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the negress latex gf

babestation

small brain: getting a degree from a shit uni
normal brain: learning a trade/doing a useful apprenticeship
large brain: going to oxbridge/ucl/etc

ascended brain: going to a shit uni, drop out at the end of the second year, fall into a deep depression for 3 years and then get a shit job in a call centre, before becoming an office grunt for an arms-length management organisation and never paying off your student debts

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>>79224267

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>>79224298

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>>79224213
>>79224224
The BBC are - economically speaking - Thatcherite consensus types.

Certainly very trendy liberal socially, but they have no idea what they're doing when it comes to economics. They accept as given whatever they're fed by government and opposition, without going out to broaden the debate themselves. (i.e. hauling out some post-keynesians to tear into Miliband's Labour, or getting some more committed Libertarians after the Conservatives.)

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sue

lads

Did you know that throughout the Battle of Mosul, the Islamic State conducted an average of 14 SVBIED attack every day?

This number does not account for other suicide operations such as using the explosive belt. It is just for car bombs.

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>>79224235

>>79224316
imagine sue picking up a rifle and leading lei's good example

>>79224344
Be my femboy bf

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

56% white

FIFTY FUCKING SIX PERCENT WHITE IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>79224336
how the HECK was that quoted

>>79224278
>>79224278

>>79224344
GOOD post, sue knows that without the Communist Party, there'd be no New China

>>79224328
we're doomed

>grew up on a council estate
>never traveled
my life is grim lol

>>79224369
no it didn't

>>79224313
>very trendy liberal socially
I'd say the BBC's social views aren't just following the 'trends' of modernity but are in fact more radical than the average liberal. The BBC is not a trend-follower when it comes to this, it is a trend-setter. This is the reason why they're obsessed with pro diversity, Muslims, trannies, etc and they're broadcasting this to an audience of stay-at-home-mums who would have normally been socially conservative.

>>79224190
>you could find something from the centre-right BBC at least
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36765111
'What have white people ever done for us?'
>>79224259
btfo
>>79224273
>larping commie twat has never lived in a multi-cultural working class area
got any champagne mate? I'm well thirsty you seem to have loads, share it isn't that what you believe?
>>79224232
proofs?

enjoy your shitty propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBEEHfYU1ck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVWVBrPsTM

hey lads what if i posted the same pictures of a fat cat every thread?

wouldn't that be great? haha

>>79224391
What do your parents do? How is it possible not to have went on a shitty cheap package holiday to spain or a caravan in France?

Reckon sues a Maoist third worldist

>>79224411
I dunno. Compared to the country at large, certainly, but they're a very London dominated organization (both politically and culturally.) and the London lefties that I know are all more radical than the BBC, socially but cowardly (and perhaps a little self interested) economically.

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>>>79224190(Cross-thread)
>>you could find something from the centre-right BBC at least
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36765111
>'What have white people ever done for us?'
>>>79224259(Cross-thread)
>btfo
>>>79224273(Cross-thread)
>>larping commie twat has never lived in a multi-cultural working class area
>got any champagne mate? I'm well thirsty you seem to have loads, share it isn't that what you believe?
>>>79224232(Cross-thread)
>proofs?
>
>enjoy your shitty propaganda
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBEEHfYU1ck
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVWVBrPsTM

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woah....

>>79224436
i'd rather you just copy-paste the same monotonous arguments about abortion and tankie pasta every day without fail to be honest
doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would get boring

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>>79224373
Sue loves communism

>>79224459
*runs towards you*
how you holdin up big guy?

also never been on a holiday in my life, grew up without a father he died when I was young, mum was a prostitute and heroin addict so was my dad. mum got clean look after us, never had a tv so I just read books and got quite intelligent. got all a stars on my gcses and a-levels, 3rd year of physics. never been on a holiday, was a literal tramp eating beans on toast every night. lived in a Caribbean neighbourhood, hated the wankers
feels good breaking the stereotype

I'm a Marxist-Sueist

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3niyiyOijoY

Chinese pop

Communism is inevitable but it will suck.

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having a look

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>>79224436
You mean fat cat?

https://twitter.com/OmanReagan/status/900516219731628035

Over there
over there
Send the word,
send the word over there

THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING
THE YANKS ARE COMING

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Time to go to bed, alone, with no gf to cuddle

Gonna ring up Babestation, talk to Alice and pay £2pm for her to suck her fingers and tell me she loves me even though she goes home and sucks on a manlet nigger's dick.

