/brit/

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>>79246584
all me

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>>79246675
love are ed

>>79246584
ed
>>79246675
ed
>>79246726
and eddy! hahaha great stuff

Love ed me

Lost the plot

drunk at work again haha

>>79246796
t. Edd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16ykhlkJbJg

40 posts too early you attention seeking gimp

if you keep making shit early threads, you'll get permanently b& from /int/

>>79246822
'Eddit

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave her boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

new turk dad

giant spider in the bath

should i kill it y/n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WQUSTRWG0

Bum poo willy haha

nothing worse than tourist bus of middle aged yanks. fuck off

>>79246878
No. Take it and put it outside. House spiders are unable to survive outside, so he'll die a slow death. Do that to punish him for being seen.

>>79246902
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

got called a fuck boy today

*does a poo on the prude englishman*
hahah

>>79246855
fuck offffff
you're the only redditor here mate, stop making early threads. it's been enforced for the past 4 fucking years. NEW THREADS CAN ONLY BE MADE ONCE WE REACH PAGE 4.

Do one you absolute tumour
I genuinely can't wait for you to get b&

>>79246874
Kin ell

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good morning /brit/

never reply to my post again you turbo runt

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>>79246967
/brit/'s autism is more than likely caused by /brit/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.

>>79246946
alright don't lose your ed

>>79246946
Lmao

>>79246946
cool your beans bro
jesus

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You arrive in Plymouth

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Marvel or DC?

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Really like this picture. Not sure if I have a foot fetish. I don't want to lick them or anything. I just like looking at and admiring how delicate girls are.

>>79246946
Imagine being this autistic on the internet

I bet this is the guy who cuts water bottles in half

>>79246946
Hold your horses, buckaroo.

>>79247008
blonde in the middle is going to grow up to suck so much dick

ought to range ban and/or lynch anyone who makes early threads desu

>>79247055
Capekino (DC)

>>79247054
har har har thats amusing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WQUSTRWG0

har

not a big fan of people saying "har har har" over the internet

hehehehe

*hoots*
*hollers*

hon hon hon

>>79247008
hate seeing these being posted

>go to club
>they take photos to post on their facebook or some shit
>always shitfaced when arriving at the club
>end up on photos being posted
luckily they only choose pictures where i don't look retarded x

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>ought to range ban and/or lynch anyone who makes early threads desu

anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZAFp4wAjQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DUhySz6fcQ

havent played this yet but it's a total choon

HONK HONK
*long pause*
*HONNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

>>79247023
>>79247004
>>79246998
NO
THIS ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT HAS BEEN THREADSPLITTING NON STOP RECENTLY
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY AND IT ABSOLUTELY DOES MY NUT IN
HE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD EDITIONS, THEYRE ALWAYS ABSOLUTE SHIT
HE ONLY DOES IT BECAUSE PEOPLE POSTING IN HIS THREAD IS THE CLOSEST THING TO HUMAN INTERACTION HE CAN GET THE SAD FAT MONG

JANNY FUCKING BAN THESE THREADSPLITTING CUNTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ipek

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Like this picture as well

>>79247168

BRAAAAP

>>79247160
mate
it's just the internet
don't bust blood vessel

>>79247168
there should be piss, shit and blood stains in those knickers

>>79247193
yeah and that weird green stuff too
they must be brand new

is it too early to take some md

>>79247143
Me but 30

>>79247168
can see the finger marks on the bottom of the toilet roll where she's been holding it

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anime

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NO
THIS ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT HAS BEEN THREADSPLITTING NON STOP RECENTLY
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY AND IT ABSOLUTELY DOES MY NUT IN
HE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE GOOD EDITIONS, THEYRE ALWAYS ABSOLUTE SHIT
HE ONLY DOES IT BECAUSE PEOPLE POSTING IN HIS THREAD IS THE CLOSEST THING TO HUMAN INTERACTION HE CAN GET THE SAD FAT MONG

JANNY FUCKING BAN THESE THREADSPLITTING CUNTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79247193

Haha. That's funny because girls don't shit and their period is pink and gets caught in the tampon.

