/brit/

1st for timber framed houses being garbage

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NEED a wife

I wish I had a dinosaur as a pet.

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>the frame is made from timber, so it's a timber house!

australia is like russia but warmer

I wish I had a Brazilian as a pet.

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based arab man

>>79195813
Ah yes, Australia, the land renowned for its low income and depressed population

>>79195813
Making us all look stupid again I see.

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state of /brit/

>>79195813
Embarassing post. Wish US flag IDs were based on states so we could see where this dumbass is from...

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>houses are made from brick frames

>>79195830
>>79195847
>>79195871
i'm an expert and i'm telling you russia and australia are similar in more ways than one

>>79195871
Pretty obvious you're all from THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>79195865
Any man on here who says he WOULDN'T fuck Masie's tight little goblin body were it offered freely and seductively is a fucking liar.

POST PICS OF LONDON ZOO THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN

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>>79195905
My wife and daughters with the long-necked goats

>>79195923
Would fuck the one closest to the camera (not the goats)

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>>79195905

I just got some new drugs I hope they transform me

As any psychoanalyst could tell you, the statement “I plan to vote for Donald Trump” has any number of meanings—“I hate my mother,” “I’m afraid of death,” “I used to delay orgasm by thinking really hard about baseball, but now thinking about baseball is the only thing that makes me come”—but none of them can tell you who’s going to win. It gives you a picture of the present, not a portal to the future. Anything can happen between announcing your intention to do something and actually doing it.

>>79195927
>he dumped this for a mediocre quadroon with a stupid accent

Prince Henry the Homo

An Australian has never made a post that has made me laugh. Britons on the other hand do so quite regularly. I'm sure some miffed Australian will grumble about how Americans are unfunny then proceed to use American memes and comedy on an American image board.

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>>79195755
Hey! Wood Elf! You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end. To go from the gladed realm of Valenwood to a rat-infested hole like this... how very sad. Those walls must feel like they're closing in on you. Pretty soon you'll go mad, and the guards will cut your throat just to stop the ranting. That's right. You're going to die in here, Wood Elf! Die!

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watching braveshart lads

>>79195899
High levels of alcohol abuse are about the only thing the two countries have in common. They are two extremely dissimilar countries.

>>79195755
Played a wood elf as my first proper character in Oblivion.
Absolute best choice.

Is it time for the Anglospere to stop holding back and really get serious in the fight against the animals that we pretend to accept as our kin?

>>79195983
would rather be russian than australian t-b-h

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I'm utterly baffled

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I dunno about this

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behold, the pinnacle of human engineering

anyone else like to scream at night alone haha just like alone and screeeAAAAAAAM haha nobody to wake up close to you at all alone nothing to worry about scream screaming

>>79195937
Christ
Look at all those subhumans

>>79196001
You mean Australians?

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>>79195865
What happened
She used to be a qt

>>79196016
Oh shit the Superjail man is dead

>>79196019
like to do it at 6am so everyone can hear

bogpill me on bum wanking

>>79196016
dumb crossposter

>>79196016
I would fuck every female there.

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>>79196016
>that lip bite

>>79196031
Puberty raped her face.

Realistically how do we remove the 5m+ non whites infesting Britain?

>>79196048
what was the purpose of this post?

>>79196048
Is she on a person or a dildo or what? Asking for my grandson.

>>79196063
nonce

just found out my cat is gay lads

>>79196088
Person

>The boys and girls in the clique
>The awful names that they stick
>You're never gonna fit in much, kid
>But if you're troubled and hurt
>What you got under your shirt
>Will make them pay for the things that they did
What could he have possibly meant in this quotation?

Off to Lord's with the old man today

Nice lunch and a few bottles of premier cru woi oiii

>>79196074
Print a pic of Muhammed on the cover of every paper, run it on every channel's 6 o clock news and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iILjsUviVAk

>>79196111
>off to the lord's
RIP sending my best wishes xx nice trips

>>79196104
ruined

going to go to bed ironically until i fall asleep unironically

>>79196120
>Muhammed
most popular male name in britain

>>79196099
Pics

>>79196153
troubled

>>79196111
haha nice trips again lad but honestly hope you have fun with him and stay safe okay

>>79196184
t-thanks

>>79196182
foy

always get jimmy fallon, jimmy kimmel, and jimmy carr confused

they have the same name in addition to the same jobs, and they look vaguely similar to boot

>>79196157
Nah, it's actually Oliver with Mohammed 2nd. And in some counts Mohammed doesn't show up in the top 10. But it's obviously down to uniformity amongst Pakis versus variety amongst others. Like, only 0.2% of babies might be called Mohammed but the remaining 99.8% is split amongst 1000s of names.

