/sino/ - 中文

我好累
感冒真的很煩,我睡不著了

才剛從department dinner回來
>>79190055
保重
喝點薑湯

>>79190105
謝謝
我剛剛吃了很晚(現在3點半)的晚飯,至少我不會餓了
薑湯好喝嗎?

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>>79190283
>薑湯好喝嗎?
加一點糖就比較可咽
薑湯幫助血液循環, 逼出在你體內的寒氣
要不熱點豆漿也蠻有效的

Any southern chinese here?
Does anybody elses family worship guanyin?

new to wechat... what is typical for a wechat id and wechat name?

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traffic police

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>>79190534
/sino/ is a Mazu general. Take your buddhist shit elsewhere.

>>79190453
>加一點糖就比較可咽
>薑湯幫助血液循環, 逼出在你體內的寒氣
好,那如果明天身體沒有好了一點我就試試看薑湯了

>>79190612
We worship Guan yu among others as well, it's not just 'buddhist shit'.
Where are you from that you don't have anything to do with buddhism?

>>79190647
Good luck.

>>79190534
Hong Konger here, but my family does not worship guanyin

>>79187374

hi

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>>79191591
hi

>>79191627
what do the chinese think about christian people?

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>>79191591

peru?

>>79191712
My grandmother hates them.
Last christmas an old anglican man came up to her house with a little girl and asked my grandmother whether she reads the bible.
My grandmother became furious and told him to leave and how it was shameful that he'd use a little girl to play on her emotions and I could see the anger in her eyes.
Granted most chinese today are just atheists.

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peru?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYfgXKloMU

i think you should sing this song to Cindy when you arrive in Seoul to search for her and knock on her door peru. just imagine peru, knocking on Cindy's door with roses in your hand and singing this 80s love song to her, she will surely be swept off her feet and fall your latino-jewish charms peru.

peru?

i heard jackie chan got blacked last week

>>79193505


Discuss

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I have returned

>b-but m-muh yuan collapse bets!

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>Chinese railways are unprofitabl-

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>Collapse incomin-

>>79194856
Spam here >>79191111

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BUT MUH FAKE GDP
PRIVATE INDICATORS COULDN'T POSSIBLY SHOW THAT THE GOV STATS ARE ACCURATE

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>>79194873
Succ succ, this isn't spam. This is normal /sino/ posting when the thread is ded

>yuan will depreciate so everyone is taking their money out of Chin-

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>China trade surplus is the biggest cause of America's trade proble-

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>China couldn't possibly improve relations with those we threate-

>>79190563
Mine is just my first name and some numbers. For the most part you will be using QR codes to add people and you can change your display name at any time.

>>79194890
But the other thread is more appropriate and it fits the topic

>>79194953
I am not a bored autist like the sinologist

Just happened to be gone for two weeks and built up some new sources.

The anti-China memes just keep coming. At least some good news leaks through the bullshit once in awhile.

>>79194844
Is that a meme? Every train station I've been to has been packed. I'd guess if they don't make money it's not for lack of riders (except for the maglev trains)

>>79194992
It's not like they're wrong

>>79194982
Yes. It is a very common China meme/myth.

http://www.businessinsider.com/lu-dadao-chinese-infrastructure-2011-11

https://www.google.com/amp/www.financialexpress.com/world-news/as-growth-slows-bullet-train-project-turns-unprofitable-china-allocates-117-bn-to-expand-rail-network/559417/lite/

https://cleantechnica.com/2016/12/30/china-spend-3-5-trillion-yuan-503-billion-2020-high-speed-rail-network-expansion/

All claim it is unprofitable.
But today, the Chinese Railroad Corporation announced a profitable year.

http://shanghaiist.com/2017/09/06/thai-railway-deal.php

Hehehe China really loves the Thai military government.

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/china-high-speed-rail/index.html

>"We've had such amazing growth because land expropriation is cheap and so is labor," he explained. "You also have the economy of scale -- other countries usually build a few hundred kilometers of tracks, but in China we're talking about thousands of kilometers."

>Although Zhao is often cited as a skeptical voice in the development of high-speed rail in China, even he is impressed after taking a few rides.

