/hoa/-Horn of Africa general

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>>79206905
Somaliland will never be a country with Somalia

like how Eritrea will never be a country with Ethiopia

>>79206987
>2017
>not completely giving up

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should have waited for the Burgers to wake up, guess i'll bump through

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>>79207102
we have a constitution and an actual government.

though islam and nog behavior is holding it back.
we need colonizers

>>79207186
>we
aren't you MJ?
why are all MJs either extremely qabiiliste or completely anti-MJ?
is it because of MJ parents going full WE every time the topic is brought up?

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>>79207252
>me
>MJ
nah I'm from a minority tribe, not the big ooga boogas we're mostly fishermen
>longest coastline
>can't fish

why are the only blacks in this board somalifags and carribeans

what happened to /afr/

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>>79207490
cuz we're the most autistic, we had a few Somalia anons from time to time
like that infamous Somalibro on pol
>>79207517
its alive desu

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>walking thru fitzroy
>see habehsa qt with a BIG BLACK SUDO
>h*besha """""men""""" are actually getting cucked by the eternal dinka
>mfw

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>>79207811
Xbesha women are short and bug eyed the Xabesha can't match the tall based Cushite

Habesha women

Are fine as FUCK

>>79206905
Moar like Horn of Italy

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this is what full MJ looks like

never go full mj

>>79208876
Kek
MJ are actually not natives

>>79208849
I'm from the Anglo side

>>79208716
>>79208752
t. cuck

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>>79209043
Comeon Xabesha ladies over Xalimos any day

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Can west africans play too? It's time for the yam festival and I'm getting max comfy.

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Friendly reminder that all HOA girls belong to American cock

>>79209269
you're welcome to join in

what is a West African staple dish ?

>>79208999
tons of madow mixing

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>>79209570
>implying
a good pious horner woman would settle for a horner man

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>>79209604
they are runaway from Arabia, we should send them back

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>>79209653
Wrong they are bantu property

>>79209709
the absolute STATE of s*mali """""""men""""""""

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>>79209709
spread love not hate

Bantus make strong offsprings, I'm going to get with a cute South Eastern Bantu woman
c-cultural exchange

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>>79208849
kek

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>>79209984
ayyy Ethiopia
btw do you live in Addis Ababa ?

>>79210051
where else would I live?

>>79210136
idk probably Gondar or Mekelle

Mekelle is comfy
btw i got family in Dire Dawa

Why are horners so racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Hbb4llsbE

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>>79210425
>implying the racism doesn't go both ways
West Africans bullied me online and for no effing reason at that

Niger-Congo bullied the Nilo-Saharans and Afro-Asiatics outta South Eastern Africa never forget, so I guess its an ancient thing desu I don't care much as we all are niggers

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>>79210203
>btw i got family in Dire Dawa
of course you do, kek.
>>79210425
there's no such thing as "horners" or "habesha". both are umbrella terms used by the somalia and eritrean diaspora to bring themselves closer to us "true" ethiopians (as in habesha, primarily and tigrean to some extent)

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>>79210652
why don't you take a detour back to South Arabia

semites out
Eritrea is Afar
Tigranyas started moving to the coast recently

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>>79210585
>I don't care much as we all are niggers
>why don't you take a detour back to South Arabia
what did he mean by this?

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>>79211009
codeword niggers

I know a few who took a dna test if you're not E1b or at least T then you're not native

s-sorry i got carried away
y-you started hating

>>79210834
>back to south arabia

Fuck off we're full

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>>79211106
الجهاد ضد العرب واجب

no such thing as east africans on this site. every1 here is either a melanin deficient ape or a bantu

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>>79211481
>implying someone would larp as a Somali
i would have picked a better race desu

>>79211481
uwot8?

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Now, to you guys she looks like an Ethiopian woman but with albinism (which is true), but to me she looks like one of those really pale Italians. Do you see where I'm coming from or am I just a dumb nigga?

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>>79211551
aye-aye

>>79207490
Does it count if you're a black American of Jamaican descent?

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>>79211669
>Now, to you guys she looks like an Ethiopian woman but with albinism
nope, if anything she looks like one of those north-american thots.
>am I just a dumb nigga?
is that a rhetorical question? if not, yes.

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>>79211691
>>79211949
why are you obsessed with Somali ocs ?
thats really disturbing

>>79210950
>>79210950
>>79210950
Post lions

>>79210505

>>79209587
Not the same guy, but West Africans love their Jollof rice, among other things.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jollof_rice

What's funny is that Nigerians and Ghanaians have an intense rivalry over their versions, both claiming to have invented it and both claiming that theirs is superior.

>>79210585
Do West Africans bully Bantu people? I've seen many Nigerians get very defensive when you refer to them as Bantu.

>>79211949
y-you too

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>>79212968
looks delicious
>>79213046
idk much all i know that Bantus originate from Eastern Cameroon/Congo

>>79212968
yet another story about muffins quibbling over mundane things.
>>79211104
redeem yourself by posting boipucci. and i've no idea what "ocs" are.

American somalis is it true you pray Jummah on basketball courts?

