/carib/

Read the speech of Willie guys?

Irma is gonna take the floridian penis up her ass

Everyone in florida doesnt matter where just evacuate

>>79214978
Only if the Sint-Maartenaren come here to ask for help

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RIP to all the lost crabmen of this general

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>>79214978
>Pray
Reminder that God hates Caribbean niggers

>>79216085
God is a Trini

>>79216238
I wouldn't think about Nicki Minaj like that but to each their own

>>79216238
God is a Trans

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NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING,

>>79216745
Are you safe bro?
Seeing as how cement house got fucked too in Saint Martin you should try to find a VERY safe place

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Friendly reminder that last chance to get Turks and Caicos flag is TODAY

Sweep the flag boards day and night, flag value is going to reach unfathomable heights

>>79216745
God is making you pay for your sins

>>79216745
Where do you live? Is anywhere safer than others, or will the entire Bahamas be assraped? Anyway, stay safe my man

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nooooooooooo

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>>79217363
pfffft

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>>79216238
explains why were fucked

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>>79217363
how is it even possible not to have sudan on this board? did you just start collecting recently?

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>>79217363
>>79217493
>>79217940
¨tfw SS and ET

>>79218112
Fuck me, when did USMOI and French Southern Territories post?!

>>79218112
that's a nice template.

having slots for the impossible flags like in the template I'm using is kinda stupid, since you can only get them by cheating anyway. still, it must suck not to have the zoomed in caribbean.

>>79217363
>>79217940
lmaoing @ y'all for not having Guyana

>>79217940
>>79217493
>all that flegs
>no fawklands

Literally how

>>79218329
2014 something

I've been collecting from 2012-2014, then stopped, as I got a life

>>79217493
wait, why is your French Guyana different?

>>79218509
The template is 5-6 years old, we didn't think of zooming in back then, as we never expected to fill the maps. We only did by proxies, in the end.

>>79216238
This explains so much.

>>79218598
You mean the Falklands? My map has that.

>>79218666
It's called 4chan Flag Fixer. It fixes a lot of mistakes on the flags here, notably the blue in the French flag, updated the Tuvalu, Lesotho and Myanmar flags, among others, and gives the dependencies proper flags as well, plus much more. Download it, and download regional flags as well while you're at it.

https://github.com/flagzz
zz/4chan-Flag-Fixer

https://flaghunters.gith
ub.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/

>>79218918
I had regionals but after some time something messed up with the compatibility and I didnt bother to fix it

>>79219083
Well fix it then you lazy fuck

>>79216968
I'm in Nassau, we aren't getting the HAPPENINGS yet only the south for now and practically no one lives in those southern Islands and if people did live there they would've been smart to fly to the Capital and stay with relatives a long time ago.

>>79217117
>G*d

>>79217345
I'm in Nassau and Nassau is supposed to be "safer" because it's situated in the center so all the big waves and shit are supposed to get broken up by the outer surrounding Islands.

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Fast paced threads. Oh my.

>>79219211
Fatty

Pineapple on Pizza isn't that bad.

>>79219763
Pineapple on pizza is delicious. I don't know what people have against it tbqh.

>>79217011
>>79217363
>>79217493
>>79217940
>>79218112
This is pure autism

Lord don't leave the prince's people,
of the promised Dutch kingdom,
suffering in hate, in betrayal and in shame.
Create from the old sources, new life shall flow again.
Give us the rough forces, to rebuild with our belief, our homes and societies.
As strong as the though oaks, you will flourish our people.

>>79220523
You're one to talk, spamming the thread with apocalyptic bullshit literally 24/7

>>79220701
If it hits Miami directly, I'll buy popcorn and find several livestreams

>>79219211
>Val finally posted her feet.
Dicks out and start fapping boys!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>79220523
Just recreational autism
For pure autism study the attached file

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>>79220850
>Advanced spurdo
>sent her video clips of me clapping
>told me to not do it again

are there any places in the caribbean that are safe to live in, have possible job opportunities for westerners, and have land one can use to live a off grid lifestyle?
I've been doing research the last few months and the only places I'm aware of are Roatan, Dominica, and the Virgin Islands.

>>79221159
I hear Barbuda has plenty of empty land now, no phone service or electricity. You should go for it.

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>>79220850
>asked her to be my waifu
>said no
>said no

This is brilliant

>>79221159
The Netherlands, but we don't want Americans.
Try France

>>79221399
I'm non white but thanks to my /pol/ mindset I want to avoid America, Europe, and Australia as places to live in the future. My family is originally from the caribbean, Jamaica and Trinidad, but those islands aren't to my liking.

