/brit/

>>79242470
Stupid early new cunt

2nd for America

Nipped down to greggs to pick up a couple of apple tarts and some dickhead lorry nicked the parking space outside my house

He's parked right up close to another car outside so I parked across my drive and reversed as tightly as I can to block him in

Who here /DEVILISH/????

>>79242529
enjoy a scraped car mong lmao, better get that car moved quick

meeting up witha cute lad called chad tonight, hope he will take my virginity tehehe

>>79242529
you didn't do that at all

don't lie

>>79242470
This image is so cool OP, when was it taken? Love the old look of british people

know a lad who booked a 4 grand holiday to mexico with his gf for next week
place is going to washed away before they even get there

>>79242576
it's a sketch you prune

Anyone else bloody love The Guardian?

>UK publishing industry remains 90% white, survey finds
>Research indicates diversity has improved in recent years, but a generational change is needed to balance the book trade, according to researchers

>l-lets try and brush over the huge disparity that exists amongst men and women and focus on the ethnic issue instead.

http://archive.is/9lyl0

>>79242558
>>79242547

I literally just did it 5 mins ago

I'm lurking at the blinds waiting for the angry man to arrive, cunt shouldn't be nicking my space when I nip down to greggs for 2 minutes

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>>79242576
probably the Raj

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>>79242600

>>79242614
TAKE PICS (BLUR OUT LICENSE PLATES)

*CALCIFIES YOUR PINEAL GLAND*

>>79242530
would like to make love with the lad on the left

>>79242621
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/sep/06/uk-publishing-industry-remains-90-white-survey-finds#img-1

An English lad needs a good, loyal Indian mate. Would recommend

Love that I'm a paki and there's nothing that you lads can do about it

>>79242614
You sound like you have a dad that's a snitch

>>79242678
*SLAPS YOU WITH A SLICE OF BACON*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTSxAMPXJ80
*struts boldly into the thread*

>>79242696
Locking you up for life for that disgraceful hate crime, enjoy prison getting raped by Paki prison gangs

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n'

Just parked my big thick lorry outside some pasty eating spackers house

>he doesn't own a car

Audible kek

>>79242773
>Paki
let's not use words like this.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/driving-more-than-two-hours-day-less-intelligent-iq-watching-tv-computer-study-university-of-a7855416.html

>DRIVER KEKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>79242813
why

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>>79242825
SMELLY DUMB CAGER SCUM

previous thread is better imo

OH BELOVED......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fiMYtSpaHk

>>79242825
because it requires a lot more situational awareness and quick thinking to ride a bike in a busy area

It all, returns, to nothing, it all comes

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWNNNNN

>>79242850
it's offensive and antisocial.

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>>79242862

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addicted to pic related lads

literally the best sweet food in the world

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haha

wahey

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>>79242862
thanks i made it

ALRI FATTY

>shaving autists

is there anything worse, the exact kind of guy who browses the art of manliness and harps on about IPAs

>>79242928
arrogant students fuck OFF

>FINALLY almost get gf
>ok anon, pick me up at 8 and we'll go out!
>arrives on bicycle
>laughed out of the neighbourhood
>dies a virgin

Ahhhh yes

actually a fan of kpop group bigbang, prefer UK music far, far more, but they're still alright

not a fan of that young girl rubbish though, nonce tunes simple as

>>79242825
honestly dont believe anything the independent releases it's the fucking dailymail but for the left, just complete nonsense posted there all the time

TONIGHT TONIGHT

>>79242901
FUCK OFF GIMP

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... Me David William Cameron succumbing to a pint near my rented house in Downing street ... 04 May 2014 ...

>>79242901
But we're on an anonymous image board. And you're American so you above all should understand the importance of free speech.

>>79242928
lmao what fucking uni types likes that? congratulations anyway

>>79242928
CANNOT FATHOM BEING AN STUDENT AS A CAREER CHOICE 2BH

Just want to say congrats to everyone in this thread

>>79242928
Ah yes, Chemistry

>>79242975
>gimp
let's not use words like this.

