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Croation membership edition
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>>79219187

that "noise" is fax and it can be decoded
seems to be a map of some sort
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>Croation
fuck
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>>79219601
what the fug
that's fucking interesting
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>>79219372
Can other Poles respond? Do you also have this tradition?
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>>79219662
I've got one on my wall too

t. western pomeranian
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>>79219662
My uncle has one. He's the most rabid antisemite (no in le merchant meme way) I know
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>>79219709
>>79219710
oh
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>>79219605
all is forgiven

>>79219601
did you just fucking decode it rn?
I'm listening to it but it's all new to me kek
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>>79219286
but she's quite attractive imo, just acts a little autistic

also pic rel looks a lot like you
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>>79220004
>also pic rel looks a lot like you
ok you just convinced me, going to kill myself right now
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>>79219662
Yes, theres one in the office of my job
Also hey v4, and Zdrówko fridge anon, im drinking as well atm
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>>79220004
>a little autistic
damn I'm autistic, Abi, wanna blanda up?
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>>79220067
>Also hey v4, and Zdrówko fridge anon, im drinking as well atm
hey hey, zdrówko, I'm pretty drunk already lel and /pol/ is fun, you guys should try it
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>>79220004
no, it doesn't
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>>79220048
you have a terrible perception of beauty my fren
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>>79219601
oh I just found out what it is, a weather report map from some german weather station in Pinneberg
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>>79220126
Im lurking /pol/ right now but no Poland hate/love thread in sight so nothing interesting desu
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>>79220085
sorry but I'm a bit depressed right now
>>79220159
you can't tell me this is attractive >>79220004
and tell me I have a terrible perception of beauty, really
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>mfw we're never getting out of /ex-yu/
help
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>>79220235
i take it back, theres Poland hate thread
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>>79219662

My grandma has such painting. She received it as a gift.
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>>79220237
if not that jewish nose, she would be 8/10 for me
>>79219662
no it's racist
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>>79220237
>I'm a bit depressed right now
can I help in any way?
Also this Jewess is attractive, would blanda upp
>>79220269
There were like 100 threads about Poland on /pol/ today, kek
Pls don't tell anyone I visit /pol/ k?
>>79220307
Cool
>>79220339
It's not racist if yous a Jew (partially) thyself.
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>>79220434
Don't worry Sławekanon, we all have a dirty secret or 2
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>>79220339
>>79220434
don't worry, I'm being silly with the depression thing
on the other hand I tried looking at her without the witch nose, would be a 5/10 for me and I'm being generous
but there's nothing written for taste as we say here, I guess
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>>79220522
Tell me your secrets anon and rest of V4+friend, I will tell you mine, you know one now but I have moar.
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>>79220570
post what you'd call a pretty gal
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>>79220570
As a partially Jew I have a thing for Jewish women, they are adorable, maybe it's the Jew magic, dunno
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>>79220636
I consider most girls posted on v4 threads being pretty/butifel (depending on which one)
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>>79220731
I'd post my gf but I'm scared
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>>79220655
well, what matters is that you like them, even if they're not beautiful, I don't consider myself more than 6/10 anyway either
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>>79220782
just say it's not your gf, but some random internet ho, if they're publicly available pics
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>>79220782
scared of what?, also, did you go back with her?
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>>79220606
You don't really want to know my dark secrets anon, you would be scarred for life.

But i have an anecdote for all of you, its about "burger education".
Sometime in elementary school in the 90', one of my friends emigrated to USA. He was a total tool, a dumbass who could barely pass a class here.
Next year he came to visit, and we asked him how is he doing in school.
He had all A..
Burger fucking education my friends...
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>>79219467
I normally hate generals but its nice to see you breathing life into an old, dank meme like DOUBLE NIGGER