>"I've taken high-speed trains in Japan, Germany, France, South Korea and Taiwan," he said. "Ours offer the smoothest and fastest ride in the world."

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https://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2017/09/daily-chart
>CHINA’S high-speed rail system, just a decade old, is now one of the biggest infrastructure projects in history. The government in Beijing has spent an estimated 2.4trn yuan ($360bn) building 22,000km (13,670 miles) of high-speed rail lines, more than the rest of the world combined. This month, six years after a maximum speed limit was lowered following a deadly crash, China's trains are getting ready to accelerate.

>China’s path from railway laggard to leader has been bumpy. In 2011 the head of the country’s railways ministry was sacked. Months later, two high-speed trains collided near the eastern city of Wenzhou. In the wake of the deadly crash, Beijing temporarily halted new rail projects and reduced the maximum speed of its high-speed trains from 350kph to 300kph. The crash outraged many members of the Chinese public, as did the government’s censorship of critical media coverage of the accident. Some internet users began referring to the railway line, called Hexie or “harmony”, as Hexue or “drinking blood”.

>Today, Chinese high-speed rail appears to be back on track. The government’s five-year plan calls for 3.5trn yuan in railway investment by 2020. By then, if all goes to plan, the network will stretch 30,000km connecting more than 80% of the country. With ever more passengers riding the speedy trains, many of the rail lines are now profitable. Their international reputation has also improved. In 2014 a group of World Bank researchers lauded the country’s trains as “world-class” and described the development of the railway network as “remarkable”.

>In yet another sign of China’s confidence in its railways, on September 21st bullet trains travelling on the flagship Beijing-Shanghai line will once again whizz down the tracks at speeds of 350kph. The new trains, which can reach speeds of 400kph, will be branded with the word Fuxing or “rejuvenation”.

>>79195235
Probably my favorite news article of the year:
Vindication.

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Post chinese patriotic pic

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>>79195481

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>>79195815

how much longer are you in taiwan for

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where's Thai?

>>79196027
10 days

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>>79195815
Praise the KMT, the bravery of the 3 millions nationalist soldier's sacrifices is what defended China from the Japanese invader. I hope for the return of KMT back to mainland in the near future to lead the Han race again back it once glorious place.

中华民国万岁!国民党万岁!孙中山国父万岁!蒋介石万岁!汉民族万岁!

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well, /sino/?

whats the favourite hot dog sauce of chinamen?

>>79194042
she looks indian

have you fugged her yet

>>79199344
We don't have hot dogs here, but for me personally, sweet mustard

>>79199387
It's my aboriginal girlfriend

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>>79195481
可以说是非常写实了

>>79199500
post her lewds

/sino/ demands it

>>79194042
Her skin is so dark...
Also how tall is she?

现在美国政府对亚洲的主要兴趣是什么?

I like chinese hip hop like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_omZtXc
Any recommendations for nationalistic/racist chinese hip hop?
I love the sound of the language.

>>79201756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8coDNlnCQ6E

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>>79196805

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What is Vietnam like?

dumb frog posters

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>>79202859
Sino is our general, we just allow you to be here, be grateful

>你年輕的時候長得比較清秀
hmm...

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>>79202777
in which crypto should I invest?

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>>79203254

>>79204244
create /sino/coins

>>79194844
Well it's not like they're any good at flying since every flight is 3 hours delayed due to ATC.
I'd say trains are a safer bet given how poorly China runs things.

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imagine being married to this

just imagine lads

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>>79204846
You were jewish and rich, your parents thought you were going to be a banker or something

but then you went to inner Mongolia to teach at a "university", returned with this

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>>79204887
such cases

>>79204244
There's nothing promising at the moment peru, hold your bitcoin peru

>>79204103
>清秀
what is this sven?

>>79205026
According to Hanping it means "delicate and pretty", I don't know how accurate the translation is though... But Hanping is usually accurate from my experience

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how 2 get qt chinese gf (female)?

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>>79195481

>>79202808
Poor, communist, and full of chink-hating chinks.