>>79221159
bahamas probably

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Irma projected back over to west again.

phew

>>79221159
Don't listen to this Anon >>79221595

You should go to Jamaica

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>>79219184

>Nassau

I'm surprised that its still around considering it was the capital of piracy back in the day

Is it still a shithole full of fish and seamen?

>>79219496
Not even close.

>>79220827
Unironically kill yourself.

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>running out of gas in coastal ga already
95N is a parking lot

Didn't even notice on that pic. Val is a girl, the more you know

>>79217940
yes just two weeks ago or so

>>79222246
Were you the Aruba anon I was talking beers with, two days ago?

>>79222421
>>79222483
Ye bruh. The other Aruban is male and referred to as the Captain.

>>79222246
I will unironically die of dehydration because of too much cumming if you continue to post your hot pics

>>79222685
And then you wonder why you're single.

>>79222169
Tortuga was far worse

>>79222713
>you're single
So are you

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>>79221829
>anon gets shot
>is jus a prank bro

>>79222169
port royal a best pirate town

>>79222596
I see.
How can you withstand the constant women bashing and other shit 4chan throw at people? Or weebs like the portuguese guy, I would've left this place, if I were a female

>>79222784
Being creepy has nothing to do with it though.

At least my aunt's ok, she lives in St Martin

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>>79222876
>Or weebs like the portuguese guy
I'M NOT A WEEBFAGGOT, TAKE THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't you dare call me a disgusting weebfaggot ever again

>>79216660
Kek

>>79220827
You know I completely missed this, thanks man

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>>79222876
Don't take it to heart. Shield yourself with at least 10 layers of irony. Besides, the THICC threads on /fit/ give me life.

>>79223111
I don't take anything on here seriously, I, unfortunately, grew up with this place, so I'm used to it, but being a CIS white male, I never get thrown shit at me, unless I express my liberal values. Just thinking it must be hard hearing shit about yourself all day

>>79223204
Who cares m8. It's all memes.

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>>79222169
"Piracy expelled, commerce restored" - Woods Rogers.

>Is it still a shithole full of fish and seamen?
Yes, fish, seamen, violence, stealing and rum drinking is culture that was passed down through the years.

PR bro....if you're here say something

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>>79223204
>my liberal values
Oh great a fucking cuck....
>women bashing
More like women idolizing, we are not faggots.

Fagots and leftist cucks are not welcome here

Well lads, it seems Grand T*rk will be the next island to get BTFO

>>79222327
man I can imagine, I-95 has to be hellll

>>79223049
shut up, fatass

>>79223370
>Fagots and leftist cucks are not welcome here
But they are here, and you can do nothing about it.

only thrash impotently in selected threads, which is kind of sad

I just got back in contact with people from PR, their power is coming back and damage doesn't seem so terrible. PR got the good end of this and are mostly fine.

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>>79223422
>Grand T*rk will be the next island to get BTFO

Good

>they evacuated the smaller cays but there are still always those two stupid fucks who want to stay alone on the island forcing law enforcement to stay with them

Why?

>>79223204
How good is your English? Also, how long have you been speaking it

>>79223204
You are the Somali emigrant, you don't fool anyone

>>79223558
We need Somali immigrants to fuck our women

>>79223493
It's more of a hobby

>>79223233
True my friend

>>79223517
I would say my English is pretty good, we are taught English at age 9 and our TV shows/movies aren't dubbed, so we're exposed to English media with Danish subtitles constantly. I've learned most of my English online though, through games, forums and such. My spoken English isn't that good, due to the horrible Danish accent and never using it, but it gets arguably better after 5 beers, due to higher confidence, I suppose.

>>79223652
Post Dansk accent.

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>>79223558
I'm white as fuck m8

>>79223652
Hmmm, I thought you were memeing about expressing your liberal views but I guess I'll give you the benefit of the doubt

>>79223757
Aayyylmao

>>79223717
>Dansk accent.
This

>>79223757
>Black chest hair

>>79223757
I serious hope that is not you.
I'm going to hide that post now

>>79223717
>>79223798
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUKDIHrtAG

>>79216085
Show me your boipucci or else I'll take your junie cakes boy.

>>79223757
You do realize that Portufreak is gonna make a grindr account with that pic right?

>>79223204
>liberal values
Lmao

>>79224002
Who cares, my face isn't visible and if boys want to jerk off to my chesthair, so be it lol

>>79224002
>implying that pic didn't come from his own Grindr account

>>79223931
It's not indecipherable. Quite pleasant actually.

