/brit/

https://pastebin.com/QZL5jkDS

I killed eighteen people to get this information

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Good heavens, look at the time!
wagie aught to leave now if he wants to get to work on time

>>79234319
shant look

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>Jews have contributed nothing to societ-

so what were those creepy podesta pizza emails about then? does no one care that they were obviously coded? it may not be to do with CP but it was definitely something

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H
A N N E
T
H A W A Y

>>79234341
He's smarter than Milo but Milo has charisma

I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!

plymouth is actually an alright place

Ben shapiro has the voice of a faggot who enjoys sucking big black cock, and yes!
he is always reminding you why Iran should be nuked

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>>79234368
>>79234375

is this accurate?
https://youtu.be/jfectchNtQM

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Yilo Minneapolis. Gay Jewish Conservative, at your service.

>>79234326
>tfw start wageslaving on Monday after 4 months of being a lazy neet
going to be a baptism of fire i reckon.

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(((he))) is here

>>79234393
Yes, very accurate

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>Anne Hathaway isn't my gf

This life is wasted.

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looks like god is invoking his wrath on america

good

first youtube video I ever saw was the one where some woman is doing a yoga show live on TV and she lets out a big queef and the whole place starts laughing

I miss when youtube was actually good!

>>79234400
she got ugly real quick

>>79234393
Rab C Nesbitt is more accurate

NEETs are like feudal lords and wagies are the peasants who work the land for us

any AIDS man in?

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Hmmm...

>>79234426
nice

PARASITE JEW NOBODY LIKES YOU

>>79234356
people admit they're enigmatic and creepy but everyone lost interest due to the weight of the election. we have severe short term loss memory in america, i think they'll come back up into the public eye within the next decade when people might be more willing to admit that the emails are proof that something nefarious took place

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TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK

>>79234467
stop shaking m8

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>>79234441
I didn't know there were homosexuals on /brit/ at this hour.

I am a Christian first, a White Man second, and an Australian third

Over there over there
Send the word, send the word over there
THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING
THE YANKS ARE COMING

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when (((he))) gives u a reply

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the 'xiety isn't allowing me any sleep lads

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cringe

>>79234489
I'm an Atheist first, Gay second, Canadian third.

>>79234495
What are you anxious about

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God I wish she could suck my dick.

ugly bitch

if anxiety and depression are real then so are martians and the boogeyman

complete and utter nonsense thought up by the pharmaceutical industry in concert with their yes men in psychology (a field of study that has no basis in reality)

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>>79234507
everything

sicily seems nice
shame its full of moors

bombay mix for brekkie

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

dumb frogposter

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>>79234565
>BCE, CE

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Take that!

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>>79234565
There were black soldiers and slaves in Britain during Roman times, and then again around Elizabethan times there were some blacks. They were always in small numbers and persona non grata until the 1960s.

Well lads, I've done it. I've established a friends with benefits situation with a qt.

In worse news, I intended to go for a swim at the lido this morning but the weather is SHITE

>>79234600
never understood the taboo against physically assaulting women when they're such frigid cunts all the time

>>79234612
>Going Swimming
FFS How old are you?

>>79234441
Gay

>>79234640
rasheed

>>79234640
>swimming is solely for children

How old are you?

>>79234640
what does age have to do with anything?

>>79234620
Liberals say gender is a social construct, but the second you lay a frigid cunt out like you would a bloke, all of a sudden genders very much not a social construct. Pussies.

>>79234576
Penn Gillette and Steven Fry are morons

I'm drrjnj and highb

How will the world end?

>>79234659
Yeah nothing weird about a grown man going swimming

>>79234640
Last time I went swimming it was the 80s and I was drowning in valium.

>>79234544
Have you tried seeing a doctor

>>79234611
You should look at British propaganda during the wars with Spain and France. If there were sub saharan blacks in Britain they were seen as the devil. Stop being a silly revisionalist.

Might purposely sink a ship just to see how many men bother to give up their positions on the lifeboats for women they've never never cared about or met before

Excellent idea for a university thesis quite frankly

>>79234665
they're both pretty intelligent and reasonable people actually.

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>revisionalist

waiting for the postman

>>79234686
There definitely were blacks in Britain at various times in history. Hadrian's wall was built by a retinue from Aswan, many of which were "Ethiopian" (sub-Saharan).

The Romans also sent Gauls to Persia, and Syrians to Iberia. They had an Empire to run.