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我想再来一杯牛奶

Anyone can tell me what is 来 doing here ? I asked some chinese friends, they told me it means drink here... makes no fucking sens.
I mean I understand the sentence but I don't see what 来 is bringing here.
Can't I just write 我想再一杯牛奶

>>79204922
And boom, yellow fever. Many such cases.

>>79208972
>打飛機
lewd

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>>79208972
No clue

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why is Hainan so fucked

I thought it was all jungle

>>79211098
it has a very large city

>>79208972
it means give
来 is like give and come as well

i want to "be given" another milk

t. native

>>79212276
sometimes 弄 and 搞 are used as well

>>79211098
It is, except for the beaches, plains, mountains, factories, n shiet

>>79213093
When did you arrive here?

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-09-07/down-240-million-on-his-seven-year-short-a-china-bear-gives-in

>Mark Hart spent seven years and $240 million waiting on a crash in China’s currency.

>He lost sleep. He lost clients. He damn near lost his sanity.

>And now he’s lost his conviction: Hart, who called for a more than 50 percent yuan devaluation last year, has turned bullish on China and its currency.

>>79214645
>He wasn’t the only hedge fund manager to forecast a yuan crash. Hayman Capital Management’s Kyle Bass, who worked with Hart on the subprime mortgage bet, called for a 30 percent devaluation in February 2016, while Passport Capital’s John Burbank said three months later that he expected a “major” slump within a year. Managers from David Tepper to Crispin Odey made similar predictions in 2015.

>While some hedge funds have stuck with their bearish wagers, Hart says the tide has turned in China’s favor. Foreign central banks and institutional investors are adding to their yuan holdings as the country steadily integrates itself with the global financial system, while President Xi Jinping’s “One Belt, One Road” initiative has allowed China to strengthen ties with trading partners across Asia, Europe, the Middle East and Africa.

>Hart says Beijing’s capital controls, including a clampdown on overseas acquisitions, have proven very effective.

>“I don’t expect to see many big soccer club purchases by wealthy Chinese,” he said, adding that outbound investments will generally be directed toward the technology industry and the “One Belt, One Road” project.

>Record corporate debt levels are still a challenge, but Hart says China is starting to reap the benefits from its “world class” infrastructure and burgeoning tech sector. He’s optimistic about stocks in both of those industries, as well as other emerging Asian nations, Japan and southern Europe, though he declined to talk about specific investments and his fund.

>>79214722
>As for the yuan, Hart says he’s not trading the currency -- at least for now.

>>79198036
>rabbit before horde
Rabbits are to be eaten, horse is for waging war.

>the absolute madman brit asking about teaching in china last month finally did it
>he moved and is in china now
>but he's only posting in /brit/ and totally ignoring this thread now

what an asshole

>>79216270
do you have him on discord or something?

he probably wants attention like the thai poster

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Remember to stay AWESOME laowinners, you might even get a cute wife like me!

>>79219509
I actually saw a cute chinese girl at the tram station today.

>>79219736
you should have snapped some pictures of her feet

just as a joke haha

>>79220206
Ebin :D

>>79199431
what you mean you dont have hot doggos?

>>79201756
hear the sleeping dogs soundtrack

>>79202808
full of pows, sexpats, mantraps and gooks

>>79205026
means pussy ass nigga
not delicate

>>79201756

Everything from them. They are basically the Communist Youth League's semi-official HipHop group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tnj9_MlNWU&list=RDBMSofOz-1Vg&index=32

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>>79220152

peru? what's funny peru? peru are you there

>>79219509

kek. did you draw that?

why are chinese girls so mean

>>79223624

no souls

>>79223431
stolen from a krautchan thread

>>79223624
what happened?

>>79223875
one rejected my advances

>>79223395
I was reading a book about commodity trading in switzerland , those big trading companies buy cheap from third world countries and make a fortune selling to industry and rich nations, this is happens moslty because poor people doesnt know how to contact directly the final clients so they need to sell to a middleman and the middleman abuse his power
I would like to know more , seems France is a nice place for non-whites now

>>79224031
;_; We've all been there, anon. Better luck next time
I received a lot of praise today, made me really happy

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>>79198000
>国粉

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>>79224110

why are you reading up on that peru. peru post your kindle peru

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全世界 都 在 讲 中国话/孔夫子 的 话/越来越国际化~

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>>79224409

>>79213858
20 years ago

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>>79211098

>unhealthy for sensitive groups

No wonder they're free of SJWs

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Post good music and not c-pop tier crap please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLEEB2d_pk

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Anybody here want to compete for $100 in a chess boxing match? Winner gets to participate in semi-final bout for $200.

