vivian james edition
my Thursday morning nose
sue
post slags
>>79205580
is it a nationwide company
>>79205590
were you the bender doing coke alone last night
lol
stop imageposting
>>79205590
wtf
>>79205591
*stretches eyelids at you*
>>79205591
ugly gook gremlin
>>79205615
i think so yes. I would imagine they have multiple warehouses scattered around
post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoTehhwo7Iw
friday toil soon
>>79205668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htI5dskph_k
>>79205667
can you say name
i need something to do for about 12 months
>>79205671
best get off to bed, wouldn't want to upset Mr Kimberg by showing up late
>>79205617
ethiopialad. i do coke every night
>>79205700
go on the 'heads recruitment' website see if their is any job openings where you live, the one where i am are taking people on but not sure about other places
the asmr bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRkKu3JbC6Y&feature=youtu.be
>>79205684
bangin
Realised that part of what makes Americans sound so insufferable (apart from the nasal quality) is the way they're autistically obsessed with precise enunciation. British English flows much easier and is nicer to listen to because we're very relaxed about dropping and merging sounds when we speak, whereas yanks have to clearly form each syllable separately.
Did a side by side comparison of the phrase 'alright mate' said first in a British and then in an American accent:
>British
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DOBoC4vU0T
>American
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0L2a6DluijM
>>79205762
>le degenerates are destroying western culture xD
fuck off twat
What podcasts do you lads listen to then? Any ramble lads in?
>>79205781
>>79205786
third eye status: calcified
>>79205781
Americans sound so insufferable because their smug low IQ cretins
>>79205487
OH, THE JANNY
HE MAKETH 'EM BEHAVE.
HE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL WAGE–SLAVE.
>>79205797
any cumtown man in
>>79205786
wake up sheeple
>>79205797
the virgin podcasts
>>79205797
>>79205751
mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVnF4oZgOA
>>79205781
"Hey there lehds"
>>79205781
(real, not psuedo yank southernontariospeak) canadian english doesn't have this problem
we are the masterrace
>>79205745
>Hours: 0630-1700
what the shit
is ASMR the saddest pasttime around?
>>79205824
>Hating football
The virgin post
>>79205865
no that would be videogames
>>79205797
oi deano didnt know you came on here
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
>>79205869
>listening to at least 4 podcasts about football
mate
>>79205797
>>79205824
>the virgin podcasts
Ruud
>>79205865
did the girl whisper obscure things again
>>79205865
yes
any chapo trap house man in
>>79205797
>that economist and ft thrown in to try and make you look clever
lol, bet you don't even listen to them
BADLANDS
>>79205797
Hardcore History
Uhh Yeah Dude
Hermetic Hour
Japanatron
Ascending the Tower
Myth of the 20th Century
it was supposed to be a warning
not a prophecy
>>79205797
>joe rogan
>bill burr
>HI
you have to go back
>>79205941
>He does the brainlet post
It's literally rational to hate women
Anyone who isn't a misogynist is a brainlet
henceforth, please sexualize every post you make on /brit/ thank you
Take a listen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLO9IsPasU
>i do coke every night
ethiopialad is a fucking mess
>>79205990
hate isn't rational, only love is :)
>tfw no more adam and joe show
EVERYTHING IS
brooookeenn
Need my arsehole destroyed
>>79206017
a big fat mess
I don't "really" hate anyone
why do people always jump to either extreme of love or hate? seems really autistic
>>79205806
>their
Howling
>>79205798
What confuses you?
>>79205721
i want to upset him but it will be very dangerous
>>79206045
*reserves it*
Got an email from my college saying my repeat exam results are out but when i try to login it says my pin has been disabled
brainlet hates 1 sex,
radical centrist has disdain for all sexes.
What are some of the most masterful ballbag posts? I often worry about being away from /brit/ too long in case I miss one.
>>79205797
>5 football podcasts
>4 MMA podcasts
Who the fuck has time to listen to all this crap
THE DAILY MAIL?
>>79206080
poostonia
>he makes the Banelet post
>>79206117
YEWKIP
*drives into the thread*
>>79205797
>>79206117
We're here
to keep your prices down,
to feed you to the hounds,
to the Daily Mail
>he doesn't recycle and have an electric car
hello northern chav
the nose knows
>>79205797
I Ramble
The Football Ramble and The Handsome Rambler
>>79206170
What's your voicemail say?