>t. 2006 oldfag
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>>79220606
I bet he's that Japan proxy pole
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>>79220606
I'm the ''your honest opinion on Argentina and Argentines'' poster
there, I said it
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do you want me to post pic of my gf?
>>79220790
you are qt
>>79220823
scared because I'm generally paranoid as fuck
>>79220862
>You don't really want to know my dark secrets anon, you would be scarred for life.
pls do tell
>>79220901
oh alright
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>>79220988
>do you want me to post pic of my gf?
if you're gonna feel insecure/paranoid about it after you post it then don't do it
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>>79221055
I will post this, it's us in Ireland
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>>79220988
naah mate, im still not drunk enough, but i'll give you another anecgote.
There was this drug dealer in my neighbourhood long time ago. He used to sell LSD mostly, and he biked alot. One day he's biking with 2 A4 sheets of LSD, and saw a police patrol. He tried to hide it under his T-shirt It was summer, he was sweating a lot, and to this day he thinks he's orange (fruit).
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>>79221204
>biking with 2 A4 sheets of LSD, and saw a police patrol. He tried to hide it under his T-shirt It was summer, he was sweating a lot, and to this day he thinks he's orange (fruit).
Damn I'd love some LSD now, god damn
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>>79221186
looking good from what I can see anon, your gf looks pretty too
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>>79219662
>>79219709
No you antisemites, here we are doing the counting so no paintings needed.
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>>79221186
>t. Tatar
cute gf though
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>>79221313
>t. Tatar
I'm 1/4 Jew, not Tatar
and here's part of my girl
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>>79221186
>blonde gf
you won life my friend
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>>79221367
yup, very pretty indeed
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>>79220901
wow just wow
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>>79221367
Good job, don't loose her
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>>79221421
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>>79221367
very qt random internet grill
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>>79221406
she thanks you
>>79221433
I won't
>>79221448
random internet grill sends her thanks
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>>79221367
i think I know this pic, did you post her before?
>>79221376
lol, why?
go back to >>>/pol/
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>>79221515
once
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>>79221444
you are opinion about s
pain.
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>>79220901
Ok so my other secret is that I like Russians
there, I said it
also my gf is no longer blonde cause she turned into a goth
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>>79221634
a south american country in the wrong continent.
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>>79221696
i like russians too tbqh, especially when they're not faggy animeposters (I don't know any irl so I can't talk very much)
is your gf natural blonde or she dyed it before becoming goth?
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>>79221764
She is medium blonde, now she is full 'I'm so dark albino, turn off the lights, rawr'
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>>79221817
kek,I remember I had a phase like that when I was a teenager, too poor and fat to dress like a goth tho
>look at me, I'm a bad girl
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>>79221697
ag
reeee
d
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>>79221918
Yeah hehe. She is reading this, behind my back now.
I can post her looking normal (100% natural) and looking like a goth, she agrees, depends if you want.
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>>79221696
I have a deep rooted hatred for both russin and germany. My grandfather (from father side) and his brother were both sent to siberia, only my grandfather came back.
My other grandfathers(mother side) sister was burned alive in a barn with her whole village because someone from her village was hiding a jew.
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>>79221980
nic
>>79221991
if you want to show us and she agrees then why not?, I'm a very curious person :3
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>>79222048
Well the only bad thing that happened to my family during the war was Germans taking over out manor house, we never had any bad experience with Jews and Russians.
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>>79222048
>My other grandfathers(mother side) sister was burned alive in a barn with her whole village because someone from her village was hiding a jew.
damn that's harsh, sorry to hear that anon
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>>79222092
Ok so here's her looking normal, with her natural hair
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Posting from my bed
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>>79222048
and some other things. My grandfather (mother side) had to clean up the streets, bury the bodies and rebuild Warsaw after Warsaw uprising, some of my family is stuck in Brest after our borders changed etc.
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>>79222092
>>79222151
and here's here now
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>>79219467
do we even want to get in visegrad? TIL
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>>79222186
her*
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wtf fridgeanon has a gf?
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>>79222104
my grandma said germans used to park their tanks between the houses of their village, but other than that they were polite and nice, while soviets were disgusting creatures. There were animals and nobles on all sides, I guess
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>>79222231
We are engaged actually
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>>79222151
>>79222186
very pretty in both pics, the dark hair looks very well on her, thanks for sharing :3
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>>79222151
>>79222186
qt/10
you are one lucky anon
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>tfw your country is full of edgy contrarian Russiaboos now
should all be gassed desu
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>>79222275
>>79222294
Thanks bros!
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>>79222330
I'm not a russiaboo, do you hate them? if so, why?
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>>79222275
Oh, I mean, thanks sis!
hehe we'r reallu drunk
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>>79222264
My neihbour grandmother told us a story about russian soldiers one day. She hidden some gold in a coffe grinder, and soviets came and wanted coffe. Sudenly it started to pour gold but not for long. They started shouting at her pointing a gun on her head "why does gold-making machine doesnt give gold anymore". They were animals.
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>>79222475
no worries anonski, not going to make a feminist drama of it :3
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>>79222264
I heard similar stories
My Polish grandmother told my that german soliders often were buing food from them, they even gave her some candies once, while Russians stole everything as soon as they showed up.
On the other hand I know that some of my grandfathers family died in the holocaust
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HELLO SLAWEK'S GIRLFRIEND
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>>79222219
no croatian knows what visegrad is except for the two of us

