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/dixie/ - The South and Friends

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Captain John Smith, knight of Transylvania and first Southerner edition
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Tennessee is better.
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>>79187842
5'2 to 5'6 just like everywhere else in America
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What happened to the other Tennessee poster?

>>79187881
>you're aiming at a different crowd
It's still embarassing
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>>79187941
I agree
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>>79187991
yee yee
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>Tennesspee
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>>79188004
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wait if 180 is manlet over there then how come all the tourists i see are around the same height as me.
although to be fair most of them are russian, but i have seen several groups of german tourists too but i was taller than them.
I had english friends too and they were average height.
I can only remember my australian neighbours, the english women who lived in my town and the one english guy who asked me how to go to some tourist trap place who were taller than me
(they are all anglo) uh oh
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>>79188030
you've been memed on
the average height for white American males is like 1.77m or 5'10
it drops down to 5'9 if you include all American males
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>>79188030
Because chads realize that there's no need to travel to foreign countrylets once you've been to the US
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Florida reporting.
Stay safe, lads.
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>>79188030
>>79188066
but yeah it depends on where you live, I'm sure there are some snownigger states that nobody lives in where everybody is as tall as a basketball player, who cares though
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In response to >>79187842 in the previous thread, Broads around here are probably 5'5" on average.
I don't know why people on this site are so spergy about height.
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>>79187941

You keep telling yourself that
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>>79188066
cool
i dont know why this topic is memed on so harshly in 4chan to the point of you dont know whats real or not anymore
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I cant wait for the second great istanbul earthquake to hit and just annihilate 90% of the population in this god damn city
ANATOLIANS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79188107

Damn, I was that height during elementary school.

Do they look like goblins or do they actually look good ?
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>>79188143
>>79188107
because it's funny
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>>79188181
yeah but it comes to a point where its counterintuitive
also its no different than the secretly homo threads about dick sizes that sometimes pop up
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>>79187894
anyone know of a good database where I can search to see if my ancestor fought in the civil
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Im pretty sure its c*nway that starts those threads

>>79188216
yeah its called your granddad
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>>79188107
>I don't know why people on this site are so spergy about height.
Because the vast majority of people on 4chan are under 5'10" and it allows people to meme on them
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>>79188174
Just depends on if they're fat or not.
My gf is somewhere around 5'2".
We got a lot of fat black bitches though.
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>>79188216
it's not usually that simple, you're probably going to have to start with your grandparents and work your way back there.
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>Katrina
>Harvey
>Irma

Has /dixie/ angered the Lord?
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>>79188289
>New Orleans
>Houston
>Florida
more like the lord is rewarding us for our piety
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>>79188289
>all hit places that are full of Catholics
he's testing our faith
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>>79188289
tfw no hurricane ever hits me
first forlorn, then forgotten
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>>79188289

*demiurge

>>79188312

How come Richmond isn't devastated then :^)
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>>79188260
I know his name and I'm looking at a Arkansas Ex-Confederate Pension Record that shows his wifes name but not im not certain I was hoping there was some database dedicated solely to confederate troops, ill search online more
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GN /dixie/
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>>79188487
goodnight bud
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>>79188216
Try familysearch.org
It's like ancestry but free.
I discovered some CSA vets from it
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>>79188520
I discovered that my paternal family were slave owners with at least 400 acres in Virginia.
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>>79188370
make it happen

>>79188390
>Arkansas
another one of you?
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>>79188545
when did they emigrate?
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>>79188587
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>>79188545
For the most part my family wasn't wealthy enough for that. I found one who had a sizable plot of land, but no info on if he had slaves or even a farm on it
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>>79188656
Where in Georgia?
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>>79188616
1630 from Britain, granted 400 acres on that land deed. Not sure how many slaves in all but in his will he leaves a few to his grandson and the remaining (an unspecified amount) to his wife.
Mother's direct line were in New England in 1640
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I'm so happy my mother is autistic enough to like genealogy, she's been building a family tree for over half a decade now and we have all kinds of photos and records attached to each entry. She's even gone decently far back into our European ancestors.
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>>79188728
I was referring to my relative, I'm in Texas.
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>>79188734
I meant when they left for Canada, but
>17th century immigrants to Virginia
good lad
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>>79188775
>tfw mine doesn't have any branches
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>started new book on dixie injuns
>its not a book by one author its a collection of academic essays on various topics during that time period

its gonna be a lot dryer than i thought
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>>79188835
>left for Canada