>>79206194
>>79206117
Since BBC3 got pulled he's basically vanished
Hey guys a little disappointed by the lack of nuclear holocausts right now desu
Gonna go Shoreditch to get a bagel and stare at qts. Anyone want anything?
>>79206260
>>79206182
nice post
>>79206193
>driving an automatic egg on wheels
>>79205668
>actually posting a good song here
That was your first mistake
>yanks work 14 hours per day
hehe oi hehe oi hehe oi
>>79206280
What kinda bagel you gonna get?
marx and genghis khan were the 2 worst people in history
prove me wrong
>>79206333
christ
>>79206327
why would you not want to share great culture with your /brit/chumdudes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv02pmzoG6M
>>79206358
Poleaboo and lickdicki
*drops mic*
>>79206358
prove me right
>>79206337
oi mate
stop it
>>79206280
A train ticket out of London and into the first world, please.
>>79205855
if you are still here.
Im doing 0800- 20-00
>>79206280
chebs gf ta
>>79206392
Without London the UK would literally be eastern Europe tier
>he doesn't use a self-driving pod
>tfw rent and bills is 125 eur a month
>tfw teach english as a foreign language two days a week
>tfw bliss
move out of england lads, i tells you
>>79206392
everything outside London is grim with a capital g
what's a JF?
Anybody into the Fate series here?
Waver x Rider best ship <3
>>79206445
communism
>>79206465
>rent
coo eight
>>79206499
shove off
>>79206501
i dont have 75k lying around for a nice 3 bed gaffe with 2000m2 of space
if i worked full time i'd be able to buy one, mortgage is like 320 eur
Good Radio:
>NTS
>Rinse
>Berlin Community Radio
>Worldwide FM
>Balamii
>Red Light Radio
>Radar
>BBC Radio 4 ;)
Dad-rock/pseud tier:
>6 Music
>Jack FM
Deano tier:
>Radio 1
>Capital
>Heart
?? this type of shit, sure there are dozens more.
Middle aged mum tier:
>Magic
>Smooth
_____________________________________
>>69275963
do not conflate 6music and jack fm
I got the eebeegeebees and I can't sit still
I miss him
Your first gf will find this deep
>>79206465
leaving the UK in a couple weeks actually but for a city with flats even smaller than London
where in Italy are you working anyway? would opt for a comfy village somewhere around Lago di Garda given the choice
>>79206547
radio 3 and FIP are the only two decent radio stations
Really hope for a military coup t b h
anime
>>79206610
why
>>79206442
>>79206485
Hello Rasheed and Abdul. You are correct, everything in the UK outside London is horrible. Literally no need for you or anyone you know to ever go anywhere else in the UK
>>79206584
village of like 200 people near Calabria
comfy af
net is a bet shit tho
>>79206538
hmm all of this blanket ban legislation doesn't seem to be working
maybe we just aren't restricting it enough
>>79206543
>75k
fucker me
with the same amount i want to get me a plot and some shipping containers, since i'd be extorted trying to get the same deal here
oi giz a skin lad
getting updates on Hurricane Irma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YioNHhDzJcs
reported to geeceehaitchque
/brit/ is off topic /sp/
slovakian proxy nonce loves his shipping containers
>haitch
>>79206569
the proto-gf would laugh at this 2bh
stop hanging around lobotomised women
>>79206669
2000m2 of garden ofc
if you owned a house in an expensive city, could you just rent it out and live in a cheaper city?
>Mike Enoch
>Eli Mosley
why do alt-right americans keep poaching British rorke names?
>>79206358
marx was a genius
>>79206663
ah, never been to the south
sounds nice
>>79206716
self-sufficiency is best sufficiency
>>79206722
sounds peng
is it out in the country?
>>79206727
No that's illegal
history shows that multi ethnic and multi religious empires are actually the most stable form of government. More people have lived and prospered in empires than any other form of governance. The most successful periods in history have been because of empires. Persian empire, Macedonian empire, roman empire, byzantine empire, frankish empire, Chinese empire, holy roman empire, Spanish empire, French empire, British empire, etc etc
>>79206663
oh i missed this
yeah good craic
>>79206744
bit dangerous but is warm, pretty and cheap
>>79206791
it's in a little village, it's pretty country by my standards tho
if you want proper country you need to live on a mountain away from the super stradas
>>79206813
>H
>R
>E
Holy fuck lads
*gives you the fear*
>>79206813
these were all Empires with a single core ethnicity/culture as the ruling class
extremely autocratic as well
no democracies.
