/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

too early you fucking frog mong

DE gay

sushi is not food and does not constitute a proper meal

have fun with your worms

runt music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD40VXFkusw

>multiple news

What will the Janny do now, eh?

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brother's gf is coming round tonight

Was it really that important to you that you get this shit edition in the OP? Does this really deserve to be 15 posts early?

You didn't even post a song

>>79248966
this used to be my tune

>he's a runt
Mgood game

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The Second Reich lads.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504585250612.webm

How does Plymouth, MA compare to your Plymouth?
https://www.google.com/maps/@41.9610544,-70.667583,3a,75y,358.73h,90.81t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNUvdAixStq8RHmdfqCw3jg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

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anime

>>79249006
not a chance of my clicking that

>>79248988
exactly, runt

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when you die you wake up holding a pipe of DMT surrounded by aliens asking the trip was.

>>79248816
He wants a career with the BBC. Any deviation from the dogmatic political agenda results in blacklisting, shaming, and the public revelation of any scandalous behaviour he's engaged in.

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sue

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>>79249024
This is what you'd see.

>>79248956
Sushi is fish, not worms.

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>>79249032

sushi is the WORST trend in modern dining

no I do not fucking want to eat tiny bits of raw fish off a conveyor belt and no I am not impressed if you do

>>79248972
Sorry that no one posted in your Mongolid other new m8

>>79249075
if you eat sushi you have a much higher risk of getting worms because the food is not fit to be eaten

can't believe I have to live in shared accommodation with flatmates, I'm a WORKING PROFESSIONAL for fuck sake, I work in a big law firm, yet have to come home to 5 FUCKING FIVE people EVERY FUCKING DAY

I can't do it any more, I'm around people all day, I want my own space, honestly sick and tired of this shit

>>79249005
you could never do something like this now
too many satirists and comedians who would make a mockery of it thinking they're so smart and the drones would follow their opinions

>>79249021
this but my cum

>>79249072
not a chance of me expanding that image

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The virgin walk in action.

>>79249075
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/11/sushi-warning-patient-found-live-worms-writhing-gut/

white people should not eat sushi. stupid urban fashionistas get what they deserve.

>>79249103
shameful

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>>79249089
I was perfectly happy in the old thread

It's an eternal general, it's just one massive thread basically. Making new ones early is pointless and disruptive

>>79249098
the london experience

>>79249098
>law

Shit tier career choice

>>79249141
disruptive to who?

>>79249099
>German satirists and comedians

Ah yes, all four of them. But there was a pretty serious political movement here to restore the monarchy after WW2.

>>79249085
Would rather live in the bottom one. Architecture is a bit bland but they have cars and better cameras.

>>79249141
Are you the spastic who had a sperg out in the last thread? Can you do it again for us please

shit, I fucked it
no one saw that
pretend it never happened

>>79249006
https://www.google.com/maps/@50.3891193,-4.1634613,3a,75y,52.55h,90.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1shwqyxkC5Rhk0LmT1wa4PLQ!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DhwqyxkC5Rhk0LmT1wa4PLQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D106.134476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

this is the most affluent aread of plymouth

if it's brown flush it down

>>79249098
Did the big time law man sit in the office and fill out the forms did he

tim's beginning to officially fall apart lads

serious question: why do people keep making threads way to early now?

>eating raw fish thinking it's fit to be served as food
>ever

http://www.healthy-holistic-living.com/brain-worm-sushi.html

'oh but it's all the rage in America I see people on TV eating it all the time it's gotta be good!'

fuck off psuedo yank

Mate was telling me he went to a sushi bar and they offered him raw beef dipped in egg. He told them to fuck off IIRC.

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>>79249224
>beginning

one thing the world definitely needs is more lawyers

GET ME OUTTA THIS COUNTRY I DONT WANNA BE HERE THESE FOOLISH COWARDLY GITS END ON MOOSEYTM STICKER

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>>79249199
spacker cant do the gimmick right

fuck japan and everything about it honestly

>>79249095
that's only if you're eating shitty cheap shit

>we must do whatever an autistic "janny" who doesn't even get paid to do their job says

Top kek, bet you losers used to grass on people at school aswell. No wonder you're virgins ;)

pickled ginger routinely eaten with sushi is a traditional method of stopping worms.

demolish london with everyone in it and make it a massive green belt area

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>why yes I do enjoy eating sushi it's a highly nutritious meal

>>79249232
you haven't been here a month sweety xxx

>>79249224
the dentist/DPD saga was the best desu

Do you need help, Tim?
I NEED YOU OUT OF BUSINESS, SUNSHINE

>>79249166
To everyone - people stop posting because they're waiting for the new thread, people post multiple new ones and it causes thread wars, and then when the janny deletes one the next half hour is spent with people posting laughing pictures of david mitchell

>>79249195
I'm not

>>79249098
>law
hello brainlet

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https://youtu.be/jGH1pAQ6Q0s

Anyone give me a rapid gestalt on this week's gimmicks?