>>79242928
REGISTERED

>>79243035
thanks
what do i win

Barbara is at the arab bar

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makes me do big thinks about how lefties hate Buddhism now after it was a big meme for them because Buddhists started killing Muslims.

why do Muslims get so much unshakable support?

>>79242928
whats your favourite

>analytical
>organic
>bio
>physical

have absolutely nothing to do on my days off. wish i was at the toil

>>79243085
why would you even list organic

nobody fucking likes ochem

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Forgot to return my books to library and now I'm being fined £30. I don't even have a job.

>>79242928
tell us the university then

>>79243072
they don't. islamophobia is rife right now

>>79243105
Its the liberal arts of chemistry

love ochem, me

Pon di Overground lads

>>79243122
PISS ALL OVER THE PAGES BEFORE HANDING IT BACK IN

>>79243085
it's in organic chemistry, specifically catalysis using nickel and copper from cross-coupling reactions

>>79243105
ochem is best, I've got no time for molecules that don't have carbon in them

also fuck physical chemistry

>>79243163
ugh, you uncouth simpleton

was too thick to do chem at school. only did biology

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>>79242600
>>UK publishing industry remains 90% white, survey finds

Isn't the country about 90% white? What percent black is the Nigerian publishing industry?

>>79243085
QUITE ENJOYED ORGANIC CHEM WHEN I DID IT. NOBODY ELSE IN THE CLASS COULD SEEM TO GRASP IT THEN AGAIN THEY WERE ALL WOMEN

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did someone say organic chemistry?

>chemistry

Yeah I'll have a medium soy latte with caramel please

>>79243122
Pay it and learn to not be slack. Stop taking things for granted.

Fucking hell, here come the nerds

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>>79242739
*sharpens sword*

>>79243212
>trans
>cis
fuck off libtard

think i might be a girl because i only liked the wishwashy social sciences at school

favorite type of apple?

love me a good fuji and honeycrisp. having a pink lady right now, not satisfied.

>>79243189
White people made up over 87% at the last census, not too sure on how much of that was White British

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>>79242799

>>79243177
WHAT BOOK WERE YOU EVEN READING NERD? THE COMPREHENSIVE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WILLIES?

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cara

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uhhhhhhhhh... dumb students... stop... uh........ talking about your success here, it hurts me brain.... duhhhhhhhh

Did Cromwell actually do anything wrong?

bloody arrogant tory students and their bloody bankers student bonuses

>>79243304
arrogant student fuck off

>>79243267
HAVEN'T HAD A FUJI IN YEARS. THINK THEY'RE THE BEST ONES 2BH ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OVER HERE

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ecли вы читaeтe этo, вы являeтecь кpyпным гoмoceкcyaлиcтoм

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZG6tRGMYk

>>79243139
"islamophobia"

such a bullshit word. people noticing obvious problems with islam and being annoyed about it is not a fucking phobia.

>>79243319
Tried to ban Christmas

>>79243267
grannt smiths golden delicious pink lady cox

LOVE it when students come on /brit/, they've all literally JUST graduated and are about to get a taste of the real world

>>79243139
Thank Christ.

how would one defrost a lasagna? package says not to cook it frozen so should i shuck it into the oven on a low heat or something?

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>>79243235
ever heard of nerd rage?

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>>79243344
got ROWS of em at the local 'lix

Do you think I could write a book when I finish University?

Currently doing my Magister juris in Law and I grew up in a council estate, was very poor growing up but worked extremely hard.

Shame I have loads of debt

>>79243348
it is if they're afraid of it

>>79243356
>delicious pink lady cox
traps are gay, son

>>79243361
"real life" is better than school
HATED these constant nonsense projects, readings, essays and other bunk every week

>>79243370
your microwave should have a defrost setting, maybe you should leave it out a couple hours first and then defrost it for however long it says on the packaging.

can't believe you have no idea how to defrost something man, does mum cook your meals?