>>79222151
>>79222186
very pretty fridge, I personally find her prettier with lighter hair but nevertheless, nice catch
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>>79222439
I don't hate them, I hate their -boos in the west
>CNN says Putin is bad, must be fake noos then xD RT is the only truthful news channel
>last bastion of European civilization xD BASED
>tfw no qt conservative Russian gf to squat in a commieblock with xD cheeki breeki!
>I'm converting to Orthodox because it's the only non-cuck religion xDDD
it's fucking cringeworthy shit
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>>79222696
>german soliders often were buing food from them, they even gave her some candies once, while Russians stole everything as soon as they showed up.
I've heard it too, dunno how much truth in it
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>>79222707
>very pretty fridge
I agree, that fridge really took the form of a beautiful human being
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>>79222707
>nice catch
thank you
>>79222782
>that fridge really took the form of a beautiful human being
lol wut
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>>79222782
isn't that the fridge anon posting?
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>>79222730
so you hate /pol/acks, I feel exactly the same about weeaboos and yellow fever guys tbqh
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>>79222822
Yeah tis is me but he is saying that's it's my fucking fridge based on
>very pretty fridge
ahahahaha
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>>79222883
hahaha yes you got it
>very pretty fridge instead of very pretty, fridge

that fridge came back after all
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>>79222931
fucking fridges, man
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>>79222883
kek let me rephrase that
>very pretty girlfriend you got there, fridgeanon!
>also I suppose you must have helluva pretty refrigerator to hold up to your name
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>tfw half a beer left and closest 24h shop is 3 bus stops away

why live
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>>79222882
yellow fever fags are just the male equivalent of female coal burners desu
>think Asian women are more feminine and submissive because of memes and delusion
>think black men are more masculine and dominant because of memes and delusion
I see no difference, and the fact that both groups hate each other is hilarious
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>>79223016
one time
poland man tell me
when buy beer
buy more than drink
you never know how drink
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>>79222992
Oh god damn I'm laughing so hard now
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>>79223072
that's what V4 and alcohol are made for :^)
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>>79223099
Join us already, god damn
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>>79223071
I think i said that. I thought 8 beers is enough but aparently i was wrong
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>>79223060
my favourite part is when they go
>fucking coal burner sluts, man!, arr white wimmyn ar same! this is why I prefer asian grills!
it's just like mgtow guys hating on feminists
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>>79223146
>8 beers
wtf I never drink more than two on same day and even that's only on weekend days
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>>79223146
You are the one who wished me na zdrówko, hej hej, na zdrówko back
have some /pol/ approved music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI&t=16856s
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>>79223180
You have much to learn my padawan.

No worries, crisis averted, i still have like 50+ liters of wine in my basement sooo...
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>>79223120
>same story every time
I think I'm the only one out of 4,5m croatians shilling for V5, nobody here knows what it even is. Half of Croatia doesn't even know about 3 seas initiative (which was made by Duda and Kolinda)
Our politicians are western euro and EU shills, there'll be a long way to visegrad. But I have hope...

>>79223146
jeez, I don't even drink 8 waters, let alone beers
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>>79223235
>But I have hope
I hope you will join us one day, brat
>8 beers
eh I remember the times when I had 20 beers
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>>79223303
>20 beers
>1 beer = 0.5L
>20 beers = 10L
that's more liquid than you have blood in your body. how the hell
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>>79223303
>eh I remember the times when I had 20 beers
yea me too, 20 carlsberg "promocja" in Geant and a champagne and some spirit and juice mix on a news year. I was dying for 2 days.
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>>79223423
new years eve*
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>>79223385
It's Polish magic
Some of us drink this
also wanted to share this with ya, brave Polish police chasing illegal Ukrainian immigrant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enalAK2GqLs
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>>79223385
he must have gone to the toilet pretty often
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tiho kraju veslajuuu~~~
malu barku gurajuuu~~~
a ribara ruke izdaju ~~~~
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Bedposting lateposting tiredposting notgonnawakeuptomorrowposting procrastinationposting
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>>79223423
>some spirit and juice mix
>spirit
that mysterious Polish dusza eh
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>>79223473
bretty good, this one is also nice, some drunk belarussian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqhOfCoz7A
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I think the most I've ever drunk was a bottle and a half of white wine, almost a full bottle of Jack Daniels, and an amount of beers which I don't remember

I barely remember anything after the first bottle of wine besides being thrown into the back of a pickup truck by two people and being driven home

