gonna go to sleep edition
they call me _____
1st for Milton Keynes
>>79191432
I don't smoke but I disagree, it smells great and it does look pretty cool. I tried to start because it looked cool but I couldn't hack it, was way too strong and cut the chest off me
4th for strasserism
milk on keys
>>79191353
he looked amazing in his prime but faded so hard.
Dark haired Anglo Chads look exceptional until their late 20s and then fall of the face of the planet.
Tom Welling is another example
>>79191464
>smells great
literally kys
feel like gouging the eyes out of smokers when i'm near them
>>79191372
>>79191404
>this man runs the most powerful national on Earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc
you've got to love America, their culture is truly next level
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
All in here
salty milk and keys
MY NAME IS
>>79191497
Kill yourself for trying to threadsplit you spastic, first-posted new is always the new and all others get reported.
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
Do not post in passmong threads
Just smashed the shit out of the gym
Feeling good
>>79191520
fuck off
>>79191495
You sound like an insufferable faggot.
>>79191520
pure jewish wife vs albino african pornstar...
>>79191428
middle aged middle class housewives love them because they are "safer", but generally SUV's are a bit too big to be convenient on our roads
>threadsplitting at this hour
I dislike early posts as much as the next upstanding citizen but if you didn't post yours first just do the decent thing and delete your thread
>smells great
20th for strasserism
what a bizarre production
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23NFvI00q14
Fanny smells great
people i consider subhuman
>vegans
>smokers
>druggies
>muslims
>tattooed people
>fatties
>trannies
>non whites
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
>>79191455
We're all in here
not him and i dont smoke either but he's right it does look cool and does smell pretty good
people who whinge about smokers are pathetic
>>79191577
thoughts on pints?
>>79191536
*shoves a burning cigarette up your nostrils*
>>79191599
This. Blow smoke in their faces all the time, they do a fake cough and all it's funny as fuck. Never will you find a group of people more butthurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wl7VIeWNM
MANDATORY VIEWING FOR THE THREAD
she reminds me of the female version of the 56% face meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEtHdZbjo0Q
>tobacco smoke
>smelling good
wew
Joy Lane did this
smokers should be hanged
Prefer the smell of cigarettes to the smell of vapes
only ever done 5 illegal drugs in my life, 2 of which were merely prescription drugs
MDMA is by fay my favourite. I've never felt more happy, relaxed and care free.
I find smoke smells good too and looks very cool. Scared to start smoking though
>>79191646
Hung*
People that can't do basic grammar should be hung.
body is a temple
smokers should be crucified
this temple it tilts
body is a mosque
If you actually smoke because you want to die at 60 then you probably just smoke because you were abused as a child and its effected your mental health, but that's just my opinion.
>people i consider subhuman
>>vegans
>>smokers
>>druggies
>>muslims
>>tattooed people
>>fatties
>>trannies
>>non whites
A girl in my class just told everyone that her and her friend witnessed the Isla Vista shootings
Tobacco should be outlawed and degenerate smoker scum thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years
>>79191735
don't care
can't believe i spent £18 on this nonsense book
>>79191735
Dunno what that is, also don't care x
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1AinNTYqk5m
>>79191717
SHUT HE FUCK UP YOY STUPUD FAGGOT ILL SMOKE BECAUSE ITS MY OWN DECISION YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCK TARD I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE ALONE VIRGIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bd6nFgOF54
guffawing
>>79191748
straya
>>79191735
she and her friend
smoking a rollie as we speak.
i smoke unfiltered rollies to inflict maximum damage. opinions?
>>79191735
why didn't she get rodgered
>smoking a rollie as we speak.
>i smoke unfiltered rollies to inflict maximum damage. opinions?
rorkes btfo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm
>>79191745
good post
>>79191776
bad post
If someone reflexively recoils merely at the sincere reference of Solzhenitsyn in relation to soviet history, they're probably either an actual Jew or spiritually Jewish.
Yanks pronounce twat "twot"
>>79191769
Fucking hell calm down, I've seen loads of people go through mental trauma when they were growing up and a lot of them ended up smokers. I suppose Daddy grabbed your thigh a little bit too hard for that outrageous wall of text?
>>79191819
Jewish women are the most degenerate coalburners in the world
>>79191836
Nah, most say "twaht"
>>79191620
>they do a fake cough
nothing gets my blood boiling more than that pathetic passive aggressive fake cough they do.
