Chin edition
Women have a geocentric mindset: The world happens to them where as men tend to understand the world happens around them. This is what causes them to have such a victim complex and why they'll refuse to ever see themselves as a bad person regardless of what they do.
>woman sees a car crash
>"omg I saw this horrible car crash on the way to my job today"
>man sees car crash
>"holy shit there was this terrible car crash on the way to work today"
The female geocentric-mindset theory explains why women tend to refer to themself more frequently than men, such as in their writing styles. It's easy for a woman to pack up and leave because she can't grasp that other's lives are just as valuable and lively as hers, but rather, she consumes herself within her own life as tho she were the main character of a novel.
As we all know, the protagonist always wins, can never do anything wrong and is always the good guy.
If you can recognize and react accordingly to this geocentric thinking women tend to have, then being in a relationship can be less of a chore.
Little girls!
>>79202678
THAT'S A NICE CHIN
FOR ME TO PUNCH
crimson
not a girl or gay but i really enjoy the sims and dressup games
would wear women's clothes too if i could get away with it
The gf
my breakfast
a cup of hot coffee with vodka + 1 cigarette
See you all on the other side lads...
need several litres of alcohol in my stomach post haste
My breakfast
Smoked Salmon and cucumber on rye bread with fresh dill and a squeeze of lemon
Big cup of FILTERED black coffee
cigarettes don't cause cancer
Made a new start, left it all behind
>>79202760
whats this
what are the implications
>>79202702
the protagonist isn't always the good guy
>>79202802
cancer causes cancer
>>79202760
at least all the shitty parts of the planet will go
watching anime
>>79202810
sun flare
none
Biceps are STILL aching after an intense gym session two days ago
>>79202760
>yesterday
hmm
TELL
ME
IF
YOU
WANT
TO
SEE
ME
PLAY
WITH
MY
HAIR
ON
A
TV
>>79202801
>no creme fraishe
disgusting
pooing causes poo
any cancer man in
This is my life at the moment.
>Woke up at about 6pm yesterday
>went onto forum where I pretend to be a girl to get attention
>pretended to be with my bf IRL
>in fact I was ordering a large kebab meat and chips, plus a medium pizza
>that was about midnight
>haven't eaten or slept since then
>just drank 3 cups of tea
>will now try to stay awake until midnight by playing videogames where I'm a Japanese schoolboy with friends
>trying to fight off urge to buy a crate or two of Fosters off Amazon Now
>>79202702
theres a simple cure for this famalam
Massively inflated ego
fishing causes fish
crime convictions cause Australian passports
my breakfast: cornetto and some soggy crisps
went to a garden party yesterday
saw 2 kots
>>79202880
living the dream mate
>>79202860
dont knock it til youve tried it
or ill knock you out
>>79202908
That's a nice kitto
>>79202908
>2 kots
think you might've been a bit tipsy mate haha
explosions cause muslims
Druggy degenerates should be thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years
going to the shop causes cornettos
carpe diem
>>79202833
do you like hackadoll
>>79202908
kot #2
>>79202929
smart alec
>>79202880
>this is the average NEET
Being a wagie isn't much better tbqh, there's a sweet spot between not wageslaving, and being a productive, healthy member of society, it's a fine line
salmon diem
business idea: carpet shop called Carpet Diem
>>79202931
other way round i think
>>79202948
>>79202950
I only watch SoL/CGDCT anime tbqh, it makes up for the lack of socializing irl
Have a really bad hemorrhoids and it hurts like fuck
business idea: fish shop called Carp Diem
>>79202948
means "fish day"
studied the ol' latin in school so I did
business idea: sweet shop that only sells Dimes called Carpe Dime
Going for a SHITE
these guys are unironically some of the greatest comedic minds of this era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2w5mPMlu9g
>>79202948
have seen this tattooed on the wrists of at least 2 fat young women
>>79202988
>SoL/CGDCT
good taste (am not being ironic)
listening to a philosophy podcast on classical atomism and he's talking about modern subatomic science and he has no fucking idea what he is on about
the eeediot just tried to say that electrons are made up of quarks
>>79202908
>>79202956
saw this snake
Just watched the Moggers interview on Good Morning and fucking hell did Therese May pay for attempted political assassination or something? That was the most ridiculous interview I've seen in a long time.