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>do you want to go to Yo Sushi!?

nope
refusing to acknowledge it ever happened
not even going to quote you

>>79249095
Is this what Europeans think about sushi?

>>79249005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0

is it true that girls prefer bbc?

sushi is the virgin delicacy

this is england, quadrophenia and trainspotting on film 4 tonight lads, thats my friday sorted

joking aside, dua does have some absolute bangers

>>79249328
plymouth posting is in

tim posting is on the way out

who knows what next week will hold?

>>79249335
don't think Americans are a reliable source of information when it comes to nutrition desu mate dont bother

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>why yes I do use chop sticks

this just in: tim appeals to burgerstan after malicious british hackers cause a major headache

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9lYtKCWTDg

>>79249232
Never made a successful new, have you? Every post feels like a little (You). For someone whose entire sense of achievement is derived from these (You)s, making a successful new thread is like getting a two hour blowjob from 20+ strangers. And since /brit/ is always reluctant to migrate to an early new, but does it anyway, it's kind of like rape. Basically, a successful early new thread is like raping /brit/ in the face.

>>79249329
go to yo sushi all the time
they do bare shit other than sushi btw

>>79249351
Girls here love sushi, though.

>>79249349
Nah ITV mate

>>79249370
>plymouth posting is in

Literally only one person from plymouth posts here and i bet it's you

Whats being on ket like?

>>79249312
it only disrupts a few autists such as yourself. normal people just move to the new thread.

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>>79248873
The new The National came out today

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>don't think Americans are a reliable source of information when it comes to nutrition desu mate dont bother

>>79249402
here too
know a girl who basically lives off sushi and coffee
fit af

leftypol are hacking me again, they aren't as bright as me, cowardly leftypol hacking me can't call themselves real men

homosexuals
>3% of the population
>55% of hiv carriers
>82% of syphilis cases
>20% of hbv cases
>37% of anal cancer
>78% have an STD

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SpagBol for dinner

Hacked Tim's computer and made his screen not turn on.

>>79249361
Why aren't you going out on the lash with the lads?

>>79249450
she's full of tape worms

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ATTENTION TIM HAS DONE 9 VIDEO ON PC HACKS TODAY YES THATS NINE VIDEOS IN 9 HOURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef1pSjiMs_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9uDKQSfaP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6blcQdTzl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB2yUvkoVM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVofWzsAyec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrviFBsyKnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckwTv6IvipU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9lYtKCWTDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-cp9ltjy2o

lived in japan for 3 years, frequently ate sushi, never had worms

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>>79249327
jezzas reaction was fucking priceless

>>79249469
all me

>>79249474
wouldn't mind spunking onto those pearly whites

no idea why sushi is so popular when beef and rice or dumplings and rice is so much nicer

>>79249502
doing what

>>79249474
was gonna do spagbol other day
had no spag
had to use rice
ricebol

>>79249500
how is he uploading videos if he's being hacked so hard?

>>79249517
it's just a trend

i dont drink at least not like going to the pub or anything still use alcohol in cooking and stuff

>>79249517
It's the latest food maymay

>>79249530
his phone has an upload function

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ROARING

>>79249517
Sushi's delicious. Gotta watch out for sneaky Chinks trying masquerade as Japs to sell their sushi, though.

>>79249536
been popular for about 10 years though now hasnt it? tried sushi in japan though and that was alri

>>79249497
only worms she's full of is dick mate

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>>79249347
>Berlin 1945 in related videos

Don't do this to me

>>79249536
>>79249552
It's been a trend for like 10 years

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my grandma just did what old people do haha

>>79249519
translation

brother's gf will be walking through the door any minute
scared to leave my room after that

while doing a wank my foreskin just rolled back irreversibly

revealing willy head permanently

>>79249597
poo on the floor?

cowardly hacks

Love sushi served on planks of wood with a drink in a mason jar me

>>79249605
Is she cute?

cant tell whether im tired or depressed

probably both

My roommate never leaves his room when my girlfriend is over. Kind of sad.