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Too many levels of cringe here

我的天

I'm off to sleep, good night guys

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>>79226173

why are you learning indonesian peru? why are you reading about commodities peru? why are reading about what china wants?

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>>79226680
Good night.

Havin the 'fast

>$250 for a term of chinese lessons at Confucius Institute

Suddenly lost all interest

>>79227907
Pretty reasonable price imo

>>79227907
Those dirty hermits gotta eat boi

>>79227696
take candid Taiwanese qt feet pictures you ass

cna.com.tw /news/acul/201709050319.aspx

I'm basically fuggen the first people
Taitung is Paiwan land

I am one with the real, true Taiwanese

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>>79228289
How about _real_ Taiwanese (Paiwan) soles

insurance will be of better quality ?¿

The hotel here is really nice but the toilet is just in the room next to the shower
Only separated by a 1,50m high wall
Kinda weird
Have to wait in the lobby while she's shitting lol
I mean no matter how close you are who wants to hear the poop farts of your partner

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>the richest man in Hong Kong is Mr. Ka-Shing

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>>79228351

>>79229199
w t f

>>79229237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsESwLtkU2w&t=58s

>>79229276
o ok it's not LITERALLY her foot. phew.

>>79229339
>phew

For some /sino/ posters, that is actually a disappointment... :^)

選舉投票本來就不是要你有投"最好"的思維,

選舉投票本來的邏輯思維就只是要你淘汰"最差"的,

淘汰最差的,換另一個沒這麼差的上來,

沒這麼差的上來後為了讓你在下次繼續支持他,他一定不敢比最差的差,

而最差的(或其他新人)為了重新得到你的支持,他一定會努力的讓自己不會比現在得到支持的更差,

如此循環上來,我們的選擇才會越來越不差,

如果今天我們因為選擇都很爛看不到好的在那裡而不去投或投廢票,不淘汰最爛的讓它繼續掌政,

那麼,我們將浪費了這個選制的背後精神。

羅興亞人議題,

我們無法簡單的把雙方的宗教身份抽離,於是,就會有被人導去宗教衝突的危險,

我們做為一個受佛學指引的人,當以佛陀的教誨來判斷此事是否應當如此發生,

如果你身為佛教徒但認為這是羅興亞人咎由自取,那大概也沒有什麼好討論,不管他或他是什麼宗教身分,反正這些人該死就是了,

如果你身為佛教徒但認為應該要譴責這樣的暴行,而以佛教徒的身份佛陀的教導站出來表態

"我們譴責這樣的暴行,我們不會認為這樣的事情應該發生,真正受佛學薰陶的信徒不會認同並做出此等事。"

這樣以站在宗教教育角度上的表態,我認為,不但不會把議題定性為宗教議題,反而會把議題推離宗教衝突,

不諱不循私加害者宗教身份而直言譴責,正是真正佛教徒要做的事。

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>>79229794

what about cindy peru?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUWZFjpjtY

【小整理】

漢字有兩個傳統:
字語和聲語。
前者是文字語言,
後者是聲傳語言。
(參閱 高友工《中國語言文字對詩歌的影響》)
前者是文言,
後者是白話。
而白話/聲語 是 記錄聲音,
不(完全)等於聲音。
台灣(1949-)的白話 很 “文”,
中國(1949-)的白話很“白”,
現代詩(白話詩)儘管是用白話寫作,
不屬於聲傳語言,
更接近文字語言
朗讀現代詩如果沒有輔以”文字“(視覺)
基本上有聽沒懂。

*kills your sparrows*

【在“牆國/強國”崛起中 讀 葛兆光的《何為中國》】

最近看了兩本好書,一本是史書美的《視覺與認同:跨太平洋華語語系表述•呈現》(2013),之前在臉書上提過的。另一本是葛兆光的《何為中國:疆域 民族 文化與歷史》(2013)