If you actually care and get angry about what people choose to do with their own body, you might be autistic.
>>79191756
Elliot Rodger shootings
>>79191755
>not buying second-hand books
Also what book
>>79191838
You seemed to be the one that was abused for actually caring about what other people do.
Not even a smoker, just think you're autistic. simple as
>>79191853
tawht to you is twot to us
Imagine living in the kind of country where people older than 60 are nonfunctional. Dad's 72 and still does everything he did in his 40s.
>>79191819
even his wife admitted his work was fiction
>>79191877
Yeah Elie Wiesel was a real slimy piece of shit huh
>>79191758
Funfact: he's actually speaking Ulster-scots language
just unironically pissed in a bottle because i'm too lazy to get out of bed
>>79191866
t. Dad beat you for telling him you were homosexual. Chill out rotten teeth
Feeling really empowered to join people in civil society lads
>>79191877
Source?
>>79191900
he was, solzhenitsyn was still a mong though
sue
>>79191911
t. autistic
I grew up as an orphan also I'm not a smoker :)
did absolutely nothing the last 2 days
need to go for a run tomorrow atleast
>>79191919
Nevermind, I found it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/06/world/natalya-reshetovskaya-84-is-dead-solzhenitsyn-s-wife-questioned-gulag.html
>>79191919
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/06/06/world/natalya-reshetovskaya-84-is-dead-solzhenitsyn-s-wife-questioned-gulag.html
>>79191911
imaging being this mad. go fake cough elsewhere passive aggressive nonce
>>79191931
Get back to eating your bowl of maggots, Oliver Twist. Sweeping chimneys tomorrow, smokey? You are actually having a meltdown lmfao
>>79191911
autism
*3rd eye starts vibrating*
llllaaaaddsssssss
*entire body starts vibrating*
LLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDSSSSSS
*steam starts coming out my ears*
EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
*ding
Next post is... trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWZhFrq7CEI
post fashy chons
>>79191911
You seem autistic
do good women exist lads?
Business idea : a weasel
>>79191911
my grandfather fought in ww2, drank like a fish and smoked non-stop until he died at age 70 and my nan smoked a pack a day since she was 14 and lived until 84.
my family has good genes, i can smoke and drink as much as i want.
Smokers can't go a day without having a tab how fucked is that lel, meanwhile they're paying ridiculous amounts of money just to die quicker. What a runtish existence, actually makes me want to be sick thinking of it.
Also if you blew smoke in my face I'd leave you on the floor for the ambulance to clean up, no runt is blowing disgusting chemicals in my face. Pussies.
When lefties see me they start running cause of how fucking redpilled i am. They know if push comes to shove i would obliterate them in one on one politics.
>>79192037
>my family has good genes, i can smoke and drink as much as i want.
really does not work like that
>>79192042
you are mad
and I could easily defeat you in hand to hand combat
>I'd leave you on the floor for the ambulance to clean up
doubt it, autistic people can't fight
>>79192042
Didn't realise life was an autistic competition to see who can live the longest
*blows smoke in your face*
See ya
Enjoy paying for my chemotherapy
>>79192042
Autism
>>79192075
Youd be too out of breath to flex a muscle, disgusting ash toothed shit
79192096
you're autistic though so you don't have muscles
why do smokers tend to have mental health problems?
>>79192042
looks like someone could do with a cigarette, calm down mate and have a smoke to relax haha
*blows smoke in your face*
have fun paying for my healthcare
I think there has been 1 or 2 bad eggs tonight poisoning the threads
late night /brit/ is usually the height of decorum and civil discussion
gunna ask you to change your attitudes if you want to return tomorrow
/kill smokers 2017/
smoking looks aesthetic
but I will NOT concede that they smell great
yeah and the person literally going MAD as FUCK (you) doesn't have mental illness, right
reckon I have the best vocabulary here
not a smoker but it does look cool as fuck, don't see the problem
>>79192152
heh
nothing personnel
>>79192126
Have you noticed how many were triggered by talking about mental health? Jeez, like maybe those cigarettes are fucking your brain chemistry. Time to quit, no smoke November???
The more and more i think about it the more and more i grow to see smokers as the lesser evil. People actively aiming to live for 70+ years are just trying to be a burden on younger generations as they won't work be working till that age just leeching off welfare.