>>79249605
how do you even get to this state

>>79249608
koreans are all circumcised

>>79249609
she fucking died mate

>>79249608
learnt a new word? えらいえらい

>>79249633
not particularly
>>79249644
dunno

>>79249648
correct
but i am greek

whats your favourite perfum/cologne ?

>>79249652
did she poo herself?

I'm American and have my foreskin.

Sara to the bogs

I repeat

Sara to the bogs

>>79249695
she fucking died mate

>>79249699
pics

>>79249672
Ever wanked to them doing the ol' naked bump n grind?

>>79249565
I do hate the working class tbf

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>>79249652
>>79249609
>>79249597

>>79249692
paco rabanne 1 million

*puts a footie acca on*
*takes a sip from my Kopparberg*

>>79249711
yeah but did she poo herself whilst dying?

>>79249731
i don't know, probably not

>>79249450
how much money does she waste on that sushi is fucking expensive

>hm yes 20 posts left in this thread before the bump limit, not too late to start crafting an excellent post for this thread
>oh dear, i posted it but nobody saw it because everyone abandoned this active, working thread for some reason
>ah yes, it seems someone linked to a new thread before the current thread had reached it's conclusion
>what a shame
>i suppose now i shall have to copy and paste my post into the new thread, with a small difference made to it so i don't have to wait 5 mins for the duplicate post thing to fuck off
>how inconvenient
>this new original poster sure is inconsiderate of us /brit/ posters
>i shall tell him so
>...
>and now he's calling me a loser for complaining about his erratic posting behaviour
>what an awful cunt he is

not heard much from the commie slags lads, what's going on

>>79249747
Some people aren't poor anon

>>79249746
can you ask mate, i'm dying to know (pun not intended)

>>79249652
my condolences

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>>79249659
*heems you*

>>79249726
absolute state of this runt

>>79249772
Chortled

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>Toil for forty five (45) plus years
>Forty five (45) plus years of toil

business idea: pulled pork sushi served on re-purposed council house tiles with a craft beer brewed by lifers in strangeways, served in an empty golden wonder packet

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>toil tomorrow

HELP ME

SAVE ME

hi brit friends

>>79249500
Why doesnt the greasy nonce just take his laptop to a repair shop? Does he have some cp or something hes afraid they'll find?

>Wait all week for the weekend
>it arrives
>you spend it inside on the internet wanking

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41197076

10 years and they want more money.

>Work in a shop in Central London
>Mainlander tourists assume I speak Mandarin and always start conversations with me in Mandarin

Fuck mainlanders

>>79249854
not your friend, mate

>>79249747
zero
she spends other guys money instead and they're more than happy to do so

>reach 6 months in job
>start applying for new ones
>manager throws a fit because of it

Like he didn't know this was coming, I'm shit at my current job and fucking miserable all the time.

>pulled pork sushi
god please dont

>>79249846
it's inevitable, once you come to terms with it, you'll be at peace, and become one of the unidentifiable wagies

right lads?

>>79249880
>telling your manager you're applying for jobs before handing your notice in because you've already secured a new job
rookie mistake

>>79249859
11 million quid and nothing to show for it

Whichever cunt is running that operation is going to have some uncomfortable questions to answer once they close the investigation, so they try to keep it going forever

>>79249880
How did he even find out?

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>maddy went missing 10 years ago

bloody hell she'll be like 40 now

>>79249880
Why would you tell them you're already looking?

>>79249766
some people are poor but buy sushi from m&s every week because they think it makes them look fancy.

>>79249934
Civil service, the site sends your line manager a notification when you apply for other civil service jobs

>>79249878
I actually hate women

the gf uploaded this to youtube just now

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504588968751.webm

I don't envy Deano's lifestyle, what I do envy however is how passive Deano is to the world and politics

mum told me to be careful not to piss on the toilet seat whilst my brother's gf is round

>>79249976
Absolutely fascinating *doesn't watch it*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5tixSJZ2cE

banger

keep on farting lads. smells absolutely wretched

is it possible to even compete against blacks?

seems like all white girls are going black these days just look at porn not even professional but amateur

so much interracial

social network service is a socialist plot

https://youtu.be/EIv4_pFqS80

anthem

>>79249880
Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Rachel goes to a job interview in a restaurant for some reason and her current boss is there so she tries to hide from him and then lies when he sees her? You can learn a lot from that show 2bh.