>>79206840
>barbuda
literally never heard of this country until yesterday
>>79206813
Are you implying they have prospered BECAUSE of their multi ethnic, multi religious components? It seems more likely they prospered despite that.
Being multi-ethnic is not the causation of prosperity. Yugoslavia and most African states are proof of that.
>>79206813
>holy roman empire
umm sweetie
>>79206864
part of Antigua and Barbuda
this is me lol uni is so cool
>literally never heard of this country until yesterday
should I carry a large bottle of water when I go to London, you know, in case of an acid attack?
>>79206840
>literally under 1000 people
But they're black people so get ready to hear about them every five minutes from the media.
>>79206892
attended an anti hazing seminar because i'm an executive member of a sport club. it was more about things like "intersectionality" and "privilege" than hazing itself
>>79206900
Dont worry black crackheads always accost me at night in the east and I've never been attacked
>>79206829
>super stradas
are they italy's equivalent of A roads
>>79206838
>>79206880
>>79206864
It's a literally who country
>>79206900
are you thinking of getting involved in gang violence?
>>79206900
yes, also get a stab proof vest
>>79206940
i'm white though
>following a vowel with another vowel when speaking
>>79206879
just shows how efficient Autocracy is compared to democracy
>>79206813
Literally all those empires eventually fell due to their multi-ethnic makeup.
>>79206900
carry a carton of milk
americans are fat flatulent oafs
The only good thing about modern civilisation is the technology and medicine.
everything else was better in the past.
>>79206990
*gives you the finger*
>>79206900
just take an antacid tablet before you go
1
Don't pick up the phone
>>79206900
alkaline m8
americans voted for trump... maybe they really are fat and dumb?? :\
>>79206640
Because the political scene in america is an absolute fucking joke from all sides and requires physical removal
>>79207009
*tips fedora*
>>79206892
Commie memes are literally always just ripoffs of normie memes, which are ripoffs of 4chan memes.
absolute dregs
>>79206980
I agree with you, but to play the devil's advocate- why did Tsarist Autocracy in Russia get defeated?
carrying around blotters in case i need to acid attack somebody
reply to me
>>79207075
nick lead russia into an unwinnable war
>>79207058
if it didn't go extremely smoothly you'd be fucked
>>79206954
it hadnt crossed my mind until you mentioned it. a lot of the attacks are random or over minor disputes though. probably safe to take it just in case, what with there being over 400 in a year there.
any other suggestions to protect myself while i'm there? i'm white so i will stand out, need to find a way to camoflage. could wear a niqab i suppose. but hot though
>>79206170
favourite last podcast on the left?
>>79207124
be outside as little as possible
>>79207075
its not like it was replaced by a democracy
and Russia was incredibly backward, basically medieval with a pseudo-french upper class, WWI destroyed them leading to revolts which the Germans helped along by sending Lenin home
>>79206892
ruby is cute!
>>79207110
Im not talking about a civil war, im talking about a full on takeover where the millitary rolls up, kills all of the current political leaders and anyone who shows support for them. But youre probably right, wed be balkanized if it didnt go exactly to plan
what will the inevitable collapse of civilisation look like?
riots and looting in the streets like we've already seen with BLM, London Riots etc? just all the time, every day?
Mom! I need to go pee pee!
fucking love communism
its just so great
>>79206977
dont even know what vowel is
check mate
>>79207260
if modern society collapses billions will die
>>79207207
this is the most reddit picture ive ever seen
very cringey
>>79207260
buildings decay
travel/transport stops
litter everywhere
no more electricity/water/gas
nature takes over
small pockets of civilisation, self sustaining farmers etc
>>79207297
i don't think china or india are anywhere near collapse
just the west
>>79207294
how are you able to bypass the captcha
new episodes of the pc hacks arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75OPwArY43I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZS9YzpsCbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvKr6xANzt0
>>79207317
I imagine the west collapsing would trigger a chain reaction
All of their economies would collapse, any food imports would stop
>>79207260
an absolute spastic will rise to power in the most powerful country in the world. then there'll be all these hurricanes. not sure after that, will get back to you soon x
REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDDITTTT
MOOOOOOOOMMM I SAID IT AGAIN
>>79207339
someone really ought to tell him that his hard drive's fucked
>>79207302
plainly wrong
>>79207339
fucking hell how pathetic are you to still watch this mental nonce
stopped being interesting after Marlow, seriously consider necking yourself
reply to me
>>79207351
things have been falling apart long before Trump, sunshine.
