Christian girls Edition
>>79226561
Good edition
what are you thinking about?
>>79226561
*beats up your waifu*
What now?
>>79226602
About bewbs
>>79226559
friendly reminder that all great figures in history were either gay, bisexual or into flat chested women
Average American Republican mother
>>79226628
>t. Queer history major
>>79226628
>into flat chested women
hmmm
>>79226628
Except the multitude of faggots who didn't do anything with their lives other than being degenerate fags
>>79226628
t. low test simian
>>79226648
Based. Republican. Mother.
>>79226561
>>79226467
>>79226662
>this can make the double digit IQ "man" go blank
kek, I honestly pity you neanderthals
Hell yeah
I would take a flat or large breasted gf tbqhwyfam
How to meet girls when you have no hobbies or interests?
>>79226745
Tinder
>>79226745
develop a hobby and interest
>>79226745
Why do you want to meet a girl?
This shirt's comfy.
>>79226561
>>79226650
What the ever loving fuck
>>79226769
She has a retarded face desu, I see why she usually take photos from the same angle
>>79226705
superb post
>>79226762
any suggestions of hobbies that girls like in men?
>>79226790
And she probably has the personality of a potato
I just ate myself retarded
>>79226810
find something you like
>>79226810
Buying them shit
>>79226810
Working out
God bless New England!
>>79226820
I can fuck that potato
>>79226858
Doubt she'd let you.
Gott strafe New England
>>79226858
*buuuuuuurp* hahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha science bitches!!!
>>79226820
She's Brazilian, not Peruvian or Irish.
good hobbies: gardening, working out, cooking, woodworking, camping, working on cars
bad hobbies: posting in /cum/
i STILL don't know when the Japanese language club meets and classes starts on monday...
>>79226882
I'm pretty sure she would I'm a master of eros
why the FUCK is the hair around my temples getting so high up and thin lately?
I'm only fucking 20, it this supposed to happen? everyone complains about it but I thought not AT LEAST until like 27
>>79226904
I could give her a shot despite everything EXCEPT the weed addiction.
>>79226925
start taking finasteride before it's too late
>>79226882
>let you
heh
just had my first real, hot, pressured shower in weeks lads.
>>79226916
working out as a hobby is a bad hobby it should be done as maintence and nothing more
>>79226561
>picture
What, she roots for Dinamo?
>>79226925
When I was in highschool there was a kid with male pattern baldness, it can strike at any age.
>>79226941
Did you wash ya ass?
>>79226904
So many redflags
>>79226906
I know that
>>79226967
hell yeah, so much easier with the removable shower head.
Saw a guy wearing a Rick and Morty shirt. He was also watching a League of Legends stream on his phone in class.
>>79226941
>hot showers
Pleb.
>>79226816
japan is on the extreme edge of modernity and social advancement. these problems they face are extremely unique. I'd like them to just roll with it instead of trying to "fix" it, I mean it's futile to compete with china anyway. It's not like they're going to lose their independence though, japan would be hell to invade even at low populaitons. I'm talking far future here tho, like centuries away.
japan is cool and happy and they should stop worrying. their problems all come from how well developed they are. I'd love to have been born in japan
>>79226936
doesn't it nuke your dick
>>79226855
impossible to approach girls at the gym, terrible suggestion
>>79226925
The white man's burden
>>79226979
>>79226992
i wore a pokemon shirt to work today
What the FUCK is this rick and morty thing everyone keeps talking about?
>>79227024
kids' cartoon
>>79226728
last night I was out and this big boobed girl was like checking me out all over, goddamn like gtfo from me what do you want I'm not a pleb, go away. She also dared to sit near me at the pub table. Since I'm polite I let her stay, and answered with courtesy to the questions she made and so we kinda talked (the usual stupid chit chat that paesant women do). At the end I was like "sorry it's late and I have to go (I really needed to, I had to revise some sonata pieces for a concert in the upcoming days) and she asked for my number. Kek, like wtf, I literally not even answered, just said farewell and 360 moonwalked out of there.