Don't get me wrong, I hate those animals coming into this country and if there was a button that deleted every one of them from existence, I would press it with my rock hard cock as I ejaculate PG Tips all over the place.

>>79196238
Who's that ejaculation matron?

>>79196238
who's this erectile entrepreneur

>>79196226
they're all shit tbqh

>>79196235
>and if there was a button that deleted every one of them from existence, I would press it with my rock hard cock as I ejaculate PG Tips all over the place
i like you
i'll keep an eye out for your posts

Maisie Williams is beautiful desu

>>79196307
I'm surprised you can type, Maisie, with your disgusting hooves.

Just did a fairly nice type 3. Minimal wiping needed after too.

Is it true that in America, you can legally fire an RPG into a vehicle if its tail lights are out?

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>When she hears you're a /brit/ regular

>>79196398
She gives you the cold shoulder?

Oven the tories and nogs

> Cross the road outside of the designated crossing
> Receive a jail sentence for the crime of 'Jaywalking'
Land of the free haha

Imagine being a yank

>>79196456
I tried that last year and I've only just recovered from the coma.

Imagine being a brit

>>79196472
Feels pretty good. I bet even my flag has changed, such is the power of my newfound British mind.

>>79196472
unable to do this

>>79196472
Living the dream poppet x

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https://youtu.be/dxEKa4dlKVw

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You dropped this mate!

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what the craic

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>>79196504
NO I DID NOT

>>79196504
Nah, that belongs to Thailand

Are there still places like this in the USA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVzkTd9R44

I can't stop having sex with beautiful women.

>>79196359
diet?

man dylan i'm so fucken hungry i'mma head out to wendy's see if they still do breakfast catch ya later my dude

>>79196533
embaressing

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>79196535
Parts of Detroit, LA, and Cleveland probably. Most big cities are big into tourism now and clean up the garbage, or at least try.

>>79196535
Why, are you thinking of moving there but want somewhere that reminds you of home?

sexy naughty bitchy me

>>79196549
Embarrassing

>>79196556
That's a little beyond garbage. That looks like somewhere in Syria.

>>79196557
It's like you've read my mind. You're correct.

I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

any scoliosis man in?

My whole University is infested with gorgeous indian women who smell like spring flowers and have velvety, firm brown rumps. They all have at least D cup breasts, impeccable English, successful careers, great personalities, and have the faces of supermodels. They're constantly hitting on me and begging for sex. How do I avoid being sexually harassed?

>be me
>wear cloak
>still be me
>but in cloak
>leave house
>in cloak
>still be me
>outside and in cloak

>>79196549
pathetic liberal nerd

who here permanent neurological damage from hallucinogenics

>>79196548
>>79196499
>>79196032
>>79196235
all good posts

>>79196609
Return to reality.

>>79196611
Very uplifting post. Appreciate it.

psychology is jewish nonsense

>>79196629
embaressing

>>79196600
Remember when that dude was considered edgy?
Shit sounds like dr dre now

Had a dream that life had a save game function and had lots of fun with it, want to go back to sleep desu

business idea : welsh corgi

>>79196660
this is /brit/ not /wales/ sweetie

>>79196657
whats the point if that has no load game function

>>79196660
promotion idea: Collect two welsh corgis and get a free queen.

>>79196611
very high quality post

>>79196645
Not as embarrassing as being some aussie shitcunt haha

>>79196682
embassy

do you love Wales

>>79196611
Literal poetry.

>>79196705
The country or the bird?

just watched that video of that lad snapchatting while fucking tranny in thailand again

off to 'escos, want owt?

>>79196705
I love it when your mom wails in bed

Moved out with my mates lads

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do you love wales

>>79196747
Yeah, some Tetleys because it looks like you've nearly run out of "T" you northern fuck.

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>>79196660

How much jailbait fucking can I see in Skins?

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love the south korean poster x

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do you love whales

wales is fucking shite

going to have a proxy paige wank

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>>79196788
yeh x

>>79195810
>>79195887
What's this meme from?

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do you love wails

>512GB SDD died in the office
>2 months of warranty left
>Gets thrown out
Shall be liberating this and claiming the warranty I think.