>>79207364
people in the comments are telling him but he cant interpret youtube or any comments
post your everyday carry lads
>>79207370
shut up fucking paddy
>>79207364
yeah because these bloody people keep messing with him because they're not as bright as him
>>79207399
why cant I live in a free country
its not fair!
>his cunts food self sufficiency is below 100%
>>79207399
pretty much this but only one knife
>>79207399
Is "Yank" supposed to be insulting? I always thought it was just a pet name. Like how New Zealanders are "Kiwis" and Australians are "Aussies".
>>79207399
do yanks actually unironically carry weapons around with them all the time?
>>79207432
you have to import over 50% of your food?
mad
sniveling cowardly people in this country
>shut up fucking paddy
>>79207294
just die, cancerous shit.
never respond to this tricolor ever again.
>>79207447
no.
>>79207447
no its not an insult
>>79207457
Only gangsters, rednecks, bodyguards, and cops desu.
>>79207463
its because they are small countries which dont have space for agriculture
tell that to the rorkes who think we have a population problem
>>79207399
*floors you with a single smack*
>never respond to this tricolor ever again.
>>79207510
>tell that to the rorkes who think we have a population problem
we do
>>79207457
yeah i've got two holsters under my arms, one on each shin and one at my waist
>>79207447
Yeah, it's the equivalent of calling a Brit a limey or Irish a mick
>>79207491
>>79207500 (nice dubs)
Alright. I read somewhere it was a slur from colonial times, but I guess words change meaning over time.
>>79207510
>who think we have a population problem
we literally do
just hit max rank in the virgin skill
>>79207391
nah, desu every generation thinks the same thing. stuff just changes.
>>79207463
you also got below 100% rate tho
>>79207510
you just had to politicise things, didn't you? twat
>>79207457
Concealed carry weapons are more common than you think, but its usually small stuff, like 9mm .45acp or .22
>yeah i've got two holsters under my arms, one on each shin and one at my waist
>>79207549
dumb nihilistic cunt
>>79207542
Yankee Doodle was meant as an insult
Wish I could walk around with a gun and shoot anyone who looks at me cock-eyed
>>79207526
>>79207547
no we dont, the government needs to build more houses to adress the housing shortage
>>79207537
those aren't insulting
was it autism?
might move to Ukraine and join a militia
>dumb nihilistic cunt
>when a US flag responds to me
https://youtu.be/gpVBxd7UCs8?t=2
>>79207596
B-but it isn't anymore, right?
W-we're cool now, right?
yolo
>>79207620
or we could just deport the brownies and wait for baby boomers to die off
>>79207632
isn't the war over?
>no we dont, the government needs to build more houses to adress the housing shortage
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming
>>79207647
#wokeasfuck
>olo
hahhhahahahahahaha benis
>>79207510
>tell that to the rorkes
ah yes, the archetypal leftypol response. His stunted brain literally cannot read anything without thinking "m-muh rorkes!"
truly a pathetic creature
>>79207672
>america brain draining itself because of rorke mentality
cant make this shit up
>>79207681
Hello
>>79207655
ye
just don't claim putting a feather in your hat is macaroni and we're good
>>79207677
>housing shortage
>£90 please sir
>>79207673
war in donbass is still ongoing apparently
JUST
>>79207594
it's true though.
>>79207721
>800m
nuke it johnny
nuke it all
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem and that is suicide.
>>79207632
What side?
British woman crave for ze french cock.
>>79207854
pretty sure serge gainsbourg was more into charlotte
>>79207866
too early you bender
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydPZRoLzu-E
Required viewing
>>79207854
Goes the other way too, my mum got bonged, and all the other half English people I know have an English father.
>>79207832
>>79207773
i thought he was justed too but you have to remember bale is a method actor so him gaining and losing weight/muscle for roles is normal work for him ie the machinist and batman
>>79207866
early mong
>posting in it
cretins
>>79207457
It's usually stuff like knives and a small handgun.
>>79207932
>and
what the fuck is going on over there that you need a knife AND a pistol on you?
>>79207943
Well you can't really use a pistol to cut stuff, can you?