兩本書雖然路徑不同,卻又共同指向“中國”、漢語、漢族、多數、少數、邊陲、中心、東亞、亞洲乃至世界。

讀葛的《何為中國》,今天中國所面對的問題(1911年的ROC 和 1949 PRC )、台灣問題(台獨)、香港問題(港獨)、西藏、新疆、蒙古 等一籮筐的 國內與周邊鄰國的問題(朝鮮、日本、越南、印度、俄羅斯) 等等等 都必須回到“大清帝國”。

ROC /TAIWAN 和 PRC / HK 都是接續 大清帝國 的歷史餘緒而來的。

這樣,今天的問題 其實 是昨日懸而未決的問題。

葛在末文亦提醒:

當傳統的“天下”觀念被激活,“朝貢”想像被當真,“天朝”記憶被發掘,也許,中國文化和國家感情反而會變成對抗全球文明、對抗區域合作的民族主義(或國家主義)情緒,那就真的引發“文明的衝突‘了。(頁178)

好像好萊塢電影的語言寓言黑暗勢力降臨

>>79226319
>如秦始皇般不朽

蒙古人为了侵占南宋发明的谁能大一统谁就有天命思想(又名谁能杀我爹肏我妈骑在我头上作威作福谁就是我的新主子思想)在本朝可以说是硕果累累了。

千古暴君洗成千古一帝,岳飞史可法郑成功这些抗拒国家统一民族融合大势的分裂分子是不是该批倒批臭了?

>>79230842
(it's art)

>>79230842

post her butthole

>>79230792
原本是解决了的,用优待满洲皇室换人家承认民国的继承。冯玉祥驱逐溥仪把一切全毁了,此后一切认为中央对非汉地十八省地区的统治有合法性的说法都是地图开疆。

does china has pro wrestling like wwe?

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>>79231463
no, but we have this

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>>79231519
ofc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiTJx_4Nmo

>>79231570
i did a quick search and found out wwe is trying the chinese market
just like ufc
i saw there are some local companies but its a good camp to invest on it

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Anyone has experience learning Chinese and talking to natives ?
How did you guys manage to master the tones ? I'm scared they won't understand anything if I butcher the tones, which is probably going to happen, not to mention ze french accent

>>79232111
nice trips avec
you come this summer again to watch Tony Carreira?

>>79232211
我不太明白你说什么 , 葡萄牙

>>79232301
你是安哥拉人马?

>>79232486
不是真的

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问你怕未!

Miss Macau is fine as fkkkkkkkkkk
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTJ-u2bh4kl/?taken-by=sofiavdsp

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你好4陈。我从澳大利亚来
你好吗?

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Fucking Indians I swear to god
Riding the cable car and they put each couple in their own car
I get on with my aboriginal girlfriend and the fucking poos don't understand the cable car guy and get in ours before the doors close and now we're stuck with them for ten minutes I swear they smell like shit and onion sweat no memes intended

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>>79231585
Peru? what are you gonna do about cindy peru? every day you're running out of time peru, every day she falls more in love with her gook BF peru, you have to do something peru, ASAP peru, to win cindy's heart peru.

Peru?

>>79233116
Macanese girls are goddesses

Glorious government of Beijing sentences Hong Kong to drown in garbage as punishment for anti revolutionist failed uprising.

http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/2110238/shift-mainland-policy-could-spell-disaster-hong

Beijings justice is swift

Hong-cucks btfo

>>79199527
under

>>79236477
Fuck shit cong!!

>>79208971
Communist only in name.

>>79234466
rekt

>>79236761
Yeah, country the rooftop covers swine the citizen, pretty symbolic of china today

>>79237221
I've read news that you're gonna hold actual elections and can vote people other than commie fucks, is it true?

>>79237689
We hold election for congress seats, and yes, independent candidates are allowed. It's the same in China, so I don't understand how you're surprised.