I was told the next day that I had gotten into an argument with a friend and had literally picked him up and thrown him somehow, but he didn't remember it either so I never brought it up again
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>>79223473
strongest stuff I drank was half liter of blue absynth (I think it was 75-80% alcohol) when I got into med school and my friends got into their colleges. Wasn't a great experience at all

>>79223505
watchingM*A*S*H*andeatingchipsposting
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>>79223531
Damn European bisons aka żubry and our ancient forest. I live in Eastern Poland so maybe I should visit once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_V6tWiJmM
>>79223610
Come here and drink with me bro
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>>79223661
Black absinthe is the shit. My firend brought it from spain and we drank it in high school. Didn't end well for my firend, i had to clean him up with my fathers assistance in the shower.
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>>79223610
lmao looks like drinking with you would be fun

>>79223661
that's some comfyposting right there my man
might look at mash after ending with narcos to see what it's all about
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How much per-mill of alco you guys had (confirmed by police) in your blood? I had 3.1, and i don't remember shit. First thing i remember was when police took my into "sobering cell" and then to jail lol.
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>>79223954
No idea man
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>>79223770
well I drank it troughout the night and with control, didn't pass out or anything, just vomited and felt very nauseated at the end
>green when I was in Krakow, at the schooltrip
>blue when I got in the med school
>red when I pass my exams
>black when I pass the med school
that's something of my bucket list kek

>>79223803
it's a '70 comedy series about a military hospital in Korean war, I like it personally because it has some deep thoughts about war and it's futility but also a very interesting approach to comedy. Not slapstick or shit tier comedy like seinfeld or anything. I got very attached to the characters and sice it's a hospital it's my field of interest kek

>>79223954
never caught by the police, I never drunk myself in public, this absynth shit I drank was in a private house
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>>79223954
I don't remember the amount, but I got picked up by police for jaywalking and they drove me straight to záchytka and I had to pay cca 3000 CZK for the stay
>implying that was legal
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>>79224003
>having to explain mash
is it 2030 already?
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>>79224165
it's been over 40 years since MASH came to tv, that would be half of a lifetime
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>>79224218
it's still one of the best comedy shows made to date, it shouldn't be so easily forgotten
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>>79224122
Yea,we call it "wytrzeźwiałka" or "most expensive hotel in town". Not a great experience. Had to spend a night with bums and other patologic people. And the smell was horrendous, mix of shit+vomit+sweat+old people. At least 2 days in jail were not that bad, some funny people.
There was some psycho girl in a cell next to me, she banged her hear off the wall and screemed for couple of hours untill guards gave her a shot of some sleeping drug.
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>>79222703
Hello :D Sławek went to bed, I'm takin over
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>>79224253
I agree, but some people never got to hear about it, for example, I knew about it but never really took interest in it (bc I thought it was just some old boring tv show) until it came on tv one day and I gave it a try. Boy was I not dissapointed
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>>79224284
Hello Sławek's GF, how are you? Whats your name, i'm Daniel
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>tfw clean criminal record and never stopped by a cop for anything
almost got ratted out by a drug dealer in my class when he was arrested when I was high school though
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>>79224324
Hey I'm Lidia. I'm fine, just a little drunk how are you people?
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>>79224410
>Lidia
why does that sound so right?
it's very interesting to me how some names fit to some faces
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>>79224503
I hated my name when I was younger because no one was named like this but now I like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9HijiKVvKE
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>>79224547
oh, I vaguely remember this cartoon, I watched it when I was little. One thing I remember is that I always found Lydia to be cute, dunno why
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>>79224360
Dude i have the most funny story about drugs that noone belives, but its 100% true. One day me and my 2 friends went to some forest next to a railroad station (Warszawa Wschodnia). We smoked a joint, everything is fine and dandy, but suddenly one of my friend got fucking green on his face. I look behind me, and theres a cop standing like 3m from us. "Don't touch anything, stay calm" he said, im thinking 2/3 years, maybe less. He took us to the car (we were like 18/19 at that time) and i was the only one who had his ID. He show the "stuff" to his partner whi is sleeping with his legs on the steering wheel
> Captain what is this
>Marihuana called grass sometimes
>What are we gonna do with this?
>I dunno, we're on duty
he called me behind the car
>look xxxxxx you;re a fucking moron, bums drink here, we are serching this area every few hours
gave me the rest of "grass"
>i'll give you a fine for "polluting the enviroment" and get the fuck out
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>>79224614
I love this cartoon and movie to this day.
My second name is Alice, I think I like it as much.
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>>79224657
Alice as it is or some polish version of it?
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>>79224657
Good taste, i loved both the cartoon and a movie (movie is the best tho, Michael keeton is a fucking god in this movie)
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>>79224627
wtf I thought they'll holocaust you for weed in bolan
I love poland now
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>>79224687
Alicja is the Polish version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atht5YI5ZhM
I love this game
>>79224709
True
How old are you people? Sławek will be 30 in 3 weeks, I'm 28.
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>>79224709
>>79224657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4>>79224751
Only if you're being a faggot to the police officer.
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>>79223505
sameposting
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>>79224769
20, probably the youngest of the V4 bunch kek
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>>79224627
so basically they were too fucking lazy to actually arrest you or even confiscate the weed? fucking kek
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>>79209994
>>79210036
i went
she was kissing me on the neck while i was giving her a ride home
and she had literal fucking years to see me
gud night overall 8/10
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>>79224751
I think PiS recently relaxed restrictions on medical use or something
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>>79224769
i'm 33
>>79224827
yea pretty much
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>>79224821
Enjoy, I wish I was 20 again
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>>79224769
22
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>>79224879
>i'm 33
like Jesus
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>>79224910
does that mean he's getting nailed soon
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>>79224910
are you saying i don't have much time left?
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>>79224769
21