She probably cried or whatever, don't really care.
I need to cum but I can't masturbate
Please help
>>79226778
michelangelo drew women like men with tits. except they don't even look like tits.
>>79227024
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP* PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>79227024
somewhat decent cartoon with an overwhelmingly autistic/neckbeard fanbase
>>79227005
Please show me in a direct quote where I said you should pick girls up at the girl. I said it's a hobby girls would like in a guy they're thinking about fucking.
>>79227036
ALPHA
>>79226958
She got paid to publicize some unknown app
>>79226954
sounds like the tism talking
nothing wrong with a fun run
>>79226936
I heard that did something weird like hormonal-wise or something. I don't want my dick to stop working and I want a healthy amount of testosterone still
>>79227037
Okay swety
>>79227081
That's pretty gross and all but I still wanna see those titties
>>79226959
feeling around the top of my head though I can't find any baldness. it's just the temples I think.
>>79227074
running isnt working out running is running
>>79227081
without her head it might not be the worst
>>79227104
>not running with weight
I am going to try and cum hands free
Wish me luck
>>79227080
Just use rogaine, I started thinning at 20 too
>>79227127
Since you will have your hands free keep us posted.
>>79227058
Ah, I see. The world is still a boring place
Ugh this is like so important and umm like so powerful you guys!
>>79226561
>odd future tattoo
what a stupid bitch
>>79227103
it starts at your temple and slowly moves towards the center.
i pretty much have the same hairline, it looks good don't stress about it
i forgot to add yoga as a good hobby
>>79227160
>*Africans laughing*
>W-We are doing this for you, to smash the C-Colonial White man
>>79227184
yoga is unironically pretty good
I took a yoga class one time and felt great afterwards
>>79227160
I NEED the context of this picture
>>79227184
If you do yoga you probably look like this
>>79227157
When has it ever been not boring?
>>79227162
What's with tattoos and their triggering factor?
chill
>>79227216
It bothers me a lot looking at these people
>>79227001
>>79227080
What happened is a bunch of hypochodriac autists decided that it made them impotent. It affects DHT levels, not test levels.
Dorm mate has several Bernie stickers on his laptop.
>yoga
you're like a little baby. *enlightens you*
>>79227149
I will
I'm not jerking off tonight just to build the pressure
>>79227184
you also forgot to add cartoons and smoking weed
>>79227244
And what are you gonna do about it?
Is it normal for my dog to cry when she hears a squeaky toy?
>>79227244
I bet he loves Rick and Morty
>>79227264
Is that a fucking pacifier lmao
>>79227264
Anyone who identifies as non-binary should be shot. Can tolerate homosexuals and even transsexuals but not "non-binary."
>>79227278
I want to suck her cunt
>>79227179
has any1 ever broken up with you /cum/? any1 you ever cared a lot about?
>>79227184
won't people judge me for doing yoga though
>>79227303
relationships are for virgins and losers
NAZIS GET OUT
>>79227303
My wife...
where do you see yourselves in 5 years?
>>79227303
my wife
>>79227262
you're right
>>79227320
nah don't worry about it
>>79227346
Is she still in Florida?
>>79227352
posting here
>>79227160
I don't know why that guy on the right would voluntarily associate with the other two, especially the middle one
>>79227346
>>79227355
o-oh sorry buds
>>79227303
This Floridian girl who lived in Mexico, broke up with me a few months after her divorce.
Sinaloa, why do you have such a vast collection of thots?
HEY BUDS YOU WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME?