>>79238220
The news left me with an impression that new parties and NGOs can be formed freely and your Chairman n' shit will not cling to power if Commies are voted out of it. Nevermind

>>79234466
They probably thought your gf was a pajeetette

>>79232111
Try to use tones but the context of what you are saying is a good clue

I eventually managed to get across that my friend wants to change GBP to RMB. Think I butchered 换 (to exchange) but the fact I was talking about 英镑 and 人民币, and I wast talking about in a bank probably helped

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Are you the Virgin ESL teacher or the Chad Educator?

>>79219509
WELCUM TO ANUDA WEEDEEO

know there is a brit here who wants me to tell him about Hangzhou, but I forgot what he wanted to know about
what do you want to know about

>>79208972
>我想再来一杯牛奶

Seems like a weird way of saying it. I'd say 我想再喝点儿牛奶

>>79238904
在日本吗?

I wanted to know what you thought of West Lake, Xixi and Hefang Street. And if you could recommend any spots or good places to eat.

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>>79238876

>>79189838
>canadian flag starts a moonrune thread

lel

>>79239030
nope, just a vpn
might be going to West Lake tomorrow so I'll let you know how that goes

>>79239300
shes perfect

is true that asian woman has horizontal pussy instead of vertical pussy?

>>79240351
>is true that asian woman has horizontal pussy instead of vertical pussy?
yes
t. expert

>>79240351
That's why Japanese hide them

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>>79232950
ANDALE

>>79225671
You have to go back

>>79227907
Poorfag

That's market price

>>79238543
Lol no

Truth: The whole Simplified and Traditional BS can be solved in less than a minute.

1. Download a Trad/Simp converter
2. Activate it when you see squigly lines you don't like

Problems weren't.

Alternatively just use the characters you prefer when writing a sentence. Because some characters look better then the other. That should trigger both sides.

你最好的中国Vlogger是谁?

What's the proper etiquette for messaging random qts on WeChat found through the "People Nearby" feature?

>>79242233
serpentza, the original china vlogger

>>79242365
嗨美女
你可以发送裸的照片

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>>79242441
peru? have you thought about starting a vlog peru? About your adventures peru? I'd watch it peru, I'm sure you'd get a lot of subscribers peru.

You could start a series on how to deal with Chinese factories peru, and a vlog of you chinking the chinks and scamming them for thousands of dollars, do it peru, I want to see it peru

Peru?

>>79242454
nooooooooo, WeChat TOS explicitly disallows pornography.

Do Taiwanese and mainland Chinese have different passports?

>>79242676
ye

>>79242715
How difficult it is to acquire Taiwanese one?
Is it difficult for mainland Chinese?

>>79242751
For Taiwan I think you need to live there for five years (with an ARC) or something, then renounce your old citizenship before applying for taiwanese citizenship. I may be wrong though, after all I'm just a waito piggu

No idea about China.

>>79190534
yes buddy thai chinese and guan yin is the centrepiece in our shrine

>>79242751
for China it's virtually impossible for foreigners to get it
you need to invest millions of dollars into the country and renounce all other citizenships
that's how I understand it anyway

Mainland China is pretend China were they put pandas on everything and it all has an air of a Chinese restaurant.

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g-guys, I...

peru? PERU!?

>>79248566
This was never funny

peru respond

Any other advice for >>79242365?

How can I make amends for Opium war?

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>>79248566
>>79248707
STOP bullying Peru!

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>>79242494
yep, I have been thinking about starting a youtube channel to show my capitalist adventures around the globe, hardcore business adventures chinking the chinks, japing the japs, gooking the gooks , interracial sex with hookers, and my struggles when learning the language of those countries, but I dont wanna look like an asshole
Im still writing the plot,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncd4b5d_cM0

>>79248633
>hungary

you are nothing but a little insect to me, talk shit about peru again and I'll personally fly to your backwards third world shithole and cave your skull in, last warning

>>79252740
This was never funny, fite me now teafag.

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>>79252214
Peru? you're not over her are you peru? You want to feel the warm embrace of her flesh again don't you peru? No hooker will ever cure you peru, you know what you need to do peru, you need to go to korea and confess your feelings to her peru, only then will you be able to move on peru, make haste peru, book your flights today peru

Peru?