>>79214545
We don't?

le wavin flag man is the only somali of any worth desu

https://youtu.be/8mVY30buW4Q

why are somalis so different than other africans

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When will the world recognize the Somali master race.
>>79218274
How so.

How many white women have you guys had sex with?

>>79218448
I would like to think that somalis are the masterrace if they could maybe form a functioning country

>umbrellas terms used by the somalia and eritrean diaspora to bring themselves closer to us "true" ethiopians

Meming aside all somali nationals refer to western cushites as "xabash" (habesh) the only ethnic group that's given distinction are oromos because they're seen as inferior and the afars up morth because the french sort of forced somalis and the afars to recognize each other.

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>>79218536
None really.
>>79218588
We had one and the largest economic growth in the world in the late 1970's but Carter decided to piss off instead of helping us.

>>79218693
>None
So all those blonde Swede girls in Minnesota and you have BLACKED at least one? You were literally imported to fuck white women

ayyy wassup east africans , my great grandfather married his ex-slave from sudan . what was the type of sudanese who got enslaved ? the nubians ?

>>79206905

I knew this spineless faggot wouldn't even last a year before fucking up.

Can someone take flight to Mogadishu and put a bullet in his skull.

These diaspora presidents are just as bad as the locals. Somalia is doomed to be an eternal failure.

>>79218923
Could it be they are 67IQ subhumans?

>>79218804
You're sad

>>79218830

The niolites. Southern
Sudanese people basically.

North Sudan is basically southern Egypt and Southern Sudan is their slave depot.

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>>79218923
He was literally the only choice who wasn't a madman or a corrupt bastard.
>>79218947
Richard Flynn never tested a single somali in his life as we were sorta in a civil war.
Hiding our IQ powerlevel until the Chinese takeover.

>>79218990
Are you a somaliANO living in Italy? Have you BLACKED any italian women with your BSC (big Somali cock)?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFyR4lPigV0
kek.
>>79219033
It's actually the other way around in Italy.

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>>79218947

BIX NOOD

MUH CLAN NIGGA

MUH FIGGIN ANCESTRY SENPAI

WE WUZ SULTANZ AND SHIT

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>>79219027
>tfw to intelligent for tests

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>>79219017
>niolites
Jesus fucking christ , they are so dark. No surprise that my great grandmother's genes are still going strong

>>79219151
That woman is ethopian dull stone

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>>79219163
kek
>>79219212
This is a HOA thread.

>>79209570

Top lel. That SSpot thread is legendary. I swear there are levels to autism whitebois aren't even able to comprehend.

Respond to this comment in somali

>>79219321
qabil means tribe ?

>>79219416
clan

They aren't that many tribes in HOA because tribe implies being cut off from the outside world

>>79219518
qabila is an arabic word , is somali full of ayyrap words like amazigh , persian , kurdish ...?

>>79219559
It's decently packed.
We still use some arab swearwords as well as arab names for (Halwa)

>>79219618
*food

>>79219559
After Islam Arabic terms were inserted into nearly every Cushitic language

>>79219391
waryaa waxaan uu baahanahay qof aan waso

>>79219518
Also tribe doesn't really work as a term in regards to Africa (vs inland of both type where it has a explicit and clear legal basis in law)

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>>79219391

Dhaqan celis ban ahay si fican mahku hadlikaro aafkagee aabahay.

>>79219962
Indians not inland

walaalayaal We have a huge Somali discord. hada tahay somali, meeshaan soo gal
https://discord.gg/eE9WZ7

Do white men have small
Dicks?

>>79220217
Yes. Luckily Somali bulls are there to sexually satisfy our women

>>79219002
>>79219002
>>79219002
>>79219002

>>79220605
good list sxb

t. darood

Major clan rankings:

Darod/Dir > Isaaq > Hawiye >>>>> Rahanweyn

.5 clan rankings:

Benadiri > Carab Salax > Gaalje'el > Bravanese > Bajuni > Sheekhal > Ashraaf > Muse >>>> Mahiban/Yibir >>>>>>>>> Sab Niggers


If any Somali ITT doesn't agree with this ranking they're a jareer that's need to go back to Tanzania.

Any clans I'm missing are probably irrelevant.

>>79221307
Agreed.

>>79221396

I forgot to add Tumal. We'll sandwich them in between the Midgaan and Jews.

Has anyone here ever had Siibir? It's supposedly a bitter drink

>>79220605
yibir master race reporting

step back or face the wrath of nigga jew magic

>>79221831
What is it in English?
>>79221878
Are you actually Yibir?

>>79222085
I have no idea, I just know my great grandmother used to make it and my dad can't seem to recall how to make it or what it's called

>>79222152
Are you quarter-Somali?

>>79222261
Yeah how'd you guess

>>79222607
You said grand-parents.
I assume you are part Italian as well?

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>>79222659
Jesus Christ are you sherlock Holmes or something

>>79222832
It's not surprising
Somalis only marry Italians in interracial marriages.
Is your grandfather Italian?