Crazy looking thot but I still feel like fucking her
Why's that???
every finasteride before and after is just the same hair line, but with longer hair
You just KNOW they are public bicycles
>>79227393
Your standards are:
>is she whiter than me? If yes than I would
Quit being a pussy and just accept your hair loss
...football...sigh...truly an...uneducated...event...for the masses...sigh...why must I be cursed to be such an intellectual?
ok so if I don't want to use any weird drugs for hair thinning I've also heard people say to just shave it. I don't want complete baldness but I'd be fine with a permanent buzzcut or just really short hair. I don't want just empty skin on my head though that would look fucking retarded on me.
we're gonna fucking destroy the huskies this saturday
>>79227364
She lied about it, she spent like a week there and then went to California
>>79227370
Sokay
>>79227405
A true snowmelter
If you're balding just shave that shit off and go skinhead you pussies why do you care so much it's only hair
I like football, but I hate pretending that it's as strategic as people make it sound
>have thinning hairline
when they call you daddy, you have to look the part
>took the CPU out and put it back in
>it works now
>>79227437
What did you do to her?
>>79227472
please explain football strategy to me
>>79227407
Maybe I just find her cute??
*grows out temples and gives self a ridiculous combover*
heh, nothin personnel
>>79227485
yeah they don't
>>79227525
must not be thin enough bud
ayylmao
Have you ever eaten an entire box of something in one sitting?
>>79227504
You haven't posted a single brown girl. Clearly you are a snow-melter.
>>79227498
Nothing, she just realized how crazy I really am.
>>79227551
looks like Gulag survivor
Spooky whore
>>79227551
wow asians are perfect
>>79227574
i've eaten an entire 5 buck chalupa box from taco bell in one sitting
>>79227551
Ayy
>>79227581
Did she realize you were a massive pervert
>>79227574
oreos, those little debbie cream filled oatmeal cookies, that's all I can really think of right now
Got a 3 day bam from /sp/ buds
>>79227574
I ate your moms whole box in one sitting if you know what I mean
Hola
>>79227577
>You haven't posted a single brown girl
That's because I'm racist.
Here, brownest girl I could find in my folder.
People=Shit
anyone else have a stuffer fetish
>>79227619
>Arab
Latinos need to get over Middle-Eastern people
>>79227618
Caaaaarrraaa
>>79227606
has he kicked you in the balls yet?
>>79227606
What did you do?
>>79227606
Post it bud
>>79227619
I wonder if she's in an arranged marriage
>>79227433
If you have the head shape for it, it's not that big of a deal. If you've got a weird shaped head or are generally unattractive to begin with, you need to get on fin or you're gonna look like a goof.
>>79227604
Nah, I just got anger issues.
>People=Shit
>>79227660
EVERY TIME I say something about chinks I get fucking b&
Who wants an online gf?
>>79227668
Why don't you try relaxing
I am the least intellectually destitute poster to ever visit /cum/
you will never know the burden i bear trying to bring conversation to this place
>>79227690
I turned down what was basically my dream girl because i wasnt willing to have an online relationship
*trips you*
somebody get rid of this cunt
>>79227715
are you that dumb broad who never figured out how to get extra flags?
>>79227686
>tfw that was an obvious aussie chink thread too
Yeah chinks can't handle the banter here at all. What other group would get you warned for this?
>>79227718
post your hacker rank
>>79227750
>>79227775
loser
>>79227715
If it was that easy I would still have a wife
>>79227724
That's a shame, you're life might have been more enjoyable
>>79227742
Are you a virgin? The answer is the same to both questions.
>>79227795
fucc u slut
>>79227803
maybe, maybe it would be less enjoyable
where is the mexican cara poster? I have some detective work to do, is anyone interested in answering a few question about him/her?
>>79227802
Learn from your mistakes
I hope you find yourself a nice girl
>>79227814
Yes
>>79226650
>russian flag
>liberal
wat
>>79227837
Zhim has all the former Gommie country flags
>>79227811
You should take more risks
Faint heart never won fair lady
>>79227844
do you browse /lgbt/? if yes, what do you mostly do there, if it's not unpolite to ask?
idea: post the lyrics to whatever song is stuck in your head
>>79227885
thanks for the advice
TEMPLEOS IS SINGLE ADDRESS MAP.
