/brit/

Gonna tell Kim that Theresa May lives at 10 downing street so he knows where to nuke haha

too early runt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c

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>>79244424
*nods respectfully towards you*

>>79244465

choon.

>>79244482
janny's back

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>>79244424

>>79242470
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>>79242470
.

>>79244460
EXCELLENT PLAN LAD

*posts in this thread*

Does Kim even hate us?

Never hear him talking about the UK, maybe he's a Britboo

>My council home is worth 1.5M
>The London experience

can we please just pave over that whole place and start again. better yet, turn it into a massive green belt area

got some sausages for tea. what should i have with them?

>/brit/ is slowly dying because spackers have to make news earlier and earlier
ah yes definitely getting dibs on a thread

>>79242470
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>>79244561
getting dibs? how about getting DUBS

>>79244561
these are washed yutes

>Me? Work a service job? That is far below me, peasant, I for one, spent 4 years at the University of Leeds getting a degree in Criminology

got called a runt in one of the previous /brit/ threads before

Ruse /brit/?
awh I fell for it
what are you guys like?

>>79244610
could HEEM this ponce in to the next century

spent over 10 years at the university of life and got meself a nice machine operator job

love life x

Anyone got that David Mitchell hello janny image

any footy?

>thinking you could heem or at best escape a bear that wanted to kill you

You'd have no chance

>>79244545
well?

>https://www.wsj.com/articles/north-koreas-deputy-ambassador-to-the-u-k-defects-to-south-korea-1471436788

>>79244689
yes

any london man in?

>>79244724
post it

>>79244677
would love to suckle those chocolate nips

>>79244730
Yes

Really love how beautiful London is. Love how it's getting better every year too

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>>79244735

>>79244757
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>79244560
MORE SAUSAGES

>>79244706
I fought Big Foot one time when I was on holiday in British Colombia, was a fairly even affair until I tired, reckon I could give a grizzly a good knock

what's with all the fucking rich london twats here

hampstead bender
kensington Seale mong
now this sloane wanker??????

>>79243469
>ooh look at me I can flash Raspbian to an SD card I'm better than all of you!

>>79242529
>>79242614
you don't have a drive way
oh dear oh dear oh dear

>>79244560
Mash & gravy is the only acceptable answer

>>79244802
AH YES the quintessential runt meal

oh yeah? a 2:1? you don't say
well, very impressive mate, yeah, well done
anyway, it was a footlong meatball marinara on hearty italian? cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Wv9kVMbw8

skullstep

>>79244677
funny how she's considered black but probably has more white blood than black, same with beyonce

got a job
want a new one

>>79244820
rasheed

>>79244802
>>79244560
make it onion gravy and I could do with that right now

>couple whose wedding I went to is in the news because the alcoholic wife was domestically abusing the husband

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4864706/Abused-husband-set-secret-camera-film-wife-s-attacks.html

ah yes very impressive

>>79244833
Race is more about identity than genetics

>>79244833
beyonce is bleached though

are you real japanese

>>79244610
He looks bothered

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>Race is more about identity than genetics

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
why isit so hard to find a part time job? Every single one of my applications gets rejected, it's a fucking joke

>you will never get a comfy job where you barely have to do anything

it's the dream 2bh. any man got a job like this?

someone post the david mitchell "hello janny" image ffs

saw some NEET runt standing out the job centre handing his CV to people walking by

walked up to him in my business attire (I work a high paying city centre office job) and told him the manager of the J*b centre would like to have a word with him, I told him to leave his stack of CV's behind.

As he was in making a complete twat of himself I poured my £5 Costa Cream latte all over his disgusting CV's

haha stupid runt

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http://newsthump.com/2017/09/08/northern-scientists-conclusively-prove-southern-softness/

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>Anyone got that David Mitchell hello janny image

>England is my city
what did he actually mean by this?

>>79244917
Should ov went to uni and got an internship ;)

>>79244917
what kind of jobs have you applied

thread I made is off to a flying start

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>>79244929

DOING A CHANGE INTO MY JIMJAMS LADS

need a pale gf who can play steel drums

>>79244983
>>79244983
>>79244983

new

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>>79244929

>>79244949
make fun of Jake Paul and I'll slap the head off you

>>79244996
janny wont be pleased

>>79244967
just part time ones at tesco, pets at home, asda, etc

Janny is going to go SPASTIC when they see this mess

>>79244996
hmm

Oh that piece of paper says you're a qualified nursery nurse? That's nice, I'll have a big mac meal please

>>79244949
it makes sense if you think about it. hes saying that rather than repping a city like manchester or a london borough or whatever, hes repping england seeing as hes in america.