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>T*rks and Caicos being consumed

RIP

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>>79224161
It's all about tinder mate, I'm taking your American women :'^

>>79224002
>junie cakes
I had to google this word, what a faggot you are James, hope some hurricane take you soon to hell

>>79224237
Does her hobby include netflix and pizza? Nice taking advantage of dumb basic bitch americunts though, the dating scene on Aruba is Godawful.

>>79224312
Post that boipucci NOW you dumb faggot.

>>79223757
Anon I...

>>79224314
Can imagine, my city is 3 times as big as your country, population wise

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>>79224314
Yeah, we've heard about the dating scene in Aruba.

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>>79224405
Nothing but couples and elderly people coming in here and the occasional single lady who immediately gets bombarded with attention by the desperate males here because the dick to pussy ratio is about 4 to 1. Basically prison with a beach. PRISON WITH A BEACH AAAAAAAAA.

>>79224415
She got killed by a Dutchman though, an Aruban would have just pump and dumped and then left.

>>79224187
Holy fuck it just eats them alive

>>79224095
you call that chest hair?

>>79224187
Can someone tell me how broad the eyewall is

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>>79224187

My turn soon. Gonna blast Bolero while she approaches over the next couple days.

Btw all spaghetti models show irma going west so the people who doubted that shit, here's your answer

The us of a's little weiner will get even smaller and it's all thanks to global warming

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>>79224747
It's as big as ur mum's fat punani

>>79224747
5 seconds on google tells me the eye is currently about 30 miles across.

>>79224838
Is that wide enough to demolish those tiny islands like Irma did to Barbuda?

>>79224832
kek

fak u /int/ i just want to talk hurricanes because we don't get any here

>>79225029
That's a good thing, Henk.

>>79224901
Well it's not the size of the eye that matters, it's the intensity of the eyewall. Inside the eye is actually very calm. One of the reasons the death toll in Barbuda is so low was people were able to run to sturdier buildings while the eye was over them.

But the winds are most intense at the eyewall, and being inside the eye means you're going to pass through the eyewall twice. That's when things get fucked up.

I think the eyewall had about 180-185 mph sustained winds. Currently it's about 175 mph sustained.

>>79225029
You'd probably drown if you had a hurricane.

>>79224494
just find a trap m8

HURRICANE IRMA – UPDATE 1
BRIDGETOWN, Barbados (7 Sept, 2017) – Hurricane Irma has had a major impact on a number of Caribbean countries in the northern Leeward Islands and the norther Caribbean and continues to threaten several more.
Following is an update regarding Irma’s impact as well as steps being taken by countries still in the hurricane’s projected path:
Antigua and Barbuda

Antigua was spared Irma’s brunt, but it passed over the island of Barbuda. Antigua’s V.C. Bird International Airport reopened in the afternoon of 6 September to flights into and out of the country.
The government reported no loss of life on Antigua and the local population and all visitors to the island are safe. Most residential, business and hotel properties in Antigua remain largely unscathed and already the main roads have been cleared of debris.
However, Barbuda suffered extensive damage, with prime minister Gaston Browne reporting one death and damage to infrastructure, downed utility poles and cell towers.

>>79225188
Anguilla

A complete assessment is still underway, however, the latest assessment reports indicate that critical infrastructure, such as the hospital, airport, fire station, police station, government buildings and utilities received moderate to severe damage. Repair and road clearance crews are working diligently in efforts to restore conditions to pre-Irma status, and as the clean-up begins the full extent of the damage is being revealed.
The government is reporting there was one confirmed fatality.
The British government has deployed three humanitarian aid experts from the UK to assist with needs assessments and coordination.
The British naval ship Royal Fleet Auxiliary Mounts Bay has arrived on island, with 40 Royal Marines and Army engineers on board. The ship carries a range of equipment to support humanitarian responses including vehicles, tents and facilities to purify water. Hundreds of troops and the Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean to its overseas islands.
The Islands of The Bahamas

As Hurricane Irma make its way towards The Islands of The Bahamas, the Bahamas Ministry of Tourism reported that the Lynden Pindling International Airport in New Providence, as well as airports in Inagua, Ragged Island, Acklins, Crooked Island, Mayaguna, Long Island, Rum Cay, Exuma & the Cays, San Salvador, Cat Island and Eleuthera are closing at sunset on Thursday, Sept. 7.
On Friday, Sept. 8, the following airports will close at varying times throughout the day: Andros, Congo Town & Mangrove Cay (11 a.m. closure); Grand Bahama (noon closure); Andros, Fresh Creek and San Andros (4 p.m. closure); The Abacos, Berry Islands and Bimini (sunset closure).
British Virgin Islands

The British Virgin Islands took a direct hit from Hurricane Irma. The full extent of the damage is still being determined, but cars, trees, homes and boats have reportedly been destroyed.