79224492
go back to kekistan you autistic larping faggot, polls have shown again and again that no one likes you and you should fuck off and die

>>79224487
how 2 be smart

>>79224298
cat is also fat in US?

>>79224328
they must've had a bomb on every car in the city

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me holding the sign

love karl marx
love adam smith
love mao
love mussolini
love thatcher
love gandhi
love hitler
love MLK
love obama
love trump
love blair
hate john oliver

are there any decent commerical brands of the ol' cide? the ones i've tried all tasted like piss, and the stuff farmers produce themselves is great but rather expensive.

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>>79224507
feels bad lad

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>>79224521
>kekistan

...

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Michael_Oman-Reagan

>Alice
Good taste

Feel a bit ashamed lads I promised to add s lad on Brit on steam a month ago but completely forgot

>>79224504
lol

>>79224487
Grim if true

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>so anon... how come an interesting guy like you doesn't have a gf?

>>79224538
SVBIED's are up-armored car bombs that the istishhadi fighter drives to the target and then detonates himself.

Different from static IED car bombs.

>>79224559
her butchered tits are pretty awful desu.

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>What do your parents do? How is it possible not to have went on a shitty cheap package holiday to spain or a caravan in France?

not gone to any Uni open days yet
is it too late? i've got to make a decision before Christmas.

>>79224586
because i don't trust women. you're all whores

nowt wrong with package holidays

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>>79224487
Sounds like an Xfactor back story 2bh

>>79224586
Because I live a selfless and productive life, loyal to the party and revolution, no time for a GF

>>79224596
At least she's pretty and constantly flashes her fanny

>>79224586
hard to get a gf when you don't leave your room hahahah
*cricket noises*

any cute boys on tonight

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>fat cat abuser is also fat

quelle surprise

>>79224642
Yes hello

>>79224633
SHE WILL PAY THE TOLL

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/07/new-artificial-intelligence-can-tell-whether-youre-gay-or-straight-from-a-photograph

hmm

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next time you see me I'll be on cloud 9

cant imagine being poor lads

>no free housing
>no free food
>no annual £10k income for random expenses
>no free car
>not being able to travel for free

how do you lads do it

>>79224586
heh... the simple answer to that is that i'm NOT interesting at all! haha!

>>79224651
wanna trade willy pics

>>79224586
I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
I will punish all of you for it. (laughs) On the day of retribution I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there. All those girls I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them (scoffs) while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you.
You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male. (laughs) Yes. After I've annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I will take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasures while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years. They've all looked down upon me every time I tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse.

>>79224642
you x

a classmate i had excellent chemistry with (was always flirting with her) legit looked concerned and worried when she asked me why i didn't have a gf. it's like she fancied me, but because i was single she reckoned there was something wrong with me that must have repulsed other women

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>>79224670
No i only dabble in fat cat pics

>>79224679
that sweet period before they realise you're an autistic nutcase

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>>79224500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lcGnMhvsA

not sure if i want a new zealand friend at uni

>>79224679
why didn't you have a gf you normie freak

>>79224658
the gaydar app

As the Iraqi Army and Peshmerga fought their way closer to Mosul, the Islamic State began to prepare the city's outskirts by employing an economy of force effort that bolstered small numbers of infantry with extensive defensive IED emplacements and prepared fighting positions, tunnel complexes, and mortars with pre-surveyed defensive targets.

Some towns were “strong-pointed” to act as breakwaters against the advancing security forces. One example was Tishkarab, a small village nine miles east of Mosul, which held out for several days in mid-October against strong Kurdish forces directly supported by coalition special forces and on-call Apache gunships and fixed-wing airpower. At Abbasi, 15 miles southeast of Mosul, Iraqi Army forces pushing up the Mosul-Kirkuk highway ran up against a dense cluster of bunkers, tunnels, IED-rigged obstacles, and an anti-tank guided missile (ATGM) ambush zone. The result was that insurgents dug in at Abbasi held up the Iraqi security forces (ISF) advance for several weeks.