As goodly Christians who refused to betray God's mandate and commit treason against King and country, they were forced to leave for Canada in the late 18th century.
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oh, it's THIS Canadian again
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>>79188902
>the loyalists died and were buried in crown-owned clay

i find this oddly comforting
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Stupid fucking leaf
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>>79188898
I read about some of them. Apparently the Chickasaw were known as the "Spartans of the lower Mississippi Valley," and were undefeated in history until they fought for the Confederacy. They were the last Confederate troops to accept defeat.
Afterwards they were forced to go to Oklahoma, a fate worse than death.
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>>79188960
It worked out in the end. Many of the losses were compensated for

t. anon U.E.
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>>79188989
y delet

>>79189006
yeah the indian confederates were fucking amazing

poor bastards all got stripped of what lands they had left and were banished to the midwest
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>>79189075
Same here, if not for the Indians British North America/Canada may not have won the War of 1812 and definitely wouldn't have been able to keep the west out if American hands. They were barbaric but effective. Their reward was to be all but ignored at Ghent and to lose their promised nation.
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Hi
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>yfw if the CSA had won, the Injuns might not all be fuccin ded
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>>79189211
evening london

hows the visit been so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw
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>>79189226
more victims of the bottomless pit of yankee homogeneity
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best "civil war" outcome:
>CSA independent and neutral
>USA continues its normal historical trajectory but with even less culture
>Southern Blacks and Indians get their own respective states in the west with extra devolved privileges
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>>79189382
>in the west
Doubt we could have taken Arizona and New Mexico from the US
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>>79189245
I enjoyed it until I stayed in South Florida where I did nothing
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>>79189424
it depends, a stalemate which lead to Southern independence was far more likely, but a victory with leverage at the bargaining table for territorial demands wasn't completely impossible, especially with how little control the US actually had in the west back then.
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>>79189156
>Canada may not have won the War of 1812
>won
You got both sides to demilitarize the Great Lakes. Congrats
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>>79189308
were they the most aesthetic brown people of all time?
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>>79189519
Since the war was, in part, about state's rights and an independent south would have set a precedent, wouldn't it be up the the legislative assemblies in those territories to decide if they wanted to become USA or CSA?
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>>79189793
you don't get state's rights if you're not a state yet
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>>79189762
Let's not pretend that it wasn't an attempted land grab by the US (almost entirely southern warhawks who wanted more agrarian clay) and that they failed in that endevour. We can talk about bullshit propaganda like trade rights, impressment of seamen, or the stalemate that ended in no real gained ground by either side, but we all know, or should know, what it was about and that it was a failed attempt.
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>>79189903
>war ended in a status quo with no significant military or territorial gains for either side
>only lasting impact was that it allowed for the relatively peaceful settlemet of the North American interior
>b-but it was still an American loss!!!
k
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>>79189986
Yes but America declared war with the intention of gaining land, which they failed at. If you really want an honest and favourable breakdown:
>USA
Draw
>Britain
Draw
>Tecumseh's Confederacy
Lost
>Upper Canada, Lower Canada, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland, New Brunswick
Won
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>>79190201
I'm glad we lost desu
every US expansionist war was another attempt at North American cultural homogeneity
except the Mexican-American War, fuck them and they were doing fuck-all with that land anyway
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Guess who is consuming alcohol lads
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>>79187894
>John Smith edition
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h-oKZFxwRU
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>>79191357
On a Wednesday night?
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>>79191450
I think most people here are in university
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>>79191357
its ME
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>>79191450
>he lets the calendar dictate his drinking