Ichigo Mashimaro is unironically my favourite SoL series
not a nonce though
>>79203089
she is a cunt and will be remembered as the worst PM in british history
but no i dont think she would do that. She dont got the boobs
>>79202880
Living the life I see
>watch one alt right video and the whole suggestions page is fucked
ah yes
>>79203089
dangerous and downright stupid
>>79203143
clear history you bender nonce mong twat
Jacob Rees Mong
>>79203143
was it THE NORTHERN BROTHERS?
What's your favourite manga
>>79203143
Same for me but only with black ejaculating cocks.
>>79203143
dire intit
>>79203183
Gaycock piss Mong am i rite?
>>79203190
mil'woes
doing listening to EDM
>>79203027
cancelling world peace was the final nail in the coffin for the left
>watching from your recommendations and not your subscriptions
the jewtueb cuck
>cancelling world peace was the final nail in the coffin for the left
writing a novel about an amusement park full of cloned dinosaurs
gonna call it "Donny and the Duplicadon"
How much do you need for a deposit on a house?
>>79203275
>not Carpe Dino
I want to be American
Gentlemen I ask you this:
What is real.
>>79203217
Judge Dredd
>>79203275
Cringe
>>79203304
My cock
>>79203288
8-10%
>>79203288
is google not working
imagine being an alt-right mong
>>79203304
dunno but they have one in madrid
>>79203275
Call it Jacob Rees-Park.
business idea: ctrl-right instead of alt-right
>>79203306
so that white guy went home and smoked crack and blamed the system for his own failings
turks and caicos gunna get got
take THAT kebab
"god she was insufferable"
every topical post about an anime post
>>79203401
forgot link
https://www.windy.com/?19.612,-68.192,7
Any objectivists ITT?
>>79203083
cool snake
bet it shags like a minx
>A huge solar flare temporarily knocked out GPS communications
reminder in our lifetimes there will be a massive solar flare that will act as an EMP and render all electronics on earth useless
>>79203430
alri
transhumanic-objectivist here
>>79203389
What video is this from
Anyone see that new Mitchell and Webb thing last night? Any good?
will be laughing to the grave when us whiteys die off and the world descends into utter chaos
there's a nice stray cat in my area lads
am I supposed to give it to the shelters? they don't kill cats there do they? :(
>>79203477
Kids in America by Kim Wilde
>>79203477
Honestly can't remember but it was within the last 2 months or so and it's a HitB ep.
>>79203468
>not having faraday cages to protect your devices
>>79203502
invite it into your home :3
>>79203237
what are you listing to?
>>79203483
when nobody replied last time, that was your clue that nobody cares, not an invitation to ask again later
>>79203502
Wrap it in foil and place it in the microwave and it will teleport to a nice loving home.
*dismantles your argument with ease*
you arrive in McDonalds
and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
>>79203502
just take it
no one is going to give a shit
if you want a ton of free dogs and cats for whatever reason, italy has them in droves
and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41163774
>The correct way to say "meme", according to the Oxford English Dictionary and the BBC's Pronunciation Unit, is "meem" - not "may may" or "mee mee".
Quality journalism
>>79203573
sander van doorn
>>79203306
used to love the sheeeeeeeeiiiiit memes back in the day
>>79203589
alex jones could dismantle ben with no effort
making some tea, anyone want a cup?
If my "enemies" read Atlas Shrugged, we'd become friends. Impossible to have the hate in their heart when you have an anti-conceptual mindset.
Ahh, so that's where Ive been going wrong!
>>79203701
I think you'll need the cup if you're making some tea.
Rosenrot oh rosenrot
>>79203523
Thank you I will have to rewatch, I've missed a load of episodes
Imagine not being white.
>>79203799
I'd rather not
A fine example of a typical British girl.
Imagine a world without white people
NEED a well-mannered mocha gf
imagine living in an ethnically diverse society
women are nothing but breeding stock, and should only be used to further the human(male) race
>>79203722
sugar and milk lad?
>>79203836
>a drawing celebrating the rape of a 16-year-old girl
This is why I love Japan. inb4 weeb.
>>79203870
what the fuck's wrong with you?
>>79203858
>tfw no homogenous societies where i'd feel at home exist anymore
>>79203870
>sugar
neck yourself
>>79203914
haha whitey btfo
>>79203839
Basically the monolith scene from Space Odyssey without the monolith.
