memories edition
real memories
paediatrics
got bantered by the boss
said I'd jump off the top of the building if he made me work and he said I wouldn't have to jump the wind would just blow me off
hapa gf
why are the thread so dead
Off to Greggs to get my 5000 calorie feast.
I hope that sexy lass isn't doing a shift today.
>>79200122
what you getting mate
real memories
>>79200122
>I hope that sexy lass isn't doing a shift today.
This is me in every shop I go into.
*blocks your path*
>>79200146
... Didn't mean to post that gif but whatever.
Voting no for gay marriage lads
the underage filter
>>79200172
what do you think the end result is gonna be
https://youtu.be/TCTLooN7gUE
new mechagamekino lads
>>79200191
haroooooommmmmf????
>>79200149
this is how you know Iran is behind Hezbollah
only Persians would be that ostentatious
really depressing seeing people on facebook with no talent shilling their shitty creative project that you can tell is going nowhere
imagine caring about politics over the age of 18
Brexit was a mistake.
>ostentatious
>>79200195
slappers only, no oddjob
doing a drive
>>79200277
effeminate hands
simply does not get better than a fish finger and salad cream sarnie if I'm 100% honest
>>79200277
Your wheel is on the wrong side nigger
>>79200195
>1997 video game
Literal and actual grandpa
>>79200332
no, it's on the right side
>>79200277
vulvoh
sponsors skoi atlantik
how do people drive saloons? >>79200277
you cant see a fucking thing out the window unless you're 6'4
>>79200249
So was your life
>>79200346
It's quite clearly on the left side
Can someone post a picture of a girl with black nail polish holding a cup of coffee from her PoV? Asking for my grandad.
>>79200114
Just looks full asian
why cant you drive on the right and also have the wheel on the right? feels natural that way
>>79200366
*stumbles down the /brit/ flat stairs*
WAHEY LADS
>>79200068>>79200088>>79200195
what baby game is this?
>>79200362
got me good haha
>>79200396
hexen>blood
>>79200277
you drunk? you're on the wrong side you knucklehead
>Initial release date: 30 October 1995
actual crumbling relics ITT
>>79200409
It's actually a thing I was told during my driving lessons - say correct instead of right because you could mean right as a direction
Why do I want a girl to kick my balls
Who is the brit that always posts the picture with HAKU Zynkyoku about Chinese people being mixed subhumans? I need it now!
>>79200366
tube kot
>>79200413
I played Doom recently since the Linux ports are solid, need to try and get Heretic and Hexen working to play again
>>79200374
she does look more asian than white but she is still blatantly hapa
maybe you just don't have an eye for these things but I am a haafu connoisseur and can assure you she is not fully Japanese
fuck off nonce
>>79200490
angie>anna
>reading an old /tv/ thread on 4plebs
>/brit/ raids it halfway through
fuck sake
knew a hapa girl that just looked white really
morning lads
>>79200088
reminded me of my younger years playing cod and counter strike 1.6 in the weekends with my mates, we'd keep going until dawn and have a blast. fuck lads why does the adult life suck so much?
anything from the trolley?
>>79200546
never happened
>>79200571
shut up you silly cunt
Porn has ruined my brain.
daddy
>>79200620
>>79200627
sissy faggots
OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
>>79200634
>faggots
FOY
>>79200582
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/84981235/#84986353
>>79200655
VIRUS
london trains have suicide barriers hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>79200663
vile bastard
man need dem /pidgin/ general
How do I become British?
going to bed now lads nini
*dies of multiple brain haemmorhages*
>install dating app on my phone
>final verification requires selecting a button on the screen
>that part of the screen is dead on my phone
>app doesn't rotate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI-uW-X54w
So this is the power of American culture...
>>79200670
isn't it just for mohammeds pushing people onto the tracks?
>>79200702
the virgin phone
>>79200702
plug in a mouse
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Rankie-3-Pack-adapter-Converter-Adapter/dp/B00YOX4JU6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1504784919&sr=8-5&keywords=micro+usb+to+usb
or just get a working phone i guess but iktf
might try out the 'der in Japan
All those things I ever
thought would never end
>>79200741
I ordered a new phone, but it was defective so I've mailed it back and I'm waiting on a replacement
On 18 August 2017, aroond 16:00 local time (UTC+3), ten fowk war stobbed in central Turku, Finland. Alarm wis first raised at 16:02 an bi 16:05 the Moroccan suspect, an asylum seeker, haed been detained. Twa fowk dee'd in the attack an the polis are investigatin the case as a terrorist act. It is conseedert the first suspectit terrorist attack in Finland.