>>79224959
day of the hammer is coming
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>>79224954
I hope not
>>79224959
You are a son of God my brother, you will live forever
>>
>>79224859
nice going archimedes
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>>79224988
I never asked for that...
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>>79224959
good lord różal looks like the perfect subhuman
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>>79225109
No way...
>>
Hey g*eek subhuman, what is wrong with you, why are you here and not in your friends bed right now? Are you gay like every g*eek?
>>
>>79225274
I mean, "greek sex" is a synonym for anal sex here so.... i gues you are
>>
>>79225274
:^)
>>
i want to be a pirate so much ;_;
>>
>>79225361
https://thepiratebay.org/
ARRRRRR
>>
>>79225361
just do it
>>
>>79225361
buy a fishing boat and drive over the border to Germany and hire some Somali crewmen
>>
>>79225361
or just listen to this and you're gonna turn into pirate in no time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZUN6-JwwMA
>>
>>79225361
>>79225418
>>
Question to everyone
If you had a choice, would you rather be:
a) a Pirate
b) A templar/inquisitor
c) A jannisary
d) a samurai
>>
>>79225576
i'd rather be dead
>>
>>79224769
similar to you
>>79224859
nice, good thing you went :)
>>79225576
e) Indiana Jones with boobs
>>
>>79225626
thats, what i expected from a g*eek. Eighter that or a Pan boytoy
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>>79225626
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>>79225643
i don't wanna spam but goodn choice!
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>>79225576
none of the above
cowboy

but of the available choices probably pirate because the others don't afford you any sort of freedom
>>
>>79225723
>Lara Croft
yeah, pretty much what I meant, for some reason I only watched one movie
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>>79225737
sure, i expected that
>>
>>79225737
>wishis granted
>you become a pirate
>sail immediately
>get scruvy
>starve
>dehydrate
>lose your eye
>lose your leg in a raid
>lose your liver to rotgut
arrr
>>
>>79225765
>wish isn't granted
>live until dying at 80 of alzheimers or something after an extremely boring life with NO buried treasure
>>
All slowvaks and chechs are asleep (weebs) so noone chose a samurai, and bergay is prepping the bull so noone chose janisary. I guess i'll chose a templar, not because i like them (Poland vs teutonic order that became Prussia and fucked us all forever) but because it's the only right choice.
>>
*steals your ship and fucks your woman*

niente personale capretto
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wtf is up with chicks on tinder and feet
can't complain τbh
>>
seems like Lidia is having a fun night tonight, kek
>>
>>79226005
I sure do
I usually post on Krautchan but since Sławek is sleeping I'm having fun on 4chan tonight
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>>79226070
>4chan
>fun
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>>79226070
>>
>>79226070
just one thing, my name only must be said on /v4/ threads pls, I don't trust other anons
>>79226096
it can be fun when you're not here everyday
>>
>>79226130
having to get stitches on the top of my forehead without anesthesia was more fun T B H
>>
>>79226202
well, I see you posting here everyday so it can't be that bad :D
>>
>>79226130
Oh alright, sorry.
>>
>>79226237
no worries, I don't think anyone is paying attention to my name in that thread anyway, lel
>>
>>79226202
>stitches on the top of my forehead without anesthesia was more fun T B H
literally the first time I was stitching (before I've done it only on an old rubber model) was on a korean man that bumped his head on something sharp and he didn't speak a single word of polish nor english.
We couldn't establish whether he's allergic to anaesthetics and the translator was stuck in a traffic jam so I was told to sew him up raw.