>>79191793
Wew lad
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watching the West Wing
it's literal propaganda but I can't help but kind of revel in its innocence, it's like what turbo-bluepilled boomers think Presidential administrations are like
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>>79191891
Ain't John Goodman in that?
I like him
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>>79192188
no idea, not now though, maybe in later seasons. It stars Martin Sheen and Rob Lowe
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>>79191793
don't you have to work tomorrow
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>have to take pills to regulate my sleep schedule
Does god hate me
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>>79191864
had some whiskey, a few rolling rocks, and a very delicious pecan beer that was much stronger pecan tasting than i'd had before, quite nice

also carbonated as fuck jesus i had to be slow and deliberate every time i took a drink because it would fizz up so bad

>>79192251
yes

but everyone shows up hung over so its fine

my manager shoots fireball on his lunch sometimes

and the landscapers get baked as shit all day as they drive around and do jobs

>>79192267
its because you're living a lifestyle devoid of nature and the natural order

you must return to a spartan way of life (which in the literal sense includes sodomy lucky for you)

get more exercise and eat more proteins

>captcha
>Damit NORD
FUCKING N'WAH
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>ALL THE GREEF
>ALL THE MAZTE
>ALL THE FLIN
>ALL THE SUJAMMA
>ALL THE SHEIN
>ALL THE CYRODILLIC BRANDY
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>>79192347
>get more exercise
I already run. I haven't been doing much of it lately but I was still having problems when I was running a lot

I wonder if secks counts. idk how much energy you burn

>everyone shows up hung over
I could tell
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>too white
-1
>memphis
-2

Tennessee is 7/10 at best.
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>>79192404
well since you're the fuckee not the fucker i assume you use less energy than your bf

best thing to do is keep to a regular schedule

if you're ballsy and have the time, just do a sleep hard reset, stay up a whole night and then sleep the next night at your desired time

it sucks but it works
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>>79192459
>if you're ballsy and have the time, just do a sleep hard reset, stay up a whole night and then sleep the next night at your desired time
>it sucks but it works
yeah, I had to do it multiple times during the summer
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He wandered to find Vivec, his lord and master, the glory of the image of Veloth, and found him of all places in the Temple of False Thinking. There, clockwork shears were taking off Vivec's hair. A beggar king had brought his loom and was making of the hair an incomplete map of adulthood and death.
Nerevar said, 'Why are you doing this, milord?'
Vivec said, 'To make room for the fire.'
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imagine a world without leftists
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>>79192493
just try and go to bed at the same time every night til you reach a pattern, start by getting up early

which also sucks
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>>79192576
don't tell me what to do
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*tells conway what to do*
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>tfw wv
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last two numerals is how many years it takes to rise again
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>>79192604
stop it
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>>79192595
i'd never dream of such a thing sweatiiie :))))))))))))
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>>79192633
>2050

it will be in my lifetime

we'll do it for him
>him
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>>79192773
yeah... That's right....

I ordered those cuffs. They should be in on Monday
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>>79192859
>>79192773
>>79192595
>>79192404
>>79192267
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>>79192859
good choice

with rope you gotta worry about circulation getting cut off

with cuffs like that folks can stay tied down for a long time with no worries which is important
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>>79192943
go to bed and you won't have to deal with it
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>>79192794
>this is the closest we'll ever get to a video of him
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>>79192961
>with cuffs like that folks can stay tied down for a long time with no worries
well that's good

>>79192999
Are there any recordings of him speaking?
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>>79193057
no, unfortunately not. I think the earliest US historical figure I've ever heard a voice recording of is William McKinley. I've seen accounts before that said that Lincoln's voice was actually really shrill and high-pitched irl though.
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>>79193109
>died in 1870
Guess I should have looked that up before I asked. That's too bad tho
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>>79192493
you get to do it really hard when you go to basic training
I don't know what it's like for the other branches, but for the navy I think we were there for 72 hours before they let us sleep
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>>79193142
we'll clone him eventually
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>>79193164
>but for the navy I think we were there for 72 hours before they let us sleep
damn