>>79192152
what does supercalifragilisticepealidocious mean, then?
>>79192180
>>79192180
a) I scored higher
and
b) that website is clearly bullshit and overrates everyones score
enjoy paying for my healthcare non smoker :)
>>79192192
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*
Reckon i am the only trilingual here
smoking doesn't cause lung cancer, cause does not equal correlation
>>79192196
It'd be worth it when you're dying slowly and painfully
NHS should be banned for
>smokers
>fatties
>alcoholics
>non whites
Fact
>>79192218
smoking doesn't cause cancer see
>>79192217
>>79192228
smokers contribute more to the NHS than normal people
>>79192235
smoking increases your odds of developing cancer you absolute mongs
doing a smoke and then going to bed
>>79192228
but smokers literally pay more tax than anyone, we fund your healthcare we fund the NHS more than anyone :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9359212/Obese-and-smokers-less-of-a-burden-on-the-NHS-than-the-healthy-who-live-longer-report.html
>Obese and smokers less of a burden on the NHS than the healthy who live longer - report
stay mad
What I've learnt from this thread:
1) smokers are depressed,
2) are retarded,
3) have no capability of future planning
4) do not think about others surrounding them
blowing ciggie smoke in me dogs face because I know he gets jealous that he isn't allowed any
What I've learnt from this thread
1)This dude is seriously autistic
2)He might have been abused as a child to be this mad
3) Smoking does not cause cancer
4)Smokers pay the most tax and fund the NHS
5)smokers less of a burden on the nhs than the healthy that live longer
Approve of this.
>>79192265
>>79192265
he's not wrong.
when i was in the hospital, literally everyone smoked - especially the schizos who literally chain smoked non-stop
not a smoker but might take it up because of this thread
Most smokers are manlets, FACT
Hungary wants this thread to stay bumped until tomorrow. Help pls.
>>79190438
>>79190438
>>79190438
>>79190438
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to 4chan
Massive immigration doesnt cause high crime rate
>2017
>doesn't burn cigarettes
I was just smoking weed and i was like "Woah! what if people just stopped being racist."
Extremely deep thinking there.
morning lads
morning James
Believe smokers (who willingly pollute the atmosphere) deserve to be sent to a form of Auschwitz..... With no smoke breaks... Devel eggs
>>79192372
uhh...
good morning?
>>79192379
James pls
>>79192389
who's feeding you information
walked passed a guy on flinders st mumbling this
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ikriBgiM2k
>>79192399
Another lad named James
haha wahey thailad how are we this arvo?
>a deathstick overpowers smokecucks
lol, imagine that, sad isnt it?
>>79192400
did a little laugh
>>79192410
haha wahey bruce, haha mental.. yeh good mate good
WAHEYHEY THAILAD HOW ARE YOU DOING HAHAH AWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
>>79192407
don't maliciously destroy my life pls, I always defended you when everyone called you a noncer
**walks towards you**
>>79192426
still hasn't called the king a bender i bet
Thailad whats your opinion on the schools of Divination and Illusion?
cannot wait for choclotito to avenge his unjust defeat
>>79192422
I've been trying to tell them that but they're having none of it. Sad to its heights.
>>79192426
haha classic bruce
>>79192429
James, you and me.. we're thick as thieves m8 no worries yeh? You've got a friend in me.. Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too, maybe
But none of them will ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you, boy
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
A cup of coffee after lunch
fuck OFF
only I talk to thailad
James-uh is a poof-tuh
>>79192449
spoopy
what do you think of the new king thailad
>The drow are usually known among the other races as vicious and evil. It would be easiest to describe the drow as elitists and racial supremacists
honestly tempted to filter my own flag
NON-SMOKERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SMELL ARE LIKE CHILDREN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TASTE OF VEGGIES 2BQH
listening to cars drive by outside and pretending I live in the matrix future and the sounds are actually those scary flying squid bots
>>79192525
>cars drive by outside and pretending I live in the matrix future and the sounds are actually those scary flying squid bots
can't find this song on the google lad
>>79192506
I'm simply indifferent as I don't think he's actually doing anything. Perhaps he'll start helping people and stuff like his father did after the funeral next month.
oven the heebs
ARE WE GOING TO START THE SHOUTPOSTING GIMMICK AGAIN? NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THIS GIMMICK BUT IT MIGHT CATCH ON, WHO KNOWS REALLY, GUESS YOU GOTTA GIVE NEW THINGS A TRY SOMETIMES
>drow (複数形 drow) (fantasy role-playing games, countable) A member of a fictional race of dark elves in various fantasy settings, such as Dungeons & Dragons.
Cringes
oven the hebes
>>79192561
>>79192547
dangerous and downright stupid
culture exchange apps on phones > /int/
>>79192649
>synchronized walking
bit gay
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>ADHD: There is evidence dating back to the 1990s suggesting that nicotine may be useful for treating various symptoms of ADHD.
>Antidepressant: Nicotine has been well-documented as eliciting antidepressant effects in both humans and animals.
>Anxiolytic: It is known that nicotine also can decrease levels of anxiety in humans and animals.
>Brain waves: Most people during a waking state have predominantly beta brain waves. It seemed as though tobacco smoking produced significant increases in alpha waves. This means that nicotine can put people in a state of creative alertness as alpha waves are associated with creativity.
>Cognitive enhancement: Nicotine has been well-documented for its ability to enhance cognitive function and overall performance. Research published in 2001 highlighted the fact that transdermal nicotine administration in the form of “patches” treated a certain cognitive impairments associated with Alzheimer’s disease, schizophrenia, as well as attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
>Sauce - http://mentalhealthdaily.com/2015/05/26/hidden-benefits-of-nicotine-on-the-brain/
>>79192666
based satan
>>79192666
you've convinced me i'm becoming a lifelong smoker now
>what do you mean you dont like football
love cat reaction images
>>79192666
woah *coughs* that's *wheezes* amaz *cough* *cough* ing *dies*
need a way of sending fags to the uk/aus and charging half the price they pay there.
Thinking of making a boardgame called 'settlers of satan'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cambridge-university-student-burn-20-note-homeless-man-abuse-privilege-ronald-coyne-a7924806.html
>He said the teenager said: “How’s that for change, I’ve changed it into flames.”
>>79192769
Chinks have been doing that for ages
opinions on people with anxiety/depression? do you think it's a real illness?
IF I ONLY COULD
I'D MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
>>79192811
yes, i had depression
>>79192790
They've probably got entire post offices paid off or in on it.
>gen z is 50% mentally ill pedophiles
>>79192844
thanks lad x
>>79192854
foy
>>79192854
just saved this wojak
>>79192774
gas toffs
>heathcliff
>it's me
>your cathy
>I've come home
>>79192774
proper twats
>>79192892
*waves arms*
hey thailad can i have a you
NEED a Chell
>>79192892
love are kate
any rorke man in here?
women are all sluts prove me wrong
>>79192925
thanks thailad
>>79192945
>hate special needs
>>79192945
*raises pint*
>>79192957
:)
>>79192953
my mum isn't
Why are women so cancerous? Why doesn't every woman agree that left looks the best
just spent two hours applying for disability lads
never thought my life would come to this but yet... here i am...
hopefully the gubbamint can help me get back on my horse. i've been a neet for too damn long
>>79192979
she only looks like shit without makeup because she wears makeup
our skin needs to breathe naw'mean
>>79192970
Yeah she only had sex with one back dude to conceive you.
>>79192979
hate the subtle manipulativeness inherent in actually wearing makeup daily.
>>79192981
good luck x
Thailad has a fetish for Asians
>>79192979
>wears makeup every day
>doesn't wear makeup one day
>is confused when people say she looks different
>she only looks like shit without makeup because she wears makeup
>our skin needs to breathe naw'mean
>>79192979
Bad lighting contributes to the far-left one, BAD COMPARISON
lol if women want better skin why do they pollute it with a concoction of hazardous chemicals and dyes
>>79193065
Makeup will make your skin shit
Funnily enough, the people with the best skin would be guys who shave/moisturise. Removes dead skin, stops you from getting dry and no makeup shit to fuck up your skin.
Thailad has a fetish for Asians
>>79193097
because of sick vile twisted patriarchal men and the me(n)dia
ah yes i want better skin, let me clear my face with a mask of chemicals, that'll help
mosley did nothing wrong
>>79193137
it does though
>>79193173
Sure it does ;)
>>79193028
this
women are horrid
have no problem with women wearing makeup, just dont like them complaining that they need it to look better, it's like a feedback loop, simple as
Why are you retards talking about makeup
This is the gayest general not only on this board, but on the whole site too. Mods should perma rangeban all UK, Aussie and NZ flags.
