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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE Edition
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310!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Niggers can't read
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>>79221132
>>79221290
One was a pink frosting donut with jimmies, one was a caramel donut and the last one was a chocolate donut with chocolate frosting
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>>79221359
YES WE CAN
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>SMALL LITTLE ANTHEM
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less than 1 week and i can already feel my weed addiction returning
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Leave Irma to me
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>>79221614
the first two weeks after quitting are the worst, it gets a lot easier after than and even more so after the first month
It's not easy but if you can't handle it and relapse you're a pussy
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Knock knock
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>>79221695
I quit over a year ago but my uncle visited and left his weed here because he couldnt take it on the plane so I've been trying to smoke it but I can already feel mental dependency returning
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>>79221677
*gives irma more power*
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>>79221733
w-who's there?
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>>79221738
Heh, you're gonna need to try harder than that, kid.

Nothin' personnel
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>denmark
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>>79221792
Poop!.
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>>79221845
Canadian posting at its finest
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You have many bears. Post them
>>79221169
>>79221169
>>79221169
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How long does it take to sing your complete anthem?
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>>79221736
flush it
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How come black people usually have such soulless eyes? A lot of the time they look like black voids with nothing going on.

It's not because of brown eyes because I've seen tons of beautiful brown eyes
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>>79221873
It's a knock knock joke you faggot

Me: Knock knock
you: who's there?
me: poop
you: poop who

It's funny because it sounds like you said "poopoo"
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>>79221882
>Sven wants us to post bears
Why are Swedes so gay?
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>>79221845
poop who?
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>>79221891
not going to waste weed ill just have to quit again once its all gone
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>>79221914
Man your jokes stink like updawg
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>>79221914
oh wow i just got that omg lol
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>>79221835
>too complex

???
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>>79221938
Seriously who the fuck flushes weed unless they have no choice?
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want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
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>>79221938
>>79222129
t. addicts
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i like weed
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>>79221925
Bears are patrician animals
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reminder
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>>79222305
Me too, it's much better than alcohol
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>>79222222
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me and my father chased some baby black bear cubs that we saw on the road into some woods once

the people on the side of the road were entertained
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>asshole Danish
out
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*stays in the fucking thread whether you like it or not*
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>>79221929
(it sounds like poopoo)

>>79221976
What is that?
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>>79222470
What is what?
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I am a lesbian.
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>>79222470
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>>79222495
What is that word you said?
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I think one of my grandmas is a lesbian but I never straight up asked her
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>>79222576
Was she in a Boston marriage after her husband died?
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>>79222629
my grandfather is still alive, they split up and she is in a boston marriage now
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Hate having nigger hair buds

Wish I had Asian hair
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>>79222658
Fuck off with your fetishism
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>>79222658
As much as I don't like slants I admit they have very nice hair.
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>>79222728
she looks like she is legitimately 12 my dude
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>>79222653
I don't like sapphists if we are being honest.
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>>79222796
shes more mentally stable than my other grandma
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>>79222795
Admire the hair instead, besides she is a jap so she is probably 30.
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I'm not white I'm italian
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>>79222844
What's wrong with her?
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god is dead and we have killed him
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>>79222884
Italians weren't considered white about 20 years ago in Ontario by the Teacher's union.
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>>79222911
My other grandma is schitzo or something, she has driven away pretty much everybody in my family. I just let her stay at my place last month for almost a month because she had nowhere to go and now she is in the process of trying to drive me out of her life because I didn't return her call quick enough.

She puts things all over her walls because she thinks he neighbors can see through them.
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>>79222957
what
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>>79222978
>She puts things all over her walls because she thinks he neighbors can see through them.
Yes that does sound crazy
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>>79222688
What're you talking about

>>79222728
>Hating Asians
t.Cucked by the BAC
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>>79223068
yet she still passed a mental evaluation
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>>79222957
They weren't in the USA until WWII tbqh
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>>79223017
When I was in high school I had an Italian teacher. He told us about how the teacher's union and school board would circulate a poll for all the educators that asked some basic demographic questions. One of the questions was about what race/ethnicity are you and White was listed separately from Italian/Southern European.

So years after doing these every time he gets one and the Southern Euro/Italian box is gone from the question. So he asks the person who gave out the tests what he is supposed to pick and she says "Uhh aren't you w-white?".