>>79247054
I roll for initiative

>>79247168
hope she washed her hands

Imagine being so autistic that you legitimately care about whether or not /brit/ threads are made on time.

idea: cure autism by nuking the uk

just been subverted by the jew

>>79247221
big tits
shame the vile cretin itself makes me physically gag its so gross and disgusting to look at

YourFavoriteMartian Bitch Got a Penis

>>79247250
hope she didnt and then lets me suck her fingers

I am going to thread split so early that autismo will jump off a bridge

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>>79247240

>>79247240
also funny because girls also hide their tampons in the bottom of the bin so their men don't see them and get grossed out

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>there are people that unironically believe in flat earth

>>79247295

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP brapbrao

Business idea: send all pakis to Miami to die in the hurricane

>>79247149
why does Lean keep making these gay ballads? This and Sailor moon are absolute trash. tbf the hook on red bottom sky isn't bad, but it's still a boring song

why can't he make bangers like this anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB5rd5JVBto

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>>79247274
incorrect anime opinion, tohru is great

>>79247312
i am convinced that every single one of them is memeing

based brap poster

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why is there no middle ground?

>>79247319
so so grim

>>79247303

I like to fish them out and smell them and rub them on my willy. They've been in her vagina so it's like having sex by proxy.

>>79247353
me in the middle

might escape this mortal coil and plunge head first into the abyss

you lads want anything?

>>79247361
if your mother knew you wanked off using her soiled tampons she'd be very (even more so) disappointed in you

contagion and im sitting on the side of satan

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Love Emilia

>>79247353
Me in the radical centre

Carolann Gallon is quite a qt ngl

>>79247353
there is, its all the users who avoid tweeting and retweeting stupid political virtue signalling, but they are excluded from the graph

>>79247404

I don't do my mother, just girls whose houses I go to.

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come on mother fucker everybody has to die

new fridge is absolutely peng

just got one of those happiness boosts where you suddenly get goosebumps and feel hyper
fuck me feels good man, i feel at one with myself

absolutely BUZZING lads

let's play the blame
game
i love you
more

>>79247463
cool post

>>79247475
fucking druggy

last night i dreamt that somebody loved me

i'll sleep when im dead

>>79247497
no drugs mate, i'm high on life

i became rather inebriated last night

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He spends his days arguing with manchildren on a Taiwanese Morse code board! What a waste of a life.

>>79247504
last night I dreamt that I got a girlfriend and that robert mugabe died
both in the same dream lol

*punches your chakras out of alignment*
nuthin personal, namaste

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>>79247353
people chose to stick to what they know and don't venture outside
they're unwilling to even consider the other side of an argument or point
basically people select what they want to read, watch and block everything else out

you see this with main stream media, people watch certain news channels, visit certain websites or read specific newspaper that align with their own opinions

I always say it's pointless trying to have debates with people over politics or religion because they're so set in their beliefs you won't change their mind anyway, not worth the effort or time

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AMERICA IS HERE BABY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4

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th' 'f

is it a good idea to snort mandy

I've destroyed my ability to pair bond and feel emotion for females

I want to remember what that excitement is like, the excitement you used to get when the girl you're texting texted you back that rush

It's all so normal there's no excitement anymore, genuinely jealous of people who've only slept with a couple girls. I'm at 50+ in my early twenties and I'm fucked for life

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*goes into a coma from getting a haircut*

>>79247620
*can't wake up because my heart is so ridiculously enlarged thanks to drug and steroid use*

>>79247595
don't think you'll mind

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Having a gf dreams are always the best. She holds your hand and kisses you.

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ANIME
N
I
M
E

>>79247620
bet he has a healthy heart and a tiny penis

>>79247620
woah, that guy is swole, fucking jack, amirite? shredded asf

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>>79247658
>have a gf dream
>know instantly that it's a dream

had two strong coffees and about to have a curry how much do you reckon i'll get the shits lads?

>>79247662
TOSHINOU KYOUKO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>79247688
shut up you disgusting freak

>>79247620
rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_g8P9elQM

>>79247668
He's dead. Also roids make your nuts smaller, not your cock.

i had a dream where i found a strange shaped vodka bottle with a few drops of vodka left in it and i kept trying to drink out of it without being caught. then my arm turned into glass and had vodka inside of it and i kept shaking it around to make sure it still contained vodka.

i think i have a problem.

alias CHOON='for f in $(ls ~/Music/YGYL/Movs/*.mov | shuf); do echo "Current Choon: $f";omxplayer -b $f; done'

>>79247688
drank two strong coffees just now

feel a bit dizzy haha x

>>79247717
>shut up you disgusting freak
what did he mean by this?

