/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gDkcpYnMc

literally all we have to do to solve the housing crisis is build on the greenbelt

in b4 mad as fuck tarquins

Not invited
>eastern euros
>yanks
>pakis
>lefties

>>79237844
The risk of flooding and the environment makes infrastructure impossible to maintain, the population has huge issues with drug abuse, whole thing is a shitshow

Best thing the government could do is demolish it all and relocate the population

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/donald-trump-kim-jong-un-second-world-war-94-years-old-harry-leslie-smith-nuclear-warning-a7932276.html
When will rorkes listen to their elders

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Absolutely vile.

Also top ebin at englads love for small hatchbacks, silly looking vehicles those

literally all we have to do to solve the housing crisis is get rid of the pakis and stop letting in pakis

in b4 mas fuck pakis

Did you know that there are /brit/ threads on /r9k/?
They are hilarious. I'm reading one right now

>doing a porn watch whilst waiting for a delivery
>have a stiffy
>door goes
>oh shit
>hop up and tuck willy into waistband
>answer door, go to sign for package
>notice the guy glance down at my waist
>pretend nothing happened
>closed door, looked down
>willy is tucked in the waistband but my bellend is poking out the top in front of my top

fucking hell lads, i can't believe that just happened
never ordering anything with DPD again, probably thought i was a pervert

>>79237943
This is why people live in London

>>79237939
Harry Leslie Smith is a moron

>>79237939
harry leslie smith isn't a real person though, he's a persona created by the government and his twitter account is run by momentum activists

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>>79237925
>mfw I am three of those things

>>79237961
>live in london
>get bombed
>get arrested for complaining about being bombed

the Express is rorke kino

>>79237943
people can't afford luxury cars, housing takes up 70-80% of most people's incomes

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>>79237943

Age Groups
18-22
23-26
27-34
35+

Are you an old man /brit/?

I remember when /brit/ threads got deleted if they got made after bump limit

>>79237972
Why would the conservative government create him

>>79237943
>Birmingham

pakis live in literally all of those houses. probably around 40 per househould.

https://youtu.be/4aQBkCrpWOg

tune

>>79237990
Remember the page 8 rule?

>>79237961
>live in London
>at least i think i do
>hard to tell after drain cleaner being thrown in my eyes

>>79237995
because on the vast majority of issues there is no difference between the labour or conservative parties, the conservatives deployed him to great effect in the EU referendum to shill for remain

Ive just been fired from my shitty job in the kitchen and am no longer bound by my confidentially agreement. literally 3/4 of the food is microwaved, a sizeable amount plates and cutlery are unclean/barely cleaned at all, food dropped on the floor has been openly served to customers. Literally, almost everything comes out of a packet and the managers fire anyone who leaves a bit of the plastic in someones food. The drinks are intentionally diluted with loads of ice and a massive head on any beer. Staff are told to come in and work regardless of sickness, literally , around 1/2 of the staff will have a cold or flu and be forced to work or face a disciplinary PAP for calling in sick excessively, risking contamination of the food. Any website claims about recycling are utterly false, I have often seen organic waste mixed with a host of other types of waste with little care. Luckily for myself this job has just been temporary but I dread to think what it must be working for such a dishonest company as a source of full time income. Anyone who ever goes in spoons only order beers and burgers, anything else is , from my own experience, unhygienic and a rip-off.

>>79238011
mental innit
I miss Craven too

Muslims and proud

I remember the days before captcha on 4chan

who else /oldfag/?

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>>79237902

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Hate lesbians. Love women with lesbian haircuts and tendencies. Simple as.

>>79237986
I was born in 1998 in january and can post here just fine x

>>79238033
you have no idea how many food service places are as bad, if not worse than this. there's nothing you can really do with the knowledge short of write a bad review on trip advisor and get called a disgruntled former employee. even if you report them to food standards, they will give them two weeks notice before an inspection.

welcome to the real world.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/07/calls-white-jihad-show-terrifyingly-intertwined-islamists-far/
Far right=islamists

waiting for a parcel but need to nip to tesco lads.
fuck sake.