He told us that was the day he became white, kek.
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>>79223097
If she's that paranoid perhaps she can see they are trying to put her in the madhouse.
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>>79223277
Why are Anglos so racist?
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>>79223321
It's in our nature
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Why do asians only hang out with other asians are they all secretly racist?
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>>79223351
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Wake up. This is North America...what do?
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>>79223463
wouldnt care desu
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>>79223351
>>79223321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Guadalupe_Hidalgo#Effects

it's not so bad

>The treaty extended the choice of U.S. citizenship to Mexicans in the newly purchased territories, before many African Americans, Asians and Native Americans were eligible.

kinda weird they considered mexicans white
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>>79223463
I now live in 80% white Country
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>>79223463
¡VIVA MÉXICO!
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>>79223495
I guess Mexicans are white and Italians aren't
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what would actually happen to california if we just gave it to mexico
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>Washington Times
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>>79223545
>pic
and i highly doubt that the parents of the kid gave him a scolding
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>fedora 8.jpg
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FUCK. Can the word "bro" just fucking die?
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>>79222249
t. autistic goober
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>>fedora 8.jpg
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>tfw no American bf
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>tfw no danish bf
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just visiting the old country
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>>79223642
Post your little feminine penis
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>>79223495
desu there are a lot of white mexicans. One of my buddies in high school was mexican and he looked like a basic european. I met his family and his dad had dark blonde hair, brown eyes, light tan skin and his mom had brown hair, hazel eyes but she tanned pretty well so she could pull of a stereotypical Latina look. They said they were 1/8th native and the rest is from central Spain.

Then there was a foreign exchange student in my senior year who was from mexico but he looked like a Greek/Italian/Southern French so when he first introduced himslef a kid asked him what part of Europe he was from. He got kinda pissed and went on a small little rant on how Americans are shit at understanding race and how Mexican is a nationality not a race. He was from Baja California I think. Cool guy. Had a hard time pronouncing the Th in "the" so it alway sounded like "de"
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>>79223733
>ask for an American
>get Canada
Just my fucking luck
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offering a reward of (you)s to anyone who can tell me what the guy is saying at 12:36. It sounds like "Hu Das Wings" or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcQnlMxr8bA&t=808s
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>>79223698
Aren't Italian Americans considered Italian by Italy if they can prove ancestry and have a good understanding of Italian culture?
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This shall be my last post under the flag of Washington State, King County, Federal Way.
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>>79223816
I dont really know, I was born in Italy but left for the US with my parents when i was a kid
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BIG
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the gf
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jaja largo niño
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>>79223793
Canadians are simply the descendants of British loyalist refugees during the Revolutionary war
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>>79224014
I prefer bad rebel boys over the good crown loyalists
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cascadia now
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>>79223977
STICC
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>>79223809
"... carry in the wind"
that's all i could hear
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>>79224063
How about I show you why they called us the minute men >:3
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>>79223816
Yeah if you can prove if one of your relatives lived in Italy after 1910 you can get citzenship instantly
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>>79224014
Less than 1 in 5 Canadians are descended from loyalists
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>>79221298
so, any cute north american boy in here?
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>>79224145
Jus sanguinis
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>>79224078
Haven't they cut most of the temperate rain forests in Oregon and in Washington?
>>79224113
I know that good American bois are always ready for BFC
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>>79224166
All of the posters here desu
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>mfw i get some coffee instant type 1
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>tfw no progressive canadian fembf tp hate homophobe trump voters with
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>>79224185
I could probably get it considering my great grandfather on my dad's side Immigrated in 1912 but I don't Know where I would get his documents
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been drinking lots of coffee and coke through the week
make me stop pls
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Should I go watch Atomic Blonde?
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>>79224309
>tfw no racist Italian GF to laugh at moolies with
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bawitaba badang badang diggy diggy
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>>79224326
coffee is good tho. especially black
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>>79224191
a lot of old growth is gone, it's very sad
what remains is heavily protected
back when timber was big half of all logging was old growth
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>>79224326
caffeine is what seperates us from the animals.
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>>79224343
so Canadians are gay negros?
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>>79224286
are you petite a petite boi desu fampai sama?