8 stitches and a shaved head around the wound kek.
>>
>>79226440
i was cut by an elbow and the venue doctor didn't have any anaesthetic with him topkek
didn't hurt, not a lot of meat there thankfully
shin stitches some years back hurt like a bitch

>korean
it's already established that asians have no soul
>>
>>79226530
I'm still to figure what the fuck was a korean construction worker doing on a housing project in Poland.
>>
>>79226567
organ harvesting probably
>>
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>>79219662
figurines > paintings

Also please stop appropriating my city's cultural heritage without permission. Permissions can be bought in the local pawnshop. Thank you for your compliance. Mazel tov!
>t. mecca of Jewish mages
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>>79226670
these are so cute, I want one ;_;
>>
>>79219662
>>79226670
Jew here. Can any of you retarded poles explain why this is a tradition? I kind of like it.
>>
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>>79220901
>I'm the ''your honest opinion on Argentina and Argentines'' poster
NO WAY
>>
>>79226784
Dunno lol
>>
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>>79226815
it's true
>>
>>79226784
well they had to make up for that auswitch thingy somehow
>>
>>79223473
Tbh I've never met anyone who would actually drink spirytus, I keep this shit in my house only for cleaning wounds
>>
>>79226912
it's good for toothache
>>
>>79227091
when I had stomach ache as a kid my gran just gave me a shot of spirytus and told me to go to sleep
>>
>>79226784
Nobody really knows.
Maybe it's because of the Black Plague, maybe because of the haggling memes, maybe because of Hassidism and other esoteric branches of Judaism in PLC, or maybe just for shits and giggles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8laMm-YyLY
>>
who up
>>
>>79227639
no one
>>
>>79227639
your mom XDDDD
>>
>>79227705
suspicious
>>79227760
XDDD
>>
>>79227639
i am woke
>>
>>79227965
Hitler's plan was white extinction
He started WW2 to lose, so that g*rmans will live with guilt and elect Merkel
>>
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>>79227999
>999
>>
>>79227999
trips of truth, even if you're using a script
>>
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I'm in Florida, and the rain and thunder have just began. Please pray that my family and I survive this V4 senpai.
>>
>>79228849
I'm sorry anon, are you at home now or in some kind of refuge?, why didn't you gtfo from there?
>>
>>79228849
RIP
>>
>>79228910
At home, the are I stay in is supposedly gonna get a lighter hit, but it's still a category 5 hurricane, and I just realized that we are basically an overgrown sand dune that has been under water for most of its existence, so why shouldn't we get completely flooded again.
>>
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>>79229021
do you have some water and food reserves for the next days?, I've been told that even after a cat 3 hurricane you can stay days without light and water, is your house made from wood?
>>
>>79229142
of*
>>
rip floridanon
>>
>>79229142
the house isn't wooden, it's a typical local architecture. We have stock on water and food that doesn't go bad easily.
>>
>>79229607
ok then, stay strong anon
>>
yes i am woke
>>
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wake up dummies
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wake up dummies
>>
Dobré ráno
>>
>>79225576
Inquisitor
>>
>>79225576
samurai-inquisitor-pirate
>>
dick
>>
>>79225576
space cowboy
>>
>>79225576
Space pirate please.
>>
>>79233786
space inquisitor
space pirates, fear me!
>>
"Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine" is for free on Steam.
>>
>>79233919
walking dead season 1 is free on hb
>>
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why no one ever made a DUNE RTS
i want to kill kuffar in space
>>
>>79233986
i mean after DOS
dune is basically father of all rts
>>
>>79234002
dune 2k was for windows
>>
>RTS is dead
>MMORPGs are dead
what the fug im supposd to do with my life
been playing master of orion for a week now
stellaris sucks
civ v beyond earth is ok but boring ass fuk
galciv 3 is boring
endless space 2 is too complex and buggy
>>
>>79234076
learn something, ya useless tit
>>
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>>79234076
it seems like you like space themed vidya, have you tried FTL?
>>
Ride the highway west, baby
>>
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>>79234076
Soon
>>
The west
is the best
>>
>>79233919
that game is fun but you need to play it with couple or few other people
>>
>>79234257
well, it's free, tell everyone you know
in the worst case, you could ask anons here in v4, they've been known to play vidya together in the past
>>
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>>79234166
fiinished many times its pretty gut 5/5 but literally rng simulator you either get lucky or you lose
>>79234199
aoe is shit after aoe 2
even HD was shit
>>
>>79234347
pour your money into star citizen, maybe?
>>
>>79233986
>dune
>dune2k
>emperor