A final component of the Islamic State security zone outside Mosul was its intense drip-feed of suicide vehicle-borne improvised explosive devices (SVBIEDs) into the strongpoint battles. In a single day in the third week of October 2016, the Islamic State reportedly deployed 15 up-armored truck bombs against an Iraqi Special Operations Forces (ISOF) column advancing toward Bartella, most of which were destroyed by main-gun rounds from the M1 Abrams tanks spearheading the column. On the same date, Kurdish Zerevani forces pushing into Tishkarab ran into a stream of up-armored SVBIEDs racing toward their positions, including some large five-ton truck bombs. Despite last-minute airstrikes called in by Coalition JTACs that intercepted most of the Tishkarab SVBIEDs, the tremendous shock effect of these high-yield devices degraded Kurdish morale and inflicted substantial casualties.

The commie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sociopath and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>79224704
why not

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>>79224373
>>79224469
sue knows and loves no such thing

>>79224701
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9253905/Meow-the-fat-cat-dies-due-to-obesity.html
the sad fate of fat cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyN8rYdX6g

well it turns out the world isn't even real lads haha

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>>79224674
he wasn't the worst looking bloke tbf

>>79224551
>pretending you are better than them

>>79224739
>calling your cat meow

how unoriginal can you be

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>>79224739

>>79224740
good, lad

can finally end it without any anxiety for the future x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgGrd02gb8

>>79224666
ascetism. an enlightened poor man is richer than the richest billionaires. you're as rich as you feel

gf's going off to uni in a week, so basically we'll be breaking up

should i download tinder now, preemptively?

>>79224540
excellent tier post

>>79224663
you rolled that dutchy wrong

going to get a cat and name it bogroll, bog for short

going to go tuck myself into bed x

>>79224710
As in previous urban battles in Ramadi and Fallujah in 2015-2016, the Islamic State’s defense of Mosul was concentrated along a defensive “crust” roughly two to three kilometers (one to two miles) in depth running along the outer neighborhoods of city. In east Mosul, the Islamic State defensive belt ran from the al-Sukar and al-Hadba residential districts in the north through al-Tahrir, Zahra’a, Samah, and the densely built up al-Karama district, where the Erbil highway enters Mosul, then flowing down to al-Intisar and Sumer in the south. In west Mosul, this defensive belt ran from the Tanak and Tal al-Ruman districts, where the highway from the Islamic State stronghold at Muhallabiyah enters the city, down to the Wadi Hajar and Jawsaq neighborhoods north of Mosul airport and the Camp Ghizlani military complex. The Islamic State clearly had an accurate appreciation of the vectors from which the assault on Mosul were most likely to come (and subsequently did).

In these districts, the Islamic State used the months preceding the ISF assault to build up defensive zones covering several contiguous urban blocks. Local residents were ejected,f and the outer neighborhoods were honeycombed with prepared fighting positions and caches of explosives and ammunition. Insurgents “mouse-holed” rows of houses to allow them to move rapidly between buildings while evading airstrikes. The urban equivalent of tunnels, this mouse-holing signaled the Islamic State’s intent to fight a battle of movement within neighborhoods, including the re-infiltration of areas cleared by the security forces. Small four- to five-man squads, usually with one heavy machine-gun and one RPG gunner, were distributed every few hundred meters of frontline, grouped into platoon-sized 20- to 30-man neighborhood fighting cells. These cells drew on the extensive network of pre-positioned ammunition caches to sustain their local fights.

>>79224775
just do it in a week

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>walk past kebab shop
>has flags with languages staff can speak
>Has Chinese except with Uighur flag

Seriously considering petrol bombing the kebab shop for that

>>79224740
nice reddit video

>>79224728
they might be offput by my fetishism of the country and my unreasonable interest in their domestic political battles.

there's kind of a problem of empire with it. going from the provinces to the imperial heartland is an adventure. going from the imperial heartland to the provinces makes you a stuck up weirdo in a place you don't understand.

also i have no friends.

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may order some substances from the united states

>>79224740
There is a 1 in a billion chance we aren't living in a simulation

>>79224740
mong, it's a new belief among scientists that we might be living in a simulation
it's really big in theoretical physics right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvMlUepVgbA

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>>79224750

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IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, RORKES!?

>>79224812
there is no possible way to come to this numerical conclusion

>>79224813
yeah, known about it for years lad

>>79224801
are you unironically a chink or something?