>>79224353
go suck off drumpf dick, faggot
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>tfw no crazy psycho crackhead gf to stomp my balls and stab me every time i don't bring her crack
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>>79224548
I know that feel all too well
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finally gave in to masturbation after 10 days. time to start again.
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diggy said the boogy said up jump the
boogy
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>doing things with my PC build
>heatsink moved down for a second (too much pressure on it) and i heard a nasty noise
>CPU red light is on now
>gonna clear CMOS to see if anything happens and maybe look at the CPU
Fuck, video games are my only hobby besides shitposting.
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is the USA national anthem one of the dullest in the world or what? Holy shit it is so annoying
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>>79224610
have you heard Canada's?
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>>79224609
Unironically get a console
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90AiXO1pAiA

literally me
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>>79224609
>tfw Newegg shipped me a faulty motherboard for the 2nd time
Shan't be buying from them agian
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So I'm probably gonna die, m8s.
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>>79224517
the virgin hentai observer
>uses incognito
>only goes to pornhub
>vanilla
>finishes to 3d porn to try to cover up shame
>watches English dubs or subtitles

the chad eastern asian erotic animation connoisseur
>watches on airport terminal tvs so all can see
>buys dvds and openly displays his purchases in the mall while he shops
>gore and incest enthusiast
>cannot even gain an erection from non 2d pornography
>has learned Japanese just so he can understand the elaborate and intellectual plot behind anime dialogue
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>>79224695
Good
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>>79224610
Great Shitstain doesn't even have a national anthem
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>>79224610
We only play 1/4th. Also, it's about Brits wasting a lot of ordinance to accomplish nothing.
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which of the 3 /cum/ countries has the best anthem?
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>>79224695
google wallet me all your money k thx
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>>79224644
I possibly have, but can't really recount doing so right now
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>>79224722
None. Like most anthems they all suck.
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>>79221298

>haven't been able to get a job for months

>decide to make a completely new, much shittier, resume, and lie on it that my most resent job was in whatever field I applied for

>immediately get calls

>had an interview today, was told I would be emailed for the time of my 2nd interview

>that was this morning, I have not heard back from them, I assume they tried to verify my employment with the company I lied about, and caught me


I hate this fucking country so much.
I saw the other fuckwad interviewing for the same position, he was in his late 50's, wearing a full suit and tie, and holding a briefcase...all for an entry-level, and temporary, HR position.

I feel that there is no future for me in America...I think I am gonna save up for a year and immigrate to a country that is not this much of a shitshow
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>>79224713
I'm not a Brit, but stay mad, cucknada
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>>79224759
ok rasheed
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>>79224753
Why do you think you'll have better luck elsewhere?
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Am i White?
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>>79224744

dumb stinky dinky
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>>79224800
You could pass of as Southern European but you wouldn't fall into the signature white look
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>>79224800
Ask this again
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>>79224835
Am I white?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiMeZgnkBb8

wow, O Canada actually sounds good here. knew *my* girl Celine could uplift it.
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>>79224800
No and you aren't him either.
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>>79224853
Not really
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>>79224800
el siCULO seniores
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>>79224793

The only countries I know of that are in this much of a shithole for jobs are the US and Canada.

I am gonna find a stable Yuro country (that is non EU member), and move there when I am finished with my masters degree.

I have been busting my ass all my life, and I have gotten absolutely fucking no where. Even when I have done all the things to get me a real job...It just doesn't even matter.

There are better options abroad, so why stay in this fucking shithole? If I had the money saved I would pack up and move right now.
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>>79224862
wtf?!!?! why is she speaking french !?!?!?!??!?!!??!
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>>79224862
I retract my statement about the USA. This one was even more mind-numbingly dull, damn.
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>visit city
>stupid cousin wants to go for dinner at a vegetarian restaurant
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>>79224881
Polentoni di merda
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>>79224900
>being this retarded
Did a somali fuck the brain out of your skull?
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>>79224952
yeah.
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>>79224927
you don't need meat for every meal
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>>79224900
she was singing before a hockey game in montreal
french version is a different song, not just a translation
O Canada!
Land of our forefathers
your brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.
Because your arm can wield the sword,
it is ready to carry the cross.
your history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
your valour steeped in faith
Will protect our homes and our rights
Will protect our homes and our rights.
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>>79224862
Suck on some American Patriotism

https://youtu.be/Jy6AOGRsR80

https://youtu.be/4tIsXLyZcWI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZlmWB35Nyk