IT DOESN'T USE PAGING.
FOR AN AVERAGE MIT NIGGER, THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
THEY HAVE THEIR MINDS CRUNCHED INTO A NARROW BLINDER BY THE CIA.
AND THEY ONLY IMAGINE THE UNIX ADDRESS MAP.
Guess who's back?
Back again
>>79227903
I feel so designed, so made to know
That there is no place in time in backwards-flow
And this is all there is
And I close my eyes, and I’m not depressed, or anything
I just close my eyes; this is all there is
I feel so designed, so made to know
I’m calling, and I’m calling, but not no one is
Standing at the river bank calling out my name
And I can feel the soil and silt
I’m calling and I’m calling like no one ever did
And I can feel my influence
Spreading out around me and living on my guilt
And I can feel how real it is
Saying, “We don’t know anything.”
>>79227826
Why yes, thank you for the kind words.
Someone kept spamming my copypasta about white women on /britt but they seem to have written their own.
im the coolest person in the entire world
there's literally nothing wrong with white women
>>79227987
I agree.
>>79227903
Yeah come here so i can kiss you
And i know you wanted this too
Oh no please come back or i'll die
Do you want to make a girl cry
Or at least can't you tell me why?
Reminder: White girls fuck dogs
>>79227987
>>79227991
Uhmmm
>>79227987
I can't get laid and that's genocide
>>79227897
No i dont.
Weirdly, some other people have said that too.
Hell someone has posted a pic of someone saying it was me (almost everyone here has seenmy real face anyway)
I think there is some sort of namefag on lgbt that also uses Cara, but we are not related.
There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.
>>79227987
Only a loser would disagree
me on the left
>>79228001
Still angry about YouTube removing the video
teehee, that tickles applejack
https://youtu.be/B5YokNW7tIs
>>79228015
This one isn't mine. Mine is the one comparing white women to Latin American women.
>>79227647
>>79227652
Slagposting in the gamethread>>79227746
>>79228045
How about a name or something so I can look it up?
danish proxy is the cringiest faggot that ever lived
what an embarrassment
>>79228039
Hey cutie
@79228067
fuck you, no seriously fuck you. suck my cock
>>79228067
Footkraut and FoF are both worse, hard to believe but true.
YO SOY EL SUPER SAYAYIN GOKU
no one has ever provided any evidence to support the conspiracy that dane is a proxy
>>79228094
Can't speak Danish
QUE MUY MACHINO
A MUY MACHINO
MARICA NENA
MAS BIEN PUTINO
>>79228011
hmmmm realy intredasting...the plot thickens
you see, there is a shade individual that operates similarly to you, good sir
>>79228094
>t. loser using danish proxy
>>79227987
they could use a few less pounds on average
Mexican amigos just kicked out the North Korean ambassador from Mexico.
>>79228066
"White girls fuck dogs"
That's it
This is the song
https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic/white-girls-fuck-dogs
>>79228114
i have many fans
>>79228128
Where will they get their avocados from now?
>>79228128
>tfw part of the military reserve
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
*honigon's you*
>>79228128
Meh
>>79228142
We produce them
>>79228162
I was talking about North Korea brainlet
will denmark ever recover
>>79228001
Well, some of them do fuck black guys so...
>The Kansas City queefs
>>79228186
*recovers*
>>79228184
Welp!
Bbsbsbbsj
My gf broke up with me today
Help me not kill my self lads
>>79228297
she was icky and smell desu
broke up with my bf
hope he doesn't kill himself
>>79228297
More gfs have broken up with me than the amount I've broken up with
>>79228297
>lads
Might as well go through with it at this point
Got banned off sp
>>79228344
Slagposting?