The more research I do. The more books I read. The idea that our universe is a simulation just keeps jumping out from every corner.

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>>79224801

>>79224822
yep hope they all die

Off to the gym in a bit

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>>79224791
night x

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>mong, it's a new belief among scientists that we might be living in a simulation
>it's really big in theoretical physics right now
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvMlUepVgbA [Embed]

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Why is that cat so goddamn fat

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>>79224822
>Edinburgh

wasn't me

>>79224841
wtf happened to my image.
GCHQ is in this very thread RIGHT NOW

>>79224841
weird picture

terrible thread
*goes to bed*
*gets up 20 minutes later to remind you all this is a terrible thread*

>all to a rap beat

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>>79224860

love are timo

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Is there really insane mathematical shit like this in Computer Science?
might have to rethink my life and choose something different

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>>79224267
>>79224298
>>79224142
Hey, kots' man
it's me: your biggest fan
hit me up, this is Pam
I sent poo spam, back in 'Nam.
L.A.-Ram the MacGregor boy, Tam
back in grime, they call me "senpai"
I'm like Hoover: I gave a dam
On Sunday, with my nan, I'm eatin' lamb,
Mate's like a Jetson: he shoots 'em "BAM!"
Suck me off, I give good hand
Woops! I just got b&.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

Very durnk right now

>>79224891
can't understand any of this

>>79224797
Unlike in Ramadi, which was marked by high-density improvised minefields made of IEDs, insurgents do not appear to have made extensive use of static IEDs in urban Mosul. As in Fallujah, the lack of dense IED minefields in Mosul city was probably due to the civilian population still in place and the high volume of civilian traffic until the very start of the battle. The lack of improvised minefields could have also been a reflection of changing ISF tactics in the battles before Mosul, where motorized infantry units bypassed IED minefields and moved on to their objectives, leaving such devices to be cleared by follow-on forces. In east Mosul, the group constructed a new earthen berm that ran along the edge of the urban area, while in southwest Mosul the group built a more substantial berm line that traced the path of the old Saddam-era anti-tank trench. Roads were obstructed by roadblocks, including T-wall barriers, parked cars, and rubble berms.

Islamic State anti-tank defenses were particularly effective in the rural belts and at the outer edge of Mosul city. Humvee columns spearheaded by M1 Abrams tanks ran into a dug-in, firmly anchored Islamic State defense supported by urban ATGM positions. The Islamic State seems to have saved up a large stock of ATGM ammunition and distributed it throughout concealed positions in the outlying villages and outer edges of the city neighborhoods, turning the peripheries of Mosul city into ATGM ambush zones. The flurry of ATGM strikes against buttoned-down tanks during the initial probes into east Mosul made the Iraqi Army reluctant to push its armor further into the urban area, leaving columns of soft-skinned Humvees to advance without armor support.14 The Islamic State achieved an important goal for much of the east Mosul battle: to separate enemy tanks and infantry from cooperating in the street-to-street fighting.

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>>79224860
You hate us cuz you anus

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>>79224871
its done that to me before
very disconcerting, blame japmoot

>>79224891
yes, why I dropped out of that hoe

>>79224905
Looks like alien Einstein shit to me, might just go be a plumber or something

>>79224899
Post willy

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my mate dared me that I wouldn't do black magic, I was skeptic and he was a firm believer. I told him nothing would happened.
3 months later and I've got myself into something I shouldn't have. I've performed blood letting rituals and some of the rituals Crowley performed. My soul is a husk, I feel a constant evil emanating around me and bad things keep happening. Apparently this is the sacrifice for the deeds of your desire
have a sigil lads, meditate on it if you dare. I dare you to stare into it for two minutes ;)

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rate my kot
i had him

>>79224922
really?

>>79224932
DO NOT READ THIS POST. Obvious psy-op is obvious. Fuck off black-ops faggot

>>79224932
sounds like a placebo effect

>>79224932
>.gif
yeah almost mate, good try

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mmmmmm

>>79224841
trolling is a crime? bahaha

>>79224932
nice psyop

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>>79224949
yep

turned out to be a bad decision in the long run though

>He said that since the first attack his wife had stopped wearing her niqab because she no longer felt safe.
I hope you're happy you bloody racists

*googles Roko's basilisk*

ah yes

When lefties see me they start running cause of how fucking redpilled i am. They know if push comes to shove i would obliterate them in one on one politics.