Semi-related: why do sitcom characters constantly, constantly lie? It's like their default conversation mode.

>>79249873
why

really really really hope that the world ends on the 23rd

any jake paulers in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21PHZxc6ro

>>79249975
don't hate the player, hate the game
jealousy isn't a very healthy way to live your life friend, you should be happy for other people

she was born extremely attractive and knows men want to use her for her looks, so she uses them for their money

game works both ways lad

>>79250055
yank innit

>>79250056
day after my birthday famalam
would not mind

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>work oneitis currently in the US
>just put a picture on Facebook or her at some party surrounded by chads

leave me sweet girl alone

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>I don't envy Deano's lifestyle, what I do envy however is how passive Deano is to the world and politics

>>79250046
sitcoms are made to promote degeracy

>>79250058
*raises paw*

>>79250045
*takes a look at the adjusted ones*
https://youtu.be/d47Jibt-EOE?t=794

>>79250017
It's just a simple fact that black men are more attractive than white men. We are to them what Asian men are to us. Honestly you should just accept it, there's no use getting angry at simple biology.

>>79250082
the 23rd is the saturday before i return to work after my holiday

would rather die than go back desu

>>79250092
don't hat me you stupid twit

making biscuits eggs and grits lads

>>79250085
bro shes getting railed so hard right now

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>image.png

>>79250077
nah I just properly hate women

Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along,
Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.
Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name,
Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.
And now it's "you know who"
I got the "you know what"
I stick it "you know where"
You know why, you don't care.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along,

Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.
Do we get it? No.
Do we want it? Yeah.
This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

So,
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU
LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...
Blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.

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Is this a rare pepe?

Has anyone else noticed that almost all sitcoms set in an "apartment" have a dartboard on one of the doors? Is it some occult illuminati thing? Seriously, once you start noticing the dartboard on door trope, it's fucking everywhere.

You wouldn't put a dartboard on a door, what if you're throwing a dart and some character barges in without knocking like they always do on American sitcoms?

Do Americans do that?

Sorry lads, I've just had a pot of really strong coffee and can't stop typing lol

hahaha to solve the overrepresentation of ethnic minorities in prison just drop the charges nigga lmfao

>>79250195
We typically knock haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZORPPKzFk
choon

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why is nearly everyone on /brit/ a cunt? argumentative, so cynical and always mocking and screaming at people.
are you okay anon?

I am moot

>>79250201
This is actually what people are suggesting now. They get a rehab programme to stop them reoffending, then if they complete the programme the charges are dropped and they never go to court

Jimmy Saville was a Masonic wizard. Look it up.

>>79250229
got bullied by people irl so now i do the same to people online, with the safety next that they'd never meet me in person

>>79250229
>pic
that was a good thread earlier

>>79250229
Spoopy thread later?

>>79250229
its called banter

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New ITALIAN (do not make in other nationalities [R]) mem: le dung pie

>>79250229
Being isolated for years on end has left me bitter and uncaring

>>79250304
dio cano

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, someone defaced my vandalism

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41196641`church goolabah

>>79249373
id say they are they have the best foo

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>Being isolated for years on end has left me bitter and uncaring

>>79244672

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41203239
A former school governor and church warden who imported a child sex doll has been jailed for 16 months.

David Turner, 72, admitted importing the child-size item and possessing 34,000 images of child sexual abuse.

He was sentenced to eight months for owning the doll and eight months for possessing images of child sexual abuse.

>tfw for a man, owning a sex toy is literally as bad as being caught with thousands of child porn images

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any hollow man in

business idea : cioa instead of ciao

sushi is disgusting fodder for uncivilized yellow monkeys

>>79249469
>90 percent nonces
nonces are always gay

business idea: total lay-offs in the public and private sectors effective immediately

>>79250357
>8 months
Might be worth a punt

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>>79250229
/brit/'s autism is more than likely caused by /brit/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.

>>79250388
Why are girls abused at a higher rate then?