>>79234076
Play JA2 1.13 if you haven't, if not, reinstall and play again.
>>
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i will just play this again
>>
>tfw no asian gf
>>
>>79234438
play fps, they say PUBG is """""fun"""""
>>
>>79234199
>no gameplay shown at all
>probably a windows 10 exclusive
meh
>>
>>79234636
>PUBG
>not calling it plunkbat
>>
>>79234699
i am not playing any games for a month now, i lost all my gaming drive for some reason lately.
>>
>>79234076
roll20
>>
i am awake
>>
>>79234800
he is woke guys holy shit.
>>
>>79234710
I haven't played the game, I just *know* it is to be called plunkbat
>>
>>79229021
I heard that category 5 hurricanes are as deadly as socialism... Man good luck out there I will pray for you
>>
what is more likely

a) whole world unitng and nuking muslims

b) wh*Te dogs die slowly to muslim BULLs
>>
>three old whore neighbours smoking under my window
>one of them stays there all day long, anytime I want fresh air I get cigarette smoke
bloody fucking junkies, I'm glad I don't have a grenade, fucking panelák life
>>
>>79235487
pour a bucket of water on them
>>
>>79235487
pee on them
>>
>>79235487
In our local sídlák, those old babušky always complain that we piss on the spots where they gather for cigaretes, maybe you should try that.
>>
>>79235551
>>79235566
and have them fling shit at my door? These old cunts are capable of anything
>>
>>79235584
problem is the spot is right at the entrance, so pretty much everyone would complain, not to mention I don't really fancy pissing at the most frequented spot of the street, either in broad daylight or under the brightest lamp at night
>>
>>79235614
piss into an empty bottle in your flat and then pour it onto the spot where they gather
>>
>>79235587
all you have to do is to be capable of anything too if you dont like something fight to change that you faggot
>>
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>>79235487
>>79235584
>panelál
>sídlák
>babušky
>>
>>79235587
>>79235614
eh I wouldnt have said to put a rotten egg or something in some hidden spot so that it smells bad af but they wont know where the smell is coming from exactly but since it's main entrance idk, gotta be something more creative
>>
>>79235677
maybe killing a rat or another small animal and then hiding it in some crack so it decomposes slowly and smells everything up
>>
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>citycucks
>>
>>79219662
I don't personally have one but I know of people that do
they're creepy t.bh
>>
>>79235614
Nobody will know its you if you piss there at midnight. We didn't piss there in middle of the day either
>>
>>79235725
or killing one of them then hiding the body to decompose somewhere nearby and leave a pack of cigarettes in mouth with one of them advertisements saying smoking kills
>>
>>79235650
but I'm a man of peace, I want them to piss off without having to lift a finger
>>79235677
maybe I should toss a burning tyre at them whenever they smoke there
>>79235725
there are no cracks though, they sit at a bench far from anything I could hide something into, besides, they're devoid of sense of smell after all those decades of drug abuse, in the end I'd have to smell it myself
>>79235762
this one's good though
>>
>>79235762
lmao
>>79235780
fair point
>>
>>79235755
security cameras will, our sídlisko is utterly british in this matter, we have cameras on top of each panelák and one in our entrance and hallway as well
>>
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>>79235780
>but I'm a man of peace
>>
>>79235780
I know how you're feeling though, I am living in a degenerate 2 floor dorm type commieblock and next to me lives some chad, probably a criminal who invites some of his buddies and they just smoke in hall, just outside entrance of their flat at night even though there is a sign for no smoking. but since whole apartment is just alcoholics and gypsies no one cares or controls it. they also smear walls with smoky fingers or idk what it is but all over the wall there are black finger prints like they just dragged them to paint trails or something and I dont think its even possible to clean anymore.
>>
>>79235856
what a bunch of assholes
>>
>>79235878
just complete degenerates.

