/cum/

I like asians

gimme

something to masturbate

my penis is full of blood rn

reminder that this is a no fap general

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misa

I'm the smartest person to ever grace /cum/
I cannot relate to any of you, and you cannot relate to me

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i've never bought condoms before...

first for Florida getting wiped off the face of the Earth would be an objectively good thing for humanity

retard >>79190600

>>79190629
>gimme something to masturbate
*unzips pants*

>>79190636

not true

that is me

>>79190629
here
>>79190633

>>79190636
Yes I remember I was 13.

>>79190639
I'd prefer california went first

Miss a shit

i consider myself intelligent but some people have told me i'm dumb

>>79190666
but i live here

>>79190636
Funny, I don't remember making this post.

>>79190669
Now who would say such rude things to you

I prefer saying "lads" in real life rather than dudes or bros or what ev

>>79190595
HEY GUYS PLEASE POST IN THE CURRENT KURVA ANYÁTOK BECAUSE I WANT OT KEEP THE MESSAGE ALIVE FOR THE OTHER HUNGRAIANS WHO ARE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW
I KONW I CAN COUNT ON YOU TO SHITPOST IN OUR FONÁL

>>79190637
I used to work at Walgreens and it was crazy how many chads would stammer and lose their spaghetti when purchasing condoms

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This general finds new ways to get worse and worse all the time.

>>79190672
so what

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>>79190666
keep dreaming cletus mcflyover

>>79190700
alright fine you're right you win
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
go ahead then

>>79190690
ikr
If I go to the south I want to replace "yes sir" with "yeah mate"

>>79190686
nonwhite people mostly

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like how all of /int/ is obsessed with America so is all of /cum/ obsessed with California

really lets you know who the top dog is.

>>79190690
Someone post the image, you know the one with the American who prefers British slang.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13877815
http://www.strawpoll.me/13877815
http://www.strawpoll.me/13877815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tlxSNu0lQM

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>like how all of /int/ is obsessed with America so is all of /cum/ obsessed with California

>really lets you know who the top dog is.

>>79190737
What? California gets constantly shit on here

Cletus is a cool name, to be 2bh honest, honestly.

My state is better than yours.

>>79190754
voted 20% to 0% because that was the only option with 0% in it.

>>79190767
yes, that's my point. like how all of /int/ constantly "shits" on America.

it's all obsession.

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>Cletus is a cool name, to be 2bh honest, honestly.

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>>79190792
you're entitled to your opinions

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These are the states I've been to. Except for Hawaii.

>>79190816
I'm gonna name my firstborn son Cletus just to spite you. I'll name the next one Jedediah.

>>79190737
>>79190836
whoops wrong one
>>>/k/35075835

>>79190846
You're not going to have children

>>79190858
Thanks for the picture gonna use it here now.

>>79190861
rude and untrue

no one cares about cummiefornians
i get the most (You)s and indirect posts

everyone is obsessed with me

I'M GOING TO DRINK A BEER NOW.

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Whats the deal with alabama poster

he tries too hard to be like me

>narcissistic 4chan posters

Need a new gimmick

>>79190889
you only think everyone is obsessed with you because you are mentally ill

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>>79190861
Y-You don't know that!!

>>79190878
Thankyous, friend.

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how do i find out where the fuck my weeb club is going to be meeting this term?

Worst poster on /cum/ are from pacific northwest
Coincidence I think not!

>>79190913
Ask the weebs.

>>79190913
Look down the barrel of a gun

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>>79190907

>>79190919
not all PNW posters

Best cum posters are from the Midwest

That's a fact

Let's be honest with ourselves, the only decent posters are the noflaggers

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>really wanna drink tonight
>have almost a month sober under my belt

this fucking blows buds

>>79190919

alaska is literally on the PNW

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>Let's be honest with ourselves, the only decent posters are the noflaggers

>>79190974
reddit

We are not PNW
That's a fact.

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>reddit

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>>79190965
Don't give in anon!

this general spends a lot more time trying to say who the best posters are instead of having any posters actually make good posts.

when was the last time a post here made you laugh or remember it?