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British schoolgirl kebab, only half raped now €2.00 a kebab

Love how mongs say everything is a simulation. Why does that even matter? Does it change anything at all knowing that?

>>79224993
were you in a top tier uni? I just want a comfy computing job without this idiotic maths shit reeee

>>79224932
stared at it for 2 mins and nothing happened

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Really going to bed this time.

>>79225007
>€

go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200

>>79225022
University of Edinburgh

try software engineering instead

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This is what Andromeda would look like if it were bright enough to be seen by the human eye

>>79225012
Umm have you seen the matrix

Just moved into halls and the beautiful girl I really like found my Harry Potter fanfiction and read it. She said it was sweet but now they're all in the kitchen and I can hear them laughing. Are they laughing at me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PzEf8-o450

was talking to a haitian girl today. laughed at her and said "haha, bet you'd do anything for a coconut"

>>79224710
>>79224797
>>79224909
hopefully you guys learned something about the very start of the mosul battle

>>79224932
17th century crap

>>79225048
>software engineering
not as prestigious/in demand :(

>>79225060
Probably.

You should kill yourself and make them feel guilty

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>University of Edinburgh

>>79225060
why are you not in the kitchen with them

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>>79224897
"my teas gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all,
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all,
even If I could it would all be grey,
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that its not so bad, not so bad"

I'm a little monkey desu

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Is there any point preparing for the upcoming race by getting strong and fit?

>>79225043
*hisses at you*

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS

>>79225093
this was back in like 04 when it was the best in the country for that subject

>>79225012
What if its emulation not simulation
Very important

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>>79225057

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>edenburrow

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>>79225128
>burrow

>>79225098

They're all normies and deanos.

>>79225128
it's eh-din-buh-ruh you dumb twat

What if Pepe was bright enough to be visible in the night sky?

>>79225112
Surely your superior bomb-making skills don't require that you be strong and fit>>79225112

>>79225112
these comics are literally insane

>>79225128
Who's the lad in the picture

>>79225057
Its passing northern sky so that position with moon is weird

>>79225128
that cromwell picture is FUCKING OFFENSIVE

>>79225169
me

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>>79225128
>burrow

Just became a cultist of Yog-Sothoth

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>be me
>24
>own my own house
>good job
>even look at a girl and I'm a creeper
>my friend
>32
>no job
>lives with his mum
>chats up 17-19 year old girls and they're basically on their knees with his dick in their mouth after like 2 minutes all giddy as shit

must be nice being attractive
bet it's like a whole new world
life isn't fair my friends

>>79225057
someday the globalists will let us see it

>>79225146
>live in halls
>not a normie

idiot

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behold

>>79225169
Me

>>79225190
You bloody racist apologise for your conquest of Ireland

>Tfw no qt femboy korean/jap bf who will wear a maid outfit in the house
Why live?

>>79225149
nope it's eh-den-burr
with a rolled r
t. scot that lives there

>>79225169

The man who taught the Irish good manners.

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>>79225200
hahahaha

I know that feel

>>79225202
in a thousand years when we've successfully domineered the galaxy we'll be calling them galaxists instead of globalists

>>79224973
Qt kot

>>79225112
wow, really makes me think

>>79225218
its ed-in-burr-uh

stop posting black magic stuff thanks

Hello joe mate, I know you post here

>>79225218
alri

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>>79224710
>>79224797
>>79224909
too late for all that, despite pro'ly being informative.

>>79225196
Alri

*shits in my hand and throws it at you*

>>79225210
GOOD LAD tomoko is my waifu

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>stop posting black magic stuff thanks

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>>79225200

You've just got to be yourself m8

>>79225218
I'm anglicising it
scots don't know how to speak correctly

>>79225294
haha yeah
just BEE yourself

women look better with no makeup

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Chad Prime Minister vs virgin Teresa May loser

>>79224997
*reads*
ooer
dont like the look of this
*kills myself*

>>79225310
Post black magic to raise the dead

>>79225329
hmm

small amounts of subtle makeup > no makeup > cakeface

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>>79224973
saved as a reaction

blizzard banned someone for calling themselves TwoGenders

There's a haunted area near Guildford
There's also a huge haunted patch north of Northampton

Very bad vibes just from being there.

