>be European >own a passport

>>79241610
>I'm a retarded uncultured american so I win!

>>79241610
>be mexican
>have no passport
>pass into america illegally with no repercussions

how's that wall coming along?

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>being
>not becoming

>>79241655
>Be American
>Pay for the illegal's permanent stay

>>79241610
>be american
>eat passport

>>79241707
A-anon, I....

I don't own.

europe btfo

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>>79241746
DON'T

>>79241767
shut up and show me your passport

You don't need a passport for schengen or EU

>>79241610
I don't get it?
I own a passport. Is it good or bad?

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>be American
>own a car

>>79241917
>German humour

>>79241610
Actually if you travel inside the EU you don't need one.
I must be german too because I don't get the joke.

>>79241958
why are anglos so confusing?
Are you trying to make us germans look stupid with your weird mind tricks?

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>>79241931
delet

I don't travel outside of civilized world so I don't have one.

>>79241917
christ

>>79242032
BAPIDI BIPI LUIGI GETTA INDI CARA!

>>79241692
Nice!

>>79241610
>be American
>get arrested for beeing an illegal immigrant
>"b-but i am an american"
>"prove it, show me your pasport"
>...
>be detained for 3 years
>dont get any compensation

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/01/540903038/u-s-citizen-held-by-immigration-for-3-years-denied-compensation-by-appeals-court

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>>79242780

>>79242780
>In 2007, Watson pleaded guilty to selling cocaine.

served