>>79225246
The tourist board is reporting that most communications remain down, including mobile phone service and internet access.
The Government has begun to coordinate humanitarian relief efforts and an initial clean-up operation. The British government is sending hundreds of troops and the Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean to its overseas islands affected by Hurricane Irma.
Cuba

The Cuban civil defense agency is preparing people on the northern coast of Cuba's eastern provinces. Santiago province has opened 125 evacuation centres that can hold 38,000 people. Civil Defense representative Odesa Fuentes said the centres will remain open for the duration of the storm’s passage on Friday, Sept. 8.

Dominican Republic

It has been reported that Irma’s strong winds and torrential rains affected the Dominican Republic on Thursday, Sept. 7, damaging homes on the north coast of the country. There are no immediate reports of deaths and information is still being gathered.
Haiti

The Haitian government called for all institutions, public and private, including banks and stores, to be shut down from noon on Sept. 7 until further notice. President Jovenel Moïse said his cabinet spent a week preparing for the hurricane and the police are working with local officials to evacuate people from the most vulnerable areas.
Puerto Rico

On Thursday morning, Sept. 7, Puerto Rico Gov. Ricardo Rossello reported that more than one million people in the country are without power and that crews are investigating and until they know the extent of the damage, "it will be difficult to estimate how long the power outage will last." Rossello added that ports on the island are still closed, and it's unclear when commercial flights will resume.

>>79223493
Because 'something something, jesus will protect us as long as we pray realllll hard, blah blah blah'

>>79225409
>Because 'something something, jesus will protect us as long as we pray realllll hard, blah blah blah'

Essential listening
http://streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

>>79225335
St. Kitts

The eye of Hurricane Irma passed to the north of St. Kitts & Nevis and the Federation sustained minimal damage overall. Hotels are reporting no structural damage and all visitors are safe and accounted for. St. Kitts’ Robert L. Bradshaw International Airport reopened today at noon.
The St. Kitts Tourism Authority is reporting that the islands' tourism providers are in the process of reopening, and hotels are returning to business as usual. Restaurants, attractions and shops, including the popular retail outlets at Port Zante are now open, with The Carnival Fascination confirmed to visit St. Kitts tomorrow as planned.
Nevis

The Vance W. Amory International Airport is open. Electricity has been restored across the island and hotels are reporting minimal structural damage, with beach and debris clean-up under way.
The Four Seasons Resort Nevis reports that the resort is in fine shape and all areas are generally dry. Hermitage Inn, too, is reporting just general debris and no structural damage. The Great House and cottages at Nisbet Plantation Beach Club are in excellent condition however there was damage to the Sea Breeze Beach Bar, the decking and the beach.
St. Barthelemy

It has been reported that St. Barth’s was heavily impacted by Hurricane Irma which destroyed government buildings and badly damaged private homes and resorts including The Eden Rock Hotel. There is flooding throughout the destination. The French government is sending people and supplies to the country to assist with recovery efforts.

>>79225469
St. Maarten (Dutch) / St. Martin (French)

It has been reported that much of the dual-island nation has suffered significant damage, with hotels, government offices, homes and smaller buildings badly damaged on both the Dutch and French sides of the island.
Princess Juliana International Airport suffered extensive damage to the roof and building, but the authorities are working on clearing the runway.
Damage is reported to the dock and seafront areas.
Speaking of the former Dutch Colony of St. Maarten, Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte said there is "widescale destruction of infrastructure, houses and businesses. There is no power, gasoline or running water.”
Sonesta Hotels has reported major damage to all three of its resorts and Oyster Bay Beach Resort has also reported extensive damage. All guests are safe and are currently in on-property ‘safe areas’ at the resorts. All further reservations from now through the end of 2017 will be cancelled.
The Westin Dawn Beach also suffered significant damage, so too the Beach Plaza, while Hotel Mercure suffered some damage.
Both the French and Dutch governments are sending people to the country along with supplies and vital aid.
Four people have been confirmed dead and 50 injured in St. Martin while one death is confirmed in St. Maarten.

