>his language gives gender to inanimate objects

>>79190051
>His language has the same level of complexity than a African click sound bush language

>>79190086
>his language conjugate verbs 7 times in each tense

>>79190086
!!!!!tick tick click click cl*ck wh*stle tick!!!

>>79190232
>his language got 3 written languages

>>79190051
>his doesn't

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>>79190232
Wait, I thought English was the weird one, and I thought all other languages had a ton of different conjugations in every tense. Or are most languages like English?

>>79190051
like anime girls?

>>79190051
Old English did the same but then you got cucked by Norman French.

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>>79190051
>He doesn't know how to pronounce his language by just reading it

Old English:
>Nouns decline for five cases: nominative, accusative, genitive, dative, instrumental; three genders: masculine, feminine, neuter; and two numbers: singular, and plural; and are strong or weak.

>>79190311
depends on the linguistic group, dummy

>>79190359
>he doesn't remember how to pronounce his language

>>79190290
Only 2, Riksmål doesn't count.

>>79190397
Dammit, Mexico made me learn Spanish, I could've learned German or something like that gg ez.

>>79190492
Spanish >>>>> g*rman
Ya dun gud boi

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>>79190051
>his language gives gender to 3rd person

>>79190436
Why doesn't it count? You have newspapers that exclusively write in it. And either way, 2 is still 1 too many.

>>79190492
German isn't easy with their fucked up grammar. Dutch and Scandinavian languages are easier for English speakers to learn.

>>79190582
>his language has 15 cases
Literally why?

>>79190589
Most people realise that having more than one written language is an absolutely terrible idea but it's so ingrained at this point that abolishing it would be political suicide.

>>79190701
It allows for more free construction of sentences with fewer rules.

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>Rants about other languages wich gives gender to inanimate objects as if his language would give gender to actual beings with either penis or vagina (ex: doctor, cop, cat, etc..)

>>79190853
Do you have prepositions in addition to your locative cases?

>>79190985
Few.

>>79190051
Ur Mum was inanimate last night alright.

When I had sex with her.

With no clothes on.

Except my socks.

Used one as a condom.

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>>79190051
>Afrikaans is one of the most similar languages to English

>>79191071
I thought it was Scots or Frisian.

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>his language is not even 2000 years old

>>79191071
>The Frisian languages are the closest living language group to the Anglic languages; the two groups make up the Anglo-Frisian languages group. However, modern English and Frisian are not mutually intelligible, nor are Frisian languages intelligible among themselves, due to independent linguistic innovations and foreign influences.

>>79191129
I bow to your age, Hellas-sama

>his """language""" doesn't capitalize nouns
Well, for instant messaging that's acceptable but in formal contexts it just looks out of place.

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>his language isn't phonetic

>>79190086
you do realize your language sounds like monkey gibberish right

>>79190701
autism

>>79192551
>snownigger country #2

>>79192551

Still much better than Swedish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_5xCY44Fo

>>79191129
>believing that Greek has not been extensively tainted by T*rks for 500+ years