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Are they assuming everyone knows chess or something? Is this a website for nerds?

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dua Lipa. The advanced musicality is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on the history of synthesis most of the composition will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Duas nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from continental philosophy, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these referances, to realise that her pieces are not just simple escapist art- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dua truly ARE idiots.

GOING TO HAVE TO RETURN THIS SALAD TO TESCO LADS. THERE'S A FOOKIN SPIDER INNIT

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>>79247727
I never mentioned steroids, you did

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Ok

>>79247777
>numbers
DAMN

>>79247771

Knight to g4

>>79247771
did take a photo of the screen? moron

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>>79247773
Want to put my penis inside of her.

>>79247773
need those lips on my dick right NOW

>>79247773
are you a wizard
was actually listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2vBLd5Egnk as I read this post

this happened a week or so ago too

MINA-SAAAAAN!!!!!!!! TAIHEN DA!!!!!

>>79247805
nonceman what are you doing?!?!

>>79247771
a) thats ridiculously easy, even if you havent played chess for 10 years you could finish it

b) how exactly does this stop computers? if anything computers are even better at spotting checkmates than humans are

>>79247773
>>79247822
thought that Hailee Steinfeld

>>79247771
just move the queen diagonally and put it on the brown square in front of the queen

i haven't even played chess since i was like 10 though so i might be wrong

>>79247822
>>79247824
she is pretty fucking fit
her boyfriend is an absolute goon too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y214pmMQcxY
HAPPENING

>>79247804
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

>>79247890

Lol ok then nerd. What's the answer?

>>79247896
her mum is fit as well

going to have a play with my new toy in a bit, got some open-back knickers too

So is Digimon ded?

>>79247926
pics x

>>79247916
queen to c7, innit

>>79247926
fuck off degen

post pics

>>79247950
>>79247957
nah i'm ugly lads, love dressing up and shagging myself though

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>tfw just had my biggest defeat against the AI on madden
>lost 32-8
>4 interceptions and 6 sacks against me
>allowed them to have a 90-yd touchdown

I've not been this angry in some time. I can feel my heart pounding, I can hear this repeating sound pattern in my head getting louder and louder.

I would have a wank to calm myself down but I looked on chaturbate and couldn't find a decent model within 10 seconds and it pissed me off and made me angrier.

Send help!

genuinely said rich piana died

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>>79247773
looks to jewish for my refined white supremist tastes
wouldn't want to polute my jeans pool

>>79248001
>he doesn't play fifa
Sad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eofyuoXJm4

want to snort a line of coke off george ezra's penis

>>79248021
I do, but I'm exceptionally bored after last years and (probably) won't be getting this years.

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Currently evacuating south florida, almost out of the Everglades. Swampland is beginning to end, close to Naples. Car is actually overheating a bit right now, a twist in the tale.

TriHard

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>LOOK AT ME, EUROPEANS! I LOVE FOOTBALL, AND NOT THAT AMERICAN HANDEGG!
>PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME PLEASE TELL ME I'M DIFFERENT PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER AMERICANS PLEASE!

>>79248045
Don't you put this evil on me.

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>>79248048
i can have this arranged

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v378/n6552/abs/378068a0.html
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7477289
http://jcem.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/85/5/2034
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11826131
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16870186
http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590400018231
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15724806
http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/content/131/12/3132
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2754583/?tool=pmcentrez
http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jpsychires.2010.05.006
http://science.jrank.org/pages/2061/Diethylstilbestrol-DES.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7689007.stm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19341803
http://www.mediafire.com/file/brq4uevp3r8mwk4/sex+differentiation+of+the+brain.pdf
doing a learn

Any intolerant left man in?

>>79248049
I haven't played since Fifa 15
Was the nigglette story mode any fun?
Also
>4 interceptions and 6 sacks
Nigga where's your D??

>>79248065
To be fair to him, he's probably a spic.

is intelligence genetic or is every Human born with the exact same intellectual capacity?

>>79248083
nerd

BIG fan of david memewie

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whites BTFO

>>79248116
remember catching him in that cave on pokemon blue
haha

why the actual fuck does 4chan use captchas? 99% of the posts here are total shit anyway

>>79248138
Me at the top of the pyramid.