REST IN PEPPERONIS SEAKANGZ

>>79225529
United States Virgin Islands

The U.S. Virgin Islands governor Kenneth Mapp reported Hurricane Irma significantly damaged St. Thomas and St. John. Fire and police stations collapsed and the main hospital in St. Thomas sustained heavy damage. Authorities are distributing emergency food and water, and other supplies, and evacuating hospital patients to Puerto Rico and elsewhere. A curfew remains in effect, including about 5,000 tourists.
In St. Thomas, Windward Passage will be closed for six months due to Hurricane Irma, while

Sugar Bay Resort & Spa sustained significant property damage, forcing its closure through December 31, 2017.
On St. Croix, the Buccaneer remains open for business, but reports that there may be some limitation of services over the next few days.
Turks and Caicos Islands

A hurricane warning is in effect for the Turks & Caicos Islands and residents have been advised to complete all preparations and evacuations in potential flood zones.


sorry about the bad formatting

>>79225188
>>79225246
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>>79225529
>>79225560
thank you dominicabro

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>>79225560
>A hurricane warning is in effect for the Turks & Caicos Islands

That's one way of putting it

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Sorry lads.

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This shit is supposed to go west and up the Florida Strait, why isn't it turning now?

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>>79226168
We got like two days until it turns

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>>79226231
It was nice knowing you all.

RIP Carib

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>haven't had electricity for nearly 36 hours
Sometimes I hate living in PR.

Bahamas Stronk

>>79226658
Is it battering you directly right now?

>>79226658
be safe mayne

>>79226682
Nope were still in the foreplay stage with Irma, she's taking her time.

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>>79226771
I've still got a couple days to go myself. They say she'll hit eastern coastal Florida by Sunday.
Don't die.

>>79226231
>eventually ends up in Indiana
Huh. I'll livestream it for you Carib bros.

>>79226859
I shan't Ameribro

>>79222169
>Is it still a shithole full of fish and seamen?

Yup just like ur mum

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>tfw 58 feet above sea level
>tfw ridge north of me parallel to the coast thats 68 feet above sea level
>a storm surge from the south likely wont affect me
>storm surge from the north and east will swallow those north of the ridge
>mfw

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>>79228219

Any news from Turks and Caicos?

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>>79229985
This is from grand Turk

crab is officially asleep

>>79231642
Yis

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>no signs of life from Barbuda

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Watching the Irma snapchat map. I'm convinced more than ever that Dominicans are retarded. How many ways can you misspell IRMA? It's only four letters, jesus.

>>79232801
barbuda is fine. they lost all buildings, but there was only one death.

Mexico is the new cool kid

>>79234152
came to say this lol

>dumb islands want nothing to do with the kingdom
>suddenly they want help
get fucked

>>79237687
Fuck off kankermongool. I waved when the king visited. I did my part.

>>79238367
Okay you are all right.

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>>79238367
>>79238430
>Having a King in 2017
>Not having egalitarian values and letting a Queen be your monarch

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>>79238532
Willem Alexander is a good lad.

>>79238430
I'll eat stroopwafels too. For your peace of mind.

Pray so their gas dont run low and their speeds are higher.

>>79238628
Probably.
Our Prince Consort, the man on the left, recently went on a bashing spree in the summer. He said that his wife(the Queen) didn't respect him and he should be treated like a King and it was a mistake that he wasn't named King, when he married her.

Two days ago they found out he has dementia, which explains his behaviour.

>>79238870
Huh. Made for some trash tabloid fodder, I reckon. Poor bastard.

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>>79239311
It did, unfortunately. He's always been a bit of joke, because he's a fat French wine loving bastard, with a wine chateau in France.
He's always been far from the humble Danish mindset, so there's always been some resentment, hence why the tabloid papers went amok

>>79239450
>wine loving
It shows.

Are you a humble Dane as well?

Islands that no longer exist:
Barbuda
Turks

Press F to pay respects

>>79239768
Are you guys okay in the Bahamas? NZ stands with our island friends.

>>79239768
So it's Antigua and Caicos now?

>>79239815
Hasn't arrived yet, I'm anticipating a chair or two to blow away

>>79239844
Correct

>>79238532
she's fugly

>>79239450
holy shit what a fatass

>>79239844
Antigua and what's left of Barbuda
T*rks BTFO and Caicos

>>79239640
I would say that I am. We're brought up with a humble attitude that dictates that you, alone, are not better anyone else, especially the combined community.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

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>>79216238
pic related

in Trinidad storm season is literally buying a pack of D size batteries and a case of blue waters

lots of people collecting stuff to send out, hopefully they could get the coast guard and air guard to deliver.