doing a lo fi 'ip 'op
>>79200742
Enjoy your hug
>>79200755
>>79200742
what excuse are you gonna use to get away from the 'rents?
buying a ticket to Oolretaw
>>79200786
nonce
Oolretaw t'ndluoc epacse fi I detnaw ot
>>79200875
nonce
>>79200860
A reverse return ticket. First you come back, then you go there.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/anjalipatel/can-we-guess-how-old-you-are-based-on-your-dessert-preferenc
>>79200935
not funny
>>79200755
the absolute state of this post
>snickerdoodle
never ever heard this before
>>79200852
'going out'
I have no obligations, no debt no material worries but no friends.
Should I kms.
>>79201038
>"don't forget to take a turtleneck, sweetums, it's cold out"
>"oi son! give 'er one f'me hahaha"
>"honey, don't"
>"what? I don't mind havin' half-gook grandkids, whole bloody country's fulla them anyways"
>>79200975
wow this is so me xD
>>79201077
>>"what? I don't mind havin' half-gook grandkids, whole bloody country's fulla them anyways"
this almost what my granddad told me lol
>>79201098
fog
going to sociology class today. feel like pic related
>>79201098
oh my gosh, no way, thats me too! are we like, pudding buddies now? hehe :P
>don't forget to take a turtleneck, sweetums, it's cold out
lol turtlemong btfo
>>79201130
not a fan of sweets honestly
annoyed by these jovial pudgy women who are
>>79201132
My school (very multicultural) held meetings where they would get all the somalis and speak about weapons and gang violence etc
no idea how we didn't get sued or anything
>the plan for yesterday:
wake up at 10AM
do some language practice
cook some nutritious meals
get some paperwork done
go to the gym
bed by midnight
>what actually happened yesterday
woke up at 2pm
did no work
installed a new videogame
ate microwave frankfurters and packaged cheese
didnt go to the gym
went to bed at 5:50AM
business idea: die.
dont think many jap birds will taken an interest in turtlerunt because he's as tall as they are lmao
>>79201077
only wearing unbuttoned shirts gotta show of that clavicle
>5'9
people laugh at me in public, got a rock thrown at my head once and the ambulance crew that attended also burst out in laughter and eventually left
>>79201162
>business idea: die.
wont catch on
is 5'7 short? I tried to lie and say I was 5'9 to a girl today and she said "no you're not!"
very upsetting
i shouldve been born canadian
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-british-muslims-killed-manchester-attack-facebook-post-keegan-jakovlevs-jailed-wrexham-wales-a7933896.html
>>79201214
>>79201221
sickening that i inhabit these threads with such runtish specimens
don't think I'll do well with the Japanese gallies tbqh
Could you be arrested for saying "all rorkes should be killed"?
height doesn't matter you morons
>>79201230
>united cuckdom
did you guys hear something?
*looks around at head height*
>>79201274
alri little man ahhahahahahahaha
might make a post
fuckk ronald Glorp
>>79201300
NIGEL DO NOT
>>79201292
sshiitt shit how do i delete
all british muslims should be killed
>>79201305
why are edible bowls not more common
all plates should be food
Might move to Australia and become an Outback Trucker (Wednesday's at 9pm on Quest©)
>>79201315
Why
>>79201332
they get soggy
>>79201315
already done mate
because they don't fucking well exist, do they
*gulps the last mouthful of my pint and slams the glass on the table*
*shakes head solemnly*
mexican food looks so fucking peng shame we have none just dodgy chinese and indian which doesn't look particularly appealing nor will I ever have it
>>79201315
bit far. even hitler tried deportation first.
so brave
>gays can have harems but straights can't
not fair
>>79201364
chinses food >>>>>>>>>>>> mexican food
fucking troglodyte
>>79201315
haha alri shia
oi nah fuck off
>>79201315
no muslim considers themselves british
>>79201380
>chinses food
Ah yes noodles coated in some weird vinegar and fat lumps of chicken(?) coated in some weird syrup
>>79201364
now that there are canadian restaurant in britain it can only be a matter of time before taco bell or del taco come over
we need some of that yank prosperity . that's what brexit was all about
>>79201386
kek i got that too
>>79201367
And look where that got him: putting a bullet into his own head in a world run by Jews.
*saunters up to the table with three pints in a triangle between my fingers and a packet of salt & vinegar walkers between my teeth*
*starts humming a tune and shaking my hips as I approach*
>>79200068
>memories edition
>pic
Is this the most underage general on int?