>>79248096
Only spics born in Latin America prefer soccer to American football. Soccer is a girl sport in North America.

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business idea: heated coat that mines crypto

>>79248138
>not being racist is racist
ah yes, the modern left

>>79248102
no, the best thing to be born into is Yiddish culture

>>79248138
>the N-Word
do they mean 'nigger'?

>>79248138
>hiring discrimination
ah yes, cause the affirmative action shit is for wh*te people

>>79248092
>Nigga where's your D??

Getting OUT-FUCKING-PLAYED by Mariota. I couldn't blitz because he'd always run outside, I couldn't commit to containing because Murray would destroy my d line. Their players seemed to be able to block perfectly when running outside also.

Then, after the first quarter of dominating, they always seemed to play-fake it when I rushed and he'd either pass for 20yd+ or run out of the blitz. And when I played conservatively they'd still end up cheating their way to a first down or more.

>>79248161
And that goes against what I said how?

>>79248138
guess im a racist then. now what?

>>79248149
some autist used to spambot advertise his shitty 4chan ripoff years ago

moot implemented captchas and never removed them

Who is number one right now?
Bring him. I show you.

>>79248156
David Lynching?

>>79248213
we are number 1

>>79248207
>>79248092

Oh, and I was the Jasg who's had at least 2 injuries every game so far. Is it me or are injuries more common in this years game?

on this episode of the Timothy James Byrne Show: Tim is fed up with abuse and desperately makes an appeal to the United States of America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9lYtKCWTDg

poo smells awful shitty

>>79248210
rip kim

drinking wine

>>79248207
Because not even spics like soccer. He want brownie points with Yuro peons.

>FIFA

Premium deano. At this rate we'll be unironically talking about SCS sofas and the missus by this time next year.

>>79248258
cowards in your country

been feeling pretty damn good of late

>>79248285
hello mum

>>79248258
is someone actually hacking his computer?

>>79248249
good post

>>79248312
no his hard drive's fucked

>>79248288
>Only spics born in Latin America prefer soccer to American football.
>Because not even spics like soccer

Well, which one is it then?

>>79248258
could be a yank hacking his PC you never know

>>79248307
Your mum says hello too

>>79248207
Mariota was the GOAT when he was at Oregon, glad he's still kickin ass

Usually there aren't any injuries during preseason like OBJ so maybe this year will be pretty bad

>>79248334
What a twist that would be.

>American football
>more popular than "soccer"

>>79248258
how is he uploading videos then?

when we say computer
we mean electronic computer

>>79248388
I hate the middle class so goddamn much

>>79248388
>average lefties

>>79248322
>men shouldnt hate women because they cant get laid
hmm it's almost like women have almost complete control over who gets laid and who doesnt yet men get blamed for things beyond their control

>>79248385
exactly so many third worlders out ther

>>79248440
hello virgin

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>>79248354
>Mariota was the GOAT

Damn right he is, even if I now hate all mobile QBs because of what he just did to me.

>>79248440
sexisd rapisd :DDDD

>>79248440
the virgin post

>>79248312
No, it's just old and fucked, but he's schizophrenic so he thinks the universe revolves around him and people dedicate their entire lives to fucking with him
He bought a Gibson recently, so i don't know why he doesn't just buy a new laptop

Reminder that blacks shot at the Cajun Navy while they were trying to extract stranded flood victims in Texas because they didn't want people near their looting targets.

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>>79248388
ooga booga

My eyes are green.

Am I a lizard?

>>79248440
Hello virgin loser

>>79248473
tim's not schizophrenic, he's just a complete idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

>>79248478
source?

>>79248440
Can see the new balances on your feet

>>79248390
From his laptop
Tim's idea of hacking is Edge occasionally not responding and crashing

>>79248492
>tim's not schizophrenic, he's just a complete idiot

Both are wrong. He was tested on when he was a scientist in his younger days, turning him special.

>>79248506
Burn

uploaded 1 minute ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-cp9ltjy2o

>>79248466
Trade for him if your QB is giving up 4 interceptions and can't get out of 6 sacks

>>79248388
the absolute state of glastonbury these days

>>79248459
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>>79248524
t. pussy whipped bitches who think women do no wrong

all in your just just a
nother link in the park

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPTgJbfJZ8

Klassik.