>>79250357
You don't see the problem with having a child sex doll?

noncery is a white mans crime

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>>79250319
thanks

>>79250411
white people don't commit crime sweetie

>>79250229
working 60+ hours a week of hard manual labour for a low wage has turned me into a very angry and depressed individual

i like white people

>>79250411
crime is for blacks

>>79250407
not him, but something like 40% of nonce cases are little boys, meaning 40% of nonces are gay
quite a bit higher than the average population

>>79250409
No, it's better than him harming a child

Now obviously this scumbag also had a mountain of kiddy porn so prison is entirely justified, but women can own a dildo modelled on a toddler's dick and that's legal. Where's the difference

>>79249565
hate champagne socialists. literally come to my working class area and see how much you love niggers and pakis, my house broke into by a pack of niggers and so was my neighbours. vile people, literally have to phone the police for noise complaints every weekend. loud and obnoxious runts
saying that I would rather hang around with these runts than the limp wristed lefties hate how they think they can speak for the working class when they dont know a thing about us

>>79250462
little bitch

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>>79250459
>>79250462
schnapp!

>>79249388
cant imagone being this pathetic. life must be so unfulfilled

>>79250411
what about michael jackson
black or white?

business idea : Sakura-Con in britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

>>79250546
Took 5 tabs last Saturday. Did not end well believe you me.

>>79250262
>>79250291
pleas no
i had to stay up on /brit/ until 3:33 in a dark room, alone because I was so spooked

>>79250535
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will be watching that for the first time

>>79250229
idk im not really liking where my lifes at rn and I like having somewhere to chat shit without consequence

>>79250546
Is the /brit/ discord still only reddit fags?

knots in my stomach

>>79248934
Hull too

>>79250402
My mum had me when she was 18. She was way too young 2bh, and when my dad died a few years later she was left a young single mum on a council estate. I think she resented me for taking her youth, or was too young to have learned proper discipline or wisdom, because she used to absolutely batter me and my little bro. That's why I'm socially and emotionally fucked, not autism.

On the plus side, her parents took me and my bro to Disneyworld, Orlando, Florida, and also Spain a bunch of times. And Butlins. So, swings and roundabouts.

only my life matters

>>79250596
y is

knots in my foreskin

>>79250608
irish lives don't matter

>>79250357
>school governor
>church warden
shoe fits

>>79250581
what
such newfagetry should be a bannable offense

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>You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

>>79250599
>My mum had me when she was 18.
>dad died a few years later
>young single mum on a council estate
>she used to absolutely batter me and my little bro
broken britain

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one of my mates says he's shagged The Vixen from The Chase

foreskin in my stomach

>>79250262
link

>>79250580
Did the midnight man getcha?

Knotts in my berry farm

>>79250580
>>79250262
top notch thread boys same again tonighT?>>79250297
banter is supposed to be funny mate not autists yelling at eachother. most of the people here wouldnt know banter if it was their first name>>79250305
>>79250261
>>79250583
>>79250459
I hope you are okay lads. Thing will get people. try meditation it clears the negativity out of your head. I shall say a prayer for you x

my poodolences

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>>79250496
did a howl at how shit your life is

phimo in my arsehole

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>report by David Lammy includes softer prosecutions for ethnic minorities
>as gun crime is up 40% in London and knife crime 20%
>as stop-and-search powers are eroded because SJWs have thrown a tantrum

One of my friends keeps offering to buy me stuff when we're out and I'm actually pretty broke so it's nice but I feel like a huge leech and don't know what to do

>>79250402
mummy had me at 25

>>79250712
Post tats

>>79248923
>>79248923
>>79248923
recycle

lads help my dad is marrying a tranny. not a cute one or anything you see on the internets one of those disgusting "mature" ones you see on pornhub all over the place when you type in tranny.
literally sounds like a 60 pack a day smoker and wears big red lipstick with pvc leather clothes
I am going to be sick I'll be mocked for life

bruce foreskin lmao

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>>79250651

>>79250651

Did one of those new things :^)

>>79250625
emigration cold feet

been abroad for extended periods but have never not had an address waiting for me back in the UK before

>>79250484
Yes, it's better than him harming a child, but how about he stops indulging fantasies of fucking children with porn and sex dolls, and tries wanking over normal porn instead until the disgusting urges go away?

The sex doll seems like a conscious escalation of his sickness, not an attempt to resist it.

>>79250725
same

dad was like 35 though

>>79250745
Just be happy that your dad is happy. It's not like you have to fuck the tranny.

>>79250780
once youve bin there for a couple of weeks itll all feel normalist

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