what third world land can you pump without prepaying

>>79253093
neptotism bastrd
only plan on doing visitations to japan im going to try and join the war airbattle army this year

>>79253063
literally never pay for petrol, just fill up and drive off every time

nobody has ever done anything about it so don't see why i should stop now

>>79253201
baffling post

>>79253178
your cunt on decades of socialism

>>79253210
council estate spong saving tips

>>79253063
You'd tell them what happened, show them your licence and then spend 15 minutes while they reach their manager to get permission to let you leave

>>79253025
Hmm ok. i dont read much fic anymore but here goes:

Non Fic
The Silk Roads - Peter Frankopan
Vanished Kingdoms - Norman Fowler
The First Bohemians - Vic Gatrell
Fic
The city and the city - China Meiville
Anathem - Neil Stephenson

>>79253057
PM skills go across any industry, the ones learnt in IT are the same basic principles all over. at least you could work on something in a different industry at management level.

hate excerpts
love pints

>>79253266
Brilliant read

Music weed and porn are pretty much the only things that make me happy at this point

>>79253063
Android Pay

>>79253242
another one is that if you run farm diesel through cat litter you can get the dye out so if they police pull you over it just looks like normal diesel and you don't get done for it

>>79253063
>anyone ever filled up at a petrol station only to then realise you don't have any money or your card on you?

No because I'm not a third world retard.

>>79253063
if you go and explain to them what's happened they'll let you come back and pay later
>>79253189
>paying BEFORE you pump
can't imagine what nigger crime infested shithole you must live in where petrol stations make you do this lol

>>79253224
>27 august 2013

why you posting it now lol

>>79253201
RAF officer su poster

good luck mate

>>79253210
I believe you

>>79253063
I was in the petrol station paying before when this happened to someone infront of me in the queue
basically you have to give them all of your details and fill this form out and you get 24 hours to return and pay before your number plate is reported to the police

OH MOY GAWD THEH DAYELEY MOIYOL!

would a doctor be able to tell the difference between fake self harm and real self harm?

>>79253224
>>79253178

Typical UK stuff here, nothing of note

>>79253266

If youre going to phonepost while youre at the evening mosque atleast get the image in a large enough size.

>>79253315
creased at this

>>79253379
At least here they can't chance it and will send you to the looney bin for a bit

>>79253247
cool, will check them out
thank you

>>79253361
he's autistic. it's the same lad who's been posting EU conspiracy theories and chimps out at chink editions.

>>79253443
Hello Chang

test

>>79253443
how is he conspiracy theories if he's posting actual quotes from the jews though? it's just written fact

that's the problem with society you call something that's written in stone a conspiracy theory because you've been brainwashed

Canny stand those people who say you shouldn't choose yer pals based on politics al be deed in ma grave before am pals wae a Tory

>>79253498
why do you obsess about the edition so much, it's literally 1 chink edition every day at this point, let him have it

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>how is he conspiracy theories if he's posting actual quotes from the jews though? it's just written fact
>that's the problem with society you call something that's written in stone a conspiracy theory because you've been brainwashed

>>79253431
was asking brits desu

hence being in /brit/

>>79253438
no probs mate.

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im about to snort loads of cocaine and throw up because i just had a big meal but it'll be worth it 100 times over

>>79252857
Would fuck the disrespect right out of them

live for the weekend lads that's just me

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hmmmm

>>79253362
yes ill need it cos its solid
if i dont get officer tho ill go for airman, which is also quite difficult
if that fails too then i dont know maybe binman or some similar occupation i have no backup plan

>Been on the chon every day since 2007
>Last few weeks I've missed a couple of days

I think I'm finally leaving this place, lads. I think I'll finally be free.

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>>79253547
Where did everything go so wrong?

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>>79253568
It's not a meme anon

There is no escape

>>79253527
My bad
Thanks for the You in any event

>>79253058
hes a funny guy imo, i don't know if he was a diversity quota but if so he's a good find

>>79253547
whoa..... it all makes sense now....... dude kill the fukkin jews bro...... fuck how deep does this go dude........ fuck bro....

>>79253556
di

>>79253603
learning a LOT of interesting things about you in this thread

>>79253556
Pretty much anyone who isn't NEET does

>>79253556
Di No

>>79253578
>waaah it upsets me that there are people online using opinion pieces to publicise their opinions
there are far, far, more articles and the like saying kids are great

and besides, I can remember less than 4 years ago when 'childfree' was the latest retarded farright gimmick, on the basis that otherwise le scary womyn would steal all your money and bankrupt you

Got a job offer in San Angelo, Texas.

Have a month to decide whether to accept.

>>79253022
ah yes im sure something with that many ellipses perfectly conveys the original meaning of the (as yet unsourced) quote

>>79253379
lads answer

>>79253684
what is fake self harm?

>>79253654
clean your pineal gland normie

Just had a nice bum wank.

Wearing my open-back knickers, used my rubber fist toy, had a lovely prostate orgasm.

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>>79253628

>>79253668
yaaaas etc

>>79253379
what is the difference

>>79253704
pics

>>79253699
where you slit your wrists and bleed everywhere but you're only pretending to be retarded

>>79253665
can i be your stay-at-home husband? x

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>>79253654
>And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

>>79253677
why are you defending jews who want to wipe out the white race

what do you gain from it?

