Heineken tastes like a skunk farted in my fucking mouth

Weird.
I always assumed that Heineken (being a mass produced pisswater) is roughly what your average american beer tastes like.

Becks smells like cannabis desu

>>79225696
Possibly. I wouldn't know, I don't drink mass produced piss swill

>>79225677
Yeah, Heineken is disgusting.
Amstel is the only bearable popular one.

>>79225677
Heineken is the only nice mass produced popular beer.

>>79225894

That's what its reputation says.

But its taste says: I just diarrhead in your mouth.


Mass-produced beer should be banned desu fambalamba

>>79225677
yea it sucks, but its everywhere and people treat it like its some "luxury beer"
even though the selection here is pretty weak (especially for Ale) I honestly prefer the local lagers

>>79226092
>>79225894
honestly Budweiser is better than Heineken

>>79225894
hoegaarden

>>79225677
5 cans of Heineken are still in my fridge, while I drunk all other beer I had. Fuck massproduced pisswater

Heineken tastes watery to me but not bad

>>79225677
Still it is better than America's unpleasant junk food

>>79225677
Yes

>its another episode of MUH MICROBREWs

>>79225677
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP