brit

>>79194016
If this post is dubs then I live

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>the plan for today:
wake up at 10AM
do some language practice
cook some nutritious meals
get some paperwork done
go to the gym
bed by midnight

>what actually happened today
woke up at 2pm
did no work
installed a new videogame
ate microwave frankfurters and packaged cheese
didnt go to the gym
went to bed at 5:50AM

business idea: die.
>>79194016 >>79194016 >>79194016

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doing a think

flat earth is real

>>79194044
Halfbreeds are always the most desperate to one-up

>>79194041
stop jacking off to porn and maybe you mgiht have some dopamine tomorrow

>>79194055
>>79194044
>>79194033
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

there's something very runtish about ITV's election night coverage

>>79194044
I do not understand this image

>>79194088
Brainlet

Just put a cheeky 20 on dear ole Lizzy biting the big one before 2020. If they Queen goes belly up before then I'm using the money for a pizza party.

>>79194071
one clear answer: flat earth is real

is flat earth actually real? need some proof

>>79194044
lol mad ting innit blad

>>79194092
I got it after a second look. Terrible wording.

>>79194111
>ting
Fuck off mick.

>>79194103
try to pour water onto a ball and see if it sticks

all the evidence you need

>>79194122
fucking bumbaclot

>>79194123
whoa

>>79194123
>what is gravity

>>79194123
it doesnt stick on a flat disk either
it runs off the sides

or is the earth a bowl?

Why do you think Australia is so dry?
We're on the bottom of the sphere, so all the water fell off.

>>79194123
it does because it's wet

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4856268/Transgender-rapist-moved-women-jail-segregated.html

hmmm ahh yes

>>79194123
>>79194162
neurons positively overheating at the pair of these posts

>>79194162
german posting with a proxy

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>humans are the smartest race

>>79194016
kys

When you pour water on a ball, where does it go to drip off?

Now look at where the south pole is....

>>79194140
>he believes in gravity too
>>79194152
Ice walls. Do your own research.
>>79194162
Exactly. Why would houston flood if the earth was round? It would fall off. Only a flat earth can flood

>>79194065
>jacking off

american posting with a proxy

>>79194192
not a clue what's going on here

>>79194162
>Why do you think Australia is so dry?
flat and no mountains/water inland

flat earth posters are either baiting or schizophrenic

>>79194228
Literal autism

>>79194215
why do ships disappear below the horizon so you can only see their sails as ships get further away?

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just got back fron sociology class. feel like pic related now

>>79194240
hm?

>>79194237
Not an argument

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>>79194243
>Blonde haired "men"

>>79194242
Law of perspective

is the moon flat?

>>79194237
It's good debate practice, you don't have to be right to win an argument. You've just got to present things the other side can't refute.

Such as renting a plane/helicopter near the supposed edge of the world to prove there's an edge would have happened several times already if it were true.

wearing some pretty high tech socks at the moment

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5qYrboTUE

>>79194243
went to open pirated photoshop to edit it to being about a new keynesian economist forced to read Minsky, Kalecki and The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money, then being beaten up by social democrats for being a blairite but decided against it

>>79194276
The ice wall patrols fucktard!

The world would be a better place if there were no Anglos desu

>>79194242
Here I found it in your language
https://youtu.be/E3WkQ_qATbM

just woke up and I'm going to wank

>>79194268
Possibly, have you ever seen the other side of it?

>>79194322
hayek was based

>>79194328
Ah yes, how silly of me.

roses are red
violets are blue
you may not care about aggregate demand
but mismanaged it will fuck you

not wearing any socks or shoes

>>79194276
Good luck, God won't let you

just woke up and I'm going to wank
Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)14:53:28 No.79194349
>>79194268
Possibly, have you ever seen the other side of it?
Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)14:53:32 No.79194350
>>79194322
hayek was based
Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)14:53:39 No.79194354
>>79194328
Ah yes, how silly of me.
Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)14:54:29 No.79194362
roses are red
violets are blue
you may not care about aggregate demand
but mismanaged it will fuck you
Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)14:54:40 No.79194366
not wearing any socks or shoes

>>79194394
>God is in on the flat earth conspiracy
Well fuck

>>79194258
shitskin

>>79194395
me at the bottom

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>>79194350
need to get around to leafing through road to serfdom
need to find out of the process in the comic is the same one as described in the book, because i can't think of a single country where pic related has occurred.

>>79194402
read genesis you stupid fucking pedophile

hate thailad's patronizing attitude

i see right through your thinly veiled attempt at manipulation

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new shoes

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>HAYT THOILED'S PAYTRONOIZING AYTITYUDE

>OI SEE ROIGHT THREW YA THINLY VEELED ATTEMPT AT MANEEPULATION

andrew anglin is probably the best pro-white yank since rockwell

>>79194432
read this in an australian woman's voice and now i know i'm going to have the dream about being beaten up by an Australian air traffic control woman in Brisbane again.

>>79194347
did it didn't I

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>andrew anglin is probably the best pro-white yank since rockwell

>>79194421
I'm thinking about buying real yeezys. I have no fashion sense but I want to show up all the asians at uni who wear knockoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_omZtXc

CHOON

>>79194421
are they your best house shoes?

Thailad: think or thick noodles?

time is moving much faster than i had hoped

>>79194456
yeezys will make you look like you have even less fashion sense, they'll make you look like the type of fuccboi who hangs a supreme towel in his room. like a fucking chink student.

buy NMDs or something if you want sneakerheads to like you

Sir are you aware you're a cat

don't appreciate this yank making a stereotypical accent mockery in regards to my posts

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>>79194481
>it took him this long to load the image

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>>79194350
Hayek was GAY

>>79194489
=^._.^=

>>79194486
I just want people to know I have more money than them

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>andrew anglin

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>>79194484
Smoke a J and it'll move as slow as a snail

>>79194500
What?

Thailad: sink or swim?

>>79194512
What if I smoke 5 Js?

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>>79194403
Blond women are for black hair men

oilioioioioiolioioioilioi

>>79194505
then buy geobaskets or something, or just wear things that look expensive, wearing sneakers to show off money is nigger tier

there are SO many 1:1 fake yeezys on unionhouse and shit, literally the only people who will take notice are little fucking chinks

>tyromancy. Obsolete, a form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates. See also: Cheese. a form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates.

what the FUCk

>>79194530
You'll go back in time

>>79194442
I agree. God Damm the Jewish terrorists for essentially denying his presence on the internet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DlBHBZFm1U

lads

>>79194512
I rolled 7 joints on Monday, and I've been smoking one everyday after work. I get a lot more out of my 2 hours at home before I have to get to sleep for work (12 hour back to back shifts). 1 hour feels at least twice as long.

weed is the quintessential runt drug
if you smoke it you are undoubtedly a runt

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>god is an astronaut

>>79194541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEJdcIXJto#t=3m25s

>>79194550
he needs to start doing irl stunts

It feels weird to see foreigners here casually posting about stuffs that will 100% get you jailed in korea lol

peeled skin off my foot and I'm chewing it like gristle

Every fucking 'choon' that I see linked in these threads is shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDFi_zSttQ

best TUNE in this thread

Every fucking 'TUNE ' that I see linked in these threads is shit

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>>79194576
god obviously isn't an astronaut
it's a metaphor lad
it alludes to how science has taken over religion as a subject of worship

stop hatposting me!

>>79194613
I mailed a pound of weed today

>>79194634
no it isn't
be quiet

>>79194652
I mailed a litre of cum into ur mum lmao

>just had a bagel, pot pie, popcorn, yogurt, and protein bar
>still hungry
think I might have a problem

>>79194660
Yeah, your diet is shit. Any more thoughts?

Would quite like a toasted bagel with Philadelphia cream cheese.

>>79194673
Shut the fuck up whitey

>>79194670
I'm also quite portly.
That's all.
>>79194673
Exactly what I had.

>>79194682
Good lad

Have to get most bready items from a literal bakery because supermarket bread etc. is shit here.

mate thinks he is 10% fluent in German because of Duolingo

mate thinks he is 10% fluent in German because of Duolingo

I'm 10% fluent in German

mate thinks he is 10% fluent in German because of Duolingo

>>79194727
yeah me too, thx to duolingo

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thoughts?

>>79194739
Thoughts on the Irish?

>>79194745
Would fuck Velma

>>79194745
these ppl shdnt breed

My parents don't like my girlfriend and my girlfriend's parents don't like me
Hehe

>>79194649
actually i'm fedoraing your music taste

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>According to Spengler, the Western world is ending and we are witnessing the last season—"winter time"—of Faustian Civilization. In Spengler's depiction, Western Man is a proud but tragic figure because, while he strives and creates, he secretly knows the actual goal will never be reached.

>>79194762
Are you Montague or Capulet?

>>79194706
Supermarket breads are inferior most everywhere I think.
Never been to Britain so I don't know about their mysterious breads.

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What're you listening to right now?
>>79194774
Sad

>>79194780
yeah
it happens

>>79194783
The own brand stuff, sure.. but supermarkets in the UK stock decent brands of bread. I think we're more into bread than you guys.

>>79194771
it's very benign music
what's not to like about it

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I passed out after work and just woke up. It's 2 am. Help, I fucked up my circadian rhythm.

oi thairad

>>79194781
Well my family is better off than her's so I guess I'm a Montague.

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>>79194817

>>79194799
turn down the racism please

>>79194828
neat, so what's the actual problem?
>>79194838
sorry

regular idea: autistically model my lifestyle on characters from media

just thought that if i was constantly writing letters to people like tywin lannister, people would think im very important and that ive got my fingers in many pies

racist little brexiteers

>>79194843
I'm white and she isn't.
My parents aren't fond of her ethnic background and her's aren't fond of mine.

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Cooked some salsa verde chicken burritos.

>>79194859
Black or Mexican?

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>>79194872
Mexican

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Had a black gf one time. She was thoughtful, loving, hard-working, and very patient. Came from an upper class black family with baptist roots.

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Only converse with the following people.

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>>79194885
I see, well good luck with that lad

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>>79194902
this is a list a pooperpillaged lefty made

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>>79194902
>skreamlol
skreaching

FUCK hurricanes my plane tickets are going to cost fucking $200

>>79194902
the fact that the alt-right welcome these degenerates says a lot

Hope that Puerto Rican lad is alri

>>79194988
>flying
the virgin way to travel

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rate the fit

Off for a quick run lads

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYtzBdCFdiL/


FUCKING hell that hurricane is something else

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The NOAA Puerto Rican radar station has been showing a static image for the past ~16 hrs because it was completely annihilated by Hurricane Irma. Wiped off the map. Feels like a horror movie when the monster nabs your friend.

>>79194902
That's....a a lot of alt-right furries

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the gf

>>79195012
what is it then?

>>>/pol/140599139

bender test: do you prefer kev, or tim?

>>79195028
It's probably closer to a "people that have disagreed with me this one time" list. You know what leftists are like.

>>79194673
>bagel
jew

>>79194974
>I need them medically
SHART

>>79195004
my dad worked for united so I can usually fly for free but fucking hurricanes want to fuck me

>>79195042
Kev is more lovably pathetic
Tim jumped the shark ages ago

>>79195057
good lad

>>79195050
oy vey, the jig is up.

>tragedy literally means song of sheep
Why is this?

>>79195043
what are leftists like, nonce?