>>79234705
state

SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS

waiting for the weedman oh wait I am the weed man lol

>>79234679
euuugh just imagined having such a dismal outlook on life, rapt by insecurities. Must be tough.

>>79234722
hmmm me too
you know... like a nice light jiffy bag and stuff............................................`

>>79234755
They're definitely more intelligent than a drongo like you mate.

>>79234719
>revisionalist
revisonist
Fuck off I'm watching something

>>79234778
heheh

snow today mate

Sweet Caroline DUH DUH DUH

>>79234770
Bet you get pegged out by your wife

never understood the backlash against cuckolding, it's a perfectly valid fetish that is no worse than enjoying the sexual aspects of feet or anal

>>79234819
nobody cared about it until /pol/ inexplicably started using cuck as an insult for some reason

>>79234799
>y-you must be a beta!!!!!

You're pathetic lmao

>>79234781
state

>>79234833
How tall are you?

Think I'll go to the Indian YMCA off TCR for lunch hhmmm yes

Apparently it's peng and cheap

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I have the ol' smoking fetish. My pecker gets thick seeing an attractive woman smoking. Didn't choose it to be that way, that's just the way God made me.

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feel like pure shit just want him back

Think I don't really like alcohol

>>79234852
6'2"

>>79234751
The civilised Romans in Britain either fucked off back to the continent if they could or got destroyed by the locals. Read what Bede wrote. Nothing was left. Any black lads would have been sacrificed by druids or eaten by Picts.

JAV addiction is getting out of hand

the only valid maoist political movement still in existence is the naxalite insurgency in india

western runtoids with any purported affiliation with similar movements are just living a lie

cum is yellow

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What would you order lads?

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>>79234281
coming through

>>79234876
K, alri.

>>79234905
pickle chutney

>>79234911
dogs are so smart

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*listens to all these*

hmm yes very good

>>79234929
if you love dogs so much why don't you marry one

>>79234902
You have ball cancer.

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Nope, never chose for it to be that way. The good Lord set up my equipment to stiffen up at the sight of an ol' lass inhaling the fumes of nicotiana tobaciana into her air sacs.

The penis works in mysterious ways.

>>79234937
they're just pets that would be weird

>>79234937
got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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>>79234911

>>79234911
thats a big fucking snake

6'2" but you act like a beta smdh

refuse to enter someone's house if they have a dog, can guarantee their house is a hurry mess that STINKS of dog shit and dog fur

No thank you xx

>>79234953
for you

>>79234950
thats a big fucking snake

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Rate the new look

>>79234958
refuse to interact with people without dogs because they're essentially secular rasheeds

>>79234905
Gonna go for Pilau Rice, a paratha, Mutton curry, pappadam, tandoori chicken and a dhal...£12.35

maybe it's a bit much tbqh, will be post-legs at the gym though hehe

>>79234958
i guess vacuum cleaners never made it to your country

>>79234391
Finally someone I can relate too.

based doggos

I'm a cat man myself

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>Smoking fetishism (also known as capnolagnia) is a sexual fetish based on the pulmonary consumption (smoking) of tobacco, most often via cigarettes, cigars, and also, pipes and hookahs to some extent. As a fetish, its mechanisms regard sexual arousal from the observation or imagination of a person smoking,...

>>79234989
thats a big fucking snake

own a border collie its based

will not have anything bad said about them

>>79235006
would heem your runt animal without a second thought

>>79234974
'ard still

>>79235006
patrician lad

>>79234976
>>79234980
dog smell is like cum, you can't smell it if you're around it for long enough, but believe me your house fucking STINKS

>>79234958
You must live in the city.
We have dogs that are sometimes inside and sometimes outside on our 10acre property, running through our grounds keep green by our 3 caretakers.

City life is for sukkaz.

>>79235006
collies
golden retrievers
labs
german shepherds

best dogs right there.

all intelligent, loyal and affectionate. more than can be said for most humans.

Dogs are disgusting foul creatures

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>dog smell is like cum

honestly completely baffled at this juncture

>>79235004
literally me....feel a bit bad about it, in fact I'd prefer to have more work and be pushed to develop. 36k to listen to music and read reddit for half of each working day

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I've had a smoking fetish since I was 11. It's not the only thing that gets me off, but it gets me off.

When I masturbate, it's probably 50/50 smoking fetish and non-smoking fetish.