>>79193197
>kentucky fried chinks

let's hope so. Does he have a monument at his gravesite or is he buried in his family's mausoleum or what
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>>79192999
it gets better
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>>79193227
he's buried at Washington and Lee University in Lexington. NC was there a few weeks ago and left some flowers. Don't think he has any mention of his military career on his gravesite by his own request and was buried as an educator, not a general.
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>>79193298
How tall was he? Looks to be about 5'8
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>>79193324
>Don't think he has any mention of his military career on his gravesite by his own request and was buried as an educator, not a general
Reminder that he's going to be turned into a Southern Hitler
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>>79193359
can't wait :^)
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>>79193352
anywhere from 5'8 to 10 1/2
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>>79193418
>that was quite tall back then and all his soldiers were like 5'6 or less
it's amazing what modern diets have done for people
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>>79193441
not enough for me
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>>79193450
>I'm 5'9 in a country which is being rapidly hispanisized
oh boo hoo
the only reason you're a twink is because of your weight
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>>79193476
5'8
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>>79193550
you lied to me then
faget

at least you have Tom Hardy and Mel Gibson
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>>79193601
>you lied to me then
Because I thought I was 5'9" until I last went to a doctor

>Tom Hardy
It will never not be funny

Mel Gibson just seems like a manlet tho
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>>79193624
>measurements at the doctor
literally never accurate, they don't care how short or tall you are or about your ego, they just need to fill in the form and don't care if you're slouching a bit or whatever

I've been measured at home by other people without shoes on or anything and I'm 5'11, but I've been measured as high as six feet and as low as 5'9 and a half by different doctors.

>Mel Gibson just seems like a manlet tho
lel I just googled him to find a reaction pic for this and his bio says he's 5'10, yeah fucking right
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>>79193734
The 5'9" measurement was from the doctor's anyway. I measured myself at home after that, I'm 5'8" ;_;

>bio says 5'10"
sure he is
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>all this concern about height
Y'all are gay


also I'm drunk.
Also, it's Ίμβρος not Gökçeada
>Κύριε, ἐλέησον
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>>79194313
Most grills are taller than me now. It's embarassing
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>>79194507
Then you aren't 5'8"
but what does it matter to you, you like pen0r in the first place
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>>79194562
>but what does it matter to you, you like pen0r in the first place
idk. Just doesn't feel good. I get made fun of
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>129 posts
>nobody has commented on the fact that I changed the title of the general
>implying it's not better
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>>79194639
It's dumb and so are you
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>>79194614
where? no you fucking don't
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>>79194653
>where?
in high school I did. bf makes fun of me sometimes
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>>79194666
>bf makes fun of me
try not being gay
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>>79194679
I don't want to
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>>79194691
that's gay
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>>79194702
no it isn't
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>>79194718
oh


well that's straight.
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reminder that this is a good change and everybody should just accept it and include it in future editions

>>79194666
but you're just objectively not that short, you're barely even short at all. Stop being so damn insecure. Is Arkansas full of turbochads or something?

>>79194671
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>>79194840
>Stop being so damn insecure.
never

idk, most of the guys I know are at least 5'10"
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>>79194853
Probably because most of the guys you know are big mandingos.
I'm like one inch taller than you and I do not care a bit.
Try not being a weenie.
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>>79194879
>mandingos
no lol

>I do not care a bit
this isn't helping me
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>>79194901
>this isn't helping me
That's not supposed to
My advice was, "Try not being a weenie."
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>>79194957
that's not helping either
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>>79194962
How tall is your boyfriend and why would he be such a dick about it?
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>>79195024
it's just teasing desu
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>>79195045
that's what I thought
stop being a weenie
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>>79195071
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>>79195083
fine, just watch Mel Gibson's entire filmography then, you'll feel like a 5'8 action hero in no time