>>79225369

Where near Guildford m8?

I was there yesterday

>>79225366
quality retweet by Trump

>>79225363
OH THE INHUMANITY !?!?!!

dunno if that lad ever posted his 3rd webm attempt but it was much better than the others
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504752174330.webm

>>79225369
Alri

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What do you think they're going to talk about?

>>79225383
part of the North Downs Way

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>>79225369
I live in guildford to there and there's a really spoopy cave system

give my willy a suck pronto

>>79225411
inane drivel of course

desu it is mad how much easier life is for attractive people

wish i could live out my life and then live another one from scratch as an attractive bloke to see how different it is

>>79225415
Alri

>>79225413
>I live in guildford

Is it nice

*finishes my point*

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>>79225413
forgot link
https://www.28dayslater.co.uk/guildford-secret-caves.t52317
guildford is spoopy
>>79225435
Yeah really got for urbex and there is good urban tales

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impeachment when?

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DIVERSITY

>>79224504
i dont get it? why would she give him all that for a vasectomy

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Reminder this ugly dweeb married Rachel from s club 7

*deals with that later*

>>79225456
i like him

>>79225411
astrophysics

>>79225447
have you actually accessed these caves

>>79225456
an affront to American values

>>79225477
i don't like you

>>79225411
Musings of self-worth

>>79225456
creasing

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>>79225477
So do I haha

>>79225492
FOY

Mentioning the race of the perpetrator should carry the same sentence as the crime itself.

explored some 'abandoned tunnels' with my mates years ago
turns out it was gov property and we had the police called on us

>Go on a plane
>First time I see a really qt girl like really qt on a plane but she's a couple of seats ahead of me
>decide I'll try to start a conversation when trying to get my luggage
>get off the plane
>can't find her at all
FUCK ITS NOT FAIR still feel shit about it

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what did they mean by this?
>>79225487
found the location but as the people in the forum said most of the entraces are bricked up

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503718026609.webm

playing life on easy mode

>>79225456
TWO SCOOPS?! BLIMPFS MUST BE IMPACHED RIGHT NOW

>>79225412

I drove through the Surrey Hills yesterday and in the past I've cycled down to Shoreham from Guildford.

I always try to take the A25 if I have time. It has amazing views. Slower than the M25 but a much nicer drive.

>>79225473
AINT NO PARTY

don't like vacuous simpletons

>>79225512
Mogg crew

>>79225515
really like this webm

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>>>/x/19556992

what is this

>>79225473
his trainee manager job at tesco keeps a roof over their heads

>>79225523
how do you cycle on country roads you mentalist

>>79225512
Me and the lads on the way to oust Theresa

>>79225549
You honestly shouldn't search it

It isn't a current threat but a future one. Trust me lad

>>79225515
were you the nonce who always spammed this webm in /brit/ ages ago?

when did you stop?

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>>79224897
>changed ef_ay_em to that wapaneez word
not fair, since I never normally us it.
>>79225107
I have a Mixmag w. Daft Punk on its frontcover,
and had a piss–take of Stan called "Pam" somewhere near the back. I cannæ find the connector for powering scanner.

>>79225552

There's an old disused railway line. You only have to cycle on the road a tiny bit near Horsham.

and people still wonder why yids got ovened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/43_Group

Anyone remember that dog with the shopped scary teeth? smile.jpg or something

dismissed it as rubbish at first but then started having fear and anxiety just because of it. makes me super uncomfortable just looking at the picture even nowadays

>>79225549
having a read

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>don't like vacuous simpletons

business idea: start a cult and extort money

>>79225549
whenever I think of AI I always picture Elon Musk's goofy ass rubbery face

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very, very good thread

>>>/x/19545996

NEW

>>79225642
>>79225642

I'm safe from Rokos basilisk because I've done 50000 google captchas hehe

>>79225456
whinnying

>>79225435
Not in Canada.

Surrey ESPECIALLY isn't.

Why is every place here named for a place in Britain so much shittier?

The answer is Pakis probably.

>>79225795
What is your Whitby like?

>>79226101
Never been there it's on the opposite side of the country from me.

It's apparently still 80% white though, so I guess not terminal yet like Surrey (45%),

>>79225549
Knowing about it puts you at risk, even though it's not really possible for it to exist.

>>79228325
chebs