Why does German sound so much better than North Germanic languages?

>>79249171
that's not true

>>79249910
but it is

>>79249171

Because Scandinavians are effeminate. Vikings didn't sound like fags to the same extent as their pathetic descendants.

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>>79250283
Halt die maul ferfluchte Deutschschwanzlutscher!
Shwedische sprache ist besser als D*utsch "sprache"

>>79249171
Standard german is an artificial language that comes from literature, Scandinavian languages are just the respective local dialects of a non-codified unitary language.

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German is just a cucked version of Swedish desu famalam

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>>79249910
Wait, what?

Do some people think like this?

>>79250441
*dein *Maul *verfluchter *deutscher Schwanzlutscher *die schwedische Sprache ist besser als die d(*)utsche Sprache

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>>79251202
Danke schön, Kamerad. Ich hasse nicht deutschen, wirklich. Ich könnte deutsch zu sprache ungeför 10 jahre zuruck. Aber nu habe ich totalt vergessen deutsch, tut mir leid.

>>79251456
Ich bin Türke :)

That super purified version of icelandic is pretty sick, not old norse ala Crawford, but the linguistic purism version of icelandic. Nynork is better then bookmal. Gutnish is better than swedish and danish

>>79249910
svenska taalande allihuuppande
>captcha: calle imigrantes

>>79250349
Vikings went abroad and stayed there, Swedes don't descend from them but the cowards who were left behind.

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>"I judge languages by how they sound"

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>>79251567
Ikibey? Bist das du?

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>>79251697
Ich sagte Türke, nicht Grieche

>>79251677
You're only angry cause your language sounds like they're choking on a cock even though thats the swedes job

>>79252240
I can't take that statement seriously coming from someone whose native language is english, it's literally the ugliest language in the world.

Why protogermanic sounds better than any other germanic language?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcbTpoWKjs

>>79251456
>>79251567
das war nicht ich, aber trotzdem danke

swedish and norwegian sounds pretty gay desu danish sounds like dutch.
icelandic is ok

>>79249171
>Why does German sound so much better than North Germanic languages?
Germans are alphas and Swedes are bitch boys.

>>79252428
Danish is literally German

>>79249171
As someone who speaks both Swedish and Icelandic I just want to say that Nordic languages are superior to other languages

Finnish sounds like autism in a jar

Norwegian is beautiful and cheerful

Danish can be pretty nice especially when sung

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Cutest Germanic Language = Norwegian
Ugliest Germanic Language = Dutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqRSSIemD8

>>79252338
>native
hijo de puta.

I wish the french didn't fuck over Anglo so it would sound like German or Dutch.

>>79249171
I think that is a highly unconventional opinion.

German language poetry is pretty much the greatest though (with exception of a few personal norwegian favorites), so I guess there is something there.

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>>79252428
DEFINE NORWEGIAN

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BÖG
ANAL
SEX

Kanker

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>>79253868
BEGÅ SJÄLVMORD JÄVLA BÖG

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BÖGANALSEX

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>>79254277
Om du gillar turas om, visst.

>>79252812
disgusting language desu

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>ctrl + f faroese
>no results

>>79255272
færosk er smukt min ven

>>79255272
how does faroese sound? post vocaroo

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>>79255272
Are you a qt twinky boi?

>>79255401
>that flag
>that post

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>>79255272

>>79255324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7IklYjdz0E

>>79255533
sounds better than norwegian here >>79252812

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>>79255533
WOW hon var så jävla snygg

>>79255272
i heard that icelandic has a similar orthography to old norse but sounds different, while faroese is spelled different from old norse but sounds closer to it

is this true

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>>79252428
only ok?

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>>79255693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljnKaz0pWiU

Ni låter helt "okej"

>>79255679
faroese orthography is based on old norse/icelandic orthography. Spelling is similar, but faroese isn't phonological. Sounds nothing like it's written.

icelandic is probably closer to old norse, since when most say old norse, they actually mean old icelandic, from the sagas. Which modern icelandic is a direct descendant from. While faroese already had become its own thing, when they were written. e.g. lost the thorn and ð sounds.

>>79255565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lmjIppbVtA&t=1m10s

This is just a guy imitating the general dialects around the Norwegian coast, but it'll give you a real taste of Norwegian, rather than the shitty Eastern dialects.