>>79243370
LUST LEAVE IT OUT OR STICK IT IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT LATER OR IMMERSE IT IN WATER IF YOU'RE DESPERATE

>>79243361
best part is 3 years down the line when they're all "lads what are some jobs where having a degree helps? (doesn't have to be related)"

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tiss here a stick up patnuh
gimme gimme

cats acting like a runt

>>79243269
I thought it was 87% white British & 3% white Irish. Non-whites make up about 10%.

>>79243122
start crying, screaming and hit yourself when you have to pay and beg them not to fine you
eventually they'll get so tired of your autism that they'll let you go
also wear an autism speaks t shirt or a "please be patient I have autism" cap

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OMFG wypipo need to be stopped

How to stop an internet addiction?

I'm on the laptop or on my phone for at least 12-16 hours every day

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>>79243424

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it works!!!!!!!

>>79243390
only if they are afraid of it to the degree they have a panic attack if someone mentions the word Islam. which obviously nobody does. phobia means irrational fear. being annoyed about third world fundamental religious lunatics is not irrational, neither is fearing them for that matter.

>>79243319
Invited moneylenders the rest of Europe was ousting

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>>79243209
sexist

>>79243392
not if it's a feminine willy

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>>79243319
Didn't finish the job he started in Paddystan.

>>79243433
You might be correct, m80. But we still are a majority White British nation and this issue with ethnic diversity is fucking patheitc

>>79243478
complete nonce sense

>>79243469
what you doin with pi

The moment you leave is the moment youll get nuked

>>79243477
NOT MY FAULT IF THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT ORGANIC CHEM LAD.

>>79243470
most people who are worried about islam are concerned to the level of irrationality i.e. don't let any in because of a minority of extremists

>>79243469
nonce

>>79243523
hehe look its europe flag lads epic xDd

Married a single mother of 3. Now I have 4 wives.

>>79243512
ive made it so when i turn it on it shuffles then automatically starts playing all my YGYL webms one after the other

eg:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504831852412.webm

>>79243433
these statistics are rubbish. they were rubbish when they were made and they are even more rubbish now eight years later. if i remember rightly they never accounted for school children, and something like 1 in 3 kids in british schools is non white British now

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bought a bag of banana chips form holland and barret
>2600 calories total

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>>79243164
have never visited or seen an organic chemistry lab myself

do you wear a fancy lab coat

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bit tired
don't really feel like going out tonight; and having to deal with the gf being difficult in the morning
but already said I would

>>79243417
>does mum cook your meals?
yeh :)

>>79243604
CALORIE COUNTING LIMP WRISTED RUNT

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rosamund

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>>79243646
i dont la
just curious as the bag is heavy haha
shall eat regardless xxx

>>79243630
nah
i like seeing their faces

im a romantic
:3

the more time I spend amongst intelligent people, the less racist I become, the more time I spend amongst stupid people, the more racist I become

>>79243593
cool

>>79243497
feminine willies are those that have shrunk due to men taking female hormones

I like how leftypol are so upset by the existence of /brit/ that they try to derail it by spamming gay porn.

Bless.

>>79243630
can't ever feel blowjobs

think i have something wrong with my willy

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>>79243650
1st good post from a leaf ever desu

>>79243677
you're deluded or in denial sweaty :)

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>>79243424
Not on my watch

>>79243690
>one image
>spamming
dumb dumb

WHAT DO LEFTPOL RUNTS HAVE AGAINST /BRIT/? DO THEY FEAR US?

toil tomorrow

lads
post some indie choons
im in the mood for pretentious shite

Your Caps Lock is on sweaty xxx

>>79243532
that's not irrational at all. the 'minority' of extremists is larger than any minority of extremists in any other group by such a long stretch it's probably immeasurable. 'moderate' muslims are very easily radicalised, if you're not muslim, no danger of being radicalised.

besides this, the 'moderates' are just people who believe and want oppressive things, but wont kill to get them. many of them have a degree of symathy for extremists. basically all are anti semitic, hate homosexuals, do not view women as equals.