Anonymity is literally the entire point of this place. The only reason we have flags here is because it's a board specifically for international discussion.
Noflaggers >>>>>>>> Redditflags

>>79191005
This post is pretty good
>>79190634

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speaking of alcohol... i'm moving to my house at uni on friday

should i get very drunk and study japanese on the weekend before class starts?

>>79191015
thanks

>>79191015
DISAGREE

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SORRY
FOR
_______?

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>>79190948
*Great Lakes region

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Here's my attempt at a good post

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>>79191078

What a shitty attempt.

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79191078

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>>79191078

>>79190873
I thought you made that thread 2bh
assuming you're alaska

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>>79190827

How many pictures of chink girls do you have on your computer to use a different one every post?

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whats kissing a girl like? is my brain going to feel amzing?

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I like Alaska. Alaska is good.

>>79191104
Don't browse /k/ only /mu/ and /sp/
>>79191140
Can you fuck off please?

>>79191135
he takes a new pic of his gf for every single post.

lmao

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>>79191135
Like 40

>>79191139
Kissing girl(boys) is better

i hate canadians

>>79191132
I agree with Florida, but what did Delaware and Vermont do?

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>>79191149
>>79191174

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I'm scared that Zhang is going to take over the world

>>79191196
they won't, their economy is a bubble

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So can we all agree this mountain should have still be call Mount McKinley?

>>79191177
delaware: useless meme state for jews
vermont: never been there, yank accents

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>they won't, their economy is a bubble

>>79191211
wasn't Drumpf gonna change it back?

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>>79191196
This is a good thing anon!

W*ites and niggers are inferior to the Asian man

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Easiest map of my life.

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i wanna hold a girls hand and look into her eyes.

what do?

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asians are white

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>>79191227
>I believe in chinese official statistics

>>79191254
hire a hooker

>>79191254

i really like this pepe

>>79191231
He hasn't mentioned the issue since whenever he first said it.

>>79191253
[Fe]doesn't seem biased at all[/Fe]

>>79191256
t. Rajesh

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imma have sex with a girl this term

>>79191253
>keeping Hawaii orange
Good man

>>79191285
what?

>>79191289
Not by posting on 4chan every night you aren't

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>>79191256
You're wrong buddy

Asian are not caucasiod they're mongloid

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guys

do you ghink

yami
was
into
bdsm

>>79191301
im not on campus what do you want from me

>>79191295
>Toronto isn't completely red
Hmm, yes Canadian geography.

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might go cook some eggs and reheat my white rice

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>>79191315

uhhhh

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I fucking hate my country. The official news is that 7 people were killed in a gas station by the narcos. 2 of them were workers at the station. But I also read that the guy in that SUV was another innocent bystander who was also killed, and supposedly they also killed another worker, seemingly just for the lolz. This shit makes me phisically sick. I don't know how you Americans can stand your chimpouts and school shootouts where dozens of innocents die all the time, while we can barely stomach narcos killing a couple of innocent people which is much less frequent.
http://www.reforma com/libre/players/mmplayer.aspx?idm=83143&te=100&ap=1&c=19
Please teach us how to deal with these fuckers, America-senpai.

I heard it's very easy to be a white sexpat in east asia. Any tips?

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Going to fap now

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Also an easy map.

>>79191362
U mad lol

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>>79191352
You need to imitate this guy

>>79191352
>guanajuato

what did you expect

>>79191352
Doesn't that happen all the time in M*xico?

>>79191335
I just kinda eyeballed it. You get the idea though.

>>79191362
>It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

>>79191358
such deviant behavior is not a advocated by the rules and culture of this general

>>79191395
Nofap is a dumb meme

>>79191352
your narco problems are far more common that out "school shootouts"

if you can't stomach it, why don't you do something, lazy beaner?

>>79191362
>he likes western PEI and the Magdalen islands
haha

>>79191295
Awful picture, snow Arab.

>>79191295
Literally nothing with wrong southern Ontario except Toronto. Rural Ontario is comfy as fuck

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should i masturbate?

>>79191358
lol loser

>>79191411
>dumb
>meme

oh my, what scathing critique.

>>79191437
>Brampton is fine
>Oshawa is fine
Eww

There has never been 1 good thing from Canada.
>>79191419
I'm sure the people there are so remote they aren't leafs anymore.

Narcos killing each other? Or killing policemen who are actually narcos themselves? Yes, all the time. We don't usually have to worry about it. But if you're innocent you should be safe even in that kind of situations. It's pretty rare for narcos to directly target innocent people like that. As far as I know, narcos who do that commonly get beheaded by their bosses for fucking up.

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oh boy

everyone is dumb except me

>>79191439
of course not, this a __ ___ general.

Think you meant to type "especially me," Cara

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>>79191465

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>>79191465

MOCK ME ONE MORE TIME AND ILL DO IT

>>79191447
You sure about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5UuTW30bEE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions#Inventions_and_improvements

>>79191413
Like what? Give me a suggestion? We don't usually have to face this shit. People get killed all the time, but 99% of the time only bad people get killed. Meanwhile you never know when some autist will come with a gun into your classroom and shoot the fuck out of everyone. That's very rare here.

>>79191486

He is the biggest idiot here, dont reply to him.

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>>79191483
>taking the b8
Dond do dat

>>79191446
I consider those places apart of the GTA (which I don't think they are)

Mexicans are violent and stupid by nature.
>>79191483
Thats garbage.
Now compare that to US inventions BIG AMERICAN CAWK

>>79191399

Why are mexicans so dumb?

>>79191513
Sorry ._.

>>79191519
Oaxcaca and Shitapas drag us down.

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me and ryan on whatsapp

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>Mexicans are violent and stupid by nature.

>>79191486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grupos_de_Autodefensa_Comunitaria

>you never know when some autists will come into your classroom and shoot the fuck out of everyone
not a common enough issue to care about.
more children die in kiddie pools every year than get shot

>>79191519
The funny thing is they are among the top 5 in Latin America

>>79191545
Bit gross t b h

>>79191519
jesus, they're edging on mental retardation down there.

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Mexico

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>Mexicans are violent and stupid because they were indoctrinated into the behavior by their abysmal culture and education system

Baiting out the CHI is so easy

Is not our fault america takes the best people from us

those dreamer kids they are all rocket scientists

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>>Mexicans are violent and stupid because they were indoctrinated into the behavior by their abysmal culture and education system

>>79191555
Digits of truth. Nuke us and annex our lands, please.

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>>79191555
The scarf made me laugh

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>Baiting out the CHI is so easy

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>their best still isn't good enough

found the CHI

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This is my first night not smoking devil's grass in weeks. AMA

(My head hurts right now because im so used to the sedative effects at this specific moment)

>Anchorage
Basically not Alaskan.
Also hello Carlos say goodbye to the States you dreamer.

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I'm not a CHI

Im really at the point like i dont even know if you guys are just pretending to be idiots or are real idiots.

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>>79191689
Me on the left

>being a member of the online CHI defense force
>for free
>"not" even a CHI
cuckold??

>>79191559
Guerrilla warfare. That worked like a charm in Colombia :^)

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No, I'm just not a racist brainlet.

>>79191689
Canadians are shitposters by nature. And Americans are too stupid to be aware of their own stupidity. They should keep in mind that most Mexicans on these boards are probably smarter than them. Any gringo can write shit here, but only Mexicans who speak English can post here. Gets the squirrel running, eh?

why does america have so many race problems that we don't have?

>>79191701

you realy like this gif

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>Mexico will be an African country by 2060 when Yakub returns.
What now CHI?

>>79191752
In their defense, they weren't cucked into absorbing the other races without first filtering the filth out of the people who fucked your white women. Now that white women discovered the BBC, however...

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>>Mexico will be an African country by 2060 when Yakub returns.
>What now CHI?

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>>79191750
Considering there is a bbc loving fag mexican in this general, I don't think you people are that smart.

>>79191752
its actually brilliant economically
we've made it so that minorities make up the lower class and basically ask to stay lower class by seeking more benefits. That frees up the middle and upper class to remain more easily kept for those already there. This is why most people remain in the social class that they were born in

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Angry future island need not reply.

How is mexico preparing for 800,000 CHI immigrants when DACA ends?