It's only attractive women though. Women that I'd already find sexy, but they smoke and it makes them twice as sexy.

>>79235019
Wow your people really dont clean. Smelly sheed.

>>79235049
nah sheeds don't have dogs, it's usually deanos or tarquins, or that weird "dog guy", some lonely virgin who's best friend is his dog

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>A profound statement about late capitalist cultural stagnation, though Cline probably wasn't aware of it. The book came out in 2011, its impact in our decade's culture industry is hard to overplay. The real is fading out of view, movies have become self referential pieces dealing with the consumption of reifried pop culture long reduced to empty signifiers. We live in a bleak post apocalyptic wasteland, we have no future of our own and our past has been annihilated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiK2fhOY0nE

>>79235033
ayo hol up why didn't dey just fly dem birds to the mountain

Just did a shit in a public toilet. I'll suspect that every smell I encounter today will be the result of me not wiping my arse thoroughly enough.

>>79235079
Still won't be as bad as the dog owners, who stink of their dogs smelly shite all the time

>>79235072
yeah ok sheed. take a shower mate.

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Any other smoking fetish man in?

>>79235098
only time i've experienced this is when an owner has like 5 dogs and doesn't clean their house

>>79235073
Resent Terry Pratchett mentioned

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>>79234989

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spooky

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love bums simple as

>>79235141
JUMP JUMP JUMP

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>>79235072
>some lonely virgin who's best friend is his dog

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White people love dogs

>>79235141
steady on Dante

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>>79235127
he just listed off every "nerd" author that pop-culture ties themselves too, with zero followup beyond their names being mentioned
>>79235141
Morrowind remake is looking good

eating lunch

>>79235157
this post is aids

>>79235177
Bit early

Any other mystery science theater 3000 fans in?

just ate an entire can of cocoa powder

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>>79235157
thats hot

>>79235194
Here. Liked the new series.

Can hear my mum saying random numbers to herself on the adjacent room

>>79235194
>science
I completely reject all forms of science. Absolute fantasist who are using 'science' as a way of pushing a new religion.

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>>79235186
F

>>79235221
fuckin triffids being all triffidy

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>put your hands on the wheel
>let the golden age begin

>>79235220
euromillions tonight innit

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Subway are telling customers to 'Vote Yes' in the upcoming marriage equality postal survey

>>79235230
only trust science that supports my viewpoints desu

Fucking hate this German cunt

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JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

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this man created ferrari

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Is there any explanation for smoking fetishes?

I think it's about something fragile putting itself in harm's way. Like a duckling running into traffic.

>>79235285
Ozil?

bout tree fiddy

>>79235285
Original Maisilad

>>79235294
you want a dick in your mouth. simple as

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Kill all cycle runts

Druggy degenerates should be thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years

>>79235294
Most fetishs are from some event in childhood 2bh

>>79235345
>driving an economy car
how to spot a corporate drone 101

>>79235220
Don't suppose she's counting the multiple cocks she's had slung into her arsehole?

this leaf smoked a fag from his mums gash lmao

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Me and the missus.

hope Ed Sheeran beats the shit out of the Night King with his guitar in season 8

>>79235283
Lol.. Some Boy..

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>>79235294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8JSJAe2k0Y

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>>79235345
here's something biker- as well as dog-haters can enjoy

>>79235411
techno viking is such a legend

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ah yes

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/06/rotherham-abuse-scandal-no-charges-against-senior-council-figures

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>>79235412

pining after a girl at work on a MASSIVE scale lads

she smiled at me and pretty sure I just gave her a blank stare / dirty look haha fuck sake what am i LIKE

>>79235412
dickheads

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Were they donated to the Rothschilds you reckon?

>>79235453
not sure what you're like right now but I think you're going to be lonely and single for the rest of your life

>>79235440
Love Asians. White people raped black slaves for centuries so it's only fair.

would heem ANYONE who rides a motorcycle in to the next century, bunch of limp wristed wimps

Here's coupon for 1 free HEEM, come collect it any time

>>79235412
lol riding a bike is like letting another man fuck your wife

>>79235502
shut up kmt dick head

>>79235259
love how faggots think they're oppressed by the capitalist system

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>Druggy degenerates should be thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years

>>79235345
>>79235412
>>79235456
* Turns up at your house on my expensive motorbike and your gf starts getting wet *
* Takes off my helmet and my hair flows in the wind *
* Your gf gets on the back of my bike and I ride off whilst fucking her *