>/cum/ goes drinking
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am I iberian?
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>>79225121
Cuban spic
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>>79225095
>"look excited"
>"heh heh, you don't look excited"

ah, the tell tale signs of autism.
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>>79225121
Yeah, you're a real Alberto Barbosa.
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>tfw no American bf to shoot guns with
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>>79225046
at least listen to some great anthems, you uncultured swine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBmnMsO_B8
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>tfw femboys are inherently sluts and they are only attracted by your money while loving only their hedonistic narcisistic self
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>>79225121
t. Foreign Chris Pratt
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>>79225289
Isn't that most people?
>>79225207
I would if I didn't have an extensive outpatient/inpatient psychiatric record.
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>>79225289
*hugs your arm*
heeey anon hehe
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My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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I like boys now
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>>79225390
LEL
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>>79225378
>>79225324
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How to stop living only for your hedonistic narcissistic self?
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I tell a nigga give head or take lead
Fuck you mean won't take a nut, fuckin twinks in the butt, side by side fill em up
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LUCYS UNDERGROUND SHES GOT A MOUTH TO FEED
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>>79225324
*hug*
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>>79225602
dangerous and downright stupid
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>>79221835
Maybe if they focused more on building rather than GET UR LEGO STARWARS INDIANA JONES BLACK LIVES MATTER EDITION LEGOS!2221! people would be encouraged to buy them for their kids.
I had legos.
I didnt care if they were chewbaca edition legos.
I just wanted to build a little lego house with them.
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feel sorry for the loser that is going to steal my identify
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Is anybody watchin-
>>>/sp/78106086

oh
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Okay which one of you likes the chiefs?
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>>79222332
These people, like most protestors, have no fucking idea what they're even protesting.
It's just an excuse for an outing.
Are people really so up in arms about the danish?
>>
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>>79225733
>queefs

at least they motivated us to our 4th superbowl win
>>
not a huge fan of sports desu
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>>79225780
give it a shot. I got into watching sports late despite playing in high school.
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>>79225767
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>>79225830
we got our dues
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>>79225849
Chiefs will win
>>
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>>79225857
preseason wins dont matter
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>>79225880
We will win this game but meet again in the playoffs and have our boipussy destoryed
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HOW TO STOP BEING LAZY AND SELFISH
>>
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>>79225903
if it meant that you won the division instead of the donkeys or raiders then I'd be alright with that desu
>>
>>79225733
My stepmom does because she's from kansas

>tfw no professional football team in my state
Need college football to bring me home
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>>79225908
I'm afraid of getting old timers disease
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>>79225780
Good. Watching sports is even worse than playing video games imo. It's a corporatized fake simulation of combat used to satiate the masses. There are lots of distractions out there but none are as stupid and offensive to me as sports.
>>
>>79225780
Goood sports are for niggers
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>>79225882
d'awww. now isn't that just so precious and totally adorbs. what a sweet little diaper anime baby. a-goochie-goochie-goo! a-goochie-goochie-goo-goo-ga-ga!
>>
>>79225926
Don't like that body desu
>>79225932
Faggot
>>
>>79225921
Andy Reid wins tons of regular season games but lays a duck in the playoffs. Compared to 2007 to 2012 KC teams it's good to just win games
>>
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>>79225926
Is this a doll or a woman wearing a skin made of cloth or something?
>>
want to fap, but i won't
>>
>>79225955
he's also a fatty fat fat
>>
the soda I got says it expired 3 days ago. is it still safe to drink it?
>>
>>79225976
I've fapped three times today and I plan to fap some more.
>>
>>79225980
only one way to find out
>>
Boomer sooner
>>
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land of the free
>>
>>79225903
pls have Tyreek Hill do well. He's on my fantasy team.
>>
>>79225987
i'm sorry
>>
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Want
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>>79226004
Don't worry
>>
>>79225980
It's fucking soda, the worst thing that will ever happen to it is losing its carbonation
>>
>>79226010
I wish this was a boy in in a yukata instead
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>>79225434
is she a girl?
>>
>>79225987
Get a hobby
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>>79226008
Doin fine m8
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>>79226017
based
>>
I enjoy female public hair
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>>79226026
that's anne of green gables you fool
>>
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>>79226049
Sex with a hairy girl is pretty primal
>>
>>79226049
A fellow Patrician I see
>>
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>tattoos
>>
Nobody can handle my spicy ways
>>
*pins Denmark up against the wall*
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING /CUM/
>>
Hello everyone! It sure is nice.... umm... w-why is your dicks looking so weird? It looks like someone took a knife and cut of pieces of it. What the fuck is going on??
>>
*spits on your face*
I'LL NEVER TELL YOU, YOU GODDAMN TRASH
>>
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>>79226122
But the TITS my man!
>>
>>79226066
i bet her boob sweat tastes like the inside of a dumpster
>>
I think I'm dying of an incurable neurodegenerative disease
>>
>>79226153
Is she a tranny?
>>
*pins Denmark up against the wall*
*starts kissing him*
>>
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>>tattoos
GAY
>>
>>79226166
being an autistic weeb and inferiority supremacist isn't a fatal disease
>>
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>>79226167
lmao no
>>
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Just ordered swiss chalet. Got extra sauce.
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FUCKING NAZIS
>>
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why are flat chested women so much more beautiful and intelligent than big boobed """women""" (on average)?
>>
>>79226188
>autistic weeb
I'm not
>inferiority supremacist
what?
>>
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>>79226169
>her
>>
>>79226209
t. pedophile
>>
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Oh, Hey.