>>79252801
i'm 6'8 and built like a convenience store, I'll gladly allow you to take permanent residence between my steel toe caps and the road, gypsy

>>79252860
99% percent of men fear me, the rest is simply retarded. You will be squashed like a bug!

>>79252214

peru? why write a plot peru? just start making movies peru, show your exploits and dealing with hookers in SEA and chinking the chink factories peru, then record your trip to Korea to meet cindy, your one true love peru.

peru?

>>79252943
heh, can your family even afford a gravestone viktor? Yours will be engraved with "here lies viktor, thought he was tough on the internet"

You're way out of your league kiddo

>>79253220
On the other hand, you won't need the NHS' shitty service when I'm done with kicking your rotten teeth out and throwing you off the Big Ben (currently under repairs) like a pebble.

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>>79252814

the highlight of peru's life while studying in fudan unviersity in Shanghai was sharing an apple with cindy and a japanese girl sitting next to him on the subway.

peru misses the natural caring nature and femininity that only asian girls can provide. he needs to go to Korea ASAP and confess his love to Cindy, or i'm afraid it will be over for peru. not even his meds will save him then. then we'll all be perma WORRIED

>>79253336
do NOT reply to me again viktor, or I'll fly there, get hiro to give me your IP, come to your house and permanently re-arrange your face, LAST WARNING

>>79253497
But what if cindy rejects him, peru does NOT handle rejection well, if the gooks confiscate his meds and things don't go well, he might wind up on a skyscraper and might do something he regrets, there is no easy way for peru to solve his problems, very WORRIED

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最好的SNH48会员是谁?

>>79244015
>WE WUZ BRITZ N CHIPZZZ

>>79246676
That's real china though

>>79252214
That actually sounds really cool

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if you ever betray me i will slit your throat

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>>79255275

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>>79255461

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>>79189838
how do i get a qt chinese waifu that doesn't age like fridgebro's sour cream?
im a 190 cm tall brown haired brown eyed med

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>>79255825

>>79253685
I bet you don't even have a TV licence you fag.

dumb frog posters

>>79189838
hi /sino/
should i learn mainland or taiwank chinese?
also
can you check these guys' pronounciations?
mainland https://soundcloud.com/glossika/glossika-chinese-beijing-spaced-repetition-training-day-15
taiwan https://soundcloud.com/glossika/glossika-chinese-taiwan-spaced-repetition-training-day-15

>>79257204
Pretty sure the difference is meaningless. It's like choosing over yank or british english.

>>79257778
oh, i thought it was more like standard vs scottish

>>79257897
The major difference is taiwanese use trad characters

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this song makes me remember shanghai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW5S4YWDJPQ

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>>79259383
Peru? don't dwell on the past peru, it's not good peru, forget about the time you threw up in the club peru, forget about getting angry at seeing WMAF couples peru, it's all in the past now peru, focus on the future peru

Peru?

>>79259383

peru? do you remember that sunny warm september day in 2015 when you first started classes at fudan peru? and cindy came into class wearing a sun dress and introduced herself to the class in her cute broken english peru and your heart skipped a beat peru? was that the moment you fell in love with her?

do you miss her? peru?

>>79260186
who will play peru in the inevitable biopic?

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>>79261126
Peru? was it love at first sight peru? you can't let her escape peru, every day she forgets about you a little more peru, and loves her gook BF a little more peru, you need to strike now peru, NOW while the iron is hot peru.

Peru?

HOW DO I REDEEM MY WHITE PRIVILEGE FOR A QT CHINESE GF????

HELP QUICK
HOW DO YOU SAY GOODBYE IN CHINESE

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>>79262330
再见 - zaijian

>>79261370
I didnt put any effort with Cindy because at that time I believed in that asian girls prefer and go for white males, Im still believing this, sometimes I think avoid so many parties with classmates was a mistake, mmm but anyways those girls love white males and Im not white
I may not like this but this is how the world works

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听说D吧又出征了?

>>79194992
Don't apologize China.

>>79207737
Well China can try by not killing their kids when they turn out to be daughters.

早安

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Be careful who you fug, /sino/, brain damage is transmittable through sex

>>79269216
Are you really in China or is that a proxy?