Can't be arsed seeing my friends tonight they can go fuck themselves

>this furious yank virgin

how do i tell an acquaintance of mine that he's shite at photography? he keeps trying to do portraits of his provincial pseudo hipster mates and they're honestly god awful in both technical and artistic qualities.

dont wanna be rude though

>>79248619
>friends
font

>>79248573
Fuck that, I'm gonna see what I'm like for a few more weeks. If I'm truly shit, then I'll tank my season and get a QB in the draft, otherwise I'll trade for him on deadline week.

>>79248586
all me

Wow the virgin yank is mad

>>79248625
why do you need to tell him

>>79248619
I'll go out with you :3

Tim: THERE'S A CHINESE CARTOON WEBSITE THAT WATCHES ALL OF MY VIDEOS AND PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF ME

Doctor: Okay, simmer down Timmy, it's just a delusion, i'll increase your anti psychotic dosage

tfw we're all just figments of Tim's imagination. this is Tim's world.

What you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Throw my head on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
Oh oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya baby
But you won't do the same

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>these liked videos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KMcaoti1-E&list=FL6hmTpW_SLMp1D3TchQN7zw

Dreaming of Cara on the mic and Tim on drums desu

>>79248648
because he keeps sharing them all over the shop and it's almost embarrassing

do not care

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lamo hes extra mental today

>>79248715
Tell him to take a class

PSNI - people should not inform

SLAPPA DA BASS
BOOYAKASHA

Convinced that everyone i know secretly looks down on me and pitys me

>>79248715
Be frank in your criticism. Tell him to read a book or sign up for an online course.

>>79248767
alri tim

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>>79248734
Cowardly bastards in this country can't even call themselves men

How does Tim survive? Where does he get his money from? Does he buy his food online?

>>79246916
Laughed heartily.

>>79248734
What is Tim's obsession with America? Does he want to go full Ruby Ridge or something?

do you think the USA will save timmy

>>79248785
wish i lived in small town america and had a local gay couple to shout abuse at whenever I came out of the pub

dont think ill ever have sex

why has robert webb jumped onto this 'you can be whatever gender you want' train so hard? is to get out of david mitchell's shadow or does he really believe this?

>>79248806
didnt know i needed this

>>79248779
he's got the stomach to be american

>>79248805
Reckon he could do alright with a little country house in the Carolinas

>>79248805
He'll be ridiculed and demeaned here
He won't last a week before being eaten alive

Only Britland can save him

cheating cowardly bastards

>>79248842
>He'll be ridiculed and demeaned here

Yankland is full of mentals though

>>79248779
its funny how much he hates the people he thinks have wronged him somehow

im so bitter and beta i bitch about women on the internet for not getting laid
its definitely the fault of all women, not mine

>>79248855
How do you think they become mental..?

You're from sainsburys aren't you

>>79248882
Do you feel better now?

every day i just wake up and sit here and wait find myself counting the hours until i can go back to bed. thinking maybe it's time to give 'cide a try

>>79248884
all that aspartame you lot consume

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>>79248842
But America is full of obese mental cases. He'd fit right in.

i used to live near a man like Tim. he never left his house and had long grey hair. He did bizarre schizo shit like sticking newspapers to his windows and sitting in his living room shining laser pointers.

when i was 10 i put a load of snails through his letter box and he came out and chased me with a knife.

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>>79248873

Done a new

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Reading 'dit

the comments are making me surprisingly angry

>>79248884
the food?
the backwater medical practices?
the relentless and perpetual brainwashing from a very young age?

>>79248923
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>>79248923

>>79248884
Flouride in the water, overprescription of SSRIs and amphetamines to children

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when you die you wake up holding a pipe of DMT surrounded by aliens asking the trip was

>>79248905
>>79248931
take a running jump

>>79248816
He wants a career with the BBC. Any deviation from the dogmatic political agenda results in blacklisting, shaming, and the revelation of any scandalous behaviour he's engaged in.

>>79248715
you dont have to say he's bad at it, just say something along the lines of "i'm not able to give you any meaningful feedback and i don't really know what you're looking for, i'd rather you didn't show me unless you have a specific question"

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>>79248931
Too early, fuck off.