>>79203915
don't take sugar myself but tis nice to offer
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVuUcAK0x0
>>79203858
OI 日本人
日本は今、夜です。
寝る時間。
Hier kommt die sonne
sue
>>79203914
i wonder do blacks ever think of going home. considering they always bang on about casual racism and not feeling welcome
tempted to buy some new sex toys but my collection is getting quite large and i only really use 3 different ones
skirts and tights and flats
All rise for the daytime /brit/ national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10
>>79203957
まだ夜の11時くらいだよん
>If Rees Mogg became Prime Minister, we would have a leader who would think it is morally wrong for a woman to decide what should happen to her own body,
>and therefore taking that right away from half of the population.
Can someone help me find how the first statement leads into that second statement? because I'm not seeing it.
>>79203989
>>79204036
Half the population are women and so half of them would ose the right to choose what happens to their own body? It's pretty simple.
>>79204050
those my old school shoes?
>>79204064
but they wouldn't because such laws wouldn't get passed in parliament
>>79204064
But the Prime Minister can't just arbitrarily change laws they disagree with
reminder that unborn children dont have rights.
>>79204028
寝る時間ですよ!
the prime of my life
completely fucking wasted
lmao
>>79204064
How does one man merely thinking that their actions are morally wrong take away their legal rights?
>>79204128
same for most people these days desu
>>79204128
thought this was a daft punk post at first
>ethnic fractionalization
>canada
where is this lads? looks like uk to me
>>79204223
judging by the two 90s cars i'm guessing some grim council povertyhole in the north
>>79204171
What does this mean?
>>79204223
keep getting that same captcha tbqh
dying
>>79204264
not very bright are you lad
Trans girl here and I have basically been assaulted twice this year already, sexually harassed loads of time as well.
>>79203989
i can meet you on 2 of those
YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!
>>79204223
>Humps for 180 yards
your mum's house?
I saw a tranny having a casual conversation with a muslim shopkeeper
Attention seeking sad twat
>>79204097
reminder no one has rights
>>79204264
some meme chart i found from wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_ranked_by_ethnic_and_cultural_diversity_level
imagine cutting off your willy, not a chance, not a chance
just met a lovely muslim gentleman
don't know what you're all on about tbph #refugeeswelcome
>>79204171
desu this is because of all the meme native groups
CHOOON
https://youtu.be/RdSmokR0Enk
my gf
adolf J hitler sent the hurrinaces to caribean (racist nazi)
ben shapiro is a manlet and a jew so it's impossible to take anything he says seriously
>>79204407
very good
>>79204421
why dont americans just nuke the hurricane (racist nazi one)
So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You wanna know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do... I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think its payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica belongs! Who's with me? Who's bloody with me?
Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!
>>79204097
What about pre-born?
anzu
the jee eff
>>79204505
also good
>>79204486
how will atheists ever fucking recover
any suggestions?
thingking
this will be the last thing you ever see brit bitch
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5rqvaaJzQ
>>79204553
good post
When you think about it /int/ is the most useless board on the entire site
crunch crunch crunch
>>79204612
stop that
>>79204603
it is when you realise most countries don't like britain
doing a historia civilis
>>79204603
this entire site is useless
>>79204738
True but even for entertainment value
>>79204603
/brit/ is the only reason /int/ is active
>>79204779
just like the real world
>>79204603
/int/ used to be quite fun and quality but it's a bit rubbish nowadays
its a fourty one
me reading this thread
>>79204612
me taking a step anywhere outside
>>79204807
willy poo bum wank
feel sick :(
someone come make me soup
>>79204171
french canadian
anglo canadian
chinese canadian
ukrainian canadian
natives
probably some more
nowt wrong with that
Sublime text editor is gay af
give me Notepad++ any day
there! I said it
>>79204838
id like to see her do a poo in that position
>>79204854
>sick
i bet you dont mean nauseous you mean a cold
you horrible yank scum foy foy foy foy foy foy foy
>>79204882
Vim
>>79204838
looks like one of her arse cheeks is fatter than the other
>>79204907
I like it tbqh
doing the machine learning course lads and struggling to keep up with the maths lmao
i wish
i had more time
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
>>79204961
ay yo..are you doing the one on Coursera? stick with it
>>79204971
feel free to leave mate
>>79204961
thicko thicky thick thick thicko
>gets caught in the tangle of life
>>79204171
its the natives you doofus
yanks would be orange too but they killed all of them haha
I am tired of /brit/. These posters. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their gimmicks.