why would anyone reasonable want any of them here?

chun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFcxR4Y6C0

Spotted a newcunt>>79243720

/brit/ is the least right-wing general on /int/

every other general is full of Nazis

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>one of 18, the others being male and foreign
>articles focuses on her
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-41201270


hmm

>>79243695
i was the same for a good few years
then one day i met this taiwanese twink who teased me for like 2 hours and then gave me the fucking blowjob of my life, i thought i was in heaven

you just have to be in the mood and have someone who knows what theyre doing i think. its not like normal sex, a lot more depends on the skill level of your partner

>>79243751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzXhj4TCQtM

>>79243785
never used to be loads of reddit rasheeds and leftypol commies here. used to be nice.

>>79243753
it is as irrational as me opting not to go to barcelona now because of what happened a while ago

>>79243785
this

/brit/ politics are that of the average telegraph reader for the most part. even /fa/ is more right wing ffs

>>79243723
STATE of you

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really in the mood for a bj right now
ah well

pretentious tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzaifhSw2c

>>79243789
Probably because most of the others were sentenced days ago, you fucking daft bastard

CANT even IMAGINE a GIRL wanting TO do ANYTHING sexual WITH me. I am JUST that FUCKING ugly.

>>79243751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tl1AjzDSNE

>>79243826
except Barcelona actually has some redeeming qualities
which part of being a muslim are we supposed to find desirable? the oppression of women? hatred of gays? inhumane slaughter of animals? female genital mutilation?

>>79243877
what about a boy :3

DID A CHEEKY FART AND NOW FLORIDA'S FEARING FOR IT'S LIFE

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>>79243789
>Abdulhamid Minoyee

haven't had sex for a while

might go to a gay bar and pull a twink

PJW is here

>>79243810
>>79243859
>>79243881
cheers

>>79243859
Pretentious but art is

>>79243863
there was no story about it

>>79243751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq6YsdVoi0w

>>79243604
don't you mean banana CRISPS

>>79243785
which is probably why its the best one
i know it seems unlikely but brit is one of the least politics-focussed generals (despite the efforts of spastic cunts like
>>79243753 >>79243722 >>79243674 >>79243139 >>79243072 >>79243825 etc etc etc)

when it isnt clogged up with politics spunk its pretty nice here tbqh

see that's the one thing I like about gay blokes, the understand man's primal need for sex
there's no fussing about, just sex sex and sex

>>79243785
>>79243914
these desu
/brit/ could be a lot worse than it is

>>79243885
there are thousands of mosques in this country doing good work just like the churches. you are deliberately obtuse

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DLUMBPH HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

>toil in the boomer generation

>guarantees you a living wage(and more if you're educated)
>guarantees you a house, car and enough to raise a family on
>strong unions, hard to fire employees

>toil now

>guarantees you just enough to feed yourself
>no house, shitty car, no family
>contracts everywhere allowing you to be sacked for no reason, instantly
>little to no wage growth

what the FUCK happened

>>79243751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vYtq6uKF_U
>>79243810
outstanding post mate

>>79243933
>there are thousands of mosques in this country
I actually considered putting that on my list of examples
funding more muslims is NOT a good thing

>>79243944
you've just got a shit job swettie x

>>79243944
boomer politics

>>79243897
do gay blokes just assume that other blokes on a night out have cleaned their arses out and shit? what if you take one home and shit starts pouring out everywhere lol

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>"UK publishing industry remains 90% white, survey finds"

>"Research indicates diversity has improved in recent years, but a generational change is needed to balance the book trade, according to researchers"

>“I think publishers have been very proactive in trying to encourage diversity” said bookcareers.com’s Suzanne Collier. “But it is going to take a long time for this to take hold, and until that figure is reduced to about 60/40 we have not got true diversity.”"

http://archive.is/9lyl0

when will the racism end lads?

>>79243897
L
O
N
D
O
N?