Heh, nothing personal kid. Let the men take over from here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/my_brothers_killer_is_now_my_friend

Blacked

>>79235548
*pulls out in front of you at a junction and watches you go flying 30 ft into the air before you hit the tarmac at such force, your internal organs rupture and you die agonisingly*

heh, nothing personnel

>>79235560
lol, the bro's doing 720's in his grave right now

>>79235412
Someone should put the muzzie suicide theme music to this and a pic of the pupper at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adDD43CvrUc
choon

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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

creasing, absolute state of the bbc

>>79235548
state of this post

don't like anything about it

>>79235592
Do your terrible video edit yourself, yeah? This isn't reddit funny fails. Dumb cunt.

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Why can't we just enslave all the Celts on the islands?

>>79235612
how new ru

>>79235624
nobody told me about this, not happy

>>79235612
Who the fuck are you, greasy virgin cunt. Get added to the filter you absolute spong

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>* Your gf gets on the back of my bike and I ride off whilst fucking her *

You want to know my fantasy bitch? It's your face under my huge swampy ass. In fact, get under there right now. You won't be giggling with my smelly ass cheeks wrapped around your head. *BRAAAAAP* ha ha, sorry I couldn't keep that one in. Heh, you must have got the full blast of it with your nose pressed right up against my asshole. Footlong B.M.T with Sweet Onion sauce. Eat Fresh. Only I guess it's not so fresh anymore, ha ha. Hey you're a weather girl, right... did you predict these winds? *BRAAAAAP* Ooh another stinker! Surely you're used to it, living in this stinky country? *BRRRRAAAP* *PLFFFFTHT* You're a shitty interviewer, Ornella, but you make a decent chair. Guess we finally found a use for you. *BRAP*

>>79235618
Jesus lad. Bit touchy on the subject?

>>79235612
don't see what the fuss is

it's a language (a dialect to be more precise), no one complains about the welsh bbc

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I wipe my arse with hand tissues to avoid the utter embarrassment of standing in the queue with toilet paper and having everyone laugh at mockingly ask if I need a poo and am I going to stick that stuff up my arse and such?

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>>79234281
>tfw had a dream that a select group of humans including myself (i know, very unlikely) had to leave earth due to it becoming in hospitable
>tfw most likely no other family would come with for the sake of genetic diversity
>we wouldn't even be certain if we would survive
>leave every single unexplored historical site underground, not to be observed by human eye again
holy goddamn shit fuck me, give me monsters and spooky skeletons ANY DAY over this nightmare
no generation before ours has really even entertained the idea of having to leave earth within our lifetime why now REEEE
someone pls be nice to me

Can't imagine the state of the mongs in here getting incensed about people riding motorbikes

It's fun let them do what they want

Thailad my parents say you can't buy a house in Thailand unless you married a Thai lady. Can you confirm this to be true?

still waiting for the postman

>>79235612
how fucking slow are you jesus christ

also the BBC is in like 20 other languages, go sperg out about Urdu and polish you dumb rorke

>>79235676
It's just literally broken English

>>79235687
This is true, you can only buy Condos.
>>79235706
I'm laughing mate, calm your tits

>>79235612
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce twat

had a stiffy for about 3 hours

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/brit/'s transport of choice if a 1980s bus full of pakis is not available

Every day for most people riding in a city outside of Denmark, France, or the Netherlands, or Japan - is an exercise in taking everyone's shit, non-stop. The incompetent driving where you see your life flash before your eyes by someone who didn't even realize what they did, the people who do it and don't care, the people who purposefully try to scare you or run you off the road.

Then there's this - all the shit people dump in the "pretend" lane that "isn't really part of the road." Sorry I'm in the bike lane, mate. I'm just picking up my take out. Sorry I'm in the bike lane, mate, I have to make this delivery.

Then there's the double standard: the same people who tell you "look buddy just go around, if you can't go around me you shouldn't be riding in the road" ....will get absolutely enraged if there's a cyclist with their wheels more than a few inches from the white line "IN MY WAY, THOSE ENTITLED CYCLISTS THINK THEY OWN THE ROAD!!!" The same people parked in the bike lane will scream blue bloody murder about "CYCLISTS ALL BREAK THE LAW".