>>79253699
doing something so I can trick Doctors/Councillors into thinking I have anxiety.

i don't think it's hard enough tho

>>79253752
/black gf2017/

rorke's off his rocker

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yas queen slay

>>79253752
Greater London

Why is leftypol so antisemitic?

>>79253769
>doing something so I can trick Doctors/Councillors into thinking I have anxiety.
why?

workout complete
No you CANT feel my muscles

>>79253752
just a quick reminder that you're schizophrenic and need to see a doctor

>>79253769
if you're anxious about the doctors finding out that you're faking, then i have good news for you! you have anxiety!

>>79253831
you didn't answer my question

>>79253817
:(

So glad I live in the mountains and not a shithole swamp like Florida haha

>>79253796
What the fuck did Barbuda do to deserve this shit?

>>79253856
full of filthy niggers

>>79253846
the premise of your question is flawed and does not deserve an answer
however, what i gain from it is reminding you that you're wrong, and that i'm right, and that feels good for me

>>79253817
Can I see them?

>>79253807
lots of benefits rn

>>79253834
lol really cool

Literally every society in history has rejected, persecuted and expelled the Jews.

>>79253787
Im unironically in this pic

>>79253893
it's flawed in your twisted lefty mind it's perfectly clear in everyone elses

so answer it

what's the name of that russian propaganda film with the dancing qt you guys are always posting?

Do Arab muslims and black Muslims hate each other?

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>>79253935
monsters inc

>>79253935
mr beans holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyq6fTYxztc

Taxation isn't th-

Uploaded an absolute corker to r/photoshopbattles but it just didn't get the recognition it deserved

>>79253909
i doubt the Aztecs did

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>it's flawed in your twisted lefty mind it's perfectly clear in everyone elses

>so answer it

>>79253909
pre crucifixion?

>>79253943
>240
fuck you

>>79253935
hibike euphonium

Even when you leftists appear to triumph... still we rise again.
And do you know why? It's because the rorke is born of a realisation. We require no slogan, no brainwashing by desperate, corrupt media and entertainment.
All we need is that the world be as it is. And this is why the rorke will never be destroyed.

>>79253943
grim

>>79253926
>it's perfectly clear in everyone else's
can you just clarify what is perfectly clear in everyone else's mind - that there is an open association of jews who wish to wipe out the "white race" for nefarious reasons? Because that's genuinely not what most people think mate

>>79253972
still haven't got one single answer

it's all the same with the left no answers just bullshit

>>79253981
>implying that means anything any more
This is post-modern /brit/ mate. We link whenever we feel like it.

>>79253561
was about to seriously suggest you could illegally wash dishes at an izakaya on a visitor visa in the meantime but it seems likely that my dreams of being half of a british banmon TO duo are to remain just that

>>79253994
I nearly replied with hibike euphonium haha x

>>79253979
Carthaginians and Romans were both in their pagan phase during their persecutions.

>>79254022
on the fucking cross with you all then

>>79254018
Stop being a spaz then

>>79254032
avoiding the question

>>79254004
shadilay to that, fellow kekbro

i turned myself into a covfefe, morty

i'm covfefe rick

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PRESIDENT MORTY

I'M DRUMPF RIIIIICK

>>79254013
well most people are brainwashed

there are hundreds of quotes by prominent jews that revel their plans for the white race in europe

read Praktischer Idealismus by Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi and get back to me

letting pakis into europe is a tragedy for civilisation itself

>>79253795
dam.....................

>>79254034
>this is "honest, real journalism"
>publishing pics of islamic terrorism victims is "cynical, exploitative propaganda"

>>79254068
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>79254068
be that who i think it be?

>>79254031
love the hibikes and their shiny skin
https://youtu.be/2wqd4ug0DwM

>>79254101
>you in charge of observation

>>79254108
monica

>>79254090
keeps your mum busy though

>>79254063
Ah yes love seeing 30 something actors portraying 14 year olds on the screen. Isn't distracting in the slightest

>>79254089

Read that as Richard Von covfefe lmao

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>>79254108
Sansha

>>79254025
>TO
i keep seeing this
i have no 'dea what it means
whats TO eh
whats TO precious eh

>>79254131
whomst?

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Watching my favorite Twitch celebrities do Twitch celebrity things

>>79254137
Burn

>>79254157
Why are they all wearing sunglasses?

>>79254034

he would only have grown up to be a terrorist anyway

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB4Vkvceo0

>communism is ba-

>>79254157
aye that be who i thought it be

>>79254158
top wota

tebehe we couldn't really be this for banmon on account of not having been at every live since before they got big anyway but we could get pretty close to it

>>79254126
post more sexy dance wank cartoon like yesterday

>>79254126
reina and kumiko are literally my wives

>>79254127
I saw the "hilarious" edit. That's obviously not what I was referring to.

>>79254189
Sun's out

>>79254089
try going outside and get back to me laddo xx answered your q in the new

>>79254244
>communism edition
NO

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>>79254089
>well most people are brainwashed
except you, because you are special. stupid child.