pussy
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>>79195114
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>>79195133
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Hey, I found this restaurant in Conway, can y'all tell me anything about it?
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>>79195261
they have great milkshakes
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Well, on that note, I'm outta here.
Nighty night, weenies.
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Transylvania>Pennsylvania
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>>79195340
nighty night bud
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>>79195340
Fuck off cuck
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*inhales*
ITS AN ANMIHHHMMMAYYYYYYY WEBSITEESSSSSSSSHHHHHH
*posts softcore pornography*
DEEL WITH IT NORMHIE
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>>79195424
Dumb normie
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>>79195625
FUCKING GYPSY
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>>79195636
You mean ROMANian, heir of Dacia
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Least I can do after disappearing for as long as I did is bump this shit again.
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Hi
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>>79200461
hello muhamid, made many kuffar suffer today?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI-uW-X54w
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Gonna have stroganoff
Excite
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>>79203326
me drinking coffe and listening to deafheaven
thinkings of vinegar chips downstairs
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>>79203454
Im eating at a commie restaurant (most russian establishments here are commie unfortuanetly)
Some an*tolian tourists passing by looked at me as if im the spawn of satan
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>>79203615
are you eating outside? why?
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>>79203650
Its nice out
I also had violin lessons today and it will take me 3-4 hours to get back to home and I havent eaten anything today.

Also imported russian beer
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>>79203751
tfw no imported russian wife
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>>79203751
>violin lessons
How's that going
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Man I fucking love this

>>79204059
Plenty of them here
There also used to be alot of poor but educated english people here too but they all left

>>79204161
Good
Finally started working on book
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>>79204290
>book
The comic or is this something I didn't know about
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>>79204343
I used to study the basics on my notebook now I upgraded to an actual music book to study with
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>>79204769
o
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I think im gonna have a burger while im at it
But first, amsterdam
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>>79205050
I'm having a burger for breakfast t b h.
Very American desu
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>>79205574
Fat cunt
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>tfw unis down south are evacuating up to here
>tfw i have to deal with fl*ridian refugees
why won't florida just SINK ALREADY REEEEEEEEE
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>>79205886
>Conway
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>>79206332
>bugs-bunny.jpg
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Im drunk and singing confederate songs in the open everyone is looking at me as if im insane

>>79205574
I had burger for breakfast 2 days ago
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>>79206946
Are you singing Dixie or I'm a good ol rebel
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>>79207001
I have all of derek wafields dixie songs on album
Just singing along
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I want to sing along all y'all
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>>79207154
i love singing, but i dont live alone so its kinda awkward
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>>79207111
Good ol' Derek Warfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vnPYaSm0A
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Hopefully I will reach my hillside town without any trouble haha

> tfw my english is still better whilst drunk in comparison to the normies here
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Really need a qt Welsh gf to whisper in my ear.
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WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT BORN IN DIXIELAND?!?!??@
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>>79209061
Because you were born in Turxieland
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Im so lonely you guys ;_;

>>79209095
I hate t*rks
> tfw no komsu gf
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I think I so should learn han chinese and move to taiwan
I hate my country and I hate western t*rks
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>>79209291
>Taiwan
strange choice desu
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>>79209291
What's your opinion on Erdogan?
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I bit inside of my mouth too much now its bleeding

>>79209315
No turks there

>>79209323
I hope there is a special place In hell for him
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>>79209370
what about assad?
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down with the eagle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woG-J27-C2A
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>>79209422
All ar*ps deserve a faith worse than death
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QC4_tWYCc
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>>79209640
based
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>>79209291
Do they not speak Cantonese or is that just Hong Kong
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>>79209791
I think thats just hong kong
But im not certainly In a dependable situation
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You guys are my best friends ;_;
((((Except for cuntway)((()
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>>79211501
nigger
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Got a filtered (sen) y'all
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>>79209518
my nigga, 2nd coming of Hulagu Khan when?
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I walked by 2 (two) Turkish guys today and I was hairier than both of them, really makes you think, doesn't it ?

For context, I live in an area where Turkish-German mixes isn't uncommon.
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>>79212946
im alright
i saw both more hairier and way less hairier man then me


also found my way home safe and sound across konstantiniye drunk thank you very much
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>>79212946
turks are wh*Te
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>>79213240

You're welcome.