>>79193121
>‘Spider-Man’ comes to rescue motorcyclist in car accident
eating a burger
>>79193273
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
thailad u got a 4chan pass or nah?
>>79193289
nah
>>79193289
bet he does the nonce
Thailad more like Thaibad
>Thai guy is here
>>79193269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
gtk
rwn
>>79193301
>living in the 8 year old drag queen timeline
mum found the nappy disposal unit
https://twitter.com/commeownists/status/900575367810793472
people still wonder why skypes got ovened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obWywMv-N4k
chooon
doing a peter gabriel
>>79193321
really gets me pondering how its ALWAYS boys too
you never see parents with a girl forcing her to be genderqueer or whatever
one look at east london today makes you realise the battle of cable street was a catastrophic moment for britain and a triumph of judeo-bolshevism
hope the irish subhumans that helped the anti white scum burn in hell
>>79193369
Girl drag queens are called tomboys.
feminism is cancer
Jack Cade Rebellion
>it's a try to type but accidentally trigger 4chan x shortcuts episode
fuck sake
any cat lads here? i'm thinking about getting a cat
is it better to adopt an adult cat or to adopt a kitten?
>>79193401
not really on the same level though
pretty mental how quick parents and public service officials are to jump to all sorts of transexualisms the second a kid touches a doll or something pink
>alex jones JRE episode was 7 months ago
>>79193446
A kitten would be better because it gets to grow up knowing you and they're a lot more fun when they're young, However you're helping more by adopting an adult cat since they're more difficult to find homes for.
Reminder to filter /^South Africa$/ posts
>cats
>>79193478
here's always one home waiting for every unwanted cat out there
cats rule dogs drool
>>79193508
>He's anti-kot
GONNA GO COOK A STEAK LADS WISH ME LUCK
>>79193534
at 5 in the morning?
>>79193536
YES I WOKE UP AT AROUND MIDNIGHT 2BH
>>79193541
Stop shouting
need a cream filling in me boyhole
trannies are complete and utter freaks
throw them in the bog
who tf up nibba???? :rage: :rage:
>>79193547
I'M NOT SHOUTING LAD
>A psychologist who studies bird watching says: Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.
https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20080911174925/http://stopbirdporn.org/
Reminder Yanks believe birdwatchers are a bunch of perverts.
>>79193564
https://youtu.be/RKmxuzw4S7o
CHHHEEEzz
wouldn't despise phoneposters as much if they weren't so easy to spot
>>79193581
yeah you see them holding the phone and it's a dead giveaway
>>79193578
hehe is this unironic?
>>79193608
idk, who even cares anymore?
I lost track after the 4th or 5th layer of irony.
who's that qt communista with the king of the hill twitter profile? i forgot
/dead/
niggers and pakis may be violent rapists but at least they are human
the irish are fey in nature and cannot be comprehended by the human mind
fucking irritating how Americans pretend anti-monarchism is some integral part of our national identity when most of the founding fathers were amicable towards the idea of an American constitutional monarchy as long as it abided by enlightenment ideals
>when you find crude, badly voice-acted animation nonetheless touching
oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adDD43CvrUc
love modern music
Oceans are pretty freaky
more interesting than the empty nothing of space imo
Will NOT post anything of worth in a thread that's past 270 posts
>>79193765
don't remember learning anything about britain when it came to the revolution desu
there was obviously a strong patriotic sentiment but we didn't pay much attention to britain
wog here ama (only real questions please, no bullying)
>don't remember learning anything about britain when it came to the revolution desu
>there was obviously a strong patriotic sentiment but we didn't pay much attention to britain
not even sure what this is supposed to mean desu
filthy britons... gives it a (You) or it hates them foreverrrrrrrrr
>>79193835
im technically a wog but my parents are from the right country lol
that james damore is u-g-l-y
>>79193835
rope or oven
>>79193860
what country la
>>79193891
can i choose living in london
>>79193893
secret ;0
*displays my large cleavage*
ugh, stop staring~
>>79193929
*teleports behind you*
*grabs the cleaver out of your hand and stabs you*
pshh nothing personnel
>>79193929
ugh
men!
>>79193958
Want to meet a girl like this where my penis takes over and I just go apeshit
always slightly depressing leaving for university
lmao
https://twitter.com/occdissent/status/905637913744027648
NEW
>>79194016