>>79238058
>lesbian tendencies
isn't that just lesbians?

>>79237921
or deport unemployed immigrants
that solves the NHS too

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Oh my days...

>>79237995
why would david cameron be a member of unite against fascism, a militant anarcho communist / far left pressure group

same thing

>>79237977
Wait a second
How

>>79238038
muslims and proud what? jihadis? child rapists?

Is killing an Irishman really a crime?

>>79238105
how do they get planning permission for these monstrosities

friend who left school in year 8 just messaged me on FB asking to meet up
scared to open the message

>>79238111
Pakistani leftie with Yank passport.

>>79238124
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age
>>79238104
The gov already does that

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on the train

https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/

Cringe

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does anyone know how to clean canvas boots?

mine are getting a bit dirty

>>79238192
'dit

Yes, I believe in the shariah. No, I'm not a rapist. No, I'm not a terrorist. No, I'm not a misogynist.

>>79238098
Fuck me! Did you not read what I wrote?

>>79238107
Maybe he is against fascism

>>79238211
>nonce boots

fuck off nonce

>>79238136
they were built in the industrial era you utter mong. everyone seems to forget that England was basically just a country of factories during the industrial revolution. the housing reflects that, expecially in the most industrial cities, like Birmingham and Hull, the ones he's posting.

alri

>>79238236
the group defines anything left of chairman mao as fascism

Hello

>>79238134
Irish are above you on the privilege scale by a long shot

>>79238211
i bet the kids love your shoes

>>79238246
>he didn't understand my post
brainlet

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!!!!

>>79238159
weren't even Muslims by todays standards. And they still managed to chimp out and burn libraries of accumulated knowledge once Islam really took a hold. Also the greeks were the foundation for pretty much all "Islamic" discoveries. If we neglect all of that still, it was a very long time ago and NOTHING good has come from Islam or Muslims in the last 500 years

>>79238284

me top right

>>79238211
im gonna set fire to these poof boots

>>79238298
nice

>>79238298
looks like you could land a plane on that rack

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>>79238284
Hey can you put this image through Faceapp, Id love a whited face of it more specifically.

Ill owe you

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ya'll. howdy. hell's bells. good night irene. pa. ma. grits. porch monkeys. fried catfish. shopping trolley. NASCAR. okra. fried chicken. biscuits and gravy. sweet tea. plantations. cotton. the devil is beating his wife. BBQ.

hilarious how islam is so devoid of innovation that the one short period of progress they did have is lauded as a golden age. fucking lol

if thats good enough to become a golden age then i guess every other culture on earth is happily enjoying their perpetual platinum age.

>>79238298
fantastic tits. clearly the reason she feels confident enough to post such nonsense

>>79238352
dont give a fart mate

>>79238347
this definitely warranted posting in /brit/ - the general for British culture

>>79237939
>>79237939
badly written article. ill dismantle it. brb lads

>>79238347
it's y'all* you fucking brain fried moonshine swilling pillock

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>>79238345
Here you go mate. I would upload an actual photo but the download part of the screen is broken.

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>get home from work
>play Freebird very loudly, singing along while drinking beer naked
Friday

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>>79238352
>>79238352
Here's your new reading rorkie

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>>79238388

>>79238396
>the "turn white" filter is an explosion
wdtmbt?

honestly could emancipate any runt in here

>>79237925
Mill yourselves, tyrant runt-bags.

>TfL is serious about a Rotherhite bridge
wtf I love khan now

>>79238401
Lad of clan Viet

just emancipated a particular runt in here

you wont be hearing much from him anymore

>>79238414
It's a spark

>defenestrates you

>>79238424
Am I a runt?

Think everyone is starting to notice how I wear a lot of the same clothes a lot of the time

>>79238410
yeah ok i'll add it to my list of nothing books written by no-one authors lol

mummy wants me to go to lunch with her but i dont want to go
think she just wants me to leave the house at least once this week

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post the pepe that accurately sums up your current feelings

>>79238428
I've always wanted a Russian friend. Of this I am certain: a Russo-(Sino)-American Alliance would be an indomitable force. The Brits and Europeans know this and deliberately sabotage our friendship.