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post Rosie x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef1pSjiMs_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9uDKQSfaP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6blcQdTzl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB2yUvkoVM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVofWzsAyec

can someone who lives near tim please go to his flat and tell him that his hard drive is failing and that he needs to buy a new laptop

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You are, unforgettable
I need to get you alone

>>79243903
It's linked in the article you posted, you bumder.

>>79243959
muslims do charity like all other religions

>>79243975
generally speaking yes, but for those that don't it's very easy to clean out your arse

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>>79243998

>>79243826
nope. it's far more rational than that. for so many reasons. not the least of which being, you would only be visiting barcelona. people are worried about the numbers of Muslims in their homelands, and rightfully so. nobody civilized wants to leave around people that hate homosexuals, don't view women as equals, hate, jews, generally who is not Muslim. why would they?

ask yourself that for a second, since you're clearly a Muslim. would Muslims in pakistan enjoy a bunch of brits taking over neighborhoods, staying out all night drinking, walking around in skimpy clothing? obviously not. they would be bludgeoned to death with rocks. rather the same deal for non muslims countries with lots of muslims. we are not interested in lashing homosexuals to death, retarded handshake taboos, and other nonsensical medieval nonsense

>>79243975
theyd tell you if they were prepped for anal or not
personally what i find usually happens is ill take someone home and we'll make out but just stick to oral and fall asleep in each others arms
and then in the morning we can fugg properly

>>79244016
they do not do enough charity to make up for contributing to a housing crisis, upping crime rates and overflowing the NHS
especially when said charities specifically focus on other muslims

>>79243987
isn't the UK like 87% white? what's the big deal

anyone live in kensington? ever go to the prince of teck pub?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVEQlR_5l4I

cheated on the gf again with a black girl

>>79244016
>GIB 2 THE POOR SYRIAN REFUGEES FROM NORTH AFRICA SO THEY CAN GET BOATS HERE PLS

fuck off. anything they support, we dont want.

>>79244061
yeah

>>79244041
>would Muslims in pakistan enjoy a bunch of brits taking over neighborhoods, staying out all night drinking, walking around in skimpy clothing?
chads and deanos love turkey

>>79244064
good lad

just had a bloke break into my house while I was away and steal my telly
he fed my goldfish while he was at it though so hey, swings and roundabouts

>>79243987
But that corresponds to the ethnicity percentages, why should wogs be overrepresented in every fucking inudstry

>>79244064
get checked out lad. you owe the gf that

any lad want to meet up for a fight?

could batter any runt in here to a pulp

i'll buy you a pint after

>>79244041
>nobody civilized wants to live around people that hate homosexuals, don't view women as equals, hate jews

me but I'm not a Muslim

>>79244064
creased

live in sloane square
t. rich family
AMA

people are worried about the numbers of altrighters in their homelands, and rightfully so. nobody civilized wants to leave around people that hate homosexuals, don't view women as equals, hate jews, generally who is not altright. why would they?

ask yourself that for a second, since you're clearly altright. would nazis in the 1930s enjoy a bunch of brits taking over neighborhoods, staying out all night drinking, walking around in skimpy clothing? obviously not. they would be beaten to death by Brownshirts. rather the same deal for non altright countries with lots of moderates. we are not interested in lashing homosexuals to death, retarded handshake taboos, and other nonsensical medieval nonsense.

>>79244071
talking about food banks in this country

>>79244100
i'll be buying you the pint after i rough you up good, tarquin!

>>79244114
no

>>79244063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyeTDDUzPf8

>>79244114
shan't until proofs????

>>79244114
live in a council estate

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>>79243987
Surprise surprise!

https://twitter.com/SuzanneCollier/status/146530808734302208

>>79244041
good point
lets deport the far right as well

There's a paki in muh kitchen, what am i gonna do?

>>79244016
ONLY AMONG THEMSELVES

>>79244120
another thing we don't want
no Briton would need to use them if immigrants didn't take all the low skilled jobs and drive down wages

>>79244127
no pints allowed in casualty not even sneaky ones
They'd see it in the xray

remember when we had emojis and the banter hand was spammed

>>79244150
mate not many people live in SS not gona dox myself

>>79244156
deport them to where? They're natives

just got back from donating blood lads. all the nurses there were very nice to me. they gave me some biscuits and a drink of orange juice after.