not a fan of all the qts and slags that get posted on /brit/
makes me want to wank but I shouldn't be doing that more than once a day
>>79204961
why is there fucking maths in comp science REEEE
>>79204876
german canadians (prairies)
scandinavian canadians (prairies)
icelandic canadians (manitoba)
scottish canadians
irish canadians (newfoundland)
welsh canadians (alberta)
>>79205044
I wank 3 or 4 times a day, nothing wrong with it
>>79205064
you have little to no impulse control
You're basically a monkey
>>79204896
>nauseous
and I bet YOU mean nauseated
GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS!!! GET YOUR ROASTED AND TOASTED AND SALTED, FRESH-FROM-THE-GIMMICK-OVEN-THAT IS MY BRAIN!, GOLUPTIOUS GIMMICKS! STEP RIGHT ON OVER FOLKS!
>>79205080
what is this shit and what has it got to do with computers reeee
>>79205080
I am taking the one offered by my uni, haven't reached gradient descent yet. we started off with simple classifiers, I am just amazed how well Naive Bayes works on real-world datasets
What is the key to happiness?
back to uni soon
>>79204544
doesnt V make that guy lose his mind
>>79205051
>>79204876
remove the "Canadian" prefix from all of these except the first one, and possibly the second
but bender, think of the qts
>>79205143
to feel fulfilled and to be at comfort with oneself
>>79205144
cant believe I fell for the uni is better than school meme
>>79205148
how about you fuck off
>>79205152
>butt bender
lol
>>79205147
real life > movie memes :)
>>79205080
Load of jibberish
Absolute car-crash of an interview from Stoke City's Peter Coates. He's clearly het and panicked by his inability to answer questions from Hawksbee & Jacobs.
>"We-well, clubs don't have to sell their players
>>79205208
link
>>79205199
got an E in a level maths lads
>>79205256
you must've been shocking, E isn't even a number haha
was singing taylor swift in my room and dad came home early
>>79205181
It is though school was shite
>>79205265
E is a number in base 16 haha
>>79205132
Its a function to evaluate how well a line fits into a data plot - or so thats how I've interpreted it but yeah im on second week and only just installed Octave
>got an E in a level maths lads
>>79205269
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
got really pissed last night and bought two pairs of open back womens knickers
>>79205283
school was good craic desu
>>79205283
Prolly till I'm dead
>>79205286
nerd
cant believe I used to get my arse kicked by differentiation back in college lads, anyone else ascended brainlet-ism?
got a U in ethics lads
>>79205311
ah yes I miss the days where I'd get drunk and buy sex toys, womens clothing and other shit that I didn't need
>>79205307
why does he look like he's been eating sand
got on E in irish lol
>>79205232
https://talksport.com/
can listen live from that page, a majority of F.A.P.L.'s clubs voted to close summer transfer window 2 weeks earlier than before. Its clubs cannot buy, but non-F.A.P.L. clubs CAN buy their players.
>>79205143
sex
gaza said I'd get a distinction if there was a downing pints degree
>>79205181
It's awful, I hate uni
>>79205389
sounds pretty stupid
the weight of my knowledge is too big a burden
interview went well lads starting the toil tomorrow
>when you're too depressed to have a wank
>>79205431
how heavy is the Moon braniac?
>>79205452
whats the job
Fuck me lads since when can janny take actions over this?
aye yeah comfy thread this
think it's that time of day the quality's gonna take a nose dive
>>79205479
warehouse runt
>>79205422
thus Coates' stuttering, muttering, false shrugs et c.
>>79205508
congrats mate
money is money
>>79205508
what did they ask you in the interview
>>79205352
yes
now try dealing with so(5) lie algebra and weep
where is /leftypol/ when you need them
>>79205487
thank god desu
the jannys a twat, but threadspliiters are the scum of the earth
>>79205487
fantastic new rule
very glad that BASED janny is finally taking action
>>79205551
doesn't exist
>>79205523
Cheers la
>>79205525
well it wasnt so much as an interview it was more just do a basic english and maths test to prove you're not a mong
>>79205556
the /sp/ janny is far more vigilant, wouldn't get your hopes up for the lazy shysters that janny around here
Hello, fellow Anglos
>>79203589
>jew
>>79204223
>humps for 180 yards