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Autumn makes med want to kill myself, it's depressing as fuck.
It's been like this for 3 consecutive days, and it'll probably last one more weekend, before we'll get 1-2 days of sun and then repeat.
Winter follows which is even more depressing with temperatures below zero and only sunlight for 8-10 hours a day, usually hidden by clouds

Lets go boys

>>79238532
Elizabeth is our queen

Fuck
Mexico got slammed by a 8.1 Earthquakes

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The king is going to the Caribbean to personally get informed about the situation in the Dutch carib.
"Situation is very dire in Sint Maarten."
He's going to Curaçao because he doesn't want to 'be in the way' in Sint Maarten.
SO NOBLE
CLAP CLAP CLAP
THE HERO WE NEED BUT DO NOT DESERVE

>>79241858
>Go to carib to show support
>Go to a non affected area

Is your King retarded

>>79241858
Why doesn't France and the Dutchs work together on this one?

>>79240353
Yeah, we don't have that here.

>>79241858
That fucking flag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79241858
Lang leve de Koning

>>79241975
Don't talk shit about our monarch you Danish cookie eating faggot

>>79241978
Cause the French smell

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News from St Martin from my regional news

Armed bands were attacking the few house not destroyed and were stealing everything, fortunately the enforcement from Guadeloupe stopped those cunts

I swear some people are soulless

>>79242586
Also apparently they were screaming "WHITE GET OUT"

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>>79242553
>>79242586
>>79242631

>>79242553
>Cause the French smell
i thought you said the dutch smelled like cheese

>>79242890
They do.
The French smell worse though. I can imagine both of those smelly bastards in one place would cause more damage than the actual hurricane did.

>>79240490

>BPL turning off power and the wind hasn't even blown yet

This will be fun

/carib/ completely ded

>>79244685
It ain't

>>79241858
The whole island is in ruins, 70% of the houses aren't liveable, there is almost no telecommunication and no electricity and there are gangs roaming the cities.

Why didn't your emperor go to Hiroshima right after the atomic bombs?

>>79243736
What area do you live in?

Marathon is still on lel

Uh fellas, I'm hearing that certain areas of the french side is turning into mad max.

Looting and roving gangs.

The dutch side is relatively tame in comparison, due to the presence of the marines.

>>79245474
The jap is an expat, I think.

>>79240605
I'm actually sad that Harry will never be king desu

>>79247714
Jap is a dutchman

>>79245649
I actually work at a certain utility company :^)

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>>79243736
Mines still on *whew*

>>79238532
we used to have a 3 queens before Willem-Alexander the Great. Finally a King again.

>>79254736
damn I always forget I am a Dutchman living in Paris

Sint-Maarten is one big mess. Jewelries, gas stations, electronics stores, Apple stores (ok they deserve it) and hotels have been sacked.

Nearly no police or military presence.

>>79245474
PK is dutch, sweetie

>>79255044
They waved the white flags when the hurricane was near lmao.

>>79256837
na e banda franses si

Irma was a flop, but at least we had an earthquake in Mexico to make up for it.

Why does god hates shitskins so much?

>>79255044
Fucking hell, are those people original gang from the island or did they come from other island just to stealth shit?

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>mfw the hurricane veers away from the rest of the country, but now I gotta hear people drone on endlessly about how praying to the invisible sky daddy saved us

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News on Cuba pls.

>>79260035
Still communist.

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>>79260097
What was the damage?

>>79260215
Made by who, Irma or Communism?

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>>79260260
Portegal pls.

IRMA COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
Psussy ass storm liberal hoax

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>>79261472

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>>79261472
Ikr. Bitch ass storm is trying to blueball us

>>79261472
>>79261528
>>79262116
Don't worry, we can try again soon with Jose

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>latest projection has Irma retaining cat 5 status just before hitting Miami.

She's out for our blood, I think.

>>79259782
But it was only through God's good grace that we were spared this storm's full power, it's non believers such as yourself that cause Hurricanes to spawn to begin

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>burgers having a fit over Irma
just stay inside for two days lmao

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>>79262262
>non believers
We're only partially responsible, he mainly sends them as a reminder/punishment for the country forgetting to pray everyday, obeah and accepting gays more and more (by not killing them outright), remember?

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>Armed gangs are literally attacking the Gendarmes in Saint Martin

>>79262883
Niggers will always nigg

>>79262554
I know you're being sarcastic but someday you'll grow out of your atheist phase.
Jesus will welcome you back in to the flock.