>>79228344
Post the ban
>inb4 I was just imitating the leaf
Buddy of mine took this picture today
Girl goes to my Uni and she has an spectacular body
>>79228328
he's mines now :D
>>79228333
This desu
>>79228297
fap and forget
>>79228367
thanks for the facebookpost, man
>>79228344
why
Whats with the pissjug gimmick? Why piss in a jug?
>>79228367
spectacularly fat yeah
>>79228398
Always knew you were a fruit, Placer.
I cry when angels deserve to die
>>79228398
Nah, she ain't
Italian pussies for Lebanese dicks
will i regret selling my yughio cards down the line?
>>79228438
i
cry
when
angels
deserve
to
>>79228444
put all your money into yughio cards bro they'll become collectors items and you'll be rich trust me bro im an economist
>>79226745
easy since women have no hobbies or interests
>>79228384
newfag question tbqh
>>79228382
What did Brady do to piss them off?
>>79228297
YOU SEE;
THE CIA LIKES TO TALK TO ME INDIRECTLY...
AND SO THIS REAL COCKY GUY FROM MIT, HE'S SWAGGERING AROUND AND HE SAYS ' YEAH I SAW THIS ONE PROJECT AND THEY WERE PUTTING CODE ON THE STACK '
SO I'M SITTING HERE THINKIN...YOU KNOW WHAT...THAT DUMBFUCK NIGGER...
>>79228444
I slightly regret selling my childhood yugioh collection but at the same time I made some decent money that I remember spending on something else I really wanted at the time so I don't really regret it.
>>79228494
>>79228546
Other than that...
YOU KNOW WHAT
A NIGGER SUED FOR A TRILLION DOLLARS
THAT'S BECAUSE A NIGGER DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRILLION, A BILLION AND A MILLION
SO IF YOU'RE LAUGHIN CAUSE I GOT TWO GIG FOR MY CODE...YOU'RE A NIGGER CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLUE
>>79228562
>>79228494
Trump supporter
>>79227289
Holy kek
>>79228566
Terry is so based. Sad to see his intelligence in his field be destroyed by his schizophrenia
>tfw you realize Brady destroyed his phone so nobody saw his texts with Trump before an election
>>79228566
fuck off cia nigger
how would I go about inviting president trump over for a bbq
serious question
there's a thread already made
>>79228617
On twitter,
"I luv murica but I have the ass cancer. Please come to my BBQ before I die Trump. #maga"
>>79228617
Call it a racist, homophobic and xenophobic neo nazi BBQ
He’ll show up sooner or later!
>>79227670
>@LucasTheMagnif
Jesus fucking hell
>football players are brain damaged
>football player supports trump
why is anyone surprised
>>79228654
don't see any in the catalog
>>79228687
The negro players keep kneeling before the anthem in support of America. Wake up America.
Hey you see me
Pictures crazy
All the world I've seen before me passing by
>>79228708
;^j
I scratch my mosquito bites until they bleed
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
I did it again you guys
Similar scenario, same endgame
>>79228708
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
NOW YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE
YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>79228768
What year are we currently in?
>>79228768
who even listens to rock?
>>79228657
Oh shit dude this reminds me . I saw some guy wearing a shirt that said something like "Stand With Autism" who was dancing in the halls without headphones on.
>>79228789
The current one
hope next thread is giantess themed
Migrate illegally
>>79228808
>>79228808
>>79228808
hope next thread is unthemed
304
>>79228934
How old are you? Aren't you still in college? Did you get married when you were like 20?
>>79228815
JANNIED
>>79229004
>>79229004
>>79229004
>>79229004
>>79229004
>>79228819
309
non-early new
>>79229050
>>79229050
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>>79229050
BOI
>>79229051
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>>79229051
>>79229051
NEW
>>79229057
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>>79229057
EARLYSHITTERS BTFO
>>79229101
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>>79229101
Tattoo is creepy
White pigs immediately rely on a tattoo