>>chinses food
>Ah yes noodles coated in some weird vinegar and fat lumps of chicken(?) coated in some weird syrup
>>79201419
oi wheres my bloody pork scratchings?
pic of my foot right now
>>79201364
Mexican is some fucking basic shit, at least Chinese food has some variety
>what's that fellas? That's right it's beans, rice and ground meat again!
>>79201407
stop buying from your local takeaway then you fucking chimp
>>79201380
naw Mexican food is good
Tex Mex is peng too
Western-Chinese takeout food is mediocre
>>79201433
hello chang
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-41185707
you arrive in britain
>>79201443
*puts the drinks down and starts sliding them out to their recipients*
'ey? oh shit, sorry mate
*half-turns towards the bar*
wait a minuuute...
*pulls them out of my back pocket and lobs them at you*
there y'go porky haha waheyyyy
>>79201453
Deformed
>>79201433
why do you even come here? fuck off to /balt/ with the rest of the shitskin aussies
>>79201453
fatty
*gets into a packed tube train*
*loudly ruffles around my bag for my tablet*
Ahem yes *coughs loudly*
*opens up the Financial Times app and pretends to understand it*
Hmm yes stocks yes hmmmmm
>>79201453
hello sasquatch
>why do you even come here? fuck off to /balt/ with the rest of the shitskin aussies
>>79201511
>shitskin aussies
I thought we were Changs, why are we black now? You've lost your marbles mate
always thought /balt/ said /bait/ and never went there because i'd just get trolled
*gets into a packed tube train*
*loudly ruffles around my bag for something*
Allahem yes *coughs loudly*
*explodes*
>>79201552
might as well be called that
there's literally nothing wrong with being ameriboo
>>79201549
I didn't mention black you fucking shitskin
woke up at 7 and lay down again to rest until 9 max but didn't get up until 11.30 reeeeeee
>>79201484
This is an outrage, inform parliament at once!
got called a poohead in icelands
>>79201567
wtf I LOVE America now!
You are here alone again
In your sweet insanity
All too calm, you hide yourself from reality
Do you call it solitude? Do you call it liberty?
When all the world turns away to leave you lonelyThe fields are filled with desires
All voices crying for freedom
But all in vain they will fade away
There's only you to answer you, foreverIn blinded mind you are singing
A glorious hallelujah
The distant flutter of angels
They're all too far, too far to reach for you
I am here alone again
In my sweet serenity
Hoping you will ever find me in any place
I will call it solitude when all my songs fade in vain
In my voice, far away to eternity
>>79201567
this
love their aesthetic
when we tore down our old buildings to replace them with modern ones we really should have designed it like them with a regular grid and uniform boxes . instead we went futuristic
They can't even afford to pay the binmen yet they want to host this
reminder that the Ultranationalists in Modern Warfare are basically Nazbol
>>79201453
this is NOT the same species as me and I will not hear otherwise
you're all right
>Nazbol
might as well off yourself if you even know what that means
>>79201622
>2016
Probably not anymore, or soon to cease (or has ceased for some time now).
The last thing we should want is an Estonia that sucks the EU's dick or becomes indifferent to Russian encroachment.
>>79201701
nazi football, innit?
*goes in for another crisp*
*realises the packet is empty*
fuck sake Smithy you fat prick!
unbelievable
>>79201701
heard it a few times before but ain't got a clue what it means
>>79201701
biggest meme of the season
>>79201742
>>79201745
good lads
>>79201701
googled it. does that count?
>>79201745
national bolshevism
need to off yourself now
who has the biggest willy here?
>>79201701
Thought it was nazboi desu
like nazi bois
*blocks your path*
>>79200088
>>79201814
prolly me. see my foot above
>>79201814
*grabs Smithy in a headlock*
me now haha
>>79201837
don't understand this correlation
>>79201841
nor this
*cups hands around my mouth*
NAZ BOIIIII
NAZ BOIIIII
>>79201834
>replying to a 1 hour+ old post
kys
>gif
fuck off
Australians are Brits
>>79201833
this looks fucking good ngl
>lager
>fruit
reckon I'd do pretty well on Couples Come Dine With Me
The GF is a chef and I'm a conversation extraordinaire
Are the Irish Asiatics?
>>79201908
not a chance
>>79201908
lol was he wanking
>>79201884
does she have a pet eel though
>>79201870
I got very excited by the pic buddy!
>>79201908
wtf
porn cme dine with me when
>>79201908
idgi
>>79201983
come cum with me?
>>79201942
Friend of mine is an EMT, they find guys like this wankdead almost daily
>>79201884
i got a letter asking me if i was interested in doing come dine with me when i was at uni, as they were looking for students in the area to go on.