Well what were you doing when you were running into Starshumucks to get your triple latte caramelchino and you parked your car in the bike lane? Ohhhhhh, that didn't "count." What were you doing when you didn't yield to me because "i'm a bike, you're a car"? When you didn't provide enough distance to safely pass me? When you flung your door open, and put me in the ER? Drove past me and then immediately turned into a driveway and stopped, boxing me in and I hit the side of your car, and put me in the ER?

In Boston a bunch of shit fell out of the back of a big truck blocking the street. "cleanup" consisted of moving everything over into the bike lane and then it was "JOB WELL DONE BOYS! EVERYBODY GO HOME."

Fucking sick of it

>>79235679
Just order online

>>79235729

>Thailand

How many times has your arse been prodded, you nonce?

>>79235662
Look, not to be a dick, but if you're asking someone to do something like that, you're probably underage. You're overthinking the webm, or have seen to much ISIS compilation videos on /r/funny to say something as childish as that.

If you came up to me in person and said that... I would look at you like you're a fucking dumbass, shake my head in a disapproving manner, and then walk away without saying a word.

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>>79235680
>shoots down the spaceship on takeoff

>>79235746
here's an idea, don't be a fucking cyclist

>>79235729
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

Considering trying out eHarmony, anyone here got any experience with it

amazing how much better everything feels after you do a big bowel-emptying shite

Ari Thailad.
You're rarer than moot these days chap :(

79235706
Hello /leftypol/

>>79235763
BASED 'sheed

>>79235763
>Pakistan
It's statistically probable that your parents are cousins. Unlucky.

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Well lads?

>>79235809

Nonce :)

Eating brekky lads....3 scrambled eggs w/ wilted spinach on toast

Bit of meme sauce on top mmmm

Air Chief Marshal Fufu (or Foo Foo Thai: ฟูฟู; rtgs: Fufu; 1997–2015) was the pet poodle of Maha Vajiralongkorn, who was the Crown Prince of Thailand while the dog was alive

>“Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival . . . a survival of a hugely remote period when . . . consciousness was manifested, perhaps, in shapes and forms long since withdrawn before the tide of advancing humanity . . . forms of which poetry and legend alone have caught a flying memory and called them gods, monsters, mythical beings of all sorts and kinds. . . .” - Thailad

if the jitter doesnt arrive i'll be hitting the md tonight instead

>>79235811
cyclist, that was undertaking

>>79235803
I'm still here daily lad

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>>79235746
upvoted

>>79235811
The driver of the cab, he didn't check his mirrors and was driving on a fucking bus lane lmfao

>>79235769
Why do you keep mentioning rebbit?

>>79235612
absolutely baffled why /pol/ has been sperging out over this for like a week now, it's just another language service done by a bunch of nice little black people for community outreach, must be better than raping white women and pushing drugs

>>79235809
call the king a bender you bent faggot nonce

>>79235841
Sad twat

I went to London and I HATE UK NOW :)

>>79235852
so you feel more at home

>>79235847
they're allowed to drive in bus lanes idiot

also
>cab
fuck off yank

>>79235811
late indicator, cyclist probably didnt see it

>>79235862
It's not a language though is it? It's broken English for mongs.

>>79235862
/pol/ is 89 IQ at best
PS Look up what the World Service actually is and who used to run it

>>79235837
postman doesnt come til around 2pm for me :(

>>79235841
call the king a bender you twat faggot bent nonce

>>79235761
but then the delivery guy will mock me and I'll be the laughing stock of the company

>>79235872
numpty

>>79235869
whys that? would have thought you'd feel right at home.

>>79235811
Cyclist, he can easily see the taxi indicating, and he speeds up to try and beat it

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>>79235894
you must be fuming by now

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>It's not a language though is it? It's broken English for mongs.

>>79235886
>>79235886
>>79235886
>>79235886
>>79235886

Are most of you lads posting from "flyover states" like the yanks haha. That'd be quite sad and pitiful haha :)

>>79235612
>>79235881
It's not aimed at a domestic audience

>>79235881
>>79235908
call the king a bender you bent twat faggot

>>79235897
Literally everyone wipes their shitty arsehole you mong

>>79235917
Early you twat

even when the cyclist is in the right, they're in the wrong cause fuck their shit

HOLY SWEET GOD DAMN YOU LEFT YOUR CELLO IN THE BASEMENT

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real last post

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post some willies nobody is checking this thread

fuck off bender

:(