ALRI THAILAD

>>79195077
They resort to defaming labels to slander people rather than having sensible discussions.
>>79195078
ALRI

>>79194974
Day at the park with daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mat2xztctmg

>>79194016
Praying

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>>79195028
shadilay!

>>79195107
>walls covered in shit
Why do autistic types do this? Can't they appreciate a minimalist aesthetic?

The king of Thailand is a bender.

>>79195125
tv I guess?
I always see these stereotypical rooms covered in shit to show how "personal" they are

maaaaaaaaaax

>>79195107
>his thighs literally dont end
fattest runtoid on planet earth perhaps?

>>79195125
I have diagnosed autism and don't do this. Seems to be more a runtish normal sort of trait. (Which in my experience is also what most furries are, they're just sort of vague generic people, like Bethesda NPCs.) Probably to make up for visually what they lack in humanity.

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>I have diagnosed autism

Lads, I pooed in my pants today. I was picking a few things up at Wal Mart and I felt a fart coming on. The only problem was that it wasn't a fart. It was a shit.

>>79195156
its the same reason people fill their homes with whatever other consumer garbage
you gotta be an individual and have an "identity"

>>79195171
alri skreamlol?

>>79195182
????

had a laugh today and though about how much happier I was just a few years ago

Mad how some people are still depressed when they could just take credit for the achievments of there race.

>>79195171
what'd you name it

thinking about all the years I've wasted

*attaches the suction device to the auto-ejaculator*
*attaches clamps to nipples*
*puts ball gag in mouth*
Right, time to do a proper wank

>>79195259
you're not fucking british

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me

>>79195279
??
A fact I am quite aware of.

love how yanks make 90% of the foy posts now

this idiot Australian has been posting by himself for 15 minutes now

Not a proper British poster in 11 posts.
Wait, scratch that, one just posted.

making all the australian posts myself, as i have been for years

>>79195290
so stop fucking acting like it dipshit nobody here says "proper wank" fuck off

>>79195022
have you seen this>>79194290

going to let boss man cut my hair today

I'm not fucking around

>>79195327
I live in South Florida. Should I evacuate?

>>79195342
probably

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work in twelve hours and nine minutes

>>79195355
>gif
fuck off

>>79195342
google.org/crisismap/2017-irma

>>79195355
same at 2pm i will toil

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>>79195362
excellent post

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i made sure to mention that i'm a virgin on my disability application lads
hopefully they'll pity me

>>79195362
reminder that oswald mosley got blown the FUCK out by a bunch of jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNkTnIsWho

>>79191491
He's not a chad, he was a fat kid who was bullied at school.

On a totally different note, has anyone got any recentish *original* pics of London zoo

>>79195321
>nobody here says "proper wank" fuck off
Pretty sure both proper and wank are common words here in the States.

praahper weeink

>>79195433
never fucking reply to me again you stupid LARPing faggot.

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look at them all

any girl(female) man in?

>>79195459
:3

Unironically come from a family of Polish immigrants.
Absolute state of our lives to live here.

>>79195447
Neck yourself asswipe.

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>>79195453

>tfw the UK is one of the few countries in the world where you don't have to hover the mouse over the flag to know what the fuck the country is
That's when you know you've made it as a country.

>>79195453
Very rude. I doubt an actual Briton made this post. Reeks of curry.

>>79195191
>>79194974

any phimosis man in? wanna clean you off

>>79195362
> Harry Potter flag

i fucking hate jews but fuck me their women are beautiful

and not in a plastic bimbo sort of way like with slav girls

>>79195477
Wipe yourself assneck.

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What are some games which helped you stop being a nazi /brit/?

>>79195478
weew

why are euros obsessed with america lol

>>79195502
Why do Jewish Girls always have amazing tits? Is it an infiltration technique?