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>Bitch ass Irma runs away to Cuba

Carry ya cunny bey

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>>79262961
I mean, yea that's true but
Your entire island got destroyed
Your house, your friend house got destroyed
People from other island are coming to help
AND there's another hurricane coming your way

Why is there first goddamn instinct is to go looting people houses and attacking the people coming to help them?

I know there's all those "Chimpout like a nig" memes and all, but holy shiit, aren't they civilized? Doesn't they have a goddamn soul?

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Is this the end of /carib/?

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>>79263136
Is in their genes and they have low IQ's you can't change that, they will never learn or think rationally, the only solution is deportation or mass extermination. Pró abortion laws will help

>>79263078
You don't go back to believing in santa claus after stopping, anon.
>>79263095
Kek, she's just on the run from jose.

>>79263336
>>>/pol/

>>79263432
More like:
https://www.gen.cam.ac.uk/

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>>79263336
anyone who treats a twingo like that should be incarcerated permanently

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Cuba getting the Irma

>>79265743
Feeling the outer edges of the Hurricane winds. Winds aren't too strong and nothing serious.

t. Nassau

Electricity is still on. Irma is still expected to turn up North to Florida. We might get some more of the Hurricane's wind, but atleast it isn't the eye

>>79262554
>obeah
Maybe that's what kept it away instead

>>79264616
Merci, twingo.

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Where's that Anon from West Florida/Tampa? He's about to eat his own words about never getting pummeled by hurricanes.

Eat shit, sincerely East Coast Florida.


(really though, don't die)

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>irma slides south
>my prediction about weekend rain is true
>its heavy af
>road near school is know for having fuck all drainage
>car has modified intake with a tube thats low
>concerned about the possibility water ingestion
ffs. sea twister needs to piss off

>>79263323
A potential Lee......We conga line of Hurricanes when?

>>79265743
Feels bad man...

>>79270721
at lest you didn't get hit directly

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>>79271877
>conga line of Hurricanes
Huricane humor are taking the thread by storm.

Any updates from Cuba and the Bahamas?

>>79271996
Bahamas are largely unaffected. Cuba's still getting battered.

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hello my pirate friends, how are you doing with hurricane irma?

>>79272882
Nearly everyone who's been affected minus us Floridians have gone off the radar.

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>>79272915
now we need yellowstone to erupt and kill us all :^)

>>79272827
>>79272882
>>79272915
>>79272954
fuck off dumb yanks

>>79273024
Eat an Abo dick

>>79214978
>>79214978
>>79214978
>>79214978

Where does this quote originate? I can't find it anywhere.

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>>79273024
our proximity to the caribbean islands makes us semi-members of this general and thus we have a mutual symbiotic relationship with them. what's your excuse for telling me to fuck off, bruceyboy?

>>79273044
>>79273047
>>79273052
unironically hope florida is crushed with the force of 1000 suns

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Who else excited for when carib slows down and we can have roti threads again?

>>79241975
Alcoholism.

>>79241978
Fuck frogs (nothing personnel).

>>79242553
The news article also mentioned the king was 'loved even more' in the Caribbean than in the mainland, you guys actually like him?

>>79242586
Agree.
The border between civilisation and anarchy is really thin.

>>79245474
Ik ben geen onderdaan.

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>>79273099
Aussies have absolutely no right to come into this general, I don't even know why you're here in the first place. Oh and by the way, I'm not from Florida.

>>79273052

Technically we are part of the Caribbean...Puerto Rico is our clay

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>>79262262
>it's non believers such as yourself that cause Hurricanes to spawn to begin
Nah man. Fidget spinners and the butterfly effect.

>>79273140
yes, this is true, so we're automatically members anyways but australia has no relationship to this general whatsoever.

>>79273140
>>79273169
ah yes hello my fellow peurto ricans

neck yourselves

>>79273247
fuck off bruce, go back to /ausnz/

>>79273270
fat yank shit

Why does /carib/ go to bed so early?

>>79273311
dumb bogan scum

>>79273373
get fucked fatso

>>79273368
why are you still alive

>>79273529
get raped by emus

>>79273556
hope irma goes deeper inland

>>79273583
in your dreams, bruce

>>79273593
ill be praying for it

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>>79273621

>>79245474
pk is an immigrant faggot

>>79273550

Irma's punk ass was too afraid of us so it swerved around and hit some spics instead

>>79274861
I have heard of no happenings yet lads

José coming for barbuda
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/09/08/us/hurricane-jose/index.html

>>79277448
Coming for the remaining 5%

>>79268066
Kek
>>79271996
Some moderate wind, some rain expected later on. We're out of the main cone so nothing too serious (hopefully).