>>79222928
No he's Yemeni, my mother is Italian
But that's surprising I would have thought there were more marriages with Arabs

>>79223011
Oh there are.
Yemenis are more popular then every other marriage
I just meant that out of European-Somali marriages it'll almost always be Italian-Somali

Italian pussies are for Arab muslim and African cocks. My shitalian pecker can't compete with virlle African and muslim semen

wtf is Somali a soothsayer

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>>79223212

>thinks cuckbait works in an afrothread

Stick to /pol/.

>>79223414
Its true and you Know it. Somali dick+ Italian pussy=perfection

>>79223292

It's the use of deductive reasoning to make highly probable assumptions.

>>79223551
Yup.

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>>79210425

>murricans LARPing as West Africans
>claims Axum

WE WUZ NEGUS 'N SHIEET

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http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/sesostris-the-great-the-egyptian-hercules/prominent-africans-in-the-history-of-india-the-habashis-who-ruled-the-kingdoms-of-delhi-and-bengal/

I claim Habesha ancestry, gib gf now

WE

>>79209269
What do West Africans think of American blacks who say we wuz Egyptians

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>>79223841
She's mine back off fucko

>>79223841

>Jamal al-Din Yaqut was a black prince of Abbyssinia, a Habashi who became a royal courtier in the kingdom of Delhi. He was believed to be on intimate terms with the then reigning sovereign Queen Raziya (1236- 1240) the first female monarch of Delhi. He was hated on by rival Turkish Mameluke members of the ruling family of the kingdom of Delhi. He was eventually killed by those jealous rivals.

>Jamal-ud-Din Yaqut (also Jamaluddin Yakut) was an African Siddi slave-turned-nobleman who was a close confidante of Razia Sultana

>The Siddi (pronounced [sJd̪d̪iː]), also known as Siddhi, Sheedi, or Habshi, are an ethnic group inhabiting India and Pakistan. Members are descended from the Bantu peoples of the African Great Lakes region.

Request denied.

tell me about somalian girls

>>79223551
well yes, i was taking the piss walaal

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Post products of the GOAT italian woman/Somali man interracial couple

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>>79223949
depends some are cutie

Some are disgusting

But I assuming your meaning Somali women and not Somalian bantu women

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How dis make u feel somali bois?

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>>79223945
You left out the Abyssinian interlude in Bengal tho

AYO WHERE-A DA ETIOPIA WIMMIN AT

>>79223949
not yours unless you want to do an exchange :3

>>79224107
Italian woman are the sole possession of HOA men and vice versa

>>79223949

Online (Diaspora): Supreme autists
Offline (Diaspora): Either batshit crazy, or nuclear family tier
Online (Somalia): Green card thots without exception
Offline (Somalia): Extremely damaged goods, or ride or die wives of the highest order

Somali woman are extremely bi-polar, there is no middle ground. They're either great or terible, no compromise, it's either pure joy or sheer terror.

>>79224087

After looking into the first person mentioned and seeing how it didn't line up with the narrative I just dropped the entire article completely.

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Am i white?

>>79224638
proud Italian man

>>79224638

Nope. You look like a kang but I'm assuming most people assume you're hispanic.

>>79224693
That's only happend once. Most people mistake as jew

>>79224779

Kek. You're Egyptian though right?

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>>79224805
Nope. I want Egyptian GF tho

>>79224842
You're the quarter somali?

>>79224858
Nope. I am 1/8th Irish tho

>>79224638
1/latino

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>This is my greatest fear when it comes to me looking for marriage in the future. No man in his right mind would wife up a born again Xalimo like that with a past. The worst part is that they'll never be up front and 100% honest of their younger days. Your friend definitely made the right decision to dodge the bullet and I like the idea you came up with. Stories like these make me wanna brush up on my Somali and find a young Xalimo back home because this is just ridiculous.
>born again Xalimos

Holy shit.

>>79224913
grim

>>79224858
That would be me

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>no lil facetta nera gf to fuck with
Give me ONE reason to live...

Good morning /HOA/

>>79221307
Sheekhal are hawiye

>>79226837
Shiekhaal are Irir not Hawiye

>>79226921
Sheekhal are hawiye mate

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>>79226949
k but they flip alot kek

they're part Harari desu

>>79227059
A certain subclan is responsible for the flipping. The harari part comes from the fact that there were a bunch of cattle herders in Ogaden that were Sheekhal. What are you?

>>79227122
.5 assimilated into Darood

>>79227151
>.5
Worst meme. I hate qabyaalad so much. Somalia is a shithole

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>>79227213
the country would seize to exist by 2050

>>79207186
>though islam and nog behavior is holding it back.

Not really.

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>>79227318
Somalis are into salafism
salafism = backwards

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>>79206905

>tfw idk if this is a set-up by corrupt tribalist ministers/ethopian government to descredit the federal goverment or if Farmaajo is truly willing to destroy his standing by pandering and making secret deals with Ethiopia which ironically enough fucked him over by their lack of secrecy
>tfw don't know who to trust right now

What the fuck is going on.

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>>79228222
Somalia is Amisom's protectrate

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>>79206905
horny african thread?

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>>79228222
walaal join our Somali discord
https://discord.gg/2pQQbm