Paki trev is seething

>>79195489
don't have full-blown phimosis but my foreskin is a bit tight

also been tossing up buying a turtleneck lately incidentally

>>79195502
Agree completely. Big tits jewess is my dream

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how about this
we drop all sanction on NK, give them whatever they need in aid to prevent them from starving, invite Kim to the big boy table, open our hearts and arms to them and bring them onto the world stage

>>79195530
well roll it back bud i'm hungry and you're dirty let's fix two problems xx

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>>79195502
They look like Bob Dylan in drag. Natalie Portman is a huge outlier.

the penis just twitched

>>79194016
>no /brit/ in the subject
>people used the thread anyway

Howe the fuck was I supposed to find this OP you faggot?

>>79195541
How about we just stop pretending their civilians are worth shit and drop a load of nukes on them and say "you want a nuclear test, here have a fucking nuclear test performed by senpai".

There's some paki trying to turn Britons and Americans against each other.

>>79195561
that will never happen
we're like peas in a pod

>>79195561
FOY

>>79195505
Audibly LOL'd.

when i see the element logo i just get a whiff of body odour

Why do Southerners call Northerners Yankees, when Brits call all Americans Yanks? Were Southerners the original /brit/ wannabes?

>>79194421
look like them dont hold water whatsoever
bad buy
xx

>>79195587
Southerners called northerners yankees because they were yankee doodle during the civil war

The north won, so we call you all yanks, a shortened version

le monke face

>>79195600
pics x

sick and tired of our matchbox timber houses
they're so fucking shit

Boss called at 5:10pm
Stared at my phone and decided to not pick up

>>79195616
I'm sick and tired of everything on that pseudo-country you call home.

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He's gonna take you back to the past
To play those shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry Nintendo nerd
He's that angry Atari Sega nerd
He's the angry video game nerd

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>>79195616
>arsetralia
LOL!

>>79195616
Where the fuck do you live that has timber houses? That's such a Yank thing.

>>79194421
Looks like your foot was mummified with socks.

When lefties see me they start running cause of how fucking redpilled i am. They know if push comes to shove i would obliterate them in one on one politics.

Last 5 maches on tinder were Asian, what gives?

uniggered niggers of niggerica

>>79194780
Race war when

>>79195651

>>79195643
are you for real
90% of the houses in this country are made from timber

looking around melbourne with street view and there's more chinese people than there are australians haha

>>79194780
I must've missed that scene in Ghostbusters.

>>79195653
Catfishing often uses Asians.

>>79195656
When I was little I thought "race war" was another name for the Olympics.

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>mad
>at timber

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>>79195663
About to BTFO you with ABS stats, get FUCKED

Guessing you live in fucking TAS or QLD

does your vehicle have ABS?

>>79195673
They're not catfish, this has been a trend

>>79195686
Lel
First thing I said when I first saw a black person as a toddler was something racist apparently
Banter

>>79195710
Why would my vehicle have muscles?

Saw a girl who couldn't have been older than 13 yesterday, she was wearing a transparent top and a lace bra underneath

not a nonce or anything, but it was memorable.

>>79195719
FOOL!!!!!!

Get the darkies out.

Reminder that Australians live in houses made of Lebanese men's chest hair.

>>79195728
Old enough m8.

In Romania I saw an even younger girl wearing a really skimpy bikini and sandals walking through a train station about 300 miles from a beach. Every single man was ogling her.

>>79195699
i'm talking about timber frame which every single house in the past 50 years is made out of, not the veneer

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My hero

Reminder that Britons live in houses made of Lesbian minge hair

>>79195751
So going off his name, he was half German, half Spanish?

>>79195755
>>79195755
>>79195755
New thread or when this one reaches bump limit.

will not be replying to the OP

>>79195763
No that's where your mom's face lives.

Against racism.

Post how many shits you have a day. I wanna see the international difference. I predict Americans either have more because they eat more or less because they have constipation because of how awful their diet is.

hate yankos.

/brit/ more like /lit/

2nd last post

bump limit reached.

UK dies tomorrow