>>79244996
fuck off

janny is in a hotpockets induced coma

>>79245011
you can overqualified for something too lad

i got turned down for cleaning asda overnight

arrogant students are the worst

hate the lot of them

>getting banned from janny

>>79245042
Got a few dates whilst working at McDonald's, I enjoyed the experience.

>>79245042
this is a greggs mate

>>79245071
*exhales loudly at you while rolling my eyes*

>>79244983
>>79244983
>>79244983

WE'RE IN HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE

THERE TOO MUCH RIDING ON THAT
>there's too much
>too much
>too much

>>79245106
>WE'RE IN HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE
>no one's in there
colour me surprised

>>79244926
looking for a government job as soon as I get back from Japan

>>79245099
bacardi breezer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SeD1xE7NA

biggest fucking tune of the 21st century

>be me
>be on /leftypol/ discord server
>gets raided by /pol/ every other day
>just this evening /pol/ack starts spamming cp

why are rorkes all fucking pedos?

>>79245128
runtiest post of the thread so far

possibly of the day

>>79245133
Old

>>79245099
quite like black cats

>>79245127
IMAGUN MY SHOCK

>>79245099
we dont serve your kind

>>79245160
government jobs are good if you're young
can get to 90k within 2 years then fuck off to the private sector

>>79245192
no you dont
be quiet

i am so f*cking baist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDiI0Y2XNig

>>79245192
do you like black women

If everyone makes a /brit/ thread, then the janny will be most displeased

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>>79245206

Can we all just admit that beer tastes like shit? Why do we all pretend to be manly because we like a certain drink?

Would much prefer a nice glass of cider anyday, honestly don't get beer runts

just call me viper aka the paper man

>>79245207
yes anon :3

*gets on knees and purrs at your feet*

IMPORTANT POLL

https://strawpoll.com/h8a7kdxk
https://strawpoll.com/h8a7kdxk
https://strawpoll.com/h8a7kdxk
https://strawpoll.com/h8a7kdxk
https://strawpoll.com/h8a7kdxk

>>79245253
Cider tastes like shit.

You should drink ale and see if you like that, I'd recommend Peculier

>>79245253
Beer is fucking horrid. Its like basic level alcohol invented a billion years ago

>>79245253
doesn't cider fall under beer?

>>79245275
>this new strawpoll layout

who approved this

I'M NOT A BRAINLET

>>79245229
yeah

>>79245298
t.

is there a spectrum of cigarette addiction?
i'm smoking non-stop these days, almost every action is ended with a cigarette.

just had a meal - time for a cig
just done a poo - time for a cig
just had a wank - time for a cig
just had a shave - time for a cig

Gonna be doing a part exchange with my old bike lads. Think I might do a video of it as a memoir cus I'm gonna miss it.

>>79245253
didnt get why people drank beer, then one day it just clicked

now it's fucking delicious

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>>79245306

ONCE THIS THREAD HITS 280 REPLYS

EVERYONE MAKE YOUR OWN NEW

>>79245253
there's nice beers out there

you probably just drank some shite like tramp juice or coors or some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutUyQqhjdM

>>79245295
I threw up on my screen when I clicked that link

only had stella and san migels, both tasted like battery acid, is there anything nice out there

>>79245306
me bottom left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ7SzAm92e4

>>79245290
NAH LAD

>>79245275
So is this proof that /brit/ is a left wing general?

>>79245311
i chase my biftas with a ciggy quite often, feels nice

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>>79245306
when the teacher says 6 million

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>>79245305
have you ever tasted one?

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>>79245306

https://youtu.be/Nusuvx9GMPc

>>79245335
we're recycling this one la

>>79244983
>>79244983
>>79244983

>>79245364
lomza

>>79245393
since when?
Fuck off

>>79245408

Is that poley?

>>79245412
*expels you*

>>79245335
stop forcing this shit gimmick you autistic child.
i bet you're the cunt that's been pushing that shit Chinese gimmick as well.

Just fuck off, you're not wanted here and literally everyone other than your fellow memelords wishes you were dead.