Told em to go fuck themselves.
>>79201888
No.
Pretty convinced the people of the British Isles have the least Asiatic admixture in all of Europe (Poles, Pakis, Pajeets and Chinks might change that now though)
Actually want die desu. Had another dream last night that I had the most beautiful qt gf, literally my dream girl she was perfect and I wake up to nothing. My love taken away from me by this bastardised reality. Tfw a girl will never look at me the way she did or let me touch her the way she would. If I ever find a girl like that I swear im not gonna let her slip through my fingers
imagine meeting your GF on tinder, an app where she's been searching for chad dick, probably still does behind your back
>>79202005
But then how do you explain this?
british people on reddit are the worst
its like they are all constantly trying to play up to what americans think brits are like, gang of embarassments
ffs got underpaid the rat bastard cunts
local high street is gentrifying
very nice
>>79202006
b safe bby
>>79202007
well if you do then you are also on tinder getting that stay poonani so its all square
also not all girls on tinder want a good dickin'
>>79202030
samsies
>>79200277
Bet you give great hand jobs
>>79202042
that you 'urtle?
>>79202029
Might have something to do with the Irish mostly being left to themselves for several centuries with very little migration from other genepools.
>>79202074
that pig one
>>79202007
took a girl's virginity off of tinder
>>79202074
death by twerking lizard has got to be one of the worst ways to go
>>79202029
irish are all inbred
need russian gf
>>79202091
circle o' life innit
>>79202074
people who own reptiles are sociopaths
>>79202096
Was she fug? Just desperate to lose it????
>>79202030
50% of British subreddits are yanks role-playing as brits
absolute bellends talking about drinking tea, queuing and being overly polite
t. reddit expert
>>79202074
the runt fears the snek
>>79202074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkJXyF80cig
hehe
>>79202007
I can't imagine meeting anyone on Tinder. For a couple of months I ran out of likes every fucking day and got about 3 matches that fizzled out really quicky in the texting stage.
>>79202115
*lands a boeing 474 between her eyes*
alri lads, all aboard
>>79202084
yes mate
>>79202121
she was a country girl just turned 18
>>79202030
true but >>79202122 is also true
state your name cuz
>>79202074
i iagine the snake whispering. dont struggle itll be over soon
>reddit expert
>>79202073
GDAY MATE OI FUCKIN BATTERD 10 KANGEROOS AND FIVE DEADLY SPOIDAHS TODAY USING MY SHARKTOOTH NECKLACE AS A WEAPON
>>79202182
don't appropriate my 'dora image
>>79202115
slavboos are cancerous underage retards
>>79202140
>he is the snake and she is a rat
wow
I met 'er on Grafton Street by the side a' the bar
right lads lets settle this. how often do you drink a cup of tea? and how do you drink it?
I drink a cup of tea with milk no sugar, from a mug, about once every 2-3 days
>>79200670
Since when, there weren't any at Liverpool street station
>>79202199
i saved it years ago and literally introduced it to /brit/. dont talk to me about appropriation, foreigner.
Lads, what is the public reaction to Jacob Rees-Mogg on Piers Morgan's show?
Are people really upset at what he said?
He was completely reasonable and Piers fucking Morgan, thick and arrogant as he always is, kept (probably intentionally) misunderstanding him.
God damn it.
>>79202228
Mug of tea, milk no sugar, about 2-4 times a day.
>>79202228
I have a decaf tea most nights
on the weekends, I'll have a yorkshire with breakfast and usually get one whenever I visit anyone
>>79202140
used to well get boners for julia roberts
>>79202252
No one cares haven't heard about it
wahey!
>>79202228
sports direct mug
pg tips
Aldi milk
3 sugars
every hour
Why do gays want to be married in churches anyway? Why not Mosques?
What's wrong with a civil partnership?
>>79202253
thats alot of tea.
>>79202260
normal amount of tea
any of you like posh teas?
I like some of them but camomile can do one
Might be something wrong with people who enjoy watching small animals die
>>79202285
Watch it, mate. thats too much tea
>>79202306
many people who do end up being serial killers.
>>79202306
Do australians count as small animals
mite be something wrong with me
>>79202228
never because tea's revolting
Good bye
>>79202228
sometimes ill have tea every morning 1 sugar and milk, while othertimes ill go weeks without having any.
I also drink chamomile before bed
watching a small animal die and enjoying it
>>79202316
>Ragnar
good la
>>79200195
>nintendo
excuse me but i seem to have misplaced my fedora folder so just pretend i posted a picture of an unattractive person implied to represent you
>>79202294
>thats alot of tea.