one day I was going to work in the morning and I unlocked the door, then pushed it to open. i felt something blocking the way so I pushed harder and when I went out there was a drunk degenerate who lives nextdoor, in front of me, just sitting drunk on the hall floor and I had to push him together with door just so I can pass. his things from pockets were scattered all over the place, he probably slept there as well, where people are walking. disgusting shit.
>>
>>79235957
I once heard a doorbell, I opened the door and a drunk guy fell on me and we both ended up on the floor, I had to drag him out.
>>
>>79236144
something similar almost happened to me around a week ago, I heard a knock on the door and thought someone was looking for me because I have no doorbell but I stood by the door for a few seconds, not unlocking it yet, and realized it was just a drunk guy who hit my door by accident because he couldnt walk straight, then I just heard some "blyat" in the distance as he struggled to walk outside.
>>
>>79235856
my gypsy neighbours like to smoke in their flat, but they don't want to suffocate, so they open their doors to the hallway to ventilate
floor is usually littered with spit or fags to their doors

police visits used to be frequent too, back when they still did piko
>>
>>79236204
>[muffled blyad in the distance]
kek
>>
>>79236218
gypsies in my commieblock live on second floor and when I go to the entrance inside yard, their windows are facing there. they have one of those "protection" or "muscle" dogs (not pitbull but something else) and they literally leave window open and it's standing/sitting there all day barking on everyone who enters the building or passes. exactly like picrel except much bigger and angrier dog. at least it wont jump down from 2nd floor, if it was 1st one I wouldn't be able to even pass it.
>>
>>79236339
I'm glad ours don't have fighting dogs, otherwise I'd seriously consider buying a gun which is something I really don't want to have to do
>>
>>79236633
I've considered it myself and will probably have to at some point because it's becoming more common to get randomly attacked or/and mugged at evenings. A gun itself wouldn't be THAT expensive, a simple pistol for ~400 € but getting a licence is a beaurocratic mess. Need multiple medical forms which take weeks to get and you also have to have a safe in your living place, permanently attached to a wall or floor, then you have to call an officer from police station to come to your place and confirm that you have it properly.
>>
>>79236743
there are gas pistols spraying incapacitating gas, you don't need a permit for these i think and they cost like 1/5 of what you described
>>
>>79236743
well, the bureaucracy is there for a good reason (even though saying this will probably attract some burgers and/or pepiks who'll disagree and cry about muh freedoms), but gas pistols, as >>79236788 says, are also an option.

against people, that is. Against dogs, not so much.
>>
>>79236788
>>79236848
eh I guess that's an option but I'd rather have something that can lethally wound multiple people quickly. I mean, if a gypsy attacks me and I just incapacitate him or even to the point where police takes him, 10 more are gonna come after me just by going down a floor and kicking down my door. and yeah especially if they use dogs.
>>
Mole guy from yesterday here. I went to dermatologist this morning, and they will cut out the one on my chest (the second one on the belly is fine), but she doesn't think it's dangerous.
>>
Listening to official Italy/CZ PMs joint press conference.
Czech sounds cute, CUTE!
>>
>>79237144
they usually cut those that get rubbed by clothing, even if they're harmless
>>
>>79237144
exactly as I thought
see everything turned out alright
>>
>>79237169
Good, that is the point of our existence, to sound cute to other people
>>
>went to get haircut on lunch break
>come back
>a worker from press was celebrating her 50th birthday
>bottle on table
>immediately get told to grab a shot glass and do the thing because I'm even late
>tastes really good
pretty good desu
>>
>>79238148
The female intepreter's Italian sounded cute too
She kept saying the equivalent of "reFUgees"
Also
>Italian PM starts speaking
>second sentence is like "historical ties blah blah let's just think of all the similarities between Rome and Prague"
Ah yes, so many similarities such as?
>>
>>79237169
Sobotka's English is even cuter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K13njP5RdXw
>>
>>79238230
Big tourists trap full of smelly people?
>>
>>79238262
Kek the subtitles
>>
>>79238459
>>79238459
>>79238459
new fred
>>
>>79222219
>>79222707
Niggera we have a political party composed of young people that mostly thinks V4 is our main priority! Just google them
>>
>>79220852
own géef?
>>
>>79235654
czech/slovak sometimes is like a baby's first time trying to pronounce hungarian words
>>
Croutonians
>>
Hungary is like first time trying not to be overtaken by ottoman xD
>>
>>79238291
Good point I guess
>>
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>be Jew
>don't be rich
>don't get an Illuminati membership because you're not rich
>can't move to the US or Israel because you're not Illuminati
>>
>>79222264
>>79222487

My grandfather fight on the eastern front then the war start, was captured by russians and then escaped just to be captured by germans. He was always saying that wehrmacht was just an army, meanwhile red army was bunch of monkey and he hated russians deeply.
>>
>>79241841
Stop posting on page 11, it's creepy
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