CYCLE MY KNOB YOU CUNT

Everyone is to make their own new when this thread hits 280 replys

We'll show that janny

>>79245408
yeah

is buckfast good

https://youtu.be/t_VJqpU1Uvs

>>79245447

was school hard today lad?

>>79244424
MUH OPPS

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>>79245396
mate always did this too
never saw the point myself

>>79245442

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>>79245436
no

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listening to the kinks
so good desu lads

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ah, yes, thanks lads

only 2 votes for right hmmm

>>79245464
AYE

https://youtu.be/k0Pw4pYq_e8

god isn't real /brit/ *BBUUUURRRPP* your parents are fucking idiots and love isn't real *BEEELLCCHHH*

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>>79245306
prefer not to say

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>>79245461
london?

>>79245471
ummm actually i only go back to school on Monday xx

nice comeback by the way, simply ebin

https://youtu.be/Z5msZiT6nIs

>>79245306
wat hahahaha

>>79245527
no, manchester

>>79245275
rorkes on suicide watch

*INFILTRATES LEFTYPOL*

Were gonna be MAD LADS and everyone has to make their own new

i recommend you all listen to this CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o

>>79245532
underage? hmmm janny will have to look at this one

if you came to /brit/ in the last 2 years and/or heard about 4chan because of /pol/, you are the cancer. Congratulations.

never used an emoji in my life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>79245481
why are britbongs so superior when it comes to music?

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ROARING

alri lads, finished my motorbike training
conclusion: motorbikes are gay

>>79245598
Are Richard

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>>79245562
blacks don't live in the 'ld traff

>>79245618
must be the Gaelic influence

https://youtu.be/MYSlecRWIEs

>>79245626
did the man use the funny accent again

>>79245638
it's ok if you didn't get it
just ride a little more and it'll be second nature

the black man's taken all my dough

>>79245618
Thats interesting coming from a Swede. You lads usually believe you've done more.
>>79245656
As he says, we have a secret weapon.

>>79245626
translation: LOOK AT ME I'M SCOTTISH. DID I MENTION IM SCOTTISH? YEAH, I DO TAKE 10 TIMES LONGER TO WRITE A SHORT POST BECAUSE I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT INTO MY SHIT ACCENT SO EVERYONE KNOWS IM SCOTTISH.

https://youtu.be/Fss_lmi_ygU

iss shite bein scawtesh

>>79244424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADpgFEWTI8

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helllllllllllllllp
meeeeeeeee

>>79245756
didnt even realise salford had a uni

>>79245756
sorry luv x

>>79245811
how did you get a picture on my nan?

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everything you need to know about central Birmingham

charlie didnt arrive

im fuming

>>79245626
some cunt want to enlighten me why birds photo?
I'm a Scot I'm fuckin lost.

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tea

>>79245839
I raped her and burgled her Princess Diana memorial plates.

Then I took a shit in her kettle

>>79245756
why do 20/30 year old women always moan about "respect"

>>79245841
Do Muslims beat up the gays?

>>79245841
the south is dire

Someone on Reddit said "only scots type in their accent" and I replied that blacks do it too

Got downvoted into oblivion and several angry replies

raining outside and im too comfy in the bed to be arsed to go to the gym

:U

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*sells your house*

>>79245903
tell me about the replies

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can't sleep

>>79245899
only in their own countries
in Britain they wait

>>79245985
they were angry

>>79245866
Why women take a photo, then duplicate this photo (and usually flip on the vertical axis), and place it alongside the original photo before uploading the final result, so what appears is a photo split into 2 mirrored halves.

>>79245930
>020

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

>>79245930
>sarees

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

just cooked a pretty banging chilli. got the freezer loaded with it plus soup i made yesterday. dont have to cook any meals for like 2 weeks now.

>>79246096
>frozen chilli and soup every day for 2 weeks

sounds amazing mate

shagged a girl in the fanny last night

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The gf being silly haha xx

>>79246147
how long did it take you to cum?

things i hate the most in this world:
1. Scots who type in their accent
2. Self proclaimed "Gamers"
3. 99% of YouTubers, especially gaming channels
4. Early threads (Reminder that new threads are only posted when the current thread reaches page 4)
5. People who go to nightclubs
6. People who take selfies and post them on social media
7. Middle/upper class left wingers
8. Try hard Americanised "hipsters", most commonly spotted wearing primark NASA/coca cola shirts and skinny jeans and carrying a skateboard on their back
9. People who don't take drugs
10. Forced diversity

>>79246126
yeh it is. they taste really good. very chuffed at my cooking skills.