>>79238457
Maybe she's hoping the Father will exorcise your fucking NEETdemon

want a slag gf that will come home with other lads spunk still inside her

>>79238410
the modern world is shit
fucking hate islam now

*loudly defecates*

>>79238412
i cannot begin to enunciate the volume at which that attached image has my inner poet screaming

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>>79238465

>>79238478
but im not neet im back in college next week.

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>>79238465

>>79238486
Piggy doesn't even get to see a better man pump her with his load you only get to guess if its happened or not x

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>>79238465

>>79238490
this

>>79238519
May as well be

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>>79238465

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>>79238465

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>>79238465

might go paki bashing later today

any lads wanna come

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>>79238466
I'm flattered, I don't know what to type.
Our nations' citizens can be friends, it's just shame about all sword-shuffeling and nukes et c.

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>>79238396
Thanks a bunch

>>79238509
Sorry, Will. A competent poet says to hell with spelling and grammar if it impedes on his rhyme or verse.

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>>79238465

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>>79238211
those arent your boots!
besides, i switched to comfy indoor shoes in the end, cause it started raining and i changed my plans

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>>79238547
do not be islamophobic

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>>79238465

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>>79238465
me

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>>79238465

>>79238540
but i worked until august then my contract was up. not like I sat around all summer, just this last month
she always tells me to go out and do something but I have nothing to do. My only "friends" go out on friday or saturday to drink and thats it. I live in a village of 2000 people, theres nothing to do

havin' a [ ]

walked into greggs and the runt in front of me ordered a sausage bake without the pastry

absolutely wanted to eradicate the runt

>>79238592
Fuck one of the hundreds of girls that live there

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>>79238573
>>79238573
>indoor
>shoes

FOY

>it actually bangs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

>>79238579
Definitely relate to this one

>>79238347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QC4_tWYCc

might go shop and buy 5 litres of orange juice

Just flew back in from the UK lads, got a sausage bake without the pastry!

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need a gf who looks exactly like this

new gimmick lads
reply to posts you think are shite by responding with "ß" example:

>>79238610
ß

pooed in the designated poo porcelain

>>79238646
ß

>>79238610
so just a sausage then?

Need to die

>>79238646
ß

>>79238646
ß

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>>79238616
thanks for the advice
im sure i can do that

How do we reduce the percentage of Muslims in Britain to zero?

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I wish I were a fish
'Cuz fishes have a better life than people
They don't have all the care and strife
of people
A fish can swim, that's all they ask of him.

anyone else glad the kids are back in school. always went into lidl to find the little shits everywhere, annoying little runts.

The runtoid excuses get better by the day
>I can't date girls because I'm not a tanned instagram model!

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Literally me

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>>79238551
>sword shuffling

now i want you to be MY friend Russia

>>79238679
another awful post like this and you're filtered sunshine

consider this your first and only warning

Love the time team theme song

don't like any of you

business idea: walk into a bank and ask for the bankers bonuses to be cancelled

>wearing shoes indoors
>wearing pants and shirt at home
>sleeping with clothes on

is this why yanks are always so uptight?

can't date girls because i'm not tanned or on instagram or call myself a model lads.

>>79238646
ß

My girlfriend is becoming less and less fun sexually

She now refuses to let me touch her bumhole every time

Time to bin her I think

5'8"

I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction

good video:

https://youtu.be/Xha_cc6uQPU

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DES

>>79238750
hate that tan is seen as attractive
I barely even tan, I just get sunburned

cummed in the designated cummie receptacle

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>>79238551
Give it time. Old wounds can heal and the old guard will die out soon enough.

in n out burger for lunch

miss my cat lads

dogs are a bit boring

giving blood for the first time later lads. has anyone done it before?

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>>79238676
why would you want to do that?

My boyfriend is becoming a bit too much for me lads

he keeps wanting to touch my butt every time now

getting worried about him now x

>>79238676
giant ovens

My Pakistani brothers will take over /brit/
We shall rename it /prit/

>>79238820
nah, no-one's ever done it before
was a pretty massive risk buying all those vans really, hope it takes off

>>79238820
no i dont think they have

>>79238820
did it, almost died haha

>>79238105
what does it look inside of these buildings?