>tfw the tories are trying to take away our bongs

anyone watch that new mitchell and webb comedy on c4 last night? thought it was a bit shite but then it picked up in the second half

business idea: run a little highstreet tobacconist's and ask everyone who comes in how i can help

>>79196804
Someone took a pic of you

>>79196814
and then turn into smoke and drift away

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do you love wells

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>>79196778

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do you love wills

>>79196827
genuinely stealing this for my sketch show

>>79196808
call the king a bender you pussy nonce twat

say the 5 magic words, do it

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do you love swill

>>79196840
fug

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do you love willies

do you love pooey arseholes?

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>>79196840
dont get it

>>79196869
we're too highbrow surreal for you m8, it's okay.

>>79196869
*man enters my tobacconists*
me: ah good afternoon sir, how can i help you today?
*turns into smoke and drifts away*

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do you love walls

any willyman in

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do you love wars

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do you love wanking ur willy

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do you love woolies

i love my gf

>>79196910
I love you calling the king a bender

now do it you pussy twat nonce

love my willy

>>79196945
have to agree with this post

>>79196938
>left

cool

>middle

bender

>right

bendress

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Really love the sour taste of Sauerkraut and Rye bread. Love the salty taste of corned beef. Love Reubens.

>>79196938
the absolute state of those ears

>driverless cars
>majority hybrid/electric cars

can't wait

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>>79196834
How old is she meant to be?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYp_TYmzOGqtbOi_E302dHw/videos


some channel.

>>79196982
>driverless cars
sounds shit t?bh

>>79196982
this

>>79196991
virus. Don't click unless you've got the flu shot

cat is vomiting everywhere think one of my chav neighbours fed her antifreeze

>>79196967

hello Chaim

fed a cat antifreeze and feld to australia

>>79196982
>majority hybrid/electric cars
ah yes, can't wait for kids to be taught "stop, look, look again, keep looking because it's the only sense you can trust to spot those hurtling death machines"

>>79196996
call the king a bender you bent nonce pussy ponce twat faggot

Just imagine this for a moment, you're an autonomous car owner enjoying a night of bar hopping with your buds in Chicago. You've all been chugging down pints since happy hour, but no worries you've got a self-driving car. As 2:00 am rolls around the bar tender gives last call and you slam down that last brew before you head out. That last beer was one to many. The moment you get up to leave you black out. Thankfully your buddies and car are there to take you home. As they're putting you in your car one of you friends has a funny idea ,"What if we had the car drive his passed out ass to Canada?" As the car drops off the last person in your group he looks up the closest Canadian border crossing, types the location into the cars nav system and off you go. 6 hours later you wake up with the most confusing hangover of the century as a Canadian Mountie is pounding on your car window asking for your passport. The amount of self-driving car shenanigans could be endless!

>>79197009
nooooooo

>>79197009
sounds like your cat has lost her cool.

>>79197016
>feld

Baboon nonce

any primate man in

I thought that, since I'm now unemployed, I'd come crawling back to /shit/ :^)

>>79197044
OOH EEH AHH AHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>79197016
the absolute state of Australian illiteracy

honestly think once driverless cars become standard, most people will just hail a car instead of owning one

How many bricks are there in the average piece of timber?

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>>79196989
it's her last year in school so I guess 17 or 18

>>79197061
>mfw roads become theme park monorails

Just found out I'm sexy...

hmm ah yes

wonder what type of cloak he's wearing

booked my last hotel in Japan lads
now just travel insurance to go

Taxation is theft.

You know that thing where you keep doing wet gloopy farts but not full sharts? And this is while sitting in a chair. And then after hours just sitting there, you get up and have an actual shit? And then when you come back to your chair there's an almost-dry wet patch below you which is obviously the acculmated hours wort of assjuice but you can just about convince yourself it's a drink you spilled and then forgot about somehow?

>>79197073
Honestly feels great when a woman other than your mom calls you handsome. Even better when your gf calls you hot or sexy.

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Post the first 2 characters of your postcode

>>79197092

couldn't imagine being autistic enough to buy travel insurance for a trip to Japan

>>79197070
Damn, that's not jailbait. That's legal here. I was hoping she was meant to be 15 or less. Pretty depressed now desu.

I wish I were a Brit. Scottish to be more precise.

>>79197098
im not 38 stone so no

mun says i have beautiful eyelashes

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gona start wearing these. thoughts?