>>79246169
Sumcunt wnty enlighten me y burds take a photi then put the same photi twicec into the wan photi so theres two eh the same photi in wan photi

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the great american education system

>>79246213
Outstanding post

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIQ_kA77b4

>>79246178
Racist

some girl told me she likes 'bad boys' so i shagged her, made her pay for all my food and then binned her as soon as someone better came along and she starts going on about how much of a cunt i am

women are stupid

Up for a cheeky wank the the maccies chiller

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>>79246231
made a spelling mistake

might do some mandy now coke is off the menu

only did it last week, but its going to be utter shit

>>79246264
>the the
Oh fuck I'm dyslexic

>>79246285
Fuck sake you typed it?

>>79246215
hmmm
equality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoCoRGr4gs

want to dance in the street to this tune

i come from a land down under

where women glow and men plunder

got asked if I want to be put on the organ donor register

six-foot-tall
full of muscle

>>79246349
*phones the rothschildes as you sign the dotted line*

>>79246178
>8. Try hard Americanised "hipsters", most commonly spotted wearing primark NASA/coca cola shirts and skinny jeans and carrying a skateboard on their back
Reminder that people who wear Bronx shirts have never been to the Bronx.

huge brain: cunts what realise tunes leaf and kate leaf is the same leaf

>>79246313
Goofy

>>79246286
md is better than coke anyway
dont miss the charles one bit

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading
I have lost it all

And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame then I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle lit smile that we both share
and you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

>>79246386
say what about canadians

>>79246409
dont like lain

>>79246426
thats ok everyone is connected

had a pizza for lunch

>>79246393
did mandy last weekend so its probably going to be weak and give me brain damage

nevermind lol

>>79246178
>Be american living in England
>cringe everytime I see someone wearing hollister cali branded clothes
That shit is bad enough IN america
Wearing it as a brit is fucking weird

say how about them canadians

A FUCKING LEAF

not a fan

>>79246463
why do you care what other people wear? especially something as innocuous as hollister.
think you need to grow up

>>79246464
see
>>79246502
and
>>79246498

wear superdry exclusively

>>79246518
Hollister is child's clothing, it's genuinely hilarious when man babbys wear it

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>md is better than coke

alri

>>79246535
runtiest of the runts

>>79246536
why is it childs clothing?

>>79246526
>>79246518
>>79246502
>>79246498
>>79246464
>>79246463
>>79246462
>>79246450
>>79246449
>>79246426
>>79246412
>>79246409
>>79246393
>>79246392
>>79246386
>>79246375
>>79246374
>>79246535
>>79246536
>>79246541
>>79246543
alri x

>>79246559
also wear the north face

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>>79246305
yes

>>79246178
sounds like you need to get a girl friend mate

>>79246536
But you're the one acting like a child right now. A little ironic.

ye

pizza is so bad for you. would not bumfuck anyone who just ate one. guaranteed diarrhoea all over your dick

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>>79246518
Only fuckniggas wear hollister

>>79246573
My african brethren

>>79246584

>>79246584


>>79246584

NEW


>>79246584

NEW

>>79246584

NEW


>>79246584

NEW

>>79246584

NEW

tfw i had the same haircut from my childhood until i was 17

it never crossed my mind that you could get a your hair cut into a style. now i can't help but notice that almost all genuinely autistic people have that kid haircut i used to have. dodged a fucking bullet there lads.

sick of hearing about hurricanes on the other side of the world, couldn't give a toss

>>79246634
fuck off

nah

only wear these brands out on road

BAPE
the north face
evisu

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Did an omelette for tea lads

>>79246584
>>79246584
>>79246584

New

>>79246670
0_o i don't know any of those brands XD

Only wear Gym King and Adidas me

who /ninja/ here?
black North Face jackets, black jeans and black trainers exclusively

>>79246584
>>79246584
>>79246584


NEW

>>79246684
looks more like a pancake lad

i just buy stuff on sale from high street shops and occasionally go to charity shops without really giving much thought
coincidentally also a virgin

wear louboutins and gucci only

i dress like a heroin addict

imagine being from the northern hemisphere

>>79246810
dont need to

>>79246810
imagine seeing this during an average drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

>>79246621
YOU SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO DOMINOES LAD???

>>79246670
>Evisu

GOOD LAD

wait this thread hasn't reached bump limit yet