差一位 差一位 差一位

>>79269216
Why would you be fugging brain damaged people in the first place? Do you have a thing for retards?

who else studying /classical chinese/ this semester

>>79270139
because modern chinese isn't hard enough?

>>79270803
你好
are you the famous asian male who lives on a white country and often post on 4chan?

>>79270035
Ask your parents lol

>>79270887
I'm Taiwanese

>>79270803
classical is fun

>>79271002
Hey

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>>79271040
This. I like how 5 characters can convey an entire paragraph and I also like how you write on charred turtle bones.

chinking the chinks is painful,
maintain face requires energy
but Im saving a lot by making deals 17 000 km far away

Someone once told me that classical Chinese is such a meme that you can't actually read it without first knowing what it says and means BEFORE reading it.

>>79272661
It's autism, the language

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There are MULTIPLE threads mocking china and us on int RIGHT NOW
How will we ever recover??

>>79272661
It's the greatest in-joke ever.

>>79273305
It's popular to hate the big guy
Back then it's the US now it's moving towards China

>>79261404
ewwwww

go away gwai lao

chinese girls for the big chinese cranium

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>>79272372

>>79273562
why are there so many down sydrome/mentally ill chinese in Marsfield
is there a system by which mental patients from rich families are able to get PR here very easily or something?

>>79273586
??????????

no clue

i'm from the northern beaches

Can a nigga live

>>79273733

whittu pigg go homu

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>>79270803
Because modern chinese is a monstrously artificial language deprived of cultural background,save for when a Manchurian speaks it.

The Acting Emperor of Manchuria, HRH Augustus S. Lee, had the logic behind it explained perfectly

Fuck me
Sweating my ass off in the train without a seat because this friend of the gf who gave us a ride to the train station had to stop at this stupid cake shop and stand in line for 20 minutes to buy us a gift and we arrived 2 minutes before departure and didn't get a seat any more
Bet you it tastes like any other fucking sponge cake they sell in every "artisan" bakery in Asia

>zhongguoren toes
Opinions?

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>>79275803
Korean feet are better

suh my dudes, any one can give me a fucking job in GZ/nearby? I am studying in the uni now and could use some money. NOT TEACHING PLEASE.
Russian/English/learning chinese now.
p.s dont use my VPN fuckers

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>>79275803

They need to take photographs in a better locale

>>79275803
I don't like any toes desu

>>79278664
way to be gay sweden

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where are you peru? i know you're lurking

>>79269261
proxy

>>79278851
rude

>>79273305
Relax the biggest anti China here is the chink flag itself.

>>79278906
practicing my cantonese pronuntiation skills to surprise friends once Im back in the guangdong province

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dATKfkqE51k

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>>79256275
You can't

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>>79280895

when are you going back peru? peru i thought you said you weren't going on any asian trips anymore peru

peru?

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>>79283490
i knew it

怎么找到住在日本的中国姑娘
虽然有很多中国人和台湾人但都是游客并且很多是跟男朋友来的

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>>79273988
Are you the stomach ill guy?
Damn you're like in /int/ forever
If you're not being retarded in anti-china way but in retarded pro-china way I'd be 100% sure you're some wumao getting paid for some ccp internet strategy or some shit
You doing good? Still want to be nuked by glorious aryan the only civilization nukes with culture?

>>79284482
大学
Unis have some single 姑娘
If youre not picky with looks and armpit hair you'll get one easily

What is the proper word for market in Chinese? They seem confused when I use 市場 as the dictionary and textbooks tell me to.

>>79285078
Yes you're right, they're either dumb or your chinese is not right
Post the full sentence

>>79285261
Don't have the full sentence anymore. It was probably just a misunderstanding then. Thanks for clearing it up at least.

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How do you distinguish individual tones when someone is speaking chinese really fast? I swear all their finals sound like the aggressive 4th tone. Does it come naturally with experience?

>>79285078
what type of market?

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>>79285525
This kind of.

>>79285500
You don't need to "distinguish individual tones", you need to understand what words are being said. The intonation certainly helps, but the only time you should actually be trying to determine what tone is said is if you don't know the word, and even then you can compare with context and the list of same-pronunciation-different-tone words in mdbg to try to figure it out