>>79191808
That guy in your pic looks exactly like an ex-classmate from when I was in secondary school.

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>>79191750
Ahh yes, the mexican intellectual on full display here >>79191799

>being too much of a religious ideologue to see facts
i'll give you a hint: mexican culture isn't shit because ebil waysis imperialists forced it on them
it's shit because that's how they cultivate it

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https://www.erin.ne.jp/jp/

What the FUCK is this? I love this thing holy cow.

Just told ICE theres a ex-dreamer posting here

>>79191814
Perfect! A Canadian performing their shitposting ritual to attract replies. Keep on going! You're making Mother Nature proud!

waiting for my fantasy draft to start

i don't wana grow up i wana be a toys r us kid

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>>79191861
>see random qt asian girl in video
>fall in love with her

watching my bank account slowly get bigger o_O

>>79191895
just did mine yesterday. never done it before, but it seems fun. also in a Last Man Standing league which I'm looking forward to more.

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i literally don't have any more ideas on what to do with my money...

im rich for a dumb college boy, wat do?

Buy a boat.

>>79191946
Buy a C6 Corvette

Asian hooker

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>>79191946
Save it for a rainy day.

Invest in an open-end mutual fund with a POP that equals its NAV.

>>79191907
i know that feel
https://youtu.be/j9HWLuhSPjQ

>>79191941
>Last Man Standing league
whats that?

can we stop bullying mexico and go back to bullying sharts?

>>79191870
brainlet

>>79192012
I'll fuck your little leaf off and flip you over and turn you into austria you little faggot

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>>79191970
that's so lame.

there's plenty of nerdy asian girls around, seems like a waste...

>>79192045
Not that will have sex with you for free.

>>79192012
I'd say bullying Canadians is funnier, eh?

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>>79192049
you dont know that buddy

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>>79192036

I bully leafs CHI and oregon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7BZf7D5Bw

watchu listening to, /cum/?

me right now

Feels perfectly fine desu

*ties off*

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>>79192052
Did you get out-bantered again?

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>>79192074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w

Music is garbage.
I'm listening to Jawbreaker though

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Do you like girls?
Do you like videogames??
Do you like girls who like videogames???

>>79192116
yes
not really
not particularly

>>79192092
STOP BULLYING MEXICO

>>79192011
Every week you pick a team to win. If that team wins you get to move on to pick next week. If that team loses you're eliminated. You can only pick every team once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM

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Holy shit. I jerked off so hard I nearly pissed myself in pleasure.
I'm still shaking a bit.

>>79192127
/cum/ is a general of peace, nobody bullies anybody here.

>>79192155
were you on nofap

>>79192155
Don't do that

>>79192155
absolutely disgusting. this is why I no fap and am proud to participate in a no fap general.

Porn is bad for your brain don't do that

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tfw you can learn japanese

>>79192169
No. But I think I discovered the dick's metaphysical G spot.

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tfw when registering for japanese exam in Ottawa to stalk ryan

>>79192248
please continue to pretend to stalk ryan
maybe he'll stop posting for good this time

>>79192221
I'd rather learn Spanish.

>>79192266
Don't encourage him

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Did all my homework

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>id rather learn Spanish

>>79192287
Well done, anon.

>>79192287
grats
should have spent less time piddling around and maybe you'll have gotten it done sooner

>retyping a quote instead of just highlighting it and hitting the reply number

dumb frogposter

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/cum/ can I open up to you, shits really bothering. I know you guys are just a bunch of strangers, but it'd be nice to know if you could read my greentext.

Speak American or don't speak to me at all

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>>79192298
It's an infinitely more useful language for people who live on this continent. I would also get to watch Chavo, so that's a bonus.

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>>79192248
... y-you want be my friend :3333

i dont have any friends...

>>79192319
What's it about?

I'm suspecting at least one leafposter is also CHI

>>79192319
shoot

>>79192319
i'd suggest you write about it and read it back to yourself out loud. it helps you articulate your thoughts better

if you still want to share, go ahead. i can't tell anyone you know

>>79192345
lost a qt from highschool

don't like being reminded that I'm conversing here with non-whites desu

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I really like this Aung San Suu Kyi woman

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>>79192350
Is liking Spanish and Mexican things a crime as a white person?