French St. Martin is a war zone right now.

A French police arsenal has been looted after the hurricane.

Armed gangs are roaming, looting and gun shots are now heard on various parts of the island.

Rumors of anti-white violent agressions and robbery are persistent.

French authorities struggle to bring in more policemen and soldiers as a new hurricane is now closing in (Jose).

Frankly I would not want to be there right now

>>79280123
laser101.fm

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>>79280123
COLONIAL WAR
N O W

>>79280123
May Jose wipe those detritus out the face of the earth

>>79260260
kek, that was a nice one

>>79280123
Dutch side (Philipsburg) ain't safe either.

>>79280769
What do you like most about Europe?
Make a top 3.

>>79280937
bread
cheap alcohol
cheap clothes

>>79281122
Come to Denmark
Beer en masse

>>79281144
I live near Flensburg, each weekend we are beeing invaded by hordes of thirsty Danes and even by some Norwegians and Swedes.
They start drinking on the parking lots, burping, laughing, screaming in this hot-potatoe language; but the worst of them are the ones who visit wine stores, these elderly often well-suited people are the ones who are so drunk at about this time that they often even can't walk themselfes anymore.
Danes are crazy for cheap booze. I love them for that.

>>79281360
And those who don't drink bring back cheap beer/soda/wine/spirits to Denmark

We love alcohol and it's a quintessential part of our culture, it's how we socialize. I can't remember the last time I've spent time with my friends, without at least one beer.
Any respectable guy has cold beers in the fridge and any respectable girl has some cider/white wine/rose, sprumanti etc

>>79281144
nordics are expensive as fuck when it comes to alcohol, my roommate is norwegian

>>79281805
Norway and Sweden are, they have completely batshit regulatory laws, regarding alcohol. Denmark is the complete opposite.

did our islands make it

>the virginia islands
>the chad bahamas

>>79282156
No not really

>>79280123
I heard a prison got damaged allowing inmates to escape.

>>79282156
The Bahamas is doing just fine, we got spared the worst of it.

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Here she comes, she's in South Florida now.

I ain't no pussy.

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Where the fuck did Katia go?

>>79283348
Is it still going to hit though? It's more or less directly south of Miami now, is it going to turn 360 degrees and go straight upwards or what?

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Spent a few days on /carib/ read a bit about hurricanes in the Caribbean

Get this. Thanks google

>>79283766
Where do you find these wind system pictures?

>>79283855
Live wind and more worldwide. It's pretty cool.

https://earth.nullschool.net

>>79283766
The projections keep moving her westwards towards Tampa more and more. She may continue doing that or she may decide to pummel straight through. I'm on the East Coast so I should get it too bad.

>>79283348
You're gonna be fine friend

>>79284005
Meant to say shouldn't*, but yea, I should be fine.

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OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND

Don't let the thread die just because all the people are dead pls

Why are most posters in /carib/ from Europe?

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>>79288012
Because Europe gets all the 3º world scum

>>79288012
Irma killed all of the original /carib/ pisters.

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Russian news site is spreading rumors that Denmark is making a law, which will legalize animal brothels

I love Russia, they make the best memes and jokes

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>>79288012
they have overseas territories here
also everybody is welcome

>>79293887
>tfw we only have a few islands left there

reeee colonies

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>>79294105
>tfw we only have a few islands left there
maybe dont abandon your adopted children next time mum

>>79294199
>country abandons all its responsibilities in the world because they're too expensive
>focuses only on itself and europe
>my area is still the poorest in northern europe

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at least back then i could shitpost about being from a powerful country

>>79282156
Bahamas, yes mostly.
Virgin Islands, no.

/carib/ so dead, isn't anything happening, or did you all lose power?

It's been a long time since we saw a PR anon

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>A boat who was supposed to carry material in St Martin came back with American on my island to escape from Jose and the armed gangs
>There was still a fuck ton of place left in the ship to carry people but only those were allowed
>There was only 2 or 3 person from is island in the boat

http://la1ere.francetvinfo.fr/guadeloupe/ils-fuient-horreur-prix-510279.html

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>old dry cunt claims she was being followed and thats why she pulled out in front of me
>her insurance has to 'investigate' that bull even though they accepted liability
>her company required to notify her and either get a response or wait a certain period before paying
>bike fell over because the wood under the stand disintegrated
>the unaffected mirror is now broken

how shit are your insurance companies lads?