I used to have 1 sugar. I'd play Heroes of the Storm and while it loaded between games, I'd have a cup of tea. So basically 2.5 times an hour I'd have tea, and I'd sit there for hours and hours playing it. No wonder I used to be fat.
>>79202252
that the thing he said about gays?
Its been in the news a bit but people are willing to excuse it because he is le funny posh man. Rather than because he is openly and staunchly catholic which is a much better reason for him believing what he believes
Will be interesting to see if its shot him in the foot regarding his future leadership bid but its 2early4me to tell
>>79202228
Several cups of tea daily
Strong black with two bags in the morning
Lighter black tea in the afternoon
Green or matcha all through the day and evening
>>79200195
>nintendo
>>79202294
I'll have an earl grey if it's given but I'll never ask for it
quite like it when you go out and get loose leaf in a pot but not worth doing on your own, I reckon
>>79202367
madman
Sometimes when im hungover i have a sugar in my tea but just one sugary tea is enough for the day
do you drink coffee? my barbarian sister has 2 sugars in coffee and 0 (zero) in tea
>>79202369
>he believes what he believes because of what he believes
That's not really a good reason.
>>79202369
How did a Catholic manage to gain any kind of peerage?
>>79202435
he doesnt shove it down people's throats. purely a private affair for him.
>>79202419
>16
I hope i find her
>>79202338
I like this
what a G
>>79202419
cakeface moll, hope she got raped and turned into kebabs by pakis
HATE YANKS
LOVE DIXIE
>>79202419
why is he crying
>>79202369
Gays and abortion, yeah. But he pretty much said that those are his personal views and his personal views are not relevant to the country as he is very much in the minority in holding those. I just heard that there was somewhat of an media 'outrage' (the usual shitshow, I guess).
He and Farage are honestly two of my favourite politicians alive today, I try to keep up with them. We don't have anyone with nearly as much backbone, honesty and character here in Switzerland.
>>79202376
G'lad
I quite like matcha tea. i went down japan last year and got into it. Hard to find it nice over here though. Always liked green tea
>>79202401
Early grey is the king of semi-posh teas. have a whack at afternoon tea somewhere if you like loose leaf. Get nice scones n that aswell
plymouth is not an alright place
>drinking tea
good day reddit
>>79202338
Give this man a visa and a new surname
>>79202434
i agree. but he should be viewed as a deeply religious man who is shaped by that and holds views on gays and abortions that reflect that. Not as a posh old fashioned man who thinks what he thinks because le posh and old fashioned
desu I don't drink tea, I just have one medium glass of red wine every morning
NO JOB YET DO NOT QUALIFY FOR JOBSEEKER'S NOR UNIVERSAL CREDIT 'CUS OF MY SAVINGS.
CONSIDERING BECOMING A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY AS A LAST RESORT
>>79202499
I've had afternoon tea, you muppet, I'm not a bloody foreigner
>>79202494
he is interesting. he deals very well with scrutiny and the media. He is very intelligent. Much more so than ar Nige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8wKRg-1e6s
>>79202552
True, I agree with that.
>>79202499
There is both loads of great tea here; since it's all local and people are super autistic about it, and none since the black English style tea I like isn't nearly as popular as other kinds so I always have to buy imported stuff.
I've got a whole spice rack nearly of different kinds of green and herbal teas now though that I can mix together
Green tea is a lot nicer to just drink to relax since it's naturally less bitter
what I ate today:
2 bowls of cornflakes with full fat milk
1 redskin lolly
2 fruit chewing gums
my breakfast:
>cigarette x3 (chain smoked)
>black coffee
>medium line of speed or cocaine
>>79202578
Maybe we can team up and do a series titled "things anon can shove up his bum"
>>79202566
ooh la la
froggy bastard
whats the nicest thing in greggs
>>79202641
>my breakfast:
>medium line of speed OR cocaine
LAD DO YOU EXIST IN A QUANTUM STATE OR SOMETHING
>>79202661
it is a bit froggy but its good for your health
>>79202666
you x
>>79202672
yeh lol
>>79202666
The woman behind the counter
>>79202620
I think I've probably seen every clip of him on YouTube already, hah.
I agree on Nige, but he is still extraordinary in being decently reasonable, very honest and not letting himself be bullied even in the slightest.
Thinking of the oneitis lads, listening to sad love songs
>>79201368
so you don't believe in climate change?
>>79201908
at least that fella died enjoying himself