>>79238820
no you're the first ever

>>79238676
mass deportations
but it will never happen

mexico is getting fucked by earthquakes and tsunamis lol

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ffs
why does nobody use plates anymore???

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>>79238827
>butt
FOY

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LOOKS LIKE BONUSES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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alri

My shia brothers will take over /brit/
We shall rename it /shit/

>>79238820
they used to give you a free pint of guiness when you gave blood here
refused to go when they cancelled it

god hates mexicans

>>79238646
ß

>>79238786
Love that song

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>>79238868
we'll see

>>79238859
>>79238856
good 1

>>79238875
Nice margherita you spastic poof, were the other toppings too icky?

>>79237945
"Islamaphobia" is a made up word. concern over organized islam is perfectly rational and not against the law.

>Will get beaten to death by some Muslims

Maybe, wouldn't put it past them. Clearly already prone to violence and easily offended.

god I hate mexicans

I'm not black I'm OJ
.
.
.
.
.
okay

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>>79238895
too late

>>79238897
what was it like when you did it?

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>>79238906
good pep

once went to London to collect something off gumtree and the house was one of those small Victorian terrace things, but it was huge and modern inside. really well designed, dont know how people manage to do that

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any fashy lads in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxPDLYM9Q

wtf why do brits treat us so bad?

cant be arsed to shave, do my hair, bathe very often and i wear the same jeans, hoodie and flannel shirt that reeks of weed and fags basically every day haha

just want her back lads

easy lunch:

>packet of uncle bens flavoured rice (or similar brand)
>2 poached eggs on top

simple

>>79238957
because you're irish

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>>79238940
no you horrid man

did a wee through an old ladys letterbox when i was 14. still cringe about it desu

>>79238965
feel like pure shit x

>>79238971
clothes start to smell musty?

put a bar of soap in the drawer to keep the clothes smelling sweet and fresh.

simple

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>ywn be 80s trump

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>>79238935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTSxAMPXJ80

>>79238957
its taking the piss out of the perpetual exaggerated victim complex the irish have

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>rhodesia goes it alone

>>79239035
uh no the english king really did sentence irish people to prison for 1 million years

a nice bit of irish arse

lets bum him

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>>79239028

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>tfw no bf

>>79238981
used to wee on the door handles of the local special bus when i was a kid

cant say im proud

I hear you're a racist now father

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don't think I could respect someone who orders a margherita pizza
even someone who orders plain cheese pizza at least fully embraces being a manbaby

We must be honest, decent, loyal, and comradely to members of our own blood and nobody else.

Business idea: Australia performs a surprise invasion of Ireland

>>79239083
comin over here, stealin our women

>>79239079
why is he in a sack of botatoes?

>>79239028
lad

want a pizza but the minimum order is £10 lads.

>>79238957
you are irish

>>79239102
nobody likes hawaiian pizzas you mongoloid

staying in london for a weekend. whats my cheapest way to travel on the tube. i dont understand it at all. should i just get some sort of weekend pass, or just pay for the journeys as i take them? i'll be using it a lot

>>79239102
Hawaiian? Kill yourself

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GEk4RUY3s

>>79239120
because he is sad

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>>79239163

>>79239188
I'd be sad too if I had been sacked

in this era of mistrust amongst fellow British flags I ask you. Is there nothing more reassuring than an Irish flag posting tunes?
Disagree and you're a Paki. Just saying

pineapple is terrible
pineapple on a PIZZA is subhuman

>>79239170
just walk. london isnt that big.

>>79239170
get an Oyster card, dont bother woth a pass.
An Oyster costs £10 (with £5 credit included so it really costs half that), and theres a maximum £6.60 fare per day - if you spend more than £6.60 in a day the rest of your travel is free.

So go to a tube station, go to one of the ticket machines and buy an oyster from there for £10. Put another £5 on it (that will give you one day of unlimited travel and a decenr 3 or 4 journeys on the nrxt day) and you can top it up later if necessary.

dont listen to >>79239225 , he is a retard

>>79239188
and why is he sad?