>>79213265

Hmmmmmmmm
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>>79213265
we aRE MEDİITERNENENEATN

THE WORLD IS SHAKJING OH GOD WHER EISM MY HM OUSE
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>>79213369
>>79213240
you arent drunk, fucking liar.
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>>79213859
i fack yer madır
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If I gotta bump a thread, Imma make it look sexy.
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test
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McDicks tastes amazing in your mouth when you are drunk
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good afternoon /Dixie/
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>>79216233
yeah you would say that

faget
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>>79216371

It takes one to know one haha
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>>79216425
stop pairing me with cumway
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>>79216251
good afternoon
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>>79216457

:^)
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>>79216457
>>79216686

FUCK, forgot photo.
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>>79216810
me on the left
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>>79216810
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha........hahahaha

holy shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79216810
if only i was that buff tbqh
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>>79216863
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>>79216928
than you would go gay?
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>>79216990
It's mr bean

>>79217009
he already is
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>>79217009
no but i would imagine i would have stuck my junior into someone by now
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/acadiana/
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Fuck
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>>79217044
dont think you would ever stuck your benis into a bagina without paying absurd amounts of money with your beta faggot personality my fellow friend.
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>>79217099
finally, a good post
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>>79217110
never knew emergency was a US state
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>>79217113
atleast im not a manwhore whose mind is located at the head of his penis like you are my teacher
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>>79217172
>a-at least I'm not successful at the one thing I was put on earth to do
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>>79217221
>gay opinions
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>>79217221
>the only reason to live is to fuck
guess sterile people oughta be mass murdered
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>>79217283
genetic defectives should be put out of their misery

this includes gays
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>>79217283
they mass murder their genes without our help though by simply being themselves.

>>79217172
it was just banter lmao. but anyways sorry, i just realized maybe that was a little bit too harsh.
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>>79217344
its okay i can handle it
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>>79217410
dont worry friendo, you ll find your qt whos into daddy dom fetishes that you so badly desire.
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Pelican post.
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>>79217515
crow or raven is the best bird ever.
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>>79217568
I want one of those sulfur crested cocatoos or an owl or something. They live for 60 years or something crazy like that
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>crow
>niggers of the bird kingdom
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>>79217568

Fucking w r o n g
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>>79217638
crows are insanely social and intelligent birds.

>>79217632
owl are pretty cool birds too but they are a bit scary desu senpai.

>be me running outside, just a regular night doing my sports
>suddenly saw something with the corner of my eye
>realize its a huge ass owl flying above me
>absolutely no noise its dead silent
>dives down for a sec
>grabs a mice from the ground
>flies away absolute silently
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>>79217654
>hey i like birds
>really? which ones? eagles are so cool, crows, parrots and owls too. which one do you love most?
>p-p-p-elican
>lol wut?
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I had an owl bud sleeping in the tree right infront of my window for a week
owl bud was cool as heck, i hope he will visit this year
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>>79217746
yeah but some of them can look pretty qt
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>>79217819

I must be in a pretty shitty and boring conversation is someone is willingly asking me what my favorite bird is.
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>>79217856
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>>79217948
it was just a hypothetical conversation about how shit your tastes on birds are.
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>stuff from european milsurp site coming tonight
im happy
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>>79218058

>My bird tastes are shit
>Likes crows

Chuckling atm lad

>>79218080

>He fell for the milsurp meme

PLEASE don't tell me what you bought has camo on it.
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>>79218212
i bought camping shit
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>>79218212
milsurp is good for camping tho. there's a milsurp place in west little rock and 90% of their business is camping
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>>79218243

Alright good, what did you get ?