>>79197100
they just want your money

Cheltenham is so nice. its like Italy

>>79197105

TW

>>79197123
I'm 11 stone. BMI is average.

See im a pill popper, so ima start poppin em, gimme 20 xanax and ima start droppin em

>>79197105
xD

>>79197153
NO!

Gradually I began to hate them

>>79197105
PE

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>>79197118
>>79196778
this one is supposed to be 13

any smegmen present?

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gona start wearing these. thoughts?

>>79197190
he must be one of them rangers
folks round here call him 'Strider'

>>79197190
gonna wear it outside lad?

>>79197203
call ho chi minh a bender

>>79197208
more like ho chi minge haha

one sip of coffee and i already need a shit

>>79197187
Now we're cooking with semen.

>>79197227
>coffee
numale runt

hot cheeky minge

>>79197227
just the smell does it for me some mornings

>>79197227
One sip of shit and I already need a coffee.

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>>79197203
his true name...you must discover for yourself

>>79197206
it shall serve me well enough as i scuttle to and fro between bus and workplace

>>79197240
>he doesn't have a morning coffee
no one better even TALK to me til i've had my morning coffee

>>79197254
that cloak looks like a bedsheet
if you lived somewhere cold you could get away with a smaller cloak honesty

>>79197265
>no one better even TALK to me til i've had my morning coffee
People saying stuff like this and any kind of "i'm addicted to coffee xD" stuff is a major fucking trigger for me.

If we owned a pub, what would it be called?

>>79197226
just winding him up haha, got nothing against the vietlads, thainonce on the other hand

>>79197291
TO LET.

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>>79197281
fair point
hows this

>>79197286
ah ah AH
*holds hand up*
*takes a sip*
that's better. now, what were you saying?

>>79197291
Free the pedos

>>79197291
The Dog and Bacon

this kills the muslim

>>79197208
desu I'm not even sure if its illegal to say anything bad about him
I know its illegal 100% to criticize the government, I imagine making fun of Uncle Ho is bad too.
besides he was an interesting dude and I don;t want to end up in a bamboo cage even if I am on my work wifi

>>79197326
HORSHAM

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>>79197310

>>79197329
see >>79197307

>>79197291
/brit/ or FOY. Something unclever or hackneyed enough to attract Englishmen

>>79197321
Even though I know you're joking it still annoys me. It's like how in books people always obsessively mention when the characters either smoke or drink coffee. "He lit a cigarette in the drizzle, sipped his coffee, and headed on home" every fucking two pages or some shit like that.

>>79197310
looks better
probably too warm in NZ to get away with it though

PLEASE censor our internet, foreigners and corporations

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-07/social-media-giants-facebook-twitter-crack-down-hate-speech/8882948

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>>79197329
i'll trade you some ARVN rifles
never been fired and only dropped once

>>79197310
Looks like he just sleepwalked through a building site.

>>79197348
yeh thats called immersion you dunce

looking at lexi belle porn

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you enter the market town of horsham

http://www.pnas.org/content/114/35/9314.full

>>79197374
It's always cigs and coffee is my point. To a ridiculous degree. "He got home and lit a cigarette and poured some coffee" happens 10 million times more than "he got home, eat some crisps and opened a can of Coke" or whatever.

>''''''hate speech''''''

>>79197376
porn is super illegal t b h
more than calling HCM gay

>>79197379
do muslims burst into flames if they get too close to that?

>>79197351
nah its about same here as in UK, just seasons in reverse order (nearly spring)

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>>79197379
>dog
>bacon

Robbie from Arsenal Fan TV here AMA

>>79197379
kek

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>labour re-commencing in 2 minutes

>>79197397
It's hard to isolate the exact cause of why a Muslim bursts into flames since it happens to often and in so many different situations.

>>79197379
i was there a few months back, p sure it's not called to dog and bacon any more

disclaimer: I was very drunk

>>79197419
is that a troll filename? because its trolling me hard

Can't believe this one autist and his obsession with coffee lol

>being a student in 2017

HOWLING

Is Naruto Welsh? Why does he keep saying "dirty boyo"?

>>79197393
HCMC a shit

>>79197466
>>79197466
>>79197466


new


>>79197466
>>79197466
>>79197466

soup is a pretty cheap, easy and nutritious meal to have during the week. i suggest you lazier lads get on it.

>>79195755
nice OP

bit nostalgic

>>79197430
i live down the road from it

it is still the dog and bacon