Florida
>>
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>>79226209
You could have both, my dude

Why only take one side?
>>
trying pizza pizza for the first time
prices look good
>>
Does the USA have a retirement bomb/bubble? I mean that Finland is dying under our retirement expenses.
>>
>>79226209
>short hair
>flat chest

Just admit youre gay and get it over with.
>>
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>ugh ugh big boobs man ugh so fugging hot damn look at dat phat ass muh dick my nibba ugh ugh
>>
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>>79226239
need something?
>>
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I love American culture!
>>
>Americans don't have this
https://www.instagram.com/swisschaletca/
>>
>>79226267
among the most pitiful posts i've seen all day
>>
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I want to dive my face into some nice red haired muff
>>
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>>79226267
t. gay faggot
>>
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Imagine being like this
>>
heteros make me upsettero
>>
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>>79226322
>blanco
>>
>>79226244
because I'm attracted to things such as intelligence, witty nihilistic humour, strong mind will, patience to overcome hardships, courage, mental stohicism, in conclusion, all things much more frequent in flat chested slender women than big boobed heavy "female" fucks
>>
>>79226307
>tongue piercing
No bueno
>>
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Mommy mommy gimme milky mommy waaah me 40 but mentally 3 mommy give sucky sucky mommy
>>
>>79226253
yeah our generation will have nothing left when we retire
>>
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>>79226371
>California
>>
>>79226253
why do you think they let the mexicans come in

they're better off by being fat and dying young
>>
I like large full breasts
>>
>>79226267
you're actually gay
>>
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>>79226383
>humour
LEAFED
>>
>>79226396
Keep posting her
Let the fags be fags
>>
>>79226383
what you want is a guy my man
>>
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>>79226427
kek nice pic
>>
>>79226253
I don't think there is a single wealthy cunt besides oil-niggers and some meme countries that doesn't have this problem.
>>
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>>79226383
You sadden me, Italy
>>
>>79226458
mommy is hot
>>
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>>79226388
That is utterly revolting, and yes I have achieved a sizable erection.
>>
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>>79226288
Why does he look like the Terrone?
>>
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finished last day of work.

talked to a guy who worked in northern canada for like 30 minutes, told him i was thinking of working there next summer.
>>
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>>79226458
>Law and Finance
Both are trash
>>
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>America
>>
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>>79226447
>if it doesn't fit the stereotypical woman look that was set as norm back in ancient paleolithic by retarded cavemen, then it's not really a woman

paesant logic, everyone
>>
I need someone to deal with my erection
>>
mexico, put your sticker back
>>
>>79226509
>stupid tattoos
>thick ugly eyebrows
>stupid expression

And i thought Germans were classless pieces of shit
>>
>>79226522
Cavemen left obsolete faggots like you to die
Perhaps they were the more sophisticated culture
>>
Migrate legally
>>79226561
>>79226561
>>79226561
>>
>>79226580
>>79226580
>>79226580
>>79226580
>>79226580
>>79226580
>>
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>>79226520
>Japan
>>
>>79226585
Git gud ""dane""
>>
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God bless new england
>>
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>>79224707
虐待は楽しいです
>>
*bumps*
>>
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I masturbated to gay porn four times today.
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>>79233938
What kind, tho?
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