>>79218290

I'm talking about people who wear milsurp for fashion, I understand hunting/camping, but seeing people in flecktarn parkas out in public (with the original camo, not dyed) make me vomit.
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>>79218428
Got myself a 2 man tent (mostly just extra space for myself to put my shit in), backpack with tons of pockets, kidskin gloves lined with cotton, and some tarp/shelter thing that you can use for multiple things for not even $100
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friendship ended with turkbud
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good riddance
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I talked up these two really cute girls (i think,i couldnt see straight) while drunk today and they giggled alot.
I will take that as a victory, making two girls who i dont know giggle while im piss drunk in the middle of the day
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>>79219581
>>79219603
what happened
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>>79220068
conway sent me a dikpic
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>>79220091
nice
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>>79219581
>>79219603
>>79220091
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYPN-1Yjt0
This is the SECOND most powerful anthem in the WORLD
right after dixieland
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>>79221329
they really americanized your ass holy shit.
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>>79221456
t*rkey is garbage, dixieland is the future
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>>79221479
you are a disgrace. dont ever post papatürk ever again and immediately delet all pics of him from your comp.
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>>79221559
make me c*mmie
>american exceptionalism
>not the best thing in the world
>not what all other countries in the world should strive for
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>>79221593
i prefer european system better. just look at germany, they are an economic powerhouse. the only thing they are missing is a standing military and they will do it in the future as well and here we go 4th reich.

they ll make nukes in fucking Siemens factories.
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USA USA USA!

>>79221641
>not loving L I B E R T Y
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>/dixie/
>Best poster is a Turk from Istanbul.

Really makes you think.
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>>79221708
>believing USA actually has liberty
top fucking kek
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>>79221821
>USA
>not land of the free and brave
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>>79221814
this is why exceptional immigrants and brave frontiersmen make great nations
we have the heart and spirit, while those living in regularity simply wallow in their day to day life, we hope and strive for better days that people ridicule us for.
But remember, USA is the greatest nation on earth thanks to those silly dreamers
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Bobby Lee was like 6'4.
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Conway, if a girl had a man ass would you fuck it?
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>>79222302

>Conway
>Doing the fucking

Conway is a submissive bottom.

>Captcha: Local Latino
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ohhh Conwaaay~
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>>79222374
if conway is submissive bottom why did he sent his dick pick to other turk?
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>>79222451

idk lol
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>>79222451
it was a joke dum dum
he sent me a pic of his boipuss
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>>79222540
he wants the D m8.

is gay marriage legal in USA? it might be your ticket out of turkey and to the "land of the free" :^)
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stop pairing me with cumway
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ZMRNdnRLs
T H E Y A R E C O M I N G B A C K
F R O M T H E T U R K I S H B O R D E R
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Boom
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Im restarting the ''ingiliz muhipleri cemiyeti'' (thats english supporters party for y'all) the first thing the new world war starts
Western turkey WILL become the 51st state!
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Reminder that socialism is the only way that Dixie can move forward
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Turkbud and Conway, sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (adopted) baby in a baby carriage !
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>>79223137
>still a virgin
fuggg :-DDDDDDDDDDDDxdddxdxdxdxddxdddd
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>>79223170

>Having sex
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>>79223224
ummm...
im not even sure where to start
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>>79223247

Having sex with a guy is gay, silly.
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>>79223300
and kissing a dude isnt?
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>>79223329

No.
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>>79223347
oh
glad to know
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listening to some shortwave radio y'all
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYnrjhrkt-0
E I R E L A N D
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Fuck the queen and her lapdogs
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>>79223512

Post of excellent quality.
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should I make an alternate history novel? Well it's more of an adventure story that just happens to take place in an alternate history civil war outcome.
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>>79223594

Sure, if you truly want to then you should.
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>>79223594
>alternate civil war outcome
that topic has been done way too many times by now
try something more original
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Someone make new thread.
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>>79223594
do an alternate history novel where strasser won and hitler lost

I kinda wonder what would have happened, as Otto was anti-imperialist
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>>79223662
why don't you, lazybones
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWB7_o6x6DA I don't even have any Irish, I actually really like English history, but this is one of my favorites.
>>79223632
well like I said it's more of a novel that just happens to take place in such universe. Like Blade Runner is more of a noir film that just blends the cyberpunk theme in it.
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>>79223736

Alright.
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>>79223820
>>79223820
>>79223820
>>79223820

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