>his country is landlocked

>>79201768
>>>/a/
go back there

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>>79201768
BAHAHAHAHA

>>79201797
oh shit nigger wat u doin????

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>his country has a land border with more than 1 country

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>>79201797
you sound upset, french baguette

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>his country hasn't turned a sea into a lake

>his country doesnt connect the west and the east

>>79202147
We won.

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>>79201878
This t.b.h.

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>His country isn't secluded by desert/plateau/tundra/tropical forest and is capable of communicating with the outside world throughout history so as to not a breeding ground for the most ignorant civilization of the entire Eurasia

Life isn't fair

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>his country has land borders

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>his country landlocked another country

>>79203372
Gib bolivia some land, you evil sumabitch

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>His country doesn't have multiple timezones

>>79201878
T lost their land boarder with Sweden because are shit at war

>>79203206
>his country isn't on the world map
http://worldmapswithout.nz/

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>his country isn't an island

>>79203602
you only own a bit of that island though

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>his country doesn't have >100 islands

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>>79203698
>implying I recognise the so called "republic of Ireland" and its borders

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>>79203528
>t. waged war on a bird and LOST

>>79203793
You don't need to recognise it, it'll be there regardless of your thoughts and opinions

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>>79201878
>his country has been bullied into a corner by a bigger stronger country and is just making it self small like a virgin beta

>>79203198
>this flag
NANI SORE?!?!?

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>his """""""""country"""""""' doesn't border two oceans

>>79201768

FUCK YOU SHITALY YOU WANT TO BE INVADED AGAIN; HUH

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

>>79203469
> >His country doesn't have multiple timezones
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>>79203753
>his country isn't composed of thousand of islands

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>>79204021
>his country isn't a mix of thousands of islands and a mainland

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>>79203551
>implying that's a bad thing

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>>79203602
>>79204021
>his country was too weak to take its place among the big boys on land

>>79201878
dont you have a road connected to sweden? that counts desu

>>79203846
T. Has been the weakest """ country """ in Europe since guns were invented

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>>79204021
Islandlets when will they learn.

>his country doesn't have roads built by based romans

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>>79204194
>his country doesn't have a language derived from the language of the based romans

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>his country doesn't have over 10% of it's area as lakes

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>>79201768
>>79201878

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>>79203979
last time Italy and Austria had a war it didn't work out so well for ya.

>>79204414
Ivan why did you delete it?

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>>79201768

>his country doesn't enough natural resources to sustain the whole world after a post-apocalyptical war

Why even bother paying taxes then?

>>79201768
check
>>79201878
check
>>79203469
check

goddammit ethiopia

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>>79201819
>his country is sealocked

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>>79205107

What the fuck, Ethiopia? I donate R$3,000 p/month so you hungry fellas can have food and you are spending it on internet? -_-

>ywn sing sea shanties with your mates

Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkS47j5xurU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPYAZUcohmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc

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>his country doesn't have any big lakes

>his country doesn't have mountains

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>>79206038
>this confuses and scares the Dane

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>>79204320
>his country doesn't have the alphabet on which the romans based their upon

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>>79201768
>his country is made up of only one country

>>79201768
Not my problem we don't exist in the eyes of devs

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>>79206339
nope

>>79206399
you should annex Israel and push all the Jews into the sea to be honest

>>79206513
We're trying. But god dammit our government is composed of half jews. 16% tax is the reason we're in the copper age still

>>79206339
does friesland count as another country?
and we own islands like saint martin (rip) or curacao

>>79207056
You don't own ALL of Frisia though. It's kinda like Kurdistan

>>79201768
>his country isn't safe from sea-gangsters

>>79208412
Yeah because central Europe has no Somalians

>>79208412
I'd like to see pirates try running an operation on a heavily monitor sea like the Baltic.

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>>79201768
>his country has land borders

> he doesn 't live in th Netherlands =)

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>>79209053
>>79209232
He doesn't live far away

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>>79209232
*cough*

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>his """country""" border less than 10 countries

>His country doesn't have the largest coastline in the world.