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>>79192342
you called my b-b-bbb-luff

finna pour some sake into my sprite ya'll

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>>79192360
Proceed

RIP in peace Florida and Georgia bros

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easiest map of my life

>>79192345
>>79192353
>>79192355
>>79192401
thanks buds, I think I'll try and type it properly instead of greentexting for you guys

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>>79192439
Keep it brief then

>>79192439
maybe wait for the next thread? it'd be shitty if you posted it at 290 and then some cunt posts a nuevo hilo all early and shit. Up to you

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my mom keeps talking about how Trump will get impeached.

i don't follow politics even slightly, is she right?

>>79192491
Doubtful. How much news does your mom watch?

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>>79192491
No, she is clearly stupid like you.

>>79192491
no. she's as dumb as her son it seems.

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>>79192508
>>79192518
i bet her $100 it wouldn't happen by the time i went to school.

what should i do with $100?

>>79192491
no
also, it's pretty much guaranteed he's going to win again in 2020

Going to try to make a character based off of claymore in dragons dogma.

>>79192545
Put it in your TFSA

>>79192546
This.
The more the left and MSM kicks and flails, the more the lower class will want him in.

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>>79192563
it's maxed out dummy...

im bad at life

>>79192588
try moving to USA

i'm beginning to save for my children's future.
i don't like the current education system, so I don't want to put money in an education savings account, but at the same time if they do choose to go to college and college has changed for the better i'd be making a financial mistake having chosen not to
these decisions are hard, buds

>>79192475
alright, thanks

I might shower but I have one part done in green text

>>79192588
try moving to Canada

>>79192614
Fuck off were full

>>79192588
Try moving to Mexico

>>79192585
what in?

I bought a bunch of weed stocks, bag holding for a while

>>79192607
Do you even have kids now?

>>79192614
kys

>>79192565
Will the Dems and MSM even bother going after the rust belt voters or will they repeat their mistakes and hype a bunch of California issues and wonder why someone in Wisconsin doesn't care?

No, but i always plan for the future

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>cette feel-ing quand tu postes en franser pour shitpostais
personne ne le fais pas en chinkais

>>79190595
>ugly gook edition
Always a safe nonparticipation

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON FRIDAY

>>79192629
various american S&P indexes

>>79192651
>they haven't made any attempt to become more moderate, instead opting to double down on their religious sophistry
you tell me, bud

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>>79190595

>2011+6
>Marijuana is STILL illegal

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>>79192619
Cute. Everyone knows you guys love everyone and welcome all.

>>79192674
>his state doesn't ensure his rights

>>79192659
delet this
/cum/ is no-fap

>>79192674
>wanting to smoke marijuana
confirmed failure. get a life, bud

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>>79192674
Maybe in your state...

knowing other languages is not very useful unless you want to move somewhere

>>79192655
>having plans
easy way to get cuckt
>>79192692
i made it /cum/ friendly

>>79192675
>Toronto is the whole country

>>79192700
Or if you want to read manga.

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>>79192674

>>79192705
I cannot be cuckt

>>79192705
wrong kind of /cum/, fag

ecksdee

>>79192619
>>79192643
rood

>>79192674
>tfw have to drive three hours to spokane to buy cannabinoid wax from a recreational dispensary

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>>79192673
But that is now, they have been trying to create a sense of illegitimacy about the Trump presidency since he was sworn in.
I assume when the re-election date approaches they will pivot to pretending like the Democrat candidate is a messiah who will save Americans from Trump's failed presidency including rust-belt white voters.

found the CHI

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>>79192694
>>79192683
>>79192692

>Texas
>having rights (other than 2A)

>moved to new town (14,000 people)
>don't know anyone who sells weed

REEEEE

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>>79192706
>canadians think their country is big enough for regional political differences

can i move into the us

FUCK the Midwest DESU

>>79192706
>aided by the Federal government including the PM's office
brainlet

>>79192739
if they were smart, they wouldn't have ran Hillary

>>79192748
>Wanting to smoke the devil's lettuce
smoke some desiccant

>>79192755
no fuck off

>>79192806
>>79192806
>>79192806