>>79244200
youre the twat who posted the huge Christmas tree

>>79244170
not true
when i was broke as fuck as a student i ran out of money for food and went to a mosque for a free meal

it was nice, we all sat round a big table and ate together and chatted

>any lad want to meet up for a fight?
does this mean that someone is finding his gay sex partner

cannot fathom the fact that there are literally privately-educated tarquins on /brit/

like how can you fuck up so badly

>>79244160
um sweaty he might've put a spare penny in a breast cancer box at the till in the co-op once or twice so back off yeah?
*cuts off my daughter's clitoris*

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>>79244154
for goodness sake

>>79244222
nope

>>79244114
Archie?

>>79244203
so are the muzzies that are born in the UK

>>79244075
most turks think they're european though, turks also infest every other country in the world and drown themselves in aftershave, forget to fully button their shirt up and entice young women into their 20 year old BMW's through constant pestering

would love to fight a woman

>>79244200
t. liar

>>79244235
tell me about it mate and i'm one of the pretty well off indepdent shcool kids not one of those whose parents had to save to actually get there

>>79244264
Hugo, actually

>>79244119
not alt right, not a nazi, not a racist. just hate islam and recognize its inherent problems that can be seen in every muslim country in the world and in every country which has a notable number of muslim dispora.

very simple.

>>79244206
did you ask for a happy ending?

>>79244290
I just thought you were maybe a friend of mine

>>79244235
i havent fucked up
theres nothing wrong with coming to /brit/

it honestly has made me better at evaluating my opinions logically and stuff

>>79244282
umm sweetie i would smack you up and down the aisle any day x

Literally just cried of laughter for 5 minutes at council estate lad.

Imagine living in a council estate? I cannot fathom how shit it must be. Creased.

>>79244288
you're actually right rip my life

>>79244272
yeah but not really though aye. they'd be more at home in a muslim country. nobody wants islam here. nothing good comes from it

>>79244299
no. one of the nurses was nice looking and spoke to me afterwards.

>>79244072
cool that's where i had my first legal beer back when i was 18

might move to Saudi Arabia, build a fuck load of churches and outbreed the local population
I'll throw a couple quid at some homeless though, it's all good

>>79244312
o, sorry, does he frequent Colbert? that's my home from home

>>79244239
I read that in a fucking drag queen voice.
How'd you manage that. Sorcery

How to Destroy Angels >>>>>> NIN

>remembering where you had your first legal beer

What a boring boring life you must lead

>if you think Islam is bad you are an alt right nazi

ah yes. classic rasheed deflection.

>>79244387
i mean it was on my first trip to europe and my first night in london

kind of hard to forget

>>79244314
>this cognitive dissonance

whatever helps you sleep at night tarqs

THE CHINESE SUPERMARKET I GO TO SELLS NORTH KOREAN MUSHROOMS. THINK I MIGHT STOCKPILE SOME AND SELL THEM AT A PROFIT IF THIS WAR BREAKS OUT

>>79244387
Remember cracking my first cold one after I smashed your mam in, bellend. Could never forget that

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>>79244328
>I cannot fathom how shit it must be
its OK. my council home is worth £1.5m

The establishment fears the Alt-Right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5O9AdbLO8

ketamine

>>79244447
soz london lad. your life's still shit though.

>>79243593
kino

>>79244365
Colbert? No, no he does not, he just lives in sloane square.

>>79243361
>those delicious posts when they realise they've fucked it and don't know what to do now

>>79244447
Are you allowed to eventually buy it? If so at what price?

the day is coming when people will flock to a new thread when the old is at 150 posts

>>79244459
not as much as marxism and anarchism x

>>79244365
>called Hugo
>lurks in an upmarket french cafe

do you have feelings for other men?

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