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need to phone the letting agency for my student house because they said they'd email me the tenancy agreement over the phone 2 days ago and they still haven't

hate phone calls and hate bothering people after they said they'd do something and they haven't

>>79239267
>>79239170
>buying an oyster card

do NOT do this, you can just use a contactless bank card to swipe in and out now

>>79239268
he doesn't have a bf

homosexuals
>3% of the population
>55% of hiv carriers
>82% of syphilis cases
>20% of hbv cases
>37% of anal cancer
>78% have an STD

>>79239170
2 days of travel cards = £34 roughly
1 journey on the tube = £2.40

work out how many youll do and see whats cheaper

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>getting upset over Pineapples
t. Reddit margherita lovers

don't like pepperoni
don't like too much cheese

simple as

anyone got a house I can stay in down london if I visit for a few days

>>79239170
Use a contactless bank card
If you don't have that then use an Oyster card

Use TFL single fare online to calculate how much your journey will cost

The overground is very cheap for some reason
You can also use buses

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>>79239297
i dont have a contactless card

>>79239308
Rasheed

>>79239329
yeh

>>79239308
why are you bothered? they self select out of the gene pool and proportionately reduce the risk of you getting std's

lived in London my entire life and still can't figure out what the fuck travelcards and the likes are

too fucking complicated

>>79239329
no
fuck off

just go to a hostel, its like £18 a night

>>79239362
>lived in London my entire life
Rasheed

>>79239339
then buy an oyster card

>>79239345
fuck them too
5% of the population
>30% of all sex crimes

>>79239354
just makes you wonder why they invest so heavily in their fetish when its so damaging.

just get a car you doughnuts

>ginger tea
>rain pouring

mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNpe0PKVnZE

any Brighton man in

>>79239313
pineapple and chillies is god teir
salivating

>>79239395
lived there for 3 years

do you remember
something something something
september

any devon man in

>>79239267
Oyster cards take their time being delivered iirc

>>79239182
proper good tune

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fucks sake
i wanted to go on a blogposting adventure in Holborn but its raining

now im stuck in a cafe in Lincolns Inn Fields and who knows how long this rain will last??

>>79239441
youre thinking of student oyster cards. you can literally buy normal oysters out of the ticket machines in tube stations now

weird how close Seoul is to NK

like kim jong pong could just place loads of cheap GRADs at the border and endlessly fire until everyone is dead

>>79239383
is it cold outside

>>79239419
gonna have this played at my wedding because it'll be on the 21st night of september

>>79239303
why doesn't he have a bf?

theres no kind of atmosphere

options:
1) go home and play Planescape: Torment
2) go to library (in rain) and read history book
3) go home and fiddle about with some electronic hobby wank

your thoughts?

>>79239516
He does not know. That is the feel

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>>79239540

>>79239540
watch anime

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>>79239540
we all know it will be 4) go home and wank

hate the irish

>>79239523
mango juice

>>79239478
Yeah that would show the arrogant students

>>79239600
dumb cunt

Taking a woman who has 4 children for a drink tonight. Am I making a mistake?

>>79239653
Yes but she won't judge you, she's made 4 already

nibbling at my toes

>>79239653
yes

>he doesnt buy child day tube passes

howling

>>79239653
she obviously likes a shag so probably not. just dont get her preggers

>>79239608
nibbling

>>79239712
>>79239712
>>79239712
>>79239712

Don't post in the yank thread.

>>79239726
kill yourself

>>79239726
STOP
POSTING
EARLY
THREADS

Red dwarf 12 starts next month lads

>>79239730
>>79239745
>>79239761
t. sasanach

>>79239653
Are the children grown up?
Was their father in a fatal accident?
This is crucial
Do the children have the same father?

>>79239726
why are you so keen on starting a thread?
have you nothing better to life for?

>>79239779
yes and no
he was shot in a gang war
no

Going out for a pint

>>79239798
fucking hell la. stay away

>>79239820
did you get a sitter for the kids?